On my way to page 10!
Somebody stop him!
>>144536365Well hey Carl where you going?
>>144536365Carl, we have an ironclad contract that you never signed and I never wrote! I get first dibs on all 10s, 9s, 8s, and the 7-and-lowers of my choosing if I'm drunk enough!
>>144536498Shut the hell up Shake! I never sign any contract, certainly not with you!
>>144536365You ain’t going anywhere.
>>144536365Now, this right here is a reply. I'm sure you've gotten... one, but I get them all the time.
>>144536365Hold on there, I can't let you get to Page 10 before I make a sale
Yo, Carl, buddy! I see you’re working out. Say, how would you like to jog while trying on these flaming-hot sneakers with “Hot Stuff” written on them…that I just bought at the mall and not a decrepit thrift store…ᵃnᵈ ᵃˡˢᵒ ᵐᵃʸ ᵒʳ ᵐᵃʸ nᵒᵗ ᵇᵉ ᶜᵘʳˢᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᵃn ᵃnᶜiᵉnᵗ ˢᵘᵐᵉʳiᵃn ʷiᵗᶜʰ ᵈᵒᶜᵗᵒʳ…
>>144536617It was a silent oral contract between my brain and yours. Very hush-hush, but they shook hands on it without the hassle of consulting you, and the brain governs the body, that means your brain has power of attorney so it's totally binding.
>>144537712kek'd
>>144537548>ᵃnᵈ ᵃˡˢᵒ ᵐᵃʸ ᵒʳ ᵐᵃʸ nᵒᵗ ᵇᵉ ᶜᵘʳˢᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᵃn ᵃnᶜiᵉnᵗ ˢᵘᵐᵉʳiᵃn ʷiᵗᶜʰ ᵈᵒᶜᵗᵒʳtest
GET DELAYED LAND CREATURE!
>>144537712This actually sounds like something he'd say lmao
>>144536365What are you dancing about here? You're poor
>>144536365
You found the wrong way to page 10!Back to page 1 you go!
Carl, wait! Hot MILFs are in your area!
Not so fast
>>144536365someone here said that the he was 4chan's sexyman. what do you find most attractive about him?
>>144536365No
hey Carl! congrats on making it to page 10!
Monday. Tuesday. Wednesday. Thursday. Friday. Saturday. Sunday.
>>144536365Hi Carl
Is he gonna make it?
>>144536365Hey Carl, mind if I take a dip in your pool?
>>144546879It don't matter. None of this matters.
>he made it
I'm friggen out of here, so long losers!
>>144550147NEVER
>>144550147Not so fast.
>>144550147Hey, Carl, where are you going?
