>normal person but scary features
>Make stupid internet cartoons >Make more money than my entire bloodlineFeels bad man
>>144334517dude what if flavor of the month normie meme was LE HECCIN SCARY
>>144334517I still can't believe flashgitz did a show, saving money from advertisement in their shorts. An average flashgitz video is 2 maybe 3 minutes and about 5 minutes doing an Ad skit.
>>144334505>le epic irony mullet>shitty arm tattoos picked out of a tattoo store book>le bad on purpose outfitIs this the male appearance version of a soiface? Like you make yourself look goofy on purpose because subconsciously you think it shields you from anyone making fun of your shortcomings?
>>144334547Mullets are back. Zoomies say so.
>>144334547>Mullet. How to tell someone is underage on the internet in one word. Fucking toddler thinks a perm is a mullet.
>>144334556>>144334557It's literally just gay rich kids larping as country because record labels decided to make pretending to be a poor white person cooler than pretending to be a poor black person for some reason
>>144334557It's a perm cut into a mullet retard
>>144334505Monster lab failed lol
>>144334547Don't forget>Morbidly obese
>>144334579I would've included that but alot of really thin guys try to do this shit too
>>144334564It's not
>>144334505It's a shame nobody watches his original animations. Melvin's Macabre is actually pretty alright.
>>144334649>business in the front>party in the backQuit doubling down, if that's not a mullet you're saying Keith Whitley didn't have a mullet.
>>144334562>gay rich kids larping as country because record labels decided to make pretending to be a poor white person cooler than pretending to be a poor black personSo it's not different from the original mullet fad then?
>>144334505For some reason, seeing Papa Meat here totally caught me off guard despite the fact that he's technically /co/.>>144334656I do, and I enjoy them. It feels like, overall, his animation output (both parody and original) has seemingly slow downed. I suppose it's easier to make daily vlog type videos. I haven't watched the most recent Melvin's Macabre so maybe that was just really time consuming.
>>144334932>slow downedhe probably reduced his budget since he hires other animators to help animate for him.
>>144334936That'd make sense too. I imagine things get pretty chaotic for him too. I know his wife basically has an entire farm, that's got to keep them busy. I like when his wife did videos on the chickens.
>>144334505>that stream with him where wendifag cries over creepy pasta
>>144334932>calling him papa meatreturn to reddit
>>144335035Which one?
>>144335068Should I say Meat Canyon or call him Hunter then?
>>144335074i think it was over that newest backrooms guy's creations. With a big beard man
>>144335086nigga was scared of cardboard on wheels
>>144335089Yea that In Praise of shadows guy (man how did he go from sober observations on modern book covers to that vid) Could point out how this guy is a wimp and exagurates stuff like how he made Blood Meridian scarier then it actually is.
>>144334547Mullet males are rapidly becoming the nu-males of 2020/zoomers, yes, if you see someone with a mustache mullet combo, curb stomp them if possible and you can get away with it obviously, it will be doing society a favor.Yes I did just encourage people to bully others based off appearance.
>>144334517Does he actually make that much?I think a lot of people overestimate how much YouTube pays out.
>>144335143Say that closer into the microphone.
>>144334932>>144334936He specifically mentioned he wanted to slow down so he could work on some passion projects. He’s been commissioning a lot of practical effects and puppets from KreatureKid, so perhaps a new film is in the works?
>>144335223MULLET MALES ARE RAPIDLY BECOMING THE NU-MALES OF 2020/ZOOMERS, YES, IF YOU SEE SOMEONE WITH A MUSTACHE MULLET COMBO, CURB STOMP THEM IF POSSIBLE AND YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH IT OBVIOUSLY, IT WILL BE DOING SOCIETY A FAVOR.YES I DID JUST ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO BULLY OTHERS BASED OFF APPEARANCE.IS THAT LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU MR FED?!?!
>>144335247How hard should they be curb stomped, and for how long?
>>144335175What little I do know is, he lives on a decent chunk of land. His wife is totally into doing this homestead thing - they have like a miniature farm. His wife seems nice but I can't help but feel like he's her beard - she gives really strong bull dyke energy.
>>144335253Not how long, the rule of thumb is once to incapacitate and destroy the teeth, twice to kill.Up to you.
>>144335260He looks like he watches his wife get fucked BBC
>>144335267He does, and his constant jokes about his dead bedroom and divorcing don't help with that. That being said, she really looks like she wouldn't let any penis near her.
>>144335267If iDubz is anything to go by, all mullet men do. Like we said above they're the modern numales and cucks, all we need now is the next sojyak based on them.
>>144335267All fatties do.
>>144334547>you think it shields you from anyone making fun of your shortcomings?Why do you always need to attack people?
>>144335279No dude, mullet males actually need to be bullied until they cut it out. This is very justified attacking.
>>144335143>Yes I did just encourage people to bully others based off appearance.Based but with fat "males" instead
>>144335295>bulliedYou're describing murder.
>>144335308Why not both?>>144335314Potato tomato.
>>144335260>>144335274Pics? I’m curious who would marry this disgusting slob of a man.
>>144335295That guy is genuinely one of the biggest retards on that website.
>>144335444
I wanna see meatcanyons take on a ranma 1/2 parody
>>144334517Sure but thats not really all he's doing, right? He's management. He handles the workforce, manages the production pipeline, provides general direction for the org that everyone else needs to work in lock-step with. Imagine if any other indie online animator had that level of organization. We'd have Monkey Wrench season 3 by now.
>>144335260why the fuck would a dyke need a beard in 2024 year of the matriarch ? america looks like fucking themyscira nowadays
>>144336367Personal issues, that being said I have no idea what anons are seeing
>>144336277She’s cute, but they definitely look like a mismatched couple.
>>144336318> Imagine if any other indie online animator had that level of organizationMost of them do. They’re just making full episodes instead of 2 minute elaborated memes.
>>144336367Not saying whether she is or isn’t gay, but some people haven’t quite come to terms with their identity, so the beard is more to continue lying to themselves than anything else.
>>144334505i enjoy his melvin macabre videos
>>144335295This dude can kick your ass, he looked like a wife beater in college.
>>144334505The Saberspark dude paints himself as a harmless cartoon yet looks like his house is full of leaves.
>>144335295
>the ed edd n eddy jawbreak video was nearly 5 years ago nowpain.>>144337955idubbbz looks dirtier and dirtier with every new pic i see of him.
>>144334547yes
>>144336367Being a lesbian isn't cool anymoreNon binary is where it's at
>>144337670Haha ok well this "dude" makes social justice videos on YouTube.
>>144337670Yeah when I think of guys who can throw down, I think of guys so pathetically impotent they beat women who trust them to protect them.
>>144338154And can beat your nerd ass and give you a wedgie.
>>144338178This but unironically
>>144337022>Black friend died because he couldn't swim
>>144338184All it would be would be like when Cartman got beat up by a midget or Brian by Quagmire.He can beat the shit out of me any day at least I will never be a male feminist. He may win the fight but I won at life.
>>144334505>made fun of nikocado for being fat>is just as fat as him if not more
>>14433450525 cents
>>144334505If he's married, that should give you hope
>>144338615I don't think you should envy golddigging
>>144335274So... is he still with his current wife? I thought I heard something about him being divorced recently but maybe he was just talking about his last wife.
>>144338529are you retarded? meat's more stocky whereas Niko was a legit twink in his better days before he turned himself into a straight up blobfish.
>>144335074All of them. Windigoon and Meat both play up "PC Horror" as the worst thing to ever happen to a human. It's cringy as fuck to watch them fake freak out over rape and kiddy diddling in poorly written reddit creepypastas.
Hours later and I still don't know who this guy is
>>144338184Leftists are still trying to larp as 80s jocks?
>>144338529You could fit two, maybe three MeatCanyons inside one Nikocado. Meat is fat but he's not even on the same level.
>>144336467She goes by Al, and posts pictures like this to Instagram. >>144338810They're still together. He jokes about being divorced but they're not actually divorced. No hate towards the guy, just an observation, but he makes jokes about the lack of sex but with how massive he's gotten it's not shocking.>>144339003MeatCanyon, YouTube animator. Mostly intentionally grotesque looking parody work, some original horror-esqe work.
>>144334505Goddammit this is a lot of salt over one guy good job Meatcanyon. I wish my newgrounds cartoons from back in the day rustled this many jimmies, I could have had an animation career.
>>144339115Did you not see the mukbang they did together? They weren't that different in size dude and Hunter has only put on more weight since then.
>>144339114
>>144339198He also makes jokes about being 40 and literally dying at every given second, you're taking a self-deprecating guy way too seriously.
>>144339198>Niggas be like Globohomo is taking our tomboy gfs and turning them into trannies and dykes>Then see a married woman who enjoys being outside and say "yeah that's a carpet muncher"
>>144334547I think the shirt is cool. It's bad by fashion standards maybe, but it appeals to me. Reminds me of pogs and slammers, they always used to have stuff like that on them. I don't gamble but cards and dice are cool looking.
>>144334562>because record labels decided to make pretending to be a poor white person cooler than pretending to be a poor black person for some reasonSorry blackcels, Tyrone is out and Cleatus is in
>>144337670>>144338184that guy probably got bullied in high school (like most leftists), he has that prey look in his eyes
>>144334505Honestly it looks better than the guy in the back.
He doesn't even have the mullet anymore, OP. That's an old picture.
>>144337981Gonna be honest. Like it better than his shaved look. Problem is he doesn't have the frame to match. You need a good frame and jawline to pull off the mullet look. The whole appeal is "working man who doesn't give too much of a shit about how he looks."
>>144338996What? Meat laughed his ass off at a FNAF nonconsensual foot fetish anal vore fanfiction live on stream
>>144334505I think he's really funny. His cartoons are painfully mid, but unironically good on him for mostly just doing podcasts and slop content.
>>144336277is that their bull in the backrgound
>>144334505Honestly, at this point, I'm just waiting for the day he gets canceled. Nothing against the guy and I hope he does well. I just think sooner or later, it's going to happen. May not even be his fault. With the friends he keeps and the people he's around, it's only a matter of time.
>>144337981>idubbbz looks dirtier and dirtier with every new pic i see of him.He's got the unfortunate combo of having a big 'ol egg head + weak chin, and is balding. When he shaves his head, he looks like a lightbulb and he doesn't seem capable of growing an actual beard to help even out the visual weight , so he's trying to grow it long to hide the receding hairline which makes him look dirty. Best thing he could do would be to hit the gym and put on a bit of actual muscle. With more heft in his shoulders and chest, he could pull off a shaved head a little easier, but that takes a lot of effort.
>>144338615he's confident and successful and he has money
>>144338341>when Cartman got beat up by a midgetAre you thinking of when he got beat up by Wendy? Cartman never got beat up by a midget. He beat the midget up, then the midget got one cheap shot on him at the end and gave a sort of victory speech about how he's not limited by his size but Cartman just got up and laughed at him.
>>144338842>before he turned himself into a straight up blobfishThe really pathetic thing is that Nikocado did it on purpose. He'd weigh himself and cheer when he reached a new benchmark of fatness and he always talked about how he was only doing it until he turned 30. I think he really expected that he was just going to stop doing mukbangs and lose the weight but now he's legitimately addicted to fast food and has realized that losing weight is A LOT harder as you get older. Meat Canyon is morbidly obese, but even in old pictures of him, he's always been chonky.
>>144339198>with how massive he's gotten it's not shockingat his size, it's unlikely he'd be able to maintain an erection long enough to actually have sex, let alone the challenge of finding positions that would facilitate intercourse. I also wonder if she continues to find him attractive as he gets fatter and fatter or if she just likes having a companion. He was pretty big when they got married so it's not like she didn't know what she was getting into, but it doesn't seem like he makes any effort whatsoever to be healthy.
>>144335295>>144337955I hate socialists.
>>144338341https://youtu.be/pLlzLpVDjE0
>>144334505I hate the current war on beauty and how proudly men partecipate in it, making themselves as ugly as possible while crying about "impossible male beauty standards" (eating less trash food and shaving is toooooo hard)
>>144340866It really doesn't help that guys don't talk about style/fashion very often and the resources tend to be limited compared to what's available for women. I've actually considered learning how to sew, tailor, and design just because I have very specific ideas of how I'd like to dress, but it's either impossible to find the shit, or it costs thousands of dollars. I REALLY hate the fact that so many casual collared button down shirts for guys are either super preppy or they look like they were designed by Screech from Saved by the Bell.
>>144334505>>144335295>>144336277>>144337955Mullets don't work on white people. My dawg, Eddie Guerrero, was a prime example that mullets work on Latinos
>>144340985disagree. He'd look a lot fucking better with shorter hair.
>>144340985they work on white people if you are an authentic southern white trash guythese costal whites emulating that give the same vibe as when a rich black guy tries to act like a hood nigga
>>144341058That's true too.
>>144340866>>144340957The problem with men's fashion I think is that unless it's winter or autumn, you are basically fucked. Lighter menswear either looks schlubby or samey. Thanks to cringe culture, you can't even wear a well-tailored suit in public now either unless it's actually for your job or just a one-off every now and again. Wearing a suit, even a nice one every day just makes you look autistic and will get you laughed at. Even then, once again it's shit because it's a warm layered outfit and you're stuck with garbage options in the summer.If there's one thing I envy about women it's how many nice looking lightweight clothing they have. Men just don't have that, and you're stuck with a t-shirt, polo, or button up.
>>144341341I tend to like darker colors in general, but because it's assumed that those are for winter and fall only, the fabrics tend to be a lot heavier than I'd like for summer. I'd love to be able to get a simple dark colored casual super lightweight gingham button down shirt with low collar for the summer time. I have exactly ONE and it was from John Varvatos which was stupidly expensive and at this point it's showing its age. "Well-tailored" is also a variable term. A tailor absolutely fucking ruined one of my suits by making it skin tight. Not everyone wants to look like they're sewn into their suit made of spandex. The super fitted everything look is SO fucking stupid (and don't get me started about the suit with no sock look)...it started off with suits looking well-tailored and then swung into "I need to be able to see every single muscle in your calves in great detail". And yeah, suits and workwear/formal wear are fine (and there's plenty of advice/conversations about them), but they really aren't appropriate for every-day. It's not the 1940's. I've seen guys going on what is clearly a casual first date and they're dressed to the 9's and they look like they're going to a fucking wedding. It's a nice thought, but it sends really fucking weird signals. There need to be more lightweight layering options. I'd love to have a collection of super light but dark colored non-swishy jackets I could throw on over a basic white or black t-shirt so I can make an outfit look like something composed without sweating my nuts off.
>>144339727He's referring to Borasca or however you spell that, which starts off as typical creepypasta and ends with the main character's sister who went missing years ago was being raped and impregnated over and over in a baby farm then ground up by a woodchipper when her womb becomes useless. The horror element was the sound the wood chipper made throughout the story that the kids thought was a monster in the mountains. . They had a harder time making fun of that.
>>144340866>making themselves as ugly as possibleHe's not trying, he just stopped giving a fuck. >while crying about "impossible male beauty standards"Doesn't do that either. He knows he's an ugly goblin and considers it a miracle he ever got laid. Or a wife.
>>144340804I suppose she's changed a lot over the course of the marriage too. She went from looking just like a standard artsy tomboy to a straight up cowboy. Also, she stopped going by Alison and started going by Al. She's a super talented artist though, I love her paintings.Her changes aside, I worry more about Hunter than anything - I was watching his most recent vlog about chiropractors and he's just gotten so big that I worry about his health. Ultimately, it's his life, his choice but it would suck for him to suffer from some serious illness when he still clearly has a lot of ideas.
