>cannot be cut by anything but kryptonite blades>powers manifested from birth as he was exposed to the yellow sunI guess Superman is not circumcised.
>>144122706The most based Space Jew
>>144122706How did they cut his hair
>>144122706>I guess Superman is not circumcised.Why would he be?Were the Kents Jewish?
>>144123330Their last name is actually Kentstein
>>144123330American Christians get circumcised at birth all the time?You must be European
>>144123330Unfortunately Americans are fucking retarded and decided that circumcision for everyone was a good idea because they thought it would stop kids from masturbating or some bullshit. And now they just keep doing it because they've always done it, like so many bullshit American fake traditions. Yes I'm mad and yes I'm American and yes I'm circumcised. The worst part is that if I were to ever complain to my parents about it I'd be the one seen as the freak.
>>144123530A guy who sold cereal said it was a good idea. He seemed trustworthy at the time
>>144123530It’s hygienic.I’m glad as an American I was circumcised.The last thing I need is nasty smug under my foreskin like Euro dudes.
>>144122706What makes you think he has a penis? Kryptonians are hatched from birthing matrices
>>144123602Guess they should have cut off my feet too to prevent fungus and also make it so I wouldn't have to cut my toenails. Would be so convenient!
>>144122706Why do you care about superman's penis this much?
>>144123602I bet you also don't wash your hands when you are out in public, after you stand at a urinal. Granted, you probably don't bother to touch the flush handle but you've touched something in that room, even if it was just the door or handle to the door of the room.
>>144124347Of course I wash my hands with soap. Then I use a paper towel to open the door when I leave.
>>144124347Nigga who tf doesn't wash their hands in public. You're just self projecting.
>>144123627Nigga it's like half an inch of skin you weren't gonna be using much anyway. Chill the fuck out
I used to be grateful I was cut, as it was an IRL meme in middle and hs and stuff that intact was gross. But now i'm wishing I wasn't bc I think they look better and the sensitivity thing. Although, is it *too* sensitive? My buddy who was uncut was always busting in his pants on the bus in the morning just from the vibration, which seems cumbersome.
>>144122706Just imagine a mohel getting gradually more and more frustrated as he futility saws away at the impenetrable foreskin, and the pile of broken scalpels just keeps getting bigger and bigger.
>>144124443*as he futilely saws away
>>144123301>>144124443heat vision + mirrors
>>144123602Nigga you’re retarded, I ain’t circumcised and I don’t have smegma on my dick, as long as you aren’t a complete slob your penis will be fije.
>completely Missing the point
Does Lois lick the smegma off of Superman’s peen?
>>144123602How about you wash your dick every once in a while you fucking filthy animal
>>144122706Why are you thinking about Superman's cock anon?
>>144124485So Clark just had a glorious raised-by-wolves type mane before he figured out heatvision?Man, now I really want to see a Tarzan/Superman crossover. Completely feral king of the jungle Kal-el would be pretty cool.
>>144124629I do, twice a day.It’s just that the bigger the cock the bigger chance of smegma unless it’s circumcised.
>>144124748It's a complete non-issue.I can tell you from experience as someone who has been the greasiest, neckbeardiest non-showering degenerate that it takes the better part of a week of not washing your dick (and not changing clothes) for smegma to appear.The only defense for circumcision is cultural and religious practice. There is no practical benefit unless you're doing it as a punishment.
>>144124687>Tarzan/Superman crossover. Completely feral king of the jungle Kal-el would be pretty cool.Happened in an Elseworlds already
>>144122706>powers manifested from birth as he was exposed to the yellow sunHis powers don't fully develop until he was a teen. His ship didn't have yellow solar rays powering him up on his way there so he was weak for many years. Kara's ship had a system that was powering her which is why she was super strong when she came out.
>>144124924So it has! Twice, even.
>>144124809The fuck would I want all that foreskin. I want to feel it when the girl is licking up and down.
>>144125174..You know it's not hanging over the glans when you're erect right? It's sitting quite snugly where you have a bunch of scar tissue and insensate skin pulled far too tight.
>>144124391>bro you were mutilated without your consent just chill bro!You are exactly why I called Americans fucking retarded, as an American. Sheer incurable brainrot.
>>144124391>>144125174i'm glad you weren't informed that foreskin is the second most sexually sensitive part of your dick, and also keeps your glans from drying out. imagine what a shock it would be to learn you lost that.
>>144124382When I went to see Fall Guy last week, we had a bunch of coffee beforehand so I had to use the bathroom at AMC before and after the movie, both times at least 3 dudes came in and left - without washing - just while I was washing and drying mine. They have shitty air dryers that take forever at this location.
>>144125237>>144126037Why are you so concerned about the structural integrity of the genitalia of complete strangers whom you will never meet, exactly?
>>144125010Quiet, anon. This is a thread about foreskins
why is everyone assuming an alien from outer space even has anything resembling a human dick? could be a three tentacled monstrosity with spines for grip for all we know.
>>144126477Because he looks exactly like a human being in all respects and has half-human children.
>>144126477>>144126594Reminds me of a bit from Doctor Who>if you're an alien, why do you look so human?>YOU look Time Lord. We came FIRST.
