Who obviously wins aside, who would you root for?
>>145850984>*SSSSSCCCCCCRRRRREEEEEE-AAAAIIIIIEEEEEE HULK SAMA PLEASE DON'T RIP MY HEAD OFF AND SHOVE IT UP MY ASSHOLE ITS DIRTY DOWN THERE AAAIIIEEEE"
>>145850984Mark, even if he loses first, because he’s the only one who had to actually train and work to get strong.
>>145850984>Who obviously winsGohan>who would you root for?Gohan
>>145851022Gohan’s been training since he was like four
>>145850984I want Mark to win and spite the obnoxious DBZshitters even more. Fucking freaks screeching NOOOO OMNI-MAN'S FEATS ARE INVALID! MUH VILTRUM CORE!! MUH MACH 3 IMMORTAL/RED RUSH!!! MY CHINESE CARTOON CAN NEVER LOSE!!!! are the exact reason those fragile losers took a fat L
>>145851076And how exactly is Mark supposed to win against Gohan Beast?
>>145851084Lift him up into space. He only weighs like 200 pounds
>>145851065And how much of that training was needed for him to get angry like twice in his life and suddenly be above everyone in the setting. Dude went from Sub Blue fodder to above MUI and Ego within the span of one movie.
Happy Spooktober, everyone. Today's costumes are>>145824000>>145817333As always, the rules are simple, respond directly to the anchor post (i.e., this) with a costume request, and if you get trips/quads, you'll be featured for the next day. If multiple people land trips, that's fine, and if there's no trips/quads for the day, dubs can also get it. The selections only run till midnight (EST) of that day, so if you go over that, it's doneso. You'll need to reply to the next day's post to roll again. Also, do not make multiple requests in a single post. They must be separate posts for equal chances of rolls.
>>145851094That was just to make up for the lack of Gohan focus
>>145851089I’m sure he’ll be able to manage that if he gets past the multiversal+ and gigazillionwhateverthefuck-aton beams and physical attacks that DB is inevitably going to scale him at.
>>145851124Beast Gohan’s actual feats kinda suck. Cell Max didn’t even shake the planet
Who could beat this outerversal beast?
>>145851096Doom Slayer and Master Chief vs Moeshit Impact
Not gonna lie Halobros, this is looking bleak for us. I really hope that they take "rematch" literally and do Master Chief vs Doomguy instead of the Doom Slayer
>got raped by BBC > still stronger than everyone itt What's your excuse?
>>145851226Isn’t Doomguy and Doom Slayer the same dude?
>>145851228I'd kick his ass
>>145851228Get this literal raped sissy out of here.
>>145850984Conner will rip Mark's spine out. Add Mark to the DC Slaughterhouse list.
>>145851261I don’t know. Aside from dubious scaling to Prime Time, Conner kinda sucks on his own
>SISSYfith trying to act like he didn’t get raped
>>145851226Proof that any of Doomguy's weapons can even tickle Master Chief???
>>145851022Mark doesn't even train lol he only did like a few times and dipped >>145851136Scaling exist retard and Thragg who the Strongest Viltrutmite couldn't even destroy a planet in his fight with Battle Beast
>>145851295Cell Max’s self destruction didn’t threaten ghe planet either though. I’m pretty sure Mark could tank it unlike Gohan who ran
>>145851261Yup, Yup.
>>145851295Mark’s training comes from constantly protecting the Earth. He didn’t even stop fighting when he had no powers and was squishier than a human, and he also trained with Nolan regularly.
>>145851156neco arc solos
>>145851307Why is Doomsday T-posing?
>>145851307>>145851326Can someone add Raven and Superman
>>145851340Superman’s already there.
>>145851356Yeah but he needs his three timer win streak acknowledged
>>145851089Can't he just instant transmission back to Earth?
>>145851370Fair enough.
>>145851382Instant transmission is something only Goku knows, plus Vegeta if you count the manga.
>>145850984Mark gets to watch CHADhan and CHADonner Kent duke it out. Sidenote, I this fight ever happens, I hope they use T-shirt Conner. Like that costume for him.
>>145851251Kinda? Doomguy is ostensibly the guy we know of prior to him getting cosmologically fucked with and he is basically a well equipped but otherwise normal human. The Doomslayer is him after cosmological fuckery and he gets superpowers of a sort. He also has a little more depth since the two modern Doom games have side fluff and have him interact with people.
>>145851124Also, remember if SS Bardock at a pl of around 16 million at his best is 450 trillion times the speed of light, Gohan SS2 Gohan should be in the Quadrillions if not quintillions, and Beast is probably stupidly higher.
>>145851096Gohan vs superboy prime
>>145851441SS bardock is just 500,000 below suppressed FF Frieza.
>>145851441Anon.....SS Bardock was at 500K.
>>145850821No it is a genuine question. If all the games are canon to Archie means that they happened 1-1, then how did Archie do Shadow the Hedgehog?>>145850895Don't Sonic nor Eggman remember the events of 06 though? Like there is a sort of "the soul remembers even if the mind does not" vibe to the final scene in Soleanna.
Why do Dragon Smegma fans care about power levels so much anyway? Like, most of you just like Dragon Ball because of the memes anyway.
>You can’t like a classic anime series you grew up with sincerely because…. Because tou just can’t okay!!!!!!
>>145851501I grew up with it too. Goku can destroy a planet at most.Super isn't canon.
>>145851473He’s scaling him to Frieza for some reason
>>145851462Personally I'd argue he is a bit higher by the point he unlocks SSJ since he does manage two-ish zenkais. No idea how much, but even if he only went up by 1000 he'd be above First Form Frieza.
OH NO!HE'S NOT GONNA GO 3 - 0
>>145851487I usually dislike the memes that are informed by TFS because I am fairly certain that they have made people forget how the characters actually act.
>>145851462>>145851473I said his best. the 500 is taking his 10k confirmed and multiplying by 50. 16million is if you give him the same level of zenkai boost Goku got on Namek(highest recorded in the series), then the SS boost. We don't know what he was at when he actually did it, unless they did confirm it from Chilled or his minions, but I honestly can't remember and I'm not sitting through it again.Do I honestly think he got a 30x power boost from dying? No, but when you know the numbers, it's better to use them, otherwise the DBspics will shout out insanity the heard from some other spic. Which is how we have the trillions of light speed calc, instead of around 2000c, which is based on the actual flight time from Earth to Namek.
>>145851540Oh it took you a while this time. Hope your day isn't too busy or that it is the good kind of busy.
Dragonball is for brown spics, One Piece is for SEA monkey browns and arab muslims, Naruto is for Pajeets and Slavoids, Bleach is for cross-dressing trannies.
>>145851477>Don't Sonic nor Eggman remember the events of 06 though? Like there is a sort of "the soul remembers even if the mind does not" vibe to the final scene in Soleanna.Sonic remembers the events of 06, it's listed in the "Memories of Sonic" in Generations, and he even mentions the events to Silver.
>>145851307DB isn't owned by WB anymore, but i can't even say expect for DC to lose because these guys are incapable of being neutral.
>>145851590...and DC is for no-one because no-one reads western comic trash.
Dragonball is for whiteGODS!!!!
>>145851647I'm brown and I love Goku.
>>145851652.....'s nemesis Superman.
Bring. Me. Composite. EVERYTHING.
>>145851660KEKAROO!
>>145851660Falseflagging tardkurat
>>145851675>YahwehJobs to the Iron Chariot.
>>145851660>>145851717Nope. I made that post. I was 100%% serious.Not my fault people use it as ammo for the Superman boogieman. lmao
>>145851660>“I hate America and Goku”>I see…so this must means he loves Superman…What?
Dragonball is for brown spics, One Piece is for SEA monkey browns and arab muslims, Naruto is for Pajeets and Slavoids, Bleach is for cross-dressing trannies, and DC is for 60 year old senile granddads with broken backs.
>>145851560I hate talking hypothetical zenkais. I acknowledge them. I figure that they must happen. But talking about them is total AIDS because of how massively inconsistent the growths are.Vegeta on Earth: 18,000After recovering from Earth: 24,000After recovering from Zarbon: 32,000After Senzu bean from Recoome: ~480,000-500,000After Dende heal: ~2,000,000Goku on Earth: 8,000Goku on Namek: 90,000 (granted he also had training over the time period)Goku after Ginyu: 3,000,000Like what do I do with this? Cell and Goku Black are also zenkai abusers, so they technically didn't ever go away after Frieza either.Anyways for Bardock, if you had a gun to my head and made me choose his roughly PL at the end of Episode of Bardock, probably like 24,000/240,000/1,200,000.
>>145851754I don’t know why people treat zenakis, or even power levels for that matter, seriously when there isn’t even an explanation as to how they work or how they’re quantified. I want you to remember that Roshi, using his FULL POWER, went from being able to destroy a mountain to destroying a MOON within a year where he wasn’t even doing much training, and he was even MORE weakened during the tournament because he was fighting Goku. PL’s mean nothing.
My personal headcanon is that Omniman is around namek piccolo Level 1,260,000 and Full power Thragg is around Heavily Suppressed Namek Final Form Frieza - 3,000,000 and Older Emperor Mark is around Namek Kaioken x2 Goku - 6,000,000. Source? All in my head.
>>145851744OPUSvelLORDS...
>Shadow nonchalantly dodged a shiny rayHoly shit gorillion x ftl Shadow confirmed
>>145851744CHADvelKINGS…
>>145851226>>145851251Yes. Eternal confirms it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24BZBhJDKLY
>>145851744SpiderChad has spoken
>>145851829Personally, I would want to see the Invincible cast do a few more planet busts before giving them those numbers. The cartoon will probably hammer things out when it reaches the relevant points (if it does because Jesus Christ there is just so much more to go).
>>145851789Because, annoyingly enough, we do get told that Kaio-Ken actually enhances power levels. So while we cannot be certain what the measure, they are unfortunately a relevant scale to invoke when doing comparisons for the segment of Z where they get brought up.
I don't know about all that but i do know that DC cosmically stomps Marvel, cosmically
Jirenbros... are we being pushed aside by the Street Sharks?? Holy fuck, we just keep catching all these Ls.
You feel the threat 'cause every step is like a mountain movin'All those normal people that I couldn't save(Couldn't save)Take another world, add it to the fold'Til it's all so cold and sterile, for the empireKeep emotions chilled, just do what you're told...(Give upGive upGive upGive up)Is it ever gonna be enough(Give upGive upGive upGive up)To make up for what you've done?(Give upGive upGive upGive up)Is it ever gonna be enough(Give upGive upGive upGive up)To bring back the ones you love?
>>145851829Imagine being this salty KEK
Can Kaiba summon monsters like Yugi?
SHARTkima lost btw
I don’t know about all that but Marvel cosmically stomps DC, cosmically.
>>145851991Canon>>145852063Fanfiction
Why is Gokek such a complete pathetic jobber? Do Zoomers really idolize this jobber that much?
>>145852063Canon.>>145851991Headcanon.
>solos every character and verse posted ITT
>>145852100… in the laundry folding contest.
The 11D BEAST. And her pet husband.
>>145852118...are not in that picture.
>>145851501Why the fuck would you, though? Did you not have a father?
Shadowbros... why are we being marketed to babies?
>>145851647>arr rook same!Doubt.
>>145851501Why the fuck would anyone like comic books though, do comicfags not have fathers?
>>145852151>insecure fagon fag fag identified
>>145852133>Insecure DCuck detected
>fagon fag fag
>>145851865SO FUCKING WHAT.ENTER THE MARIO BROS.
>>145852180>parrotingJust low iq things.
CHADperman WONBEASThor WONOPUS-Man WONGoKEK LOSTWEAKgeta LOSTSHITdock LOST
>>145852196Kek DCucks look like that and say that.
>>145852180>>145852196SameBITCH melty
>>145851228Lost to Dmitri because he remebers getting speared
DC? Irrelevant mold.GODVEL? A Household name.
>>145852198Too bad for you, they are still moving.
>>145852220FregoliTARD…
>>145844641Junko caused a fucking war to happen just because it would make her horny and her influence was strong even after her death. William killed like 5 kids and was brought back through digital reincarnation and still got humbled by a third grader. how is this even a comparison
>>145852210No lies detected. Pure TRUTH dispensed.
>>145852224Could Dimitri TANK Donovans BBC?
>GODVEL? A Household name.
>>145852210So true...
>>145852244>The DCEU lost to thisKWAB
>>145852210CapeGODS... I KNEEL...
>>145852198>chadrio and chadigi>>145852230>>145851865mario and luigi also dodge lasers on the regular
>>145852233>two minutes to respondInspect_elementFAG>>145852225And sameBITCH
>>145851590Naruto for pajeets? Nah, naruto is for niggas. Jeets are more into one piece.
>>145852272>DCuck is off his meds
>>145852225No lies detected.
>has never cucked any of their characters BRING ME MARVEL AND DC
>>145852145Doesn't show up in the Japanese version, this is why I hate the westerntranny branch
>>145852243No. The white race as a whole JOBS to BBC
>>145852315Favorite franchise?
>>145851652>>145851660I love both :)
>>145852319Dragon Ball.
>>145852292Japs are manchildren and dont have kids so everything gets targetted to adults over there.
>>145852210>SuperKEK>Thor god of BLUNDER >OmniTRANS
>>145852319Sonic
>>145852319DC.
>>145852319Marvel.
ENOUGH! The Ultimate Warrior Clarkku has arrived.
>>145852391The ONESHOTTER of FICTION…
>>145852391sorry, wrong pic
>>145852029Dragon Ball Sparking Zero has me shipping her with Frieza.
>>145852391If you combine Superman and Goku you get someone who is weaker than normal Superman
>>145852391If you combine Superman and Goku you get someone who is weaker than normal Goku.
>>145852423Well no, depending on the method (the clothes merging indicates Potara style) the fusion is either multiplicative or additive.
>>145850984>Who wins this?My boy Luke Skywalker, of course
>>145852458Why does he have an Amish beard?
>>145852454Superman can already do everything Goku can do but infinitely better, his powers defy multiplication or calculation
>>145852490Infinity time Infinity anon, the limits are endless
I love how Genshin is giving Mauvika a bunch of fucking feats but they're all unquantifiable because they're involve breaking some undiscernible walls between planes of existence.
>>145852504I love how out of all the waifus in Genshin, they picked fucking AETHER for their “first Genshin MU”
How are they going to wank Godzilla? He seems far weaker than Hulk at a glance.
>>145852454Fat Gogeta is a krillin victim
>>145852490But think of how sweet it would be to do a simultaneous heat beam-kamehameha or instant transmission into the middle of the sun to recharge and then instant transmission back to fight A Superman-Goku fusion that makes full use of Ki and Kryptonian solar power would be very fun to watch
>>145852549Ultima Godzilla is a universal threat
>>145852490Superman with a 50x boost is still 50x stronger than Superman
>>145852591A universal onahole for Hulk's BGC
>>145852490Goku is amazing at driving his body far beyond his limitsHe's also by far the better martial artistGoku unironically would be one of the biggest possible power boosts Superman could have
>>145851021hulk? the guy who cannonically lost to puck?
>>145851501>Because tou
>>145852618why do hulkfags keep posting gay shit?
>>145852549
Characters that have unironically beat the shit out of Hulk.>Galactus, Thanos, She-Hulk, Red Hulk, Red She-Hulk, Wolverine, Iron Man, Namor, Wolverine, Sasquatch, Spider-Man, Squirrel Girl, Batman, Superman, Sentry, Rick Jones, Ringmaster, Hank Pym, Puck, The Punisher, Deadpool, Reed Richards, Sue Storm, Johnny Storm, Ghost Rider, The Thing, Storm, Cable, Havok, Hoarfen, Doc Octopus, The Leader, The Madman, Hawkeye, Dr. Voodoo, Dazzler, Godzilla, Dr. Melinda Leucenstern, A random soldier from General Ross's platoon in Tales to Astonish #69Am I missing anyone?
>>145851076Kill yourself.
>>145852750didn't man-thing beat him once?
>>145850984So, how will they make my boy Bowser job to the king of jobbers Eggman?
>>145852784>Jim Carey is objectively funnier then Jack Black, securing Dr. Eggman's victory.
>>145851084Distract him with books, than hit him with the muppet saiyan killin ring laser.!
>>145852539It could have been worse, Tiki wanted XIAO first and nobody with a penis likes Xiao
>>145852750Brian Quinn, James Murray, Sal Vulcano and Joe Gatto.
>>145852750His dad
>>145852784Bowser has the bigger jobbing count
Who could my heroes fight?
>>145852539Only one girl in Genshin has any actual feats and they’re so limited that you might as well give them to Aether/Lumine so there’s more to talk about.
>>145852861Eggman fucking builds machines that have obvious weak spots for Sonic to exploit.Bowser gets physically tossed around by Mario despite sometimes being four times his size.
>>145852861If you want to be technical almost every time Mario is on an adventure it's because he's reacting to Bowser doing what he set out to do (stealing Peach).Heck Bowser has beaten Mario in straights one v ones before, see the start of Odyssey for example.
>>145852861Eggman gets his machines destroyed by literal children like Tails and Cream.
>>145852794The saddest choice of comedians kek
>>145852750>the CHADingWho doesnt lose against this omnipotent beast? He literally solos all of DC.
>>145852770
>>145852899I support this narrative, because Ben Mother Lovin Thing Grimm has some of the best fucking one liners.
>>145852784I legitimately don't know how bowser tanks the final egg blaster without SMG wank
>>145852875Disingenuous take, multiple girls do have multiple feats just some are different (Raiden's pure stat slicing of the Island vs Nahida's hax putting Scaramouche empowered by the collective knowledge of Sumeru into an Izanami like time loop) and some are obviously smaller in scale.
>>145852891>there's a Sonic character called "Cream the rabbit"Kekarooney!
>>145852933Invincible clown car, please understand.
>>145852933Dream Stone.
>>145852145I can't wait for these kids to see Mario get capped on the cinemas lmao
>>145851307Crazy how DC actually loses all those fights (except Shazam).
>>145852933>He doesn't know of Dreamy BowserMario unironically outscales Sonic as a series, no joke.
>>145852210...all in my fanfiction btw
>>145852955>crazy how [seething headcanon]Yup yup
>>145852396...'s laundry.
>>145852935I’m referring to Raiden when I say that only one has actual feats, as in stuff people will actually care about. Keep in mind that even you only managed to name two characters, one of them being Nahida of all people.
>>145852490>(Solar System level character) can do everything (Galaxy level character) does infinitely better ???????????
>>145853022You have those flopped.
>>145852955canon
>>145852993>this is the best response the DCuck can muster KWAB!
>>145853016I think some people care about the smaller feats, even if not as "epic" because people still want MUs for other characters besides the Archons
guys please don't be too hard on the dcucks they just got humiliated in front of the entire world thanks to flopker 2
>>145853076>worse performance than MORBIUSKEKAROOOO!!!
>>145852627Superman pushes himself beyond his limits way more than Goku. He's a Solar Alien who regularly defeats multiversal threats because he's powered by people needing him to helpWhat they call "martial arts" in dragonball is just flailing around your arms and legs like a teenager in a cafeteria, and screaming/crying until you shoot lasers and get handed a powerup. Superman knows ACTUAL martial arts AND boxing like Muhammad Ali, he'd kick Goku's ass with or without powers
>Movies all flop>Comics all flop>Cartoons flopImagine being a Dumb Cunt fan unironically.
>>145853076Gordon fucking WON.
>>145853076They got what they fucking deserved alright
>>145853053>seething this hard over DCHADSJust serial LOSER behavior.
>>145852549Singular Point and the novel for that already wanked him enough, I'm pretty sure not even GIH statement wank is higher then what the novel put him at
>>145850984Superboy obviously wins. I don't give a fuck what strength multipliers he has or how fast he can go, Gohan is a fucking shitter who will find a way to lose
>>145853127So DC fans seethe at DC........
>>145853144>admits he's a seething LOSERThat was easy.
>seething this hard over DCHA- y-yes sir I'll go watch joker get assraped in prison four more times........You guys hear something?
>>145853153No, I did not admit to being a DC fan. I prefer CHADvel.
OMNIPOTENT-MANOMNISCIENT-MANOMNIPRESENT-MANYeah, I'm thinking he's a BOUNDLESS BEAST who SOLOS FICTION
>>145853181...'s laundry
>>145853032>floppedMexican Comics........
>>145852955Checked and Canon
>>145853155>clapping for kosher thingsSaar, yes saar. Bloody bitch blowjob for moishe, yes saar.
>>145850984Conner.
>>145853095First film to ever make 1 Morbillion Dollars
>>145853225DCbro......
>>145851096a Final Fantasy black mage
>>145853181OmniTRANS
>>145852964He doesn't, not even close, the only scale Mario uses to even come close to a multiversal level is the Dream Depot, which is a ripoff version of the Maginaryworld without the higher dimensional statements.
>>145853105Superman never pushes himself beyond his limits physically, he just pushes himself too his limits or raises those limits by plot device
>>145851096Titan submersible
>>145851096Skull Kid
>>145851096Elephants Foot in Chernobyl
>>145853313Sonic doesn't even scale to planet level.>Muh Solaris-Fodder.
>>145853313Sonic scales beyond all fiction.>Muh Solaris-Beyond tiering.
>>145851096Klaud from Star Wars
>>145853420… in terms of WEAKNESS!
>Springtrap won on the death battle castBased. Hopefully if they do it as an actual episode he'll wreck the villain sue there too. Or Joker will if they decide to use Afton on Chucky.
>>145851096Today is International Squid Day apparently. So I'll roll for Squidward Tentacles. (I know he's an octopus, but octopus day was two days ago and I missed it.)
>>145853457What did they say on the cast about Omnidock?
I wen to poop today and there was blood in it.
>>145853457Big Bang monokuma wipes the verse
>>145853549…’s ass once Scott scaling enters the room.
>>145853510Nothing really new desu.>>145853549Afton could just hack or possess any monokumas Junko has. And since she has no way to deal with souls, they didn't see any wincon for her. Thus, Afton sweep.
Would it be peak.
>>145853511You have hemorrhoids or ass cancer.
>>145853684>since she has no way to deal with soulsOh yeah? Let me ask my top guys who’re versed in Dangan knowledge.
>>145853684Oh I looked it up, basically they did the same thing as the RWBY producers where they say "We accept criticism but not when you're a dick." but they've never respond to any criticism outside of saying don't be a dick.And regarding why they didn't use Viltrum, they just sorta threw their hands in the air, "That wasn't the feat we were using." To which I have to say, what the fuck kind of research are you doing where you only look at one feat?
>>145853703Who vs Who
>>145853757They said noAnd that Afton kicks her ass.
>>145853511Dont worry bro. That cancer will soon be doing your laundry.
Who's the Toyotaro/Ikemoto of Comics and Cartoons?
>>145853876Rob Liefeld
>>145853876Rob Liefeld for Toyotaro and Steve Dilion for Ikemoto.
>they didn’t talk about the criticism at all on the castImagine being given almost 3/4 of a million dollars and then acting like this.
>>145850984Mark. Superboy is meh and Adult Gohan is a loser.
>ToyoCHADo
>>145852964Solaris is an extradimensional temporal God that eats timelines, and comic Sonic is speedforce tier. Mario is a gag character with Looney Tunes feats.
>>145854091this nigga got dogwalked by Captain Ginyu–as an adult. LOL
>>145854182Solaris is a fodder that lost to three sub-planet level hedgehogs. He also doesn't eat timelines the same way Zeno just nuked one, it's an over time thing.>ComicsNoncanon irrelevance.
What are the chances of us getting a “full-composite” Mario vs Sonic 3 where they end the battle as friends like Goku and Superman did?
>>145854024Imagine giving none of that money and acting like this.Wait...
>>145854392Don't need to imagine that, I'm not a retard
godzilla? solod by skibidi toilet
>>145850984RECEDINGhairline Conner will rip apart Mark and Jobhan like paper. More victims to the DC GODS.
>>145854446....before he wakes up and realizes Gohan instakilling Mark created a shockwave so powerful it knocked him out.
>>145854444>four fours deathbattlesisters............
>>145851307who beat dr strange?
>>145854444>QuadsDeath Battlekeks……..
>>145854502Dr. Fate.
>>145854502The box office and fan reception.
>>145854444Based and checked
>>145854502>fanfiction doctor fate >reality shitty eye cgi
>>145853703yeah, if its not just the chick standing there because gentarous on a mission to befriend the multiverse, im not caring
>>145854560Post itPost the eye
>>145854523>>145854560i can except that. except a battle between the two would last a long ass time and i know that this shit was somehow wrapped in 10 minutes
>>145854444You don't need to imagine it because you're literally acting like that, retard.>four foursDeath quads. Trapped by matter. Fitting.
Name a good opponent for Elminster The fact the only wizard battle sofar was with cape characters is a downright crime
>>145854598They'd fight in a timeless place for le eternity or more. Mere minutes to us plebs.
>>145854611>paypiggie tearsYummy!
>>145854640>y-you have to P-PAY to notice i'm retardedNope.
>>145854611all those words just to tell us you're a BITCH who actually PAID for THIS
>>145854611Mold.>>145854444Gold.
>>145854659>y-you're retarded because you didn't donate to le hecking webshow!!!!Kek. Death Battlecucks are beyond parody.
>>145854662All those words to say you're poor.And, nope, didn't pay. Seethe moar, turdy.
>>145854676No lies detected.
>>145854682>y-y-you're poor because you didn't wanna donate to some balding middle-aged men's online fanfic!!!>b-b-but I didn't donate o-of course kwab
>>145854676K, b, c.
>>145854676trvth nvke
>>145854676Every single word spoken here is objectively correct.
>>145854615Put your trip back on otto
>>145854446>>145854460…./Before Gohan wakes up and realizing his genetics doomed him to lose after Invincible punches out his bloody teeth
>>145851022Gohan had to train constantly since he was a kid, his most memorable arc is his training arc with Piccolo.Conner also trained more than Mark but less than Gohan, the comics don't show it but we are told it happens; we explicitly see him doing meditation training for for his TTK since it's a psychic power. Same with the other kyrptonian child, Kara, we don't see her train but Diana took her to Themyscira to and get combat training. Mark is the one who got free power-ups. Eve rebuilt him more than once to be more powerful.
>>145854797>IESLBGohan rapes
Does anyone have that edgy comic where Cell comes back and rips Pan in half so Gohan gets stronger
>>145854805Mark trained, via going out there and kicking ass/getting his ass kickedLearn from experience
>>145854805Eve gave him literally one power up ever and that was it. How many Zenkai boosts has Gohan received? Mark trained literally the second he got his powers, Gotham slacked off for anywhere between five years to an entire decade, and keep in mind that Mark kept fighting well after he took over the Viltrum empire.
>>145854817With his cock?
>>145854903What
>>145854900*GohanThanks autocorrect
>>145854900I wish that the dragonball MMO storyline was still canonGohan researching and writing a manual that lets ANYONE unlock their Ki potential is frankly the single best interpretation of his character possible
>>145854903Favorite character?
>>145854932Tienshinhan
>>145854932Bejita.
>>145854909Did he rip her in half with his cock?
>>145854932Pilaf
>>145854932Hal Jordan.
>>145854955No, I don't think Cell even has a cock
>>145854932Nuly
>>145854978He's the perfect lifeform so he has to have a cock.
>>145854932Zly.
The fuck happened to these threads? I mean death battle threads weren't exactly the best quality but at least most posters used to give actual answers and information backing up their posts. Now it's just meme answers and extremely low level shitposting and elementary school insults.
>>145855011...on opposite day
>>145855011They started degrading around a year ago I don't know why
>>145855011GvS3 happened
>HUH, WHAT'S THAT KAKAROT, MY MASSIVE POPULARITY HAS LED TOEI TO FINALLY INTRODUCE ME INTO CANON, BUT NOT AS THE BROLY FROM THE MOVIES THAT PEOPLE LOVED, BUT AS AN AUTISTIC 40 YEAR OLD CAVEMAN???? AND THIS NEW VERSION OF BROLY IS THE ONLY ONE THAT WILL EVER BE CANON, LEAVING ME FOREVER TRAPPED AND BETRAYED IN NON-CANON PURGATORY FOR THE REST OF MY EXISTENCE, ONLY BEING DRAGGED OUT OF HELL TO STAR IN GLORIFIED FANFICTION ENJOYED ONLY BY WEEABOOS AND POWERSCALERS LIKE DRAGON BALL HEROES OR VIDEO GAMES WHILE THE NEW BROLY GETS THE KIND OF ATTENTION AND GLORY THAT I WILL NOW NEVER HAVE?????? WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT YABBA DABBA DOO, SEND ME RIGHT IN THERE KAKAROT I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE ALL THE INCREASINGLY RIDICULOUS WAYS IN WHICH I, ONE OF THE STRONGEST CHARACTERS IN ALL OF DRAGON BALL, GET HUMILIATED AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN, I'M SUCH A HAPPY JOBBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>145854797Why does Ottley hate Superman anyways?
Which character could a Saibamen beat?
>>145855050He said this
>>145855050Kek I remember when Zly said this.
>>145855011alrightserious answers only:Who wins Gioker?
When will you people learn that slapping a number, no matter how large it is. Gives a character a limit and therefore makes them weaker than something without a limit...like infinity?
>>145855064Tienbros…….
>>145855097Giorno, because the arguments for Joker bypassing GER are flimsy as hell
>>145855097Probably Giorno.
>Hulk when he sees Godzilla's higher dimensional dick
>reaction speed and combat speed aren’t the sameIs this a cope?
>>145855097Giorno, although I do still need to play P5 to get more info on Joker, from what I’ve seen so far he doesn’t really have anything that can protect him from GER or even getting one tapped by GE aging him to death. If Giorno ever even gets some of his blood or spit or any sort of DNA too, it’s effectively game over. He can make a copy of him with all of his Personas that’ll automatically defend him.
>>145855011The mods gave up and let /dbs/niggers ruin everything
>>145853684just use the power of Jesus, that fucks ghosts over in Danganronpa
>>145855011Superman vs goku 3 happened and /dbz/ never got over it
>DBSDBSDBSDBSDBS
>>145855097Reality? Joker.Under Swank? Giorno will win 1000000%.
>>145855235>/dbz/nonexistent
>>145855303i like your answer so i'll assume it's truth that joker will win
>>145855004Sex is Useless to a perfect lifeform
>>145855103Oh, what's that? You guys are still stuck at baseline infinity? My bad, I thought I was talking to non-fodder verses all this time, come back when you reach inaccessible cardinals like SCPGODS
>>145855303>Personafags preemptively setting up their cope for when Joker gets those fucking rags offLmao
>>145851096Kaenbyou Rin
>>145855412...can harness when it's time to JOB.
>>145855503...to no one.
>>145851096Empowered vs Kamen America
>>145851096Minoriko Aki
>>145855011We attracted /dbs/ retards.
>>145851096Toramaru Shou
Star Wars vs Power Rangers in which series got fumbled harder by their rights owners
>>145855181Nopeor are you gonna argue that a Cheetah can maule you at the same speed she runs?
>>145851096Patchouli Knowledge
>>145855181Do you flinch and fight at the same speed?
>>145855764 Cheetah don't maul, they go for one throat bite.
>>145850984No fucking way were comparing gohan blanco to MARK
>>145855807>Cheetah don't maulsee. they just don't scale
>>145855813>Omnipotus scaling>Spawn scalingHonestly, Mark stands a chance
>>145855526… aside from every single character who is wall tier or above.
>>145855911...who get stomped even harder by a single SCP atom.
>>145855813>>145855890Oh yeah, Gohan Blanco busted so many galaxies….. oh wait.
>>145855813I know right? With Spawn scaling Mark should be fighting Galactus or The Grand priest, or Thanos not these chumps.
Scaling! Scaling! Scaling! Get your scaling here! We have scaling for every character! Doesnt matter what they do on their own, scaling is the only thing we care about! Did that one character survive a punch from the most powerful one in the setting? Guess what, the one who got punched is now GGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD TTTTTTTTTIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR! Ignore the context, just accept the scaling!
>>145855813uh?Gohan blanco has 4chan meme scalingwhat are they smoking?
>>145851096Yasaka Kanako
>>145855923...until they reach building level, at which point they can destroy composite SCP.
>>145855890Honestly Omnipotus scaling is just watered down Mean Supreme scaling. People just point to the former since it’s more “canon” in a sense.
>>145856039...'s molecules.
>>145855971*stares at you in 11D*Yes, I will.
>>145855351>/dbz/ doesn't exist Biggest conspiracy since the moon landing honestly
>>145856163Dimensions! Get you dimensions here! 1D? 2D? 3D? 4? We got all that and more! Does your character not sound powerful enough? Tired of them being made fun of in VS debates? Well we have the solution for...YOUUUUU! Dimensions! That's right! Just slap a number next to a dimension and BAM! Your character is now stronger! Why? Who knows! But we all know that isn't how dimensions work. But hey, who cares? It sounds impressive and that's all that matters! So, get your dimension....TODAY!
Can you hear the silence?Can you see the dark?Can you fix the broken?Can you feel my heart?
>>145856163Dude 11D is the tortilla chip dimension. Not a very strong flex.
>>145856266Ooo ooo ooo do cosmology next do cosmology!
>>145856163>5 dimensions higher than DC's highestYup, yup, the strongest.
>>145856266>>145855971
Darkseid IS.
>>145856163>11D? I’m above that.
Leon Kennedy vs My twink annihilating cockWho wins?
>>145856374He's not though
>>145856374…with D standing for “Dead Wives”
>>145856121...all of them, in a single blow.
>>145856301Does your character suffer from...weaksause? Do their numbers not seem...big enough? Today I am selling a concept that will make them weak no longer! Physics breaking! That's right, Physics breaking! What better way to show how BIG AND STRONG your character is then by showing them shattering reality. No longer will they be constrained by things like...logic, or reasoning, or...reality. They can do anything now with this one simple trick! Except for when they cant! But I hear you. What if my character needs to fight some one now?! Wouldn't this mean they produce more energy than the universe they live in? How can the fight not be a stomp!? Won't this ruin the scaling!? Simple my friend, give the other character the same powerset. That's right, with the purchase of one reality breaking tool kit, I am giving away a second one ABSOLUTLY FREE! Now both your characters can break reality! Ignore the fact that this doesn't make sense, because we all know that most writers and audience members don't know how physics work anyway! So. BUY TODAY!
Don't care, my heroes are still outerversal.
>>145856374...with D standing for Kamina's dick in Yoko's pussy
>They do OmniMan vs Pink Diamond>Pink Diamond wins>They didn't change the scaling for OmniManHow would you react?
>>145855971One Black hole and one infinity scaling Please!Also add one World slash scaling to make it look legit, please!>>145856266Oh, I want one!Give me a 8D please.>>145856598Add one of these kits too!
>"It's over for you! PERS-">https://youtu.be/U0TXIXTzJEY?t=223 [Embed]>"W-Wha-">Giorno and GER appear behind Joker>"You will never reach the truth!">Joker felt his outfit rip at the bottom, and as soon as he wondered what it was, he slowly felt GER's golden tip try to squeeze in-between his butt cheeks. Wait, why was it taking so long?>Joker looked at his surroundings again and realized that the world around him was moving in slow motion. Was this part of his ability too?!>It was agony. GER's dick was thrusting in and out of Joker's asshole for what felt like hours. He should've let it all out ages ago, but even that was taking its sweet time. He can't tell if he enjoys it or not, he just wants it to end.>This was it, he thought. After what felt like another hour of GER cumming inside him, suddenly, it was nothing. Everything was gone, it was like he didn't just go through hours of rape.>"W-where am-">"You will never reach the climax, either.">That was the last time Joker would see or hear of Giorno Giovanna. He awoke in a prison. Again? What was different n->"Get his fucking rags off.">Joker was suddenly overpowered and forced to the ground by a group of prison guards. He was stripped and raped again. At least this time it felt normal, he thought.>While feeling the cop's climax, things shifted again.>Joker awoke in a tent, with a large dark-skinned man already in the process of undressing him.>"W-who ar-">"Gambino sold yer ass out boy!">This one felt worse. The man was much too big for him, and he couldn't stand it.>Just as the mass of muscle let loose in his cheeks, Joker woke up again.>He looked around. He was in an alleyway, with no idea of where he was. He stared at a calendar on the floor.>The date read June 1992.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhmC-q5ccLA
>>145856684I’d be confused because the combined blast of the three Diamonds was weaker than the stats they gave the Viltrum bust alone. I mean, Pink loses regardless of the sun disk anyhow, she’s literally too slow and weak to touch or hurt Nolan.
>>145852750non-canon.
>>145856414Chris Redfield when he fucks you both.
>>145856685Here is your wank sir!
>>145851307Atleast Spider-Man won.
>>145856857Spider-Man is cool, he is honorary DC
>>145856685All yours, friend! I hope your character is as powerful as hoped!
>>145856842LMAOOOOOOOI find it insane that people still wank HP this hard when>200% didn’t even destroy all of the buildings in the affected area>200% didn’t even fucking hurt Uraume>200% didn’t even disintegrate SUKUNA WHO WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ITThat jobber move has only killed humans and people who lost to a weaker version of Sukuna.
>>145852899>Disney's JOBingLoses to John Carpenter's the CHADing.
It truly is crazy to think that the Scarlet King truly fodderizes every single verse posted on this thread with just his mere presence.
>>145856842I really don't get what goes through the minds of these people
But honestly I think we should all agree Mr Poopandshit solos all of fiction. Not only does he have his multiversal feat of farting the primordial fart that farted all the farts AND all the poops in the omniverse, but he scales to Mister Lister The Sister Fister who fucked the sister of every reader in real life. So not only is Mr Poopandshit at bare minimum multiversal ++, he also has metafictional hax and can shit in your living room in real life.
>>145856907...as long as he doesn't bump into any verses that reach building level, in which case he's getting SQUASHED and SLAMMED.
>>145856889>The JOBing and the JOBingBoth job to CHADing!
>>145856934...of laughter at how WEAK 99% of fiction is
>>145852899all those pretty colors just to remain wall level
Is this entire thread just people spouting shitty memes at each other?
>>145854903Go back to /dbs/
>>145856942...because 99% of fiction is non-combative, but the 1% that is thoroughly gapes the KWABlet KEK.
>>145856968...who isn't the Scarlet King, who does solo fiction
>>145856922Most intelligent post in this thread
>>145856952Just imagine if shills took over society. It's good these threads exist.
>>145856350... trans
>>145855848>admits he's a necklet
>>145856727Kek, based, canon.
>>145856990...'s laundry.
>>145857079Canon.
Anons, I... I'm not even wall level...
>>145857097Okay anon
>>145857097Scarlet King…
>>145857097Every character that isn't part of the SCP verse...
>>145857097Every character from SCP……..
>>145857097Makima...
>>145857097Doom Slayer...
>>145857150...'s conquerors...
>>145857097...'s laundry.
>>145857097Composite fiction against a real life wall…
>>145856416His verse is 11D, and he solos it, thus making him 12D
>>145857248>Can solo his entire verse>Can’t solo his refusal to bring his dead wife back
>>145857248That's not how it works
>>145857262He solo’d the peer pressure to bring his wife back. Which makes him stronger than 99% of MCs who would give in to that pressure.
>>145857273You mean the peers he also brought back? Those peers?
>>145857422Simonbros……
>>145857273>Wow Simon! You’re so cool for letting your wife die and living the rest of your life as a lonely filthy hobo who only has literal rats as your only companions! I wish I could be as awesome as you and have a dead spouse! - 99% of MC’s apparently
>>145857456Kekaroo!
>>145857456I thought he fought those rats for food
>>145853703Miraculous vs a Kamen Rider? How is that fair?
This page makes me wonder, can Giorno create animals that’re immune to things like Almighty if Joker hits an object with it and then Giorno creates an animal from said object? Almighty might be a stretch but Joker’s elemental and status effects could be rendered useless by Giorno turning the affected environment into animals or trees struck by those attacks, and then using them for defense.
>>145855414>Goyjo fans acting smug like the other researchers didn't get the rags off swan to make him pipe down
>RAPEDker COPE
>>145857556Some people have them as universal since technically speaking Plagg and Tikki’s Miraculous can destroy and create a new universe
>>145857598Don't you need both at once for that tho
>>145857097Composite Sonic...
>>145857221...in the wall's imagination.....
>>145857721…. Thought composite fiction in it’s dying dreams before being soloed by a single real life atom.
>>145857681...'s victims...
>>145857803....or at least, so coped the atom, powerless before fiction.
>>145857842...which includes Wally West and this is the end of the sentence.
>>145857803>in it’sESL Life......it's over. CHADiction won. Simple as.
>>145857881(Addendum: on opposite day)
SPREAD OUT
>>145857907...Wally stands a chance)
I don’t know about all that but real life effortlessly stomps all of fictiom.
I don’t know about all of that but fiction effortlessly stomps real lufe.
>>145857948Untrue, as long as intelligent life exists that is.
>>145857948>fictionESL life…>>145857959>lufeESLtion…
>>145851258.... while I got my body getting Split in two by the dragonslayer
>>145851675I didn't knew somebody renembered GOD-MAN fun scripts, Sad that the author went full schizo
>>145857990What happened to him?
Since Giorno is 15 does that mean Joker is going to be raped by a shota?
>>145857996Politics
>>145857097Doctor green.... Speedy....
>>145858007Isn’t Joker also 15?
>>145858053He's 18. He gets to go to jail if Giorno rapes him.
>>14585805317
I remember when the tiering system didn't even reach multiversal. It used to be like:HumanPeak HumanBuildingStreetCityMountainContinentMoonPlanetSolarHeraldGalacticSkyfatherUniversalOmnipotent
>>145858007>Giorno>ShotaHe’s like 5’9
>>145858007>>145858053>>145858082>>145858083FFS. Below age of consent but looking pubescent enough to rationally pass for 18 is jailbait. That's why its called jailbait. The guy being carried away is usually yelling something like "But officer she said she was 18!." Giorno is jailbait like Trish. Koichi is shota.
>>145857948...'s wall level characters, but gets demolished by the building level ones.
>>145858170He's still 15. He's a shota.
>>145858102Name 5 omnipotents
>>145858248I'm not gonna do your homework for you
>>145858244He's jailbait. Shota is a character that obviously looks like a little boy.
>>145851029>Who obviously wins>GohanNot in Death Battle lol
>Giorno is not a shotaNo. All my saved pics...
>>145854823>Mark trained, via going out there and kicking ass/getting his ass kicked>Learn from experienceBy that logic damn near everybody has trained.
>>145851076Easy anon. DBfags already job enough as it is. Just laugh at how horribly stacked the deck is against them and feed off their eternal seethe like everyone else.
>>145857959…’s wall level weapons, but gets demolished by all the building level weapons.
>>145858343...who is mentally ill.
>SHITal Life is parrotingFurther proof that CHADiction cosmically won, cosmically.
>>145858437k, b, c.
>>145858425DBcucks sure are lmao
>>145858248God, who has been interpreted as:Ahura Mazda (19th century reinterpretations of Manicheanism/Zoroastrianism)Monad of the Pythagorean/Hermetic/Gnostic traditionsThe Luminous Mind of Buddhism YHWH of the Kabbalistic traditionsThe Great Mana of Mandaean traditions. The Soul of Mankind
Who can be a match for him?
>>145858507Is this what /pol/ has nightmares about?
>>145858477Death Battlecucks are really broken kek
>SHITion immediately has a melty over a single postYup yup yup, CHAD Life fucking DEMOLISHED composite fiction.
>>145858507*blocks your path*I won't let you kidnap the children
>>145858561K, b, c.
>SHITal Life is crying because it got BTFOSigh...fodder behavior. KINGiction would never.
>>145858613k, b, c
>>145858577You have nice taste in cryptids. Shame I can't say that about your taste in other things.
>>145858577>>145858653What the hell is that?
>>1458510964chan Grey Alien>>145858775https://obscurban-legend.fandom.com/wiki/The_Sandown_Clown
>>145858775a concerned tourist
>>145857948Keyed>>145857959Locked
>>145852549Can Hulk beat current Superman? Because Godzilla beat a Superman who is equal to current Superman.>>145852845KBC.
>>145855011>Death Battle threads>no Death Battlesthere's your answeras much as we all shit on them (and rightfully so), DB was actually giving powerscalingfags an outlet to talk about things without constantly going around in circles because of a lack of actual focus, that and /dbs/pics embedded themselves firmly here and now it's just endless back and forth of "CHADren CHADolos on opposite day's laundry"
>>145852549I just want to see how they animate the size difference. This is either going to be cool as fuck or look like shit
>>145855097Joker has all the stats by a landslide but GER will give Giorno the win because there is literally zero way for Joker to get past that
>>145850984Mark is 100% dies so he's not even a factor.
>>145858483Kid Goku victims
>>145851029Dayum I don’t remember it being that violent, you can see the god damn eyeball, I need to rewatch the series
Who’s a good match-up for composite King Kong?
>>145858993>Joker has all the stats by a landslideIs this actually true or is it through the SMT wank I keep hearing about? This debate is so ability focused that I haven't really seen people discuss stats
>>145859063it's less Joker having insane stats and more Giorno's baseline stats not being that great, Part 5 explicitly shows Gold Experience being somewhat underpowered for a punch ghost in exchange for all its utility and GER doesn't actually have that much in terms of stat feats compared to its actual hax
>>145859063Even disregarding smt he's dodged light attacks and should scale to Yu, whose persona caused a huge explosion fighting against Adachi. Or even scaling to Mitsuru should be enough, since I think her bridge feat was a couple dozen tons of tnt. I forget.Either way, Jojo is really lacking in the stats department outside of speed. And that's at most a tie. So Joker taking the stat trinity isn't too surprising.
>>145851096Dane Whitman aka THE BLACK KNIGHT
>>145859063Even without the SMT wank Yaldy is Country+ as a lowball, Planetary as a more accepted mid ground with potential wank. The only stat Joker can't beat Giorno at is speed because Swan is 100% going to give him the Dio speed wank.Reality is though this is going to come down to 'Does Joker have a way to beat GER'
>>145852198Holy shit this looks like SMBZ
>>145859063Joker should have the stat edge. GE couldn't even break through White Album's ice armor. But GE might win speed due to OH MY SHOE LEVEL METEORS but durability and power definitely go to Joker.
I still find it funny/weird how one of the best feats in Jojo, cloud parting, is hard to use since we literally only have that scene out of the movie and nothing else. It's basically lost media.How'd a fully completed and released film about the first part of a famous manga become lost? Usually these things are either insanely obscure or a one-time thing that nobody bothered to archive.
>>145859108>Either way, Jojo is really lacking in the stats department outside of speed.Makes sense. Stand fights after Part 3 are much more about abilities and outsmarting rather than outright punch fests.
>>145859148Speaking of which we should genuinely consider Giorno having trouble with White Album as a weakness considered Joker can access Ice Persona
>>145859174*considering
>>145859136No it doesn’t, tranny.
>>145852319Gash Bell
>>145859192meds
>>145859162I heard rumours that Araki disliked it
>>145859174Somewhat. White Album was able to screw over Giorno's life generation because it made the environment too old for anything but tundra shrubs (and too cold even for that). Bufu spells don't really stay on the field like it, but it's kind of moot since Joker wins just by casting any aoe spell and overwhelming GE's ability to block.
>>145859174He had trouble with WHAITU ALBAMU because it spent the first half of the fight attacking him in an enclosed space and the other half being shot at by Mista while Giorno was waiting for the go ahead so he wouldn’t get, you know, shot. He immediately figured out that he just needed heat to use GE’s ability and even then, unless Joker is trapping him in a car, ice shouldn’t be that much of an issue since he can turn the ground into a tree that’ll result in Joker himself getting frozen if he tries to freeze it.
The way Trish and Giorno are sexualized makes me think Araki might be a chomo.
>>145859276Nah Japan just doesn't give a shit about crybullies/professional victims as much as the west.
>>145859276Because you're retarded?
>>145859265How would Giorno deal with something like this?
>>145859276If sexualizing teenage characters makes you a chomo then pretty much every single anime is made by chomos.
>>145859276>This sexy drawing is canon 15! That makes me mad!Call the cops then asshole.
>>145859303With base GE? Either damage reflection or surrounding himself with thick vines and trees, which would also lead to damage reflection. There’s also the usual punchy punchy deflection of course. With GER?You will never reach the truth. Also I almost forgot, you might be able to scale GE to the mud eater via Sticky Fingers to boost his stats a bit, the one who could turn a large mass of ground into liquid.
>>145859263>>145859265Ice Age is an AoE so theoretically it can freeze everything with Giorno's range.
>>145859357*withinI need to fucking sleep
>>145859303>GE without SwankHe doesn't. There's no way in hell he can block all of that without some bit getting through. Reflect won't matter because of Joker's HP pool will allow him to tank it.>GE with SwankGiorno uses a 1 zillion times light speed dodge to Jojo pose around the blast then stuffs a trillion ladybugs down Joker's gullet. Boomstick makes an Oogie Boogie joke.>With GERLOL return to zero.
>>145859357Giorno should still be in the clear since he can set up preemptive life gives, or LG through objects. If he hits the floor or a building before Joker pulls a freeze then he can bust out with a tree.
>>145859357It would kill what's already out, but it wouldn't persist.
>>145859349I don't think vines+trees are gonna stop that shit
>>145859443It won't. The residual heat alone is going to fry Giorno. He needs an overwhelming speed advantage in GE or GER to win.
>>145851307But that wasn’t a true death battle yet
>>145859443Stop? No. Handle some of it if he’s transmutated enough of the floor into a large enough mass to cover him? Yeah. Obviously he’s not gonna walk out unscathed but just being able to protect himself from at least some of it means that he can heal himself if he manages to get away. Of course if he keeps getting carpetbombed he’s fucked but at the same time so is Joker since he’s bombing himself just as much.
>>145859495Joker can tank a few of his own big moves. Giorno is much squishier.
>>145859443oh Giorno gets absolutely fried, if not from AoEs then from shit like Mudoon or Hamaon that instant kills whatever it hits, targets one person and no damage to reflect. This is only a matchup because of GER
>>145858577My money is still on Dildo Clown. He plays to WIN
>>145859537I feel like they're going to ignore the Insta Kills because they have a chance of not working but it would be funny if they did bring it up
Rule34IS THE SOLOER OF DEATH BATTLE
>>145859602Lies if no scans.
>>145859537Giorno can reflect status effects and the like. He reflected 3 Freeze’s gravity back onto Koichi once it hit the tree he made. It doesn’t need to do “damage” per se for him to be able to send it back, the only caveat is that he has to set it up ahead of time.>>145859524Sure he’s squishy, but if Joker keeps trying to blow him up he’ll still be damaging himself. Doesn’t help that Giorno can take advantage of the free smokescreen to transmutate a way out via distraction, like a million pebble made tarantula hawk wasps.
>>145859644As long as the damage isn't Fatal Joker can heal himself with Ishtar's Salvation which is a full heal and removes any ailments as a bonus.
>>145859060Nothing?
>>145855050at least a version of him made it into canon before Shueisha killed Toriyama. Coolerbros are fucked forever now. ;-;
>>145859060Donkey Kong
>>145859651I feel like “instant death” would be kind of fatal, but the same does apply to Giorno since he can replace body parts with literally anything as long as it’s non living.
>>145859602It doesn't have any Rule 34, then it simply doesn't exist.
This is less about winning and more about humiliation
>>145859723Donkey Kong would one-shot King Kong.
>>145859918Composite King Kong goes the distance.
>>145859936He absolutely does not when you give DK Mario Party scaling, where Bowser is afraid to fight him.
>>145859952>mario party scalingBrain worms typed this.
>>145860017New thread
>>145856727KINO
>>145859805No matter who wins a champion of weebs will get his rags off.
>>145859975Mario party scaling is definitely valid, it upscales the entire cosmology extremely.
>>145860390Dream Depot goes crazy.
>>145860390>>145860408>Mario party scaling is definitely valid, it upscales the entire cosmology extremely.>Dream Depot goes crazy.I think it's still getting bigger calcs to this day.
