Would you let him move in with you?
yep as long as he's fine with bouncing on my Avian Anal-hilator
>>144647205Welcome back anon
>>144647195only if he doesn't bring along rigby
>>144647195No, twifags are deeply autistic
>>144647195Eh, I'd be cool with it if doesn't bring Regular Show-crap to my life. I don't want to ask him to do the dishes and end up having to fight Drainicus, Demonlord of the sinks or something.
>>144647195Only if he lets me fuck him whenever I want.
>>144647195You wanna know who else wants him to move in?
>>144647195I'm on the verge of homelessness. I've got nowhere for him to stay.
>>144647195I can't see why not, Mordecai is a pretty chill dude. It's Rigby who is explosive jerk dumbass.Actually, he can get pretty jealous if I'll bond with Mordecai and raid my apartment to ruin it or even piss into every bed and tell Mordecai I did it, so he can't stay with me. You could expect anything. On second thought, no, I don't want Mordecai.Pops is my go-to choice.
>>144647195I'd try getting with Margaret
>>144647673MUSCLE MAN IF YOU SAY MY MOM ONE MORE TIME YOUR FIRED!!!
>>144647711this. Fuck Rigby. Dude deserves to be forever alone
>>144647523Either you get killed in a six-second gag, or you get rewritten into being a Russian spy.
>>144647492Only twilight huh? Just them?
>>144648578The individual of the female sex who has birthed me into existence.
>>144648578>THAT'S IT, YOU'RE F-oh, okay.
>>144649154MUSCLE MAN YOU'RE....not fired?
>>144649318I'm glad you understand. Truth is Benson, sir, I joke a lot because of the stress I'm under. Losing my job now would cost me everything, including someone I hold very dear. Medical bills are expensive, you know? But I have to keep going. Because someone I love needs this money...
