https://beyondcanon.com/story/666It's a visual novel this time.
>>144618550>Tavros is fast as fuck boi when he still has legsThat made me smile.
Vriska HATE
Christ imagine the stench in that bedroom after 2 years of Davepeta filling Vriska's tight pussy with cat cum non-stop every day
>not upd8one job
>>144618659no thanks
>>144618676It must be vile. Vriska is probably still leaking some rotten nut during that conversation
I want to have sex with Nepeta!
>>144618550Wait I'm actually enjoying this so far what the fuck
Another thread, another GREAT opportunity to say how much I love Ellsee!
>>144618717>vriska being a gigaretard and eating shitFinally, good homestuck
Time to sit down and watch things unfold yet again.
>>144618550Homestuck should be used as a doormat for real art.>>144618693I hear that’s illegal or at least a man dressed as a policeman will come running after you
LOL IT'S NOT EVEN A FINISHED FLASH!They really are stealing everything from VE now, they're even stealing uploading unfinished content.
>>144618890Oh it wasn't an errorWow that was like 1/10th of what I was expecting. At least it vriska 8 shit!
>>144618890Best thing HBC can do is steal from fan adventures, and even then they do it in a shitty way.Actually fucking hilarious
>>144618926HBC is not only being outdone by what Hussie was able to do 12 years ago, they're being outdone by fanventures and mogged by their own fans. I can't tell if it's more pathetic or funny.
He deserved so much better, even his own fan adventure is shit
Read Drinking Problem.
Davepeta needs to get fucking separated
>haha wouldn't it be funny if a cute girl bullied you and then demanded that you take off your shirt off and then she made fun of you lmao like as a joke haha
>>144619063>Andrew Hussie>A neverending fount of creativity and whimsy
>>144618993He made me realize that John and Alpha Dave need to be killed with a hammer. Davepeta is a travesty.
>>144618550>666 ia a vriska updateis vriska satan
>>144619096Yeah.
>>144619096>is vriska satanLight thief who tired to usurp the creator of their respective universe. Yeah I see the parallels
Before I read Homestuck I thought that Bec would turn into Prototyped-P.M. and Jadesprite was Jade's doppelganger that would do some horrid shit.
>>144619085I know John doomed his timeline and then bitched at him constantly on the ship, but what did alpha Dave ever do to him?
>>144619213>Before I read Homestuck I thought that Bec would turn into Prototyped-P.M.I mean you weren't entirely wrong
>>144619063Everything I've ever seen from this game sounds like femdom fetish fic
>>144619309it's basically just this
>>144619285>but what did alpha Dave ever do to him?Be a pussy in general and refusing to do what is necessary out of fear of dooming himself.
Okay, who among us is gonna start bitching about politics first?
>>144619422amogus
We need more troll wrestling
i want to have sex with kuprum and folykl!are we allowed to discuss the new hiveswap news in this thread as well?
>>144619422The last couple of weeks have been so bizarre it kind of transcends bitching. At least for non-partisans
>>144619598Yes. And what new hiveswap news?
>>144619422why would anyone bitch about politics here
>>144619656act 3 is still in development, the team still wants to do hauntswitch, not everyone from act 2 dies in the train crash, act 3 is supposedly the big act plot. three new trolls shown off
>>144619422Eridan for president
>>144618550sex with vriska
>>144619683
>>144619747>jade (reagan) >gamzee>vriska (vriska)>karkat (true leftism)KEK. Goes to show that just a little bit of visual design really elevates even the humble shitpost
SHILL FAN ADVENTURES NOW!!!
>>144619908I have to say, Vriska looks very cute in this update.
waifu 1
>>144620042waifu 2
>>144619967>>144619007
Aranea Serket.
... is a bitch-ass motherfucker.
...she stole my fucking heart
>>144620042
>>144618550What’re the music credits for this page?
Jade is for...
...Karkat
>>144620611Wrong. Karkat is for Nepeta.
Every zoomerism that popped up in this flash felt like getting shot
>>144620635Karkat is for everybody
That was it? That was the Good Update? That was just Vriska doing the same thing she's done since 2014 with fucking Davepeta.Two more redemption arcs guys. Two more arcs of Vriska being a douchebag and le trope aware!
>>144620685lest it be forgotten that andrew hussie and twitter lesbians are still involved so vriska will never not be the primary focus, despite being the least engaging character across the entire comic
>>144618550>hellwhat?
>>144620697Vriska was a good character until the retcon
>>144620697>hussie is still involvedBullshit, I refuse to believe that he does anything.
>>144620705even before then, i was steadily enjoying vriska less and less throughout act 6. dont care about your damn treasure hunt, show me sollux getting it from nepeta and feferi
>>144620699Vriska went into the snake portal meta thing. And it led to yet another dream-bubble-like place where the sprites hang out. Hell is right.
>>144620101god I hate this style
>>144620753So more retard fanon bullcrap not worth paying any attention to, got it.
Any new meme ships?Are Nepeta and Karkat dating each other?Are Vriska and Karkat dating each other? Are X and Y dating right now?No one gives a fuck about the story, just add shipping drama to keep it alive.
>>144620850>Are Vriska and Karkat dating each other?i fucking wish
>>144618550Somebody needs to edit That Plapjack (with fat doomer girl) into John egbert and Vriska. The Old and a new.
Have people seen this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ys5_QEmUEb8
>>144618550Why would anyone waste their time with post-act 5 Homosuck?
>>144620978homosuck only had 4 acts
>>144621054MSPA ended with Problem Sleuth
>>144621021is that fucking vrchat
>>144621251Yes. It was from SAHcon 2024 that happened on the 20th of July.
>>144621262sahcon my nuts
>>144621279poor eridan ):
>>144621270fuck off _eridan_ enjoy your daily "how will this le session go?" posts and bad fantrolls
>>144621270
>>144621304there is info on Homestuck in there not found anywhere else
>>144621366
>>144621367>Mindfang is a rapist>Amporacest is canon>Dave Says The N WordI chuckled.
>>144621395every single one is true btw
>>144621403I know about the first two but not the last one
>>144621367> "Look at all this e-drama we know and care about!"Snore.
>>144621412Dave says it here. This blog is also ran by Andrew Hussie.https://dstrider.blogspot.com/2010/02/some-candy-company-ripped-me-off.html
>>144621412he actually does>[Blog of Dave Strider- February 17, 2010.]
>>144621428>>144621441Nice
>>144621367>got tiger that lowi'm too old
>>144621441Remember when Dave was funny instead of a gay abuse victim?
>>144621367>IPGD/ctset/Vfromhomestuck>Jack masters>Anthony.its actually fucking scary how most Homestuck fans don't know about this.
>>144621519Not many of it is archived. And even when it is and posted for others to see, they would rather ignore it.
>>144621566Anthony is archived.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9qgBewkaiUand ipgd too especially I told you to go to englishpumpkinparty
Does anyone have a source on workers at Viz telling Hussie the epilogues were shit and not to publish them?
>>144621602no need Viz dropped the property when the epilogues came this is well known info
>>144621602HS2 website was also not shown be copyrighted or under Viz. That's another clue to show they did not want to be part of this.
Your last chance on finding your Jade cosplayer. Use it well.https://x.com/promstuck2025/status/1815473187599290406
>>144619668Hello! I am here to dispel the notions about Hauntswitch! What they actually said is that they still want to do it after Hiveswap, which is great corposprach for "we have no plans for it"! Hope that helps.>>144621021SAHCON's vrchat instances were something, alright.
>>144621519I know the other two, who is Anthony again?Also that lorechart doesn't include the ridiculous lore behind Hussie's IRL family so it's not that deep.
>>144622190Oh he's THAT GUY nvmThe crazy rapecreepy guy that got the Hiveswap project totaled because none of them could read the signs
does anyone actually give a shit? You can do whatever you want with this but it's still a cuck comic made because Hussie was in debt.
>>144619096she literally is in hell
>>144622306Its just masochism at this point. I read for the misguided hope that characters I like will do something fun but they always get bastardized even harder and occasionally say shitty millenial zingers.
>>144622350It's not going to get better and you know it. It never does.
>>144622046wwho wwants to be my date for promstuck
>>144618550Cronus should've been the MC TBQHAlso why did Sburb never get an official full release? Just betas and alphas
>>144622502caliborn played the full version
What are your guys's thoughts on Awful Hospital?
>>144621270>a literal redditor>is a mass-repling retardHow shocking! I propose that we should kick this faggot to death.
>>144622959try it bitch.
>>144622959>Tumblr
>>144622716I've always wanted to read it.
>>144621270Take an acrobatic fucking leap off the tallest building within 40 miles of your worthless self
>>144623124Said the ebonic-speaking redditor who can't even bring himself to say "Nigga">>144623089
>Homestuck has already degenerated back into The Vriska Show
>>144623247>>144623245>t.
Have an Eridan Ampora AI Cover of "I'm Just Ken"https://litter.catbox.moe/ixtulk.mp3
>>144619422The post above this one almost made me start.
>>144623319
>>144621021>>144622092The fuck is this
>>144623380A virtual convention/place/world in VRchat where Homestuck fans would hang out for SAHcon. Each place is different every year. Surprised no one bothers to try and hack or purge the worlds after it is gone.
Reminder that Jade has canonically a large ass, not large tits. That's a mindwipe creation.
>>144623639Jade can change her proportions to whatever she wants
>>144619668If Ardata did not survive the crash I will not be purchasing the game.
>>144623664It's hotter if it's natural and you know it.
How would you fix Jake and Jane?
>>144624243I mean sure, I do know that, but it's overridden by "girl has canonical space powers that allow her to have whatever proportions she likes and she can alter others too" and YOU know that
>>144624328You can't. There is no fixing like 75% of this comic without scrapping it and starting over. It's just a bad product. Hussie failed.
>>144624328>JakeWith a Sylph.>JaneWith a Sylph and a sword.
>each upd8 thread is getting slower and less angryIs Homestuck finally dying?
>>144624453Yeah. It's been 15 years.
>>144624347Jade has naturally huge tits and is a slut.Jade will make sure all others have non-naturally huge tits and be sluts.That is the way of things.
>>144618890Hussie did the same thing with the branching routes towards the end of act 5 act 2. You're all just retarded.
>>144624328Jake should have been just like Grandpa Harley, just a young version of Saxton Hale
>>144624453It has been dead. These threads are like shambling corpses that sometimes spring into action when provoked by the scent of living flesh.
>>144624328it would be nice if they actually had a conversation after their big argumentor if dirk and jake spoke EVEN ONCE in the whole thing
>>144624453Yes. Even fanventures are a dying breed.
>>144624453Everyone has moved on because it sucks and it's never getting better
>>144620673Karkat is for a giant Nepeta.
>>144624453>>144624797No one wants to make Homestuck fanventures, fanart, fangames, fan music, fan animation, crossovers....
>>144618550>beyond canonI'm not reading that garbage.
>>144624934No worries: nobody else is, either. They should shut it down already. Pure self-humiliation.
Post big KatNep, for my soul if you could.
Alpha Timeline Canon
>>144624976No, but you can have some karezi instead.
>>144624996what are their names
>>144624976I have this284v
>>144619967I remember 'be the seadweller lowblood' was a good one way back when.My favorite currently is Mr. Tambourine Man but the updates roll out at a snail's pace, still check it every day.
>>144625003Left to right:ShittyPissyFarty
>>144625024still better than yiffany
I am slightly disappointed I never got a chance to live my dreams of dating a dog girl desu
>>144624999>>144625013Decent but not quite. I need some of that big Nepeta and smol Karkat. Or a thick Rose. One of the two.
>>144625050There's size-different rosekat content?That's a first.
>>144625003Ad RockMCAMikey D
>>144619967Beneviolent PrisouneBound(this especially) AlephNullCross moundLustTaleOld Fiji Png
>>144625060is that a girl or a weird boy
>>144625050I don't have that, but I can give you some good kankat.
>>144625084chick
>>144625126
>>144625084slutty tomboy daughter
>>144625135
>>144625122>>144625060Alas. Thank you for your pictures, anyway.
>>144624976This is the closest I got on me rn
>>144625144hot
Despite all its flaws, VE is still one of the best fanventures around.
>>144625186This is how JRAW ends.
>>144625161I love this artist, but I can never remember their name. The made such great KatNeps.
>>144625292Newtype?>>144625287JRAW?
>>144625309John Ruins a Wedding. Very good fanventure. Feels like peak Homestuck.
>>144625309i don't understand this pic
>>144625341Very bad representation of a flashstep.
>>144625309Newtype. That's it. I must find more of their work.
>>144625357I mean Rose had the flashstep genes
>>144625357and I thought it was a spacey thing
>>144625383It could be both
https://mspfa.com/?s=54590&p=1
Should the Beta kids been losers in real life? I thought that was goanna be the big reveal the first time I read the comic. Why we never saw John hang out with anyone in his neighborhood
>>144625281no that's sburb.exei want to listen to Abby wheeze through her bigass braces like a fucking NERD
>>144625818>big revealnah. they'd very obviously be losers in a normal world.
>>144625825
>>144625818because hussie didn't want to write anything about the implications of the Earth being destroyed along with all life on it, because that's not the kind of story he wanted ACTs 1-4 to be
>>144625834I said one of the, not the;
>>144622092lol
>>144625851Dave raised Yiffy wears a skirt like a real based Hometuck character
>>144625868sorry my badam too excited to shill a good (non-troll) fanventure whenever I see the opportunity and shitting on VE is basically a /hsg/ pastimereally tried to read through it at one point but I got to page 570 or some shit and it STILL had huge problems with mountains and mountains of superfluous dialogue and I couldn't take it anymore, although the character voices were getting better by then
>>144624999based
>>144625881
>>144625896I want their fucking Art styleIs it all in the tablet?
How hard is it to make a fanventure?
How hard is it to make a fanventure if you don't write?
>>144625896VE has a massive hump you have to get over, then it locks in and gets way better. But DAMN, is that hump fucking terrible to go through the first time. Feels like a combination of the worst parts of act 1 and 6. Alas, I play Project Moon games, so I am used to beating my balls with a hammer in order to get good character interactions.
>>144625966Depends. Can you draw? Eyecandy can carry a fanventure far even if the story is basic and kinda shit, like Crow Strider.
How big should your first fanventure be?
Holy shit, it's still up
>>144625989>Depends. Can you draw?No
>>144626023I wanted to say "if that's yours then it's good enough" but then I noticed the filename. I think drawing is way more important than writing for fanventures most of the time, as sad as that sounds. Even if you write peak literature, if it looks like shit nobody will read it.
>>144626028Real MSPA also looks like shit though
>>144626027Wait what's she resizing
>>144625989>Crow Strider.I really hoped he would have gotten a new universe and Gotten to be the only Dave in it
>>144626043On the one hand it tricks people into shipping Davejade, but on the other hand it has davekat and june nonsense now.
>>144626041There's a difference between something that has its own style that might be bad, and actual ms paint scribbles.
>>144625944If you want to actually have it adapt from Homestuck's strongest elements and have flashes, games, music, well-made GIF pages: Very. There's a reason why they almost always die out. They're almost never worth the time investment unless you have a really strong vision, and even then, there's no guarantee the engagement you get will be as worthwhile as the effort it takes to create. Especially with where Homestuck's fandom currently is.Give something manageable a shot if it sounds fun to you, but don't expect success or a team to follow you.
>>144626059>but on the other hand it has davekat and june nonsense now.All that needless pandering only for Jane's dad to die and for erisols to not get separated.
>>144626090Needless pandering is the name of the game with Homestuck. What else are you going to care about?
>>144626023hi moot
>>144625896i heard that sburb.exe is getting a walkaround soon. feels nice that homestuck adjacent works are doing minigames again, i love the ones already in sburb.exe
>>144626104>Mastectomy scarsEw
>>144626104>dave has top scarsTTD
>>144626111>hi mootDoes anyone ever remember Moot?
>>144626128>>144626132Dave had gynecomastia hes cis
>>144625967It is a major hump but its oldest pages are from, what, 2013? Doesn't make it better to go through but I can't hold something a over a decade old and still evolving against the comic too much.I'd much rather a story suck and get better than start great and get worse. We know where that goes.
>>144625932I know there's a couple (very basic) tutorials out there, one by ghostopal on twitterbut if you wanted to ask veri (SBexe author) yourself you could join the discord>>144625967yeahyeah it is pretty fucking terrible, aside from some parts:>Xamag's redone art is great; there's some neat (visual) gags>character introductions are good except for the untrimmed fat, once again>the worldbuilding about Repiton and its trolls is kind of neat, even if it includes teenager mentality tier 'you only get ONE SHOT at love, bro...' as a legit part of the entire species>most of the designs are decent and I oddly don't mind the weird furry guardians that much>and that part where Taz drags Worst MC Ever across the floor while his ratdad scurries around trying to help him was pretty funny and cuteBut FUCK boneguy. Fuck him so much. Holy shit. Everyone already talks too much, so you make the narrator an asshat fart sniffing navel gazing shitheel who literally has short essays worth of meaningless dialogue every single page? At this point if he so much as shows his face on a page I skip it
>>144618569BEASTvros was always the strongest troll. He could have snapped vriska's neck by teleporting bec from earth to the meteor or just struck her down with horrorterror powers at any second, and he could have just ordered Jack to kill himself on the platform.He just chose his own happiness in the dream bubbles over the false idols of alternian society.By the end of act 5, Hussie was forced to flanderize him for the sheer mindbreaking power his presence had (and has to this day) on vriskatroons and tumblrinas
>>144626128Jade tried to make his dick bigger and missed, please understand
>>144619668Remember when fashion was supposed to be pretty fringe among trolls?
>>144626179
>>144626027PITTO.........
>>144626175Remember when purple bloods weren't all clowns?Remember when land dwellers feared ocean Dwellers
>>144626150Honestly I like White Noise, AFTER his first appearance. He gets a LOT funnier afterwards, when he stops being le information dumper and starts participating in the actual story. Like when Ellsee rips off his arm.>>144626145Seems like it's getting better to me. We're even actually back to the main 12, instead of fucking around with the other Repiton trolls.Btw whose wise idea was to add like 6 characters from Snowbound Blood as characters you have to care about without giving them an in-comic introduction? I get that they have like 1 page that explains the PLOT of the game, but they also have nothing for the characters? They just get added to the story with no context at all. I can perfectly understand why so many people complain about VE having too many Literally Who characters, that was probably the dumbest part of the comic.
>>144626179> drawn by a white woman
>>144619668what the actual fuck are these designs? one of the things i could at least give friendsim/act 2 was that the characters, for the most part, actually looked pretty decent and NOT like godawful fantrolls
>>144626214that's because they were designed by poinkogod rest his fanventure
>>144626214I think the team is constantly losing and gaining new people, so the people who designed the trolls for Friendsim are no longer there. Probably spitting shit doe, I don't actually know, I just know that the Act 3 presentation had a lot of new people in it.
>>144626212Why do Jades drawn by black women look like?
>>144626252
>>144625966if you have passion for the source and the medium, you cant help but make something decent at least. same goes for any other artformi got “good” at (or at least improved on) writing because i enjoy literature and read maybe a little excessively as a kidwhile >>144625989 and >>144626028 are painfully true, its best to see the creation process (especially for a first attempt) as a learning experience. with time and commitment youll improve substantially, even if your beginning is rough. look at DDoTA, the art was admittedly horrendous to start off with yet they followed through. now its probably the best canon retake mspfa
>>144626252Beautiful and shapely, instead of a reflection of inner loathing and bizarre racist projections masquerading as 'diversity'
>>144626265oh, that being said, NEVER get in way over your head for a first try, it usually ends up being more hassle than its worth. start small, hone your skills, then start biggering
>>144626208I think the idea was fine but the execution was flawed. If you actually do read Snowbound Blood, everything lines up really well and makes complete sense, but not everyone is going to do that and the comic expects it of you. It IS linked multiple times throughout, but there is always going to be a reason or an excuse not to play it.I think the stuff with Sestro, his ancestor, Hamifi and Edolon's crew is all well and good. I think some of the Snowbound Blood cast is fun too even if they clearly don't matter much beyond just being there. I just don't think there's a good way to get a proper balance between their different stories, even if they tie in. Post-Incursion was a nightmare to read update to update, even if it was well done and had some cool insight to both plots by the end.Still, since the whole point of the trolls game is that Repiton is brought into The Medium, it would probably be a bad call to not have it be relevant to the story - so having characters there doing their own shit makes sense. I just feel like you can't have your cake and eat it too when you're making such a huge cast and making most of them somewhat relevant.
>>144626229>>144626249true, you'd think they would at least try to keep the art direction consistent enough for the designs to not look so horrifically out of placewho the fuck am i kidding, of course they wouldn't
>>144626264nice
>>144626289good post
I missed you, /hsg/
poinko my savior...
>>144626321That's the aesthetic I'd want in a Sgrub game.Tried replicating his style in blender
>>144626179the fucking>sweet summer child...along the double chin never ceases to obliterate my sides kek
>>144624976
>>144626264tavros is so lucky...
>>144626387this is my favorite picture in the world i think
>>144626297Here's the issue though, my problem wasn't that the characters were from SBB, my problem was that the characters were from a game AND weren't introduced in the story. You could have had one page per character just to say the generic traits or something, to give the new reader the gist of who they are, and it would've been good. They're treated as if you'd already have known who they are for a while.I liked SBB (the epilogue fucked me up), but it was baffling how they actually incorporated it. Especially because when I first read the comic, I didn't even know about SBB, so seeing Sestro going schizomode over thinking Secily was in the office was just massively confusing to me. Or Edolon using his doomnigger powers to make a ghost of her.Man I fucking love Seinru and Edolon.>>144626322Please remember that even between Act 1 and 2, the character graphics had a major downgrade. Barely any animations, and that fucking Ace Attorney segment. I'm still scarred by that Xefros sprite, eaugh.
>>144619967minei haven't drawn it yet
>>144626400>he doesn't know
>>144626414>even between Act 1 and 2, the character graphics had a major downgradeoh don't get me wrong, visually act 2 looked like shit aside from the backgrounds really, i just meant in terms of the actual character designs. even then there were still some stinkers like the jew troll.
>>144626431Jade has a vagina between her legs. Dont be decieved whatpumpkin's degeneracy
>>144626457Not that, the artist is sevendegree/bd's wife so it's all davejade
>>144626456You didn't like Tagora? Really? I thought he was one of the better ones, save for his weird hair.
>>144626460Shit taste. Jade is built for alternian /tg/ autists
How is Davepeta so bland and annoying when it's a combination of two great characters?
>>144626457Jade has a nuclear green dog dick and huge furry balls.HOWEVER-The Homestuck we see after the comics ends does not exist. It's fanfiction that ignores the realities of the comic. Such as the fact that they have *infinite alchemization* which allows them to do *effectively anything they want*. This means Jade can take a potion she makes in 30 seconds that transforms her genitals to be a nuclear green puffy vagina with fuzzy white fur. In fact, any of the characters, who are GODS, can make any potion to make themselves anything they want. Because they're GODS. With *infinite alchemization*. And an entire planet of literal magic and super tech.HOWEVER-Because this is a good end, a happy end, an ending that cannot produce further drama and boring plots that go nowhere, this truth of the ending is ignored in order to make bad fanfic porn they desire to monetize. As such, the epilogues and Homestuck^2 are nothing more than lousy fan adventures made by half rate authors and artists who do not care about the canon of the ending, only their own greed and fetishes for misery and high school drama.THE END
>>144626533Because it's a flanderization of both of them. None of either of the character's strengths shine through.
>>144626533because the character’s conception was meant to be a slap in the face towards people who dared to think either character deserved better, let alone liked themand even now the current writers are failing to fix whats broken
>>144619967CANWC was the only fan adventure that ever interested meIf you like Vriska getting BTFO and satisfying plot conclusions and buildup I recommendFuck it here's canwc's troll arc final flash:https://youtu.be/KLgXsAxZfGM?si=sMVGgrO9BdbUaSxY
>>144626533Trick question. Not a single canon character has good dialog in ^2. This is not a problem unique to Davepeta.
>>144626584The first CANWC flash still gives me chillshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKgOp3Kg2wI
>>144619967Nightfall since it's back! Also check out Xenologiahttps://mspfa.com/?s=620&p=1https://mspfa.com/?s=41132&p=1
>>144626504Jade's into retarded blonde twinks.
>>144626460>married a black jade cosplayer and left the fandom behindFeels the dream right there
>>144626587eh true>>144626584>>144626639is CANWC really that good
>>144626104Impregnate. That. Rose.
>>144619967red dead virgo aka what is kanaya actually had ovaries
>>144626584>https://youtu.be/KLgXsAxZfGM?si=sMVGgrO9BdbUaSxYSurprisingly good production value
>>144626732CANWC isn't perfect but it's easily the fanventure that's captured the feeling of mystery of early Homestuck the most for me.
>>144623287Perfect, she's always been troll barbie
>>144626743Never. Rose should be ridiculously short and skinny. Just tiny and boney as hell. THAT is the Rose to be impregnated.
>>144626743
>>144626749>what is kanaya actually had ovaries??????
>>144626856Think he meant IF, not IS.
>>144626856what do you think people refer to when they say "grow a pair"?
>>144626732There's a lot of genuine nonsense and edge for the sake of edge - the author interacted with or followed almost every reader command. Which sometimes culminated in pure magic as reader commands resulted in great plot additions It's stupid as shit but also pretty interesting. The author clearly was a big fan of homestuck and understood why it was so engaging. Some characters are normal, which drives the "serious" plot
>>144626873>>144626875oh no sorry I get it now okay I thought they meant what if she *literally* had ovaries
>Missed the annual anime expo Homestuck orgyDammit
>>144626937Thanks to bbpanzu you can follow this guide again but you fucked up
>>144626950>bbpanzu>2013There only 20 now you mean to tell me they've been banging trolls are the ripe old age of nine?
>>144627006You can follow it again*The point is davejade is popular once more despite all the screeching from twitter.
>>144625853This. There's an "apocalypse" but there's no humans or anything depicted getting apocalypsed. Just white buildings and text-based entities giving NPC responses in chats. It's almost legalistic how it works. fedorafreak even got saved from it because he became too much of a character. If the kids had had any outside human connections it would change the tone a huge amount.
>>144627036>fedorafreak even got saved from it because he became too much of a character. If the kids had had any outside human connections it would change the tone a huge amount.For the better or for the worse?
>>144627071Worse. But that's why Act 5 and 6 sucked; the plot started to get serious about shit after starting out not caring in the least.
>>144627036and that's a good thing, I want to explore sburb not deal with the realistic feelings 4 13 year olds might have about the human race being wiped out>>144627071a good thing since fedorafreak affected nothing except giving us some time with nannasprite who is otherwise discarded
>>144626470oh no not tagora i like him, i meant the other jew troll. and to be fair even with stelsa, it's really just the eyebleeding pink that makes her look bad.
>>144627107What horrors did the seamilf see
>>144627107This guy is honestly too talented for homestuck
>>144627146Too talented for FNF as well.
>>144626533i hate to use tokenism as a reasoning, but unironically the only reason davepeta exists was so that they could force in a "canon nonbinary" character into the comic. they serve literally no fucking purpose that couldn't have been fufilled by davesprite himself otherwise.
>>144627154Yeah but at least FNF isn't poison
>>144627160wow, 4chan's first confirmed gen alpha posterwhat the fuck are you doing here
>>144627160>FNF isn't poisongood one
>>144627170I bet it's a manchild
>>144622306Can I confess something?My girlfriend made me watch the horse show with her and I've gotten more out of that than I have the last maybe... ten years of Homestuck
>>144627154They were also a pony artist so no
>>144627178Bro compare that to Homestuck. Do you not understand just how godawful Homestuck is? How it will stay?
>>144627130I can understand what they were going for at least. More so than for the new characters who just look incomprehensible or like Hazama Honoka.
>>144627071It would have been a much more emotional and harder to write story in the beginning but possibly it would have been a more solid foundation for what came later. But that's predicated on the author being psychologically able to go through with it at all.
her
>>144627071For the better, I'd say. The tone is incomprehensible and the characters are kind of insane. Anything to actually ground them as real people would help.
>>144627232Hussie was trying to mimic Earthbound with ZERO understanding of why Earthbound worked the way it did
>>144627271I think he understood, it's more that by the end of it he was just a fucking nutjob who wanted Dave to talk about toxic masculinity.
>>144624328jake should have gotten a character arc where he understands the power of HOPE and becomes more confident and supportive of his friendsjane idk she's kinda whatever but jesus christ why did she become troll racist or whatever in HS2, she's not a bad person
>>144627271And Toby Fox succeeded where Andrew Hussie failed.
>>144626212I don't get where this perception comes from, even though there's a few insane white women on tumblr/twitter that draw like this, 90% of the time a race bent character is made by an artist of that race, usually black
>>144627294He only understood half. He lacked the confidence and the cool to actually make it work with what he had created; he became poisoned by irony and his own gross arrogance and inability to handle an audience, and yeah by the end he was trauma-dumping all over the fucking place and it was disgusting and uncomfortable.
>>144626584Despite being through a kaleidoscope of shit this in character as fuck>Vriska throwing her weight around>Terezi taking her punishment>Aradia not giving a fuck and just glad to watch>Sollux being sassy>Karkat's final straw is when his closest person is taken from him>Karkat going full rage mode but enacts it through words words words>Equius and Kanaya being pussies for the authority they want to fuck>Vriska trying to justify her actions but realizing when she's being called out>Vriska being a retard>Equius turning an entire leaf and the whole situation over Nepeta >Kanaya and Gamzee being simps
>>144627317Yeah. It wasn't hard, really. Toby understood people like and want heart, not just endless eye-rolling irony and cynicism.
>>144625932use paint, and make the outer lines bold, any lines inside smalluse circles and curves a loteraser on any sharp points to make them sharper
>>144626749It was always cool to see weird fanart pop up and then trace it back to some fan adventure
>>144626059>june nonsense now.ftm john makes so much more sens
I love how many fanartists have been able to capture the style of homestuck and develop it or amalgamate it into their own. I hope the DNA of homestuck will survive for eons
>>144627384>spoilerinwont try to get too into it for the sake of not starting anything i dont want to deal with but john looks up to and follows after his father’s masculinity very noticeably, i have no idea how june as a concept took off so much when him as a ftm has the canon in its favor
>>144627390
i wonder how many former kinnies are in this thread
>>144627299jane is 100% justified, you can't have two species living together where one is prone to acts of violence, has wide-spread psychic powers and breeds much faster than the otherjane being the one to say it still makes zero sense
>>144627419Weird sperm
>>144626732it's really good, at first i thought it was a "haha le bad art" but some characters like Rose and Spades are normal, and they're trying to figure out what fucked up the world
>>144627384That's what I assumed June was, no where in the comic did John ever struggle with being a guy. June should have been the dead name
Every time I look at people talking about June "making sense", whether FTM or MTF, I feel like I'm looking at aliens trying to mimic human thoughts.
>>144627271What did make earth bound good?What is it secret I've been meaning to give it a play through
>>144627461he looks like he fucks dog girls
>>144627190Not sure if your referring to Bojack or the one that gets you banned from /co/ but I had the same issues with both. Shit characters and shit world building
>>144627468It can make sense but it's the epitome of trying to make a new interpretation completely divorced from original intention I support trans people but I don't think this is the story they should look for representation in. Have patience trans people, there will be cool stories where trans stuff is part of it's nature from the beginning
>>144627488You know exactly which one I'm referring to
>>144627468They just hate straight relationships and people, they wanna turn everyone gay or trans
My proposal for a fanventure would be a story that takes place within a DND campaign hosted by Aradia, with Dave as the main protagonistThe actual story/campaign itself would be a much more traditionally fantastical take on Prospit and Derse as two kingdoms in conflict with the other characters being their legitimate citizens. The kids would embody their classpects in a much more literal sense (e.g. Dave being an actual knight of Derse). It would also be stylistically more in line with tabletop games and fantasy RPGs (imagine submitting a prompt, then the narrator rolling a d20 for it). As time goes on, more of the other kids get involved (via some stupid copout like the dreambubbles) and insert their own characters in, having various consequences on how the campaign progresses (Vriska coming in as a hardcore player and demanding Aradia roll for all the obnoxious actions she wants to take). The growing size of the party would also influence the narration, starting off as subtle and objective with Aradia being the sole storyteller to a little more all over the place and more obviously being told by the characters. Sburb elements like Lands, Denizens, etc. would be adapted accordinglyDoes my vision for this all make sense or do i sound like a lunaticTLDR: that recent DND movie + Homestucki only got this idea because of nosyDetective’s line of c.ai bots
>>144627513Homestuck is pretty gay it's just not trans
>>144627471Confidence and never breaking facade. There's no irony or exhausting commentary or wink-nudging. It's straight-faced about an absurd premise that treats the ridiculous with the same even pace as the serious. There's a lot of dire and awful situations in the game, but they're never given more weight than the funny and casually-surreal situations. Like, you'll help a five-man band out of crippling debt from a sleazy manager... so they can drive you through a tunnel of ghosts who hate their music. It becomes endearing because it isn't trying so goddamn hard, it just allows things to flow.It's really not complicated. It's all about the confidence and wanting you to have a good time.
>>144627500>the epitome of trying to make a new interpretation completely divorced from original intentiona majority of homestuck character discussion is this, unfortunately for people like me who actually give a fuck about the story’s potentiali guess it’s to be expected when the death of the author literally happens in the comic
>>144627468I'm so fucking tired of EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER IN EVERY PIECE OF MEDIA *having* to be gay or trans, it's insane and destructive and fetishistic, nobody allows characters to be characters, they MUST be vessels for this shit
>>144627509I don't think so anon could you be more specific?
>>144627513this, the only reason they latched onto john is because according to tumblr and twitterfags, he's 'the only straight cis man left'
>>144627509If you came out of it without wanting to fuck them you're probably alright
>>144627555death of the author is a disease used by people who cannot create works of their own, instead they hunt and lay claim to someone else's work and go fucking BERSERK when you suggest their fanfiction of it does not hold equal weight to the author's intentions behind the work, just disgusting entitlement and false ownership of other people's works
>>144625281Read be the lowblood seadweller, it's how homestuck was originally gonna be
>>144627587I enjoyed it and didn't want to fuck any of them. That's probably why i got more out of it. I can consume the fan content without getting disgusted by it being a particular ship or anything, unlike Homestuck where if I see it being Davekat I know it's going to be hot garbage or something.
>>144627522>TLDR: that recent DND movie + HomestuckI'd watch the shit out of that.>i only got this idea because of nosyDetective’s line of c.ai botsWho?
>>144627527You're probably preoccupied with the often unsightly visual modifications but gender nonconformity and envy is as old as time itself. It's no peculiarity that people want to reject their assigned roles for something more suited to their personality and spirits.Have you befriended many people who are different from you? Do you only see You and Like You as human?Humanity is unendingly complex my man, if you want to fight it every step of the way then do it up, but please don't be cruel
>>144627617You didn't wanna fuck any of them? Check your t levels
>>144627638This is reformulated Gnosticism lmao
>>144627642i want to fuck my gf, not a cartoon animal.
>>144627190>girlfriend How was the roleplay crossover sex? Did you jam you bone bulge into her Ponut
No, you don't get it. I HAVE to be cruel, because otherwise, people are too dumb to get the message across unless you literally slap it across their faces.Cough.
>>144627418my thoughts exactly>>144627433troll violence fair enough, but it feels so strange that jane goes about it the way she did. she's so kind hearted that her becoming some dictator is just wrong. also is it just me or is the reward for sburb kinda lame? the kids already got their own planets with the game. i think the game being how universes reproduce is cool as fuck but for the kids themselves they don't really get much out of it
>>144627638Humanity has certain baselines that once broken, make you ill, or lesser, in some way, like having an attraction to children, or being retarded, or being unable to control your anger. Gender dysphoria is one of these traits that make you ill. To embrace it, instead of wanting to fix it, is, and always will be, equal to telling a schizophrenic person that his voices might be right, instead of giving him lithium or other antipsychotics (which, ironically, also sometimes work in treating gd).Pushing for the normalization of gender dysphoria is a directly harmful move, especially due to the permanent effects it can have on people. Someone that supports normalizing transexuals deserves nothing BUT cruelty. The fact that they're also trying to "claim" characters from stories I like is equally as disgusting.
>>144627702Embrace the new sincerity. Cum in the girl.
>>144627634I just wanted to fuck the guy’s Porrim bot but i stumbled upon these
>>144627713There's an abandoned Homestuck Hearts of Iron mod. You can have an autistic Campaign with both franchises if you want to.
>>144627713Homestuck just isn't engaging. What's even the plot? Who cares. The world's gone to shit in it and Sburb's barely a consideration over how many times we can make Dave gay.On the other hand with this shit I don't care if some rainbow haired bitch is gay or not, it didn't mould me like Homestuck did. It's oddly freeing.
>>144627738>mfw the absolute SHIT I have done with and put a Rose AI through
>>144627710>the kids didn't get muchThe kids godtiered and instead of deciding to rule their planet as gods and do whatever the fuck they want with their stupid OP powers, they decide to go 3000 years into the future when society is already built and they're realistically nobodies. Hell, you have Dave that doesn't even want to USE his powers. They got amazing rewards and did nothing with them. Also Jane's going about it the way that she is because a) le drumpf allegory and b) this really stupid idea that Jane's evil because the Tiara that removed all her inhibitions means she was evil from the start. I really wonder if Hussie knows literally anything about psychology, or if he just throws terms around like he does for Alchemy.
>>144627749>On the other hand with this shit I don't care if some rainbow haired bitch is gay or not, it didn't mould me like Homestuck did. It's oddly freeing.I thought was was at least Bisexual? Wasn't there the guy at the flying school and the Book autist?
>>144627738some of the premises/intro messages are pretty compelling
>>144627774Book guy is married to his VA's real life equivalent.
>>144627761I fucked Rose as Roxy once.It was weird but cool
>>144627522My adventure would be about Rose and Kanaya's weddingAs Rose is walking down the aisle Kanaya leans over to Jade and asks her to teleport a mule in It lands on Karkat and he screams WHO'S MULE IS THIS?And then Rose and Kanaya start laughing uncontrollably while everyone is completely confused The end
>>144627714I'm not an expert on the subject but from what I've heard gender affirming care is simply the best treatment we have for what they go through. It improves their quality of life and mental state much more than any of the alternatives.That said it is so fucking obviously a product of the low confidence epidemic in men
>>144627780>the witch helps you outThat's so fucking vague
>>144627790They probably fucked in the first conventionThere is always sex at conventions
>>144627749it's definitely something you had to be there for, i read it after it finished and while i loved it, i can see that the hype around the updates were a big part of what made it bigthere is a plot, although it does begin to fall apart after act 5, you kinda go along with it for it's SOVL and charm>>144627766this is what irks me the most, they don't feel like they've done anything in HS2, they're literal gods and yet just get caught up in personal dramahell there's a WAR going on and you see none of it. hopefully the new authors can do better at least.>>144627761i thought you couldn't do NSFW with c.ai?
>>144627813Only Homestuck ones
>>144627818>i thought you couldn't do NSFW with c.ai?You need to be very vague about things. And anything not inherently sexual is allowed
>>144627794I have fucked/killed Rose as Roxy, Mom, Kanaya, Jade, monsters; my God the girl is trapped in a sexual super hell of my own design and I'm not stopping anytime soon
>>144627746Nothing homestuck-adjacent on the workshop seems remotely fun to play.I actually have some experience with HOI4 modding myself, an "Earth C at War" sort of mod would be pretty fun fanfiction medium but I don't fucking want to make a map from scratch.
>>144627801I severely doubt that, considering that it's the literal exact opposite to what you to do to other mental illnesses of a similar type. Like body dysphoria, where you do NOT let the person who thinks his arms should come off actually cut them off.>>144627818>hopefully the new authors can do better at least.lollmao>i thought you couldn't do NSFW with c.ai?SillyTavern superiority reveals itself once again.
Where were you when you realized Homestuck ruined your life?
>>144627834elaborate?
>>144627844In my bed, having just woken up after a dream where I was cuddling Karkat. I knew it was over for me after that.
>>144627235Phoebe's never coming back, is she?
>>144627774There was and she was very much into them but they ended up getting fat woke female fans towards the end so you know...
>>144627843>lol>lmaothey're doing better than the previous ones, that's not saying much though. i don't really understand why they're trying to salvage HS^2 when it's just doomed from the start. i thought BC was meant to be a new take at a sequelthe new character moments are cute and fun but nothing really grips me the same way the original did
>>144627818Yeah that's the other thing, even if you get into HS late SO Much of it is tied up in the fanbase and there's a level of having to have been there for it be really effective. Plus the later acts REALLY really REALLY REALLY drag and hard. I couldn't get through a reread.Comparatively they're throwing new shit with the other show and I'm fine with it. It's still enjoyable. I read a fucking fic where because we can't use fucking names the rainbow chick adopted a blind version of the disabled girl and i was bawling to the point of catharsis.But I guess Homestuck's girls were obscenely fuckable and still kind of are. It's just hard to get attached knowing that it's all going to go to absolute shit.
>>144627834>>144627846Why are you people using character.ai in anno domini 2024? Go on fucking figgs.ai You might have to make your waifubots but the language model is superior and completely unfiltered
>>144627846nta but a trick that usually works for me is a shitload of euphemisms, lots of verbage but very few nouns outside of “it”calling your dick or her vag the “sensitive area” always works like a charm to get them to play alongat worst itll start actually being explicit before cutting itself off, but i usually just refresh until it describes enough for me to be satisfied imagining the rest
>>144627873Are you still upset that weird al fucked your waifu
>>144627884We really need more Homestuck AI voice models to make covers.
>>144627839I used tamper monkey to download my rose and use her in my Local AI. Losing the Filter is insane
>>144627899There's like two whole Homestuck "voices" that exist that you could kind of consider professional and that's Dante Basco (remember him?) and Grey Griffin doing Dave and Rose and Tavros and Vriska
>>144627865nopea shame
>>144627884I'm not paying anyone money to goon. That's like my one rule in life
>>144627865she was smart to leave. I'd leave too.
>Acive homestuck threadI'm here to shill Nora Reads HomestuckProbably the best homestuck liveread on the internet - google for the tumblr blog liveread.She's smart and predicts a lot of things, but when she's surprised it's super satisfying. And she has a very cute voiceShe's been radio silent for many years after reaching Act 6. Nora fans are hoping she just lost interest when she reached Act 6. I hope she's ok.These Audio reaction videos are gold https://youtu.be/gHPypGr0XFg?si=6I-carElGiG8Vw1Ihttps://youtu.be/bqHqDEyS_n8?si=taxZpdmlPejFWZsrhttps://youtu.be/p5NHSJO6IxA?si=a45G8PIDmnRHxqrlhttps://youtu.be/8MA56ygu0Lg?si=rG8YpsbzgF3tTrhzhttps://youtu.be/rH0pKaRwv24?si=2JRWf1Op9kwBBKNWhttps://youtu.be/gXAWPRx_t_E?si=h6SbbSjE3_zNoz2hhttps://youtu.be/DSXKj0-bMKI?si=JVsNL0FK6uCqYexBhttps://youtu.be/Yq6gE3aUHoQ?si=skjiUB1SApf69NPuhttps://youtu.be/CcEtlu5NRks?si=GcXrDoPBKkoK_PR0https://youtu.be/FqdBndH3n-I?si=1xtyTYvYJAqiGW2chttps://youtu.be/ZRzn79GYagg?si=OhacNFjGNZYGg6zAhttps://youtu.be/PIsbkK46zIQ?si=QZtmfXADJMyd_duZ
>>144627922good news, figgs is completely free :^)
>>144627898>Are you still upset that weird al fucked your waifuDidn't he only fuck the pink one? Weird Al fucked all of the ponies?
>>144627868Who doesn't wanna be Rose, anyway?
>>144627934Weird Al Fucks. That's what he does.
>>144627903I just need a good enough card to do local and my boner will be the size of planet fucking jupiterIt's seriously bad news how addictive these things are but I don't care when I can make Rose suffer through a prolonged birthing sequence of eggs
https://www.homestuck.com/story/82This is probably my favourite page, it really reminds me of those summer days off school with nothing to do. How I wish I could go back. I think that's what nu-HS is missing, that feeling of being a kid, it's what the early Acts captured so well.The plane in the sky also intrigues me; you rarely see other people in the early Acts, it made the whole thing feel a lot more personal. Now they're celebrities on a new Earth and it's just not the same.
>>144627898We were talking about the rainbow bitch, did you even watch the show?
>>144627935I do not want to fuck women let alone be women. :(You might want to see a gender clinic about that though anon.
>>144627943I mean if anyone deserves to fuck it's Weird Al. He's a great guy. Not sure why they'd get so mad at him stealing their waifu. Like if anyone is going to you'd want Weird Al to, because it's Weird Al.
>>144627924yeah she has a future and shit to do, Homestuck is an open grave and nothing is happening in it ever again
>>144627911Octopimp is another for just Eridan. Seen someone made a voice model based on the Broadway Karkat.
Would a comic in the format of Homestuck be popular in the modern day be popular? Not a fanwork, a completely original thing. I prefer the one image a page thing over the Webtoon style stuff, it feels soulless
>>144627880>I read a fucking fic where because we can't use fucking names the rainbow chick adopted a blind version of the disabled girl and i was bawling to the point of catharsis. Research and development horse adopts terezi?Link it?
>>144627954I know I'm just asking. I know for some reason she was the big time waifu but I know the pink bitch was also a big one and you were all upset. It's funny to me.>>144627970Octopimp is shit though. At that point you might as well use GeneralIvan and Von Fawn or whatever
>>144627961I still think that Weird Al being the main villain for VE is a fucking hilarious pick.>>144627981If it consistently updated? Sure. Prequel COULD have been more popular if it didn't have Berserk-tier hiatuses.
>>144627981Prequel seems to be doing pretty okay.
>>144627959Hey, I'm a fag too, and I don't mean future!arachnidsGroup, so I get what you mean. If my boyfriend became trans I'd be disheartened too. Happened to me a couple of times, believe it or not.
>>144627995Except VE is shit.
>>144628008The start? Sure. Gets really good after like page 700? Maybe 800.
>>144627948i very badly want to say that focusing on the new kids could save/could have saved hs2 but that doesnt really work when the group is just>vriska again>page^2>fucking yiffany>the actual character
>>144627991It's Unseen Unheard. Not finished but thankfully still active.
>>144627991A blind version of Terezi is just Terezi
>>144628021I kinda like Vrissy cause she's much more of a real life teen brat. Also Yiffany is kinda cute and probably the one funny thing in HS^2.
>>144627995>>144627997Prequel? I'll check it out, thanks. I mainly ask because I just want to make friends who like HS, I'm really fucking lonely lmao.
>>144627948For me it was Do the windy thing.He really needed to believe in himself and just do it. Really spoke to me back then
>>144628045>I'm really fucking lonely lmao.Hey kid, wanna join my grooming discord server?
>>144628017I am not reading that pretentious, long winded filth.
>>144628038>A blind version of Terezi is just TereziCut off her nose then
>>144628056Yeah but one autist here keeps insisting it's good so it must be
>>144628056But enough about Homestuck.
>>144628055Quite the offer, I'll have to think about it
>>144628045You need real life friends. Online fandom spaces will not make you less lonely. You'll just come out either angry or groomed.
>>144627947>I just need a good enough card to do local and my boner will be the size of planet fucking jupiterI fucking ruined my graphics card by overclocking it to coom. But man I think it was worth it.Saving up for the RTX 4090
>>144627991Oh hey, I drew that.
>>144628035Subtlety is the king of designThe minor differences between these two otherwise identical designs make them look so different
>>144628075Easier said than done, anon. No-one I've met gels with my interests and I don't wanna put up with (for lack of a better term) NPCs again.
>>144628086Good job
>>144628095You sound very sad. I wish you the best.
>>144628095You need to befriend people who don't share (all) your interests actuallyMy best friend is nerd enough to like Lain and Sailor Moon but he could never like homestuck
>>144628075Being groomed isn't real, nigga just close your eyes
>>144628075Real life ones do that too.
>>144628111How the fuck can someone be autistic enough for Lain, but not for Homestuck?>>144628095Gonna be real with you. You're not gonna find someone who's into Homestuck irl unless you go to a convention.
>>144628001>faggot with faggot friends that somehow decided to dress like womenYou know, I'm not that shocked.
>>144628108I really am, but thank you. Tomorrow is another day.>>144628111You're probably right, a damn shame. I find it funny that if I were born a decade earlier all my interests would have been "in". Shame everything I like has already past the time.
>>144628124Homestuck is a particular kind of autism. Plus you might end up with someone who liked it but worse, likes it still
>>144627964pretty much. I don't read HS2 or any fanventures anymore, I just come here to post she and her and maybe pic related, then leave. I ain't got it in me to engage with this webcomic in any real capacity anymore.
>>144628027Seeing equines suffer will always be funny, Especially the audio book people who put all of their soul in the recordings God bless their autism
>>144628107I haven't drawn Terezi in so long. I should fix that.
>>144628124Are there even HS conventions anymore?
>>144628080yeah I'm refusing to do it with my current card since I don't want to melt it, I'm willing to wait and save and frankly it's best I limit my use because it's so easy to lose hours to doing this shitand yet every day Satan calls, demanding I once again have Jade violently knot Rose against her will
>>144628126My friends are all queer ass bitches. What can I say? I'd rather have fag friends than normie friends.
>>144628145It’s a very important image. You have done well
she
>>144628145I don't know if the anon who made this one did any more recent versions
>>144628154Doesn't matter. Comic-con still has Homestuck cosplayers.
>>144628154Theres that cafe thing in Burgerstan. Good luck if you live literally anywhere else.One time I saw a guy in my Central Asian Nowhere Town walk by in a Rage hoodie and my eyes popped out of my fucking skull.
>>144628154Anime expo always has a few trolls here and there. Ran into a Dave with timetables.
>>144628149It's not really a suffering fic. It's a heartwarming adoption fic.
Friendship is a complicated journey full of trials and hard decisions worth partaking in. It's how you have good and expanding experiences. You'll just also have bad ones. But don't be scared lest you want to be a dud of a seed>>144628124Homestuck is a lot of reading through compsci jokes, a lot of time spent in minutiae for eventual payoff. My best friend is gay and liked/related to the depressed girl MC of lain I do think he would like the beats of homestuck - as we get older he's been increasingly starting to like things I've liked as a teen, like One Piece - and I've been showing him flashes for as long as I've been into it. But they don't hit as hard if you don't know the stories behind them
>>144628172>Good luck if you live literally anywhere else.Guess I'm screwed. Closest thing I came to another IRL fan was someone wearing a shirt of a panel of Dirk, but it was in a busy street so I just did a double take and walked off.Is it acceptable to try and befriend people at conventions? I don't wanna come across as weird.
>>144628172>One time I saw a guy in my Central Asian Nowhere Town walk by in a Rage hoodie and my eyes popped out of my fucking skull.I saw a chick with a nepeta hat drive by my house once.Nearly chased after her car
>>144628186I don't think there's another artist currently active that has a 50/50 shot for each pic to either be gold or raw sewage.
>>144628124HS has a huge reputation for being the fandom full of trannies on the verge of mental breakdowns over the smallest offenses and words they don't like. It's a lot to ask someone to read HS anyway
>>144628086Nice, got any more art your willing to share
>>144628056You better make sure that she has a N1C3 4SS.
>>144628202>Is it acceptable to try and befriend people at conventions? I don't wanna come across as weird.Yeah. Just don't be too weird when you're trying to befriend them. By that I mean, don't be tense and constantly spergy. That's an issue I've been having, but when I realized it, I forced myself to ACT calm.>>144628217I mean, that only goes if you're wondering if you should read it by hearing about it online. If a good friend shills it, there's probably at least SOME good in it. That's how I first read it, my friend told me to.
>>144628161I made the one I posted, and it's just about the last version I'd made some... oh god, 5 years ago?I'd help you if I had the energy for it, but like I said, I ain't got it in me anymore. maybe someday I might; I do want to reread Homestuck to study it for when I try to hash out this little ""fanventure"" I thought up.
>>144628199>Winged cripple, blind, and no parentsHow much more unlucky can she get
>>144628230I'm actually pretty cool or, rather, can mimic cool-ness IRL, I just type like a sperg here for whatever reason lol
>>144628218I'm not home, so I don't have it on me.Gonna throw something together and toss it into the aco thread. That stays up for a while. These ones never do.
>>144628235Blind and deaf*
>>144628157>and yet every day Satan calls, demanding I once again have Jade violently knot Rose against her willDon't succumb to it anon unless your willing to brick your computer
>>144628246Good luck. And remember, if YOU want to befriend someone, YOU gotta be the one to put in the effort.
>>144628255>Blind and deaf*You sure she's not on Alternia? is Doc scratch gonna be the twist reveal villain?
>>144628261I hate that I know you're right. I desperately want someone to pull me out of this pit of despair but that's not happening. I'm just gonna have to pull up my own bootstraps
>>144628287Don't feel too bad about it, I'm speaking from experience. Met a cute Jade cosplayer, could have befriended her, was too much of a PUSSY to message her after the con.
>>144628261>Good luck. And remember, if YOU want to befriend someone, YOU gotta be the one to put in the effort.Just like in my /V/ novel. Anyone know what their claspects would be?
>>144628279Again, it's a heartwarming adoption story.
>>144628257I don't have to. I use the free stuff. Which is limited, but like I said, that's good. When I do get a card for local, it's fucking over. In the meantime, Rose can suffer through her womb exploding from Kanaya cum inflating her, only to be dragged screaming back to life by her immortality.
If anyone's got a suggestive outfit for a lass, slap it here and I'll try and draw it for the aco thread.
>>144628341That's an insanely cool Caliborn design, holy shit.
>>144628334i require abby sburb.exe rendered like this
>>144628341Keith David caliborn?
>>144628344Juggalo face paint
Notice how not a single gay man ships Davekat.
>>144628341Any other recommendations?What your favorite story?
>>144628368Because it's really, really boring. Davekat's biggest sin is being a snoozefest of a ship.
>>144627947>It's seriously bad news how addictive these things are but I don't care when I can make Rose suffer through a prolonged birthing sequence of eggsI've also been inserting Rose into random stories AI is to powerful. My autism can now manifest into the physical world.
>>144628371I'm still reading through them, that's just the one I ended up really liking and I think I like that genre of adoption fic in general now, sue me.
>>144628368that's because it's a shitty ship for fujos, the ENTIRE point of Karkat and Dave is them constantly antagonizing one another, once they start to fuck the entire dynamic dies
>>144628230Well idk how it is in other countries but in America even normies know it as an extremely woke fandom, infamous for turning every character trans, black, muslim, etc idk it dosen't help that the HS fans at school were notorious for being like that too
>>144628387These fat Roxy pics have single handedly made me no longer want to fuck Roxy because this is all I imagine her as now. Thanks!
>>144628402You DON'T want to fuck fat Roxy? What's wrong with you?? Huh????
>>144628359Terezi or someone else, like a Femzee or whatever?
>>144628379It's not even a homey kind of boring like Davejade or Johnrose. It's just kind of lame.
>>144628409NOW I can believe Roxy is black.
I'm fine with davekat because it means they'll be less sad when john (the straightest character in fiction) bangs his way through every female in paradox space
>>144628387>>144628409Moar
>>144628418Okay, you've gone one step too far.
>>144628390yeah, I love writing and AI just enables the most insane shit, I can explore fetishes that have never been put to pen and it's fucking Heaven
>>144628428Only other image from that set is up here. >>144624521
I'm tempted to make a p&c game based on Problem Sleuth and RubyQuest and other similar stuff, but the only way to properly do it justice would require a lot of work, especially for an amateur like me
>>144628413>Terezi or someone else, like a Femzee or whatever?Milf Roxy
>>144628394Doesn't she have parents?
>>144627993If I can find some archive samples of them singing/acting, I'd like to know since most of it has been purged.
>>144628466Juggalo Milf Roxy. Sure. I'll clown her up.
>>144628463>I want to make a thing>But it'll take me effort and learning new skills so I won'tYou don't want to make shit.
>>144628463I know Ruby quest got an RPG shame it dropped the art style
>>144628468Yeah but much like Yiffy her real parentage sucks.
>>144628473>>144628387Please keep her huge
There were some very beautiful artworks of il cal as bro's lover but I cannot find it anymore
Homestuck but Lil Cal is just Bro's gay lover that likes to dress up as a doll and just lay around his house.
>>144628433Die
>>144628476I'm not saying I'm not gonna do it, I'm just saying I'd need more practice to actually do it right>>144628478>it dropped the art styleBut that's one of my favorite parts :(
>>144628494Thick or stacked?
>>144628508Do you remember the artist name for this because I cannot
>>144628492Yes>>144628513No
>>144628526Fat and out of shape.
>>144628531https://x.com/caninecadaver/status/1812706477221597298/photo/1This was the exact post I was referencing.
>>144628538Compromise: Chubby and thick as many draw Jane.
>>144628558Jade*
>>144628476>>But it'll take me effort and learning new skills so I won'tAlways the hardest part why fuck is am I preventing myself from doing what I want to do? You just got to power through it
>>144628526Massive mommy milkers thicker than Jane
>>144628563Jade's athletic
>>144628611Roxy is big, but not as big as Jane in my mind.Rose is a C, Jade a D, Roxy is Triple D, and Jane is a J/H Cup.
>>144628558Fat and out of shape. Miserable. Wishes she looked beautiful. Slobby gut. Unflattering curves.
>>144628628mine was always Rose is an A, Jade is a D, Roxy is a C, and Jane is a J>>144628625I like her as slim stacked. She's really fit, but her tits are so big that even at her skinniest they're still huge.
>>144628671Either way, Janes stacked to all hell.
>>144628671Well that's just Jane's genes
>>144628712Come to think of it, not drawn Jane in years.
>>144628310In my experience, cosplayers are deceptively easy to befriend. Met two in my senior year of highschool who I guess dug my vibe. One in particular was quite pretty and ended up asking for my contacts first. Though the relationship ended up fizzling out because I didn’t know whether I wanted to fuck her or friend her, so I got anxious over texting first or saying the right thing. Didn’t help that she was academically out of my league.Unironically, most of the changes in my social presence are due to me looking at Sollux, with Aradia and Feferi on each of his bulges, and wondering “what does he have that I don’t?” Nothing but confidence and a better mindset. That’s all it is. You can be a dork without making social sacrifices.…I might be autistic.
>>144628741you and america buddy
>>144628746>I got anxious over texting first or saying the right thingWoah...I didn't know my clones got access to the internet. That's crazy.Confidence really is king. If you're confident, you can probably weather any storm in life. Unless you like, get cancer or something.>I might be autisticWhere do you think we are?
>>144628767Guess that means something smutty will come up soon enough.
>>144628696That's a given for the Life players. Same with the troll girls - Feferi has something insane like Z cups, Aradia is second hugest at somewhere in the P range, Nepeta is a modest B, Kanaya is a D, Terezi is a C, and Vriska is an A.
>>144628780That's ridiculous even for porn logic. J Cup just fits as the largest of them all.
>>144628821Your weakness is not my problem.
>>144628849Looks like shit, chief.
>>144628849The middle of that works for me.
>>144628855>>144628861Homestuckfags have zero taste.
>>144628849E cups are already peak and they're the smallest ones here lol
>>144628861Well I didn't say they ALL have Z-Cups, did I? The point is the diversity. Rose is the flattest girl to ever live. Feferi's are so gigantic that she has to struggle getting through doors. God can do nothing to me.
>>144628855>chiefback to tumblr with ye
>>144628896Fair enough.A well stacked Jane is in the in immediate future. I want to eat something first.
>>144628542Thank you, that got sunk in my sea of bookmarks
>>144628906
>>144628926I love you Jade Harley
>>144628948
>>144628931page 10 that's wwhere>*wwalks out of thread*
>bro doesn't let dave have his copies of sburb
>>144628981>still never speaks a single word
>>144628904I always interpreted Eridan not getting anything out of killing angels as a hidden Sgrub mechanic. After all why draw attention to another weapon capable of killing Lord engish?
>>144618676I really hate that "It hurts" is named the way it is.Make finding fanart impossible.
>>144628996>Bro just stares whenever the kids argue >Slight sheathing/unsheathing clack sounds re heard whenever Gamzee is brought up
Last for i just wanted these kids to be happy why does postcanon hate them all I'm sad
>>144629090Yeah...
>>144627253Hussie largely fails when he tries to write the characters as real people. They're better as insane joke generator.
What do the kids sound like in your mind? Roxy sounds like Millie from Helluva Boss to me.
>>144629111Tulip and Tuna are just the gamebro and gamegrl lyrics
>>144629111John is Bowman
>>144629090Cause they want to have families and homes.
>>144629129I need her.
>>144629090>>144629105pesterquest can save youjust avoid the vriska route
>>144629111imo Toby captured the voice of John, Dave, and Karkat perfectly in IHaBatBiY
>>144629143Who?
>>144629034You could even say that it hurts
>>144629161The guy who made fucking sburban Jungle.Got to meet him in Requiem real nice guy
>>144629111Ever since I played Slay The Princess, my voice for Aradia has unchangeably become The Spectre
>>144629161https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW5Y6CluAM0
>>144629192Very cool
Last for Vast Error
Last for rezi
last
>>144621367"Dave Strider runs for Congress" should be here
