Come up with cruel and unusual punishments for Hank Hill, but not for almost anyone else.
Hank Hill getting his feet tickled.
>>144316277Bobby being happy with his weirdness.All propane is erased from existence and is replaced with either butane or charcoal.
>>144316277Bobby becomes a world famous chef using charcoal and charcoal accessories
Let the house go to shit.
>>144316277Banned from buying/selling propane.
>>144316277Hank has to sleep with Bill on the same bed every night
>>144316277Dead dog
>>144316713Dead Bart
>>144316277Bobby becomes vegan
>>144316277Arlen School District phases out Propane fueled school buses in favor of electric buses, causing Strickland Propane to slowly lose one of its biggest, most lucrative contracts.this would literally never happen. Because the government grants for switching to propane are essentially the same as the grants for going electirc
>>144316991Even worse, he joins The Goode Family
>>144316277Force him to put plastic flamingos in his lawn.
>>144316277someone kicks his ass
He has to become a standup comedian.
>>144316277Hmmm
>>144316277have him survive a traumatic gas explosion that causes him to get crippling PTSD whenever he's near a gas grill oh wait they did that already
>>144316277Touching his valves.
>>144317277Propaniacs.
>>144316277can't mow his lawn for a year.
>>144316277Beavis & Butthead, The Goode Family, and M.F. Thatherton all become Hank's next-door neighbors.
>>144316356>BWAAAHAHAHAHA
propane rape
Hank gets spanked by an old blind man with a raw hot dog
Bobby cooks Ladybird on a charcoal grill.
>>144318195What What in the Propane
>>144316277Buck Strickland loses a bet and now Hank's forced to endorse butane gas for a period of 6 months.
>>144316277shove a metal rod up his narrow urethra
>>144319040>Hank gets into sounding to make it wider somehow
>>144316277You must have a ten minute conversation with one of three people:- A man that loves charcoal- A man that takes his steak well done- A man that thinks lawns are inmoral
>>144316277Force him to watch an uncertified plumber repeatedly try and fail to plumb in his new kitchen sink.
>>144316277Hank would probably cum buckets if a femdom made fun of his tiny urethra and tiny ass.
>>144316277A new HOA takes over and outlaws lawns in favor of trendy stone gardens, he complies but does the bare minimum. They catch on and make him comply to their strict requirements, often mislabeling materials/specifying impossible dimensions much to his chagrin. Maybe add that they're pushing him to contract their recommended landscapers to do it for him (Bill happily complies as he loves the company that is forced to listen to him).
>>144316277Cross thread a fastener then try and force it down instead of reseating it with the correct threading, while he watches.
>>144316277Feed him vegan food for the rest of his life.
>>144319891That'd be cruel and unusual punishment for most people I think.
