Tell me about your best scams
i pooped in a porta potty while i was not authorized to work on the job site
everyone thinks im a girl so i let them kiss and grope me so they look cool infront of their friends...
>>146146488I get free meals when I eat out with friends.
>>146146561hmmm could i date you and kiss you so i look cool in front of my friends?
>>146146488I put out an incomplete DVD box set of a cartoon and still called it "the complete series".
>>146146693ok...
>>146146488was he a jew?
>>146146561I mean do you also dress like a girl, because I find that hard to believe no matter how bro you are.
>>146146488the summer in autumn one
>>146146488>I order the same shit from Jacks>one day I order the same meal plus some cookies.Cool Cool>Get the idea to order the some thing but use the old receipt to complain about missing items>ask a different worker that they forgot my cookies>It works.
>>146146488Free armor trimming.
>>146146488me and a friend emptied a tea bag into a little baggie and sold it to another friend saying its weed, he smoked it and said he got the munchies. we where not even smoking weed at the time but he believed it.
>It's winter time.>In school.>Wearing jacket.>Cafeteria is a mess but you can go from one section to another if you want without issue. Lots of extras.>No cameras, no one there to check plates. Got an idea.>Stuff extra food into the sleeves of my jacket. >Cookies, tots, once four bottles of Gatorade, all within the sleeves of my jacket.>Do this all four years. Get caught in the last week when a woman sees the Gatorade in my jacket inner pocket.>Tell her I had no room on the plate which I didn't. The food was actually good this time so I piled it on.>Tells me not to do it again, charges me for it, and lets me go.>Didn't see the two Pringle cans and two bags of lays chips in my jacket.
>>146146561Are you a girl?
>>146146488I suck dick for 25 cents. Dumbasses don't know I'd do it for free.
