That's true tough, br*tish aren't persons so it's ok to steal from them
>>144652281If they're pirates, shouldn't they be on Hook's side?
>>144652281They clearly never go to Boston in the fall.
>>144652777You could be the most hardcore 13 year old internet atheist and still proudly own the Silly Song DVD with no shame or cognitive dissonance, and that's beautiful to me
>>144652889DVD? I still own the original VHS, thank you very much.
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything
>>144652281Because it's for children, duh.
>>144653336>intentionally misinforming children who don’t know any betterThat’s even worse
>>14465348418th century pirates don't exist anymore you dunce.
>>144653484Anon, we can't let kids know that bad things happen or that death exists, because if we do, their tiny little innocent fragile brains will explode. Gotta wrap everything up in bubble wrap and cotton wall and make everything safe for the children, come on, give up your freedom, it's for the children, don't you care about the children, won't someone please think of the children?!???!!?
>>144653539*cotton wool Actually cotton wall works too. A big wall of cotton standing between children and anything that might possibly harm them, like guns, or drugs, or independent thought.
>A good pirate never takes another person's property!Well yeah. How are they gonna fit the whole house or lot on the ship. Much less how are they gonna dig it up or transfer it? They'd be shot point blank before they reach six feet of the soil.
they're One Piece pirates
>>144652281AYE, THEY BORROW IT AND MAKE A PROFIT! YAHAHAHAHAHARRR
>>144652281One piece in a nutshell
>>144652281It's all in the syntax. They'd be a "good" pirate but not a "good pirate".
