MORDECAI AND RIGBY! IF YOU DON'T GET THIS THREAD TO PAGE 10 BY THE END OF THE DAY, YOU'RE FIRED!
>>144294227Way to go Rigby! Now we cant relax on our day off!
>>144294227Right away, Benson.
>>144294227You know who else is getting to page 10?
>>144294653Dude, this is going to be so easy. We don't have to do a thing
>>144294715>>144294717Muscle Man, Rigby, if you keep posting we are never getting to page 10. Benson is going to kill us!
>>144294732Look lets just play some videogames and before we know this stupid thread will be at page 10 in no time, it's Saturday, this place has way more traffic on Saturday.
>>144294732 What? what did I do?
>>144294227Imagine kissing benson
>>144294227I hate the Gorillaz.
>>144294867YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HATES THE GORILLAZ?
SHUT THE FUCK UP BENSON! GO FIND A HOOKER TO PLAY WITH YOUR GUMBALLS SO YOU'LL STOP BEING SUCH A PRICK!
Squirrel girl is best girl.Cj is ok
I stretched Eileen's pussy with my fat cock
>>144294732WOOOOOO!! ENJOY GETTING FIRED, NIGGERS!
>>144295261SHUT UP NO YOU DIDNT
>"h-hey Rigby. Do you think we could, um... like, uh, have sex or something later? y-you know, if you're not busy hanging out with Mordecai or something? No? okay, I'm sorry..."
>>144295432She's perfect
Why was he so perfect?
MORDICAI! MORDICAI! I need your help! Sad Sax got me pregnant and now he won't return my calls. I need you to step in and be the father my baby doesn't have!Will you do that for me? Will you step in and be a man?
Here you go mordecai I believe this will cover the child support.
>>144295587>Eileen I'm not Rigby, this is not ok. I can't betray my brother like this.If you won't I will!>violent sucking noises off screen.
>>144295638Awww yeahyuh! Now Margret will finally go out with me and I get a free kid!
>>144295770No, bro don't do it, thing on how wet CJ is!
Why did Thomas do it?
We got thisHmm>HmmHmm>hmmHmm>Hmm
>>144295770>>144295888Don't do it man, think about her wet, puffy pussy
>>144295770I hope you don't mind my new baby is half blackbird.....
>>144295432She looks like she fucks human men
STOP TALKING
IT'S SUMMER TIME AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS GONNA GO OUT TO THE BEACH AND DO SOME BEACHY THINGS
THIS THREAD IS GOING 10 PARSECS OVER THE SPEED LIMIT! EVERYONE BUCKLE THE FUCK UP!
Bump
>>144294779His whole head is basically glass with circulation. Practically a whole new type of sensation entirely. I wonder how he'd react if you sprayed him with WD-40 and made his head shinier.
WHERE'S SKIPS??
>>144294867do they really have a chick in their crew?never knew
Hehe, can't wait for benson to see his reaction
The best
>>144294732Fuck that, man. No rules means no thread bumping. See?
Mordecai and Rigby, guess who is back?. Yeah, it's me, Garrett Bobby Ferguson. Maybe you two beat my high score and ruined my plans of turning the park into a freeway, but to seeing you fail by filing this thread so that you will then be in the unemployment line, fills me with delight
>>144295959he a tank engine
>>144297397I remember making that threadyuck
>>144294867poor choice of words motherfucker
>>144297397Link to the thread?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SAMHSYBoU7I
>>144294867very poor choice of words bitch
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>>144300134V I O L E N T S E XWITHE I L E E N
Guys it's easy just post some pizzaWhen you post pizza the thread gets immediately deleted, Benson won't know what happened he will assume it dropped off the catalog
>>144300537Skips, what about the archives?
>>144296220But wasn't the only on screen boyfriends Margaret had human men?
>>144300537How's this, Skips?
>>144294227Man, since when did Tom Servo get to be such a jerk?
Whoops
What were they thinking of with the final season?
>>144303109>what were they thinking post season 4?.Fify
>>144295770lmao
>>144301785Who?
Get fucked old man.
End game
just get the thread deleted then benson wont know you didn't get it to page 10.derail and shitpost raccoon and jay, for I am a hamburger.
>One day agoI-I did it, Mordecai and Rigby will have to do the annoying hiring process to be able to get money again
>>144294227Can this fucking thread die please you fucking autistic spazzes
>>144309105>Awww yeah, Unemployment check time to move in with Eileen.
>>144309497Ehehehehhehehehhehehehehhehehe
HAM BONING
>>144295432>Rigby hated this cutie
>>144301765I prefer my pizza a little more... extreme
>>144294227Not so fast
>>144296576GODAMNIT IT'S IN MY HEAD AGAIN!
I misjudged this show so hard. It's better than I gave it credit for.
>>144310235
>>144310058i could really use a wish right now
>>144295770WOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAH
>>144294227>Mordecai called him out for threatening to fire them all the time>Benson literally resorts to autistic screeching
>>144294227You know who ELSE can't get to page 10?
>>144312003Kek
>>144311123https://youtu.be/tpbRd8iAbAY?feature=shared>gonna take off all my clothes put my balls on your chin
>YOU WILL NEVER REACH PAGE 10
bump
>Durr look at me, I'm Benson calling for page 10
>>144301765Built for pineapple
Dude what's so great about Page 10?
>>144316517It's where threads go to nineExcuse me go to die after page nine
Hmm, the page is still not at 10 yet...I KNOW, what if we all type the S word in the options section of our posts? Surely that will work! Haha.
MORDECAI AND RIGBY!YOU SONS OF BITCHES HAVE FAILED FOR THE LAST TIME
>>144316517Real niggas know that page 11 is the place to be
>>144316789HOLY FUCK
>>144316770Pops, that's a terrible plan. For starters, "Sage" doesn't unbump a thread, it just means YOUR post won't bump the thread, other people can still bump it up just fine.>well? what if we made everyone announce their Sages to show to get everyone to stop bumbing the threadThat's an even worse idea! You could summon up something even worse than the multidimensional 5 headed rainbow rex or Broly-son! You may awaken... The J A N N I E S... It'll be all over for you boys if those hot-pocket eating monsters ever wake up...
>>144316970what if we crash 4chan so no one can see the thread. benson will eventually forget about it, right?
>>144317088Hmm...That could possibly work...The jannies would finally be free from their anti-fun curse and could finally rest in peace, BUT...Everyone else would be free from the matrix, too. Those corrupted by anime, politics, cartoons, videogames, literature, p*nies, etc. would be forced to finally interact with the real world. No longer can they get their dopamine fix from shitposting on these basket-weaving forums. Nay. They will wake up and want to strangle the people who woke them from their slumber. The park will be swarming with the (angry) hackers known anonymous. If we are going to do this...We better be prepared for a fight...
Sex with Eileen!
Hey guys! Sorry I'm late. What can I do to help?
best thread in a while
WOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>144316789I have mixed feelings about this, but somehow it fits. Rigby's totally gonna be Vegeta.
shut the fuck up about those two you kike lol
>>144299673Gotchu senpai.https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/141134303/#141134303
>>144294227Where do you think you're goingLOOOOOOOSSSERRRSS
*Saxaphone solo*
>>144309500The best ending
>>144316789MY FUARKING HERO
How can hi five ghost be such a qt dork!
Out of the whole crew who can do the Jack-O pose the best? My money's on Benson.
Another day, another bump to piss off the wily curmudgeon.
>>144316789Holy shit, Benson has lost it We're FUCKED
>>144316789GO BENSON GO GO
>>144300537I've seen this before
>>144321438I know someone who can help
Why did CJ do everything wrong?
Do you guys hang out with Rigby or mordecai?For me it's high five ghost.
>>144319207Ikr!
Relax guys we've got ALL DAY to do this.
So why do they live in the house in the park? Why can't they get apartments like Benson?
>>144323937Free lodging, I guess. Plus, apartments cost money.
>>144323952That was my follow up question, did they ever pay rent?Why would they live there? Who allowed it? The park owner doesn't look like the kinda guy to allow that.Why does skips live nearby?Why does muscle man have his trailer parked at the park?No wonder the vending machine dude keeps winning every year Benson runs the park like an idiot.
Baconator should get a job at the park
>>144324999What? Why is this here?
>>144323967Its supposed to be like central park in NY where its absolutely huge and you actually need multiple people including a handy man there to keep it running smoothly and looking goodThe owner obviously didn't plan for it to be a park but considering how there is an owner that isn't the government it is a for profit park that likely receives government funding along with renting out space for parties and events + snackbarPart of that government funding likely is specifically to pay for people to live there so now they live there for free and the owner gets a nice check for all of them who chose to do so.
>>144325738Dang, I guess it do be like that.
>>144296576SUMMERTIME LO-O-O-VINGLOVING IN THE SUMEMR TIME
>>144325669Because this cannot be undone.
>>144324699They basically had that episode, with Benson's pig.
>>144326329Haven't seen the episode. Does the pig summon a demon by accident or is there some sort of ownership scuffle that results in a group of minions dying horribly?
Which of the crew would react the best to having their ass slapped?
>>144326480The pig turns out to be a former bank robber https://regularshow.fandom.com/wiki/Apple_Sauce
>>144327326Holy crap
>>144295770This is written so perfectly. Top kek.
MORDICAI! RIGBY!I ASKED YOU TO GET THIS THREAD TO PAGE TEN ON SATURDAY AND IT IS MONDAY!
>>144328662
>>144328662Dude, believe it or not, but I've been busy all day. Besides, it's not my turn on the computer. Go ask Muscle Man about these 'anons' or whatever.
Benson, what the fuck is this thread? If you don't get this thread to Page 10 by the end of the day you're fired!
>>144329332BUSY WITH WHAT? SCREWING AROUND?! DID THAT FUCKING BURGER TRUCK COME BACK?! YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO GET THIS THREAD TO PAGE TEN OR YOU'RE FIRED
>>144329747I'm working on it. Mr. Maellard
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>>144311800Who's the better kisser?
>>144330734Mordecai has a beak. It has to be Rigby.
>>144330827Surely the beak means he's more careful with his kisses. Also Rigby refuses to give anyone sugar so he fucking sucks
>>144331046True, but neither of them has the best breaths.
This show unironically made me crave wings. Obviously I knew I wouldn't get drunk on fucking wings but fir the longest time I just kept going out for lemon pepper and garlic parm wings
>>144331472Mango habenaro for me.
>>144329747Huh. Never knew he had a pipe. I guess he's one of the few characters that are allowed to smoke
>>144329980Look Gumball, this thread doesn't die until I decide that it dies.
>>144294867AYO BIDENWE IN THIS TRAPWE FUCK BENSONIN HIS ARSEI RAPE HIMUNTIL HE BLEEDSWE RAPE HIMDOWN IN THE STREETS
>>144316789Damn son, why Benson always go hard?
>>144304550Zoom zoom
its done
Whoa, you thought I would let you go to page 10 that easily?! Back all the way to page 1 you go.
