Post the 1st random Simpsons quote that comes to your mind.
>>144303533How come his face is on the bottle?
>Please, don't take the steam tray! Sir!
>>144303533This shit gave me nightmares lol
>Why do birds suddenly appear? Over there, over here.
ZINC!
>What do you mean the bank Is out of money?
>>144303533mrs terwilliger, come quick
Boourns Boourns
>>144303533>First thing tomorrow morning I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.
Dental planLisa needs braces!
>>144303641>"NOOOOOoooooo Zinc! WEEPwoop!"
>Oh, the hammock district!
THAT HE IS AN ENGLISH MAN
IT'LL HAPPEN TO YOU
>>144303533i was buying pornography
>>144303533Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius... Ooooh, Dr. Zaius. Except I hear it to the original Rock Me Amadeus tune. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVNPwmFkf-Q
A-Yeeeeeees? A-Yeeeeeees! I had a stroooooooke!
Eeh, it is hot today.
Extended Warranty? How could I lose?!
>>144303533I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T...I mean S-M-A-R-T.
Oh yeahhh? BART, come here for a minuteNo you come here for a minuteOh yeahhhhh?
People do crazy things in ads! Like eat at Arby's!
Chew through my ball sack.
>>144303533>Well, I didn't think I was rehabilitated but, uh, I guess they needed the extra bed.
>Wait a minute Scully, what's the point of this test?>No point. I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight.>His blubber, it's almost...hypnotic.>Yes. It's like a lava lamp.That crossover was great.
>You can't treat the working man this way! One day we'll form a union, and get the fair and equitable treatment we deserve! Then we'll go too far, and become corrupt and shiftless, and the Japanese will eat us alive!
So this is what it feels like....when doves cry
>>144303533I'm sorry, you were saying something about chocolate?
>>144307509ZAT VAS TEN MINUTES AGO!
"Alright! Time for a crime spree!"
>>144303621It amuses me and pisses me off that its her wedding song and she doesnt remember the words to it
>>144303533>NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE
Want it black, don't you? BLACK LIKE YOUR HEART! IT'S SO HARD FOR ME TO LISTEN TO YOU, I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH!
>>144307749
>>144303533>JA I AM A NEW TIE VEARINK
Your leftYour other leftTEXAS LEFTWhich is your down
>>144303533>SEX CAULDRON?! I thought they shut that place down!
>>144307815>If billy has four cans of Pepsi and drinks two, how many cans does he have left? Sam, South Dakota.>...Pepsi?>Partial credit!
>Hey everyone! Let's gangrape Lisa!Apu really changed a lot once they gave him an authentic indian VA
>>144307887>Sorry, I only eat food in bar form.
>>144303533>Put it in H!
Reminder that there's a faggot mod that gets angry if you mention his small white penis.
>it was him>let's gettem fellas
>>144303533>WHAT?! SPIDER POISON IS /PEOPLE/ POISON?!
>>144307348>The Japanese?? Those sandal-wearing goldfish tenders? PHSAH! FLIMSHAW!
>>144303533Death? Ehh, we don't want any.
>HERE IS YOUR CROWN YOUR MAJESTY
It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography!
if you watch this shit show as an adult, you're not even human. you're a fucking reddit automation.
>>144303533"Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!"
I don't want any damn vegetables
>>144310354Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
>>144303533"Okay, who’s the wiseguy?"
>>144303533D'oh!
Must've been that BEAN I ate
Kids, you tried your best and failed miserably, the lesson is: never try.
