Discuss.
>>144624400I still wanna know about the sexy chatbot Lapis from the other thread.
>>144648620She's blue
>>144648620crazy bipolar bitch
>>144648620discuss what?
>>144648731well, you'd be too...
>>144648620Pissflapis!
>>144648620Liked her debut. She was boring when we got to actually know her.
>>144649396wild how they went from this to barnshit
>>144649500Zuke and her consequences have been disastrous for the Lapis enjoyer race
>>144649500>Terraformer alien seriously fucking expected to reach HOMEWORLD with a giant water pillarWas she retarded?
>>144649638She was literally brain (gem) damaged at the time.
Those of you who hate on Lapis, one of the few conventionally attractive looking characters apart from Pearl... can go to hell. Especially disgusting muscle bitch loving Jasper homos and midget fucker pedophiles who like Peridot.So what if Lapis did a dirty on these tumblr reject characters. At the end of the day she is pretty and those two dogfaces are not. Lapis and Pearl (along with Blue Diamond and Blue Pearl) could take a shit on my face and all would be forgiven. Because no one other than defective males and tumblrhams like the deformed and grotesque POC "positive at every body type" freaks like Garnet, Amethyst and Bismuth.
>>144649949It seems a little ridiculous that she would need to have her gem repaired to create water wings when moments before she had single-handedly created a giant column of water and water clones.Also, there is no air in space, what use are the wings other than an initial boost?
Why did the writers let this happen
>>144648620Peridot should cuck her with the two Mean Lapis'.
>>144651260Did Steven piss his pants?
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>>144648620We literally just had a Lapis thread you mongoloid, stop spamming her or you're gonna get us perifag'd. She doesn't deserve that
>>144648620Is she the strongest gem?
>>144651566Curly is my favorite Lapis. I like how she's still on the loose.
>>144651260
Lapiss is for dying alone
>>144652534The curse of immortality
>>144648620Fuck I’m getting pizza tonight
Oh boy a lapiss thread! I love these cause I get to shit on worst gem>>144648838I'd say she's more of a toxic coward bitch>>144649361Based>>144649500>>144649621If Zuke (who's a confirmed lapissnigger) had kept her hands off Peridot and only sidelined lapiss I would have approved of it but she's the one reason Peri also got sidelined>>144651458These ones aren't as repulsive because at least they're not trying to hide that they're toxic barrels of piss so you do you anon>>144651834You're gonna get them what now?>>144651967Strongest at being worst gem>>144652425Kek
>>144652649
Run.
>>144652788I forgot to give opinion on lapiven, now I'm not a Stevidot shipper because I think Steven is too much of a faggot to be allowed to enjoy the greatness of Peridot but I think lapiven is even dumber because she constantly tried to leave Steven to either rape Jasper, go back home or generally be a coward because the diamonds were coming to earth (while Peridot stayed despite being a significantly less powerful gem because she's not a toxic coward) so I imagine the only non-retard use of this ship would be for shotafaggotry but it's usually just self-inserting lapisniggers
>>144652885i knew that this gem was evil
Why is all the porn off-model
>>144652976Why are you asking a stupid question
>>144652976She doesn't have as much of a conventionally attractive body in the show. A conventionally attractive body means big tits and a big ass and lapiss has neither while Peri canonically has large thighs and a decently shaped chest so if you search her on a porn site right now you'll get 50/50 off and on model while lapiss porn images grossly exaggerate her breast and ass size 99% of the time>>144653001Eh, it's not that stupid
>>144648620cute design, awful personality. generally i tend to like bitchy girls but she's like the most boring type.
>>144653051>Eh, it's not that stupidIt is, asking a question like that means you've never seen cartoon porn before.
>>144653056If we're going by cuteness then I feel like you already know which green goblin gem wears that crown>>144653058He's not asking why some porn is off model, he's asking why ALL of the porn is off model. Big difference
>>144653051Bodies are slightly more reasonable, since most everyone wants the waifus they draw to have tits. It's more like how guys like >>144652534 have the character's faces look totally unrecognizable from the source.
>>144653113>most everyone wants the waifus they draw to have tits.If you mean big tits specifically then that's just not true, Peridot is very often drawn with her exact canon features (pic related) and she's the most waifu'd SU character by far, people draw lapiss with grossly exaggerated features because she's become kind of a porn gem (she even fails at that, Peridot has way more porn drawn of her than lapiss) and people who like her are just not very smart, most likely depressed suicidal individuals who can only find joy in cooming to big tiddy goth girls
>>144653113>have the character's faces look totally unrecognizable from the source.You can still tell it's her, stop bitching you little girl
>>144652885Why does it look like she's about to eat me
>>144653268I was just commenting on the part where he said waifufags mostly want their waifu art to have tits but I have to agree with him that the post he's referring to has a lapiss that looks more like White Diamond than anyone else. Big tits/ass is one thing but changing the face too just helps my point even further that she's not really attractive, fanon just gave her attractive features and now people pretend like that's what she looks like
>>144653268The face looks totally wrong, dumbass. She looks more like a character from Mass Effect or Star Wars than from Steven Universe. Swain seems to just particularly suck at drawing chicks with correct faces to their source material.And it's not like there aren't porn artists that can get that right even if the proportions are off:https://xlecx.one/31994-lapis-after-hours.htmlhttps://xlecx.one/31754-trying-new-things.htmlhttps://xlecx.one/8361-lapis-x-steven.htmlhttps://xlecx.one/5013-a-little-lapidot-comic.html
>>144653319Waifu ARTISTS want the waifus they draw to have tits.Now can you please stop pretending to make conversation when you're just looking to dump your folder? One or the other, preferably just shut up while avvyfagging.
>>144653412>Waifu ARTISTS want the waifus they draw to have tits.Wrong, and I just explained that to you yet you refused to reply to that>can you please stop pretending to make conversation when you're just looking to dump your folder?These are all genuine posts about why lapiss is a shit gem, I already said that this is why I came to this thread with my first post, to shit on lapiss because that's the most fun thing to do with lapiss threads>One or the other, preferably just shut up while avvyfaggingThis thread needs some healing from lapissniggers and their shit waifu, I'm doing my part in making that happen by posting an actual good gem
I'm not posting on this thread until the spammer fucks off
>>144653552Ok, well you just did exactly that but you probably weren't gonna contribute anything of value and were just going to post more lapiss anyway so I don't really care
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>>144653687The art IS cute I guess, I won't go after Stevidot enjoyers since it's just my opinion that Steven gives off a faggy vibe especially for not immediately fucking Peridot in the gem drill while lapiss being shit is just a fact
>>144651963;.;
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>>144653781Lol this one I actually like, again the art itself is often very cute
>>144653781Holy based
>>144653824
Terrible that most of these pics have Steven in them. I'll have to start paying people to edit these with someone else.
>>144653051Gotta admit that green ass is better than blue ass
>>144653890I also hate how that chubby little fuck is in most of the lewd artwork too
>>144653882This one isn't as good, it has spinel which I feel like is another lapiss with more mental disorders but without the cowardice and connie which I don't really care about but she's a pajeet so naturally repulsive
>>144653932steven will heal her in the next season
>>144653890>>144653917I agree, instead of Steven I would much prefer Anon instead>>144653903lapiss has no ass anon, she's only given an ass in porn drawings. Peridot is canonically thick
I mean peri is better than lapis, but what's with the lapis hate from peri bros?
>>144653393>Swain seems to just particularly suck at drawing chicks with correct facesThey've gotten better.
>>144653953That's good then, maybe I can get behind that since she'd just be a normal white girl>>144653963>instead used twiceSorry for that
>>144653963sorry but only steven is allowed to fuck peridot, he is trying to heal her autism licking her pussy
>>144653965lapiss along with a notorious lapissnigger named Zuke are the main reasons why Peridot got sidelined. Besides that she is pretty much the most toxic cowardly gem out there who broke Peridot's tape recorder even though it was her most valued possession and she wanted to give it as a gift to her. She's really easy to hate when you consider all the shit she did
>>144653984>Preggo PeriNow that is what I like to see
>>144653963I find it funny that some gems are sometimes portrayed as even taller than an adult human male in some nsfw art with an anon lol, speaking from personal experience
>>144654075Which gems specifically? Also isn't Lapis around 6 feet tall or more?
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>>144649638>>144649949She was desperate and seemed to know it wouldn’t actually work
>>144654292Nice
>>144654022I mean you aren't wrong but she got good design, and yeah in a attempt to make a deep abuse victim they made a asshole abuser. It's why I like art of Peri topping and being a bullydom/small dom. But still I think her design is cute and it's just that peri and spinel are the only characters that are remotely likeable from the series besides maybe maybe Amethyst and she's on the fence as she basically is a schizo and slob asshole who cares for basically no one.
>>144653890>>144653917Huzzah, some men of quality
>>144648731da ba de da ba doo
>>144654339i licked and it stinks
>>144654075>>144654093people just like women who are taller than them, it's a type of fetish
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>>144654359I mean if you like just her design that's ok but that doesn't change how she's a toxic unlikeable bitch which is exactly why she's hated. That's the answer to the original question, more specifically for Perichads she is hated for breaking Peridot's most valuable possession, playing part in sidelining her, leaving Earth without caring whether Peridot would get killed by the diamonds or not and generally not deserving Peridot despite Peri being forced into the god awful ship by a lapissnigger>>144654459>>144654479Keep em going, this thread is being healed
>>144654498i am trying to organize all the arts by gem right now. i have too few of peridot
>>144654519Let's fix that. Have some of minehttps://mega.nz/folder/V1dCjQBI#6YZEYhSnvvZJIgbMRp3ZeQ
>>144653963>Peridot is canonically thickYeah, why'd they do that?
>>144654555She's a shortstack, also checked and based
>>144654553thanks, it's kinda have because i have many arts that have steven + the character, so i have to choose in which folder the image will be
>>144654598No problem, those are all Peri
>>144654598
>>144654669Ah that was my request from a drawfriend. I put it in the 4chan OC folder a few months ago in the Mega I posted
>>144654719i did forgot that i have this peridot here
>>144654728
>>144650935>t. AkumatsuT with taste in worst girl
>>144654728Are those ears? They seem to fit her though I don't remember if I have a single image in my folder where Peri has ears
>>144654761yes, elf ears, lick if you want
>>144654807There's one where she's got cat ears
>>144654923so.. what are her kinks?
>>144652534God damn it, Swain! My poor feels
>>144655019Experimenting with human reproduction
>>144655032he hasn't shared anything in a month, I think he died
>>144653393It's on model, it's off style. You can clearly tell that's Lapis if you have any knowledge of the show. If you didn't have any knowledge of the show, then it wouldn't fucking matter if it was on style or not because you wouldn't know who it was anyway.
>>144655096Not really on-model when you give her large tits lol
>>144655096>It's on modelSteven Universe and its consequences have been a disaster for Steven Universe art.
>>144655093I was under the impression he posted some new stuff earlier this week in the Planetina thread
>>144648620I never liked her. she's a bitch of a character, yes, but even back in Ocean Gem she broke the scaling of the entire show. if Lapis so chose she could've just drowned Jasper under however many tons of water and pressure, done the same to the diamonds too. there isn't a way you could convince me there are actual stakes for any serious conflict when Lapis could just contain, crush or cut anything and anyone with a whole planet's worth of water at her beck and call. there's just no counter, they blew their load too early with the spectacle back in season 1 and then forgot about it, because actually the show is about feelings or shipping or whatever the fuck.
>>144655075so, she just watch steven fucking connie?
>>144655136You seriously consider those large tits? Those are small, Anon. And there's nothing wrong with small tits.
>>144655143not on X
>>144655137This has fucking nothing to do with SU. The skin, the hair, the gender, the clothes, the gem, everything matches what you know Lapis to be. It's just in a different (much better, in my opinion) style. Stop being such a faggot.
>>144655137It's just lapissniggers. They go full soijak at any art that grossly alters her appearance and swear it's what she looks like>>144655159Human-gem reproduction specifically, and neither Steven nor Connie get to partake in it. Only the most based>>144655165I mean she has visible tits in the first place which is already completely off model
Nothing is off model because gems can shapeshift.
>>144648620Lapizza lazuli
>>144655262lapiss never shapeshifted tits though so it's still off model and not what she looks like. She'd have to spend a good amount of time with shapeshifted tits and even then she's still a toxic coward bitch and I would prefer Peri
Alright I feel like I've said and posted enough. That was a good time shitting on lapiss and posting Peridot and I appreciated all the other Peri images, I'll take a hike now
>>144655215>she doesn't ask Steven to lick her breasts to grow with the magic of the pink diamondKind of disappointing
>>144655096>it's off styleThen why the fuck should I be looking at it? I'm looking for Steven Universe porn specifically, not some dude's sketches of off-brand cosplay. How do you manage to look at this without getting bugged by the uncanny valley?
>>144654498I forgive the recorder, but not stealing her house. Really was a dick move on her part. She literally stole a house that belonged to peri first. But yeah the recorder was needlessly mean, though wasn't lapis made so unlikeable because that one artist hated lapidot. Also yeah idk who I ship peri with, maybe spinel that'd be a interesting ship. Both need love and are lil gremlins
>>144656073i love small gems
