Why don't girls like Superman as much as Batman.
>>143320565They think they can fix Batman. Superman isn't broken enough to appeal to women who need a project.
>>143320565He's a beta and a canon cuck
>>143320565He doesn't have as many sexy female super villains into want to get in bed with him.>>143320576 Most of the girls who want to get in bed with Batman (Inot Bruce Wayne) are more broken than he is. Catwoman's the relatively healthy one besides her you guys Leia al lgoal, poison ivy , sometimes Harley Quinn, and most of the C and D list female villains he has.
>>143320609>Catwoman's the relatively healthy one besidesShe's a serial whore and a addict for stolen riches, she has clinical depression about her childhood like Bruce, and she's a unhealthy cat lady. Yeah she sure is well adjusted(eyeroll)
>>143320565Unironically? Self inserting. He's broody, psycho, vulnerable, misunderstood but also the coolest.
>>143320609Clark is a dedicated loyal volcel for Lois.
>>143320565Why do these weird anti Superman threads pop up anytime whenever a postive Superman thread is created?
>>143320565Cope. He’s always fucking Wonder Woman.
>>143320680no he's not, in canon Wonder Woman even has a baby with Steve Trevor now while Lois is fucking multiple different men. Also Lobo fucked Superman's mom after she was resurrected
>>143320565He’s seen an a LGBT icon.
>>143320700>while Lois is fucking multiple different menwat
>>143320654she's never had depression at all, she's an eccentric quirky cat-burglar whose hobby is jumping across rooftops all day and night stealing jewels and cracking safes, she's the opposite of depressed, she's manic. Hint: being sad is not being depressed.
>>143320565The MaskThe unobtainable nature ...the money :/Get yourself a non shallow girl anons they're keepers
>>143320716cucky clarky
>>143320700Lmao Lol evenHe’s been shipped with Wonder Woman so many fucking times. Even in those recent terrible Tomorrowverse movies Earth two is with her. You’re some insecure bitch trying to get attention on 4chan. >canonOh so you read comics? Read manga instead faggot.
>>143320670>anti Superman threadsStop playing the victim, this is literally pro-Superman.
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>>143320744in N52, which didn't work out and she cucked him with a Black Guy instead, and in noncanon elseworlds where literally everything has happened because they're elseworlds.Meanwhile in canon every man on earth - including Batman - have ALL fucked his wife Lois Lane, some men while Clark listened to them fucking her, and Wonder Woman got impregnated by Steve Trevor
>>143320565Because he's a cuck.
>>143320729That's from over a decade ago during New 52
>>143320744>Oh so you read comics? Read manga instead faggot.Based.
Reminder Lobo canonically came inside his Mom without a condom. It's literally a plotpoint that Superman's Mom begged Lobo to cum inside her without a condom so she could leak Lobo's semen out of her vagina into a test tube then clone an army of Lobo warriors and presumably also concubinesSuperman's a cuck, Superman's dad is a cuck, and Jon is a faggot
>>143320781Still longer than your bitch insecure ass. Consistently better than you faggot.You’re such a fucking loser that a boring ass boyscout consistently fucks women in almost every piece of bad DC content that it got you rattled. That’s why you made this thread. >I need attention because Superman makes me cry! All DC fags need to banned from this site. You don’t see Marvel clowns do this.
>>143320700>Also Lobo fucked Superman's mom after she was resurrectedThat's not canon or even relevant.
>>143320832Nta but it's obvious that he's not OP.
>>143320717>she's never had depression at all>Hasn't read batman year 1.
>>143320889but it literally happened.
Lmao /a/ tard made this thread. This is what happens when you can’t handle rejection.
>>143320827It's not mainstream canon and made by a Lobo fan and Superman hater so I don't give a shit
>>143320938Envy and mental illness at its finest.
>>143320909It's basically filler and not the mainstream superman continuity.
>>143320937Blaming the goku fanboys are we? Goku would probably cuck Clark.
>>143320906The one where she's a succesful dominatrix, a kung fu master just because, picks karate fights in the streets with strangers, babysits the little blonde girl fulltime, then dresses up like a cat and steals jewels from falcone and beats up all his thugs just for kicks and tricks?Like I said: not depressed in the slightest. That's not what depression is. If she were depressed she wouldn't even have the energy to get out of bed in the morning for any of those points.
>>143320937Rent free
>>143320938>>143320961it is the "mainstream" continuinty, wtf are you on about "mainstream" lmao it's canon she came back to life, got pounded by Lobo, then died again so Superman could do his next canon adventure
>>143320827Then why didn't Zack Snyder turn it into a movie? Checkmate, atheist.
Super rizz
>>143320609I meant non-fictional fan women, not in universe.
>>143321030you misspelled Lobo rizz
>>143321010>it is the "mainstream" continuinty, wtf are you on about "mainstream" lmao it's canonRent free take. Lobo will never be popular.
>>143321058He seems to be popular on Krypton lol
>>143321117The show made him scared and complete loser of Krptonians so yeah he sure is popular.
>>143320565Superman isn't actually a human, he's an alien, it's technically Beastiality.
>>143321221Superman race in some continuities are decendant from humans.
>>143321145>Superman’s Mom got fucked and her eggs showered by the sperm of nerdDamn! Hope she doesn’t have to abort that nerd’s baby that’s now growing in her womb lol
>>143320832Superman shared one kiss with Wonder Woman in N52, then Daddy Batman told him off about team relationships so they beoke up (and then Wonder Woman got BLACKED and Clark listened to Lois getting fucked by a man called Jon)I wonder where Lois got the name Jon from in reality…
>>143321423I'm talking about the show, where Lobo was fucked over by non super powered kyrptonians and emasculated. No filler superman comic will change that retard.
>>143321458>beokeYou’re so angry that you’re seething over a fucking blue boyscott who still consistently fucks women more often than your dying almost nonexistent ship of WonderBat. Cry more bitch. You’ll never get what you want and samefagging on this stupid website won’t help your inferior complex. Even Marveltards aren’t this consistently insecure other than Spiderfags. Dumbass capeshitters.
>>143320992>implying that Son "KISS MY WIFE BEJITA" Goku is in a position to cuck anyone
>>143321596Goku would do that to Vegeta more likely by accident.
>>143321507>boyscott>inferior complexLmaoThe only thing superman’s ever “fucked” was Lois “sloppy seconds of every man in metropolis” lane while Wonder Woman was getting BLACKED
>>143321467You mean the CANON superman? Whose CANON mom got CANON fucked by CANON lobo?That’s CANON btw
>>143321673Canon superman never got his mom resurrected. Stop shilling.
>>143321659>Still seething heavily over a boycott You’re so insecure that this is getting sad to follow.
>>143321673Black Label ain't canon. Because Superman and hisblore would never get this disrespect in the main line books
>>143321693Yes he did, since it’s a canon comic. She died again after she got fucked all night by Lobo, at the end of the story so things could go back to normal (minus the lobo sperm in her womb
>>143321708>boycott>>143321711It is canon, geoff johns himself said
>>143321718But is it any legitmate continuity or just the self-contained continuity of the title itself?Let me ask you real quick, what costume was General Zod wearing?
>>143321731Well Geoff Johns doesn't really make those decisions anymore anon.
>>143321739Let me ask you real quick: if scarecrow changes his clothes to a more popular look between one story and the next, does that mean he’s jumped to a different multiverse?
>>143321731>geoff johns>actually deciding what's canonBlack Label isn't canon to mainstream superman recently
>Canon>Canon>CanonI have to remember this is a comicboard because that doesn’t exist in the world of normies nor do capeshit comics.
>>143321041>non-fictional fan womenThe woman on tumblr, or WattPad or on FF aren't self-inserting as Selina or some other female (or even as "Reader" or "You" with the Batgod; they are instead picturing Bruce with Clark, Hal, etc. or more often picturing him as a dom top fucking all the robins or being a submissive pass around party bottom to the JLA or to Dick, Jason and occasionally even Tim and the Demon Spawn. Most of them have no interest in Batman as a MAN.
>>143320781>have ALL fucked his wife Lois Laneincluding Batman.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eq6Gcr6cu5I
>>143321848She cucked him in the same episode because Superman was too out of her reach. She went for the 2nds.
>>143321786In comics? 100% my dude.
>>143321890>episodeBruh we’re talking bout the comics(where Bruce has fucked her multiple times and made out with her while Supersissy watched)
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>>143321917Got cucked in the show, never ended up with her because she hated Batman. >>143321917Then got cucked again because she’s still with Superman currently.
>cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck cuckGet a life, man.
>>143321946With Superman…After getting fucked by Batman, John, and every other man in metropolis. After she’s fell off the cock carousel only then does superman get to settle down with Batman’s Sloppy Seconds fuckmeat
>>143320565Superman is associated with homosexuality now thanks to Jon Kent calling himself Superman and every news article saying Superman has come out of the closet..So women naturally get the ick and don’t want to like him (except the Fujos of course). Batman is dark and brooding which causes women to go “I can fix him!”
>>143322020….And then got cucked again while she consistently fucks Superman and leaves Bruce as deadweight again!
>>143322133Superman getting cucked first doesn't invalidate Batman tho.
>>143322322One 100% it does, Superman is always with someone meanwhile Bruce is stuck in shit flings and can’t maintain a stable relationship. He can barely last past a episode or a few issues of a comic without getting cucked and alone again.
>>143320992Goku didn't even know how to tell men and women apart; Roshi had to teach him about sex over the phone, on his wedding night, like that pic of Jhonny Bravo asking Carl for help.(Note to myself, go to /a/ and request that on the draw thread)
>>143320565They stopped writing Superman as a sexist asshole
>>143320781That's not N52 Wonder Woman, retard. That's Morrison's Earth 2 Wonder Woman.
>>143320669This is honestly his biggest problem. Loads of bitches throw themselves at him.
