Who else didn't care for Absolute DC? They're just more boring reconstruction.
>>146136771>reconstructionThere's no such thing.
Better than that ultimate trash one issue in kek
>>146136771I haven't read the Wonder Woman one yet. I've bought it, it just hasn't gotten to me in the mail yet.But Absolute Batman #1 is one of the best comic issues I've read in a long time. 10/10 and I can't wait to see what comes next.
>>146136771I've only read the Batman one so far and it's phenomenally dumb. It doesn't even work within it's own premise of "it's harder to be Batman." He's got massive amounts of equipment and he's got knowledge(control) of vast amounts of Gotham's infrastructure.Not to mention a living parentYear One Batman would KILL to have this guy's life.
>>146136771I found Wonder Woman to be thoroughly awful. Batman wasnt offensively bad but I’d never in a million years spend money to read that shit. I have zero interest in even hate reading Superman.
>>146137597>>146137648You fags should seethe some more
>>146136771I just don't trust it not to get cancelled in a year
>>146136771WW was better than batman, but I'd be more interested in it if it was it's own thing. Batman was literally just "hey, recognize these names!? How exciting!"
>>146137784Absolute Batman will be one of the top three comics going forward for the foreseeable future.
>>146137786You can just say you didn't read Absolute Batman, anon. No need to make shit up.
I don't like that they're called Absolute because that's also the name of DC's hardcover prestige collections
>>146138070I can't wait for Absolute Absolute Batman, Vol. 1: The Absolute Unit
>>146136771>reconstructionYou mean deconstruction.
>>146137786>Batman was literally just "hey, recognize these names!? How exciting!"That's how I'd describe it too. It's just "hey, this thing is different!" repeated and I got no coherent picture out of it that would convince me there's a plan behind it beyond passing novelty of "what if killer croc wasn't a villain? would anything change? probably not!"
>>146137784It's DC immediately blowing their load and forcing a shitty crossover within a year is what you should be worried about.Absolute Batman is gonna go on as long as Snyder wants it to. Same thing with Superman. And with King shitting up main Wonder Woman I think her Absolute will last 18-24 issues minimum unless Thompson shits the bed worse than King. And I think Lemire Flash will be the same as Lemire has a decided fanbase.MMH and GL are the weakest links.
>>146138148*dedicated fanbase
>>146136771I have no interest in absolute but I'm looking forward to Aquaman coming back despite the gimmick.
Why are people in here so defensive that some anons are not interested/didnt like Absolute Batman? Its like they guy suspiciously apeshit. Like you cannot just not like that shit. Weird.Art is shit tier. Cant believe this is the flagship title. It literally has injustice tier webcomic art.
>>146138148The art in Martian Manhunter will be worth the price alone
>>146138199Problem is MMH has like 5 fans.Dont get me wrong, the Absolute book will probably sell better than the DCYou and Orlando books just based off of the hype and push the line is getting but it's not getting more than 12 issues.
>>146138198>Dragotta>having webcomic artShit takes like this are probably why no one is taking you seriously
>>146138233verification not required
>>146138198I do find it interesting that Wonder Woman, Flash, and Martian Manhunter have the best art so far.Batman's is mediocre and SUperman and GL's are dogshit.
>>146138233Characters look like different persons from panel to panel (Alfred looks like the grinch, then Ra's al Ghul, then Orson Wells depending on the panel), the shittiest inks Ive ever seen in a flagship comic, hands are all wrong, even Bruce looks like a Dr. Seuss character in some pannels.
>>146138248Oh yes, Martian Manhunter is great. Im not a hater, I will buy MM just for art alone but Batman is dogshit.
>>146138147I just think, "if this plot didn't involve batman, what would this book have?" Thr villains are uninteresting, the secret agent angle is uninteresting, the main character himself is uninteresting. The only hook the book has is "Batman, but different!"
>>146138148Oh, I disagree. This whole thing is going to fall off, fucking hard. I'd be surprised if any of these books last a year.
>>146136771its just generic elseworlds. not even really a new take or anything. most basic bitch changes.
>>146138287I'm sorry I can't take this seriously. It was a fucking great comic from start to finish. I think you went in looking for things to nitpick.
>>146138290>I'd be surprised if any of these books last a year.If you don't think Absolute Batman will last a year you are completely insane.
>>146138306Wrong. WW is a witch because women are into horoscope and magic, and Joker is the billionaire, while Batman is poor because kids are into socialism and diversity. Also the death of Wayne sr. is much more impactful and relatable now that its a random zoo shooter. This will sell millions.
>>146138348This is pointless cynicism from someone who doesn't read comics but keeps up with all the news so he can talk about how much he hates them.
>>146138335If this was the first issue of an image comic with an original character, would you seriously be interested in the further plot?
>>146138379I pirated the first issues. I will give them a 6 issue chance to change my mind but frankly Im not hopeful.
>>146136771Is the new superman out now? How is it?
>>146138379That's pretty much this entire board, anon
>>146138382>>146138390Deja vu
>>146137597Next issue reveals the Batmobile is a $7million 2 story mega-dump truck used in strip mining, that he drives through entire buildings, because that is how you fight crimes I guess, by destroying buildings and cop cars.
>>146138382Obviously the contrast between this version of Batman and the Batman we know is a big part of what makes it so great, and that would be missing if it was an original property. The violence is made shocking by the fact that it's Batman doing it. But I thought it was written really well, and I was engaged the whole time, and when it was over I couldn't wait for the next issue. I thought as an introduction to this new Batman, it was flawless.
>>146138198Faces are HARD, Anon.
>>146138412I guess you're just easier to please than I am, anon. I thought it was a boring gimmick book.
>>146138412>The violence is made shocking by the fact that it's Batman doing it. anon, it's not the eighties anymore.
>>146138412Is this what astroturfing looks like?
>>146138412>Blows people up with rubber C-4, non-lethally>Stabs people in the neck and chest with bat-daggers, Non-Lethally!>Hacks off peoples limbs with his huge axe, Non-Lethally!!>Shoots Alfred in the face with a huge shotgun loaded with razor-bats....NON-LETHALLY!!!It's a book for retards like yourself.
>>146138439Batman shooting Alfred in the face is still shocking. It was a great image that caught me off-guard. And when it's explained afterwards that the gun had been modified to be non-lethal, it manages to be true to Batman's character while still providing a shocking moment, and showing how this Batman is a little different. I loved it.
>>146138457>And when it's explained afterwards that the gun had been modified to be non-lethalIt's not explained, it's handwaved. That isn't non-lethal by any stretch of the imagination. Loading a shotgun with flechettes makes it EXTRA lethal.
>>146138468So it's actually a comic book, not a documentary film
>>146136771>When I search for Absolute Superman I get all the news about Javier MileiIt's funny how that dwarf made free advertising for his new superman for these lefties.
>>146138457Also that isn't Alfred except in name only; it's just PennyStroke the Terminator, who seems to exist only to gush at how awesome Batman is, like some Berserk expy.
>>146138450>>146138457The funniest thing is that there are versions of Batman that kill, even the movie versions are more violent.
>>146138472No it's a particularly stupid comic book, is he going to pour sulfuric acid down someone's throat non-lethally sometime?
>>146138457There's no arguing with faggots here, anon. Don't bother. Let them seethe while the book does well.
Old Elseworlds>Batman but a Dracula!>Batman, but a Green Lantern!>Batman, but Call of Cthulhu!>Batman, but fighting Jack the Ripper!New Elseworlds:>Batman, but, uh, he's got street smarts! And he's rich, but he's self made, working class rich! And he's friends with his Rogues Gallery, and, uh, Alfred is like a secret agent hitman! Yeah!Plus the old Elseworlds are generally a quick 1-3 issues, this is gonna be some super decompressed snails pace bullshit.
>>146138499OMG!! A Batman #1 selling? How unforeseen and indicative of quality!!
>>146138512My assumption is the whole thing is a gimmick to sell a bunch of #1 issues really quick to bump sales numbers for the quarter.
>>146138505you forgot when superman was batman.
>>146138512>OMG SOMEONE LIKES SOMETHING I DON'T AND PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF THIS HELLHOLE I LURK LIKE IT TOO? WHAT AM I GONNA DO NOW BUT NITPICK
>>146138525It's getting to the end of the fiscal year, they are puffing up sales so Zaslav doesn't gut their budget further.
>>146138499Yeah I don't know what it is about comic books more than any other medium where there's a lot of people who never engage with it at all, but who follow all the news and desperately want every company to go out of business.
>>146138540This entire board is s cesspool of dipshits and faggotry
>>146138540video games are pretty close though
>>146138525Snyder and Williamson say they have a multi-year metastory planned for the Absolute Universe and the main DC Universe.
>>146138535Anon, they could print a new Joker #1, with variant covers, and it just be blank inside with one of Tom King's turds pressed into it, and it would sell 100,000 copies.Because a lot of Batfags are indiscriminate faggots like yourself.It doesn't bother or upset me that YOU like it, I expected you to gush over it. I am expressing why I feel it is stupid crap for low IQ Bat-worshippers.
>>146138549Yeah but people who spend time hating video games usually at least play video games themselves. I'm not convinced that most of the people on /co/ have ever paid for a comic book.
>>146138553>they don't know
>>146138567I have an 2 enormous shelves with enough hardover comics to threaten the integrity of my second story floor. All of them better than this gimmicky batslop.
>>146138563>seething faggot who totally doesn't care about Batman yet is here anyway>calling someone else a faggotThis place is something else
>>146138493This would be a lot more subversive take on Batman if it was the one version that's happy to outright murder his enemies.
>>146138583I'm sure it's all trash too kek
>>146138553Snyder is the ultimate company man, I'm sure he'll say whatever they tell him to. He needs DC a hell of a lot more than DC needs him, he is one of the least talented writers working right now, and that's saying something.
>>146138589>>146138606Some of it IS Batman. Seethe more.
>>146138619It all sucks
>>146138528You're right. Man, old Elseworlds were rad as fuck.There was also the time that Superman was Captain America, but that was Amalgam, not Elseworlds.
>>146138607>he is one of the least talented writers working right nowThis is deranged.
>>146138634It doesn't take talent to rip off other writers, anon. Although, if this shit is what "original" Snyder looks like, he should go back to ripping off Morrison.
>>146138625How could it not? I don't even wanna imagine what he thinks is good
>>146138625Alright then. See you gentlemen tomorrow in the next Totally Organic Absolute Shill Thread!
>>146138646You sound like a Hickman meatrider and you need to go back
>>146138658I've never read a single Hickman book and Ive never been anywhere else. You're the one who needs to go back, shill.
>>146136771deconstruction. DECONSTRUCTION. >>146136859https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reconstruction_era
>>146138684>people like something>you're a shill!Words just have no meaning in this hellhole
>>146138575WTF
>>146138712>I haven't read the Wonder Woman one yet. I've bought it, it just hasn't gotten to me in the mail yet.>But Absolute Batman #1 is one of the best comic issues I've read in a long time. 10/10 and I can't wait to see what comes This is the third post.This is a shill, don't you dare deny it.
>>146138712>Keep posting threads "OMG this is the best comic I've read in years, so incredibly, are fellow anons reading this great stuff!?>No I'm not a shill, just let people like things OMG you have to go back!
>>146138712on /co/ nowadays if you like anything published after 2010 or just want to talk about it in a neutral to positive manner you're an evil shill
When does Superman Milei come out?
>>146138748>But Absolute Batman #1 is one of the best comic issues I've read in a long time. 10/10 and I can't wait to see what comes>neutral
>>146138748But people are praising Martian Manhunter art. Why are you so butthurt about the injustice tier art of Absolute Batman? Or the opinion that is not very interesting at all.
>>146138748I am starting to see that from the two retards here>>146138740>>146138745
>>146138769>You are a retard if you notice that I am a shill!!!!Kys fag
>>146136771They're all exceptionally clumsy and poorly conceived ideas that do more harm than good. They're different for the sake of different, but at the same time, not different enough to truly matter. They couldn't put together an interesting twist on any of these characters and expect us to believe that the rest of these stories will somehow be better, let alone that these comics will coalesce into a decent shared continuity of any kind.Anyone saying otherwise, is desperate for (You)s or a shill.
>>146138820I don't think it's good, but I'm interested in the seventh edgy version of Superman.
>>146138444Unironically: Yes.
>>146136771Only read Absolute Wonder Woman. Kind of like it. But I hate those tribal tattoos that she have on her arm. Like what's even the point?
>ASM spoilers gets bad reception>QUICK, WE NEED THE SHILLS TO SHIT ON ABSOLUTE DC TO DISTRACTlolpredictable
>>146138909What ifHear me outWhat if they're both bad
>>146138909>no uKys shill
>>146138820No one is reading your blog, faggot
>>146139027>blog>3 sentencesGet a load of this retard.
>>146138909Pretty much this. Marvel can't handle that no one gives a fuck what they're doing right now.
>>146139045Says the fag typing out all that shit
>>146139094Lmao do they pay you to be this pathetic, or do you do it for free?
>>146139098>post faggy essays>calls others pathetic Kek
>>146136771I liked the first issues of Batman and Wonder Woman. My biggest hangup is the black washing of characters like Barbara. Shit like that is such a red flag that I don't have much hope for the future of these books.
>>146139141It's a wonder you were able to finish reading any comics. Must be so hard for you to parse all those essays.
>>146138909Huh?
>>146136771They're just too boring for me.>BatmanThis is the worst. They could've finally done a properly gothic Batman with magic powers and whatever, but instead it's just the same retarded Snyderslop about MUH STREETZ. As if that's what we were missing in capebooks, more STREETZ. But really, what's the hook? Being poorer made Batman a unit? Why? Am I supposed to be excited seeing ABSOLUTE UNIT cut off hands NON-LETHALLY with his NON-LETHAL SHRAPNELL-FILLED SHOTGUN? It's ridiculous. It's trite. >Wonder WomanThe hook is pretty cool, Diana being both a warrior and sorceress raised by Circe, but it's yet another >MEN BAAAAAAAAAAADtripe written by an awful femoid writer. The first issue was literally just a fight scene with flashbacks. >SupermanIt's typical Aaronschlock. Shallow political commentary with the subtlety of a sledgehammer. I get the approach, doing "Working Class Hero" Golden Age Superman in 2024, but does anyone care? The preview shows a Krypton society that's obsessed with "progress" and "science", but it's written by known leftie anti-theist Aaron, so he'll take the real world group of atheistic champagne socialists, and somehow make it about the heckin xenophobic fascists, the same way he took over Namor and rewrote his entire backstory to make it about some brown OC who taught him about the evil white-coded oppressive past of the Atlanteans and their abuse of black/brown underwater faggots (no, seriously, go check it for yourself). Aaron's incapable of writing anything that doesn't shit on the right of centre. But even then, does anyone care about more Superman as an "angry immigrant"? What's the hook here? Do I need to be lectured about the politics of my world from a fictional alien?It seems to me that the second wave of books have better pitches because they're more experimental, what with MM being some 4D creature or whatever else. All the Trinity books are trite and boringly written.
>>146136931spbp
>>146139677>>Wonder Woman>The hook is pretty cool, Diana being both a warrior and sorceress raised by Circe, but it's yet another>>MEN BAAAAAAAAAAAD>tripe written by an awful femoid writer. The first issue was literally just a fight scene with flashbacks.I didn't get that impression from it. I'm sure it's coming, how can it not, but that single issue was pretty great.
>>146139677>MEN BAAAAAAAAAAADThere was literally none of that in the issue.
>>146138409Not only this shit looks retarded but how in the fuck he keeps this a secret? Like I said some threads ago, the guy is like 7 foot tall, there are about 3k people that tall irl in the whole world. Gotham just need to lineup every white guy that size which would be what, 3? Then run their profile and boom, you know who Batman is.
>>146140225I would have preferred a pick up truck with a thruster strapped on the back.But then, writers can't help themselves from chilling Batman, even when he is supposed to be a underdog.
>>146139701>>146140118Apollo was just the beginning of MEN BAAAAAD.Steve is gonna get shat on very hard in the next issue for the crime of having a cock while being her main love interest.
>>146140324Snyder just wanted to mix TDKR and The Batman but BIGGER, MEANER. I don't know where DC finds those writers but I bet social services should have a look.
>>146136859>>reconstruction>There's no such thingThere is.Not Absolute tho, that is for sure.
>>146138261>Characters look like different persons from panel to paneloriginal Superhero comics is like that>>146138261>Alfred looks like... Ra's al Ghulhe Is
>>146140337Absolute Batman really is just Bigger Batman lmao.
>>146138505>Alfred is like a secret agent hitmanalready happened
>>146138233>DragottaHe's a terrible artist
>>146138575>>146138607>>1461387202026 is the 30th anniversary of Amalgam and that's all I'm going to say
>>146138712>people like somethingThere are people who like Tommy Wiseau's movies, Bieber's music, Trump's political views, that doesn't mean all those things aren't shit, just like Snyder's comics.
>>146140807>>146140807>There are people who like Tommy Wiseau's movies,explain why they are shit >Bieber's music,explain why it is shit>Trump's political viewsexplain why they are shitAlso what do You like?
>>146138909I dont know or give a shit about Spiderman. Im not a bettered wife. Stopped reading long ago.Doesnt make Bruce or Alfred look less of a gremlin.
>>146140225No amount of Batwank could explain Absolute Batshit being able to steal one of these, customize it by himself, and then drive it around and escape in a vehicles that can barely push 40mph on a good day.
>this entire thread
>>146138248>Wonder WomanThe art in Wonder Woman is absolutely fixing dreadful though
>>146138198Art is good, I just can't stand the obvious Zoomer-bait decision to make him some kind of working class ubermensch just to contrive him being pretty much the exact same Batman.Working class Batman would just be Man-Of-Bats AND I'M FUCKING PISSED WE DON'T HAVE MORE MAN-OF-BATS.
>>146141300Absolute Batman is if anything more preposterous and over-the-top than regular Batgod.
>>146141336>regular BatgodAnd since I'm posting a pic from Batman Incorporated, you just know I love me some Batgod. So the fact that my body is rejecting Absolute Batman like it was rotten beef should tell you something.
>>146140807Rent free
>>146141258Nice try shill.
>>146138412>Obviously the contrast between this version of Batman and the Batman we know is a big part of what makes it so greatthere's not enough contrast. it still feels like the same old batman.
they clearly want the anime and manga audience with this one. Desperate times for capeshit.
>146141855
>>146140225You are aware this is a comic book, right? You are thinking too hard about this and trying with all your night go shit on it. It's no more ridiculous than anything else that comes out each week. Get a life, dork.
>>146140807>Tranny hands typed this
>>146142191>just turn your brain off!>get a lifeSays the shill desperately trying to defend moronic faggotry from one of the largest comic publishers in the world. If you have to resort to this kind of non-argument to save face, you shouldn't even be here, let alone attempting passive aggressively chide others for mocking a comic.
>>146142382If you're reading that deeply into a Batman comic you need help
>>146142432If you think a surface level appraisal of the comic, as it presents itself, is a deep reading, you are unironically retarded.
>>146142441>surface level>proceeds to work out plot problems very intricately for a book that is one issue in and complain about another issue that isn't even outAgain, seek help
>>146142459>intricateIt is the habit of low IQ people to exaggerate their criticisms when their arguments lack substance. Bruce is fucking huge in several extremely abnormal ways. This is a problem with the story which exemplifies how fucking bad the writing is. Simple as.
>>146140860>>146141436>>146142213Lol, what are you, fucking Beliebers or something?
>>146142191>Get a life, dork.You’re taking criticism of a comic book on /co/ this personally at noon on a Tuesday. Take your own advice.
>>146139677>>146139677>I get the approach, doing "Working Class Hero" Golden Age Superman in 2024hilarious because Actual original Superman (golden age is too much of umbrella term) was As far from libtard 2024 version of "immigrant" as you could go, he literally had secret identity Because people fear "real" him, police hunts him, Action Comics 1 is literally about him as Superman telling Lois Not to tell anyone about him and yet she did, and despite that he didn't turn vile but instead learned how to assimilate and only maimed and killed thug scum and stopped wars at the root of the problem ie with generals, politicians and (((war profiteers))). Which is also why Golden Age term is stupid because ~ since 1941-1942 instead of message from the actual "little" guy and someone who singlehandedly stopped wars Superman slowly turned into someone who helps average guys to enlist to fight japs and shit and by the 1947 he would get Truman's and Stalin's fucking autographs when 1940 Superman would foil both of them.He wished to destroy all the guns around the world but at the same time he was real about it and used them himself, too.Also Siegel wasn't retarded and showed that Superman can be super wrong too.
>>146142705>Ridiculous superhero hero is ridiculous looking>I'M GOING INSANE
>>146142878Goddamn phone. You get the point.
>>146139677Also >>146139677>This is the worst.>>146139677>BSOLUTE UNIT cut off hands NON-LETHALLY with his NON-LETHAL SHRAPNELL-FILLED SHOTGUN?That's is far too common with modern comics. Absolute or not.>Batman with chainsaw. OH MY G-PERSON ISN"T THAT THE COOLEST? and...nothing>Superman in FM's 300 style outfit with sword and shieldWHAAAA SO COOLit is story about Super-politician telling everyone how killing is wrong (unless it is some chained animal ofc) while all people around him within gladiator arena and outside of it killing people in droves For him. Rich Celebretard with 12 bodyguards armed to the teeth in John Wick esque bullet proof suits telling you than it is bad to own a gun type of shit. Here >>146140225it is exactly the same thing, cool design completely divorced from what Will happen and how. Even in "Ultimate" version too scared to offend manchildren
>>146142800>seething dork who is also here at noon on a Tuesday
>>146136771Seems like ya care enough to talk about it.Gonna make a thread about the current Dick Tracy run that you don't care about too?
>>146143652Nta but I've been meaning to read that. I'm going to buy the trade when it comes out.
>>146143652>why do you care enough to have opininsExtremely low IQ cope.
>>146143676How is it cope to point out if he really didn't care he would be finding betyer things to pass the time with.Every week like 50-150 different stories get printed in comics, and OP is standing here talking about how they don't care about 3. Whats the point of specifying their lack of interest in those 3?
>>146143759Because this is a thread about the Absolute comics and he's giving his opinion, you disingenuous faggot.
>>146144162what's the point of calling people shills when they disagree with OP
>>146142898I accept your concession.
>>146144162Why not make a thread about comics you like then? Seems like it would be a more productive use of your time,
>>146144561>>146144290>stop saying bad things about this shitty comic!>why do you need to post your opinions if you don't like it?!>just make a thread about comics you like instead of making me feel like a huge whiny faggot in this thread for trying to pretend this comic is good!You corporate cocksuckers always do this shit and it never works. You couldn't be more pathetic if you tried.
>>146143652>>146136771They are aggressively mediocre and safe for an alternate continuity. I am not sure what so many anons see in Absolute Batman since it just seemed like Snyder's typical dumb slop. I'll give Superman and Martian Manhunter a shot but things are not looking promising so far.>>146143759'Didn't care for' is another way of saying he didn't like the comics. He isn't saying that he doesn't care about them.
>>146138198>Art is shit tier. Cant believe this is the flagship title. It literally has injustice tier webcomic art.I tend to avoid capeshit threads here so learning there's people that look at perfectly solid at worst mediocre cape art and go "ew this is the worst shit ever" is driving me insane. If this is shit tier, what's good to you? What do you actually want, I'm not even asking as a gotcha, I'm trying to understand what's the standards people have nowadays. What is shit here, and what would be good instead?
>>146144630never said any of those things thoughbeit
>>146144630You couldn't be any more of a seething gotten to bitch holy fuck kek
>>146145049>perfectly solid at worst mediocre cape artHahahahahahahahaThis art is terrible.
>>146145488>>146140699>Hmmm I need to prove that the art in the new Batman comic is shitty...>BUT HOW?!>Ah-ha! I know! I'll post art from a different comic! Published by a different company!What point do you think you're proving exactly?
>>146145406Not an argument.
>>146138348>Joker is the billionaire, while Batman is poor because kids are into socialism and diversitySays who? Twitter ain't real life. And it's the upper class who like that shit. The lower classes think that shit's gay.
If they a tually gone with the Darkseid premise, then Batman should've been Bane wearing the cowl, Lex as this world's Superman and some bitch as Wonder Woman.
>>146140719They're releasing an Omni, or they just released an Omni. I had a bunch of the second run as a kid.
>>146145862The same artist, retardo.Dragotta is even worse than Liefeld and Ramos.
>>146136771comic book readers are so deprived of anything good that if something mid comes along they'll praise it as a masterpiecelike Wonder Woman, it was pretty meh, but it was far better than Tom King's shit
>>146142191>>146142382>>just turn your brain off!That's what it is just brainless shlock for the brain dead massess to gorge, that's what democrat voter base is build on
>>146142441>If you think a surface level appraisal of the comic, as it presents itselfWhoa there that already too deep for a liberal left-wing to process for
>>146142780Beiber went for lil'girls boy singer to a incel star how did that happened
>>146146041we're not arguing, we're laughing at (You)
>>146146041Doesn't change the fact that you're seething over capeshit
>>146139677that image is kino and based.
>>146146592>>146146668Doesn't change the fact that you're seething because people don't like a terrible comic you have leveraged your self-worth on.
>>146140225They managed to make the poor Batman have more batwank than the original.
>>146136771Absolute Trash
scifag...
>>146146766I dunno... I'm not throwing a hissy fit over a Batman comic. Seem a like you're more invested in this than anyone
>>146146807But enough about the Ultimate Universe
>>146146870You've been here for hours, trying to snark your way out of a really stupid hole you insisted on digging for yourself.
>>146145488This art IS terrible, yes, but that's not the art in the page that the post was replying to
>>146146940You've been here for hours complaining and seething about a comic you hate, anon. It would be nice if you put this energy into something you enjoy.
>>146146548No, that didn't happen. What are you talking about? He was always for pedophile women and pedophile gays.
>>146140807Why are you comparing two objectively bad things to the best president in American history?
>>146147192Tranny hands typed it, anon. Please understand.
>>146147087I've mostly just been clowning on you for being so assblasted that someone called a shitty comic shitty, but you're too stupid to recognize it.
>>146140409nta but just because they have made a mistake in the past does not justify making it again.
>>146147208Whatever makes you feel better about how you spend your time seething, anon.
What I don't understand is why someone would spend so much shilling this comic on /co/ trying to get people to like it>No dude it's actually really good you just went in wanting to hate itLike they can't comprehend that it's pretty mid compared to other Elseworld Batmen that were more creative and far more edgier
>>146147297They pay them to do it.
>>146147297Why would anyone still here? No one buys comics
>>146137688>people criticize thing>anon melts down>claims they’re the ones seething Kek
>>146139677>properly gothic Batman with magic powers
>>146147217I was just joshing
>>146147206Even trannies stand with Trump now, only looney troonies and D-iddy listers against.
>>146146223>The same artist, retardo.Yeah and his art looks way better in the other instance, shitdip. The only point you're proving is that he's gotten a lot better in a short period of time. You sure you're not a fan? You're kinda glazing this dude by showing his progress.
>>146147192>to the best
>>146140225Impossible to lose a helicopter following. Like literally cant do shit about it.On top of the size of Batman, it could only be waylon, bane or bruce.
>>146148243Are you snyder by any chance? Not the good one, the bad man I mean. >THE ART IS SHIT.>other guy says you are pleb for not liking Dragotta>show other artwork from the same guy>uh dont youm know thats another work?!!!Yes we do know its another work. Hence why he is bad. He does bad stuff. Batman is bad stuff.
fuck off
>>146138287The only sequence I liked in the entire book was Black Mask owning death masks of famous figures. A cool creepy gimmick for a villain even detached from Batman
>>146140225Jesus Christ.
>>146140807The room is comically bad in a good way tho.
Kyle Higgins was apparently approached for a pitch but he declined Didio fucking him over a few times seems to have burned him on the big two
>>146142780>Lol, what are you, fucking Beliebers or something?Hee hee, chamonah!
>>146141300>>146141353Troon
>>146151525>they give him Absolute Robin/Nightwing out of pity>they promise to not meddle with it in favor of Batman like Didio and Marts did to his last Nightwing run>they end up meddling with it to coincide with what Absolute Batman is doingI know DC would do it too.
>>146151525Good. We don't need more hacks.
>>146145488Well, it's from marvel so of course the art is terrible.
>>146152366His Power Rangers and Radiant Black are good tho.
>>146152415No they aren't.
I hate absolute Wonder Woman more than anything because it encapsulates the problem writers have with her. Being badass and tough is 'cool' and ideal to the feminist writer but not if it has any heterosexuality. Being a woman means nothing to this Diana but being an "amazon" is everything and we the readers are supposed to be floored at the daring bravery but its just hollow and devoid of anything meaningful its two dykes crying. I am saying with full sincerity even Red Sonja and Xena are more womanly and good looking and no I dont want 'porn' before an actual coomer just tells me to watch 'porn' if I want a good looking well drawn Diana Prince whos not a witch. Its not COOL AND BADASS TO MAKE WONDER WOMAN ACT LIKE A MAN AND COVER HER UP, skin covered does not equal dignity or everyone would have gone to see the movie The Marvels. All 'creative new directions' for wonder woman amount to make her a masculine warrior, that just tells me the writer hates strong women.
>>146136771Aren't comics all about deconstruction? They lend themselves to all manner of reboots and alt universes.
>>146136771absolute batman is the only thing i care about from it. i'm not really interested in anything else from the line.i like that batman a much faster pace book which is so refreshing after nu-USM's 9 or 10 issues of fluff & building up shit in the background.
>>146154032I've loved USM and I think every issue has been great. But Absolute Batman blew me away. I think it's great that both Marvel and DC now have extremely strong books that are getting massive buzz.
>>146141300a working class batman would be spider-man or daredevil.>>146141353>food analogymaybe you should put down the fork and stop thinking about food fatty.
>>146138198The art is good, Dragotta is good, the problem is that the designs suck.
>>146154097>But Absolute Batman blew me awayCan I ask why? I didn't find anything about it all that mindblowing. Kinda struck me like yet another movie remake of the origin story where they just kinda shuffle some things around.
>>146154611I just thought it was extremely high quality. It was a really fun issue that I thought did a great job setting up this new world, these characters. I loved the way Alfred narrated what was happening during the fight. I loved the way all the different weapons were revealed one by one. There were moments of violence that shocked while still keeping true to Batman being non-lethal. And the tease of the Joker at the end was really good. I thought it was just a really good issue.
>>146138409>Next issue reveals the Batmobile is a $7million 2 story mega-dump truck used in strip mining,Wish this wasn't shown at NYCC
>>146155349>I just thought it was extremely high qualityIt's not, but whatever.>I loved the way Alfred narrated what was happening during the fightTell, don't show is more of a problem than a boon. Alfred's weird boner for a giant hulked out psychopath was more offputting than interesting.>I loved the way all the different weapons were revealed one by oneEar knives, then axe, then shoulder spikes, and then C4>There were moments of violence that shocked while still keeping true to Batman being non-lethal.Lmao it's non-lethal because the story demanded it be, not because anything he did was actually non-lethal. You can't modify a shotgun to shoot less lethally at point blank. You can't detonate an explosive strong enough to destroy a massive concrete structure under people's feet so the fall into the pit non-lethally.>And the tease of the Joker at the end was really goodHe's a guy who never laughs. So they call him the Joker. Get it? GET IT?! Also he doesn't fucking do anything and his introduction is just slammed in there at the end.I expected at least something of substance, but you seem to be jacking off the idea of the comic itself, rather than it's actual substance and content. Also it sounds like you're reading marketing material. Fuck off.
>>146155957>Also he doesn't fucking do anything and his introduction is just slammed in there at the end.There will be more issues after this.
>>146155957>Saying good things about a comic? Sounds like marketing material to me.
>>146156113>The comic has characters that say things and do things which I like very much!You're not clever. You're not even smart.
>>146156106And in this comic, there is nothing to like or even comment on, other than the profoundly retarded bit about him not laughing, so they gave him an ironic nickname. What's to like? We saw a character who did nothing, but might do things later? Riveting stuff.
>>146156333I like that in this universe if you have a Batman starting from nothing, there's also an inverse version of the Joker who has a lot of money. It makes sense and it's also a good idea and I can't wait to see where it goes.
>>146156309>ask someone why they enjoyed something>when they list good things about it, call them marketers/co/ntrarians are the most worthless people. You add nothing to any conversation other than anger that people are enjoying comics when you've already decided that all comics suck.
Really looking like Marvel shills are shitting on Absolute here
>>146156681>Why do you like this book>I like this book because it has pages and letter and pictures in itAnd you wonder why anyone would dare to question your mental capacity.
>>146153654I like her leggins made by mummy tape skin.
>>146138751https://leagueofcomicgeeks.com/comics/series/178013/absolute-superman
>>146152613So, you're mad because you can't jack off too it?
>>146136771Absolute DC is like they took obnoxious twitter redesigns and just went from there. It just has that same exact feel of design over actual storytelling and world building. There's this specific breed of artist that can't fathom an idea not being good despite it being "cool" like with >>146140225. Like yeah its new and novel and ties into this new version of Bruce but it's fucking retarded if you think about for more than 30 seconds. Yeah Super hero comics were always literary junkfood in a way but it still felt like there was some level of ingenuity and insight to it. But we went from unstable molecules and magaanetic repuslors to what if a weirdly rectangular batlogo was an axe head.
>>146148659>Batman is bad stuff.Are you such a dumb faggot that you forget that pictures from the Batman comic in question have been posted in this very thread and they look (GASP) better than the comic you're throwing a bitchfit over?What the fuck is this "Don't believe your lying eyes!" horseshit?
>>146156784>everyone I don't like is a shill
>>146162339>>146156784 is a known shill who gaslights everyone into believing that all critism of DC is from Marvel shills, when they're a WB shill themselves.
>>146159110>>146156784Kys shill
>>146140225Bruce being a 7 foot freak of nature is probably how Alfred found him in >>146138198the very next day, despite A Bruce "hiding (his) tracks well," whatever the fuck that means. The writing in that book is really stupid if you think about it for even half a second.
>>146163298That whole thing where Alfred figured out Bruce's entire life story, but at the same time, Bruce was tailing and spying on him and actually it was that Bruce was in control of the entire thing and was luring Alfred to him to show off was pretty dumb on its face. Kinda "you don't know that I know that you know" thing... But if you examine it further, it means Bruce knew to learn enough about Alfred to learn how to trick him, how to avoid letting on that he was spying on Alfred in return, but also that he had painstakingly prepared and perfectly read the intentions of some random aging hitman/secret agent to predict his every move, successfully lure him in multiple times, while predicting what he would or wouldn't do, and also predict that he would be so naturally enamored with Bruce and what he was doing that he would not attempt to threaten or expose what Bruce was doing to get whatever it was he wanted, which I guess Bruce also accurately predicted/profiled Alfred so perfectly that he just knew that Alfred would be supportive or at least neutral enough to what he was doing not to fuck up the whole Batman thing he was doing... Or he figured Already MIGHT fuck with him or threaten him, but did everything he did anyways, and prepared additional contingency plans to deal with the problem he caused by toying with Alfred.Snyder thought he was being clever, but the entire thing is a contrivance oroboros
>>146163509Bruce had Alfred clocked so thoroughly that he stole Alfred's bike seconds after he stopped moving in Gotham.
>>146136771>Who else didn't care for Absolute DC? They're just more boring reconstruction.Anyone who likes Absolute doesn't like the original characters or concepts.
>>146163644Not just that, but Alfred hadn't been in Gotham for some time and the job he was given shortly after arriving was to deal with the Party Animals. He wasn't even aware of Bruce until he showed up on the steps and somehow Bruce knew everything about him, where he'd be staying, where he'd lock up his bike, etc. It makes no fucking sense.
>>146137784They'll be cancelled when the Absolute/All-In summer event happens. Whether it's 2025 or 2026, is anyone's guess.
>>146138698Funny.>>146140346No. It's just more revisionism or a back to basics approach.
>>146162531I thought it was fine, nothing ground breaking but better than Batman. I just think it's funny that your critique is so unhinged, and seemingly based around how hot or not hot you find the women in the comic.
>>146138444Sure. Weird thing is, it's not like fluffing here does anything. Readers are pirating. Collectors might buy the first issue and bag it just in case, but not after that. DC sales will continue to be what they are and there's no extended media prospects here. Just more wasted effort by everyone involved.
