Joker vs giorno maybe October 27
OH NO! HE'S NOT GONNA GO3 - 0
>>145957802OH NO!JOKERS GONNA GO!1-0!THE 1 IS A WIN BTW
Joker's powers only work in the "metaverse." IRL he's a normal japanese teenager, AKA wall level fodder. Giorno would turn Joker into a paste before he could even get his phone out of his pocket, no GER necessary.
After GoGODS vaporize JOKEr, I think JJK is next on the chopping block.
Happy Spooktober, everyone. Today's costumes are>>145941555>>145933888>>145934777>>145935666As always, the rules are simple, respond directly to the anchor post (i.e., this) with a costume request, and if you get trips/quads, you'll be featured for the next day. If multiple people land trips, that's fine, and if there's no trips/quads for the day, dubs can also get it. The selections only run till midnight (EST) of that day, so if you go over that, it's doneso. You'll need to reply to the next day's post to roll again. Also, do not make multiple requests in a single post. They must be separate posts for equal chances of rolls.
How does Jackie Sullivan fare against Joker from Persona?
>>145958110Whispy Woods
>>145958049Honestly the funny thing is that even when Joker sucks Giorno into the metaverse or even if he’s allowed to use it in the real world (I’ve heard that he can), it doesn’t matter because GER can just set the fight to the very beginning before he does any of that and beat the piss out of him.
Crazy that y'all are saying (y')all this bullshit when JOKER will win and JOBjo will LOSE
>>145958245>JOBjoWho said anything about Gojo?
>>145958110Devilman
>Jokerfags getting uppity Today, I remind them
>fight starts with Agni floating through space >He ends up Crashlanding like an asteroid into a newly formed earth >Andy is there waiting for the planet to develop life again, there's like 2 billion years left or something >In the meantime both Agni and Andy decide to throw hands until earth is reborn >Fight takes place across the entirety of Earth's lifespan, from the Jurassic period to the first human civilizations>Montage Andy and Agni fighting through The invasion of the Sea people, The American civil war, and fighting against Nazi Germany in WW2>They Accidentally get caught in the nuclear detonations of Hiroshima, The Chernobyl disaster, and 9/11>Eventually they keep fighting until all life on earth ends>The sun is expanding again and it will destroy the planet >"Man, we went a bit too far with that...">Andy notices how Agni looks discouraged at the idea of returning to the nothingness of space >Andy offers Agni a break from all this, promising to give him a rematch in another life >With a smile on their faces they exchange blows as the sun comes closer to earth >Andy cuts Agni's soul killing him>"That was Sick, Fire boy... Wicked Sick!" >The sun swallows the earth K.O
>>145958427kino.... as they say
>>145958427>Agni>Liking fighting>Andy>Ever killing Agni
Who the fuck is Andy and Agni?
>>145958560Agni is the MC from Fire Punch (the creator of the kino meme)
>>145958560Andy: a guy who cannot die Agni: a guy who cannot die and is on fire
That's four deleted threads in a row, guess someone didn't get the memo the show is back
>>145958894They did, they're just not happy that it's back.
>>145957802is this autism at this point?
>>145959199Autism? In a powerscaling thread?Surely you're being disingenuous.
>>145959256but what's triggering this autsim? no one mentioned godzilla at all
>>145958110Regigias Vs Pink Diamond
>>145958070Gojo rapes Gyro though
>>145958070Stop Bullying JJK, it's not funny anymore...wait till Shiggy vs Makoto for that
>>145958110Ness (Earthbound)
>>145958110Utsuho Reiuji
>>145958110My. Ass.
>>145958110Ryomen Sukuna standing on top of the Chainsaw Devil and Makima's corpses
>>145959344>Gojo ra-Infinite Rotation says: “CHIMINIIIIIIII!”That means “Your ass is grass, and I’m the lawnmower.” in Standenese.>>145959368But it IS funny.
>>145958110Kurokoma Saki
>>145958973Or they just think /dbg/ belongs on /a/.
>>145959564Nigga, guns are a threat to Gyro and even fucking maki was catching bullets at the beginning of the series. Gojo unironically blitzes
>>145959671These threads get deleted on sight on other boards.
>>145959707Maki? You mean the third fastest character in JJK? Not exactly a good argument.>SLOWjutsu Kaisen>Blitzing anything Lol. Gyro can keep up with D4C, which is more than enough for him to toss Ball Breaker at Gojo and immediately end the fight with an Infinite Rotation orb to the skull.
>>145959327>you must first have my permission to post about my husbandoSo, uh... autism, huh?
>>145959799nice projecting, but no i can't stand godzilla or his shit movies, but even i don't scream like an autist at the drop of a hat at the mere thought of it
>Nikocuck melty
>>145959812But you're screaming now...?
>>145959799Aw it's almost like Godzilla lives rent free in your head, you little tsundere.
>>145959850>autism, the post
Godzilla is hot
>>145959844>>145959860you? nikofag. melty!
>>145958110Kicchou Yachie
>>145959860>NO, IT'S THREAD CULTURE! JANNIES! LET ME POST A CUM ENCRUSTED, GAPED ASSHOLE! IT'S DEATH BATTLE THREAD CULTURE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>145959906>LET ME POST A CUM ENCRUSTED, GAPED ASSHOLE! IT'S DEATH BATTLE THREAD CULTUREThis is true though
>>145959928Only (You) think that.
>nikoBITCH melty
>>145958110Toutetsu Yuuma
>>145959996Tale as old as time.
Do people here really think Godzilla is going to win?
>>145957794Prep time vs chubby chaser
>>145960084i hope the faggot dinosaur does so he can shut up the spammer
>>145958110Haniyasushin Keiki
>>145959906He never posted the asshole THOUGH.
>>145960381He literally has. He thought he could get away by putting it in the background of pics but he got caught anyways
>>145960398Imagine being able to recognize a man's ASSHOLE from a background in a jpg. Holy shit, you really are fucked kek.
>>145960439Imagine having pictures of a man's asshole, in multiple styles, saved to your HDD. Pretty gay bro.
>>145960439That's probably the same faggot crying about 'thread culture' in all caps. Like pottery.
>>145960477I wouldn't know. But nice of you to admit to mapping Nikocado's asshole out in your memory.Always.Two (2)Steps ahead.
>>145960478>>145960439>rth
>>145960478>>145960439Uh oh, Nikofag's having a melty, again.
>>145960439No one here is ever going to tolerate you regardless of which fandom you decide to spam against Nikofag.
>>145958110Judge Holden standing over a beaten scared Ryomen Sukuna in the kneeling position
>>145958110Alien x
>JOBlien X
>>145958110Cosmic armor superman
>>145958110Ryo Asuka/Satan (Devilman) vs Char Aznable (Gundam) vs Reinhard von Lohengramm (Legend of the Galactic Heroes) vs Griffith (Berserk) vs Johan Liebert (Monster)
The OPUS of fiction
>>145961474So Nikofag accuses the kaijufag that they run to the mods for 'protection', then does the same shit?
I'm beginning to think that these threads are full of actual schizos
>>145958110A lobster.
>>145961530Just one, and they have a melty cause the kaiju hurt him
>>145961474How pathetic, constantly cries about getting reported only to turn around and do the same thing when it's convenient.
Now THIS is a death battle. Original Beast Wars Black Arachnia vs Kingdom Black Arachnia.
Drunk Rick Sanchez > Brainiac
>>145961742DCbros...
YALL PEEP THIShttps://x.com/visualdroolWho do these drawings represent?
>>145961742Why is Batman tiny?
I feel like powerscaling has gone too far, hypothetical match ups almost never take fighter personality into account anymore and it all just devolves down into AP or Hax discussions so esoteric that they invoke set theory and metaphysical philosophies. Is that fun for anyone or is it just impotent attempts to win online arguments?
>>145962122Boo hoo retigga
>>145961994I Jack off to Fellatrix stuff so ugly shit like this has no effect on me, still it's amazing to think there's people who actually give money for... That...
>>145958427Would that really work?
>>145958110Nikocado Avacado
>>145958110Master Chief TeaBagging Doom Slayer
>>145958110The Ass Void.
>>145958110My ASS
Happy Spooktober, everyone. Today's costumes are>>145950555>>145960333As always, the rules are simple, respond directly to the anchor post (i.e., this) with a costume request, and if you get trips/quads, you'll be featured for the next day. If multiple people land trips, that's fine, and if there's no trips/quads for the day, dubs can also get it. The selections only run till midnight (EST) of that day, so if you go over that, it's doneso. You'll need to reply to the next day's post to roll again. Also, do not make multiple requests in a single post. They must be separate posts for equal chances of rolls.
Does Caesar Zeppeli or Joseph Joestar have good match ups against street level guys
>>145962688>>145962360Repost
>>145962688>>145963214
>>145963222does this count or...
>>145963214I didn't post that?
>>145958377Kek
>>145959764Not always
>>145960783KINGlien X.........
>>145963099Spiderman
>>145962688Penis cock and balls.
Who wins between Joker and Giorno
>>145962688My ass
>>145958110George Armstrong Custer
>>145958110>>145963945
>>145963945>>145962563>>145962688
The Beyonder?Molecule man?Yeesh!And ppl have a problem with my name.
>>145964105JOBBED to Stan the Man
Why do JJK fags still exisr when Gojo got fodderized in his own fucking verse?
>>145964105>JOBBEDTOTHEPHANTOMZONEPROJECTORptlk
>>145962688My OC having sex with Jenny Wakeman while Daredevil, N, Goku, Superman and Kratos watch while hiding in a bushhttps://files.catbox.moe/pww93e.png
>>145962688>>145964205Reroll
>>145962688>>145964205Roll
>>145964202Still didn't kill him.
>>145962688>>145964205Rollan
>>145962688Whispy Woods beating Goku and Superman
>>145964333Winner.
>>145964418Once again... I lose... I am a loser, a cuck, a fodder jobber, a nobody... I am not even good enough at holding a job at the local burger joint, i should just accept i was meant to be a cuck and off myself...
>>145964245It killed him THOUGH
>>145964484Is this a fetish thing?
>>145964523I think that's just a vegeta fan
KIIIIIIIIINGTOOOOOOOSSSS!!!
>>145964539As a tree level magic level omniman level gokubro i hereby kneel to Kratos’ multiversal might and hope he shows me mercy
>>145964538...'s victim, known as a Tienfag.
>SHITos Base DBku oneshots him
>>145963882As an unironic Giornofag, if it was base GE Vs Joker, Joker would win just by overwhelming him and staying out of range. Even if he covered himself with a massive damage reflecting tree he probably wouldn’t be able to make Joker take enough damage before he gets taken out (unless Joker decides to use an insta-kill).But GER Vs Joker? Giorno effectively wins through attrition since now all of his shit is going to land. Joker tries to stay out of range? Fire off pebbles like beams at him until one hits and becomes a tree that connects him to the ground. Joker tries to use Megalodon? Reflect back the damage with a beetle and revert the attack so Giorno doesn’t take damage. Joker tries to get up close? Give him the lightskin stare, negate literally his entire moveset and Persona arsenal, revert his will to zero, and swipe the mask off his face to jump his ass with every single Persona he owns.
So who are these Joker and Giovani characters I've never heard of and why should I care?
Guys is it still loli if she's 1000 years old?
>>145964489No. It split him between dimensions.
>>145964611How does he hit him when Joker can nullify physical attacks?
>>145962688Goop
>>145964760Lifeshot. aging, reflect through living things, death loop.
>>145964690No.
>>145964856The death loop only works if that person is killed by GER
>>145964955Diavolo didn't even die to GER though, he got shanked to death by a crack addict
>>145964611Only issue with the last scenario is Joker having resisted will manipulation before. Giorno would have to get around Joker's will another way.
...'s laundry
>>145965030's [headcanon]
>>145959344Jojo infinity is supposed to actually be infinity though, not Gege's half-hearted "well it's not REALLY infinity..." author notes, and a supposedly perfect defence that you can just bypass with AoE.
>>145965025Giorno 's will is stronger.
>>145964942I knew it. Back to masturbating!
>>145964523Remember
Mario and Luigi fused solos DB
>>145965197I'd argue that Mario and Luigi fused are actually weaker than they are as a team.
>>145962688Sukuna standing over the Chainsaw Devil'a and Makima's corpses
>>145957794>Bond Burger
>>145965324Going by their Mario and Luigi team attacks, you me may be right.
>>145964702Killing him
>>145965197...'s laundry.
>>145962688Cosmic armor superman projecting a hologram of candy
>>145964760Technically GER isn’t physical since it’s a stand, but even then he can just get to Joker through a root touching his leg.>>145965025Even if you use that argument, Giorno can still negate Joker’s powers in general like he did to Diavolo. >>145964955This isn’t true actually. It activates once GER gets a hit in. Trish was freaking out specifically because Diavolo was still alive, but Giorno told her to chill because despite living, it was basically over. His soul was getting gang banged.
>>145965131I want Legosi to fuck me and it makes me feel deep shame.
>>145965057Gyro is a fucking cripple who rides on a horse, Gojo just blitzes him.
>>145965488Retardbro............
>>145965488You’re thinking of Johnny.
>>145965394We know Paru.
>>145965495Yeah him, I don't care enough about Jojo to know.
NO WAY!
>>145965585He got hit with that Planetary Primal Level Finger Bang………
>>145965385Diavolo was still alive because GER reverted his death, there's nothing showing that he just needs to hit you.
>>145965592Why so overkill? A sub building level "world slash" would have been enough.
>>145965722>Slice looks like it’s barely just 4-5 Kashimo’s long>Doesn’t even look that deep eitherIt is insane to me that JJKfags tried to wank this to city level, let alone planetary.
>>145965758Are coomsawfags new to battleboarding or did their brains fall out and forgot AP/Hax exists?
Persona is transphobic so it will lose
>>145965717GER’s stand sheet states that those who’re struck by it will have their deaths reverted to 0. That meaning can swing either way though.
>>145965324No they just do like Garou does in OPM where they do a combo action in one like he did with Bang and Bomb's combo attack
>>145965787Please, feel free to explain how this slash gets to planet or city level AP. I would love to hear it. What calcs are you using to determine its output? You can’t even tell how deep it goes so the only thing you have to work with is Kashimo’s internal dialogue, which itself is unreliable unless you think that he was taking a gander at the depth of Sukuna’s cut in the middle of a fight. Not only that, but Suckyboy uses the move AGAIN on Yuta and Maki and it doesn’t even seem to cut past numerous buildings or anything like that. But go ahead, let’s hear your argument. Also>muh hax He just cut where Gojo was. The wounds could be repaired through normal means and it wasn’t anything insane.
So who will be the researcher this time?
>>145965828Sure. With cursed energy reinforcement, AP usually translates to durability and we've seen Disaster Curses do at minimum multi-city block level attacks. Gojo and Sukuna scales far above those Disaster Curses so at minimum their attacks would be at city level in AP. For Gojo, city level is further reinforced by his feat of causing an underwater earthquake from destroying an army of Special Grade curses and the statement that he could power an entire country's energy grid which calcs to around city level. His Red technique uses positive energy which has double the potency of cursed energy and Sukuna has been able to tank one of them including Hollow Purples which should be even higher. With Sukuna specifically, his dismantles and cleaves can pierce Gojo's skin so he can scale with AP there. Hax wise, the world slash is simply an expanded dismantle that slashes at the world itself rather than what's physically in the world, which is why it went all the way through Gojo whereas dismantles and cleaves from Malevolent Shrine never made full cuts. It's not meant to be a literal planetary slash, instead it uses the more conceptual mechanics of cursed techniques to change what the technique affects.
>>145965722It's a cut that cuts anything. How deadly it is depends on the character. To the T-1000, it doesn't mean anything, because getting cut means nothing to him in the first place.
>>145965722It's not dangerous because it hits really hard retard, it's dangerous because it cuts space.>>145965787Don't bother. Chainsaw Troons will tell you that the falling devil is star level because it made a pocket universe but they'll disregard Domain Expansions because reasons.
>>145966203Aging devil* or however the fuck that devil is called
Take this with a heavy grain of salt but apparently someone's saying that Avengers vs Justice League is one of the fights for this season
>>145966347Founding members, full roster, or particular teams?
>>145966548It would probably have to be founding members otherwise it's way too bloated and costly.At best we might get top 5-10 strongest members.
>>145966347>Fight the Justice League effortlessly wins
>>145966347I mean considering Superman has Semi-canonically beaten Thor and DB says WW beats Thor this seems very one sided
>>145964202Anon, Mxyzptlk absorbed the entire Phantom Zone during COIE.
>>145966017TLDR; The slash is actually city level because it’s upscaling from the DC’s and etc etc. Two problems with that. 1. The jump from “city block level” to “city level” based on nothing but upscaling assumptions is both egregious and effectively based on nothing. You might as well say that Gojo and Sukuna are planet level because they’re stronger than the Jobber Curses. 2. We see the extent of Gojo and Sukuna’s full power in their duel and the boss rush afterwards, and neither of their attacks reach city level. Their strongest moves, including 200% output and Oven, are town level at best, so the highest you can scale WS to is that level, and that’s being generous. I appreciate you giving an actual response, but your scaling is off. The best argument for Gojo being city level is the earthquake, but I don’t even think the magnitude of that would surpass town level.>>145966203Why would anyone count DE’s as anything other than fancy backgrounds. The second you try to argue that Gojo is actually creating a universe every time he does Unlimited Void I’m going to smack you across the face and call Eternity and Asa universal from one creating an infinite space and the other compressing it down into a five foot spear.
>>145966347Doesn't Wally just insta gib everyone through Speed Siphon?
>>145965793Unless they are Pucci or OH DIO
>>145966572Going with particular teams is the only way they make it interesting, though. 'Founding members' and 'full roster' are both immediate stomps for the Justice League.
>>145962688The original Ass Void, please.
>>145966654Giorno never fought Pucci and EOH isn’t canon, and even if it was that’d just put Giorno above Joker because DIOH was planetary while the best thing Joker can scale to is city to country level.
>>145966693Forgive me, I meant solar system level.
>>145966693That's if we lowball Yaldy merging the realms, it's more likely he's planetary but people like to assume because Japan sees itself as the center of the world that we only see it happening in Japan
>>145966203>it cuts space.In what sense though? Cutting space in YYH means you literally open a pathway to another fucking plane of reality. In JJK it splits rubble and creates wounds that can be healed the same way other wounds can be healed.BTW, Kuwabara solos JJK and he doesn't even scale to the final arc in YYH.
>>145966347This is just going to be Thor vs Superman and WW.
>>145966347Is there any character outside of Scarlet Witch and Rune King Thor that doesn't get immediately stomped?
>>145966347Just GL or Flash solo the Avengers.
>>145966693I feel like Stairway to Heaven's ability is an attack though.
>>145966347Even Thor's farts as a baby erases the JOBstice league
>>145966768Hulk I guess? Still though, I feel like DB would be shooting themselves in the foot if they actually ran with this idea.
>>145966841Nah, it'd get mad views. mousekek rage would just be more engagement for the algorithm.
>>145965828I think what really confuses me about "cuts space itself" is the context within the series. We have characters that very blatantly fuck with space an a level of recognizable manipulation, like this bitch and Yuta. The fact that the world slash doesn't seem to alter space in any lasting way, makes it seem like someone bragging that they can swing a butter knife through running water. It's just a slash that can ignore a very specific defence clause that most characters don't have. And it's not Sukuna's strongest attack anyways. I don't even understand why he uses it on characters who aren't Gojo.
>>145966896Forgot "this bitch"
>>145965722>Blocks your Grandline fodder level slash
>>145966710Even if you scale Yaldmahballs to planetary, Giorno can still get to that level with canon alone via Diavolo erasing time for the entire world and the stand arrow being stated to be able to impact the world.>>145966801It’s not though. It just speeds up time.
>>145966347This would be a 10 minutes long episode.
>>145963252I dont think so you rerolled a repost reply not the actual request
>>145966776Flash would lose to Ant Man.
>>145966907Why is a Kure woman fighting black haired Kuwabara?
>>145967009Flash would speed siphon Pym Particles
>>145966999That wasn't me
I had a dream that the next episode was Batman vs some guy from Vox Machina.
>>145967154Can he see them on time?
>>145967302ATTOSECOND
>see them on time
>>145967280I had a dream a bear was chasing me
>>145967009>f-Anybody hear something? Musta just been Flash instantaneously red misting the Avengers across every dimension and timeline. Oh well.
>>145967314Sub quark sized particles though. Can he see that?All these characters are in the same ball park when it comes to speed. I don't think you understand how little speedsters matter on Death Battle now.
>>145967346All these characters have infinite speed according to Death Shartle. Speed doesn't matter much.
>>145967380This sounds like cope.
>>145967405>Sound? Thanks for the tip*makes Flash so small he can't see or hear shit*
>>145967413>full fanfic cope nowDid we break anon with just a suggestion?
>GL just goes back in time to stop most Avengers from even getting their powers
>>145967444Why stop there? He's shown he can just destroy time altogether.
>>145966347YOU KNOW. Marvel has more wins here.
>>145966776...' laundry.
Marvin Manhunter was defeated by the Silver Surfer was he not? And it wasn't even close. By Allah, Marvel should be much stronger than the Justice League.
>>145966601When
>>145967560Final issue of DC Comics Presents.
>>145966347At most, I think the big threats from the Avengers would be Nova, Thor, Hulk, Ant-Man and Scarlet Witch. Tony is directly countered by Cyborg, Cap is only superhuman in a fight comprised of fighters far beyond that, and Captain Marvel just exists. She is strong but is still fairly weaker compared to the rest of the powerhouses.
>>145966601still died to being split
>>145967505Except they don't.>>145967547Silver Surfer is haram, as are all comics and comic book hero false god SATANS.
>>145967618He's a man. A creation of Allah. He can't be haram.
>>145967612'Dieded' but came right back? Ok.
>>145967571.....that's not COIE
>>145966347This is bait. I refuse to believe that Death Battle would be so stupid as to show their asses this badly.
>>145967632'He' is a haram image created by a JEW, infidel. Behead yourself immediately!
>>145967636>""""Dieded"""">came back (he didn't)retard
>>145967638It's an explicit COIE tie-in issue, retard.
>>145966658...'s opponent, Hulk.
>>145967657Did, non-reader.
>>145967678No it isn't, btainlet, it's set BEFORE COIE.
Bring me your strongest analog horror fighters
>>145967652By allah... Please take my 4 wives. I don't deserve them anymore.
>>145967710>calling others "non-reader">when you can't even write "died" properly absolute state of dcucks
>>145967732...so they can solo my verse
>>145967753...'s laundry.
>>145966347And why should we believe this
>>145967746It's that same retard who insisted that Darkseid's true form was only in Final Crisis and calls people who actually read the comics "non-readers".
>>145967780Yeah, no idea why they'd do such an obvious Hulk sweep
>>145967801lmao, the "WELLL HE WASN'T USING THIS SPECIFIC ABILITY SO CLEARLY IT CANT BE HIM" guy?
Does VSBW hate Spider-Man? They only have him at building level.
>>145967835Sounds like they love him
>>145966347Superman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Martian Manhunter, and Green Lantern all neg diff Avengers by themselves.
>>145967859...at the "twerking" contest.
>>145966347>scarlet witch simply thinks "these ugly bitches are gone">entire League disappearsShouldn't have picked heroes with fodder powers, DC.
>>145966347Without Zatanna there Scarlet Witch kinda solos most of the league.Still Thor, wanda, and hulk will need to carry their team of fodders
>>Hypno has been R E D E E M!Really?What about that instance of you terrorizing and stalking lostelle in the berry forest ?>> She was lost, I was protecting her from typhlosions.Then why did you attack Red? He was only a child. >>He looked like a Typhlosion It was an honest mistake.And what about those pokedex entries warning people to stay away from you ,that you're dangerous and that one time you kidnapped a child?>LIES!!And what about the official pokemon merchandise depicting you kidnapping children ?>LIES! I WAS PROTECTING THEM!!You keep bringing up Typhlosion but in Berry Forest there's a zero percent chance of encountering them.>>You know too much...
>>145967780I didn't know, but they're actually doing Jerry Garcia vs Jerry Seinfeld
>solos your verse's laundry
>>145967943Well if this actually happens, and the League wins, it'll be because Flash carried his team of fodders, so they're kinda even.
>>145967945
>>145967946How would they fight
>>145967945xD this made me "kek" !
>>145967835Actually last year they had him at solar system level for a few months. It's so stupid that Spiderman is only building level yet Wolverine is complex multiverse level When i'm pretty sure spiderman has beaten wolverine a few times .
>>145967945>in Berry Forest there's a zero percent chance of encountering themAll thanks to HEROpno
>>145967993He literally solo'd the X-Men (Wolverine and Storm included) in the original Secret Wars and was quipping while doing it.When it's him vs. just Wolverine it's more like Peter acting as a tard wrangler, not s fight.
>>145968024I'm aware of that Spiderman once no diff solo'd the X men. Storm and Wolverine included But Storm no diff Thor and Wolverine has consistently fought to hulk on equal footing So they have to be jerked off to complex multiverse level for Thor and Hulk scaling to make sense. My only guess is the reason they don't upgrade Spider-Man is because that would force them to upgrade All street level characters in marvel to complex multiverse level
>>145967835woah... so it seems... 1 disassembly drone SOLOS spiderman!?
>>145968170or it's because Spiderman is obviously only 50x strength proportionate to a spider, because that's his constantly repeated tagline and the basis for his powers and in his name and everything.If you give the guy who has said time after time after time again "my power is to have the proportionate abilities of a spider" cosmic tier scaling then everyone would know you're a dumbass. At least with Wolverine you can kinda accept his magic bullshit claws can just cut through anyone, and he's not multiversal himself ins trength or speed or anything just his claws can consistently pierce "multiversal" characters
>>145967999Implying that they committed genocide on another Pokémon species doesn't make them look better.
>>145968331He just beat them until they started leaving kids alone
>>145968331>SAVIORno cleared out an entire FOREST’s worth of kid rapists>This is somehow a bad thingI wonder who’s behind this post…
>>145968354Or so they can have all the kids to themselves.
>>145968386Because they canonically terrorized Children
>>145968170>Wolverine has consistently fought to hulk on equal footinglol no he doesn't. He couldn't even scratch Hulk originally, got no diff'd by him in Ultimate and just gets toyed with him in modern comics.The only time he even had the upper hand was that time they wanted to show Hulk could regenerate a slit throat and Old Man Logan where hillbilly Hulk decided to vore Wolverine for some reason.
>>145968416It was once and they never harmed the child, only ate their dreams. How many children has RAPISTphlosion molested?
>>145968539Traumatized Lostelle, and then straight up attacks Red.Clearly wasn't once, Clearly did try to harm a child.
>>145958110Billy Vs Yuta (Undead Unluck Vs Jujutsu Kaisen)
>>145968539I've never seen someone call him Tyke-phlosion, feels like a real missed opportunity.
>>145968439Savage Wolverine #5, He was able to get the upper hand with prep time. And in The Incredible Hulk #340 against Gray Hulk
>>145968395Fire badger paws typed this post
>>145968682Clearly been Hypnotized by a hypno.
>>145958110Hypno Vs Typhlosion
>>145968720Remind me again, who FORCEFULLY made a girl forget her family by tapping her head
>Wall levelSo, omniversal in Europe and sub-wall level in America?
>>145968605>TraumatizedAccident.>AttackedSelf defense. Your slander shan’t work on the HERO of the forest.
>>145967945>>You will defend my actions. >>You will tell everyone that I am your hero.>>I did not attack those child I was protecting those children...Yes of course...
>I've heard there was some yellow guy protecting children around here>BRING HIM TO ME
>>145968439>>145968652I despise scaling in capeshit holy fuck
>>145968809Sorry I don't know anything about non canon leaks , but I do recall a certain pokemon terrifying a little girl and attacking a 10 year old in the canon games.
>>145968954…that Pokemon being Typhlosion the rapist and kidnapper.
>>145968439>>145968652It's breaks my immersion when only the characters that can regenerate receive this type of lethal damage. You never see guys like Tony Stark and Captain America get this kind of treatment. Cuz it would be deadly to them.
>>145968826>Excellent spread the word.
>>145968981>Posts pornFavorite Pokèmon?
>>145968970I don't remember that happening in fire red and leaf green.
>>145968973It bothers me too. Same with characters with armor or mechs getting more battle damage than regular people despite literally having higher durability.Writers see an opportunity for a character to get damaged without consequence and take it, while slower, weaker characters don't have to worry about it.
>>145967835Sounds reasonable to me, but that in turn sounds uncharacteristic for VSBW.
>>145968970You mean this? https://haidalegends.blogspot.com/2011/12/haida-mother-bear-story.html
>>145968819More like building level in Europe
Kendrick Lamar commanding a Feraligatr vs Drake commanding a Typhlosion, who wins?
>>145969072Diddy and his vats of lotion.
>>145969003>I don’t rememberThe badger strikes again….
>>145967943Hal says 'nah, bitch'.
>>145969094I don't remember because I distinctly remember hypno being the one terrorizing and attacking children in fire red and leaf green. Perhaps you been hypnotized into thinking otherwise?
>>145969167No, they think the cut folktale meant to be in a library in gen 4 = canon. As we all know, 20 years before Ghost Typhlosion existed, normal typhlosions could talk and shape shift into humans and wipe people's memories.
>Typhlosion defense squad appears the second they hear their rape rat get called out
>>145969039I also hate it whenever Logan is fighting his enemies, like Saberthooth and he gets crippled or mauled to such a degree he shouldn't be able to continue, but then he just regenerates and we just have to accept this is a fair fight.That's why i hated his crossover with Predator. Predator won fair and square until Logan used his little bitch regeneration.
>>145969220I'm just sick of normies not knowing folklore and myth, Chances are you think Zeus is a jovial loyal husband because of the Hercules cartoon movie. Wait until people find out Lombre and Ludicolo are based on creatures that fist assholes and gang rape people to steal their souls out their ass.
>>145968220Murder CHADS...
>>145969191>>145969273Both are an issue. Zoomers simultaneously don't understand that unpublished shit isn't canon, and that is folklore was deliberately fucked up.They frame this like it's celebrity gossip.
>>145968992Typhlosion.
>PEDOphlosion babble
>>145969273>>145969290>Everyone else: “KEKARROOOOO TYPHLOSION AND SLAKING BEING A RAPIST IS HILARIOUS!”>Autists: “STOP LAUGHING!!! IT’S FOLKLORE I-IT’S NOT CANON STOP BULLYING THE POOR RAT PLEASE!!!”You guys have mental issues.
>>145969285U-UM... M-MURDERCHADS...? WHY CANT HE, THE PLANETARY BEAST THAT HE IS, GET HIS ARM OUT OF SOME RUBBLE?!
>>145968992Lapras
>>145969117...as his final words before the Witch erases him.
>>145969321YIU SEE MY BRODER... A WOLF RAPE WOMAN... AND TURKIYE IS BORNE... SHE IS MOTHER OF TURKS... AWOOOO
>>145968973>>145969039Writers at marvel have been saying for decades they don't take power scailing too seriously in writing Because if stats and abilities alone determines who wins there's no point of watching the battle. This was basically their justification for why Sentry was able to beat Moleculeman that one time when by all accounts he should have gotten decimated.
>>145967943Don’t certain characters have resistance to existence like Dr Manhattan not being able to kill Superman or Reverse Flash, count be totally wrong btw but I don’t think her powers are anything they haven’t seen before but being bloodlusted it would definitely work on most of the characters
>>145969374That rubble would FODDERIZE Spider-JOB.
>>145969378No, he says 'nah, bitch' after that. Are you illiterate or something?
>145969429*existence erasure
>>145969321I'd be laughing along with you, if the person who wrote these events wrote original stories and didn't just take folklore and cross out names and replaced them with pokemon.
>>145969429the one and only power to surpass that of dr manhattan... is a character being really really popular and oh my god we CANNOT draw this naked blue guy beating him
>>145969321Why is the autistic strawman just entirely objectively correct in this fantasy you have total control over?
>>145969321Kek it's funny how true this post is.
>>145969321What's weird is Is they act like this non cannn crap somehow made Hypno a hero in spite of it being a total creep who terrorizes children in canon. It's just brainrot.
>>145969527>>145969484Zoomers are just incapable of critical thinking. These are the same people that spam #QueersForPalestine unironically
It sounds extremely autistic as hell but… I really love battle boarding, it’s really fucking funny and has introduced me to a lot of media that I like today like niche anime shows, visual novels, or comics, I’m glad these threads are too insane to die even though I know they’re highly off topic in a way
>>145969572Nothing in these threads has introduced me to a series I didn't know of before in a way that made me interested.
>>145969527buh... buh... brainrot...
>>145969572Me too, it's the only reason I come to /co/ anymore. I mean I like comics but no one really talks about comics seriously outside of storytimes where you have to worry about spoiling people. It's all just coomer bait and meta politics otherwise.
>>145969442Nah, he said it before getting erased, as stated in >>145969378Sorry if you can't read
>>145969599Could G-Toilet beat Sukuna?
>>145969429pretty sure he DID erase superman
>>145966347So, I feel like the League at least has the big 7 as the baseline, but what Avengers roster would they use?I assume they'd try for 7 as well. Cap and Tony are obvious of course, but the other 5?
>>145969572I like battleboarding but it sucks here
>>145969664 sometimes I just use Reddit when it devolves into /dbs/ posting
>>145969727so do I
>>145969727No dice for me I got banned when I engaged with awhowouldwin post about the world’s races competing in blood sports by engaging dead serious with the question.
>>145969628Denial comes after the fact, illiterate. He definitively says it after. And then he wins. Sorry, loser.
>>145969649Pretty sure you won't be able to produce any scans showing this.
>>145970836>he forgot about "everything ends"
We all know top tiers and joke characters that are shit tier in their respective universes but are there any good mid-card matchups that'd be fun to watch?
You urinate with your PENIS.
>Newest Pirate Gaiden trailer shows Majima straight up summoning Sharks and a giant Chimp
>>145969453Hey that's how most Wrestling Kayfabe power levels are formed, but people not wanting to take the fall and going into business for themselves.
>>145969651Founding Leaguers vs founding AvengersJustice League Dark vs Dark AvengersJustice League Antarctica vs Great Lakes AvengersFull roster vs full rosterAlso, some thought towards a Legion of Doom vs Masters of Evil series of matchups
>>145970837K, b, c
>>145970851>no scans
>>145970932your scan: doomsday clock
>>145970837Thor, who was effortlessly defeated IN CANON by Superman?Is that the Thor you're attempting to hide behind, >>145970923 sameBITCH?
>>145970952Thor, has gained massive pwoer since then, schizo. The Junior League can't even hope to scratch him now.
>>145970944Which ended with Dr Manhattan conceding to Superman so hard he commited suicide.Are you retarded, anon?
>>145970981>Which ended with (headcanon)
>pwoer
>thor, has
>>145971001DCissies....CHADvel has gone beyond power now.....it's over for our Dead Company........
>>145970837No lies detected
>>145971014...said the Mouse, as xhe groomed children and got caught inflating their numbers with inside sales.
>>145971037...in the imagination of Defective Brownmics fanboys, as they watched CHADvel destroy GAYker 2 at the box office.
>>145970892I use my pussy for that though
>>145970837truth
>>145968909>Dream Eater
Come up with an opponent for Shredder
>>145969642no, prime sukuna domain diffs him and and every other titanpost transformation sukuna with no 10 shadows, worse rct and no domain gets eviscerated from 4 kilometers away by 6 lasers, those cleaves arent doing shit to that tank
>>145971261Four teen sharks.
What is it with Pokefaggots and their complete and utter inability to not run jokes into the ground?
>>145971261That one? Shadow Master from Double Dragon.Shredder is vastly different in some of the adaptations, so he's a bit harder to look at and pick a fight for unlike Skeletor or Megatron.
>>145971310Their series has been run into the ground, why not their jokes?
Your choice of fighter? Defeated by youtube poop editing.
>>145969484Because it’s not a matter about being incorrect or correct, it’s a matter of regards (You) not knowing what the joke is and being a sperg. It is literally autism.>>145969566Ironic considering who’s getting upset at what.
>>145971371...in ytp's dying dream, as brainrotposting kills it.
Huh?
>>145971576How the hell can a concept have dreams. Think before you post.
>>145971133Checked and true
>>145971589>he cannot perceive itVery sad
>>145971589By doing so.Simple as.
>>145968220>>145969285>>145969374BLEED TO DEATH
>>145971587My hero Giorno would never do this by the way. He’d just get Mista to shoot down that entire school.
>>145971455>2 + 2 is 5>no it isn’t>WOW, DUDE CANT YOU TELL IM JOKING?No, you’re just suffering from porn brainrot and started seething at the diagnosis>responds to insightful comparison with deflective ad hominemSo I win the argument now, right? Surely, if this is a “joke” like you claim it is, and you “don’t care”, you’ll concede defeat because debating me isn’t important to you, right?
>>145967835Unless he has specific gear, Spidey doesn't have the range or power to be much bigger than that. He usually takes out bigger threats through cunning and devising a countermeasure using the environment or making a new tool, rather than by taking them directly in a straight punch up.The Wolverine one makes perfect sense for vs. wiki, but you have to be an idiot to go with their logic. Because Wolverine has adamantium, he can survive attacks from guys like Sentry, Knull, Galactus, etc. because even they can't break unbreakable adamantium. And because he has infinitely sharp adamantium claws, he can cut them and hurt them. The problem is that he has to reach them to do that, and he can survive direct hits, but he'd still lose if hurled into the sun by any one in the high tiers, which he really can't stop.
>>145971576Yes and that's why brainrot sucks it lacks soul and like everything else talent
>>145971762nigga uhhhhh kill yourself or something skibidi toilet solos godzilla
>>145971762>>responds to insightful comparison with deflective ad hominemYou sure you’re not describing yourself? You’re right that I don’t care and will continue to make jokes about various mons being rapists though. I mean unless you’re trying to imply that the guy who replied like two hours later cares more than the dude who responded in five minutes.But hey if you wanna continue your autistic crusade then >>>/vp/ is right there.
>There are unironic reddit users ITT rn
Yep yep!
>There are unironic reddit chads itt rn
>>145971866>You’re right that I don’t careYou’re still replying tho, so you do care. It doesn’t actually matter how much I care, because I never made a false statement about “not caring” in the same way you have.
>>145971915>Quite literally sub moon level fodderSmallcocktima (canon btw) doesn’t even make it past Roshi.
>>145971915Said punch is Saitama putting his fist on the floor as he kneels before them and offers to do their laundry btw
>>145971334Megatron's pretty different too.
>>145971809It's stupid, but there is chain scaling possible to get him higher.Of course, your opinion on if you should do that is entirely seperate.
>>145971915Boros vs saitama was one of the best fights honestly
>>145971961>Express that I (and others) don’t care about the canonicity of the leaks (what the conversation revolved around)>Man who’s incapable of reading the room or understanding words doesn’t comprehend what’s being said and spergs onShocker.
>>145971890Mold.>>145971946Gold.
>>145971946>>145972165Hi discord! How's the HRT?
>>145972300Great, Soon I'll be a real woman!
>>145972300FregoliBITCH...
>>145972140>Express that I (and others) don’t care about the canonicity of the leaks (what the conversation revolved around)I don’t give a shit about the canon either. I’ve actually made some Typhlosion jokes here and there. Honestly, 90% of my arguments on this site have nothing to do with what the original topic of the argument was. I just hate seeing logical fallacies and ad hominems being substituted for legitimate arguments, and live to butt into other people’s convos to call them out. Trannies, Nazis, Jews, Sandniggers, I don’t care who they are. All I care about is calling out fallacies and bad arguments, regardless of who’s using them, or what their original point was. Saving kids or fucking ‘em, I don’t care about your opinion. All I want is for you to defend it in good faith.
>>145962308What? Killing Agni by fucking up his soul?Maybe? I don't remember anything soul related on Fire punch, so at best you can argue Agni never encountered soul Hax so he is vulnerable to it.The argument is quite disingenuous but DB has used similar logics in the past
>>145972317>>145972329>>145972354YWNBARW
>DBGay is having a melty
>CHADBG is flaunting their superiority
>>145972397In theory it would work but at the same time that’s assuming Andy doesn’t tap out from the pain of being constantly burned alive all over. If soul fuckery doesn’t work then he’s fucked since Agni has a way better immortality track record.
>>145971760your FRAUD giorno would get fucked by kamoshida as he cries and tries RTZing Kamoshida's cum back into his dick only for his omniversal seed to spill right back into GIorno's wall level ass
>>145972531>Rape fantasies about a 15 year oldPersonafags, everyone.
>>145972401Good
>>145971965Saitama unironically has more destructive on screen feats than literally everyone in DB not named Zeno.
>>145972430Gold>>145972488Mold
>>145972590Buuhan?
>>145972430Mold>>145972488Gold
>>145958110Rabbids vs Minions
>>145972598Gold>>145972612Mold
>>145972590>Roshi>Goku>Frieza>Bejita>Nappa>King Piccolo>Piccolo>Buu>Broly>Gogeta>CellNice try.
>>145972598Mold>>145972612Gold
Reminder porncucks lost
Gaara's sand is planet level.
>>145972720Canon
>>145972548oh fuck i actually didnt know how old he was ok i think giornos a fraud but not that bad im sorry jojo fans
>>145972729But is it coarse and rough? Does it get everywhere?
>>145971310It's the most stuff they've gotten since Pokemon SV stopped updating
>>145972655>RoshiBiggest on screen feat is moon level>Goku Zero on screen feats beyond shockwaves>Frieza Biggest on screen feat is planet level>BejitaNone>NappaBiggest on screen feat is City level>PiccoloBiggest on screen feat is moon level>BuuBiggest on screen feats are planet level in canon>BrolyZero on screen destructive feats, Zly is non canon.>GogetaZero on screen destructive feats.>CellBiggest on screen feat (Well, not a feat, as it didn't happen) was supposedly to be "Start to Solar system level".
>>145972881He can get it inside other people's bloodstream. He used it to throw Madara around.
>>145972984>muh canon Keep ducking the Znime, BITCH.
>>145972984Still better than Shartama.Goku punches a hole through King Kai’s planet which has far more gravity than Earth.Frieza’s Vegeta and Earth bust can both get calc’d to star level.Bejita blows up the bug planet.Nappa’s explosion is visible from space.Still better than Shartama.Buu’s planet busts can get calc’d to star level and he would’ve destroyed the universe.Both Gogeta and Broly canonically shatter the dimensions of the universe in their clash.Still better than Shartama.
>>145973071Tell me you skipped Manga Saitama vs Garou without telling me you skipped Manga Saitama vs Garou
>>145973284Didn't they destroy like 1 planet
>>145973284That entire fight is, quite literally, not canon.
>galaxy level sandDamn. Shinki solos.
>>145969374Skibidi victim post.
SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH SKIBIDI SHIT
>>145973333They destroyed dozens if not hundreds of stars
>>145973719Go SKIBIDI fuck yourself.
>>145973284That fight is a non-canon niggerbabble that has nothing to do with original story ONE wrote, and literally involves planetary feats which DBZ characters do casually.>b-but on-scre-Nothing contradicts the idea of Goku being able to destroy a planet, because he scales there and because he has outlier feats showing he can shake dimensions/universes with his power alone. Saitama is literally one big contradictory character used exclusively to tell the same unfunny gag for multiple chapters with generic characters and coombait, something Toriyama already did with Dr. Slump, expect it was funny and creative.
>I don't like it so it's non-canon!
>>145974537Anti-Znime bitches be like
>>145973783Literally confirmed by the author to not be the case and it was just the dark side of the moon.
>>145974537kek, people really act like that whenever you point out buuhan was shown destroying the universe with gis scream
>>145974572kek, people really act like that whenever you point out Super Buu declaring his omnipotence
Conclusion: Buu SagaCHADS carry DBZ scaling
Canonically doesn't like wearing pants.
>>145974537>Literal fanfiction that goes against all themes and writing of the original authorKek, Saitamafags will eat up any slop as long as their precious gag character will become another boring shonenshitter like Yuji so they can powerscale them. Feed this jobber to Buuhan (stronger than kid buu btw)
>>145974784Canon
Who would win, Makima or a room full of BLACK BVLLS with GIANT COCKS?
>>145974869You, due to your obsession with black penises.
>>145972501>If soul fuckery doesn’t work then he’s fucked since Agni has a way better immortality track record.Like what? Andy survived being on the sun for literally millions of years.
>>145974993And Agni survived the planet getting smashed to bits by a meteor and lived for literal eons in space before reuniting with his sister in the giant tree, which is more than enough time for the sun to die and explode, something he would’ve had to survive as well.
>>145975139...'s laundry.
>>145974869Tienbro btw
>>145974869>>145975166Weebs are fucking weebs. No difference, just like your shitty 'style'.
>Insane schizo babble out of nowhere
>>145975297SchizoBITCH........
>>145975139So how does that make him better than Andy?
>>145975441NTA, but that would mean that Agni's regen is far superior. Andy has to endure the heat of a star, but Agni lives through an apocalyptic event that is far above in magnitude. It's further reinforced by the fact that it's implied the flames would kill him unless he had the willpower to keep living and regenerating. Maybe the motherfucker can outlive Andy if he so desires.
>>145962688Yorigami Joon
>>145975441Even without the assumption that Agni had to sit through the sun blowing up, this alone would place him far above Andy’s regen if the best he’s done is sit on the sun. Something smashing into the Earth hard enough for it to be reduced to this would generate an insane amount of energy and basically evaporate any living thing from the heat alone.
>>145975475>>145975635Andy has survived the same.
>>145975729
>these are the "people" that go on about "weebs'
>>145975728
>>145975311...but enough about nip-worshipping favela monkeys...
>>145975728>>145975753Obvious sameFAGGOT
>>145975775>>145975791>One minute apart
>>145975775>>145975791>one minute apart>still accusing others of making his postsAs expected of you.
Who would win: Makima or a room full of Columbos trying to figure out her identity and kill her?
>>145975986The Columbos would beat her to death
>>145974869Mutt's law
>>145976033Columbos cannot kill her until they solve the mystery, however. How would they do it?
>>145969572>>145974869But that just Pochita vs Makima all over again...
>>145975874>>145975950SameFAGGOT got called out.
>>145976249Take your meds retard.
>>145976249Keep babbling, schizo.
>>145976056There looking for HER and SHE is the only WOMAN in the room BOOM
>>145976297>>145976338>defensive babblingThe element? Inspected.
>>145976369Nah. Take your meds, retard.
Gojo The Strongest
>>145976472...at dying.
KEKARRROOOOOO!!!It looks like DBG has once again been buck broken by autistic schizos! Imagine being such a weak general that you get no-diff solo'd by skibidi toiletfags and shitposting schizobabble!
>>145976514...says the janny, to the mirror, amidst tears, in a desperate attempt to convince himself.
>>145976635rent free
>>145976635Gold!>>145976784Mold…
>Shartycuckolds get BTFO in /dbg/>Suddenly "Skibidi fags" start showing upSounds like /qa/ LOST again
>>145976891No lies detected.
>>145976891>>145976920>murderTROON absolutely malding
>>>GokuGeorge Washington fodder
>>145976891No lies detected
>>145976983...izer.
>>145966347I never actually took in how heavy hitting the JL is compared to the avengers line up. I mean fuck; batman is the only weakest of weak links; almost akin to a diversity hire lmfao dies instantly. The avengers have 3 literal baseline humans working with them, one being a slightly stronger human. So the Avengers have 3 immediate weak links that all but get one shot right out of the gate; the hulk maybe if he gets picked before fully transformed. That would leave it 7 justice league members fully powered. To the avengers 5 or 4 depending on if Banner is able to hulk up in time. Leaving people on Avengers side getting 2 v 1'd
>>145976891>>145976920KEKAROO!
>>145977129Neither team is honestly very powerful outside of like, the Scarlet Witch and some less-present leaguers, but yeah, the Avengers have an excessive amount of fat
>>145976920Yup yup, the CHADS of /dbg/ win again
Hulk losing to Godzilla would be the incorrect result but nikofag is so annoying that I really want it to happen
>>145977216>incorrectMan in the Suit scaling makes the Big G outerversal
>>145973284The fight never happened anon. you imagined it, the fight ends with garou getting hit once
>"let's see what /dbg/ is up to!" >People worshipping black dicks ... Okay...
>>145977795Uhhh, are you sure you aren't looking at /jp/?
>>145962688I requested Shinki (Naruto) vs Shinki (Touhou) a while back, did you do that one? I didn't see it if you did
>>145977846k, b, c
>>145977846KEKAROO!
>>145977846Canon
>>145977913
>no kaijufags for a month nowNature is healing.
new thread>>145978835>>145978835>>145978835
>KAIJUKAIJUKAIJUKAIJU
>>145978786Blessed be.
