previewshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXKe04zJEcIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dhj8A1zFNEfight comes out sundayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqVUqZxyw3c
Do you wanna know how I got these scars? My father was a glutton...and a fiend. And one night, he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the delivery to feed him. He doesn't like that. Not...one...bit. So, me watching, he throws the pizza away, and he gets another from the freezer, laughing while he does it. He turns to me, and he says, "It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno!" He comes at me with the slice - "It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno!" He sticks the pizza in my mouth - "Let's put a smile on that face!" And... It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno!
>>146106633Jokeks...
>>146106671>It's body onlyIt's super Mute then
>>146106783Mute that also nulls all physical skills
>>146106816It does not stop basic attacks
>>146106883Ok.
Honestly, even if Giorno loses I don’t mind that much. The fight got me to re-read P5, 4, and 7, and I got to find shit like thishttps://youtu.be/_2TYif_F3Zk?si=x_hpn7kLs_aRxckf
>Loses to Vegeta>Loses to Shadow>Loses to Uryu>Loses to RikuBEN-SAMA, YAMETE KUDASAI!
>>146106987He loses to Ben 10 too
>>146107023I think he meant Ben as in Ben Singer, but Sausage probably gets his ass beaten by Kevin Levin anyhow.
>>146106965>even if Giorno loses I don’t mind that muchyou shouldn't care about the hacks at Death Battle and their opinion anyway
>>146106987Who wins the "We Violated Saucegay" battle royale tho?
>>146106560How can Joker even beat a pizza?
>>146107075By eating the pizza
>>146107074Either Bejita or Riku
>>146106987>No Sasuke vs Kurapika MU
>>146107032I did Ben Singer.
>>146107173He probably wins that. Kurapika's best feats are locked behind fighting specific people.
>>146107173Sasuke is like if you mixed Killua, Kurapika, and Hiei together, which makes sense since Kishimoto is a big fan of Togashi down to naming the 9 Tails Kurama after YYH Kurama.
>>146106987>His entire clan jobs to Hiei KWAB
>>146107210Even tho OMNIPOTENTachi is LITERALLY invincible?
>>146107234>Jobs to tuberculosis
>>146107241I like to call it Ninja AIDS since Kimimaro died of that shit too.
Is there a SINGLE person who can deflect this?
>>146107304Yugi with Magic Cylinders
>>146106987Saucegay will never be able to get a win in DB, who else can Nardo beat to make up for his jobbing spree?
>>146106987>Loses to Zoro
What's the possibility of a three way fight ever happening?>Pic related
>>146107323Naruto vs Living Tribunal next please
>>146107323Luffy
Smart atoms are one of those things I find annoying from Invincible. Like I get that they are an explanation for Viltrumites getting stronger over time and have better healing and all sorts of other things, but what about the nonViltrumites? Also they just feel like they are simultaneously an unnecessary explanation and a lazy and incomplete explanation. Brick midichlorians.
>>146107393They gave Goku infinite speed
>>146107393>Infinite Speed GokuNone unless the other 2 have similarly insane scaling wank.
>>146107433I've heard that Seiya has some higher dimensional stuff and that shit goes in tandem with infinite speed arguments
>>146107304I mean Dio did.
OH NO!HE'S NOT GONNA GO3 - 0
>>146107433Sailor Moon has an infinite Wish Machine
To the retard who did Jotaro could take Ryuko last thread. RETARD.
>>146107415>>146107433Can we wank Bulma to infinite speed? Who's her match-up?
>>146107546Jotarobros should we crush Ryuko with our Stand that can somehow beat MIH Dio who scales above GER?
>>146107581Jotaro needed a bizarre (heh) amount of help to beat DOH. First he had Jolyne, then he asspulled out of nowhere "so its the same type of stand as Star Platinum" and copied all of WOH's skills (I'm not joking), and then he LOST, but thankfully he had D4C Dio rings which he used to instantly btfo Dio
>>146107393Mario vs Sonic vs Mega ManWe could even add Pac-Man.
>>146107618There’s also the fact that Valentine says Giorno, alongside Johnny, were the only stand users who could’ve taken DIO down solo.
>>146106560https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgLoOUVTlWgLet's see if I get another over G1. Did the soundtrack not leak this time?
>>146107403He said make up for his jobbing spree, not continue it by having Naruto get demolished.
>>146107415>>146107433>They gave Goku infinite speedwho and source?
>>146106554>GohanIs for Luke Skywalker>CellIs for Novel Kars
>>146107393I'm looking into a BR for cult cinema superheroes. As in the very weird ones like Pumaman, Supersonic Man, and Argoman.
>>146107887You should do a series reviewing/comparing Respect Threads on VSBW, g1 and ultraman blogs, reddit, and other places.
>>146107921The last Superman fight.
>>146107921Death Battle did for CC/SDBH Goku in GVS3
>>146107932>>Gohan >Is for Luke SkywalkerWhat?>>146107948>ArgomanEh doesn't look so tough, Superman could probably->The FANTASTIC SupermanNevermind.
>>146107932Gohan is for Nepgear, dipshit
>>146107932Like I said, no good MU’s.
>>146107984Gohan is for Boruto, fagballs.
>>146107948No one wants this.
>>146107932Novel Kars is for DCAU AMAZO
>>146107932These are both spite matches.
>>146107948Those are some sick costumes.
>>146107932>putting Luke against someone without a sword or a spaceshipWhy do so many people do thisYou gotta have at least one of the two
>>146108068Why do you want to see Boruto get eviscerated by Gohan Beast?
>>146107948Cool shit. Where do you place Condorman?
>>146107932Gohan isn’t beating the “has no good matchups” allegations like this.
>>146108068Oh, now THIS is a spite match.
How about Gohan vs MegaMan.EXE?
Cell is for Omega
>>146108184What the fuck is wrong with you>>146108201This however is kino and I would roll right the fuck up, for the edit of Cannonball if nothing else.
>>146108154He's just in the awkward power level space current wanked Dragon Ball resides in.
>Bruno>Cell>Gohan>Makima>DanteWho else deserves to join the “no good MU’s” club?
>>146107965>>146107974That was composite Goku, the original anon probably means Anime Goku.
Gohan vs Alucard (Castlevania)
>>146108278Literally who is the guy on the right
>>146108260>Alucard (Castlevania)DBD victim
HEE HOJOKERS GONNA GO1-0
>>146108325When Freddy Fazbear or Purple Guy gets their DBD stat upgrade to multiversal who will be their matchup?
>>146108344Freddy Fazbear / Purple guy (DBD) vs Freddy Fazbear / Purple guy (Fortnite)
>>146108166…against Gohan.
>>146108256Eren Yeager. All his MUs are either “big guys” who shitstomp him, or “smart guys” who get shitstomped by him
>>146106987He beats all the Nu Shounen Sasuke clones like Yuno and Megumi.He also likely beats all Nu Shounen Deuteragonists
>>146108310Doctor solar man of the atom
>>146108441Speaking of Nu Shonen who are we getting to fight Sukuna
>>146108538NightwingWe'll call the matchup "Sukuna Dick"
>>146108538Griffith
>>146108538Flowey Undertale
>>146108538Muzan is his best and most thematic fight.He has a lot of other MUs but most of those are either "Let's Fraudcheck Sukuna" or "Sukuna Vs Guy who obliterates his verse but his fans are delusional enough to think Sukuna has a chance"
>>146108599Muzan is universe-level via Kaguya logic (he created an infinite dimension therefore he has infinite AP)
>>146108441>He also likely beats all Nu Shounen DeuteragonistsMost Nu Shounen Deuteragonists*
>>146108538
>>146108538Sukuna vs Cirrus from Honkai Star Rail (sponsored episode)
>>146108617B-but the one who created the infinite castle was Nakime not muzan!Although she did that because of Muzan's blood giving her powers... And for some reason he never bothered absorbing her to gain permanent access to what's likely the most broken ability in his verse...
>>146108408…’s inferior Boruto.
>>146108441>and MegumiWith this ancient treasure I summon……
>>146108633>Fight Sukuna effortlessly loses
>>146108259It's arguable if Super itself is canon anymore
>>146107959That could be interesting. I could call it "Dueling Perspectives" or something like that.>>146108076I know, doing it anyway.>>146108124If only they looked that good in the actual movie.>>146108146I have seen Condorman yet but I'm looking forward to it. It's fascinating that Disney had a superhero of their own decades before the MCU and buried the hell out of him.
Do you hate kratos haters will use THIS IMAGEhttps://x.com/oysterman95/status/1847410343762690445
>>146107074Hiei
>>146108955…’s superiors Vegeta and Shadow.
>>146108970...'s superior Riku.
>>146108970…’s masters Batman and Wolverine.
>>146108988...'s superior Uryu.
>>146108777I think that Daima is likely to be treated as a side story for a while because of its awkward placement in the series timeline. Dragon Ball Super never really got a definitive conclusion either, so long as that remains open, DBS will be considered just on hiatus by many in the fandom. Toei 100% doesn't care about canonicty, Toriyama hardly did, Toyotaro does but he also just loves making Dragon Ball stories, and the Dragon Room was created directly to foment additional stories in the world of Dragon Ball outside of just the adventures of Goku. So at least to me, it doesn't seem like the idea of canon exists outside of the fandom.
>>146108256Dante?
>>146109181Dante vs Bayonetta is good THOUGH
So what’s the absolute WORST stats/scaling we can expect DB to give for Asura v Kratos?Fight’s animation’s destined to be shit. You either need to downscale the insane ways Asura fights, or have Kratos fight like Goku. And DevilArtemis’ melee fights have all been trash.>>146108599People treat Sukuna and Gojo the exact same way they treat Homelander, so I entirely expect them to have Sukuna show up just to get folded by Pochita or Kenpachi.Muzan would probably just fight Makima. They acknowledged that matchup awhile back and said it’d be fun to do or something.The general consensus is Makima wins, if I recall?
>>146109049>it doesn’t seem like the idea of canon exists outside of the fandomDragon Ball Super HeroesGODS, XenoverseKINGS…
We're getting the outerversal megaten scale btw
>>146109208>Jack Brothers reach out of the game and into the real world through cutting edge VRF-Forgive me, AtlusCHADS...
>People treat Sukuna and Gojo the exact same way they treat HomelanderHomelander spite has gotten old real quick. I think it would be interesting to get a fight where he actually wins.
>Threads suddenly went from trashing Joker to trashing GiornoHuh?
>>146109246I had to apologize to Joker for I was unfamilliar with his game.
>>146109227Don't worry Otto, Swan will give GER equal speed to Joker and have the final kill be the emo twink getting his defense reset to 0 and seven-page MUDA'd while Satanael is on recharge from a Persona CrushI'm only half-joking, I genuinely think that might be how it goes if Giorno wins, defense drops are apparently like the one thing Joker doesn't resist and you don't need to be anywhere near close to a Persona in strength to damage it.Unless you want to make the argument that Rise of all characters has the same physical strength as Akihiko and Kanji for some reason.
>>146109240Homelander vs Toji?
>>146109296>that Rise of all characters has the same physical strength as Akihiko and Kanji for some reason.I mean the Metaverse IS weird, she could have freakish idol strength
>>146108256Cell vs Destroyah would be fun, but it’s too niche to ever actually happen.As for characters with no good matchups>Spider-Man>Ben 10>Ridley>Ghidorah>Azula>Most Transformers Characters>Kars>Any Kaiju that isn’t Godzilla
>>146109303Homelander vs Dumbledoor
>>146109338Isn’t the ONE kind of popular match that Homelander actually has a solid shot at against Yujiro?
>>146109350Pretty sure he beats Adam Smasher WAY easier.Not sure what connections the two have though.
Can't believe no one said Homelander vs Disney Vader baka
>>146109371Disney Vader is meant for Davy Jones
>>146109303Toji gets sto->Remember that Toji could contend with early Gojo and Geto who were both building levelN-nevermind….
>>146109327Amuro Ray doesn't seem to have any good matchups either, best he got was a matchup with Optimus that was based entirely on them being blue red and white robots.
>>146109181Dante doesn’t really have any MU’s that don’t result in him either getting A. Stomped or B. Stomped. His “closest” MU is against Kratos but you don’t even really need wank to say that Kratos stomps. Otherwise his matchups are just against other action game characters like Sora, Bayonetta, Travis Touchdown, etc etc who all stomp him badly.
>>146109423pretty sure you meant A. Getting Stomped or B. Stomping
>>146109327Put Dragon Shiryu on the list
>>146109434No I meant what I said. I legitimately cannot think of an MU where he does the stomping, let alone a fight where it’s relatively even for him. Vergil at least had Sephiroth (before the Remake), and some other fights like that dude from Inuasha that were relatively fair, and Nero has Hellboy and Yang who should be even. But Dante? I can’t think of anything that’s somewhat even for him. I’m pretty sure Sol beats him red and black, er, black and blue.
>>146109456ahhh I seehow about Deadpool
>>146109395SLOWjustsu kaisen was even slower during the hidden inventory arc.
Giorno needs to win or else personafags are about to get a whole lot more insufferable
>>146109461>reality gemUh, I don’t think so. There’s also the whole Deadpool Kills The Marvel Universe thing. I also don’t think that Dante has anything that can kill him normally.
>>146108256Most type-moon characters with the exception of Artoria,Gilgamesh and Archer
>>146109485>Joker wins and Personafags become even more obnoxious>Giorno wins and Jojofags become even more obnoxiousPick your poison.
>>146109503End it in a draw, and ban DB from talking about Jojo or SMT ever again.
I only want Joker to win because I have not and will not forgive Swan for the shit he pulled in the last two Jojo episodes.
>>146109503>Even more obnoxious I’m a JoJofag and I’m honestly only going to be shitposting because Personafags act so high and mighty that I’d be a fool to not take the opportunity.
>>146109485Joker needs to win but they need to calc both him and Giorno below Homelander
>>146109192I doubt DB would spite match Sukuna when he's nowhere the punching bag Homelander. Nobody really has an issue with Muzan losing and there's enough arguments favoring Sukuna so it would probably be a guaranteed W for him.
>>146109517Have Metal Sonic show up again and nuke both
>>146109520But Johnathan and Dio beat Alucard and Tanjiro even without the wank.
>>146109423Doesn’t Dante beat Travis? Even when NMH3 dropped I thought that was the general consensus. Don’t really keep up with that though.Travis is another one of those character who either stomps or gets stomped.
>>146109488I wouldn't say Reality Gem is something they would give DeadpoolAnd Deadpool needed at least Ultron and a ton of other people to kill the Marvel Universe.
>>146109532That's true but the wank was still nonsense. >MFTL+++ DioHOLY FUARKING BEAAAAAAAST!!!
>>146109544I’ve heard that Travis could take him down but maybe I’m wrong. I haven’t kept up with the VS DMC sphere after “the incident”.>>146109545Isn’t the gem standard equipment for him? And in the original run of DPKTMU, I believe he merked everyone solo. I know that there’ve been more since then though.
>>146109532It's not their wins I take issue with, it's the reasoning behind their wins that pisses me off.
>>146109574I've never seen infinity gems as standard equipment and I only know the original run.The other runs have Deadpool kill public domain characters and the comics authors.
>>146109570I agree. I believe in LS A-B Stands, but the math that was done makes literally no sense even when compared to similar feats from other series that got a smaller calc. Hanged Man should’ve been calc’d at LS and Chariot should’ve been LS+ at most, I do NOT know where he got fucking 77178119918181X FTL from because nothing justifies that number.>>146109581You mean the stats for DIO and the scaling for Johnathan? I also agree on that, especially since Jotaro and P1 stats would’ve been enough.
>>146109192Muzan vs Makima is retarded, what's the point of that other than bullying Muzan? Muzan Vs Sukuna is both thematic and has great fight potential, also the debate is more interesting.If they want to bully Sukuna just have Muzan winning thanks to Wank from his gyutaro scaling
>>146109617...'s laundry.
>>146109600I don't even believe in LS stands lol I think they cap out at relativistic because of the interception feat and that's itIf they were really LS SC would never need to predict where HM was going
>>146109658Scaling's laundry?
>>146109672Scaling's laundry? Solos fiction and reality.
>>146109423Regardless or stomp or not, I still think Bayonetta is Dante's best matchup.>>146109544>>146109574I think Travis with his armor from 3 is about Planet level.
>>146109365Iunno, Smasher does survive a rail cannon.
>>146109423Ryuko could be a decent match up for Dante.
>>146109661I mostly vibe with LS since, even with all of the predicting and all of that, Chariot had to actually move into position as HM was moving on top of actually swing fast enough to catch it.
>>146107096but isn't that the pizza's purpose? to be eaten? so the pizza technically won in that case
>>146109502Kerry and Kotomine have some good match ups I think.
>>146107304Popeye.
>>146109802F-Fuck... vorefag the pizza always wins...
>>146109800Fair
What's funnier? Yuta "transforming" into Gojo mid battle or 99% of all Megumi's match ups ending in a Win for Mahoraga?
>>146109906The latter, Daddyraga on top ! !
>>146109906Sukuna body hopping from Yuji to Megumi to yelling “URAUME-CHAN, SAVE MEEEEEE!” So he can return to his Heian form. Yuta becoming a MONSTER is a close second though.
>>146109544Dantehhh beats both of em
>>146109906Reed Richards winning all his matchups via a gun>Plastic Man?gun>Luffygun
>>146109961His best matchup is Rick anyways
>>146109371Homelander fits Kylo Ren better. A lot more “incel-coded”, if you will
>>146109503I personally want Giorno to win to placate Swank so he stays the fuck out of the Kyle vs Simon verdict.
>>146109812Kerry vs Toji and Kirei vs Pucci are peak fiction, and I don’t care who says otherwise
>>146109812I forgot about them but you're right.I think some Tsukihime characters like Arcueid,Ciel and to some extension Roa could be fun,but i'm not sure if they even have good matchups
>>146110138>irrational fears>elaborate conspiraciesIt's because deep down you know Simon loses.
>>146110146I feel like Kirei is a good fight for Anderson too.
>>146110184That anon is clearly a Kyle backer
>>146110216All anons believing Death Battle conspiracies have been Simon backers, anon. The whole fight is a response to this belief. You know this, because this >>146110138 was (You).
Will SMTfags finally shut the fuck up if Joker loses?
>>146107468Why does Godzilla live rent free in your head? You're the only one who brings him up in these threads anymore.
>>146110397They're either the Gamerautist or the OG Nikofag.>>146110352Has Goku losing three fucking times, fair and square, shut up the Dragon Ball retards?
>>146110397It's almost like there's no hype for his match this season. Strange.
>>146110469Because if someone actually talks about him, people spam an asshole in autistic rage.
>>146109544Dante loses to Travis from any game. Strictly wall level demon killer.
>>146110352SMT desperately needs a fraudcheck, so Joker will probably win. Death Battle is in the business of avoiding fraudchecks, not handing them out.
>>146107209He's literally just the moody guy from Slam Dunk as a ninja. I'm pretty sure he's even said that.
>Kylekeks getting uppity because of a single postYup, YUP, FAGC is gonna get GAPED by CHADmon.
BY THE FACE GOD! Bro!? Is that you!? And you brought Yoko too? What? You're gonna VIOLATE her THROAT with your TONGUE while I get to watch?! Yours is the dick that will pierce her WOMB?! What's that? You're going to have me sit in Lagann's cockpit and we're going to combine with Gurren to form Gurren Lagann, and then you're going to COMBINE with Yoko dick to pussy while I WATCH and HEAR it all?! Gurren Lagann's mouths are going to shout out the MOANS and CRIES OF ECSTASY you'll make her feel that I never could?! HUH!? What in the NAME OF GIHA VILLAGE?! KITTAN BACHIKA?! You're getting a turn at Yoko's Yoko's too?! I'm going to listen to both you AND Kamina DIG DEEP into her folds at the same time?! WHAT?! NIA?! You're here too?! And all of Team Dai-Gurren as well?! What's that?! You're all going to have a go at Nia as well?! And you've even brought a BUSH FOR ME TO SIT IN WHILE YOU DO?! WHAAAAT?! BOOTA?! YOU EVOLVED INTO A HUMANOID SHAPE JUST SO YOU CAN FUCK NIA TOO WHILE I WATCH?! You're all going to FILL her DEEPEST CREVICES with your SPIRAL ENERGY and DRILL right into her while I watch?! HUH?! LORDGENOME?! Even you get a turn?! Holy smokes! The ANTISPIRAL?! What's that? You're going to trap me in the extradimensional labyrinth and force millions of alternate versions of myself to watch as every member of the Antispiral race gets a turn at VIOLATING Nia in front of my glasses?! WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM BUT A GIANT KEK??? What can I say except ROW ROW YABBA DABBA DOO!
>Kyle and Simon's gfs are both deadKWAB
>>146109423Dante already had his best matchup with Bayonetta.
>>146110654Do one for Kratos next.
I just remembered Gerard Valkyrie (aka Asspull Man) from BleachWho should his match-up be? Who's one of the most asspully asspull bastards?
>>146110697Kyle's got a lot more gf's and canonically wouldn't be cucked THOUGH.
>>146110492>fearThe mindkiller. BREAKER of minds.
>>146106560After re-reading Jojo part 5 and replaying Persona 5 Royal, I can deduce that the result of this next battle will be... whoever can be compared most to the one and only Superman! He has no limits!!
Kylefags are dreading the day.
>>146111120>Gas Station explosion-sama... please... spare me...!
>>146111120Pretty sure both of them would destroy Superman before he could react.
>>146106560>scales to Omniman>scales above BardockYeah, I'm thinking he's at least planet level.
>>146111132If you're about to tell me to my face that Giorno scales above infinite speed because of a vague statement in a guidebook published when Pucci didn't exist I'm gonna look at you funny.
>>146111120Pretty sure SuperCHAD would destroy both of them before they even realize the Man of STEEL is there.
>>146111132>Giorno tanked that in the Araki approved novelsJ-jokerbros. I'm scared!!
>>146111120Bohemian Rhapsody was said to have brought Batman to the real world so it's safe to assume that it could do the same with Superman and since GER is above Bohemian Rhapsody that means it should be comparable to Superman
>>146111140>gets wiped by Captain AmericaSub-optimal human level. Normal gun fodder, canonically.
Is there another example of a character's supposed power level being repeatedly and consistently refuted by his creators?
>>146111151Reminder that Batgos planned for that to happen and raped Superman to prevent his entry to our world. He then utilized his Bat Reality Corrector to send every fictional character back to their home. The Caped Crusader is a true hero.
>>146111165Every single character when you compare the wank people say about them to the actual source material.
>>146109327>Spider-ManPaul>Ben 10Hal>RidleyXenomorph queen>GhidorahTiamat>Azulamy dick>Most Transformers Characters>Any Kaiju that isn’t GodzillaI actually think these two solve each other's problems.
>>146111165Sonic with Ian Flynn but then he keeps contradicting himself by making Sonic even stronger
>>146111154>Normal gun fodder, canonically.So is Cap.
>>146110352>>146110533>SMT out of nowhere.Mindbroken.
>>146111220...who no diffs Homelander like a helpless baby.
The single most downplayed character in powerscaling.
>>146111231>out of nowhere>it's literally the fight airing tomorrowSMTrannies and regular trannies have the same boilerplate responses...
>>146111243>jobber gag character with little to no toonforce wankSpongechad gapes him.
If Homelander and Kratos are so weak, why don't they train? Are they stupid?
>>146111249>the gag of that strangler guy following him around punching him with no visible effectI now wish to see this matchup
>>146111243>Murata downplayed him the harder by making him have a powerlevelone punch man can get one shot'd by anyone with a way higher powerlevel so He fails at being the one delivering the one shots in these scenarios
>>146111253That was actually Flatts.
Any matchups for BJ from Wolfenstein?
>>146111248>Persona is SMT!!!Retard. Go back to VSBattles.
>>146111251>HomelanderBig fish in a small pond situation like Frieza, he's always been stronger than everyone he's met so he has no drive.>KratosToo busy raising his wife's son.
>>146111140>get that Homussy back here, boi
>>146111142But Superman doesn't have infinite speed. Superman isn't even FTL according to official canon.
>>146111261Doomguy
>>146111263>p-persona isn- ACK!!Why are trannies so drawn to this series? Is it all the men wearing eyeshadow?
>>146111264>like Frieza, he's always been stronger than everyone he's met so he has no drive.imagine if he gets a golden form after training seriously. kek
>>146111261Tank Dempsey from Call of Duty Zombies
>>146111251non-wanked Kratos would beat Omniman easily
>>146111274>hiding behind guidebook babble that directly contradicts featsyawn
>>146111274Oh, don't worry, I don't actually give a shit about how fast Superman is or if Giorno could beat him or not. I just wanted to make sure you weren't claiming Giorno is infinitely fast.
Just watched the latest tybw episode, Ichigo is a bigger jobber than I remembered. Kind of funny how he has this reputation of being some unbeatable super duper special hybrid
>>146111278>What if Homelander was BETRAYED by The Seven and TRAPPED in the Bad Room?
>>146111283poor BJ
>>146111289Has he jobbed to Askin yet?
>>146111277nuPersona has little to do with Persona 1 and Persona 2this is like saying MCU scales to the comics
>>146111261TF2 soldier
Oi Hughie Homelanda dun trained in the Hyperbolic Time Chambah and now he's Super Orange Hitler Homelanda! That's a bit cheeky innit?
>>146111249Spongechud gets stomped.
>>146111285>that directly contradicts featsPerpetua directly retcon'd these feats you may be refering to as outliers caused by unstability. Real universal feats start with her now>>146111290kek>>146111289He is not going for the kill and cannot use bankai. Ishida called him on
>>146111261Either Spencer from Bionic Commando or GI Joe.
>>146111316>Perpetua is where universal starts>when Batkek gained power comparable to Perpetua he was going to create a multiverse so powerful it would've destroyed the Omniverse I guess that was a universally strong multiversally strong Omniverse
>>146111319Spencer is for Rico Rodriguez (Just Cause)
Why didn't they do kiradachi? Is it because swank too afraid to have his favorite jojo character get graped live on the biggest VS show on the web?
>>146111285What feat does it contradict? This explains all space travel feats. And Superman never moves anywhere near FTL when he's in Metropolis. Remember Superman Lost, where he couldn't use wormhole travel and it took him 213 days just to travel 22.1 billion km?That's a speed of 1,202 km/second which is like 0.4% of the speed of light.
>>146111355>remember [irrelevant series]?Why are battleboard faggots like this?
>>146111334>Omniversejust call it multi multiverseusing the prefix omni when the YHVH and his realm (monitor overmind I think) exist is retarded
>>146111355>Needing to breathe in spaceWeak Superman.
>>146111372>>remember [irrelevant comic industry]?Why are battleboard superfags like this?
>>146111334The DC Multiverse is just Universe level. This is explained over and over again in COIE [picrel]When the Universe split into a Multiverse each universe in the Multiverse was weaker than the original Universe.
>>146111372All DC series are irrelevant. So by that logic we can't use any feats for Superman.If Superman averages about 0.4% lightspeed when he travels without wormholes that proves he's nowhere close to lightspeed (let alone "infinite speed" lmao)
How the flying fuck did Omni Jobber get to lay a hand on Bardock let alone win?? Biased fags trying to beg for some amazon endorsement.
>>146111406If the other Multiverses follow this pattern then the Omniverse is actually just a Multiverse in disguised.
>>146111406The post-crisis multiverse is a duplicate of the fused universe you gibbering tard.
>>1461113550.4% of lightspeed was when he was boosted by the solar suit too.So he was amped and couldn't even reach 1% of the speed of light (even if you account for 8 hours a sleep every day).
>>146111355>What feat does it contradict?All the feats where Superman moves faster than light (there are many). Here's a classic example. Are these planets passing through wormholes?>This explains all space travel feats. Even in the guidebook blurb it is listed as hypothetical. I can speculate he achieves interplanetary travel by the graces of an omnipotent quantum duck on Venus with the same validity.>And Superman never moves anywhere near FTL when he's in Metropolis.A bold claim. Prove it.>Remember-Anti-feats? Yes, DB rules discard those. Most any character you can find will have anti-feats, unless you genuinely subscribe to Goku lifting fewer than 1,000 tons and being unable to destroy a tree with his ki blasts in Ultra Instinct. Or Joker SMT jobbing to a regular bullet, or whatever he gets up to.
>>146111442Post-Crisis we were left with 1 universe anon, read the comic.
>>146111442>is a duplicate of the fused universePerpetua's universe has the means to create other realms but it it still a universe with three realms like in Bleach.
>>146111458>Or Joker SMT>>SMTOh. You are a retard.
>>146111468Incorrect. Read Animal Man. Read JSA. Read Dr. Fate. There was a multiverse post-crisis even before Infinite Crisis.>>146111470Read 52 you stupid non-reader.
>>146108777Everything is canon in Dragon Ball. Daima will be referenced in a future Super movie/arc. Iyoku already confirmed multiple animated projects in the works after Daima and Toyotaro is being called the current creator of Dragon Ball now that Toriyama has passed.
>>146111475>Perpetua is not 52
>>146111474>Personafas, sensing imminent defeat and humiliation, desperately try to decouple themselves from SMT.You were talking all that good shit about SMT scaling before. What changed?
>>146111481Not New 52 you tard, 52.
>>146111484>You wereI didn't. I am a SMTfag not a Personafag.
>>146111458>All the feats where Superman moves faster than light (there are many). Here's a classic example. Are these planets passing through wormholes?They could be. It would make sense. >Even in the guidebook blurb it is listed as hypothetical.But the official handbook is very clear on the fact that Superman doesn't travel at the speed of light.>A bold claim. Prove it.If Superman got close enough to light speed it would destroy the planet.>Anti-feats? Yes, DB rules discard those. Anti-feats? We're making up words now? It's a LIMIT of Superman's powers. And Superman Lost even had scientific input from a PhD. So it's more scientifically reliable than other Superman comics. You would only reject Superman Lost if you disliked a scientifically accurate Superman. And powerscaling is all about science.
>>146111477>all the Daima leaks so far are trueI do hope that Goku's new form takes some inspiration from proto SSG.
>>146111475>Read 52no one is gonna read your shit.post scans>>146111477it's overmoe won
>>146111436Bardock sucks even in canon. Need anymore details?
>>146111505>And powerscaling is all about scienceThank you for making the most retarded statement these threads have seen in months. And that includes the werewolf penis debate.
>>146111477Heroes is already canon to Super.
>capeshit>weebshitSTOMPED by MY HERO
>>146111528Hello Liam. How much is Joker gettint screw jobbed?
>>146111546who the FUARK is liam?
>>146111523They do not have knots and that's final.
>>146111528YOUR TIME IS OVER!! SPARTACUSSS!!!
>>146111528>SwanTARD wanting Sportacus on the show
>>146111523It's funny how powerscalers are all about "science and math" but they absolutely mald when writers make an effort to implement real science.Of course, using real science Superman is only an infinitesimal as fast as wankers believe him to be.
>>146111528He should fight Spartacus composite where its the feats of every Spartacus ever seen in any form of fiction.
My only consolation will be for Joker to attempt Sinful Shell/some Almighty Orb shit, KO screen and analysis, then get reversed to zero by GER, get 7 page Requiem Muda'd, to then be sent to the Death Loop, which he will not be able to escape. This is the only way Personafags can get redeemed.
>>146111588They're not cool enough to make a fake-out.
>>146111588Joker will kill him with generic gun shot in a gorey fashion.
>>146111313… in the biggest FRAUD of all time contest which was easily won by JOBtama.
9 hours until Personafags get BTFO’d
9 hours until we all lose.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6EWz8Rbf9M
>>146111651That light? 9937292862xFTL btw. Swann proved it.
>>146111632....on opposite day.
>>146111758...which I should mention is strangely named because only true events happen on that day.
>>146111528Popeye victim.
Do physical laws only apply to characters that are explicitly stated to have no in universe method for containing their collateral environmental destruction?For example, if a character with the stated power to bust a universe while not holding back and having no way to contain their environmental destruction, fails to bust a universe when at their best, would this antifeat be valid downscaling?
>>146111770>For example, if a character with the stated power to bust a universe while not holding back and having no way to contain their environmental destruction, fails to bust a universe when at their best, would this antifeat be valid downscaling?Yes, the statement is directly contradicted.
>>146111764but enough about Kratos
>>146111528>stated and shown to be stronger and faster than Sportacusoh no no Sportsissies
>>146111770Every verse will try to rationalize why their character has a form of quasi ki control to avoid the fraud allegations. People adapt.
>>146111794I can only think of ki and the speed force off the top of my head for this
>>146111790B-But.. my hero DID beat him, correct?
>>146111528Spartacus is busted
>>146111804Yup, Homelander kicked his ass
>>146111800If you count collateral from physical effects as antifeats, I think a lot of speed feats would be downgraded and a lot of verses would end up being slower because they really have no way of explaining they have way of preventing collateral damage with some supernatural force
>>146111817On the other hand, being subject entirely to the rules of physics and portraying it accurately means correctly depicting FTL characters in your fictional story with all their associated spatiotemporal effects means your characters have infinite energy now.
>>146111807… in the biggest jobber of all time contest.
>>146111825Anything that surpasses FTL is inherently breaking the laws of physics and for all intents and purposes, supernatural and breaking the reality as we know it
>>146111837I see your point, you can't be subject to physics while violating physics by doing something that's impossible under physical laws.
>>146111837'scientifically accurate FTL' is an oxymoron
>>146111528>GODacusI'm already kneeling
>>146111528>AAAIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! SPARTICUS-KUN, I KNEEL! I KNEEL!! YOU'RE TOO POWERFUL!!!
>>146111836But enough about Kratos.
>>146111878>>146111887SWEPT
>>146111528>>146111929>Ho, so you’ve trained your body to extract 100% of the nutrients from what you eat, and use this to consume Sports Candy to rapidly fuel your body’s movements?
>>146111870The real redpill is that there aren't that many FTL characters in fiction based on consistent showings. Many of the popular ones are simply much slower for the story to even make sense.
>>146111786>>146111919>CHADTOSCHADTOSCHADTOSCHADTOSCHADTOCHADTOSCHADTOS
>>146111645TRUE
>>146111967We've heard enough about Kratos but I'm interested in hearing about this Chadtos fellow.
nolanbros...
>>146112014This happened
>>146112014That girl would ONESHOT BarJOB.
>>146112032her name is right there
>>146112014Twitter artists sure love the idea of little girls beating grown men,must be a fetish thing
>>146112069Omnimanbro it's not that deep
>>146112069Omnibro it’s just a funny meme.
>Fan art of hero beating villain>>146112069>Must be a fetish thing
FUARK....Bull that kills Kira, and bull that kills Giorno... IN ONE???!HOW I'M I SUPPOSED MAKE MY JOJO HEROES WIN?!
>>146112316funny valentine victimhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoYdyt1BOBM&ab_channel=MrDarcy
>1-A vs 8-C battleHow is this fair?
>>146112394
>>146109365Don't people want Adam to fight Frank Horrigan?
>>146112400Don't know who the fuck this tree is or how powerful he's supposed to be, so your point is lost on me.
>>146112394all powerscaling wikis are shit
>>146112394Cosmology wank means the bigger setting usually wins at high tiers but Jojo has swank on its side
>>146112394JoJo stands run on hax and bullshit abilities, not their feats.
>>146112421Swankversal vs Outerversal the BATTLE
>>146112413It’s a fucking tree.
>>146112413he fights Kirby, so he's strong
GIORNO MY BOY I TRUST YOU TO TAKE HIS FUCKING RAGS OFF
What are the connections between Homelander and Yujiro again?
>>146111274>Superman doesn't have infinite speedNow onto your next cope.
>>146112530>speed SHITperman only reaches to capture underaged rabbi girlsDone.
Remember this every time a narutofag slanders Luffy
>>146112609>Implying PSYCHOku wouldn’t break the speed barrier if you promised him a fight that’ll kill everyone he loves
Track's outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl_QDv-4SKwPretty decent. Seems like GER comes out pretty early in the fight which might bode well for Joker.
>the Presence is Boundless now>the One Above All isn't DCGODS win as always
>>146112706>FRAUDC has to rely on VSBW nonsense to get a win over BOUNDLESSvel
>>146112712>DOESN'THAVEATIER0CHARACTERvelNot even worth the CHADsence's time
>>146112696Can you upload it so everyone can hear it?
I for once cannot wait for all the JoJo sissies to commit collective suicide after Joker stomps their fodder
Even if Joker wins The Italian mob is gonna end up executing him cartel style once he gets out of the meta verse
>>146112706Looks like the page was vandalized by a VeryGoofyToddler
>>146112733https://voca.ro/1dPWAAhOVXYC
>>146112879Breddy good
>>146112879Ending sounds like a joker win but who knows..
>>1461128792:20 sounds like a kill shot and 2:30 sounds like the reveal of a fake out into a win
>>146112879Does anyone get Giorno's theme or the reversing time sfx during the "I'll steal your heart of gold" part? Might be headcanon, but feels like that portion is meant to be the attempt at an RTZ especially with the constant line repeat
There will only be salt if Giorno wins. Otherwise it's just a rofl stomp that everyone will agree was right.
>>146112879normally id assume the audio is gonna be heavily tweaked for the final thing especially given the nature of the fight itself but i think thats like more of a yates thing, therewolf seems to keep zero secrets. so im inclined to believe giorno is getting his ass kicked, brings out GER kinda early, joker tries a few things that don't work then finally breaks through.the alternative is that the lyrics seem to be mostly from joker's perspective and the vocals get cut off at the climax, which could suggest it goes the other way, but the ending seems to lean way more into the persona motifs, so who the fuck knows really
>>146112706You're either refreshing that stupid shir like your life depends on it or you're the one writing it. I think it's the later.
>we won't get death loop kinoSAD!
KNEEL
>>146113068Is that what that fucking no sequitur came from? Makes me wish I could strangle everyone who types that shit.
>>146113082MY FREAKING CAR
>>146113068>giorno tries to touch joker to start the death loop>reflects physical and deathloops giorno instead
>>1461128792:12 is GER. I don't know why people think that's early for GER. The GER music goes to 2:30 at which point the music starts over from the beginning. Then it ends on a mellow note that seems more indicative of Giorno winning given that the quiet stuff from 2:12 is pure GER. But maybe I'm wrong and Joker sinful shells GER's head off.
>>146113068>>146113153>Music starts overUH OHOH NOOOOOOO
>>146113082Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday
How is this not an 1C character? He can survive in the white void.
>>146113160No listen closer.It's playing the very first part of the song track...but in reverse! The segments are reversed. Am I the only one that hears that?
>>1461131532:12 to 2:20 is clearly a fakeout death that goes into Last Surprise, that's not a good sign for GER dude
Joker sisters...our victory is NIGH....I calculate a 99% chance of victory. I don't see how we can lose when LITERALLY the entire Internet is backing us up.
>>146113183Possibly. But consider.2:31 plays the segment from 0:14. Then it plays the guitar segment from 0:08. Then it plays the vocals from the very start. The last part of the song is the first part of the song in reverse.
>>146113222Holy shit that's pretty cool if they GER'd the song to represent resetting to zero.
>4 more hours before JOBorno joins the losers club. Kek.
>>146113181The slow bit is from the part in the anime where GER rewinds time. It's not what plays when Diavolo gets hit.
How strong would Giorno's persona be if he was a phantom thief?
The most fucked up thing they could do is the Joker steals GER wincon
>>146113240Ending of the song stealth confirms a Giorno win.
Do people really think swan is going to rig it for giorno? He's as much of a persona fan as he is a jojo fan and giorno is everyone's least favorite jojo.
If Giorno loses I'll offer my Waifu to be /dbg/ official Onahole But if He wins she'll become the official/dbg/ queen
>>146113249Maybe that's what the "reverse" of the ending means but I think it's more indicative of GER planting a beatdown after rewinding time.>>146113255>RigGiorno winning is actually pretty intuitive.>Maruki fucked with Joker's timeline.>So Gioro can fuck with Joker's timelineGER only ceases to be a wincon when you buy into the WORDSWORDSWORDSWORDS liberal meme explanations for why everyone in Persona is omniversal that G1 likes.
>>146111967>>146111996>CHUDTOSCHUDTOSCHUDTOSCHUDTOSCHUDTOCHUDTOSCHUDTOS
>>146112879>Last part of the track has Il Vento’s notes (specifically the ones that start the famous piano solo)Oh yeah, it’s Giorno time.
>7 minutes of GER punching Joker
>>146113255>giorno is everyone's least favorite jojo.In what world? Most people don’t like P3 Jotaro or Johnathan. Giorno’s a massive fan favorite.
Jokers gonna win today btw
>>146113174Because he's a RAT, and RATS aren't 1C
>2:14 to 2:30GER introduces himself. Time resets.>2:30 to 2:45The opening part of the song plays but the segments are reversed. This is where the deathblow comes in. Given the reverse theme I'm inclined to believe GER is dominating here, but there's always the possibility it represents Joker breaking through the reverse and shooting GER with sinful shell. Someone had the theory that Joker would win by shooting through altered time, so maybeeee that's what this represents?>2:45 to 2:58Soft ending. Given 2:14, musical softness seems associated with Giorno. What's more, the very last part has piano notes, and I think piano notes are Giorno signals.>>146113291I caught that too. I'm 85% sure Giorno won.
>Fight doesn't end with vocals but piano notesJoker is going to get his rags off.
I would like to remind you all that if Diavolo dies in the fight that makes Joker’s death canon to JoJo.
Why did people think Joker would win again?
>>146113377Mostly the assumption that he could neg GER and get around its RTZ with Almighty attacks. That and generally better stats aside from speed.
>>146113386How the fuck does an almighty attack avoid being sent back in time?
>>146113291>>146113348Nah, we hear Giorno's piano at the start of the "I'll steal your heart of gold" section, the piano at the end is more like the jazzy piano used in some of the P5 tracks, most notably the victory theme
What sound plays at 2:28? There's a gleam in it, which would indicate if it's either GER RTZing the Sinful Shell or Joker breaking through RTZ
>>146113390This one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK20OK8VTUw It doesn't sound like it. It sounds like the opening to the turnaround theme from Jojo.
>>146113390The first two notes at the end of the track are the exact ones used for Giorno’s main theme, and the piano you hear for Giorno’s section also has the same notes since it’s his theme.
>>146113403It sounded like the noise Mista's bullets made when they went back into his gun during GER's time reset.....UH OH...sinful shell jobbed...
I'm going to laugh so hard if G1 ate shit again.
>>146113390I thought I was the only one that noticed the starting piano riffs at that point>>146113412https://youtu.be/Blr9yG1KihM?feature=sharedNo? It sounds like a power being unleashed, not like the Mista bullet reverse
>>146113419>G1Writes a novella on why shiny nukes with the almighty element can attack through time hax. This never happened in the game btw.>OttoTime hax worked on Joker so time hax will work on Joker.
Why was the P3/P4 party not getting rewound when Chronos is rewinding himself counted as a feat?Rewinding them means the Clockwork God loses all progress he made on them (and even potentially gives them back all the revival items they need to use to keep themselves safe from his death countdown ability).If anything, the fact that they get dragged into the events and can't get the fuck out until Chronos opens the door for them means they can't just 'lol nope' time.
>>146113431Otto goes by the rule of weebiness. Whatever seems more weaboo to him, loses.
>>146113446It's a good rule.
>>146113446Unfathomably BASED.
THE END OF THE TRACK SOUNDS LIKE GIORNO!!! yeah and the end of Doctor who vs Rick was totally because rick won, remember?
>>146113445G1 is filled with underaged Personafags.
>>146112394>Resistance to Fate Manipulation and Causality Manipulation (As the Trickster, Ren is unaffected by the predetermined fates that exist within the Megaten, which binds even Type 4 Acausals),Bruh, that's Giorno's only wincon and it doesn't even affect Joker lol
I read the g1 blog:>multiversal>5D>7DWhat does that mean at the end of the day? I would like to ask an atlus writer if any of them meant to their characters being this strong.
>>146113174But he is though, every scaling website has him at that level or above.
>>146113446Otto is more of a weeb than people thinkHe thinks that Cyborg 009 owns Cyborg... from DC comics FE.Instead of thing like SAO or the runofthemill Isekai he is likely more of a Mazinger Z or Tekkaman fan.
>>146113431>Almighty elementReminder that that Almighty is a translation of 万能 (bannō) which is better translated as universal or all-purpose This is different from the word 全能 (zennō) which is more straightforward translation of almighty/omnipotent.
>>146113174So can Charmy.
>>146113509Otto is an otaku, not a weeb.
>>146113460No, that one got interrupted by the DING, which was the indication that he lost.
>>146113512Notice the difference.
>>146113486>5D>7DSome retarded amount of infinite timeline universe dimension shit. I mean probably, SMT/Persona writers used the word universe a bunch, I'd imagine they'd at least figure out what that means at some point>>146113509He just likes old anime and mecha shit, because he's a rare breed of dude from 00s, the stereotypical comic nerd from that period with a penchance for mecha, that miraculously is one of the few comic nerds that isn't sorry for everything they've said during that time.
i think sometimes they put things in the track just to fuck with us. remember in goro vs machamp where the boom noises stopped the music and the track changes to an offbrand version of that one part of the galar gym theme which people thought meant gigantamax and it just ended up not happening?
>>146112706I'm pretty sure "God" in Dematteis continuity is planned to be put in tier 0https://vsbattles.com/threads/j-m-dematteis-marvel-cosmology-split.169120/
>>146113512Shut the fuck up I hope Giorno rips off Joker's dumb chuuni mask and sticks it up his ass.
>>146113082The doctor said I have cancer
>>146113514Charmy needed the speedsters to restore him from erasure
>>146113530He is part latino. Latino's love Mazinger Z and that stuff. Easy as that. >>146113520Fair. I got acostumed to mix the two.
>>146113532That’s just the fault of people reading too into it since the track was obviously just an assortment of different Pokemon songs and the MK theme.
As someone that has never played a Persona game and has watched or read every Jojo part except 5 because only really shitty DUWANG scans existed at the time and I just didn't bother, I hope Joker wins so I never have to see "one fucking feat" GER get NLFwanked ever again
>Track is called requiem for a thiefUm...a little on the nose there...
>>146113561Giorno was a pickpocket.
>>146113492This.1 c stands for 1 cumjar btw. Which is where most people who are a fan of that character puts him at.
Joker wins btw
>>146113583CHA-CHA-CHADOW's cumjar is composite fiction.
So I guess>Giorno brings out GER at 1:50Joker wins>Giorno brings out GER at 2:10Giorno wins
>>146113605>giorno brings out GERloses anyway.
>>146113617>>146113595No lies detected.
This battle is just testing the limits of GER. Everything else is just filler. But I'm pretty sure Joker will find a way to break out of it. Not because he should be able to. But because a GER time loop doesn't make for a good ending.
After Giorno gets that petty thief’s rags off, it’ll be Part 7’s time for a win. Who’s a good match for MISTAH PRESUDENT himself, Dojaaaayn~ boy?
>>146113542There're cures for that, but don't ask your doctor.
So how many gazillions of time faster than infinity will Joker be?
>>146113546he wasn’t erased to begin with, he was literally just frozen
>>146113629>Part 7 >JoJo twiceThose retards blew their load too early instead of an Election bowl between Armstrong and Funny Valentine they decided to go for Gioker
>>146113646No, it was verbatim stated dozens of times that space-time was erased, in both the game and by the creators, and that Sonic's speed was the one restored it back.
>>1461128792:36 to 2:45 is so obviously Joker getting stand barraged "MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA" and y'all deafness to notice is amazing. Just listen to the end of Hell Over Heaven.
>>1461136702:42 is the literal beginning of Last Surprise
Who are you rooting for? I root for Giorno because of the two is the one closer to have a personality.And also Joker gang are bunch of good for nothing and shity people on the worst the cases. Ryuji is uselessMorgana is the worst, a cuck, useless and will never be liked by a girlFutaba is the second worst person on the team. Arrogant and pridefulHaru is boring as fuckCannot hate YusukeAnd Akechi... well
Did the octopus that guesses soccer matches already picked a winner? I only trust that guy.
>ShitsonaIn the trash can.>Shin Megafaggot TenseiIn the trash can>CHADCHAD'S CHAD ADVENTURESAscendent.
When's this gay faggot slap fight between two gay faggots over? Sick of twinks and faggots.
>>146113759Stop looking in the mirror then.
>1:53 - "I'll steal your heart of gold" loop with part 5 theme, GER shows up and starts RTZ'ing Joker>2:18 - music stops, brief Persona 5-esque jazzy piano section, self reflection or some shit before Joker breaks through RTZ>2:33 - music starts again, first part and last thing we hear before the ending is Last Surprise>more jazzy piano right at the end, probably "level clear", Joker taking his "treasure", etc
>>146113759Do you know? It's possibly for you to be lean if you just stop eating so much. Fatty.
>>146113773>>146113776>gay faggot twinks feeling called outHow's my dick taste, faggots?
So when are we gonna get street level fights that don't suck?
>"I won Giorno! Time to cuck you by fucking your loved ones!">Joker looks at Giorno's friends >All of them are metrosexual men dressed in clown outfits >...>"Now that I think about it, I surrender, the winner is Giorno's corpse"
>>146113775Coping already? Which G1 contributor were you?
>>146113629Fellow president Michael Wilson, have a stand fight a giant robot
>>146113666No, it was literally shown that none of them were erased, they were just frozen in place, and running around them in a circle like an autistic kid unfroze them“Erase” my dick in your mouth shadowcuck
>>146113785>Immediately jumps to homosexuality when made fun ofSomeone’s gay here and it’s not us.
>>1461137752:14 onwards to 2:30 is pretty clearly GER returning to zero. The copium smells dude.
>>146113542Can truly noone defeat him?
>Both Giorno and Joker's parts play in the endDo I smell a tie?
>>146113808G1 is going to rope.
Goku referenced Popeye in episode 3 of Daima. That means Popeye is just a cartoon to him. He beats Superman now.
>>146113807>'jumps'I called you out from the start, faggot.How's my dick taste, twink?
Why do Therewolf's songs with lyrics work way more than Yates's? I can think of like two songs Yates has with lyrics that I thought actually enhanced the song instead of ruining them>>146113793I thought it was pretty daring of Swan to after getting into another CU vs Dragonborn situation, to end the battle with Joker and Giorno having sweaty gay sex instead of a death, not sure I approve of sodomy but okay.
>>146113827Superman can exit the comic into the real world, Alan Moore said so
>>146113835Yates wrote the lyrics.
>>146113835Yates forces lyrics because he's an egotistical faggot that thinks he can sing.
Joker has like 3-4 reliable wincons while GER has 1. None are 100% but Joker should win due to more outcomes being valid imo I also think the ending seems like Joker breaks the death loop. Opposite of Gojo Makima’s ending. It’s like the persona victory song
>>146113901>Jobker kills Giorno in less than 10 seconds... because he does, okay!? He broke out of the loop. The music clearly isn't him getting willed to 0 and deafeated.
>>146113799Emotional argument, this is an 18+ website.And like it has been stated earlier, you have no authority to question that because you're not the author, "no" is not an argument but a fallacy.
>>146113901DB will just say they rolled a dice and Giorno pulled it off. As they always do.
I don’t really care about anything this season except Simon winning. I don’t think he has a chance though since Swan was literally screaming and pulling his hair on the cast where they all thought Simon would beat Kyle except himAlso to people saying Swan will wank Giorno… Yes, he will but he also believes in outerversal persona so expect both to get glazed
I just had sex with the nastiest fucking prostitute ever, i feel like throwing up she was so disgusting. Legit will need to forcibly erase my memory of today if i wanna enjoy horny againOh and, uh, Goku beats Superman
I just had sex with some horny teacher after beating up the student she was grooming
>>146113957Lol sounds like you should’ve pulled out of that situation
>>146113901>>146113933>Coping G1 faggots
>>146113933Unironically point to where Swan was insanely seething on the podcast. I always hear it but never see it.
>>146114044I can point to several instances of the negro's flared nostrils, animated jostling, and jabbing at his screen in anger and frustration while Liam laughs at him. In fact.
>>146114124I mean, I’m not stoping you. That’s literally what I’m asking to see.
>>146114138But that's the opposite of Liam 'insanely seething'.
>>146114149Oh I misread, I thought you were talking about Swan.
Well outcome should be fun either way now. Either G1 gets a second consecutive btfoing or Giornofags get the Ben/Alien X treatment
>>146113827Wait Really?
This is...Requiem. What you're seeing is indeed the truth. You are seeing the movements created by your abilities, but you will NEVER arrive at the truth that's going to happen. ****None who stand before me shall ever get there, regardless of their abilities.**** This is the power of Gold Experience Requiem
Should I jerk off to Ann or Naoto?
>>146114124I wonder if that dude actually understood on any level the physics he purported to use in that debate
>>146114260(loses)
>>146106560Are there any good DB altenatives? They're so fuckin reliant on a couple of BIG series it's insane. I could even do without cartoons, just 2 dudes nerding it out in a fun way not on some random forum would be great.
>>146114338Hmm, yes. I'm thinking it's a draw.
>>146113509Good, older anime needs more fans, too many people fanboy over FOTM slop like Jujutsu Kaisen that won’t even be remembered within a decade.
>>146114449HIT EM WITH THAT OUTERVERSAL SCALE RENNY ROOO!
>>146114545Me on the left
>>146113793I'm pretty sure he'd be down to fuck a metrosexual man in a clown outfit
>People go on about how Joker recruits gods or whatever>Meanwhile Rohan raced AND killed someone who was possessed by Hermes (yes that one) himself
>>146114640Rohan was so confident that he didn't kill him that he immediately left the gym as a concession
What if they scale Persona to SMT, but Joker still loses?
>>146114683I doubt that the guy survived his fall, but he still lost the race (even though Rohan could’ve just written on himself that he can run at 100MPH)
>>146114698Laughter here, outrage everywhere else
How many hours left
>>146114738about one and a half
>>146114640oh lmfao I forgot about this. jobker is dead
Giorno had to watch 3 of his comrades die horrible deaths by the way. Joker only had to watch Akechi basically kill himself. This is not comparable, and I hope Joker loses.
>>146114822Strange reason to root for one over another, but I can respect it
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