Yesterday Spider-Man and Puma shared a spirit quest, and Edward defeated Vermin while Spider-Man punched out Helmut ZemoToday I have a feeling we're going to talk about a very important subject>previous threadshttps://pastebin.com/GW2feEGP
That pastebin is getting real dang longAnon, tell me if either of those plugins I linked yesterday worked with desuarchive
>>144628693So each decade has its own book, the 60s amazing, the 70s spectacular, the 80s have web of and the 90s have adjectiveless, what’s the book of the 2000s?
>>144628752Ultimate?
You've smashed more than your share of water towers, wallcrawler
>>144628744>>144628734I can already tell imma like this issue
>>144628763That’s certainly the most popular, but I’m trying to think of one for 616, only one I can think of is friendly neighborhood. But that hasn’t even hit 50 issues after two volumes
>>144628804So far it's got a sprinkle of that guest writer PSA charm, but we'll see how heavy handed it gets
Elmo is definitely off his medsBut this is the early 90s, no one was on meds yet
>>144628823I don’t mind a psa every now and again, it’s better to cram it into an issue or two a year rather than make every single arc something like it. Though the shading on the swinging spidey at the beginning was pretty sweet
>>144629068Jesus, Elmo's actually crazy.
It's not letting me post pictures :(
>>144629238The Jews did this bump
Let me storytime!
>>144629372>>144629238What kind of errors are you getting? Connection timeouts?
>>144629411Yeah, just the regular ol' connection error
Well it appears I have used my giant brain and fixed the problem
Spider-Man showing cyclists their due amount of respect
Some one get this kid some help
>>144629571>my name is spider-man and this is jackasshttps://youtu.be/23aaanf_pn4?si=6aeTGKGh-Sy-GlGU
>>144629709Sheesh, first Edward, now this twerp.
>>144629668Random people keep trying to pick a fight with Spidey. JJJ would kill to see this. Now where's Parker with those damn pictures?
>>144629698Any other woman and they'd be loving this.
>>144629508is this a very special episode of Spider-Man?
>>144629739...A Honeymooners reference? Here?
I don't think we've ever seen two people simultaneously volunteer for this
Pretty snap ending on this, I wouldn't have minded one more page of dénouement
Real life problems of today's modern villain
It *is* about time everyone started trading in their leotards for leather jackets
Heh
>vizier>that faceYeah. Okay.
So does everyone know there's a new Thor?
>>144629911Kid's lucky this isn't a Punisher comic.
>>144629924>crush me mommy
Is Eric always this much of a bungler?He goofed up every single interaction he had today
>>144630221You'd think Peter would realize how silly it is for him to assume the worst of other superheroes before hearing them out. Oh well. Heroes gotta fight heroes.
Ooh Spidey's serving him the full Titania special
>>144630292Spider-Man and Thor fighting each other like a couple of bozos and Creel is about to get laid. Some guys get all the luck.
>>144630323>cliche-ridden fight scene is straight out of an old comic bookAnd in to the then current one.
>>144630341oh no are they going to break up?
Does Spidey get paid as a reserve?
>>144630341You may not realize it but this is foreplay.
No one in this book likes each other.Friggin' Spider-man and Creel might have the highest opinions of each other right now
>>144630359I don't want to see the absorbing man having sex
>one of 'ems in a wheelchairIn case you couldn't tell this was the early 90s
>>144629441Dear lord! That'll kill him Peter!!!
Hah!
>>144630382And to think Masterson wanted to get Peter's autograph.
I'll throw in a bonus story today before the last one
>>144630413I guess you could say that comics and cartoons were wheelchair accessible back then.
>>144629911This was the best Adjectiveless story we've had.
>>144630561Carlos' cousin!
>>144629916Okay, NOW we see Materson as Thor. We've seen a lot of him before he became a hero, but here we finally are.
>>144630489Creel is an ugly and dumb asshole. And he deserves his abusive lover. What a weirdly wholesome couple.
Now this is a heck of a pull
>>144629989>I've seen worseOh god, this is the man who has to clean up after She-Hulk has a one night stand.
>>144630489i love a happy ending.
Where's Gloria?
>>144630662It's been so long since we've seen the Bugle cast, it's no surprise the writers and artists forgot them too.
>>144630695am pressing f11 and nothing is happening
Now for our actual final book for the evening
>>144630170No? Maybe? I know back in the Infinity Gauntlet he was trying to make sure that no one knew he was a different Thor. I don't think that kind of error would be made in his own book, so I guess the cat's out of the bag now?I need to read this run someday.
This comic book is brought to you in part by Dragon Quest. Not that one.
The colour gradient in that last panel stands out to me
>>144630728Oh damn magister, are you going to pay the new DND game?
Okay, 4chan is starting to reject all my picturesThis is getting annoying
Oh boy, I can't wait to sit down with all my friends and enjoy an exciting game of DRAGON QUEST™
>>144630878I think the artist got their Peters confused in panel 2. Looking kinda Venkman there.
I've been on the internet too longThat look says someone is gonna get /ss/'d
Man the invention of the wireless earpiece can not come fast enough for these two. Just something to let them vent to each other when he steps out
Hey readers, go read a different Spider-book!
>>144631036It has been a while since infidelity was teased.
>>144631069And anons wonder why /ss/ is so popular here.
I'll close this out with one last page of DRAGON QUEST™So that was nice seeing Spidey tackle a real street level street problem with no gimmickry or crossovers. That Thor book left me kinda cold on Eric though
>>144631175Thanks for storytiming, Magister!
>>144631175thanks for dumping.
>>144631175Magister 1v1 me at dragon quest, final destination no items
>>144631110what happened to the alien kid
>>144631481You'll see him again tomorrow
>>144630221Pretty much yeah, his whole Thunderstrike run was him screwing up and getting beat up by people.
>>144631175Thanks magister
>>144630984That's not my Dragon Quest!
