Why do you like fluffy and scaly girls?
Imagine the comfort of hugging a warm pillow/blanket AND the comfort of hugging a loving woman, all in one package.
Less inferred judgement due to non-human facial features. Also they are cool.
I remember trying to do my own version of the edit (same dialog, just all from scratch). Good times.
If I were to slaughter this pig, how much bacon would I have?