i hate wife

GenX buying the boomer pack of "nuclear family bad" and passing it on to the next generation.

>>144672137
Boredom and a depraved desire to torture and murder his neighbors for having a good life/being superheroes

He wanted to start the wagie uprising
Harold did nothing wrong.

>>144672251
>Stable job
>Own house
>cute daughter
>retarded son (typical teen)
>trad wife that makes you pancakes
What good life an incel like Prof. Utonium had?

Harold has only 1 loli that can compete with Utonium's harem of superlolis.

>>144672318
It's the ol stereotype of a guy living a traditional life working 60 hours living envious of his more unorthodox neighbour

>>144672343
can't*

>>144672343
Harold's loli is willing to wear a leather tutu, though.

>>144672137
Having a life that is completely free of adversity can be mind-numbingly boring. It's like a game with no challenge, you start to wonder why you even bother playing. The only problem is that you can't just turn the game off and go do something else, because the game is your life.

So, you end up faced with 3 options:
1. End the game by killing yourself
2. Continue pushing forward, hoping that eventually something interesting will happen
3. Take greater risks that could potentially fuck up your life, but at least it won't be boring.

Harold chose number 3.

Ever played the 2012 Twisted Metal game? Basically the same thing that turned Marcus Kane into Sweet Tooth.