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07/24/24(Wed)00:51:20 No.144632739

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What would be the most effective way to troll him if you were Superman?

Anonymous
07/24/24(Wed)00:53:11 No.144632754

Anonymous 07/24/24(Wed)00:53:11 No.144632754

>>144632739
Somehow deprogram his loyal followers, The Female Furies, Granny, Kalibak, etc, and have them turn over a new leaf one by one

Anonymous
07/24/24(Wed)00:53:44 No.144632761

Anonymous 07/24/24(Wed)00:53:44 No.144632761

>>144632754
the wholesome ntr way

Anonymous
07/24/24(Wed)01:00:08 No.144632806

Anonymous 07/24/24(Wed)01:00:08 No.144632806

>>144632739
Ask mr prep time, the lanterns, Amazons, New God, etc to gather up all the protection I need to make me immovable to him. Wait until he leaves Apokolips then Boom Tube to their and sit in his chair. Not so nice now fucker is it.

Anonymous
07/24/24(Wed)01:00:09 No.144632807

Anonymous 07/24/24(Wed)01:00:09 No.144632807

>>144632739
rape

Anonymous
07/24/24(Wed)01:01:10 No.144632818

Anonymous 07/24/24(Wed)01:01:10 No.144632818

>>144632739
Fuck his daughter and all the Furies.

Anonymous
07/24/24(Wed)01:04:16 No.144632844

Anonymous 07/24/24(Wed)01:04:16 No.144632844

ask him to get ice cream with you

Anonymous
07/24/24(Wed)01:08:35 No.144632886

Anonymous 07/24/24(Wed)01:08:35 No.144632886

>>144632739
Just live my best life and thwart anything he throws at earth. Darkseid acts smug and confident, but deep down he's seething because for whatever reason he just can't conquer Earth. It's that easy.