>>145058266if you need proofreaders for your novel then look somewhere else
>>145058387>he doesn't know
>>145058233Based
>>145058266>MFW I know>MFW I would rather not know
>>145058226
>>145058911This isn't funny to me because i know who wrote that, it's that one annoying LARPing iphonefag and he constantly makes shit like this because he likes to do this weird autistic thing where he puts up two personas, one guy who agrees with EVERYTHING smiling friends """"""""teaches"""""""", and one who disagrees with all of it, and roleplays the two arguingThe man himself is a mental case, yes, but the actual things he writes are dumb scripts at best and knowing that really takes the fun out of it
>>145059955TOP KEK
>>145060043What was the image
>>145060077you don't know about lee? it probably doesn't matter it was some reaction image from spongebob or TDI or family guy or something, he scours the web for every image that has ever been in the vacinity of something pony related and sends his sperg bots on it
I found this in one of the very first Primos threads
>>145060115>panic.webpis really the best part of thisit's not a funny post overall or anything but that one joke is just 10/10/ solid
>Cap thread starts going to shit as soon as the "Screenshot_-" filenames start coming inLike cockwork
Yes I know that's George Reeves in the picture
>>145060169phonefags cant into the funnies
>>145060169>he has nothing to post so he complainsLike clockwork
>>145060190stop talking about clocks, fag
>>145060227>>145060210>>145060206>>145060168>>145060155>>145060132Not funny.
>>145060206>tried to do a nice thing for charlie because she thinks he's been nice to her, meaning she doesn't remember the unkind things he did this week, meaning none of it greatly affected it>instead of continuing the lie he confesses to the bad deeds that cause him turmoil >instead of accepting his confession she insteads emotionally reacts to the reminder of what he has done despite it not hurting her anymore, simply because she feels the need to be mad on principle, and takes revenge, continuing the cycle and dooming her soulwhat a cunt
>>145060276This would be a funny /co/ screenshot in 09 so I'll allow it.
>>145060303This is just a cuck fantasy in a thin veil
>>145060309>2nd imagethe ancient times, the times of old when such wicked creatures were permitted to walk among men
>>145060326
>>145060289
>>145059840this one was such an obvious troll I'm surprised it's still posted nowadays
>>1450601694 u
>>145060391I remember being in that thread
Can we post from other boards? Most boards don't do screencap threads and I gots plenty
>>145060391It's amazing what people are able to live with and end up not killing themselves.
>>145060462
>>145060489her dad sounds like a good man so i think it helps having someone like that in your life, i respect her for not opening it up years later and tattling on him to the cops, sounds like neither of them were in their right mindmany women after experiencing traumatic events and sometimes even without doing so do this thing where they try and 'reclaim' their dignity by blaming and getting everyone in their life in trouble hoping it'll make them feel better, a retroactive attack stemming from their own guilt and lack of judgement without ever considering what it'll accomplish, they do it even when they were actually mature adults who were responsible for their own actions... so the fact that this one manages not to do so and still make the effort to take responsibility while knowing what happened happened when she was just a kid/preteen is beyond respectable
While mass reply screen grabs are lazy and low effort, I like them as time capsules. Goes to show which reaction images stand the test of time and which are from flavor of the month. For me, I always remember being in pic-related and see Lila from Yozakura Quartet as the and image on the far left. One of my favorite anime but one that hardly ever is brought up ever.>>145060589As a new therapist, not even I have reached that level of self-acceptance and reconciliation. That level of trauma with resolution is absolutely enlightening, and she was right to recognize she wouldn't be help by a shit therapist and worked it out on her own.
>>145060723>As a new therapistGet out now ye wretched man or begone from me forever before the demon takes you
>>145060589>her dad sounds like a good manhe fucked his own daughter, what the actual fuck are you talking about?
>>145060800You wouldn't get it
>>145058233Was it ever made into a banner, tho?
>>145059955I have an equally retarded fetish but I fully understand where nuclear anon is coming from. It doesn't help that goon threads get more discussion on /co/ than comics and cartoons.
>>145060829>anon literally said not a single thing wrong>>145060840unfortunately /co/ doesn't get custom banners anymore as far as i know? at least no fun ones
*wwalks into thread*
Dear anons who post the wordy caps, bitch do you think anyone is gonna read that shit?
>>145060939Get on PC, sonny boy
the inflation rapedingos thread was the funniest thing on /co/ last year. https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/136782494
>>145060869To quote >>66316744>I love being a stunted manchild who wants everyone to pander to my stunted manchild ways.
>>145060974I think I know what will make (You) feel more comfortable
>>145059955I hate fetish autists and no amount of pretending I must be a newfag or normalfag will make me reconsider. Most of them are hated for the exact same reasons we hated furries back in the day.
>>145060959He's still going full steam ahead on that project. Wasn't even phazed by the thread. It must be sunken cost fallacy.
>this whole list>only Roiland has been cancelled
>>145060829Making fun of manchildren on a manchild board is crazy
>>145061094>Anon is shocked that only the male (!) who had people hankering for his position was canceledThat's like being surprised only the deer the hunter wanted to eat for dinner was shotYou really think this is about "saving wommyns" and "victims"? Ha! If it was they'd go for a guy who actually did anything wrong, but they never do
>>145060886>missing the best partYOU FORGOT THE PICKLES
>>145060391The worst part about all this isn't even the diddling. It's the fact that she kills her husband's children without him knowing.
>>145061166double dubs of ultimate truthery
>>145061073Inflation rape dingo design aside, isn't that like... really bad if you want to be in the animation industry? Having to throw out hard work due to changes is sadly common, you can't be stubborn and hold onto it, it's something he would have to get used to>>145061094>implying the jews are holding Seth MacFarlene downBut he IS jewish
>>145061167i guess the screenshotter, too, forgot them
>>145061166#MeToo and #BelieveAllWomen is overNow it's time for #NotYou and #BelieveNoWomenNo man has ever done anything ever, shut up slag
Haven't seen Les Poissons yet.
>>145061206It's just ridiculous that he wants to crowdfund Benny Dingo, he asked a crowd for their thoughts (while it was still early in production), and he dismissed everything the crowd said that wasn't fellating his skills. What did he even want? Just attention?
>>145061261a classic
Anyone got the one where someone in a Hey Arnold thread didn't understand what (OP) meant?
>>145061275When you put it like that, I can see it spooking an artist because it sounds like you're trying to camel horse committee his brilliant vision
Remembered I have a misc folder that may have some /co/ gems.
>>145061310This?
>>145061353>that many rowsWhat the fuck
>>145061353>>145061279as funny as it is to see the replies at times, i do love it when you can't and it's just a wall of (You)senvironmental storytelling innit
>>145061347Trying to fuckin what?
>>145061394>he doesn't know about camel horse committee
>>145061353>>145061379I'm glad some people decide to ignore "lurk moar" so moments like this happen.
>>145061347Don't you hate it when the inflation rape dingoes get camel horse committeed
>>145061452as annoying as newfags get at times, the ones who fundumentally do not understand how the site works are the best onesthey're more annoying these days since they come in droves and usually know about the 4chinchinz from other websites so it's just normalfags trying to make this their newest social media platform, i miss the occasional genuine innocent little retard tho they're fun
>There are people ITT who have never heard of camel horse committee
>>145061394There's an old and incorrect expression that a Camel looks like a Horse designed by comitee.It's inaccurate because a camel isn't trying to be a horse, it's designed for a completely different environment and purpose.
>>145061501Anon you idiot1. It's a metaphor, it's not *actually* speaking about the nature of the camel, it's trying to say "if you had a vision and let committee dictate it, you'd come up with something vastly different" aka "start with horse and you end up with camel"2. We're out here shitposting and you ruined it
>>145061545It's rather unfair to the camel.
>>145061501But, again Karl, it's not literal, it's- oh for God's sake it's an analogy!
>>145061501This is actual Karl Pilkington levels of not understanding a metaphor and then coming to some stupid conclusion about how it doesn't work, complete with a nonsensical story of how it came to beAnon if you're not shitposting I love you kek
>>145060169>cockwork
>>145061642I remember this thread got funnier later on because the nigger comment got deleted but someone replied to it beforehand
>>145061347>So what does everyone think of my pitch so far?>Great wholesome cartoon, fun premise, fluid animation. Could you just change 1 thing->SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU STOP BEING CLOSE-MINDEDHow does Cam expect to pitch to a network if he can't take criticism? It's not purely subjective distaste either, he can't directly put a deviantart furry's OC in a televised cartoon for legal reasons even if he has verbal permission from said deiantart furry.>>145061394"A camel is a horse designed by committee"It's a quote about how everyone getting their say corrupts the original vision. Like too many cooks spoil the broth. He's saying the artist probably thought anons who told him to change his protagonist's design were no different to corporate executives twisting his art until it barely resembles what he, the artist, intended.
>>145060325Do you people think about cuckoldry 24/7 or something??
>>145060462In hindsight this might have been spores or small insects.
>>145061738It could be white powder left from certain insecticides which is actually quite harmful to consume, so anon would be right not to trust commercial food
>>145060283then again, free will can't be proven and determinism can't be proven
>>145061786Every fucking time one of you faggots walks into a theoretical discussion and ruins it with your faux intellectualism
>>145061805Intellectualism itself is faux.
>>145061667>until it barely resembles what he, the artist, intended.There is little to no artistic intention on his part. Other anons have already said this but it's still unbelievable that he had this dream cartoon he always wanted to make and he couldn't even come up with his own design for the main character.
"A.i. CaN't RePlAcE hUmAnS"
>>145061847>GAIS LOOK HOW HARD I WINRAR'Dyour entire life is built on hatred of those who can do better than youseek communism instead, it revolves around the same premises but at least commies wear cooler uniforms
>>145061822>Hey /co/! Look what I made!>That's a Deviant Art OC, Camtoonist, you didn't make it
>>145061875>>145061876Mario-brained
>>145061875t.mediocre artist
>>145061875>>145061876How weird that the same meme was used twice in this thread by two different anons in response to two completely different posts about two completely different topics in quick successionI have nothing to glean from that I just think that's neat
>>145061875>>145061876smw hivemind
>>145061903Like 10 seconds apart so completely independently from each other. Goes to show how timeless some memes are.
>>145061900Better a mediocre artist than the world's best prompter, for I rather walk amongst the lions than at the forefront of the sheep
>>145061955>those dubs>that absolute banger line
2-for-1
>>145061955>>145061997Nuh uh uh, you don't get to congratulate yourself.>reCapcha:4AGT
>>145062038what? he clearly just deleted to fix a typoalso dude you do realize none of this matters, right? "haha bro dubs you win!" is a goof, nobody aside from sharty fags actually thinks it accomplishes anything we just like to point out posts we think are cool if they get da kewl numbah you don't have to go on some big ol expose' about this nonsense
>>145062038
>>145061822Godammit, how is /co/ so retarded that everytime this comes up people think he copied out of laziness? It's clearly out of respect for the dingo's creator because he inspired him to draw.Obviously making the mc of a kid's show a reference to furry inflation porn wasn't very bright, but furry echo chambers will make you do autistic shit like that (especially the "inflation isn't sexual" variety). I don't think Cam was ever doing anything maliciously, I think he just genuinely didn't know it would look weird.
>>145060092is the joke he had cum in mouth?
Pic rel as thread tax>>145062038>>145062058>The fragile feefees of an AIfagKek
>>145061143the first sparkle to the fire.
>>145062170i agree, /co/ likes to take the easiest stance but it's not always the right one, or even the easiest one in reality, just the quickest and easiest one to conceptualizekinda like when people see anything weird, at all... like smurf abuse... and their immediate assumption is "this is porn this is horny this is fetish someone getting off to it" just cause it's easiest to imagine but not the accurate one, or hell, even the funniest or weirdest possibilityi also agree i don't think anon was being malicious by trying to get kids into porn, but he was defo trying to get eyes on his crap and that is insanely spergazetic
>>145062200>the first sparkleCARLOS!
>almost 100 images in>pic related not posted yet
Anyone got the catdog one where cat dies from dog shitting through his mouth?
>>145062170If he simply didn't know, why did he double down after being told how weird it is? Also, why did he say he'd lie by omission to whoever he's pitching to about Benny's origins?>I probably won't talk about this with those I pitch with, but I'm also not going to hide everything or lie about stuff either. I see nothing to gain from doing that. I'm not going to nitpick when and where artists get things from. Personally, I don't see anything wrong with doing something like this when the material itself being done for all ages is intended on being strictly family friendly.>It would've looked worse later down the line to have a character bearing any type of similarities with someone seen in any other work art at all, and have me not say anything about it until I was called on for it.
>>145060252what thread, need to read this
>>145062058>nobody aside from sharty fagsAh but here is a riddle for theeWho use a forum full of 'jaks and CP?Who perform raids with little successAnd flock to AI when artists them oppress?
>>145062304kek
>>145062296so much animation talent wasted on a room temperature IQ autistit hurts
>tfw this was 10 years ago>you will never experience Space Dandy with /co/ ever again
>>145060391I remember that thread. It's funny that people still believe this is real.
>>145060829>all those reddit responses shaming him/co/ used to be so fucking normie in 2014 it's amazing. I'm glad we filtered most of those faggots out.
>>145062296It's so beautiful when people use public social media and forget it's public. Imagine openly admitting this with your name attached. Why are younger generations so stupid when using the internet?
>>145062209/co/ likes to take the stance that is the most likely to make them outraged and allow them to yell at the clouds*
>>145062525You already said that.
Anyone posted the Donald screencap yet?
>>145060959The more I read his posts, the more I question WHY he came to 4chan instead of somewhere like reddit
>>145062463you have as much proof that it's not real as we do that it's realbut we have the benefit of fuck off it's funny
>>145062594And I have a benefit of anon wrote out his incest pedo fantasy.
>>145062568Not one of my favorites but I do have it.
>>145062610>proof:
>>145058911>I can take down so, SO many more people with my voice alone.
>>145062590He makes a lot of poor choices.
>>145062610>Anon actually believes the likelyhood of a woman this fucked up and damaged existing and using 4chan is noneNewfag, return to there from whence you cometh
>>145061143It's really amazing how badly this got out of hand.
>>145059955They hated him because he told them the truth
>>145062623the countless other incest fantasies posted to this website??
>>145058246Anyone have the full image? Surviving 90s era furry art has a nice mood to it.
>>145062959>proof:
>>145059955He's not wrong
I love how screencap threads usually end up as meta threads too, this is like the only time we get to discuss /co/ at large and criticize it
>>145061353That anon must've been so confused every time he saw someone replying to an OP thread before.
>>145061143Patent zero of the horse plague
>>145060391>>145060447>>145060589>>145060723>>145060747>>145060800>>145060814I feel as though the real issue is that 4chan is a messed up place, and this may be a dark idea of a joke. But if this is real, I wish 4chan never existed, rather having Poole and the likes of all those who wandered into here to reign hell with their sickness to never exist in the first place. For her/he that is the doll girl, I hope through god, she lives a life of peace in a truer world, where their family cares for them and don’t let her suffer. None of them should.I also wish for others to not be traumatized, rather they should live with no guilt or fears; anxieties and the like.
>>145060336>he could begin to bear the musk of Doom
>>145062625LMAO
>>145061353I STILL don't get this.
>>145061353Im still confused what he was talking about
>>145063408he thought the post replying to OP with (OP) meant it was OP relying to themselves, thought it was cause usin Chrome showed them that when in reality "(OP)" means you are replying to OP of the thread and are not the actual OP.
>>145063545
>>145061143It's weird how people used to be able to impressionably say stuff like "the protagonist is a badass genius!" and be taken seriously here. Nowadays it would be seen as "reddit".
>>145059942Yeah making screencaps for these types is what they want/co/ has had resident notable autists forever but in the last maybe 5 or 4 years or so we've gotten a bad spate of multiple that do it for clout moreso than anything
>>145060227lol
>>145062425god i miss the days when youd get an entire board watching a show, the hype and memes were kino. the fallout of darling in the franxx is probably the most memorable
>>145063722>Ao3>would write the character with love and appreciationNo they wouldn't. They would force their kinks and favorite shipping dynamics on the character, flanderizing them into someone who is defined by a single character trait that appeals to them. Also a lot of angst and fighting with their partner and crying over dumb shit and probably a good dose of personal projection.
>>145063757and thats still better than anything marvel has wrote in the last two decades
>>145063712I'll never forget watching the Samurai Jack revival with the entire board. Some of the most fun I've ever had on here even if it shit the bed later on.
>>145063799Do you really enjoy YA romance slop that much?
Can somebody post the Long Aku thread?
>>145063665i feel like the modern web became worse for these kinda funniestyou got more irony poisoned assholes, you got more attention seekers looking to be screencapped and do a funny and even if you had them back inna day at least they put effort into it and wanted to make people laugh whereas now it's just self serving, and when some autist write something the immediate response is "meh it's AI" even when it's obviously not no room for genuineness anymore
>>145063922>and when some autist write something the immediate response is "meh it's AI" even when it's obviously notI have never seen anyone claim a /co/ autist is just AI apart from the one /co/ autist who actually was AI
>>145063959u dum?
>>145063959AI generated autists exist?
>>145064022THEY TOOK MY JERB
>>145064322>This is forgetting your wedding anniversary on steroidsIs he implying Ms. /co/ is more important than marrying your wife
>>145064400Yes, because your waifu is your wife, and Ms. /co/ is supposed to be an expression of your love for her.
>>145060283i was really shocked to actually read kirby's fourth world and learn that darkseid is a much more sublte nuanced character compared to his plain evil depiction you see in everything with him nowit was much more interesting, by far
>>145063757Not all fanfic writers are the same.Also, this is in the context of Spider-Verse, so it'd either be an alternate version of Peter Parker or an OC, so the characterization would be more up to them anyways.
>>145060959i was on that thread good lord, thx for digging this back up
>>145060800Drunk people can't consent. He was raped.
>>145061955clearly too based
>>145060959How the fuck was this a whole year ago
>>145060995that doesn't make sense, a stunted manchild would prefer tiktok because it has the stimulation a kid wantsyou're actually fucking stupid, anon
>>145064022>>145063959Ah, 'Zo. I actually started working on a screencap compilation of them almost a year ago but never finished editing it because they're not that interesting or funny. If 'Zo suddenly starts posting again, I'll know you read this thread and attention whores don't deserve caps.
>>145062525uh oh looks like it struck a nervego cry about it somewhere else faggot
>>145065971NTA but a stunted manchild can be averse to trying out new things, or have a fixation on saving them somewhere easy to access. Tiktok constantly throws new shit at you, which can be overwhelming and is part of the reason I'm not using it.
Choo choo charlie ripped this post off.
>>145060097>vacinity
>>145062261heh
>>145059955god bless
you can never go home again
>>145059955As a footfag myself I can definitely sympathize with this guy's post, I know why people are still able to jerk it to thr kind of stuff he's describing but I still find it confusing and weird
>>145066017I'll keep crying and your taxes will keep paying for my welfare.
Thanks to the anons posting really old screenshots I haven't seen in aeons.I'll post what I have.
>>145058442So what does the Russian translate to?
>>145058702That's a 3-month repost.
spoilered just in case
>>145060092This feels like unintentional satire of these kinds of collages.
Why do I have this saved on my phone.
>>145060241I'd say making the ability to read out to be a Sith power is funny.
>>145060357There should be a Gundam Seed version of this.
>>145066377He never did make that webcomic
>>145063006It's in the archive.
>>145060043>he doesn't know about Lee
>>145062525https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/144982996/#144984899Fuck off. Anonymity and posting on 4chan does not make you exempt from criticism.
>>145060829Shortened version of this collage
>>145060370I suppose because at least the anon took effort to write out a weird story about a man sharing his Anal vore fetish instead of just going "I showed mommy my anal vore and she kicked me out" sorta post.
>>145059942Honestly I found it annoying at worst; It's just a silly Newgrounds show but on [AS]. Dude saw the episode with Satan and took it too personal I reckon.
>>145059955I loathe the people that love loli and cub shit in /trash/. Why the fuck are they even tolerated at all? Because drawn is "legally gray"?
>>145066533Now make a Samurai Jack rapes kids version kek
>>145063712Do you have any links to the thread meltdowns?
>>145063757>flanderizing>>>/tvtropes/
>>145066463£150 on July 11th, 2017 was worth exactly $195.78. With inflation, that is around $250 of today's money he spent on a character that I don't even remember the name of. I found an archive of sold Ebay items that are made for users to compare similar items, but it wasn't there. This tells me that she's currently either in a British landfill or that guy's bathroom.
>>145058226Desuarchive doesn't display the full image from 2017 pics. Has this happened because of the Cloudflare problem?
>>145066684I remember seeing a loli general on /ic/ where someone asked if they were pedophiles and they were like >yeah lmaoIsn't it weird how 4channers can get tracked down and arrested for saying they wanna kill a cop or something, but nothing ever happens to all the pedo anons
>>145066948Because people who post the former usually buy weapons through traceable means and also regularly harass the people they threaten to kill, while people who claim to be pedos are usually just fucking with you.
I don't want to read any Strawberry Shortcake thread ever again.
>>145060370Does being a troll prevent it from being funny just because it's not real?
>>145063320You are too kind for this website.
Remember when that one dude purple texted?
>>145062232I remember that thread fondly.
>>145067404WHAT
>>145062301Looks like this:https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/134474772/#134524161
>>145063320As long as we have anonymity, people will be assholes. But posts like this remind us that we're all still at least decent people at the end of the day. Or at least I hope so.
>>145067614Anonymity on the net was honestly a massive fucking mistake
>>145066571Oh shit that's only from 2022, dunno why I thought it might've been from pre-archive days.
Anyone of you fags have screenshots from that one anon who took one for the team was reacted in real time to an hour long video from these faggots? The thread was like a month ago and it was hilarious, thread died by the morning and couldn't find it in the archive.
>>145067614On the one hand 4chan has, in the past, been a place where murderers posted the co-ordinates of their victims corpses.On the other hand it once sent a shitload of cards to a lonely old man.The latter takes a hell of a lot more people to do than the former.Just remember that.
>>145068046https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/144791311/#144792510Was it this one?
>>145068219
>>145058226Can we have another /co/median thread sometime?They were super comfy.
>>145066993>regularly harass the people they threaten to kill, while people who claim to be pedos are usually just fucking with you.Chitwood
>>145068368>arrested for shitposting nazi mlp memeWhat a dystopia americans live in
>>145059942Yeah, certainly looks like a classic fabricated "I'm a psychopath posting based stuff on an anonymous basket weaving forum for the lulz".
>>145064916agreed, it depends what kinda fanfic writerfanfic writers usually (usually) create out of passion, so regardless of what it is, there's some love involved... but the question is, are they an autist writing out of passion for the actual piece of media they love? or are they just some fujo girlie passionate about the spite fic she wrote in her head where she 'reclaims' these characters as her own widdol babygorls uwuthat's the difference
>>145066368Anon actually came back and said that it said something about references in cartoons being artificial social media bait as opposed to being made out of loveAlso that he basically keymashes hoping autocorrect fills in so when that shit switched to Russian it looked like utter nonsense
>>145066948>>145066684>these people want motherfuckers on 4chan to be arrested for being degenerate with their drawingsholy fucking normalfags, scoobs, get out
>>145063320You are too much of a fag for this website
>>145068046I do!
>>145068219kek what the hell
>>145059942>he likes to do this weird autistic thing where he puts up two personas (...) and roleplays the two arguingthis in and of itself is hilarious in concept but not exactly something you can deliver via a series of screenshotsthe biggest spergazoids can't really be capped because their behavior spans threads upon threads, it's not just one funny moment one afternoonlike, remember perifag? an actual underage from the sharty who bought bots from a guy on /v/ who will only sell to you if you send him cock picture, posting his Steven Universe waifu for an average of 50 threads a day using several VPNs, all to accomplish.... no one is still 100% sure whatbtw it's weird we haven't heard of him in a while, i heard he has a dox, did that shit finally get posted?
>>145068609Nobody has yet been able to explain how there was a period in time when he could actually will threads into deletion, remember that? Yeah fuck the fuck
>>145066684Back to Twitter with you, you were never welcome
>>145061351This is real??
>>145060800She forced herself on him
>>145065861>>145069421true, but you're forgetting the fact that he had sex with her afterwards, presumably while sober. The first time can be considered rape, but after that it was clearly consensual, putting him squarely in the wrong.
>>145069727>squarelyDumbass nigga she knew she could get things via sex at a young age and did it, ruined her parents relationship, killed her husband's daughters and you think he's the monster here?
>>145069755>you think he's the monster here?nigga, him being a piece of shit isn't mutually exclusive with her being a piece of shit. They're both reprehensible, and so is the mother too. The entire family was completely psychotic.
>>145069755>she knew she could get things via sex at a young age and did it, ruined her parents relationshipAre you trolling? Unless I'm misreading she was around 11 years old. Do you know why the age of consent exists? Because children are fucking retarded and make horrible decisions. Having sober sex with your underage daughter does make you a monster. I bet my left nut you go around calling people groomers and pedos when you think an abused child acting out is some kind of predatory bitch gold-digger and the adult raping her bears no responsibility at all.I won't justify the abortions though.
Anyone have a screen grab of the Doofpost that caused a complete AIfag meltdown?
last one for the night
>>145070111i mean I can see how a hulk-sized cock would make this a possiblity
>>145066377Oh hey I remember this one, was wondering if anyone else did
>>145066533Wasn't this just the Asgore copypasta slightly changed?
>>145066753It's a legit term. How else would you describe a character becoming one-note and revolving around a single personality trait? I.e. a socially awkward character like Peter can become a stuttering shaking neurotic who can barely let out a sentence before getting a panic attack and needing Tony's cock to calm him down or something. Just an example of the "greatness" of Ao3 fanfiction.
>>145069937You're trying to justify an underage prostitute of her own making. Hilarious
>>145068609>>145068615You're the biggest retard ever if you believe either of these things, where is the proof of any of this? It's so obvious that the autistic spammer made all that shit up to get attentionThis seems a little TOO retarded actually, how can we be sure you're not the spammer himself trying to make more people talk about him?
>>145070315Your mentality is bizarre. It takes two to tango. You're more offended that she's an "underage prostitute" than the adult pedophile having sex with a kid. Just because he's not holding her down against her will, it doesn't mean he's morally in the clear. Do you get all your social wisdom from porn or something?
>>145070416>Do you get all your social wisdom from porn or something?Where do you think you are
>>145068615well ain't that something where the fuck did he get 50k from What ever happened to him anyway
>>145070315If a kid came to me acting like a whore I would teach them not to be one. Not fuck them. You pedo retard.>>145070478I just saw him testing the catalog about an hour ago.
>>145070378/co/ is incredibly stupid when it comes to detecting lies, some schizo can spout the most crazed shit imaginable and they will believe it, i doubt it's the spammer samefagging, it's just the average /co/ brainlet that fell for the world's most obvious bait
>>145062463This is the only sensible poster in the thread.
>>145060391
>>145070500That reminds me of the movie "The Invention of Lying" where there is only one guy on Earth who has discovered how to lie and everybody believes whatever he says lmaoBut yeah there is no way I'm believing any of that without solid proof, and "I heard it from someone" isn't enough, I give it a 99.999% chance that it's all made up bullshit by the spammer because he knew retards would buy it
>>145070258idgi sorry
>>145061875man americans are OBSESSED with communism
>>145070673>eurocuck bringing up americans for no reason>calling others obsessedlol lmao
>>145061094>text your wife's daughter ...
>>145070827>euroNice assumption but you missed.Look at how the mutt cringes when called out. And yes, you guys are obsessed with communism, even though you don't know what it is.
>>145060869>>145062525>>145061146This site is dying holy shit.
>>145061073>>145061206Reminds me of Growing Around, though at least this guy is actually doing shitThen again, he might be worse off for putting all this effort in considering how unlikely this idea is to get picked up by anyone
>>145070647And you never will.
>>145066017Not that anon but lets be polite here.>>145066588Honestly you're sounding pretentious here.
>>145070932i use firefox
>>145070908It's chanology's fault
>>145070077no, but you've piqued my curiosityhow the fuck does doofposting accomplish that
>>145070082IDGI?
>>145070117>not including the part where someone replied "Yeah right!" *404'd* or something
>>145070647Literally explained above in the thread
>>145058246this reads so well in Doc's voice
>>145068574Don't fucking put words in my mouth fat. I didn't say arrest 'em. I just want 'em either to piss off and take their shit with 'em, or to at least admit what they are instead of being coy about it like I'm some drooling idiot.
>>145070239ignore him anon some people are so retarded and meme poisoned that they think anything you *can* conceivably associate with [thing the collective told me to hate] must therefor be associated with it, and thus is bad to point out
>>145060800>>145069727What are daughters for if not for having sex with?
>>145070485>I just saw him testing the catalog about an hour ago.oh shit really? the demon returns and i missed it?
>>1450706451. relax2. believe what? everyone takes the stuff perifag says with a grain of salt and only brings it up as a possibility, and things like "he got his bot from a guy who sells it to you if you give him cock picture"? that's true, that's his bot. nobody is saying he 100% sent cock pics, we just know it's the same bot. what part isn't believable? the fact that this guy spammed here for 50 threads a day? check the archive. the fact that he said these things? check the archive. seriously what part sounds false to you? it's all either speculation, or things we have proof of that aren't 'him claiming something' but rather us observing these things happening in real time, and even if some are false you're presenting it as him coming here and claiming them as opposed to these being things we all gleanedwere you not here? didja not lurk?
>>1450611162D>3D
>>145070673>>145070827>Literally anyone says anything ever whatsoever ever in the ever (ever) at all (ever)>Some europoof comes in crying "aMERICANS!">Some Amerifat responds with "nO U EUROS!"Dammit you guys
>>145068384Eurokeks get arrested for publicly reciting bible verses. Glass house, anon
>>145061116Is there any proof Jucika was based on the creator's niece? Any surviving photos of her?
>>145070268His cousin's dead, for sure.
>>145072319I didn't need to see that man, I'm eating breakfast.
>>145070126giwtwm
From /n/With love :3
Saved this from 8ch before it was shut down.
>>145072982I know these types of posts are likely fake but at face value it calls the fantasy =/= reality argument into question
>>145060077
>>145061167>>145061213
>>145058266This is like Tengoku Daimakyo/Heavenly Delusion with the whole "shadowy organization using genetic and social engineering to create a society with no gender" which of course goes entirely sideways.
>>145073042it begs the question of whether it even matterslike pic rel >>145060494 is super obviously a fantasy, i mean of course it is, it's literally about fictional charactersso why do we find it funny? because the act of saying something like that completely out of left field is shocking and weirdbest case scenario it's realworst case scenario? it's fake, but then so what? anon just wrote up some banger impromptu comedy, and it works anyway
>>145073298it's based on the fanfic of an autistic Arthur cartoon fan named Travis, who wrote a story about the characters from the show not having genitalsAKA this is a highly autistic fanfic OF a highly autistic fanfic
>>145073353I wasn't complaining that it's fake. I was saying people who use the fantasy =/= reality argument to justify having horrid fetishes are probably just coping and act on them at the first opportunity.
>>145060283I recall reading something from Evanier where either he or Jack hypothesized that Darkseid would discover the anti-life equation was actually love and just be left gutted.
>>145073379Didn't he also die?
>>145060829As a wise negro once said>without the sauce you lost>but you can get lost in the sauceAnon is truly lost in the sauce.>>145060869>>145061146>>145062525You know, C.S. Lewis once said "When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up," but implicit in that is the understanding that he did actually become a man and not a manchild. You faggots still think and act and engage with things like you did however many years ago, and it's disgusting. Like those adult babies who try to act like infants because being an adult is too hard, even though that's utterly ridiculous and as an adult you simply cannot comprehend what it is like to be a child anymore, to lack knowledge and the processing capabilities you now have, any more than a man could comprehend being a woman or a woman a man.I will tell you this- every time I decide to visit here I am genuinely disgusted by the amount of stagnant, infantile minds that dwell in this place. You and people like you have absurd amounts of nerve calling people normalfags and telling them to get out when you're criticized for being the trash tier human being that you are. Normals crave echo chambers, the safety of rightthink, of being in a herd of other lowing cattle that reinforces and enables their belief system. That is exactly what you are. You want to turn the hurtbox and the hate machine into your own little safe space and hugbox where you can wallow in your own slop and filth with the rest of the swine like yourself. You're despicable, a disgrace to anonymity. I loathe you more than normalfags because what you are is just an alt-normalfag, someone who wishes to make your own normal and your own herd and stick your head in the sand when your little worldview is threatened and screech and shit and tantrum until the bad voices go away and leave you alone. I cannot stand it the un-self aware and the willfully ignorant.
>>145073738tl;dr
>>145068609>no one is still 100% sure whatHonestly I'm pretty sure it was just to prove that he could and that they couldn't stop him. He flooded the catalog awhile back for a few days straight and declared that the mods had given up, couldn't do anything anymore, and then afterwards seemingly vanished outside of the rare Peri thread,
>>145073386that's a whole nother unrelated argument that's also wrong, you can absolutely enjoy something in fantasy that you do not enjoy in reality, or enjoy something that you act out in fantasy but know morally to never act out in realitythat is the basis of humanity, it is built on us resisting our urges or indulging in theoretical fantasies we cannot act on, the ability to do that is what creates civilization, if you cannot conceive of such a thing you are akin to an ape
>>145073746TL;DR: anon be angey
>>145072713I really like /n/
>>145073618Yes
>>145073769Chainsawed my knee once, wasn't pleasant. Listen to your tools they tell you when to stop.
>>145075857Fuck, man, I can't even imagine the pain from that.
>>145058266what in the fuck did i just read
>>145058276we still haven't gotten an explanation to why they removed the IP counter
>>145071856>and things like "he got his bot from a guy who sells it to you if you give him cock picture"? that's true, that's his bot>we just know it's the same botproof?
anyone got that dinotrux thread?
>>145077374I think he's talking about 'ick on 'eck posterI have no idea where the cock picture thing came from, as far as I know it's just some /v/ spammer and there is no evidence that it's a bot or that he wants your cock pictures if you want to use the bot
>>145058226Amazing Spider-Man 2 set photo threads in 2013 sure were something.
>>145073972Such glorious digits...
>>145071856>what part isn't believable?Please provide actual evidence for the following:>perifag is underage>the /v/ spammer has bots>the /v/ spammer sells you bots for dick pics>perifag uses these bots>perifag has a dox>perifag can "will threads into deletion">perifag is "blackmailing the moderators for 50,000$"
>>145079201been involved with /co/ schizos like p*rifag and b*rchy for long enough to know most of those are bs and it seems like it's always the same guy repeating it, like i can tell by the writing style and filenames. he also constantly shits on ai art, posts in b*rchy/p*rifag and deviantart autism threads, it's like an autist obsessed with autists
>>145079381>I hate autists!>Becomes autistic
>>145076252Fortunately it was a graze and healed up ok.
:(
>>145071856>>145077374>>145077439
>>145066000half of those pitches and art are kino.
>>145066000This was so amazing
>>145059955I've yet to be able to read that aloud all the way through without laughing. And anon is not wrong.
>>145077321did 4chan x extension recently removed the feature?
>>145071397They're just trolling him. Either that or they REALLY Kyle Rayner.
>>145070291The flow is off, but the bars are legit. Nice.
>>145075880This is incredible. By far the most important thing posted in the thread.
>>145081371It's fake.
>>145081371I recall someone from the sharty posting photoshop layers to prove they made some of the edits in the cap, but I suppose that's still fakeable
>>145081694sure thing
>>145073738Underrated post
>>145058266I'm really glad I have enough reading comprehension to only need the first two sentences to know that I'd regret reading the entire thing.
>>145081694Sure, but it's funnier than 2010 /co/mblr spergs forcing gay screencaps
>>145080567this is 100% just a well written troll post lmao, i wonder if anyone actually fell for it
>>145082826>2010>forced screencapsAnything 2018 and newer is forced
>>145082940>i wonder if anyone actually fell for itNo one fell for it. If you read it you can see he said you need to post your cock picture in that thread, and the only reply is a meme posthttps://p.ecker.tech/chan/browse/meta/thread/1665783622673/This also busts the "perifag gave his cock picture for the bots" myth
>>145083035nah it says the posts you make are only visible to you and him but i'd guess you're right that nobody would fall for it, this is way too dumb
>>145083065We can still see the meme post. Most likely he was advertising the site, got one guy to reply to his thread and that was it. The only visible to you thing is just an excuse for no replies
>>145058276The saddest thing is that the first bumps were within like 5 minutes of each other. Then the next just under half an hour. There's no way the thread was even close to page 10. Why did he do it bros?
>>145059942>t. doesnt get the subtle nuances about Smiling Friends hidden jokes
>>145073960This always makes me think of Swedish pizzas. There were never enough Italians in Sweden to have them run all Italian places like in the US, so instead pizza places were for decades mostly run by people fleeing from the unrest in the Balkans and then there was an influx of people from the middle east. So basically all pizza places ended up also selling kebabs, leading to the creation of the kebab pizza which is now Sweden's most popular pizza choice. If they'd only been run by Italians sticking to the Italian image then that never would have happened. The Polish mindset just might bring something to the table that Mexicans would never think of, creating a fantastic taco.
>>145083329And this is why cultural appropriation is bullshit. Culture survives and thrives by adaptation and intermingling
>>145075880do shartyfags really?
>>145082826Post some good screencaps then
>>145070268>It's basically [Pandora's Box] BAD>Dennis the menace, Peg from Goof Troop Oh hey I know what he's talking about, that's some good shit! Taking photos of himself rubbing a laptop screen sounds too retarded to be real, though.
>>145070302Batman was called The Leather Patch, because of some convoluted shit about bats sometimes being called leather patches as a nickname in some parts of the country
>>145058226I have this one from ./pol/ if that counts
>>145060241This isn't a humor thread.
>>145060391I remember that thread. I was not prepared.
>>145077439>'ick on 'eck posteri know that's what people actually call him so i'm not shittalking (You) about this i just feel the need to make this statementSharty users and the way they speak is foulpic unrel
>>145058266I think the chapter-by-chapter summary anon made is funnier and would be a better screencap than just copy/pasting the fanfiction. Partly because he actually read the whole thing.You can find it herehttps://desuarchive.org/co/thread/122363436/
>>145079381why are you "involved" with them?also>filenameslol lmao this shit again huh
>>145079201At least the bot thing is known and so is the fact he could will threads into deletion because he physically did itnobody but perifag himself said he blackmailed mods for 50k we're just presenting the fact that he said it>is underagei mean, of course he is, look at him lolbut jokes aside most of this is just observable you could literally physically see it with your eye places if you were on /co/ a the time why are you demanding proof that the sky was blue yesterday, it's highly suspicious
>>145081096the ending always gets me"you absolute cretin of a man"it's like he's closing the paragraph, so elegant, so eloquent
>>145081694Ok but it's believable and i hate soijakniggers so idc it's funnyPic rel also gets posted sometimes and makes them ree, and this one is obviously a goof because c'mon
>>145058266>>145086054>copy pasting the fanfictionanon that's not the travis fanfic, that's another anon rewriting his fanfic as some kinda sci fi dystopian experiment storytrust me both are worth reading
>>145077321Honestly I like that they did, it wasn't neededIn today's world where most people can fake Ips, all it did is cause panic and paranoia about samefagging>AAAA THE COUNTER DIDN'T GO UP!>TOO MANY POSTS NOT ENOUGH IPS BAD THREAD!>WAAAAH TOO MANY IPS NOT ENOUGH POSTS BAD THREAD!Removing it made people even more paranoid for a month or so, but I said it from the start- they'll calm down eventually, like a druggie having his juice taken away, they freak out and then simmer down. And lo and behold they did
>>145060462Reminds me of the anon who had the triangles in his nana’s cupboard that would float at him whenever he opened it
>>145085560>from ./pol/iokwho's posting this shit on /pol/ of all places
>>145077321/v/ culture war, genuinely
>>145086165Oh
>>145058266>>145086165i actually read the whole original story back when travis was alive RIP and having read this, i can tell that anon actually went and read the original fanfic as well, certain details are basically rewritten from the story, events happen similarly, the same statements and offhand moments are contextualized, he doesn't get to the coffeeshop part he kinda wraps it up early but other than that this is so true to the og that it's unbelievablehe didn't just write this, he clearly read the thing it's based on start to finish
>>145058442>flashback to Leningradtop kek
>>145060119kek
>>145070268I hope his cousin suffered dearly.
>>145086199>>TOO MANY POSTS NOT ENOUGH IPS BAD THREAD!This one always annoyed me. Is it that crazy to imagine a dozen or so people can hold a conversation? Why does every long thread need a perfect post per poster ratio to be legitimate?
>>145086595because it's faggots who think every thread needs to be a slide thread, it was basically the start of this phenomena we have now where people come in just to post for themselves, not participate in a conversation with others
>>145063712i still don't know wtf happened with franxx other than people hated it
>>145070077>>145071389
>>145086909
>>145085795Crazy
>>145073738Pseud.
>>145086595most users will make a single post in a thread, maybe two or three, and then dip out and never return. even in threads where a few people are having an ongoing conversation, the natural flow of users will get you at least a 1:4 or 1:5 ip-poster ratio.if it gets lower than that, it means one of three things is happening:A. two people arguing over a topic nobody else cares about, which is funnyB. some lunatic is talking to himself, which is pathetic but also funnyC. the most common occurrence, mass samefagging, which is an easy way to spot a troll
>>145087066>He rather sooner believe all of these, than the idea that several individuals are having a back n forth discussionIdk if that speaks badly of you, or of the state of the board, but it's depressing is what that is
>>145087089did you even read my post?
>>145087113YesYou rather soon believe all of these, than the idea that several individuals are having a back n forth discussion
>>145087124you didn't read my post
>>145087137Yes I did, you said you sooner believe all of these, than the idea that several individuals are having a back n forth discussion
>>145087143no, you didn'there, let me quote the relevant portion>>145087066>even in threads where a few people are having an ongoing conversation, the natural flow of users will get you at least a 1:4 or 1:5 ip-poster ratio.
>>145087162>He cannot conceive that people would be having a longer conversation
>>145087179you didn't read my post. read my post.
haha i get it you're having an argument like you said
>>145087317>>145087605i like the visual of anon stepping away from the thread and going to take a nap or do something, then realizing 'WAIT A MINUTE!' and turning right back around to post this like an hour later
Nice thread everyone.
