krabby patty secret sauce isn't secret anymore. You can now make your own krabby patties
>>145747188We live in the end timesThe crab will come for us all on the back of his daughter the dread leviathan
>>145747188THE SECRET FORMULA IS-
>basedbean oil, sugar, tomato paste, high fructose corn syrupWhat a surprise
>>145747284It's for Wendys, you cannot make it to profitability in the fast food game by ditching HFCS and oils.
>>145747188Hillenburg would never approve of this.
>Secret Krabby Patty Sauce>INGREDIENTS: Basedbean Oil, Water, Distilled Vinegar, Sugar, Tomato Paste, Egg, Yolks, Salt, High Fructose Corn Syrup, Contains 2% or less of Hot Sauce (Aged Peppers, Distilled Vinegar, Salt), Corn Syrup, Rochester Sauce Concentrate (Distilled Vinegar, Corn Syrup, Water, Salt, Garlic Powder, Spices, Celery Seed, Tamarind, Natural Flavor), Food Starch-Modified, Spice, Lemon Juice Concentrate, Onion Powder, Garlic Powder, Mustard Seed, Monosodium Glutamate, Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate (Preservatives), Xanthan Gum, Propylene Glycol Alginate, Sodium Acid Sulfate, Calcium Disodium EDTA (Protect Flavor), Natural Flavor, Polysorbate 60. Contains Egg
>>145747188>corn syrup listed three separate times
>>145747188right so it's a sweetened mayo with Rochester sauce specifically and shelf stabilisers
>>145747284>>145747437>>145747775Why do thirdies fixate on corn syrup so much? It's hilarious because the majority of homeground products at the grocery store don't actually have any, but then you go to the Asian market on the outskirts of downtown and half their inventory has that shit loaded into fucking everything (and the other half is nothing but MSG). Is this unironically like the Spongebob episode where Squidward pretends to hate Krabby Patties but it's literally because he never tasted one? Is the corn syrup shit just sour grapes and thirdie media misinformation?
>>145747284>>145747596Where am I gonna get "based bean oil"?
>>145748021HFCS is literally just a product of corporate welfare.
Now I might be dim, but wasn't the secret formula for the patties themselves and not some sauce that goes on them?
>>145748021>starts talking talking about global politics out of nowhere
THIS IS THE DAY KRABS FRIES. But doing a promption like this removes a lot of the spice behind the show for krabs. They only did this since the people behind the show are dead.
I can’t read that shit, someone post it in legible text
>>145748089in the basedment
>>145747284>>145747596>they changed the onions auto change from onion to based when the fuck did this happen
>>145751301What is with the influx of people who are not reading threads before they post?
>>145747596>>145748089The 'S.O.Y,' filter needs to die.
>>145747188That's just the sauce, not the patty itself.
>>145747284You'll eat what we tell you to eat and you'll like it, goy. You are cattle. You will eat the slop and you will ask for seconds. You do not have a say in the matter. You exist to serve.
>>145747188The krabby patty has a secret sauce? I thought the secret was INSIDE the patty itself.
>>145747596>Basedbean Oil
>>145751852
>>145751982this is the Wendy's version, it's altered for human consumption
>>145747188You forgot the dried up coom crust from Mr Krabs' stash of Playfish magazines
>>145751852No, the based filter needs to stay up to keep curbing newfags who throw tantrums because their redditness isn't tolerated here.
>>145749314Yes. Yes, it was.
>>145747188>You can now make your own krabby pattiesNo, we still don't know how to make the patty meat. Obliviously it's going to have beef in it but what else?
>>145753923crab meat, duh
