ITT: We are I.M.P. interns
Where all the imp women at?
>>144571889He's not gonna actually pay us is he?
>>144571922one’s calling your name bud
>>144571889Why is this mf so gay. You're telling me this idiot is in charge of the company?
>>144572053>hornsAnon...
>>144571922I got coffee for that southern chick the other day, I could swear her boyfriend was giving off massive swinger vibes. You might have an in, anon.
Hey, boss. We got you a dildo sword for your birthday. As well as a cock-shaped cake and phallus confetti and Mountain Dew Semen Tsunami since you won't shut the fuck up about how much you love gay sex and wanting to fuck Stolas. Btw he left a message for you.
who shat on the floor?
>>144572195trust me.
>>144572440Sorry about that. Orientation was running long and some dumb fuck clogged the toilet with lube and horse figurines.
>>144571889>Shoulda taken that government job with Uncle Screwtape.
>>144571889I've been stuck under the bosses desk for a week now pls send help
>>144572112I know it's Hell but he keeps making sexual advances on everyone even though we've told him a hundred times to stopDoes this place have an HR department?
>>144572601Yeah but you'll never guess who runs it.
New short coming out today! There isn't going to be any shorts ever again and that one we got is all we're going to get.
>>144572195are you saying you wouldn’t?
>>144572053Wasn't white spots meant to represent horrific scar tissue from the fire that Blitz and Fizz went through, not le quirky vitiligo skin condition.
>>144573154That and freckles.
>>144572499Got that rederence
>>144573229I prefer the image of hell as a Soulless bureaucracy but that's no fun to draw I guess.
Who hired these two? What kind of imp paints their horns?
>>144573437Oh shit, we better tell the boss. I think they're moles for that popstar ex he keeps bitching about.... or we could keep them around for the view.
why is everyone only talking about having sex with owls? We haven't done any actual work in months
>>144573799They file the paper work so I say keep em
>All the characters are generic red imps>The plots are flatter than paper>Too much of the time is spent on the writer's personal fetishes>Boringly PredictableThis show and Hazbin only exist so Vivziepop could flick her bean to her own characters. It's self indulgence without anything fun if you aren't a faggot like her
That DAMN DIRTY HELLHOUND CUNT PISSED on the FLOOR.
>>144575414Get off /co/, fatty.
>>144572422Does eating out a woman count as cheating? Southern chick looks like she would make a nice face warmer with her crotch and is light enough to carry around on my shoulders
>>144574402If it was fun and shameless depravity then I could be engaged. But it is constantly blue balling me with interesting things, only to pull the rug out from under me for her sad sack melodrama.
>>144573799>>144574346Plus, I've heard some funny noises whenever they think they're alone together. We should at least keep them around till I can figure out what it is (and make sure I record it for posterity)
>>144573437Christ, the PSG vibe from the beach episode was one of the things that got me interested. Only now Verosika stopped being an alpha female rapist and is just sad over Blitzo breaking her heart. At least Stella is shamelessly evil and PSG S2 is coming out next year
>>144576889Anon they started fingering each other while you said that.I think the mystery is over.
>>144573049Uh? Already confirmed one per month until ghostfuckers
>>144576997Sadly, never does anything about him trying to ruin M&M's assholes despite how that is a prime example and main reason for me why I dislike him so much.
>>144571889I am so fucking jealous of that Moxxie guy. His wife is so hot it's insane.
>>144577135Reasonable, Viv keeps trying to hone in what to ream Blitzo over and it is like she can't seem to read the room at all as to what would people find actually scummy rather than some bullshit about heartbreaking
>>144577157Viv continues to be tone deaf as hell, its no wonder season 2 suffered such decline.
>>144571889So, is the Stolas summer of 2012 thing true?
>>144577733Afraid so.
>>144571996You get experience fuckface!that and well...play your cards right and you get to suck THIS dick....huh?
>>144577760Hey boss, I got those chocolate doughnuts like you asked but the receptionist kicked me in the nuts when I brought em in. We get health insurance, right? Pretty sure my left nut popped.
fuck cunt balls piss shit bastard cunt fucking fuckity shitballs flaming hoe bitch son of a donkey fuck gargle ball cunt
>>144578078What's that, Loonie? Blitzo fell in the well?!
>>144578100Even worse, he fell on a Detroit alleyway.
>>144578131That's the third time this month!
>>144576937Where was the one for June?
>>144577801Health wha? Dont worry about it, we regenerate dumbass, your little nut will have its lover boy back in a few minutes or hours or fucking whatever.More importantly, WHERES MY COFFEE with those FUCKING DONUTS YOU ONE NUT SHITFUCKER?!
>>144578308Yeah uh, when I got my nuts kicked it spilled all over the guy in the suit so I'll have to go on another quick coffee run. Sorry boss.
>>144578366Good. oh and check the client list on the way back, see if theres any updates.Oh for fucks sake Moxie what are you doing coming to work dressed like a slob? Come on even I wouldnt come in with last night shit stains on my outfit, well...unless it was one of THOSe nights and I slept at the office.
>>144577741Grim.
>>144579358I heard he shit himself at mcdonalds in 2017 but there's some dispute over whether its true. It would make sense though. You know. The injuries...
>>144571889This job fucking sucksHere I am, getting paid in booze cause the boss is a massive cheapskate. I constantly having to forge new musket balls cause the boss refuses to use an actual gun and uses that damn antique. And the receptionist doesn't do her damn job FML
>>144579455>I constantly having to forge new musket balls cause the boss refuses to use an actual gun and uses that damn antiqueYou should've been there for the time he ND'd and blew Kevin's head off on the other side of the wall. Looked like a Jackson Pollock painting.
>>144579489Could be worse Once worked for some Mafiaso type down in greed who made me develop torture devices
>>144571889I can't be the only one who hates the receptionist for being a nepo baby right?We work our asses off around the clock to keep this place stable and going and all she does is sit on her phone and harass that Wrath girl's husband
Does anyone have a receipt for the LuLu land job? The invoice just says "money" from "stohlas" Btw did the wolfgirl receptionist lie to me? everything listed under assets is just horse figurines.
>>144579568she’s a fucking hound spray her.
>>144579605Dude have you seen how she fightsThe moment I spray her she's gonna tear my throat out and turn me into her next meal
>>144579575>Does anyone have a receipt for the LuLu land job?Ohhh.... I think Kevin had it.
>>144579643>can’t handle a literal bitchnot looking good.
>>144579453No wonder he became so homosexual and flamboyant, it must be the trauma.
>>144578238June was apology tour?
Bros the boss sucked a dick last night...
>>144581281And I ate out the Hellhound receptionist, we all have our jobs around here.
What even happens in this show, all I know its about hell and these weird deviantart looking demons saying fuck and shit alot.
>>144574402I say I definitely stopped caring now about this show... 5 years it took me. And it hurts me. It just became so... Boring. And stupid. I still write my own shit for it, but I have no Passion for the normal series itself. I reached my breaking point Man.
>>144571889Where am I suppossed to plant the bomb in this place again?
>>144571889Why would they need interns?
>>144571889Who keeps stealing the toilet paper? (Me)
>>144581620No where yet, did you arm it?>>144582872No idea.>>144582881Hey man, I just had some Helltaco and I'm stuck in the restroom. Give em back.
>>144571889our boss fucking sucks, he's such a whiny bitch and he doesn't even do the work anymore, he's too focused on the bird i only stay so i can fuck the receptionist when the boss isn't looking
>t. sinner demonYou know what would solve the overpopulation in the Pride Ring? Oh, i dunno...OPENING THE REST OF THE RINGS TO SINNER DEMONS?Seriously. how is my internet able to connect to the other rings yet my own self can't go there? Lucifer's retarded.
>>144582934Yesterday he made me sort his buttplug collection. Clean them, too.
So Im not the only one who jerks off to Ms.Millie right?
desu i haven't done any actual work since my first day and i'm starting to think the boss only keeps me around because i'm the only one here actually pulling my weight under his desk
lmao who wants to watch me ruin moxxie and millie's marriage
>>144576912GOD DAMN IT, WHERE'S THAT FUCKING CAMERA?!
>>144576861Nah, instead we will hold Moxxie down and make him watch while we take turns on his wife. I bet by the second or third orgasm, she's going to curl her tail around the waist or leg.
>>144571889the dog shitted on the floor again
>>144584242Nah that was me. Which dickhead's job was it to unclog the toilet?
>>144578308That's only souls boss
Fuck fuck fuckety fuck!Shit piss cuntety fuck!Gay queer faggoty fuck!We don't even have any jobs to do anymorety fuck!Sad fag owly fuck! :'(
>>144582897You could bargain for one of the old magazines blitzo never replaces
I want to RAPE the cute wolf girl.
>Arrives in hell> Blitzo : Anon welcome to the club bud--> shoot his faggot ass dead then proceed to stomp the shit out of his corpse> Moxie : SIR WHAT WAS THA-->BOOM , shoot him right betweeen the eyes then proceed to skin him>put skin on face> Before i go use the magic book shit to disguise myself as Moxie>plant traps for furry wolf girl> hide and wait>she comes and smells me >tries to attack and bite my dick off>use my shottie and take her legs off, leaving her half dead>" you are nothing but furry bait" use gasoline and burn her>listen to her screams and get hard> Go home and live happily with Mille while pretending the fag boss and furrybait bitch killed themselves>save Millie from onions infested fag husband and vivzepop writting> profit.exe
>>144584679That's really gay
So, uh, the 'Hound girl... she single?
kill ALL cuckfags
Tbh anons, what hurts me the most that the idea behind the setting was really fkn solid . Both for HH and HB. An edgy parody of hell where all the shitty people go after they fuck up their chance at heaven, doomed to spend the rest of eternity in a overpopulated ( Inida vibes) shoithole doomed to look as the shit that killed them /their sin. Their only salvation death being a foreign concept as they die due to some of the sinners gaining some kind of anime tier powers that they use to rape, pillage and eat the others while waiting for their turn to be on the receving end of some more powerfull faggot. > I was expecting serial killers, pedophiles, rapists, cough * jews, gang members, nazis WE COULD HAVE HAdD IT ALLbut instead of being cool and original, hell is now just LA but with even more faggot shit and cannibalsDAMN IT ALL... I WANT RO SEE HITLER DEMON VS Leo Max Frank DEMON FIGHT.. shit would be epic
>>144584679you could've just said you wanted to cuck moxxie. simple as.now what do you want for coffee, im going on a coffee run.that goes for the rest of you interns, what you want?
>>144585027Got any tea?
>>144585027lemme get a motherfuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhsalted caramel cold brew
Is rape frowned down upon?
>>144582872legal slave labor, duh
>not I.M.Pternsyou had one job OP
>>144585127nobody actually gives a shit besides whats her fuck from the hotel so no it's notunless you're into kids than yes it ishell's weird like that
>>144576904Verosika always had problems, you can see her x'ed out blitzo tat in her first appearance. Also stella is getting unalived.
>>144585127Why are female sinners still physically weaker than male ones?
>>144571889FUCKING FUCK FUCKER
>>144571889I'M GONNA SAY THE R-WORD
>>144586296redemption?
>>144579532Heh yeah, "torture" devices.
>>144586305NOTHE BAD WORD EVEN THE BOSS CAN'T SAYREEEEEEEETAAAAAAAAAAAARD
>>144586296>>144586305It's R for raped because the boss was raped in the summer of 2022 by Detroitians just like his boyfriend in the summer of 2012 and their friend Kevin R. Nash in the summer of 1992
>>144573229Unironically based
Why is everyone here American?
>>144586425Holy shit is this true?
>>144586471Why are you irish?
>>144581276>shortThat's not a short. That's an actual episode
>>144571996I got some pocket lint and an expired coupon. Maybe we could put our funds together and buy a burger wrapper?>>144583052>wanting those human fuckups to shit up the rest of hellforget it, pal. i'm not having a bunch of murderers and thieves living anywhere near my innocent succubus granny in Lust ring.
>>144586842Succubus you say... which ring did you say she lived in?
>>144585086What kind.>>144585093I hate you but fine.Anyone else want something?
>>144587974>What kind.Steamed iced tea.
>>144586657'fraid so.
>>144588346i bet some of you guys sniff her seat after work
>>144588362
>>144588362I'm gonna put a whoopee cushion on it tomorrow. Wish me luck bros
>>144588428
Good news Loona invited us all to a Bee party.We're all gonna get laid!
>>144588546yay~
>>144588562That said it is in lieu of pay.
>>144588546Bout to bag me more cookies than the cookie monster.>>144588588You guys are getting paid?
>>144588546I need sex with a hellhound
If I could kill the moderators/janitors I would
>>144588696>small tit>big assMy kinda woman, goddamn.
>>144581347Why is it Viv's women look like they would be fun to eat out to the point when they violently climax?
>>144571889Guys it's been a while since the boss actually like, went on a job right? I feel like he's fucking that big scary celestial owl dude
>>144579943Fucking Kevin.
>>144571889Guys, tell me I'm not going crazy: the princess used to look different, right? Her hair was different, she was softer looking, she wore more pink and black instead of red. Then one day she changed and everyone's been acting like she's always been this way when she hasn't. Please tell me some of you guys remember?
>>144590181You don't talk about when a major power of Hell has work done
>>144590181Damn royals are always getting nosejobs. I wouldn't worry about it. I think Angel sounds a little different though. Not that uh, I would know.
>>144590244CERN caused a timeline shift
>>144590181what next you’re gonna say that alastor fuck has a slightly different suit.
>>144572601There’s the Hellborn Resources down the street, but it’s a butcher’s shop.
I want to fuck that radio demon so badly. He could broadcast my screams anytime
If I have to look at one more paper copy of someone's butthole and balls I'm going FUCKING POSTALp.s. we need more printer paper
>>144571889>ITT: We are I.M.P. internsSo you're fine looking like this then?This is what you'd look like if you went to Vivzie hell.
>>144590535NUH UH
>>144590535where the fuck did you get this photo of me
>>144571889OH MY GOD I LOVE COCK
>>144590566We know, boss.
>>144590535Shit, is that Kevin?
>>144589886Because they're usually moody bitches who complain about being stressed and over worked. Lay Stella down and go to town between her legs with your tounge, and she'll be as docile as a Parakeet after.
>>144590244>>144590292But she always seemed too pure to get any work done. No, this feels like she was killed and an imposter took her place.And speaking of AD's voice, that Husk guy. When did his voice get so deep?>>144590309I could swear it had a black collar instead of white. I could swear, man.Maybe I've been shifted into another universe or something...
>>144590592Nah, this is.
>>144591164Oh, that Kevin. Real tragedy what happened in 1992...
>>144571889Question, hypothetically, if a human were to have stumbled through an open portal and ended up in Hell. Where, and who would would they go to about finding a way to escape back to human world?
>>144584177Who wants to watch the new guy get killed by Ms.Millie?
>>144591568Probably the Hazbin Hotel. Just ask Charlie and she'd call up her dad to send you back if she can't do it herself.
>>144591568Did they recon sinners not being able to travel outside of the Pride ring, or is that still a thing?
>>144591680>Asking Lucifer's daughter for help.>Asking LUCIFER to help a random human.No offense, but a literal deal with the Devil and/or Antichrist seems like the worst possible option for keeping hold of one's soul. I've seen the commercial, and sure, she SEEMS nice, but there's no way she's actually helping people without some kind of angle, considering who her father is.>>144591736Sinners can't travel to other Rings. Living humans can. Allegedly. Not that I'd know. Though maybe that changes if the human dies or something.
>>144591680sure also ask the guy for an apple why don’t cha.
>>144591797Maybe actually watch season 1 of Hazbin Hotel or even some clips of it? Charlie is sweet and kind to the point of diabetes and Lucifer is a goofy dad going through a depressive episode. Neither of them are malevolent.
>>144590337I wish there was more dark humor like this in the series.Hellborn are supposed to be discriminated against, right? It's fucking Hell, have discrimination manifest as them being occasionally harvested for meat and leather by cannibal sinners, or getting used as pieces in ultraviolent chess. Something to sell to me that they're 'oppressed'
Okay so I need one of you to run down to the store for some acetone. SOMEBODY put glue on the phone and now I can't put it down.>>144591568Are you feeling okay? Your horn is drooping off to the right. Your... suspiciously papery mache-looking horn....
>>144591568 >>144592039Hey man! Some of us have to make do with shitty healthcare and a shoe-string budget for circus accidents!Unrelated, you know where I can afford more red paint? The last place I went to just ended up selling me galloons of blood, and that stuff reeks like hell and itches like crazy if you try to paint it over human skin.
>>144591959In my fic I had them be used in theatres as props and characters to kill and had them as subjects of some "fun" games like "finding one's self" where Imps are Skinned and have their eyeballs removed and they will get them back if they find their skin. If not their eyes will be burned.
>>144592152Oh crumbs, I had no idea you were a burn victim! Sure, after I get the acetone I can write out a few places that sell body pain--wait, HUMAN skin..?
>>144591568>>144592152Ask Kevin, he gets free trips to hell and back for the rape support group he's got going on with the boss and his boyfriend.
>>144592183Well yeah! Human furniture is the cheapest! Shoestring budget stuff! Fills out an apartment well enough, but the problem is making it look less tacky than it actually is. Hence the red paint.
>>144592301My Satan, that's disgusting. What kind of depraved monster goes with a plain red color scheme? At least mix in some purples and yellows.
We've pretty much had an episode dedicated to every members sexuality except Loona. When's the ep where she finally gets laid?
>>144592679They know better.
>>144590973That would be fire as fuck to work her lady lips and love button to the point of making her piss herself. Makes me feel like I releaved her sexual frustration and especially how Viv's chicks for the most part are made for that kind of lower lip work. Man, I hate how fujos and fags are like this, they could be giving us nice stuff like you say mate but they can't give more than a crumb and have to be as whiningly gay as possible about the faggy shit. Not even Ralpha Bakshi kind of hilarious depravity or even JoJo homoeroticism where they are men that look like chicks but have a near boundless capacity for creative violence and cunning.
>>144592160Sauce?
>>144592973Song for the Quiet Bird is how it's called. I work on chapter 16 now... It's pretty long fic already. I recommend reading it on AO3.
>>144590973That sounds very nice, hopefully has human form since while still hot af I kind of don't to choke on feathers. Hoping she would have some fruit so her peach tastes nicer.
>>144571889i hate you people and i hate this fucking company.
>>144592720The best part is hearing her tear the bed sheets from her tight grip right before squirting like a geyser.
>>144593948>squirting like a geyserRedpill me, why is this hot? Isn't that piss?
>>144593508>doesn’t want to choke on her featherscome on imagine the teasing.
!!! URGENT !!! EMERGENCY S.O.S.Please don’t laugh, but I’m stuck in the fucking bathroom by the conference room. I’ve been yelling for like 20 minutes now and I KNOW one of you can hear me. That pizza we had for lunch went right through me and I had to hold on for dear life to make sure I didn’t blast off the toilet and fly up to earth AND NOW ALL OF THE TOILET PAPER IS GONE??! Someone please help and bring me some paper, anyone, seriouslyoh great the motion sensor light switched off and now I’m stuck on the fucking toilet in the dark
>>144594311Wagie wagie in his stinky cagie Wanted a yummy snackDidn't notice my attackLaxatives will set you rightBehold my power, my shitmancer might
>>144594311>>144594397This office is a shithole and I hope you both die.
>>144594397KEVIN I SWEAR TO SATAN WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE YOURE GOING TO WISH YOU WERE NEVER HELLBORN
>>144594311here u go bro
>>144571889Post the real IMP cartoon.
>>144571889I raped Loona and she gave me herpes
>>144594839That day everyone was out on a job and we took turns railing the receptionist? Yeah I got some bad news for ya, anon... turns out she skipped work that day.
>>144593964More or less, but depending on what she drank and ate can change a bit of the taste. It is more of an accomplishment to make a woman like that orgasm that hard, especially one who has been neglected that much.
>>144595091I just can't get past it to put my mouth on that. Just seems instinctually nasty.
>>144593948Hopefully can make her climax so hard she goes completely limp and screams like a banshee.
>>144594311I've got last week's client sheet and a paperclip.
I hope the wall caves in on me and finally kills me for good.
>>144571889>We are I.M.P.ternsturning 360 degrees and walking away from this circus
Guys Blitzø asked me to come to his office alone so he could explain some things to me, should I be scared? That fucker is unpredictable and a psychopath.
I might die but it was worth it man
If you guys ever get the chance make sure to hug Moxxie, it's one of the best feelings in the world! He's so innocent amd cute... for an assassin.
I was Hindu on Earth I do not know what any of this means pls help me sirs
>>144595989The wolf girl gave me a dollar to do this
>>144595791If he tries anything funny, bring up Tyrone and the Summer of 2022, you'll leave him broken in more ways than one that way.
>>144595989this guy is right, cutest imp around by far
>>144596525What are you, gay?!
>>144596006KEK
>>144595989He's adorable yes.
>>144595989Just hugged him. How long you think until he notices the kick me sign?
Would you?
>>144597865What is that, a succubus for ants?
>>144597902What about this one? would you?
I wish I have a wife like Millie
>>144597983Damn Moxxie's wife looks like THAT?
>>144595989Why is he so cute? He’s like a little kitty cat…
>>144599575Babe I told you that you should to wait the corner over.
You think if I were to throw her a tennis ball she'd like it?
>>144599575>redneck StellaDoes she come with the accent?
>>144571889Hey boss, I fucking quit this fucking job.
>>144599700Yes but only because of the hypnosis
>>144593948Suprised nobody makes work on Verosika doing that, given how much she is always drinking. Would have been nice if she gave Blitzo the ultimatum to drink her secondhand liqour or tell everyone he is there at the party.
>>144574402I don't have an issue with the fetishes since could be fun but it is like Viv doesn't commit to the depravity since the colorfulness compliments it nicely.
>>144585992I guess I thought Verosika was going to be more psychotic which given her charm would be fun to watch. I am fine Blitzo being in the wrong but it also misses the point of people watching it for the amusingly horrible yet horny cast. Drama needed to just be given only to Octavia and Moxxie and crumbs for others, ironic how I don't mind the cast being writen with indulgences but stop pushing the mood killing melodrama when it is a colorfully horny show like PSG.
After watching MAWS with at least a few shots of rum in hand, I am now far more appreciative of Viv works.
>>144594722Dude, I saw this shit when I was little and yeah, I was way better!
>>144595142You would be suprised when in the heat of passion and if the lady takes previsions such as having plenty of water first
>>144597865>>144597942Yes, still has that confident alpha female aura I love about her.
>>144597360you tell me
>>144602090I diagnose you with sodomite.
>>144602241ok, how u know?
>>144571889impterns
>>144571996Paid? I don't even get a fucking lunch break it's bullshit man
>>144572112>You're telling me this idiot is in charge of the company?He literally started it yeah, just because you're a flaming faggot that makes everyone hate you doesn't mean you can start a business.
>>144585127Only if it's against a regular cast character.
I want to have sex with loona.
>>144602415I just want to fuck Verosika and Stella, preferably eating them out first to get them to be putty in my hand.
Some douche in a cowboy hat paid me a hundred bucks to leave the back doors unlocked after close down.Don't know why, don't care, just giving the rest of you a heads up.
>>144603122Some bird lady gave cash to kidnap this bird twink.
>>144572440what the fuck is happening with you?
>>144571889I ‘‘accidentally’ pour bleach in the coffee pot. And if that doesn’t kill them, I sneak up behind them and strangle them to death with a cord.
>>144603424Very funny, now hurry up and get those tax forms. Last thing we need is an audit.
>>144603424Can imps even die? I mean sinners already die but we technically were born here in hell.
I've been retrieving all the markers that are almost out of ink from the trash and swapping them with the new ones.Hearing him scream during a presentation is the highlight of my day.
>>144596006fucking kek
>>144571889Rather hand out with the Super Devil. Least his place has Nazis.
I'm transferring to the Wrath Dept.
>>144594311I'll help but you need to take over the fucking job of telling Loona we're out of shit for at least a week or two. I get it "HAHA the sinner can't die so let him piss her off" and I'm willing to put up with it a bit here and there but she's taken to just shooting me the moment I bring pop in the room to her fucking coffee at this point. She doesn't even fucking use a gun normally she got that one specifically just to shoot me.
>>144604954My poor left nut is still healing from when she kicked me, you're on your own bro
Uhhh why is Loona giving me a weird look everytime I walk past her? Should I be scared or aroused?
>>144606425Yes.
Fucking secretary roastie keeps bullying me
>>144605899Enjoy shitting yourself to death in darkness, then.>>144606425You probably either smell or look funky, personal experience says at least with violence you learn immediately and I can't image she's restrained romantically either.
>>144596006lmao, all jeets are headed for Hell. Now git out of Imp City and fuck off to the Outskirts of Pride! The trash heaps where your kind belongs!
>>144590973It reminds me of that one South Park scene where Randy gets an old fashion and immediately chills out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSVA6QtAWyU
What are your honest opinions about the show? what are your suggestions to make the show better in the future?
>>144608389The story is just noise at this point for the songs, and even then season 2 has had some really mid to low tier songs.
>>144607915That.>>144607216 That's the face she made at me.
>>144581620remember to water the bomb, it can’t grow otherwise
>>144607216I'm scare-roused...
>>144608389It’s awful but the animation is great
>>144608389>What are your honest opinions about the show?Season 1 was good.>what are your suggestions to make the show better in the future?Reboot it from the pilot.
>>144602415(You)
>>144595972>>144611263how the fuck did the site not catch that this was already posted?
>>144608389its goodneed more backstory on the sins
>>144611337>need more backstory on the sinsAs if Viv won't make them even more cringe.
>>144599698she just wants headpats
>>144572883Loona help! I need you to come sit on my cocks or else my balls will explo-
>>144608389I love every second of it, I could take 3 more episodes of stolitzo.I just wish there was more, idk what the production of something like this looks like.The little one, pegs the other little red one
>>144608389stolas' song was good
>>144612101Cocks? Plural?
>>144613087pentious?
>>144613341Now we're crackshipping.
IMP would actually get ton of free interns just because of loona
>>144571889>”I promise… I'll kill them, all of them! right down to the last one!!!!”
>>144614331And Blitzo would shoot each one lmao
>>144571889>To Loona: "Morning moonshine."
>>144615219imagine destroying free stuff, couldn’t be me
>>144615243Cute.
>>144603242i'd kill stolas for free
>>144611284Jizoku is so based.
>>144616828Is xe though?
>>144615243>So how did you said anon broke every bone on his body again?>Idk he was like that when i found him.
>>144573437They're Succubi not Imps.
>>144608389Seeing Moxxie and Millie happily pushing a baby carriage with Loona and Vortex and they're litter of Hell-Puppies on leashes while trying to control all of them, in the series/season finale.
>>144608389it was fun until the yaoi drama took overretcon season 2 and the last two episodes of season 1 and never focus on stolas ever again
>>144617144Now all I can think of is... Really? This is the BIG plot everyone talks about? All that theorizing, all that investment into..."Oh gosh, will Impy dicky say how much he loves the Biggy Owl Boi, but OH NO he kiss some tall succy boi and the meanie wifey makes him sad and now her brother there too is being meanie." What the fuck? I ju... Fuh... If it was at least a good conflict that provided somethin unique, something of fucking substance that uses this goddamn setting. Does SOMETHING INVENTIVE! I WASTED 5 YEARS OF INVESTEMNT ON THIS!!! FUCK MY LIFE!!Well... I guess that will be coming out every few days now... I am actually going insane. What is the point of this fucking show!? Who is this plot for!?
>>144597983I'm actually planning to get a Tattoo of Millie on my shoulder based on one of many Pins, which would also be my first real Tattoo but I'm not up with having it until I die and the possible pain of getting it done.
>>144617249I think you're correct to doubt getting that tattoo.
>>144617277I have other suggestions for my Millie Tattoo like the pin on the left.
why did i sign up for this job
>>144617314I want to do devilish things with Millie.
>>144618940Like chalking a pool cue.
>>144615219Heh! Guaranteed.
>>144571889When can we have sex with Loona?
>>144619506There's no sex with Loona, is there?
Human or Hellhound Loona?
>>144619921Yes
>>144619921>humandisgusting and BALD
Why is Loona crying?
>>144619983she realized she's going to be at best a prop for yaoi drama for the rest of her life
>>144608389Literally just this image: >>144610922Season 1 was solid fun. Make the show actually revolve around it's own premise again and it could be great.
Man I dunno about you fags but I would fuck the shit out of Loona.
>>144619921Side shave and outfit reminds me of Lord Dominator and hairstyle gives me Viking berserker vibes which I am down for, she isn't an artist so I am fine with it. Human Loona is easier to fuck, less fur to get in mouth when eating her out.
>>144620426The question is,would loona want to be fucked by the likes of you?
>>144619921Human, because you can request art of her in the /aco/ drawthreads.
>>144621219bald
>>144600876I meant that It was way better!
>hey guys we just got a call, apparently we're getting paid to track down some chink doctor
>>144619921Yes.
>>144622639Would sending endless interns to die be enough to get blitzo killed or would he simply give so little of a shit it wouldn't actually consider him to be an enemy?
>>144619921hellhound
>>144619364wholesome blitzo moment
>>144617050LOONA IS ONLY FOR PINKLY
>>144623597So unfortunate what happened to him in the summer of 2012.
>>144584177stay tuned for ghostfuckers
>>144582872to keep fixing their wall
loona toebeans
>>144623597>>144623610I can definitely see why Tyrone and his gang did what they did to him.
>>144623667True. I hope Kevin Nash shows up in season 3, the two could bond over their shared trauma.
WHERE'S THE TOILET PAPER
>>144623635
>>144625867
>>144626803
>Boss didn't like that I just portaled to the targets location and shot himAren't we suppose to be killers?
>>144626903>Aren't we suppose to be killers?That Moxxie guy's been on that camp job for a week. What gives?
>>144628132No idea but you see the new girl?F-fuck I'm gonna demolish that imp
>>144628423How many interns does this company need? All we do is push paperwork and get coffee. No wonder this shitshow's barely in the black.Would.
>>144628443>How many interns does this company need? All we do is push paperwork and get coffee. No wonder this shitshow's barely in the black.The amount of Hellish power Stolas is pouring into Blitz we need to make IMP look bigger than it actually is
>>144628629You'd think with so many interns I could get some help FIXING THE FUCKING HOLE IN THE WALL
>>144571889Uhhh guys? I was sorting some files for the boss and I found this... it's literally me. But I don't even remember doing this or having a photo taken... what's going on? Was I drugged?
>>144629197dude how do you not remember that night. It was the most crazy shit i've ever seen down here.
>>144629611I dont know man I genuinely dont remember it but come to think of it does explain my hemhorroidsIm scared bros, was I Stolas R. Goetia'd?
>>144631032Verosexoooooo
What will you do if you find these in your closet?
>>144631032I want to bully her.
>>144631166If they are in my closet im joining.
>>144590181You think she got some work done? I recall her face being more... rounded?
>>144631166Encourage them to have kids already
>>144631166Chances are they're there to kill me and got sidetracked, so I'd turn and tear ass out of there.
>>144632232Nigga, they're the size of housecats. Just pull a 1-2-picrel.
>runs into the wall repeatedly
>>144631032sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Anyone else wanna fuq Millies sister?
>>144597942Sex
>>144607216GIWTWM >>144608389More IMP doing IMP stuff less romcom drama.
>>144616828Wish they'd make more HMOFA
>>144619364Sauce
>>144619506>>144619549Memes aside its gonna be once the sex robots come out in 10 years until then best we got are fleshlights and onaholes>>144619921Why even ask this? HELLHOUND FORM>>144619983Cause vivzie won't let her go on any IMP missions anymore. Blitz is being having romcom drama with his bf and millie and moxxie are MIA. >>144621219Disgusting taste
>>144632925Or perhaps....
>>144631166either of these>>144631187>>144632116
I need an I.M.P edit of picrel
>>144571889So what happens when we die? Do we go to Double-Hell or something?
>>144608389Make it more parodic comedy, remove the dramawhoring entirely.Make the characters serious and overly competent. So far they're incredibly incompetent since the pilot.No not like The Office you American shitstain with your Seinfeld bullcrap. Make it like The Penguins of Madagascar bits from thje Madagascar movies and the Christmas Caper special, not the stand-alone movie where the writer had some hateboner for the penguins and tried to push for his retarded OCs before the executives told him to quit the crap. Make it like Kids Next Door and Fillmore where the parody take itself seriously despite all the comedic shit and underlying ridiculousness.
>>144572053What is this?
>>144636255A dude
>>144632925>>144633204sexooo
>>144638020sexooooo
>>144608389Also having I.M.P being recognised by a group of people they killed (who have somehow wound up in Hell) and getting chased by them and then they lose the people they previously killed, but the people then think these 2 Imps (that appeared in the background of a Hazbin Hotel episode) as they look like Blitzo and Moxxie or some random Imps that also look like those 2 and start chasing them.
