Yesterday Spider-Man managed to punch out the step back in human evolution, MJ found a dad for lil orphan Danny, and the powers of darkness enveloped the city!Today the bloated guest cast of this New Warriors story tackles the dark side!>previous threadshttps://pastebin.com/pzzmKv0v
>#$@%>but also crud and H-E-double hockey sticks???
>>144661493She didn't swear, she actually said it like that all censored
There's something goofy with the anatomy here
>>144661340>CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN
Oh right her, that's what they meant by braces.
>>144661575Her head's too narrow and her eyes are too big, with different-sized irises.
He shows up 4 or 5 more times under the name Asylum, I see him listed as a supporting character rather than villain so maybe he turns over that leaf
But now it's finally time to return to Spider-Man
>>144661859Now it's time we return to THAT plot
Classic Marvel citizens, always lending a helping handWait that doesn't sound right
>>144661849that was a fun cross over
Been a hot minute since we last saw Flash
>>144661859>But now it's finally time to return to Spider-ManBheghFine...... Even if this is well written, I am going to hate everything with his parents by default.
>>144662020should have hit him with a car.
>>144662017I haven't seen enough to not like this plotThe most I can do is mirror Peter's feelings since he's my portal into this world
I might save that last panel as reaction material
>>144661865I think this guy was in the SNES game, but I could be thinking of something else.
>>144662095>I might save that last panel as reaction materialAlready saved to mine.
>>144662178the 90's was kind to him
>>144662178Now he looks like himself as we knew him, so to speak.
>>144661859>amazing on sale twice a month >spectacular web of and spider-man still active titles>unlimited a month away>last two threads were cross overs with new warriors and ghost riderDamn, pete be stretched thin as fuck, and yet I can barely remember JJJ being a character in any of these books anymore
>>144662178You know, this guy might be insane, BUT we really got to congratulate him on his weight loss journey. He's come a long ass way.
>>144662211Certainly as I remember him>>144662218Looks there's a few B stories that I'm literally skipping (for now) about Jonah
>>144662212harry got out of the nut house?
Geeeez Flash and Felicia
Isn't Felicia working with the Avengers or something now? Last time we saw her was Infinity War
>>144662061I think it gets a lot of retroactive hate because of how it ends. I quite like this stuff and the stuff we get in JMD's book later on
>>144662310That book just ignored that Felicia is supposed to be powerless at the moment
>>144662310The wiki has precisely zero to say about that. Everything between now and Civil War is like two short paragraphs.
>>144662310Well, fuck you MJ. How long till Marvel has the smoking in comics ban?
>>144662352A lack of powers never stopped her before she had them.
>>144662367Soon as JJJ retires
>>144662394Yeah but it was actively stopping her now. It was a whole thingIt's a thing that's resolved in this very arc
>>144662405Didn’t stop her from randomly popping up in infinity war, it was a weird thing considering I don’t know how she would’ve gotten the call to the avengers mansion
When did we stop using old fashioned all American Dynamite in the middle of the city?I think I can blame woke for this
>>144662449That's my point. Infinity War just ignored what was going on here for no reason
>>144662463Those fucking libtards taking away my explosions
>>144662468I guess the best we can figure is that Starlin really wanted to include Black Cat for whatever reason
>>144662507Maybe he thought he was being cute by pairing Black Cat with the Black Widow
>>144662521Is he on the Twitter or whatever? It's within the modern fan's power to just ask stuff
>>144662507>>144662521We missed it, but I assume that there was some sort of fight scene at the hospital with them defending Hawkeye and spidey
Oh geez
>>144662178So, we're just skipping this backup story?
>>144662631We'll circle back to it
>>144661249awesome
>>144662706Take a shot every time an ASM cover advertises Spider-Man's parents
I think I like this format more; an over aching story with one feature villain per issueRather than trying to kludge it into a big villain team-up
>>144662592I honestly can’t remember his arrest, was he arrested at the end of the vermin arc?
>>144662645that goblin serum would be great if it didnt drive you insane
>>144662754Yeah I might have to go back and check myself, Carnage tooThe ending of stories usually ends up escaping me
>>144662754Nah he got his own arc a little bit after, I want to say right after the Vulture one. The one where he kidnapped Liz, Normie, and Mark and made them eat dinner
>>144662793There's a lot of things you can say that about.
>>144662844Right it was right at the beginning of JMDs run on spectacular
>#37Quite the call back
So two things:1) Despite being thoroughly intrigued I am done for the day2) I can't guarantee I'll be here either tomorrow or Saturday, one of those I'm gone for.You can't count on Spider-Man Storytime to be haven during the Storytime of Pain this weekend
>>144663102thanks for dumping
>>144663102Thanks for storytiming, Magister!
>>144663102>You can't count on Spider-Man Storytime to be haven during the Storytime of Pain this weekend
>>144663102Alright, see you later. I think we'll have enough to read during the weekend anyway. Here's hoping someone brings Sins Past/Sins Remembered.
>>144662606I wish Harry was my dad
>>144661901Eddie Brock looking guy.
>>144662696Ooooooooh!
>>144661249Oh shit, I had this book. I tried to get as many 93 annuals as I could because I really thought these new characters were going to go somewhere, lol.
>>144664466Outside of the x-men characters and Deadpool I can’t really think of any 90s marvel hero’s sticking around
>>144664493The Silver Surfer annual introduced Genius Vell, so that's something.
>>144664638Genis*
>>144664638Carnage is a 90s character that still sells big
>>144661925I miss the days of weird crossovers full of cool but disparate characters, now it's just lame fucks like Miles and Kamala showing up all the time
>>144662606>>144662627>>144662645>>144662654Props to the artist Harry is making some wonderfly unhinged faces
>>144662696What did he mean by this chat?
>>144665452
>>144665452Don't play coy, anon
>>144664493there's Danny Ketch and all the Spider-Man spin off characters like Miguel, Ben, Kaine, Mayday, etc.
>>144665962
>>144666135Is ketch still around?
>>144666619He was in the 2022 Ghost Rider series and had a mini last year
Bump
>>144662627yeah, Norman Osborn is never coming back from the dead
>>144669865Dead people don't come back to life, that's silly
>>144661249bump
So no storytime todayBut barring anything unforeseen we should be back tomorrow
