>Already 1.8 Million viewsTICK TOCK POOFFAGSTHE REAL OG RETURN IS BACK
>>144665913Forced facial expressions
>>144666012What the fuck does that even mean dude
>>144665913He's kinda hot though
>>144665913The SpongeBob writers really be scraping the bottom of the barrel to try to be relevant
>>144666148he means a furry drew him
>>144665913he and poof/peri should make out, make it a bara/twink pairing
The first thought I had
>>144666478What is this
>>144665913Why do they allow a dangerous wild animal in a hospital
>>144666985He's only a dangerous animal when you play the clarinet, wave your flashlight back and forth really fast, stomp around, eat cubed cheese, wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion, or clown shoes, or a hoop skirt, and scream like a chimpanzee.
>>144666478came here to post this
>>144666622lurk more
Lemme guess, furries are getting hot under the collar for the Sea Bear now that it talks and emotes like a person.
Cool.
>>144666148He’s seething it isn’t one of 15 expressions in a toon boom rig library because he was raised on flat noodlely slop.
>>144666012Imagine being so starved of good, or even just decent, art direction in animation that an actually expressive face comes off as "forced."
>>144666382Not defending Patrick show but this isn’t from the mainline SpongeBob series so it’s okay.The crew even admitted that the reason Patrick show is a thing is because they just want to let out their creativity after being restricted to the mainline series
>>144668911Why not make a new character then
>>144669009Pretty sure it is. In the original series, the Sea Bear was a wild animal with a series of esoteric safety precautions. Here... he's a doctor, so he's at least as intelligent as any other fish in Bikini Bottom
>>144669009Nostalgia points
>>144665913Why is he anthropomorphic?I know modern SpongeBob is written by Memberberries, but Sea Bears are animals.It's like if they introduced a clam character.
>>144666478Why are they called the Phew Crew?
>>144666478Reminder that this guy is supposed to have an IQ of like 500 and he uses it to study literal shit
>>144669146There's precedent. Gary is pretty much a cat, but some episodes imply he's more like SpongeBob's roommate than his pet. Besides, The Patrick Star Show obviously takes place in a different universe from the main series.8gt2
>>144667670>Now that the animal done gone and went ANTHRO PAH MORPHIC dem der' fur'faggits over der be getting HOT N BOTHERED donctha know it?Sure is true anon, sure is.
>>144670136Speak english
>>144670184Speak? Brother, if you can hear my shitposts, you got a problem.
>>144666478OP's thumbnail immediately made me think of this, I fucking hate this board.
Modern Spongebob really is all about just taking bit characters from years ago, bringing them back and making them characters in new episodes as starring roles thinking it'll get people talking. I guess in the case of the sea bear being a doctor out of nowhere it did get the smallest amount of buzz though.
>>144670310guess it's working because spumcofags and kricfalusi trannies keep defending the shit out of modern spongebob in every thread they can
>>144666478>Trivia; "Scatlas" is a portmanteau of "scat" and "atlas"
>>144665913>caring about Muskrat's views statit runs by Facebook rules, it counts even those that just pass by it
>>144665913They really know the older episodes are more popular but they never wonder why beyond "le reaction image faces"
>>144666622Run.
>>144670276>ESL retard doesn't have an internal monologue.
>>144666478Same anon
>>144670515Brother man, if your INTERNAL monolouge is not speaking "english" that has nothing to do with MY shitposts. And also, again, if you are hearing your own thoughts as if someone was speaking to you, you have a problem.
