catholicbros, he's /ourguy/.
>th guy who makes young boys run around in tight green underwear is catholic What a surprise
Isn't Jesus, like, actually canonically the Son of God in the DC Universe? If Batman's the world's greatest detective he probably figured that out forever ago, and I guess Catholicism is the branch of Christianity he figured out fit into the original church structure the best. It makes sense.
>>143364817They turned Batman into a gay atheist later on. Also Batman comics are full of blasphemy and hatred for christanity.
>>143364817Batman is intelligent so he's probably atheist.
>>143364817does DC even have a single Jewish character? DC's take on religion based on what I've read (which granted is less than Marvel) is "don't talk about it, just ignore the implications of Greek mythology existing)whereas Marvel treats people as people in the real world fully and that includes religious identity with Catholics, Jews, Muslims, and even a joke in Runaways about some random civilian worshiping Thor
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>>143364817Batman is a demon from hell. He's cursed and so are his pathetic fans.
What do you fags gain from pretending to be christian in 4chan
>>143364975You don't pretend to be Christian, you're programmed to be Christian.
>>143364817They're retarded.The Wayne family is old money old-money Scots with a straight patrilineal line in Gotham leading back to the 1600s. They'd be Presbyterian or Episcopalian, unless there was some great reason for them to suddenly convert.
>>143364975Apparently atheism = reddit so they have to be contrarian
>>143364957He did actually turn into a demon of vengeances
>>143364817Could have sworn I read somewhere that he was Lutheran.Although Calvanism would probably be more appropriate considering how miserable he is all the time.
>>143365059He was always a demon and evil.
>>143364953>>143365072Keep em coming, assmad biblefags!
>Keep em coming, assmad biblefags!
>>143365086>CalvanismSo... Presbyterians?
>>143364975Because over a decade ago some teenagers wore fedoras and posted lame atheist shit, so now 4chan has to be a totally based and trad christian website to avoid association even though it's patently obvious that almost none of the people claiming to be Christian here actually are from their attitudes and behaviors.
I dont see what is so Christian about being a psychopath who runs around at night beating people up.
>>143365160Give me a (you). Stop crying over your imaginary cloud boogeyman and give me my fucking (you). You know you want to.
>>143364845>I guess Catholicism is the branch of Christianity he figured out fit into the original church structure the best. It makes sense.Catholicism is a parasite feeding off the original church, one that grew so large that it eclipsed the original until a German guy actually read what was in the Bible and raised a stink about it. To this day, Catholicism is more concerned with itself than with the Bible or Christ.
>>143364946>whereas Marvel treats people as people in the real world fullyHe doesn't know about comics being legal history documents & the assclownery it entails.
>>143365189Have you met real Christians? They're some of the worst behaved, uncivilized subhumans on the planet, right behind mudslimes. I doubt it's a larp.
>>143365086Every time he’s actually mentioned it in a story he’s an outspoken atheist. Most especially that one crossover arc with Wonder Woman where Joker got possessed by a greek god, Batman got humorously angry if anyone even suggested to him that god exists. Most other writers too like Joe Kelly in JLA or Neil Gaiman in Whatever Happened. I don’t think Frank Miller ever said anything about Batman being catholic either, OP may be making that up. DKR used some catholic imagery but also Bruce’s monologues had a lot of absurdist tones like telling Superman how the world makes no sense and noone exists for any reason.
>>143364859Delete this
>>143365197Jesus & the money changers?
>>143364859Tom King has no class.
>>143364817JVP and helena are catholic fully. Bruce is either protestant or agnostic or catholic. It changes. What is currently canon is that his dad was some type of Christian and his mother jewish.
>>143365313That's Tomasi dumbass
>>143364864Batman is a digusting character.
>>143365286He cast them out of the temple and flipped their tables but he did not break every bone in their body.On that note Batman being a multi billionaire also as some issuesMatthew 19:23-26
>>143365366>He cast them out of the temple and flipped their tables but he did not break every bone in their body.Goalpost moved.
>>143364872If he were atheist he wouldn't fight crime, he'd get into STEM to become some pop science celeb. Probably turn Wayne Industries into Space X then die visiting the Titanic.
>>143365011Fuck you, I'm a high IQ autist who chose freely to become catholic during my childhood without any familial pressure, due to reading arguments put forward for the religion and finding them convincing
>>143365391He doesn't fight crime because he's a do-gooder. He fights crime because he was raised a Cristfag but when he became super intelligent he realized the beliefs his shitty godslob parents injected into him are a giant sham, which enraged him. So he takes that rage out on the criminals he beats up every night.
Batman is another elite anti-God propaganda machine that's fooling millions worldwide.
>>143365450So you were programmed. Gotcha.
>>143365390No? Where does it ever say he physically harmed them? If I wanted to move the goalpost I would say your argument doesn't matter at all Jesus is God and he alone can punish the wicked. That sort of judgement is not for us to make which is why violence is wrong.
>>143364817>>143364845So if YHVH is real in the DCU, what happens when the angel blows the horn to start the end? I doubt your heroes will just set by and let it happen, or will they be powerless to do so?
>>143364872wait but God exists in DC as the supreme creator
>>143365504Why would they want to stop it?
>>143365516>thinking Batman will not try to stop it
>>143365504>I doubt your heroes will just set by and let it happen, or will they be powerless to do so?Latter. They're damned. The entertainment is just a temporary cope to blow their own egos before they're all destroyed along with everyone being who was tricked and followed their path.
>>143365504They'd probably just be powerless. I remember hearing somewhere that AMAZO is as powerful as God in his final state, but that God would still be able to stop him because he's the actual true God, so it would follow that there's no power that could stop the will of God in the DC Universe.
>>143365523If he is Christian like OP suggests he shouldn't want to. The end of this world is a good think in Christian belief.I mean you are right that batman would try and stop it but that's because OP is wrong and Batman is not written as a Christian
>>143365560>I mean you are right that batman would try and stop it but that's because OP is wrong and Batman is not written as a ChristianYou are not the right one. You are the wrong one.
If you’re a catholic then you have to believe everything that’s written in the bible, including that the earth is flat, that the sun revolves around the earth, that decisions are made by the soul and not the brain (which can be damaged and therefore permanently alter “free will”), that the earth is only 6000 years old, that flesh is made from mud instead of carbon, that evolution does not exist, that humans were spontaneously formed capable of modern thought and speech, that space does not exist, that stars are just twinkling lights, that animals can talk but just don’t want to, that donkeys possess higher intelligence equal to humans, and that unicorns are realIf you only believe “well god exists so checkmate atheists” and nothing else then you are agnostic, not christian
>>143365575You are like an insect compared to me
>>143365578the Vatican changed its position on the Earth being flat since the 1600s anonyou're confusing Catholicism with American Evangelicalsbut this concept is too difficult for internet atheists to understand
Superman is the antichrist.
>>143365631Did I say the Vatican, which currently endirses homosexuality and , or did I say the Bible, your literal holy book that you must actively ignore to fake any semblance of reason?
>>143365578>If you’re a catholic then you have to believe everything that’s written in the bible, including that the earth is flatDamn you're retarded anon.
>>143365492>Jesus is GodKlaus Kinski & Keanu Reeves are the same person!
>>143365666>Those digitsHmm
Obama is the antichrist.
>>143365669says the one whose entire religion is based around "uhhhh ignore that part, and ignore that part, our religion is totally real if you just ignore 100% of everything that our holy scripture pretends is real when it's clearly made up"
>>143365692He did ruin race relations.
God's world is thoroughly unimpressive.
>>143365684>Jesus is GodUh yeah thats a pretty fundamental part of Christian belief.
>>143365666Nice try, Satan.
>>143365736Wrong its dope as hell. The Material world is so fucking cool. People just need to behave.If you hate matter so much you gnostic fuck you can literally leave anytime via suicide. Or you can hang with me and enjoy the wonders of creation
>>143364838FPBP
I don't understand why anyone would want to be atheist. If there's no God then objectively nothing matters especially what religion you subscribe to. >B-but muh truthDoesn't matter>B-but muh smartsDoesn't matter. Value is a social construct. If God exists then we exists solely for his benefit and we have that purpose otherwise it's just us nlowing smoke up each others asses. I can't imagine choosing to live life as an annoying killjoy skeptic who's every spoken word boils down to:>Um actually the zombies in Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island were just swampgas.
>>143364838>>143365803>Reddit.com
>>143364845Spbp
>>143365774>I give half my check to Israel.
>>143365865The demiurge ain't making you do that. Other humans are.
>>143365871Those other "humans" are demiurgespawn.Have you seen Dan Slott?
Okay I'm so happy Jurrasic League is being made, because DC needs to focus on being more lighthearted and kid oriented. All this adult content isn't working because of the lack of self control capeshit workers have. They need restrictions otherwise it's autism edgelord the story with nonstop death.
>>143365898>They need restrictions otherwise it's autism edgelord the story with nonstop death.00's Marvel in a nutshell.
>>143365885Have you seen the sun rise over the horizon or the full moon on a clear night?
>>143364946You really don't read DC Comics if that's what you think. Harley, Batwoman, Ragman, Hal Jordan, Atom, Nuklon, etc.
>>143365819>If there's no God then objectively nothing mattersThat's the idea
>>143364838First post best post
>>143365490You don't understand the meaning of the words you useGo back to r/atheism
>>143365336His mother isn't jewish. Kate's mother is Jewish, and she's related to Bruce through her father.
>>143365273Bruce is a... misotheist. He doesn't say atheist stuff because he's an atheist, he says atheist stuff because he's angry at God and feels scared. Mister Terrific and others more or less fall in the same boat.This isn't a blanket declaration about real-world atheists. In the DCU, God is obviously real, and the ones denying God's existence are traumatized, arrogant, etc. Gaiman doesn't want God to be real, but God exists in DC.DC's God doesn't seem as good and loving as God is supposed to be according to real-life religions. Just given the fucked-up state of the DC afterlife.
>>143364946Didn't they make a big deal a couple of years ago of the Kents being jewish, still i don't know if Clark itself believe in anything.Also Harley is always being jewish and i think Hal to right?
>>143366252The Kents aren't jewish. As far as jewish DC characters go, Ragman is the first that springs to mind. Very similar to Moon Knight who is also jewish but he's more tied to their mythology whereas Moon Knight has an Egyptian theme.
>>143366348So is the implication here that anthros are soulless? Completely divorced from the spiritual world and therefore part of no religion?
>>143366401Yeah pretty much. Although I'm sure there's exceptions.
>>143364946Superman is just space Moses and most addpatations lately seem to be leaning into his jewish angles more and more.
>>143366348>agnosticbased and high IQ pilled
>>143364817>anarcho-tyrannic faggot who protects evildoers from real justice is catholicChecks out.
>>143364817Batman is clearly a WASP
>>143364975Everything is a contrarian culture war to them so being a tradcath is heckin based, it makes those twitter blue hairs FREAK!
>>143366348>anthropomorphic animalWhat is this religion and how does one sign up?
>>143364838fpbp as usual
>>143366457>who protects evildoers from real justice is catholicHe does the opposite. IRL ,Batman's form of justice would be peak vigilantism without actually playing God and having to shoot every jaywalker. The Gotham justice system is the retarded aspect.
>>143366098You were programmed to say both of those sentences.
>>143366490Good. Program more people.
>>143366442More like he's a blasphemous Anti-christ counterpart. Copying the life of Jesus. Or in half of those Justice League stories talk about how much the world needs him.
>>143366479>He does the oppositeDon't lie.
>>143366348>Religious Affiliation: Alcoholics AnonymousI think this list is wack.
>>143366511What Batman does is aid the police without proclaiming himself a God and deciding who gets to live and die, which is often too subjective for a single person to decide on their personal bias and whim.It's the most fair way to deal with a wrongdoer. The justice system itself is nonsensical but there's meta reasons for that.
>>143364817>Gotham families that all descend from settlers in the 1600s >allowing some Papists to amass as much wealth and power as the Wayne family This is genuinely less believable than Gotham being cursed.
>>143366504>Copying the life of JesusIsn't that most Christians if they're faithful? Not saying Superman is one, he's not even from Earth. But your notion of the Anti-Christ seems skewed.
>>143366500People today are being programmed more than ever. People are so worried about AI taking over, but they don't even realize the robots are already here.
>>143364975It's contrarianism, nothing more.
>>143366171Martha was a Kane and therefore is Jewish.
>>143366566No, you were onto something the first time around. AI is taking over. Humans are already Gen 1 cyborgs on account of being constantly tied to their phone/computer. Neuro implants will become necessary once computers become too advanced for people's brains to process.
>>143366504>origin story is moses in space>the ultimate immigrant portrayed as morally superior to everyone else, better than human>simultaneously wants to blend in with the native populous as much as possibleSuperman can definitely be written as a christ figure and has been in the past depending on the writer, but it's clear what his true parallels are and what's been emphasized more lately.
>>143366540>What Batman does is aid the policeKnowing full well that the courts will be lenient towards violent monsters who will escape and keep killing more innocents. Let's not also forget how often he goes out of his way to stop others from killing the Joker whenever they get a chance.
>>143366556Issue is that, Superman is presented as the savior of earth. And he’s not a human being who Christ died for. He’s most representative of the fallen angels who fell and took a human woman for themselves for marriage. And in effect created corrupted offspring that became little gods among men because their fallen angel heritage gave them abilities that a normal can’t do. In other words, the nephilim who upheld themselves as mini god for humans to wonder after.
>>143366584The Kanes were not Jewish. Batman's uncle's wife IS jewish.
>>143366617There are also plenty of times where angels get mistaken for gods and tell men not to worship them, which is something Superman does whenever necessary.
>>143364838Kek
>>143366593Meta reasons, more specifically because you can't kill the Joker as he's too popular. But I'm specifically saying that IRL, such a form of vigilantism would be the cleanest way to become a band aid to crime without actually partaking in serious crime such as murder.In the real world people like the Joker would actually stay behind bars with an extremely low probability of escape or parole.
>>143366617He's an alien bro
>>143364838Outstanding.
Off topic pol shit, post Harley Quinn farting.
>>143366617>Superman is presented as the savior of earth.As is pretty much any Avenger/JLAer. The Christ parallels with Superman are definitely there but the same could be said about many superheroes. He's not really a direct copy by any means. Snyder is the one who went deeper into the Christ symbolism.
>>143366714>AlienThat's the lie. >>143366672He's also with a human female which is what the fallen did.
>>143366755>Snyder is the one who went deeper into the Christ symbolism.You realize Smallville came out in the early 2000? Superman the movie did the same thing and that was before Smallville.
>>143366787Maybe God shouldnt have made human pussy so good.
>>143366818>I have no self control.
>>143366787It's not hard to make a Christ allegory with a godlike being who came from the sky. And Kryptonians may as well be angels, but just like in the Bible, you have fallen angels like Lucifer/Zod.If you look for it hard enough, anything can be turned into a metaphor, but Superman isn't inherently a copy of Christ or God. The immigrant allegory is stronger.
lmao.
>>143366818See you again in 20 years of marriage and let's see if you still hold that opinion
Why are there so many christians who like capeshit? That's like a direct opposition in their beliefs. And then they defend too.
>>143366887They don't follow their own book.They want this life while also being a believer. I believe that's called "lukewarm."
>>143366887>this dumbass doesn't know that there's 20 000 different branches of ChristianityYou could literally open a Protestant church tomorrow my nigger. You only need a Bible. From there on out, any headcanon you chose is fair game.
>>143366830Its not my issueMaybe God should have given his angelic servants more self control
>>143366887Are you one of those "Elvis is devil music" ""christians"" ?
>>143366923>given his angelic servants more self controlWhat about the ones who choose not to fall? Seems like a choice.
>>143366787>That's the lie?????
>>143366930That's kind of ironic because Elvis created a song called Devil in Diguise.
>>143366951He isn't a human being, hence that being the false prophet aspect.
>>143364838/thread
>>143366932Why invent the possibility to fall at all?
>>143366957It's not ironic at all. There's plenty of dumbass Christians and I say this as one.
>>143366951He presents himself as an alien when he's a fallen being playing a ploy on the human race.
>>143366966Free will. You chose whether you go on the righteous or naughty path. You don't HAVE to go to heaven, no one's forcing you.Adam and Eve chose knowledge of pain and suffering on their own accord by eating the forbidden fruit despite being warned that it's not necessary.
>>143366974>dumbass ChristiansChristians curse too LOL Who are you to criticize anyone else, you're not any different.
>>143366995Why invent pain and suffering?
>>143366999I merely recognize the fact that certain Christians are insane sectarians.
>>143366995>righteous or naughty path.What naughty path? You just say "God accept me" and I can still do whatever I want.
>>143367008Pain and suffering is a part of freedom. If Adam and Eve only knew bliss, that would essentially be a form of censorship. Good censorship, but censorship nonetheless.The forbidden fruit is the "redpill" that removes the censorship. That is to know what a mortal life is. Prior to that, they only knew Nirvana.
>>143367017So what's the difference between you and some random person? This sounds so fake. "I follow a righteous god yet I still curse up the ass."
>>143367028Nope. Repentance is possible but disingenuous people who have no remorse in their heart cannot be truly penitent.
>>143367055Sectarians aren't just random people. They're people who have chosen to interpret the Bible in their own way as to fit their specific pathology.A lot of Evangelicals in particular can be nuts, similarly to how certain Muslims interpret the Quran in a way that suits their specific agenda.
>>143367068What repentance? You're on 4chan reading books that don't give a shit about christianity and apparently goes directly against it. What are you remorseful about, you're the same as any 4chan shitposter.
>>143367047You cant censor what doesn't exist. If God created everything then he intentionally created the things that are evil. And lack of evil does not mean lack of free will.
>>143367097Reading books isn't a sin, retard, nor is acquiring knowledge of any kind.
>>143367097You're on 4chan pretending to be Christian and seething about comic books. Rethink or life or better yet just kys you dumb troll. Your retarded posts glow from a mile away.
>>143367096Uh huh, so you're just another huge asshole who claims to follow a righteous god but then does the exact opposite of that in actions. You christians are so fucking fake. >>143367134I'm not a christian, you fucking idiot. It's just hilarious how inconsistent you jerks are. >Rethink or life or better yet just kys you dumb troll.This is a SAVED CHRISTIAN btw. Telling me to kms.
>>143367117>If God created everything then he intentionally created the things that are evil.He created the capacity of free will, and in turn the ability of a sentient creature or being to do evil.>And lack of evil does not mean lack of free will.It does.
>>143367151There's more than 1 poster itt you faggot troll.
>>143367151How am I doing the opposite? There's certain "Christians" out there who are more or less the definition of sinful. They downright bend the religion to suit nefarious needs.
>>143367166>a christian btw
>>143367181There's more than 1 poster ITT you dumb animal
>>143366591yup
>>143367192>a christian poster btw
>>143367210>retard keeps seeing things despite being told numerous times he's wrongThanks for admitting you're a troll you donkey
>>143367180>There's certain "Christians" out there who are more or less the definition of sinful.You guys can never agree on anything. All these different interpertations, yet only yours is the correct one? Sure, Jan.
>>143365348king's the one who killed himeveryone else has to deal
>>143367210I don't think he is. To play devil's advocate, Christians have also slaughtered millions (look at the crusades) so this notion that all Christians are pacifists is kind of skewed.
>>143364975religion is a part of human psychology from an evolutionary perspective, Only religous fundamentalists reproduce at a decent rate. All humanity had some form of religion providing a moral standard and informing societal norms. The ones we like come from christianity, being exposed to non christians only showed us how things could be without it. Even Dawkins now considers himself culturally christian. We "Pretend" to be christian because we know without it, civilisation as we know it will die. we're just making new forms of it.
>>143367241Welcome to the world of religion king.
>>143364845God of Israel.
This is why people don't take Christianity seriously. And it's really because of the christians themselves being all over the place.
>>143367249As an agnostic that's largely my perspective too. While I consider the possibility of a God (because what I know is that I know nothing) I also view certain ideologies like Christianity as a morality system and strategy on how to live your life. And truth be told, there's some useful advice there, as well as in certain other ideologies.
>>143367281It's really not unlike comic books desu. What I mean by that is, you ask 9 people what their idea of "Superman" is, and you're likely to get 9 different answers the more in-depth you go.People have their unique interpretations of the text in the Bible. If you're reaching hard enough you can concoct a variety of ideas that aren't really there.
Why do atheists always act like the most obnoxious vitriolic bad-faith faggots imaginable?The seething rage these fags display anytime the concept of God is even mentioned makes me think more and more that forms of demonic possession are much common than we think.
>>143367154>It does.It does not. If there was no off limits fruit of knowledge in the garden of eden, adam and eve would still have free will. The would have the ability to chose to do or eat whatever they wanted.God is omnipotent. If he wanted too he could end all hunger on earth by making it so we dont need to eat at all. He could make it so that energy is infinite so we wouldn't have to fight wars over resources. He literally controls all the parameters of the universe but choose to create one that included things like hunger, violence, rape and slavery. And saying that if those thing didn't exist you wouldn't have free will is like saying you dont have free will right now because you cant choose to fly.
>>143367328>me think more and more that forms of demonic possession are much common than we think.You got demonically possessed once you read this.
>>143367328Smile and turn the otha cheek nigga
>>143367328Different belief system. The Christian saying of let he who is without sin cast the first stone is applicable to a lot of things. Militant atheists may as well have a religion of their own if we are to assume religion is a form of brainwashing. They mirror the people they're against.
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>>143367342You also get demonically possesses once you have sex. Fortunately you're unlikely to experience that as you're too busy bad faith posting on /co/.
>>143364946>https://www.comicbookreligion.com/?srch=religion-Jewish__23There's a few there.>>143366252>>143366442Why do so many people think that Superman is Jewish? It seems to be an oddly common misconception.
>>143367350Religion is about a socially organized metaphysical cosmology. The atheist cosmology is "there is no such thing as metaphysics, nothing matters but also respect pronouns."
>>143367370>>143365197Stop posting pictures of your losing army and read your bible
>>143367381>t. shitposting christian btw
>>143367334>The would have the ability to chose to do or eat whatever they wanted.Of course, and they did. They ate the forbidden knowledge, which was forbidden in the sense that it was the knowledge of everything negative and unnecessary for a blissful existence.> If he wanted too he could end all hunger on earth Sure, but that's not what humanity chose. They chose a life or mortality. And if they prove themselves loyal to God's teachings they also have an opportunity to enter Heaven again.Without evil existing can you truly know what good is?
>>143367349We're only supposed to do that because it makes fags like you even madder lol
>>143367400Kek, what a retard.
>>143367395Your army are the ones who lost :)))
>>143367418Why put the forbidden fruit there? Why create those negative things in the first place?
>>143367432It dont make me mad. Btw give me your coat.>>143367454How come you aint got the holy land then?
>>143367459Because God didn't want an automaton society? But there's also this notion that just because God himself has chosen the side of good he must be incapable of conceiving evil. The truth is that there's certain questions to which people don't have an answer to and might never get it, at least on the mortal plane.Depending on who you ask, someone could tell you that Death for example didn't exist until Lucifer rebelled. An angelic being that had everything it could ever dream of except for being God, and that was enough of a cause for rebellion and betrayal.
>>143367473All land is holy, it's the people themselves who can be unholy.
>>143367454>reconquered Iberia>reconquered Sicily>controlled Jerusalem for 200 years>crushingly demoralized Muslims from wanting to continue any expansion into Europe>leave once Jerusalem stops being a relevant objective for these endsThe Crusades were pretty successful in what they intended to do.
>>143364817Post written by brown, brown Latinx hands
>>143365243>until a German guy actually read what was in the Bible and raised a stink about itHe removed seven books from it and originally wanted to remove four more on top of that.
>>143367562It's not a jew, it's some larpagan still being salty he got beaten fair and square.My own ancestors had pagan beliefs, certain aspects of which I now recognize as retarded in terms of an actual morality system. The cultural aspect is fine, it's just a part of history.
>>143367391Because all his characterizations and themes are that of a Jewish power fantasy. His original writer is Jewish. You can say "well acxthually his character isn't technically a jew" but that doesn't matter; he's a space jew and mdoern interpretations are only emphasizing that more and more.
>>143364838kek
>>143364817>>th guy who makes young boys run around in tight green underwear is catholic>waynes>old money from east coast>not being wasp or jew >>143364946lex luthor is jewish
>>143367610It may as well be a universal power fantasy. Clark Kent being dorky can be vaguely jewish if you reach too far into stereotypes, but literally any common man is dorky compared to Superman. He's the ubermensch on steroids. All regular people would feel inadequate in comparison.
>>143364838>>143365803>>143366004>>143367636>gets molested by drag queen
>>143367642>lex luthor is jewishNot canonically. IIRC some guy who wrote a Superman novel just decided that he be jewish but that's not even part of the main universe.And religiously, he's a Nietzschean atheist, formerly Episcopalian.
>>143367291>>143367281the idea of christianity is that god's an all good force who values humanities ability to think and act freely, thus has to allow the capacity for evil and a difficulty perceiving him fully. further, in order for a good person to create a force able to do evil without being evil, he has to offer an out, that out is the forgiveness of Christianity.
>>143367650No Superman's whole story is jewish. Different writers can emphasize different thinks over times to make him more of a christ/christian figure, but the character is spiritually jewish. >origin story is moses from space>ultimate immigrant>dual identity mirrors the jewish experience It's all fucking there and obvious for anyone not culturally illiterate.
>>143367602Yeah, I'm not a jew. I was spared brainwashing as a child. Woo!
>>143367727I think it would make sense for a jew to conceive of such a story but I also think he's a lot more universal than that.You could also claim Superman is a Communist r Fascist and both might be correct depending on your perspective.
>>143367739As far as brainwashing goes, there's some outright self-destructive brainwashing in paganism. Stereotypically satanic stuff.
>>143367473>Btw give me your coat.It was sold, now I posess a sword. You misunderstand christ, he was their to clarify things and fulfill the jews part of their deal with god after their failure, you have been given chances. forgiveness is good, but we cant be perfect all the time. like you, disengenious as you are, live a life of anxiety and misery without standards. You made your own hell.
>>143365819Mattering is inherently subjective. Nothing "matters" in the abstract, it only "matters to" a subject. Even your idea that things only matter if there is a God still implicitly subscribes to this truth; you believe that things can only matter if they matter to God. That belief puts you only one step removed from atheism. The atheist, too, believes that nothing matters without God; but whereas they take this to mean that nothing matters because God doesn't exist, you take it ot mean that God must exist because things must matter because you'd be sad if they didn't matter.But the catastrophe, the existential terror, which you're trying to stave off with your faux-theism, is a complete non-entity. If nothing matters objectively, then objectively it doesn't matter that nothing matters. Nihilism defeats itself; the monster in your closet is nothing but your imagination projecting onto shadows. In doing so you reject the beauty of the world as it exists, a beauty which would still exist with or witout God.
>>143367516How would making people not starve to death make them automatons?You seem to think that for free will to exist evil must exist. I do not agree with this at all. But aside from that what about suffuring not caused by humans. Things like hurricanes, tornadoes and earthquakes? You can't blame humans for those. God created those and could end them if he wanted. What about disease? How does getting cancer give someone freewill?
>>143367777I don't know what a pagan is, is that how biblefags refer to people who aren't brainwashed?
>>143367787Nothing matters but you better heckin' respect pronouns
>>143367739all civilisations have imposed moral standards onto their kids through storytelling, especially the pagans, those who failed died. you do not have the free will you think. the brain and personality are multi core in computer terms, your hedonistic desires control you, ours is a higher state.
>>143367778What are you gonna do with a sword nigga. Commandment numba six niggggaaaaaaaa
>>143367801>How would making people not starve to death make them automatons?The prospect of this didn't exist until the original sin.>But aside from that what about suffuring not caused by humans. Things like hurricanes, tornadoes and earthquakes?It's funny you mention that anon, because again, that wasn't a thing in Eden. In fact, all animals got along as well. With the original sin came war.> God created those and could end them if he wantedThey don't exist in Heaven. >What about disease?Byproduct of the original sin. That kid with leukemia? It has a mortal shell. Humanity chose that path. And it's trial by fire until a person can reclaim their position in Heaven.
>>143367812It's safe to assume you have strong ideological convictions which means you are "brainwashed" one way or another. We all have our beliefs.
>>143367829All right, all right. As long as you're aware that that goopy junk you recite is just stories and not based on things that actually happened, you're still sane.
>>143367869You can't self-brainwash.
>>143367888A person of faith can tell you the exact same thing. That they have this knowledge innately in their heart/spirit/mind/dna and that their religion of choice happens to coincide with their innate beliefs on life and the universe.
>>143367888Schizos who think they're being gangstalked are obviously "self-brainwashed." There are plenty of stories of people who go nuts because there was no outside influence to help take care of them.
>>143367848number 6 is against unlawfull killings like murder, evil bastards like you need to die, you had chances for repentance.>>143367874do not think what you said makes you intelligent. You are driven by more "Goopy Junk" than you realise.
>>143367849The fact that it wasnt in eden does not explain why a supposingly all loving God allows those things to exist on earth.If God is letting kids with leukemia die because some woman did something wrong thousands of years ago how can he be all loving? What about the people who die before they are introduced to God's word? I guess they just get tossed into a lake of fire for all eternity because it was their fault for being born in the wrong place.
where does the bible stand on corrective rapings, particularly on the insane clown types
>>143367940>evil bastards like you need to die, you had chances for repentance.Lmao wrong jesus loves me and will forgive me no matter what. He will forgive you too once you put down the deus vult memes and start going to church. Learn to love your enemiesIll be saving a pew for you nigga
>>143368054Mark 12:52 "its okay to rape clowns."
>>143368030Because not everyone wants "all loving". Having only 1 option would make you a less advanced being. And without wrong how can you even know what right is?>If God is letting kids with leukemia die because some woman did something wrong thousands of years ago how can he be all loving?Adam and Eve were the prototypical humans who served as a blueprint of what any human can amount to. If Eve chose to be sinful so could any other person. And humans are born inherently corrupt but with the ability to be purified for lack of a better word.God is all loving to those who choose to accept the all loving path. Some people would rather go to Hell.> What about the people who die before they are introduced to God's word? That's a big debate because there is no explicit answer to this in the Bible, which is why abortion for example is a controversial subject. It is simply said that infants have no knowledge of good or evil. However, "neither death nor the wrong religious affiliation can cause the soul to lose its way; only the wrong choice does", ergo it's safe to assume babies do in fact go to heaven and so do people who haven't been made aware of Christianity as long as they are have made the internal choice to be good and thus worthy of Heaven.
>>143368054He approved of corrective clown raping but only in the book of John. It's conspicuously absent in the other Gospels.
>>143368054"Rape is fine as long as you marry her afterwards."So you'll have to very selective with who you choose, but I doubt that will be a problem for you, seeing as it sounds like you've got a specific person in mind already.Also if she doesn't scream when you do it, you're both in capital trouble.
>>143367940It's not so much intelligence as it is sanity. If you believe that when we die, little ghosts manifest from our corpses and float up to live in the sky with the little ghosts of our relatives, you're clinically insane.
>>143368030>because some woman did something wrong thousands of years agoLess thousands of years ago and more because people are still doing shit wrong to this day.>how can he be all loving?Actions have consequences, if you can't hurt others with free will you couldn't help them with free will.>What about the people who die before they are introduced to God's word?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fate_of_the_unlearned
>>143368123>are have madeHave made*And I'll take that as my cue that I've been posting too much so enjoy the rest of the thread. Any questions pertaining to Christianity can be looked up to those who are curious anyway.
>>143368155>you're clinically insaneWell the thing is, existence in itself is insane. Forget humans. Hand wave them away as simply a bunch of smart hairless primates. But no one can explain existence and there's even the possibility that it is beyond our comprehension. Therefore, it may as well be magic and it may as well have been God who is behind it all, or a flying spaghetti monster, or anything really. Welcome to the agnostic perspective. What you know is that you know nothing, so all possibilities are on the table.
>>143368123>humans are born inherently corrupt but with the ability to be purified for lack of a better word.It's the inverse; humans are good but corrupted by sin. And we do have a specific word for this, it's called concupiscence.
>>143368201By having the capacity and potential to be flawed, we are imperfect. But we can attain "perfection" in the eyes of God if we follow his teachings.
>>143368220>By having the capacity and potential to be flawed, we are imperfect.The "potential to be flawed" is just temptation. Temptation isn't sin and doesn't incur the effects of sin.
>>143368220>we can attain "perfection"Stop posting, Wesley, you're supposed to have been dead since 1791, and your church is tearing itself apart.
>>143368258I suppose it also depends on which branch of Christianity you follow when it comes to such specifics, but I can agree that avoiding temptation is the path to Heaven.
>>143368220Literally the opposite. You can't obtain perfection through deeds. You can be forgiven of sin through faith in Christ.
>>143366348>met the literal manifestation of God's wrath on Earth on several occasions>is an atheistC'mon, Bats.
Every DC thread is out of control. I think that means we should ban all DC content.
>>143364838fpbp>>143367657Rent free
>>143368396Perfection is in quotations for a reason. Purity is a better word.
>>143368685>Rent freeLike the drag queen's cock up your ass?
>>143368639The threads are fruitful enough until you chime in and remind everyone of your pathology. It's not even annoyance I feel for your posts but pity.
>>143368718Show us where the priest touched you, altar-boy-kun
>>143368685Well if it makes you feel any better, there are certain meme branches that accept your kind as well
>>143364817>Catholicdisgusting, you're following christ the wrong way
>>143366533oh it's true, it's damn true
>>143368739>Well if it makes you feel any better, there are certain meme branches that accept your kind as well
>>143368685>>143368733Your sheer lack of self-awareness is staggering.
>>143368830Sorry, can't quite make out what you're saying. It must be all the cum Father O'Neil blew into your wafer-sucking mouth.
>>143368733I've never met a priest who ever got accused of anything. Meanwhile prominent atheists like Justin Roiland, Amos Yee, Onision and Vaush seem to keep getting outed as pedophiles every other week.
>>143368536gotta love it
>143368848Rent free
>>143368873>I've never met a priest who ever got accused of anything.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases
>>143368885That's rich coming from you Bruce
>>143368888>Rent freeThe rent in your sphincter suggests otherwise.
>>143368905walk it off
>>143366401Save from a chosen few
>>143368889Never met many of the dead priests who did shit half a century ago, nope.Plenty of drag queens, public school teachers and atheists who keep getting caught on a daily basis, but you don't care about them because they're on "your team."
>>143365898Isn’t Jurassic league more gory than most dc black label books?
>>143366533Alcoholics anonymous is pretty strongly religiously rooted. It's not very secular (yet the court can order you to attend)
>>143368958>Never metIf you're Catholic, you're never more than a glance in the mirror away from one.
>>143368992cute wordplay but this is cope
>>143368992lmao what
>>143366930>>143366957I mean
>>143369002Cute dodge but this is cope.
>>143364817christ is crap
>>143368958>half a century ago>it's actually still going onMan, Catholics really are scum.
>>143369036It's ok he still loves you.
>>143369048"still going on" on an extreme anecdotal level in the sense that it happens literally everywhere (and is still fucking wrong, obviously).Maybe if you cared so much about kids you could stop paying taxes that subsidize the public schools which abuse 144 kids every time a priest breaks his own ostensible moral code. Not that you pay taxes either because you're probably either a fedora NEET or a dumb zoomer.
>>143369104>whataboutism and soft apologism for priests fucking kids ("extreme anecdotal level")The Reformation didn't go hard enough on you subhumans.
>>143369133>whataboutismYou literally started out with whataboutism by bringing it up in the first place.>The ReformationProtestant ministers fuck kids at the same rate as Catholic priests but that's beside the point.
>>143369187>Oh no, it's retarded.
>>143369193I accept the concession that you have nothing to say and just hate Catholicism. That's fine, you do you. I just wanted to talk about Batman.
>>143364817>WASP aesthetic Billionaire with English surname is a Catholic I don't buy it >>143366252>Kansan farmers called KENT >JewishI mean come on
>>143369227I accept the confession that you have nothing to say and just hate children. Say three Hail Marys on a street corner.
>>143366348>I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIPBased Donald
>>143369048Weird how you never mention Epstein's religion
>>143369292This is a thread about a Catholic
>>143369264>hate childrenI love children; not only do I think anyone convicted of abuse should be jailed for life, chemically castrated and/or given the death penalty but I also don't support abusing them with puberty blockers and sex hormones.>Say three Hail Marys on a street corner.Go apologize for your implicit biases and kneel for St. Floyd.
>>143369299Yeah Batman, on a comics board. Then you tried making it about abuse, so why is it you only do this with catholics and never mention your own tribe
>>143369329>I love childrenA characteristically Catholic euphemism.
>>143364817I thought he was a lapsed Catholic turned Atheist to contrast Superman being about as true blue faithful Protestant as you can get without religion being a major theme in a work
>>143369351Guess going by your posts Catholics "love children" and "hate children" at the same time, anything for those snappy reddit one-liners.Please, we just want to talk about Batman.
>>143369371Sounds like you would be a better writer for DC than anyone they've hired in the last few decades.
>>143369384>Please, we just want to talk about Batman.So talk about Batman.>>143369341>Why are you talking about Catholics in a thread about a Catholic?That's a real head-scratcher, Patrick.>and never mention your own tribeTribes are for desert peoples, Caliper-san, and there's no sand where my people hail from.
>>143369429But you aren't talking about a catholic, you're projecting what your tribe gets up to
>>143369472>But you aren't talking about a catholicCorrect. I'm talling about Catholics in the plural.>projectingIs exactly what you're doing to divert attention away from this:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases>your tribeI have no tribe, schizo-kun.
>>143364817>actually being religious in 2024top kek
>>143368101Those who accept him are forgiven, you're a little bastard whoos idea of strength is taking advantage of others. You've allowed your own evil to controll you, you will not live by him, your soul is bound for gehenna, the only mention of hell is referred to as the burning garbage pit near jerusalem. all that exists for you is a void missing the force you reject.>>143368155why do you believe the things we can percieve and measure quantifiably are all that exist? Physics becomes weird when you look into deeper levels, and several times in the past our whole physical framework of reality was proven wrong. the religious psychological/moral framework is the only thing that allows sanity and stability to form. Do not make the mistake of thinking yourself perfect or rational, you do not know how little you know, the geniuses of the world do.
>>143366957That's about a bitchy girlfriend.
>>143369706>That's not what the thread was about thoughWell, if we're using the past tense, then the thread is about something else now, ain't it.>rabbiCannot imagine how mindbroken you must be that the only way you can cope with someone disagreeing with you is to assume he's Jewish.>debunkedYou don't know what "debunked" means.
i mean it was obvious?both batman and superman are catholic since they used their faith to defeat dracula
Everyone here is decieved.
>>143368830The Entire Horus Heresy was caused because of a faggot alter boy
>>143369844No it was caused by a 15 foot tall glowing atheist who never learned how to dad.
>>143369793>You get defensiveYou're projecting again, Patrick. Here's you getting defensive about the fact that the heirs to the apostles have been documented abusing children >>143369472>your religionI'm about as Jewish as Beowulf.
I like to look at naked girls.
Batman is a shit character.
>>143364838No lies detected.
>>143369919>>143369580>>143369472>>143369429>>143369299>>143369292Kids kids kids please.All Abrahamic religions molest children, judaism and Islam just happen to kill more too while molesting an equal amount as Catholics.You're all just terrible.
>>143369947But you'll go to Hell if you do that.
>>143370014>an equal amountCitation needed.
>>143369880Oh do not go defending the Word Bearers
>>143370022It's ok I'm atheist so I'll be fine
>>143370057That's the opposite of how it works anon.
>>143364838This anon knows what's up
>>143370046I'm not, saying "Stalin did the Great Purge" does not equate to saying "Beria was innocent".
>>143364838
>>143370067Fairy tales aren't real anon, they can't hurt you.
SUPERMAN IS THE ANTICHRIST
>>143364845His immediate ancestors were Dutch-Anglo Puritans and Protestants. The Waynes are the Gotham equivalent of classic New York WASPs, it makes no sense for him to be Catholic. The Waynes would be Episcopalians most likely.
>>143366171In the Penguin series Tom King has actually confirmed that Martha was Jewish. I'm not saying that matters, just putting it out there.
>>143369593>>143370126Atheists never moved past 2008, damn.>>143370169Well Judaism is determined matrilineally so that's a point in their favor. I don't know if that would apply to adoptees like Clark.
>>143364838>They hated fpbp because he spoke the truth
>>143370244samefag harder
>>143370240>Atheists never moved past 2008, damn.Fiction didn't become real after 2008, anon.
>>143370067Hell is only scary if you believe in Hell. If you're smart then you know Hell isn't actually real so it can't scare you. You're welcome to masturbate freely without consequence. Even to the stuff that might get you thrown in jail, just don't get caught.
>>143370258The fuck you talking about, mackerel snapper?
>>143370262>Fiction didn't become real after 2008, anon.I mean that's around the same time atheists like you started pushing the idea that men could become women.
>>143365086As a old money new Englander, Anglican or other High Church Protestant (including Lutheranism) would be the best fit.
>>143364859I don't get this, what's the deal with visitation stones?
>>143370304Name 10 fictional MTFs atheists have said can become real.
>>143370333All "MTFs" are fictional personas, pronoun buddy.
>>143370355>can't name anyYeah, I didn't think so.
>>143365504Superman would simply remind God of the beauty of humanity and convince him not to begin the apocalypse as everyone deserves a second chance, even sinners.
>>143370398Sounds like the premise to a shitty Mark Millar comic that I'd still somehow enjoy.
>>143370398>even sinners.Catholics especially have a lot to atone for. All that guilt comes from somewhere.
>>143370398>In a world where baby animals are being stepped on as a fetish, people die horribly in ways you can't imagine, world gets more evil and corrupted with reports like a group of young men and woman lured their old friend into a trap to rape her, torture, and then end her off with a bullet to the head. No burn it up, it has to end.
Why would Batman be Catholic? He's not Italian.
>>143370611>Why would Batman be Catholic?Pic related.
>>143370267>Atheists now admitting to being pedophilesYou make this too easy.
>>143370741>Catholics now admitting they only believe so God will forgive them for diddling young boys.You make this too easy.
>>143370611My man whether you believe it or not it's pretty undeniable that the Catholic Church is the most global institution that has ever and probably will ever exist.
>>143370741They tend to project, yeah. Vaush still laughs at lame priest jokes even after he literally got caught with AI-generated child porn.
>>143364838Holy kek
>>143370797>the Catholic Church is the most global institutionThat's a lot of countries priests have fucked minors in.
>>143370908You're so bad faith it's unreal kekStill waiting on your disavowal of public school teachers btw
>>143371023>You're so bad faith it's unreal kekYou're in denail, but that's consistent with your Catholicism.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases_by_country
>>143371047>third (3rd) time itt posting the wikipedia linkIf only you cared half as much about the kids still getting molested by drag queens and teachers to this day.
>>143364838>christcucks eternally btfoEverything is in order here.
>>143371107>Catholic>illiterateI know illiterate Papists like you prioritize ritual over scripture, but I didn't know the Whore of Babylon's rod was so far up your ass it'd stop you seeing it's a different link.
>>143371204>prioritize ritual over scriptureProtestants threw out seven books of scripture.>it's a different link.It's not the link that's funny, it's the same shitty tactic that you think will somehow work on the third time that's funny.
>>143371250>Protestants threw out seven books of scripture.Seven books you weren't reading in Latin OR English, idolater.>that you think will somehow workThe links aren't meant to convince you. They're there to show anons who aren't part of your internationalist cult what a deceitful pack of devil-inspired sinners you're providing cover for.
>>143364817He's jewish
>>143364838fpbp
>>143364975Im an oldfag been here since 2016, 4chan has always been conservative Christian
>>143371459>2016>oldfagLurk more, Eternal Septembrist.
>>143371468Its almost 1/3 of my life
>>143364817>Dark haired East Coast guyIf anything I'd be surprised if he wasn't at least raised catholic.
>>143371498Oldfag = when you came here, not how long you've been here. If you weren't a first-generation anon, you're a newfag.
>>143371516Wrong only newdags think that way. I came here from /r/the_donald so I know
>>143371513>raisedCatholics aren't raised, they're reared.
>>143371538Shame on me for not spotting the obvious bait.
>>143371350I guess you know better than Augustine on the canon of scripture. The Protestants literally threw the books out because the medieval Jews didn't have them, and the Jews didn't have them because of linguistic autism that only applies to Judaism and not Christianity. The Reformers literally gutted the Bible to larp as medieval Jews without even knowing it.>>143371459>Thinking 2016 is oldfagI've been here since 2014 and I'm a newfag.
>>143367657Rent free
Ban DC from this website.
>>143371572You cause the little ones to stumble and pass them through the fires of your god Moloch, but what really bothers you is how many books there are in a book you only use for Assyrian mystery rituals when you aren't fondling and kissing the remains of dead mystics.
>>143371641Protestants are the ones literally adding Amerimutt legal documents and fucking country songs to the Bible kek. They don't respect the Bible at all and yet they moralize Catholics about it.https://www.npr.org/2024/03/27/1241186975/donald-trump-bible-god-bless-usa
>>143364838lol
>>143371750The admonitions of scripture mean nothing to you. Every time you post you show it's the priests you care about, not the children. Because your true god is a liar and a father of lies.
>>143371808>your true god is a liarwhere have I heard this one before
>>143371872Finally showing your true colors and posting the face of the one you call your master, I see.
>>143371750>>143371641>>143371572you guys are mean and don't speak in tongues so clearly you aren't savedthe one true church is the doctrine of demons but if it was true it would be pentecostalism because we have supernatural eyes to read scripture B)
>>143370311"Small stones are placed by people who visit Jewish graves in an act of remembrance or respect for the deceased"
>>143372026in reference to proverbs 22:28?
>>143372010I'm convinced it's two atheists larping as Christians for funsies. But if it isn't, then it bears out the idea that being religious isn't actually about being good, it's about finding a belief system that'll let you feel righteous about being an asshole.
>>143372075Self-defense of my faith from unprovoked attacks isn't being an asshole.
>>143372125In the abstract, that's true. But in the actual, concrete way the two of you are going about it, I see nothing of Christ's example.
>>143364817There's a reason he's called the caped crusader.
>>143372075i am a Christian, i've spent my fair share of time in the apologetics and inter-denominational flame war space. par for the course unfortunately. increasingly i think of the huxley quote, "delicious moral treats" , which now reminds me of "a man's ways are right in his own eyes"
>>143364838Truth
>>143372162Ehh if I let my guard down and let myself get heated I guess that's on me. I honestly try very hard to be proper and level-headed, but I let myself get pissed off under the right circumstances and I'm not perfect.Sirach 20:1. It is much better to admonish than to lose one's temper.
>>143364838Also, the creator of Robin is Jewish, so Jews are the ones giving little boys tight green underwear.
>>143367787Beauty? Is Beauty not "in the eye of the beholder"? What subjective nonsense. You see patterns that only exist because of math and say>1+1=2 what Beauty!>Oh the stars! Nothing matters but it's okay cause the universe is big BIG!How gay.
>>143372268I'm actually godless so I'll take your word for it.
>>143372294I was actually wrong and after looking it up my quote of Sirach 20:1 was actually the verse of Sirach 20:2. I'm taking Ls left and right out here.
>>143369237Well, Batman, whose creators were two jewish guys is catholic, then Superman might as well be jewish.Same way we all know your religious affiliation is cock.
>>143364838First post, best post
>>143368873roiland didn't do shiteven if he did hit his wife, you know who else did? martin luther fucking king. and john lennon. they felt bad about it later, and they both got shot.Also I don't think he believes in anything, starburns is the atheist. roiland is the "well this is what we're told. it might be true, or it could be a lie. lol whatever" kinda meatball
>>143364838Now that makes all sense
>>143364946Ragman.Batwoman is ethnically jewish but Kate doesn't practice it.
>>143368972Not really? There's some blood here and there, but it can be easily revised to be PG.
>>143364946Tim Drake was considered Jewish by Dixon and editorial in the 90's
So many election tourist getting mad over 1 religion in this thread
>>143364817no wonder he feels constant guilt
>>143365243>>143367562nah unironically, the catholic church is pagan idolatry pretending to be Christianity. It's the remnants of the pagan roman empire still planting its hooks in civilizations and societies around the world. >And call no man your father on earth, for you have one Father, who is in heavenMatthew 23:9
>>143364838have my upvote
>>143373579>call no man your fatherUnder this interpretation, why then does the first epistle of John have John, who literally saw Jesus die on the cross, call church leaders "fathers" (1 John 2:13)? Was John disobeying Jesus elsewhere in the divinely inspired New Testament?>pagan idolatry pretending to be ChristianityWhy then was the term "Catholic Church" used in the early second or arguably even the first century by Ignatius of Antioch, who was directly taught by John, who again, was the one disciple who was there with Jesus at the cross? Was the secret pagan conspiracy already there in the immediate successor of the Apostles? Were the evil Roman pagans conspiring with the Catholics literally while they were feeding them to the lions?
>>143371513You know there's more than Catholics in NY/NJ, right?Bruce Wayne's family was first wave American immigrants. The Catholics were second and third wave.
>>143372026Alfread was jewish?
>>143364838This this this this this THIS!!!!
>>143364838This. Sooooo much this.
>>143365058>Apparently
>>143373670>why then was the term "Catholic Church" used in the early second or arguably even the first century by Ignatius of Antioch, who was directly taught by John, who again, was the one disciple who was there with Jesus at the cross? Was the secret pagan conspiracy already there in the immediate successor of the Apostles? Were the evil Roman pagans conspiring with the Catholics literally while they were feeding them to the lions?I dunno anon, why did britain use to have an empire? Why was San Francisco once a beautiful, clean city? obviously since thgese were the case they must still be, right?Tell you what though, maybe if you keep praying to graven images of saints and the virgin mary instead of christ you might get answers.
>enter thread>first thing I see is massive samefaggotryDead board.
>>143364817I've been watching The Animated Series for the first time recently, and I've been surprised how often they directly mention God. Batman says things like "by the grace of God" and they even have a whole episode about Batman getting a priest to help set a criminal straight.I don't know if this is just for this specific show or if that was more normal back in the 90s.
Why does religion make you angry?
Being religious is a form of autism.
>>143372754>you know who else did? martin luther fucking king. and john lennon.
>Bruce is Catholic>Helena Bertinelli is Catholic>they somehow have never had angry guilty Catholic sex
>>143364817Is everybody forgetting Milk Wars and Father Bruce?
>>143367657Every accusation, a confession
>>143374958Helena's Catholicism is what directly debunks Bruce being Catholic. I've read a metric fuckton of Batman comics and not once has he ever been shown or stated to be Catholic. There are some stories (like The Chalice) which imply he believes in God, and others (like King's run) where he doesn't. I can't think of a SINGLE story where he's Catholic specifically.
>>143364838Fpbp, seething papists in the replies upset people are dunking on their pedophile organization
>>143370790Literally where.
>>143376558Ask a priest, they know where all the dark corners of a church are.
>>143365835Love retards like you who dish it out but can't take itBeing shat upon is part and parcel of posting on this website, and if you can't deal with it, you're the one who should leave
>>143365835>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! THIS IS FUCKING REDDIT!!!! HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE MY FEAR MONGERING CULT!!! YOU ARE THE LAST MAN AND DOOMED FOR LE ETERNITY!!!
>>143364838Unbroken track record for the Law of FPBP
>>143365644Superman is built for BBC tho
>>143365557>there's no power that could stop the will of God in the DC Universe.That is unless...We go outside the DC Universe...
>>143369291BASED
>>143366750This thread needs a hero!https://youtu.be/zXMK4Q-F5ss?si=nDps_wyanG_0dqXG
>>14337450890s and earlier was a lot more culturally christian
>>143364838>the best post is the first postOf course
>>143374408>since thgese were the case they must still be, right?So you admit that you're opposing the original Church that Jesus explicitly said the gates of hell would not prevail against in Matthew 16:18. Cool, good luck with that.>graven images of saintsGod literally put "graven images of saints" on the ark of the covenant. It's honestly amusing how easily every uninformed soundbite Protestants make against Catholicism gets refuted by the Bible.
>>143374413The post counter is gone, think about all the new opportunities for karma on r/4chan bro!!
>>143377460gonna need a source for that bro
>>143377485NTA but no church represents the teachings of Jesus. That died with Jesus himself.
>>143365504Mr Mxyzptlk gives God a wedgie and throws a pie into Jesus's face, because the human race is way too much fun to mess with and he doesn't want God taking away his favorite playthings just yet.
>>143364817So he's not even a real Christian?
>>143370310>Anglican or other High Church ProtestantThe word's *I was looking for were Episcopalian and Mainline Protestant
>>143364838Sometimes, this place still delivers. Well done.
>>143364838thank mr skeltal
>>143364975Because 4chn stopped having a real identity almost 15 years ago, and simply became the "we're totally not reddit, guys!" site, even though both sites are full of faggots, trannies, and coomers.
>>143373130You don't have to be religious to be Jewish
>>143370149Batman is Jewish
>>143365692You give him too much credit
>>143364817Hes rich, white, and likes gothic architecture. Of course he's Catholic. Bet he pays indulgences for all the bones he breaks.
>>143378614Holy Reddit
>>143374508I think Gargoyles had Xanatos straight up say hell in one earlier episode
>>143364975Is it surprising that a right wing website is filled with people who claim to be Christians
>>143365058>apparently
>>143365490You can get programmed to be religious but you can't get programmed by modern media into being a degenerate faggot? Which one?
>>143365504Considering humanity is still around and relatively the same in the 853rd Century, I'm going to say that either God decides not to bother with Judgement Day or Earth finally elevated to The Fifth World; making humanity the New Gods of the Universe and making Judgement Day pointless.
>>143379485>a right wing websiteThere's more to 4chan than /pol/, despite what election tourists would have you believe. /co/ in particular has never been a political hivemind.
>>143365578>written in the bible, including that the earth is flat, that the sun revolves around the earthI won't read any further. You suffer from critical chromose overdose
>>143379534>/co/ in particular has never been a political hivemind./co/ of all boards is a particularly left winged board along with /lit/ and /his/
>>143364817Gotham City isn't in Rhode Island for Batman being catholic…
>>143366981Hmmm, doesn't sound canon to me.
>>143366533Literally the SECOND and THIRD steps of AA's 12 Step program are admitting that only a higher power can save you from being and alcoholic and that you HAVE to give your life over to God.
I nominate this thread for "Worst /co/ Thread of the Year".I know it's a bold decision to nominate one so early in the year, but I feel that with the sheer amount of bait, samefagging, asinine mudslinging, off-topic "discussion", brainlets who think they're smart, and mentions of pedophilia in this thread make it an undeniably potent contender.I think if we really pull ourselves together we can squeeze in a few more affronts to the concept of human decency before the thread hits bump limit, or better yet, we could all turn of our computers and hang ourselves.
>>143379044Nope, the Kanes weren't
>>143368536Mr. Terrific is the same way. The next page, you see Blue Devil's body smoldering because, as an actual demon, being in a church is literally killing him, but since he grew up a good Catholic, he still goes to the Mass all the other superheroes are holding.
>>143377485>God literally put "graven images of saints" on the ark of the covenant. It's honestly amusing how easily every uninformed soundbite Protestants make against Catholicism gets refuted by the Bible.literal fanfiction.and even if that were the case, what happened when the israelites put faith in the object over god?
Is John Constantine the SMT protag of DC? He should team up Stephen at some point.
>>143372292>Nothing mattersI never said that nothing matters you small-mined moron, I'm only naysaying the misguided notion that "mattering" has to be a purely objective phenomenon for it to be valid. Hell, if you want to go further, I'm naysaying the notion that there even is a hard distinction between the "subjective" and the "objective"."I think X sucks" is something most people would recognize as a subjective statement. What few people realize is that it's also an objective one; either I factually think that X sucks or I factually don't. The distinction between the two can be useful but it's a wholly invented one, not an accurate reflection of reality. At the end of the day, every single one of us—arguably all that exists, depending on what ontology you subscribe to—is both subject and object.
If any of you anons still believed atheist aren't fucking cringe i hope this thread changed your mind
>>143381025This thread is proof that all beliefs all cringe because they're believed in by human beings, who are cringe.
>>143381025The fedora meme didn't just appear from the aether.
>>143365047Why are all the catholicfags ignoring this post?Retard boomers too in love with the catholic aesthetic to realize how stupid the Waynes being catholic actually is.
>>143364817Based>>143365047The waynes canonically fought in the crusades and martha wayne is traditionally Catholic. Bruce is Catholic and he passed that down to the robins who are also Catholic just like Red Hood
>>143367546Based
>>143364817Based Batman embraces the darkness of Holy Justice >>143364838Shut up 0 imagination samefag, I'm going to keep more of an eye out for bad posts just because you did this
>>143366348Peter parker is Catholic because Aunt May is Catholic
>>143366252Hal Jordan is Catholic and has a jew mom.
>Shut up 0 imagination samefag, I'm going to keep more of an eye out for bad posts just because you did this
>>143382094It's blasphemy dude, all you're accomplishing is moving in the direction of hell for yourself
>>143382123I do not fear fairy tales. They fear me.
For all you election tourists here remember that followers of Jesus Christ do not support satanic democracy nor republics. We are Monarchists.>Monarchy vs Republichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNUrMK-NMsE
You guys are all idiotsBatman is not catholic, he's catholiche's addicted to cats
>>143382281funny, I have the same denomination
>>143382276Traditional Catholic monarchism wasn't absolutist though. Absolutism was a late, short-lived development relative to the history of monarchism in the Catholic West and a big contributor to the revolt against monarchism and the emergence of Protestantism.
>>143382281obviously
>>143381908>>143381959>>143382006>>143382007>>143382018>>143382033>>143382094>>143382123>>143382191>>143382276>>143382281>>143382315>>143382341>>143382887>>143383103Samefag.
>>143364838Profoundly based
>>143381908The Crusades were pre-Reformation. All of Christendom fought them.
>>143367610And his name is Jewish. Like, El is Hebrew for Voice Of God or something.
>>143373408TL;DR: Kane walked so Finger could run.
>>143364838This! Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!!!!!
>>143365702It was inevitable regardless of who was in charge, you cannot pander to a minority/non founding members of the nation at the majority/founding members of a nation's expense for this long and LARP as being entirely equal without having consequences. The U.S was never intended to treat most nonwhites or women as equal to white men, that only came with later amendments.
>>143365644Superman is literally raised on christian moralsat most he's protestant at the least he's CatholicI had a mormon guy give me a few qrd on his stuff and Superman already broke a good chunk of those rules
>>143364838first post best post
>>143364845yeah he's just prepping in case Satan starts some shit
>>143364817always was
>>143364817So he's just Daredevil now
>>143390046They're interlinked. Batman likely served as the inspiration for Daredevil but modern Batman is also heavily based on Frank Miller's version of him, and he did the "dark and gritty" deconstruction on Daredevil first.
>>143364817>An American superhero is ChristianIn other news water is wet
>>143364838First post and best
>>143381908You realize that the crusades predate the Presbyterians and Episcopalian by like, centuries, right? You understand basic history?We know that the earliest Waynes in the USA were puritans. That's protestant. That's as deep as it goes.
>>143364838Fibbi Pibbi
>>143364838Fuck off Satanic cunt
>>143365504The JLA has fought against angels and won in the Morrison run so probably the latter
