What the fuck was he thinking
>>143349617I know right? Why would he choose Connie when he can have Spinel?
>>143349617He's Pink Diamond. Of course Steven will give up his individuality for an easy answer to all of life's problems.
>>143349617Is this real ? I didn't knew there was a "x years later" sequel
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>>143350043There's Steven Universe, then The Movie is a little later, then Steven Universe Future is the final end.
>>143350043>I didn't knew>ESL is several years behind the timesChecks out
>>143349617>only learned to hang around the gems and some people in the city who are all retards in one way or another>never learned how to be socially decent without sperging out or seeming naive with his whole friendship bullshit mentality Greg is objectively at fault for all of this for not teaching his son about the real world by being a useless deadbeat fucker of a dad
>>143349617Literally the fault of the gems and garnet for acting like a perma-fusion is the best a relationship could be and not having literally a single other example of an actually healthy couple.
>>143349617He wasn't, life changing manic episodes runs in both sides of his family.
>>143352065Yeah, this is pretty much itSteven not only never went to school, he never even went to a damn summer camp or anything else with normal childrenOf course, the real measure of Greg's deadbeat-ness is that nobody noticed Steven's frozen aging until Connie specifically pointed it out
>>143352710Wow I'd fuck that Connie
>>143352768How perverse.
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>>143349617It's incredible how badly Steven misread the room with this. Connie was down for doing ANYTHING after the song and he picked the only damn thing she wouldn't.
>>143349617he was thinking of himself, duh. he wanted to put a shackle on his girlfriend (and kind of his only friend) because everyone else was changing and leaving him.
>>143350043Yeah, I think this was in "Future"? Basically Steven has a mental meltdown, afraid that Connie will leave him since she's been off living a normal life with normie friends. It was pretty painful to watch. He's also not just proposing, he wants to fuse with her permanently
>>143352065>>143352710Steven calls him out for this too. In Gregs defense, he really didn't know what Steven's powerset would be like. The last thing he'd want is Steven to accidentally bubble a kid at summer camp and have Steven taken away by the FBI
>>143353950She was ready for a different kind of dance
>>143353558I have never met a fan of this greg cuck shit that wasn't the biggest fucking loser
>>143349617Literally everything was a plan to avoid having to face his problem of "I literally have no goal in life and I am of no use if people don't have problems to solve with my help."The fusion was to try to live everything that Connie had planned, going to university, the space program, everything.Each and every one of his attempts were to avoid that, killing white diamond? Channel the blame (Even though he deserved it)Release frustration by fighting and training with Jasper? Just to avoid thinking about the problem
>>143354374And you will never know one
>>143354305>have Steven taken away by the FBIThe FBI would already know about him.Gems have been public since civilization.
>>143352108>Just do it like we do! It's perfectly normal and everyone should do it!Like pottery
>>143354575Then why isn't Steven hooked up in a basement routinely drained of all his fluids and used to sell cancer cures?
>accidentally kills you
>>143349617He gets cucked isnt he?
>>143354853NoAlso learn grammar
>>143354374In all honesty I'm a lot more fond of Marco fucks Connie kind of guy, but the meme was perfect for the time.
>>143354788The Gems were in the revolutionary war.And there's only 39 states in their world.
>>143354788Species-wide generational trauma concerning all things Gem. That war literally fractured continents.Almost every single human's reaction to weird Gem stuff is "That's not my problem and I should leave," because the ancestral memories are all screaming HOLY SHIT DUDE YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
>>143354575Shit world building.
>>143356554Meant for>>143354788
>>143354374>I have never met a fan of this greg cuck shit that wasn't the biggest fucking loserIf you know more than one person into Steven Universe cuck porn at any level, you are also a loser
Steven was made to get cucked
>>143349617He was desperate to cling to anything since his sense of self was shattered by everyone moving on with their lives.
>>143354374You go around asking people about their preferences in cartoon porn?
It could be worse desu.....
>>143350132Steven: "Ah, Shaddap!"
>>143354374Every fan of Steven Universe is a loser by default.
>>143352108The funny thing is that Ruby and Sapphire were the ones to say go for it but Garnet talks to him after he fails and was basically like "Yeah, of course those two horny idiots would say that. But no, that was a terrible idea."
>>143361158The real fucked up part is Sapphire knew Steven would get rejected and still let him go through with it.
>>143349617at the future NTR
>>143354255>afraid that Connie will leave himThat's not it. He thought he could ran away from his issues by forever being Stevonnie instead of admitting he has problems he need to confront.
>>143354954Does Canada even exist in the Universe Universe? With the aid of superpowered aliens you'd have thought that the American revolution would have progressed faster and the American victory would have been far more comprehensive.Conversely, with the gems around to stop bad behaviour the US probably wouldn't have invaded parts of Mexico or infiltrated and annexed Hawaii, though I imagine they'd still have purchased Louisiana and Alaska.Are the borders of Universe-Universe-US ever shown in the series?
>>143349617I blame the bad writing of the show for this. I can't believe that Beach City didn't had any other kid around his age to hang out with. Oh, wait, there was Peede for that, but Sucrose decided to write him off. The gems acted as if they cared about him but it wasn't really true. Only later on they grew fond of Steven. Greg didn't know how to better raise a child after losing his wife without explaination. Also consider that he ran off from ma a very abusive family, so he din't wanted to make the same mistake. And the way Connie was written make you think that she only wanted to be around Steven when there were "adventures". If anything Steven is a victim of bad writing, meanwhile Greg look like a bad father only because the writer kept him out of the picture instead of him being more present for Steven.
>>143361341>I can't believe that Beach City didn't had any other kid around his age to hang out withHe had. One of the first episode established that he was friend with Peedee. But Peedee wanted to invest himself in the familly business and Steven care more about joining the Crystal Gems. Sometimes, Childfriends grow appart. It happens.He kept being close to Lars and Sadie, though, even if they were a bit older than him.
>>143349617Steven wasnt raise like the other kids, Greg and the gems thought him enough to not be an illiterate, but Steven barely had human interaction with normal people, he dosnt knows how to normally have a conversación.For them outside world Steven is like a kid that grew up in a cult
>>143349617He didn't even buy her a real ring, what a big idiot!
>>143361158I hate that the series still hasn't decided if Garnet is her own person or just ruby and sapphire.I mean, come on, are you still doing that shit? They canceled the original series for that silly wedding episode to make a point, but now you're coming out with this nonsense?
>>143361880>I hate that the series still hasn't decided if Garnet is her own person or just ruby and sapphire.The series make clear she is her own person, anon, you are just a moron.
>>143349617He thought it was real
>>143354374t.stevencuck
>>143361298In Steven Universe Canada is called "The Great North".The Wiki only talks about a Forrest being there. So I don't know if it's a real country.
>>143354575>>143354788ultimately because it's not really that type of show. they're going for that small town comfy ghibli vibe, where magic exists but normies don't really care.
