What do you do?
>>144669542get shot I guess
>>144669542Do what Batman should had done long ago...
>OPEN MY DOORhahahahhaahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>144669542Disarm him instantly with my crimefighter reflexes
>>144669542Pull out my handy anti joker spray that my pal Batman gave me for being a member of the Deputy Crime Fighter's Club of course. Of course, it wouldn't work because Joker had put on a magnetic force field that he had stolen from a recent science exposition. That wouldn't matter however because next door would be Batman and Robin who had contacted me that they had received a tip that Joker was attempting to recover a bootlegger's treasure hidden in my home. To teach Joker a lesson then Batman and Robin had set up an array of common parlor tricks, speakers, and various special effects to make doors slam shut on their own, objects levitate and ghostly wailing in my home before the dynamic duo would take on the guise of the ghosts of said bootleggers to scare Joker back into Arkham Asylum. I'd attempt to offer Batman and Robin each a third of the treasure which they most likely would donate their shares to charity. All in a days work old chums.
>>144669542Jokes? We don't want any
>>144669542>hear knocks at my door>"Who's there?">"Orange">"Orange who?">"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?">we both laugh and then I call the police
>>144669542
>>144669542Pull the triggerRealize I shot the joker See he's still movingStomp on his chest to hold him still then take a good aim at his head and empty the clip. Go back into the house go to my phoneLook in the box underneath my phone, pull out my automatic shot gun and the entire box of shellsGo to the front door where the corpse of joker is proceed to use every single shot gun shell in broad daylight in front of everyone. Go back in the house call the police and ask for protection because I just killed batman's boyfriend. One guy says, holy shit. Did you set his body on fire and I said no then he'll say get some gas and set it on fire. He'll be able to bring him back to life if he's still mostly in tact. I put the phone down and go get the gas for my lawnmore and my zippo. 35 minutes later the fire department shows up and a firewoman starts yelling at me about a fireI tell her that this is the jokers bodyThe fire chief will ask me if I'm sure it's him. I'll pull out the jokers hat and his joy buzzerThe firewoman will take off her hat and rub a small almost imperceptable fire scar on the sides of her mouth. She'll tell the guy in the truck. Let's go back to the station It's a false alarm.
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>>144669542Probably just shut the door
>>144669542Unzip my dick.
>>144669881Both him and Barbara had extremely slow reaction time in the movie. You could probably slam it on him, get the locks, call the cops, and get out if he's working alone.
>>144669615what is the joke?
>>144669542Did he shoot through the door?
>>144669542Panties come off immediately
>>144669542What he wouldn't expect: start stabbing. He expects fear and cowering, or you slamming the door and running away. Pounce on his ass and perforate him. Eat his damn face.
>>144670070You
>>144669542scratch my balls and sniff
>>144669542Whip my cock out, gordon is paying me well afterall
I'd do a 360° and walk away
>>144669542I'd probably say "Hello" and wait to see what he wants.
*unzips*
>>144670523That's the spirit!
>>144670261Commissioner Gordon pulling out the heavy artillery, I see
>>144669542Bueno
