I didn't see a story time when I searched for it, so here goes nothing. I'm kind of amazed by how long this thing makes you wait for it to load 300 seconds? That's ridiculous. :/
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>>143333271There was one earlier, but it was a very silly thread made by the usual resident Spider-Man shitposter, so it's not really worth anythingSo long as you post the pages in order and without unnecessarily spoilering them like a petty little bitch, like a certain someone would, you're already doing a better job
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>>143333271thank you, sane OP.Here's a bump for you
>>143333396Why is no-one going after Maxine????
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>>143333369I'll never fucking understand what Wells wants to do with Chasm. He treats the memory angst super seriously (even though every reader knows the whole memory angst bit is just some bullshit Wells/Lowe came up with to turn Ben into a villain for no good reason) and keeps painting Chasm as a genuine physical threat to Spider-Man whenever they fight, but then also, every time Chasm shows up, there's always a whole bunch of goofy conversations and happenings (like Rek-Rap, like the "not the goooooo" flashback, like everything about Ben in this page here) that are entirely at odds with the overly serious side of what Wells is doing.
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>>143333449I think in the start of this run Wells was genuinely trying to tell the story seriously, but the intense backlash made him lose it, so he's just shitposting (shitwriting?) now.
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>>143333486I just wish it could be an entertaining shitpost, like All-Star Batman. Or even something so laughably bad it becomes entertaining for all the wrong reasons, like America Chavez.Wells's Spider-Man is just boring. Stupid bullshit happens here and there, but on the whole, it's just not entertaining on any level
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>>143333580And that's that. If you liked it? Please support your lcs? Last time I was in one there were stacks upon stacks of unsold asm and felt bad for them.
>>143333570I think the Living Brain will have something to do with that.
>>143333345Oops, my apologies to that particular op. I guess I missed that.
>>143333619Support your LCS, but don't support this run of Amazing>>143333651Don't worry, OP, you don't have to apologise to him. It's only the troll who's been shitting up every Spidey thread for like two years now. He doesn't deserve any goodwill.
>>143333345I'd rather read it here tqh
>>143333520>>143333535>What if you never needed the memories in the first place, just make new ones.So Chasm has been a COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME
>>143333580>one of the letters is just a single line of pun-based praise (if you can even call it a pun)o i am laffinThey're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for those positive letters now, huh?
>>143333707Much like the rest of this run!
>>143333707It's Wells way of putting the toys back in the box without totally getting rid of his dumb ideas or outright admitting defeat
>>143333707Oh you know, just like Las Vegas before Mephisto fucked him hard
Any predictions for Chasm: Curse of Kaine? Will our boy Ben return to normal after it's done?
>>143333908Whoever's writing it uses Kaine as a mouthpiece to tell Chasm he's being an incredibly dense edgelord and that he should knock it off
>>143333920But only after Druig manipulates him to attack Ben. I wonder what will happen with Janine that splits them
I have never been less invested in 616 and I'm still mad about Lowe's and Wells' retardation with clones. The entire fucking point of Ben was he moved on, came with terms with who he was and forged a life, realizing how precious it all is. Lost Years were his true formative years, an amnesiac Ben wouldn't get caught up or obsessed with his Peter memories, you have Janine right there! God!Who, by the way, is entirely responsible for this mess but somehow is being painted as the victim by Betty. What?>>143333570Kafka wants to make a goblin, so probably Peter gets brainwashed and the sins find Norman again. Why is clone Kraven doing this again? Why is Kafka? Why do I care? Can I get a lobotomy chair too?>>143333908I have serious doubts Foxe will be allowed to do much of anything if this book is anything to go by. I'd wager they wouldn't assign Land on a book intended for hardcore fans either.
>>143334009>somehow is being painted as the victim by Betty. What?TBF Betty just met her.
This run made me dislike Peter & Ben.Now Kaine is best boy.Oh boy can't wait for Kaine to appear and be ruined in some way.
>>143333570I’m guessing the Living Brain, Sinister Six, and the Winkler device have something to do with it. Especially since Kraven and Doc Ock know who Spider-Man is. They keep telling Ben how it turns people into goblins and how it’s so dangerous, so that’s the only logical conclusion imo.
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>>143333271thanks, normal OP. The thread-we-do-not-speak-of is a fucking mess so I appreciate this
>>143333409it is really insane how Wells has just forgotten Maxine exists.
>>143333381Why does pete seem to not care at all about Kafkas well being? They used to be good friends and she helped Pete find peace after kravens last hunt, it’s so odd how cavalier he is about not wanting to help her
>>143334520Spidey kind of forgot about the fact he has friends outside the costume
>>143333570Sure they did.Pete's been in the Winkler device before, he just doesn't remember for some reason. That's what Kafka is saying as she slumps down- "...lied about a lot of things, but not..." Pete having been in the Winkler device.Since this is sort of a beyond redux, my guess is it would probably have happened during that era
>>143334401very cute!
>>143334542Peter Parker having friends? No way dude, it's all about that being Spider-Man in this house. Who needs a caring supporting cast when you can just web swing and beat up bad guys all day. That's what the old farts at Marvel love, wearing a mask, going on adventures and not dealing with their social lives.
>>143334458I don't think Maxine has been forgotten, but rather is being ignored so that her victims keep clawing at each other's throats instead of hers, like how Peter keeps saying he wants to help Ben but never offers any suggestions because Marvel don't want Ben to be fixed (yet).
>>143333409>>143334458Seriously, it amazes me the amount of PIS with this that they misplace their anger. Ben blames Peter and Kafka blames Ben and meanwhile Maxine gets off Scot free
How did Wells manage to write a story worse than the one where Spider gives his baby to the devil?
>>143333545>>143333566I don't get why Kraven is here. Like, his beef with Osborn is done.
>>143334823He's not after Osborn, he's after the Living Brain.
>>143334830Mate, Otto literally says he's burning OsCorp to the ground. What does that sound like to you?
>>143334823so funny that this storyline was the last time the ASM threads had some life to them. I guess we can maybe expect the same for the upcoming Goblin arc (after the vampire stuff?)
>>143334823This is some weird situation where Wells is trying to pretend the S6 is a legit gang that associate outside of a shared hatred of Spidey
>>143334860Like Kraven, the usuad tard-wrangled he is, will say "Osborn, I have no beef with you BUT YOU STAND IN THE HUNT'S WAY" to justify acting like a moron
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>>143334992that's cute
>>143335060mogged MJ
>>143335060I almost thought this was Art Adams at first glance
Dead thread. I guess releasing this in the same day as USM wasn't a clever move
>>143335560That and for whatever reason people chose to engage with the schizo's storytime before it went away.
>>143333291Hallow's Eve is actually white white?.It thought it was a mask or makeup. >>143333335You gotta love retcons of 40 year old comics, you just gotta.>>143333369Both Spider-Men are idiots.>>143333396Hallow's is too good for this book, make her Ghost Rider's sidekick already.>>143333471That's what's wrong with Queen Goblin, she should have a lab coat and look like a doctor who's also a goblin monster, not just safe horny generic armor.>>143333566Nauck is awesome he needs a regular gig.
>>143335730Anon, being a Ghost Rider female and sidekick is a Death Trap ever since they killed Roxanne Simpson and Johnny's kids, and when Karen Page was part of JB's Cast in LA, She had her entire Career ruined, got Aids and became the first on Quesada's murder spree.Even Frank Miller regrets what he did to Karen because people were High on Matt's suffering Arc selling a lot.
>>143333409>Why is no-one going after Maxine????ThisSo much this
>>143336057Hell, going after Maxine with Next Wave could’ve been a great direction for Ben that made sense after Beyond. Hell they even had Monica and Machine Man appear in the last bit of it but instead they went with this stupid Chasm bullshit
>>143333566Huh, wasn't expecting them to be angry at the brain
>>143336108An edgy, goofy spider-man with amnesia spouting things like "Betty Jane" would have been perfect for a NextWave 2
>>143335643nobody engaged with it other than maybe one or two people. every post had 2-4 minutes between them because mobilefags get post taxed for ip hopping and the schizo tried making up discussion about ben for people
>>143334860>Mate, Otto literally says he's burning OsCorp to the ground.>to get to the Living Brain.None of them are after Norman, he and OsCorp are just obstacles to their goal.
>>143333619Next issue is Morbin' Time?
>>143336584He has a separate mini for that
>>143335822>Even Frank Miller regrets what he did to KarenNo he doesn’t and that was a good storyline. The only people that bitch about it are modern brainrot retards.
>>143336584for one issue, then that will lead to a separate ASM: Blood Hunt. #50 will be the Gobbening
>>143336779>for one issue, then that will lead to a separate ASM: Blood Hunt.At long last, it is finally time to Morb.
>>143336893Morbillion issues sold!
>>143333271next issues:>RELEASES MAY 8TH, 2024The Amazing Spider-Man #49Vampires are running rampant through New York City and while the Avengers are caught in the middle, someone has to take care of the citizens of the Big Apple. That person? Yep, Spider-Man. But if only it were that simple. Things never are and this issue leads directly into Spider-Man's larger role in BLOOD HUNT!>RELEASES MAY 22ND, 2024The Amazing Spider-Man #50GUESS WHO'S BACK?! THE GREEN GOBLIN RETURNS in this landmark and massive issue of ASM that boasts not only a double-sized main story but some instant Spider-Man classics by legends and legends to be!>RELEASES JUN 5TH, 2024The Amazing Spider-Man #51THE SINISTER SIX IS BACK!As if the Green Goblin weren’t enough, the Sinister Six has returned too!!!When it rains, it pours — and this rain is going to put Spider-Man into a world of hurt!>RELEASES JUN 19TH, 2024The Amazing Spider-Man #52Nothing is okay.This issue is so shocking and troubling we can’t even show you the cover!>RELEASES JUL 3RD, 2024The Amazing Spider-Man Annual #1The Time Stone Bearer, AKA Overtime, takes on Spider-Man! It’s time travel vs. Spider-Sense as the Infinity Watch grows and the universe lands in deep deep trouble… PLUS, the Death Stone Bearer arrives as Derek Landy and Sara Pichelli’s Annual-Linking story marches on with more surprises than you can handle!>RELEASES JUL 10TH, 2024The Amazing Spider-Man #53SECRET REVEALED — MEET SPIDER-GOBLIN! Following the shocking events of #50, PETER PARKER is a changed man. He’s now SPIDER-GOBLIN, the most dangerous superhuman in the world. And his chaos is DEADLY! Meanwhile, who will stop Norman Osborn?!>RELEASES JUL 31ST, 2024The Amazing Spider-Man #54THE MIND-BLAZING CONCLUSION OF “EASY BEING GREEN”!The SINISTER SIX will try to fight. But they should have run. Who can possibly put a stop to Peter Parker’s spree of mayhem and destruction? (Hint: No one).
>>143337653>Following the shocking events of #50, PETER PARKER is a changed man. He’s now SPIDER-GOBLIN, the most dangerous superhuman in the world. And his chaos is DEADLY! Meanwhile, who will stop Norman Osborn?!I mean, we knew Gobbed Peter was happening, but is that implying Norman is also back to being Gobby?
>>143333335This is such a stupid, shitty retcon. There's nothing about this that makes sense or is enjoyable.I realize that's been the standard state of affairs for this entire run, but fuck off, Wells.
I don't seem to understand something...According to this issue:Ashley Kafka is the reason Roderick Kingsley thinks he is HobGoblin?Did they just retcon this?Are they saying there was never really a HobGoblin? That everyone has just been mind controlled?Also, the Winkler device doesn't create Goblins! It brainwashes people!George Stacy was in it, MJ was in it!Are they gonna say they are/were goblins?
>>143338005dumbass? I'm not the one redirecting people to a locked thread where there can be no further discussion!
>>143337924>>143338005No one cares about your lazy troll thread, faggotThat's why your shitty storytime died. This thread was made by a sane, normal anon who doesn't waste every day of his life desperately pretending to be a loud, angry moron on a Mongolian basket weaving forum for no good reason
>>143333335QRD on the Hobgoblin brouhaha? Ned was framed or something?
>>143334520Peter doesn't give a shit about Kafka's clone, only the real Kafka
>>143337956No, in Wells's Hobgoblin arc Kafka had Roderick in the machine. It was all part of her plan.
>>143334458>>143336057>>143334672Technically Janine already put her in jail
>>143338142What plan?Oh wait, it's Wells and Lowe, there is no plan
Didn't Kafka have her sins removed?Why is she still evil?I think Wells might just be a fucking hack or something.
>>143338188The ritual didn't Cut the sins, it just Copy/Pasted them.
>>143338206Did I say that? NO!An archive is great, but that shouldn't stop someone from making new and BETTER Threads!
>>143335822His last female sidekick just got dragged down into Hell.
>>143333535do they use the masks for sex
>>143338246But not a storytime of the same book TWICE the same day that makes it spamming and flooding a board retard.
>>143338254And you'd know all about spamming and flooding a board, wouldn't you, troll?Lazy, janny-protected, shitposting pig fuck
>>143338311You must be new, sometimes we get multiple threads for the same issue.Especially WHEN they get locked!
>>143337653Allright, who will die to save peter from being gobbo?
>>143333545I wonder if the others ever mocked the Kravens behind their backs over how they're always "hunt this" and "hunt that" and "here's a hunting metaphor."
>>143333908I seriously doubt Ben will get fixed
>>143337653good coveri have the feeling that the tombstone arc will be the next one and be the conclusion for this godforsaken run.
>>143334009The fact that Janine is perfectly sound of mind but just enables Ben's bullshit is probably what pisses me off the most. And then Schultz's books and this one have the gall to try and make her sympathetic.She and Ben have not once attempted to get Peter's help in a sane and rational way (nor has Peter made any real attempt to help them but that too is bad writing) and they jumped straight into trying to steal his soul.
>>143338111Tldr. Editor writer feud. Without any build up. Ned Leeds was revealed to be the 1st Hobgoblin after he was killed by the KGB. 10 years later it's revealed Mary Jane's boss was actually the 1st Hobgoblin. 20 years later Ned is cloned but is still evil and maybe he really was the Hobgoblin.Today Dr. Kafka revealed she make Hobgoblin with her brain machine
>>143338169Her plan to make Norman evil again.
>>143333507>Ben needs real help>I'll do it later though, surely
>>143333459Janine has given nothing to save Ben
>>143337326Next issue of ASM will truly be one of the comics of all time.
>>143335060>*slurps Paul's cock*
>>143341948What cock? Paul is a eunich.
>>143341948Kill yourself.
Fellow Zebheads, it is with a heavy heart that I inform you all that the Gang War tie in event was rendered completely fucking pointless.https://twitter.com/Newsarama/status/1783262240327471298
>>143342107>Ahmed just giving a "fuck you" to WellsNice.
>>143342107Holy Balls. I am so glad I am wasting money on ASM.
>>143342158*Not wasting money. Damn.
>>143342107OH BOY, WHO IS HYPE FOR ZEB'S RUN ENDING ON A CONFRONTATION BETWEEN PETER AND TOMBSTONE, I AM SURE THE STAKES WILL BE HIGHER THAN EVER
>>143338299Yes, Ben has taken the knot.
>>143342230I plan on getting drunk for that. Hopefully my reading comprehension will be lowered enough to enjoy it.
>>143338159Jail is not enough for me. I want attempted murder.
>>143338188Calling it now, Norman needs to die first to fully transfer the sins back to the source.
>>143338188Norman taking on the sins doesn't make them vanish, the sins become yours once you do evil. The solicitations have already revealed that Peter still has the sins as well, they're just taking the form of a separate personality.
>>143342107And may /ourfatso/ never suffer the mugga dungeons again.
>>143343404Another victim of X-writers being so god damn possessive over mutant characters that have nothing to do with the X-Men
>>143343392Zeb really likes the alter personality thing, doesn't he?
>>143343835“The villain is evil because he has… SPLIT PERSONALITIES!!!!” Is like cocomelon for media illiterate basedjaks
>>143344431Why the fuck does s o y jak correct to that
What is the point of making Chasm if he isn't even going to actually fight Spider-Man. Totally worthless issue in every sense.
>>143333335Did Wells just character assassinate Kafka further? Wow.
>>143333271Those poses look familiar.
>>143337956It's super insane vague. And the issues dealing with it refused to elaborate. But the theory is that Kingsley teamed up with Queen Goblin to turn Ned into Hobgoblin again to kill people. But the plan went sideways because Ned survived his death by ingesting Goblin Serum prior to his death (meaning his new healing factor kicked in) and has Goblin madness in his head that kicks in whenever he thinks about how Macendale, Kingsley, and Foreigner all collectively destroyed his life and good name. And when he found out that Norman was retardedly trying to "make good with Kingsley" by giving him money to restart his modeling/fashion house (even though he knows damn well that Kingsley is pure evil and deserved to have his fortune/business taken from him in Goblin At the Gate) and while he was able to brainwash Ned evil again, the Goblin formula fucked up the brainwashing and Ned tried to kill Kingsley before Kingsley was able to force Ned to submit to him. But not before Ned, in his madness, killed a bunch of Kingsley's henchmen while screaming they were sinners like Demogoblin/demonized Macendale.Those murders got Ned arrested but Kingsley and Queen Goblin got together and moved the Winkler Machine after Queen Goblin made Kingsley erase his own memories of his role in destroying Ned's life again. Then had him move the Winkler Machine to make it look like Ned went insane evil on his own and killed a bunch of crooks. Also, Kingsley's been brainwashing people into being Hobgoblin surrogates since Big Time when Slott first killed Kingsley off and had to back peddle due to backlash. Though the various hacks writing Miles' book keep having Kingsley in the costume whenever Hobgoblin fights Miles, so they can send him to jail just because.
>>143340505I assume it's only for the Ned/Kingsley appearances in Wells' run because the retcon makes no sense and would mean that Kafka was a.) evil the whole time and b.) as much of a keikaku master as Norman.
>>143338188They removed the sins/Mephisto's curse but it didn't work as intended as Kafka's still stuck in her demon form, which is the chief source of her butt-hurt. >>143340505Got some major details wrong. Slott brought Ned back as a clone but didn't have the balls to reintegrate him back into the cast due to Venom writers still pushing hard Betty/Flash in Flash's book. Spencer then killed Clone Ned off a year into his run, since no one but Slott wanted Ned back at the time he brought him back and Spencer could be bullied into doing it. Then towards the very end of his run, when Spencer got told he couldn't undo One More Day and reunite Peter/MJ as a married couple, Spencer said "fuck it" and brought Ned back to life for reals complete with plot point that he got Betty pregnant and Betty never knowing about the Ned clone or the clone's death, due to Peter being a cunt who still is butt-hurt that Ned stole Betty from him and punched Peter in the face when he confronted him with fucking Betty behind his back when the couple were briefly estranged and Betty trying to bait Peter into an adulterous affair with her.
>>143345131>due to Venom writers still pushing hard Betty/Flash in Flash's book.I think that was long over by the time The Clone Conspiracy and the subsequent story where "Ned" was revealed to have survived happened.
I'm just glad that Wells never followed up on Chameleon Conspiracy in the sense that I don't want to think how badly he'd write my favorite Spider-Man villain. Especially since people already have a tendency to do badly with him.Fuck what I wouldn't give for a DeMatteis Chameleon mini like the ones he's been doing.
The winkler device was first used by Kingpin so I think Queen Goblin is just being overly dramatic. Kafka wasn't even around then.
>>143346869You guys are misinterpreting what she's saying. She's specifically referring to this scene right here, not "I was using the winker device the entire time."
>>143346912I still want to know how Kafka got the jump on Kingsley. Wells does not seem to enjoy exploring anything.
>>143347270I think Hobgoblin got captured after Ned goblin attacked.
>>143347270Might be shown when we find out about how spider-goblin was created.
>>143333409>Remember when I helped you at Beyond>When you didn't ask and I came willingly>Also remember how you got fucked up by them as well>Well I blame you for what happened to meWells can't write a heel turn to save his life
>>143347423Queenie high on evil gas rn. Logical thinking is beyond her.
>no call back to Ben and MicheleIf Peter was affected by the brainwashing device... Does that mean my joke was right and goblin Peter drunk dialed Michele all along?
>>143347483Yes, that was Peter.
>>143347483>>143347504Why would he do that?
>>143347660Pretty juvenile ngl>stuck with morally upright host>set him up on dates with objectionable dates as outrage bait>watch him seethe or drown in confusion>Profit
>>143347686That sounds like something I'd wanna do if I were an evil alter. Mass murder and mayhem? No thanks. I'd be to busy implicating myself with awkward dinners and ragging on that nerd afterwards.
>>143347814That would kinda explain some of the weirder romantic choices Norman has made, now that I think of it.
>>143333369Betty ass
>>143348334>Listen Harry, it wasn't me that got frisky with your ex-fiancee. I have nothing but contempt for her and her father. If it makes you feel better, HE forgot we were related again and just wanted to cause taboo drama by illegally romancing a prisoner. Her ability to transform into a goblin using serum I created was a plus, I guess. >I believed Sins Past happened because sex with Spider-Man's girlfriend is exactly the kind of scandalous stunt HE would pull to shame me. >Look. Doctor. Don't take this personally, but while I'm sure our intimacy was enjoyable to you, I can't remember a thing. I've been confined and medicated for months after what happened to Asgard and HE decided to take "fuck therapy" literally.
>>143344431>>143344436Lurk more next time, newfag
>>143348653Life with the green goblin as your gross internal roomie would be weird.
>>143344431More characters with DID need to interact under a decent writer. Everyone is different and it'd be nice to see it shown.
>>143344431Done well it can be interesting and/or ironic. Take Moon Knight for example. You've got the main man insisting one of his personalities is 'the evil one' yet when you meet Jake, he's mostly chill and Marc is the edgy "eats rabid dolphin meat" type.
>>143349901Reminds me of all the movie fans noting Raimi Osborn had killed more people than the green goblin in his job as a military weapons producer and joking the supervillain was the real hero for putting a stop to his reign of terror.
