>You wake up>You're suddenly SupermanWhat are you doing first /co/?
>>144337186Keep laying on my bed like I always do
Taking a super shit.
>>144337186Superwank to see if it'll blast through the ceiling.
I'd try to fly
>>144337186Carve a big CHA into the moon.
>>144337186Passionate sex with Lois.
killing elon musk
>>144337186hitting my gay son.
>>144337396damn straight
>>144337186>>what are you doing first Her
>>144337396based
>>144337480that's your cousin though.
>>144338440From another universe. So just like third cousins, it doesn’t count.
>>144337186Kill everyone on 4chan. you're welcome.
Go mad from the sensorial overload.
Get rid of wokeness and ensure project 2025 goes into effect so that actual good guys win
>>144339724>>get rid of wokenessBut your Superman now and your son is queer
Deliver the mail.
>>144337186Amass material wealth at the cost of the most powerfulTake over an islandnd and build as castle/lair and have multiple homes across the worldBuild haremHorrifying display of power to show how helpless the world is in face of my overwhelming mightTell world leders I will be watchhinng. Force them to tell everyone that what they all saw was a mass hallucination and destroy all recorded evidence. Save people from natural disasters and end a few wars covertlyPush humanity towards a new age subtly from behind the scenes.Spend my time flying across the planet relearning human history and how old the world really is while ignoring humankind overall. Routinely go human mode to fuck a few busloads of women, lesbians, and queer bitches into total submission and impregnate them Then go back to fucking off.
>>144337186Kill all billionaires
>>144339833This, but also 90% of the world population that are just holding back progress.
>>144339724Dictators are very rarely the "actual good guys".
not all billonares are the problem it's liberal and democratic ones. Realistically speaking we should be glad that Trump will have the ability to arrest and kill them once he takes office without any legal barriers
