>The two of you are the most dangerous men on the planet.>Everyone lives because you simply haven't decided to kill them."A psychotic clown and a deranged man dressed up in a bat themed costume.
>>144637042You know, maybe Batman would have been better off as something separate from the rest of DC. You know, like how anons keep saying that X-Men should exist in a separate universe from the rest of Marvel? Like that.
>>144637077X-Men fit perfectly in Marvel though.
>>144637042>the two most dangerous men on the planet are a rich dude who throws batshaped boomerangs at people and a guy with acid burns>not the dudes who can shoot lasers from their eyes, run faster than light, can fly, move planets with a pinky or construct anything their imagination allows them to. Who wrote this shit?
>>144637042who cares, comics are dead. worry about your finances in 2025 and the fall of america instead of a fucking digital drawing
>>144637110They really don't, especially nowadays.
>>144637042Batwank is the worst kind of wank.
>>144637042Yes. Do we have a problem?
>>144637339>BatwankAin't wank when he's the strongest.
>>144637408*shoots joker*
>>144637478>shoots you first
>>144637122Zdarsky, whose entire run has been embarrassing batwank from beginning to end at the expense of every other character in the DCU.
>>144637110Maybe if people weren't getting on their knees to suck off the rest of the super human population in marvel. Or at the very least keep all of the x-men's activities on the other side of the world.
>>144637572You do understand that drama is essential for storytelling, right? It's why Marvel has twice the market share DC has.
>>144637134>turd-worlder shill demoralizationKill yourself.
>>144637681>shillYou keep repeating that word. I don't think you know what it means.
>>144637712>y-you don't know what it meansGo get cancer already, "human" garbage shill.
>>144637722Shill means somebody who's trying to sell you something. A person who's trying to do the opposite BY DEFINITION cannot be a shill.
>>144637042Won't compensate for how much he gets bitched on by WB.He got his ass kicked by Robin and Beyond in those shitty Tomorrowverse movies btw.
>>144637408Funny how people care about some literal who scan, when you have fucking superpowered beings in the latest Crisis movie calling Lex the supreme leader. With Joker being apart of it.
>>144637339I will take Batman wank over fagwing wank anytime.
>>144637767I'm begging you to hold onto as much of your hard earned cash as possible.
Aiieeee window don't hurt me!!!!
>>144637783That I agree with especially after reading AT spoilers.
>>144637787I'm begging you to go die for your masters.Actually no, "begging" something as pathetic as you are doesn't feel right. I'm ordering you.
>>144637767That's not what the word means you imbecile. A shill is a person who's trying to make you buy some concrete thing with money. Own up to your mistakes and learn from them.
>>144637799What did they do now?
>>144637815>I'M TOTALLY NOT A SHILLMy only mistake is not bashing your fucktarded skull in with a hammer. Hopefully that will be soon corrected, turd-worlder.
>>144637679Drama has nothing to do with why the lay man hates x and sucks off y when both look and function virtually the same.Marvel has twice the market share because of movies and everything but its comic products. Which is actually ironic to bring up as x-men are separated in almost every media but the comics.Prior to the movies marvel was pretty much in the dump and was why they were whoring out their properties to begin with.
>>144637825Apparently, Dick is "da leader!" who stood up while the rest of older veteran heroes are too incompetent to do so.
POOO POOOOPEEEEPEEEEEEDOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOO
GETDUNKEDOOOOOOOONBITCH
>>144637122Super hero nerds.
>>144638395No wonder they get outsold by manga and Dogman.....LOL. No one read it either, so it's a waste of paper and ink. Sad!
>>144637499>has a coyote gagok that's funny
I can't even find amusing, it's such bad writing that is just cringe.
>>144637042NOT WHEN I SHIFT INTOMAXIMUM OVERWANK
>>144637522Public Domain is amusing but I have no confidence he's going to stick the landing. Zdarsky's building a narrative off of numerous coincidences in a world where comic books are still a thriving industry just from sales alone. It's not terrible but Chip's a better artist than writer.
>>144637679Marvel has twice the number of titles, that never hurts.
>>144638770Proof?
>>144637042Patiently waiting for the day we see Batman and Joker kiss.
>>144637442Yeah, this is what I'm talking about. Nothing on that page makes sense.
>>144638770they have twice the titles because they can afford to
Awful.
>>144637764Lex Luthor is a criminal mastermind and billionaire, and has enough technological and scientific knowledge to make up for his lack of inherent powers. He regularly trades blows with Superman himself in his warsuit after all. He is way more dangerous than all of the Gotham rogues combined.
So what's the highest level of Batwankery you guys find acceptable and can tolerate?
I HATE BATWANK
>>144640883I am okay with him fighting Superman, but here are the caveats: he has to use every tool in his arsenal, and he has to be constantly on the ropes. If Superman gets a fraction of a second at full power, the fight is over. He should use kryptonite and red sun lamps and power armor and STILL be struggling, because it's fucking Superman. Batman is peak HUMAN. He shouldn't be able to solo the Justice League under any circumstances.
>>144637042I hate big 2
>>144637042Zdarsky is literally retarded. The most dangerous man on Earth is Superman. Superman could destroy the planet without really trying and we are only free because he wants to help people more than he wants to enslave them.
>>144637442>Batman throws smoke bomb at Flash>Flash punches him before it hits the ground>Batman throws smoke bomb at Flash>Flash goes behind smoke bomb>Batman throws smoke bomb at Flash>Flash does arm tornadoes>Batman throws smoke bomb at Flash>Flash runs circles around it>Batman throws smoke bomb at Flash>Flash catches itThere's five possible outcomes that are more likely than this stupid bullshit. Don't even get me started on Wonder Woman.
>>144637408>he has a rock>they are an army of people with superpowersWhoever wrote this should have been fired on the spot.
>>144637499>kicking>a gorilla>under any circumstances>let alone GroddThis person should also have been fired.
>>144641763Well, he was defeated like a chimp multiple times by Batman.
>>144641961He lets Batman win because unlike Bruce, Superman feels actual love for humanity, his friends and his family. Superman is an actual hero and Batman is a creepy masturbator with a God complex.
BAT. MAN. IS. KING.
>>144641054I look like and say this.
>>144641763>comics>matteringBruce gets fucked in the ass so badly by mainstream, why do you think Batfags are overly aggressive? Not to mention their countless losses and deaths which they will ignore and act like it doesn’t exist. You have a 200+ million video of Superman shitting on everyone from that stupid Synder movie and you care about a shitty comic from a company who no one is reading? It’s amazing how unaware of the Superman wank is online yet casuals aka normal people can see it from a mile away. It’s like with two different worlds of awareness.
>>144637408>OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE THE JOKER HAS A ROCK WE'RE DOOMED AAHHHHJHHH
>>144637042Can someone post that meme where it’s like cutting off’s jokers arm’s and legs strapping him to a bed and making him watch like Nickelodeon? That shit always makes me laugh
>>144641803Bill Willingham of Fables.
>>144637408>D-DID HE JUST FUCKING MURDER SOMEONE WITH A FUCKING ROCK!? MY FELLOW SUPERPOWERED MURDERERS, I DON'T KNOW HOW WE CAN STOP HIM!!!
>>144637042This is true, though. See Batman Who Giggles
>>144637077Part of him works better, other part of him falls flat.Just add a few more vigilants and people with powers but nothing crazy, in the full DC universe to make batman work the wank needs to be far too severe to take it seriously.
>>144638836Same here anon
>>144637572DC is having an event right now about normal people beating animal man to death in the street.
Put the Joker in 616 Marvel without his usual absurd plot armor and wank. How long does he survive?
>>144637408>Cheetah killed and ate people during this time period>Phobia was a ltieral sadist and got off on torturing guys during this time periodWhy would either of them be afraid of Joker
>>144641774Flash should win every fight he's in except against other speedsters but that would be boring so writers make him lose in stupid ways.
>>144637042Who keeps spamming this? Is this a payed shill?
>>144644455I'LL TAKE 10
>>144637408There has to be at least one person in that crowd that had enough super-toughness that a rock literally cannot hurt them. I mean, Clayface is right fucking there. Why the hell is CLAYFACE scared? No number of bullets, rocks, or falls is a threat to him. He's made of mud. He'll just shlorp back together.
>>144640883I want the max Batwank Brucegod. I want The Batman Who Laughs, but not Jokerfied. A Bruce Wayne who uses his knowledge of the multiverse to become the ultimate Batgod with a utility belt full of crazy magic artifacts and multiverse tech that makes JLU Lex kneel. And then he uses that to defeat the multiversal Justice League without killing them. Not because he's gone evil, but to make sure they don't get too cocky and learn to prepare for next level threats like him in the future. And then he loses to the main earth Batman.
>>144637042who cares, everytime I see this nigga in some movie or show he's either dead, getting whooped, or a boring exposition machine. I feel sorry for DC fags sometimes, especially Batfags. Their humilation rituals are so out there they use a useless comic (whose on the brink of collapse) to cope with their poor treatment. And even that doesn't stop the humilation (lynched in detective run).
>>144644632He used to think that way too when Joker used the rock stunt last time, but it turned out he had stolen Clayface-repelling Bat-spray and laced the rock with it.
>>144637408Just. Fucking. Shoot. Him!
>>144637522>zdarsky>batwankzdarsky's batman is fucking pathetic.
