Good morning, grandpa. The paper is ready, and the comics are just oh so funny today. Also a little weird. Maybe finish your breakfast first.
anonymous tip while you wait
terrible, terrible parents
>>144309965dailies confirmed the timeskip was temporary. also, um, yeah.
guilty of this, but I don't have spares
wholesome
>>144310144the new character makes her official appearance
ha
boooo
>>144310214
at least they pay you when this happens in the US. also, what's next to the fir tree?
Thank you for doing these. I've been at work all day today looking forward to this thread. I cheated and looked at today's Wallace though.
what's this, a somewhat clever Daddy's Home? inconceivable
>>144310300hope your shift ends soon, anon. and it's the authentic newspaper experience to skip to your favorites
I strongly resented having to take the MPRE when Giuliani still had his license
>>144309979I.. don't get it.
>>144310365Poopy diaper, cat yawn, and cat butthole
>>144310365that's the thing about 9CL, I think only the author really gets it
forever. and ever. and ever. and ev-
look upon it and despair
>>144310514
there has to have been at least one fighting game character who was a mime, right?
amazing, a walking thesaurus
>>144310638guest artist on the dailies
>>144310668
interplanetary crisis averted
Nancy still has guest artists
>>144310726
>>144310831I was on a /v/ thread the other day that read almost exactly like this
>>144310379Isn't it supposed to be the opposite?
hot flashes
tactical hellion deployment
oops, >>144310955 meant for >>144310932
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>>144310820I'm sorry
>>144311033nice
serials>>144209807
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>>144209873
>>144209907 Savvy readers will notice the time of day and infer that the wake lasted at least 8 hours.
>>144209943 At last, confirmation that the status quo hasn't changed a bit.
>>144209976
>>144210020 The bully punched him once, and he needs a neck stabilizer?
>>144210058 Jane returns to civilization, still in her loincloth, and assaults a doctor.
that's all for today, see y'all next week!>>144310514ok, one more panel for the road
>>144309950Fanciful Flowers is the forgery, the artist's name is spelled differently on the painting than on the card.
>>144310089I'm in this picture with my Transformers and I don't like
>>144310182That single pun isn't even as good as any of the eight or so you'd find in your typical Frank & Ernest.
>>144311017Thanks, doc.
>>144311017Sex with McKenzie
>>144310130This is the most normal Bizarro comic I've ever seen.
>>144310117God, I wish I had his confidence.
>>144314612>fresh air farm
>>144310552I've read this awhile, and have spent time trying to figure out if the writer is ESL. This isn't the best example, but the writing is often clunky in a very specific way, but it's well drawn.The final storyline they did a year or two ago was so confusing though.
>>144311045>Star Wars, Barbie, and DuneHeh
>>144311611I think you're right. I guessed the cheese one in the background because it appears to be a photo, not a still life.
OFFICIAL TIER LISTMY WIFE TIER:>>144311017SLYLOCK TIER:>>144309950CHUCKLE TIER:>>144310016>>144310222>>144310259>>144310322>>144310400>>144310437>>144310469>>144310566>>144310610>>144310987>>144311033>>144311058All others DNQ
>>144311611yes. which is hilariously absurd>>144317862>ZippyI don't believe it
>>144318289I'm a sucker for plays on catchphrases.
>>144310469garfield what the fuck
>>144310295>groceries for dinnerkek
>>144310668>late 1900s
>>1443099501 and 3.The one that's not a still life, obviously.Chip, crableg, starfish, bikini, handle, can't find the sixthSand, waves, ufaglider, wriddfoot, seaweedHaven't been posting in a while so I'm out of practice. Schedule changed at work so I don't have Sundays off anymore. Gotta be worth the extra buck a week.
>>144310638What? When hasn't monopoly been a friendship killing game?
>>144320398Oh goddamit, the sixth was one of the boy's toes. And d) is driftwood. Weber, you've foiled me again.
>>144309950>the difference between the 4th frog and the resthow are you ever supposed to notice that organically on a newspaperI had to overlay them with paint and rapidly swap between to see it
>>144320479Do these puzzles a lot and you'll become more observant towards little things.
