confess sins to father Hulk
I want be dead
>>144316938ME LIKE FILM CRIT HULK BETTER!
>>144316938I want to relive the old days of watching cartoons but waking up everyday is a bug sad reality chwck that i cant anymore because of eork and other adult worries
I'm just kicking around waiting for another good furry cartoon
>>144316938This board is so dead it's sad
>>144316938I love evil cartoon non-human twinks
My dick is huge
I killed Mufasa.
>>144316938I have commissioned thousands of dollars worth of fetish art of pic related
I bought a computer just to make a.i. generative images of /co/ and /v/ waifus
>>144317581based. got any x23 ?
bump
>>1443169382003 Hulk best Hulk
>>144316938Been gooning for a month, slowly losing my sexual drive, do i start to cum again?
>>144318957You just have to mix it up. I switch between Hentai, Korean Porn Manwhas, real live action porn and NSFW AI ( Vi is a favorite )
>>144316938Father Hulk, me Bulk very troubled. Me smash all time, but feel me not smash enough. Never enough! Always more to smash! Bulk feel hopelessness of impossible task. What Bulk do?
>>144317346which fetish anon
I make photorealistic versions of cartoon characters on civitai
>>144316967Seconded.
>>144316938i only lurk /co/ to save lewd pics and maybe participate in obscure cartoons or old cn shows threads, i tried to get more involved in the board but everyone here is either a neopuritan or a nickelodeon dicksucker, or really obsesed with some indietrash, i rarely post here so im pretty much a ghost in the board :)
>>144316938I only engage in extremely rare 10 oz mouse threads.
I wish there was more artistic niche cartoons that I could watch and act like I am better than everybody else here by saying I watched them
>>144319484There are
>>144319516I tried making one of those threads and i just got called a faggot/co/ can suck a dick for all i know
>>144319576>/co/ can suck a dick for all i knowit does, daily
>>144317346I bet she is proud of you, anon
>>144317346i've mastrubated to character ai rp of that character
I'm not upset about ATHF ending. I think it's sad that the public's opinion of SU kinda went to shit. It makes me feel bad for Rebecca Sugar.
Sometimes I read entire comic runs just to find a girl to spank it too
>>144319252Fat
>>144316938 I jerk off to cartoons because I think the 3D porn industry is degrading to people but a deeper reason is that it's way easier to find loli and shota than a legal but suitably flat and small girl or twinkish guy in porn.
I keep falling in love with girls with 0 fanart and I can't go and commission some porn of them since I'd basically be asking them to make porn for shit like a caterpillar
>>144320716I jerk off to dinosaurs and get porn made I’m sure you cou->caterpillarsOh, um, good luck with that
>>144316938I hate x-23, but mostly because I hate her design, rather than the concept of a girl-wolverine. She shouldn't have 2 claws on her each fist, it should be 3. I don't know why they tried to be different. 2 looks awkward as fuck. The feet claws are even stupider and should have never been included.While I'm at it, X-23 should look a bit more like a stubby barrel-bodied hairy midget if she is supposed to be the clone/daughter of Logan. I hate the Laura is as popular that she is.
>>144317652lots
>>144316938I don't ask for forgiveness when I say I wish leftists and liberals would die
>>144316938I was a weirdo racist incel when I was younger that was raised extremely Christian household so I ended up with a fucked up moral view of 'black people aren't human=I can have sex however I wanted with them because they don't have souls' so I pretty much exclusively had hook ups with black girls but now I'm in a long term relationship with one because I stopped being (as) retarded. I'm scared because I think I love her but I also don't want mulatto children.
I'm about to open up an AI art patreon. I'm at my wits end. Even 100 extra bucks a month would be my salvation. I'm about to move back to my shithole country for a few years to study and I really need to finish up paying an old Covid debt.
>>144316938I've been sitting on my webcomic idea for months and never go out of my way to make it happen. I cannot find the motivation.The death of hyw didn't help either.
>>144316938I wanna smash, but I've got no luck.
>>144317652
>>144316938Im sick and tired of politics in my cartoons and comics, so thats why i watch and read comics pre-2013
>>144316938I only really come to shitpost and get (You's). I haven't watched cartoons in years....
>>144320890>I hate x-23,fag
>>144321585>>144321585>I'm about to open up an AI art patreonsame
>>144316938I fear that I need to ditch all my “wierd” interests to not repell coworkers. Nobody I work with cares about the History of Singapore (for example), builds plastic robots or plays tabletop games or Hellboy. Doingjudo and going to the gym/running doesn‘t seem to cancel that out. The only thing that seems to make me tolerable seems to be alocohol.>“Anon why can‘t you be allways like this?“
>>144320285...can I see?
>>144316938I do not think the Kanker sisters are hot
>>144321964Lol
>i have spent hundreds, possibly thousands of dollars on erotica fics centering around kristoff/Anna, hiccup/Astrid, and callum/rayla>almost all of them revolve around the woman teasing/gently restraining the man in the bedroom, praise, teasing, kisses, aftercare, spooning, very mild femdom elements. I have very specific tastes and I find most internet erotica too bizzare/violent to enjoy>also commissioned 2 cfnm art pieces depicting Astrid and Anna dressed as college cheerleaders while jerking off Hiccup and Kristoff, respectively>I also keep thousands of pics/art/fics of my favorite ships on my phone to calm me down at work >far from home is my favorite Spiderman movie by a mile>the batman 2022 is in my 10 favorite all time films>big hero 6 is my favorite film. I wrote a 15k word essay on why I love it.
>>144322276Fuck the haters, if you own it at least some people will respect you.>>144323266Now this anon? This anon knows whats up.
I haven't watched a single episode of Steven Universe, I only jerk off to the /ss/ porn it has produced.
>>144323407Probably, thanks anon. In the end it is my taste in women that is fucking me over. I seem to like party girls, except I do not enjoy music festivals etc. Thus the tricky situation. Also to many normies in my current job, in the army you at least were forced to rely and get to know each other so it did not matter.
>>144316938Alright, Father Hulk, let's do this:>31 year old, not too bad looking, fairly scrawny British guy.>I own very few actual comics. Mostly pirating them, but also complain that the industry is dying. But still act like a knowitall.>Thomas The Tank Engine and friends seasons 1-4 are legitimately some of the best childrens television of all time. The rest is a bag of dicks, but those first 4 seasons are practically perfect.>I have never seen Spectacular Spider-Man animated series. No reason, just haven't gotten around to it yet.>I legitimately believe that Disney has done a lot of good for Star Wars. Legends had some great stories, but for every great story there were about 20 shit ones that shat all over continuity. Just striking Legends was for the best. We give them too much stick.>Oliver & Company is the my favourite Disney film. 101 Dalmations is the BEST Disney Animated film and Atlantis the Lost Empire is absolute peak animation quality. We never got better than the quality in that movie.>I've pretty much gone off white girls, but this is a problem because non-white girls don't share my intrests so i have pretty much resigned myself to being forever alone.>I fap quite a lot (Usually once, maybe 3 times if i want to get a break from being horny for about a week) to the weirdest fucking porn out there, we're talking Tentacles, Vore, Pregnant, Hypno, etc.>Top tier pairings are ShotaxMILF. Fite me.>Storm is the hottest Superheroine. Non negotiable.>I spent years fighting for Wuya to be added to the Ms /co/ event every year and this year i missed out on it and she won and i feel super ashamed for not being there to support her in her hour of triumph.>I write a lot of greentext stories. I wrote the "Space Trucker Captain Anon and his Ctarl Waifu" story for /m/ that they seemed to like. Every so often i post it back up there in order to get some validation for my writing.
>>144316938I'm an ideas guy
>>144316938_____________________________________HULK IS STOOPID_____________________________________
>>144323641Continued:>I actually like Tom Kings Superman stuff, even if his Batman stuff was the lowest tier of dogshit.>On that subject, Superman is the best superhero of all time and What's So Funny About Truth Justice And The American Way was the comic that convinced me of this.>I write a LOT of fanfics, but very few actually in-continuity ones. Mostly AU stuff. Including a Judge Dredd vs Robocop, Spider-Man reimagining, Green Lantern reimagining and a Morbius stand-alone story (Based on the comics, not the movie)>I actually liked the Marvel TV series, for the most part. She-Hulk was fantastic until the last episode where they kinda rolled the dice and risked everything on a pretty unfunny meta joke. Like, when it was just being Alley MacBeal but as a Superheroine, i thought that shit was top tier and i hope that they make more of that in the future.>Shang-Chi was a fantastic film.>Despite Snyder being a hack, i don't actually hate Snyder-Cut. Like, i think that it's a perfect 5/10 film that somehow perfectly balances itself on that precipice by having, for every great scene (And there are some really great scenes) Having an equally terrible or equally pointless scene. But this film will never be recognized for this because of the loud assholes on both sides claiming this can only be a perfect 10/10 or a perfect -7/10 with no inbetween.>Unlike a lot of other people, i actually liked that 2022 Recess revival pitch.>I actually like Sonic the Hedgehogs new comics by IDW, although the Zombot arc went on way too long.>I liked both Owl House and Amphibia, but Amphibia was better.>Star Trek is better than Star Wars.I throw myself upon the mercy of the court.
>>144319288very nice>>144321585>I'm about to open up an AI art patreon.I'll never understand how retarded normies can pay for such things when they could do it themselves for free
>>144316938I'm an artist whos really tempted to take the porn pill but I just don't think I'm good enough for that
>>144323838Nonsense anon. So long as someone wacks off to it, it's good enough.
>>144316938I'm a christian, father, but I have a problem. I can't stop drawing huge fucking tits when I have nothing else to do. It even makes me a better person. It makes me more focused, more driven to completion everywhere else in life.
>>144324509Post pics to absolve yourself.
Father Hulk, I love incest shipsPure bloode supremacy can't be stopped
>>144321953>>144317581Righteous
>>144316938I bullied the fuck out of a danish animated movie named Jungledyret hugo and started spamming a shitton of autistic threads about it. It's been 5 years ago
>>144320890she's not even canadian>>144323814i thought the entire point of ai slop was that it was 'do it yourself' for the bitterly untalented. kinda weird to find out people pay money for that shit
