i want a refund already
OH NO!HE'S NOT GONNA GO 3 - 0
Keffals won btw
>>146159689>Giorno doesn't actually dieNice "win" Joker fags
>>146159689How will GERtards cope with Death Battle being right for once?
>>146159689>fight between some of the most homosexual characters we’ve seen on Death Battle>GER "fraudchecked">relied on non-canon shit>Joker unironically got a power of friendship buff>Blatant misunderstanding of concepts from both franchises>Cucked from an infinite loop of DB deaths>Giorno was brought to his knees by fucking Jack Frost>fight was just GER vs Almighty, no other powers matteredIs this the most pathetic Death Battle of all time?
>>146159783Oh yeah, and >Giorno technically isn’t even dead
>>146159783Bill Cipher "won" and got trapped in the cuck dimension
YOUR TIME IS UP!GOD OF WRAAAAAAAAAAATH!
>>146159734>>146159793he did die thoI only played P5S but they say if you kill someone in the metaverse they die in real life
>>146159813The storyboard has a scene at the end where GER prevents Giorno from dying in real life and he starts wanting to restructure the mafia
Reminder that Brandon Yates banned me for saving trans lives hes a fascist pos
>>146159826that's because the DB guys don't actually play the games
>>146159783DB has, without fail, always been shit. I can't remember a single DB where the consensus was that they got it mostly right, they always make the most retarded calls possible.
>>146159846>>146159716answer my question who wins in a fight between hasan Piker and Keffals
>>146159872Hassan (Fate, pick any of them) vs Kefla (FF6) when?I'm sure it will work out fine and be totally fair.
>>146159890>kefla (ff6)
>>146159910I was close enough.
>>146159783>"AAAIIIIIEEEE IS THAT JACK FROST?!?! SAVE ME REQUIEM!!!"
>>146159689Reminder that Mario is for redditer basedboys and Sonic is for based autistic transmaxxer :3
>>146159940Downplay on Jack Frost's end, he would deal with Requiem just fine.
>>146159783It had the best animation this season
>>146159869Wasn't Sam vs Snake mostly agreed to be fine?
>>146159942If Mario dropped his overalls no mentally ill homo could resist his man musk so I already know you're lying.
>>146159812Ai'm actually curious, with the God of War bullshit scaling nowadays does Atreus actually smack Asura around?
>more retarded namefags coming up like roachesLeave, posthaste.
>>146160011That's all delusional wank at best so no.
Ness VS John Egbert is peak cope chuds
>>146159793>>146159734
>>146160019Superman: Goku, just stop...Goku: I have to beat you, I just have to!Superman: You're hurt.Goku: I can't lose...
>>146160019There are those who will clean this shit for free, anon.
>>146160078omg oomfie :3
>>146160019IF I WIN YOU HAVE TO KISS CHI-CHI SUPERMAN BEJITA DOESN'T WANT TO
/qa/ lost
>>146160111Hazbin Hotel and TADC are peak Skibidi lost trans won
>>146160019if they counter-balance the /dbs/nogs they are welcome
>>146160078>he didn't see the storyboardKEKAROO
>>146160131Daipa pedos took over the halls so I've been chilling here. I've not only behaved but have been contributing in various ways.
>Beware of my bullshit boss mechanics koopas
>>146251671 eat shit chuds saving trans lives is based af idc
>>146160317>robot gets possessedoh fuck oh shit what do we do now Eggbros?
>>146159689Joberno Jobbedvanna jobbed to Yu Narukami too btw
>>146160356>>146151671
>>146159689By the FACE GOD, GIORNO? GIORNO GIOVANNA, the EL CAPO of PASSIONE, from the global hit JOJO’S BIZARRE ADVENTURE, which has had INFINITELY more cultural impact than my OWN SERIES?!? What are you DOING here? HUH?!? You’re gonna use GOLD EXPERIENCE REQUIEM to DRAIN me of ALL my WILLPOWER, rendering me unable to use Lagann to ANY capacity, reducing my power level below that of a FARMER WITH A SHOTGUN?!?THEN, you’re gonna get my RAGS OFF, then use your stand to grow a bamboo plant to grow INTO ME, skewering me ALIVE?!? Then with me held in place, you’re going to FUCK Yoko right in FRONT of me, while using GER to open my eyes each time I try to look away?!? THEN you’re gonna use GER to undo NIA’S DEATH, after I EXPLICITLY SAID I wouldn’t do it, and then have her fall in LOVE WITH YOU FOR SAVING HER LIFE, while she SPITS in my FACE for leaving her for DEAD?!? THEN you’re gonna bring BRO back to life TOO, AND YOUR FRIEND BRUNO?!? And then you’re gonna have Bruno use ZIPPER MAN to put ZIPPER on BRO’S BALLS, which Bruno then proceeds to FUCK IN FRONT OF ME like some BOTCHED TRANNY PORN?!? THEN you’re gonna MUDAMUDAMUDA me for 7 WHOLE PAGES, putting me into a KEK LOOP, FORCING me to watch my WIFE, BRO, and BRO’s WIFE get FUCKED IN FRONT OF ME by EVERY POSSIBLE MAN IN THE MULTIVERSE?!? OVER and OVER, for ALL ETERNITY, even AFTER Pucci resets the UNIVERSE?!? WELL, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM, BUT A HUGE KEK?!? YABBA DABBA DOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
>>146159783You niggas take DB more seriously than the guys that make the show
>>146159966Yeah but nobody thought Sam had a chance against snake. Like that’s the problem with Deathbattle in a nutshell it’s ether a wash or bullshit.
>>146159869Relax your anus anon, Death Battle gets 80% of his verdicts right.And most of the wrong verdicts are all because Capeshit is involved Unless you wanna argue that Rick Beats the Doctor, G1 Megatron Beats Frieza, or Killua Beats Misaka (just to use some easy recent examples)Even these two new DBs, as wanked as they are, got the verdicts right.Bardock is a low level Jobber without any feats, Omniman would dogwalk himAnd Giving Giorno the win over a guy that completely solos Part 5 just because of 1 ability with no clear limits is laughable.
i will turn everyone in this thread trans! kawaii traps ^_^ also i look like a kawaii anime girl i love grooming! https://x.com/cagayakegirlz/status/1846361274357322193
>>146160465Not funny. We respect Fred here. You must go back.
>>146160582>Even these two new DBs, as wanked as they are, got the verdicts right.>Bardock is a low level Jobber without any feats, Omniman would dogwalk himBut with the stats they gave Bardock that makes no senseHow would Omniman hit someone 2000x his speed?
>>146160011At the highest ends, definitely. Everybody in the series would be 5 dimensional due to scaling.
>>146160359Crack under the pressure!
>>146160582>gets over 80%Fuck off, Speedy. You don’t even get it right half the time, and when you accidentally do, you use retard logic.
>>146160582>G1 Megatron Beats FriezaWhich G1 Megatron are we talking about?
>>146159869Combo vs Balrog was pretty good
eggman wins btw
Huff N Puff can create thunderstorms, he bodies all of Eggman's mechanical shit by shorting them out
Some ballot banter crap:>Ky Kisike vs Artoria (Fate)They're like knights or something. GG and Fate are "buckwild" when it comes to canon.>Kira vs AdachiA "sequel to Giorno vs Joker." The only Jojosona fight that was debatable was Gioker - I don't know who said that specifically.>Pan vs Matsumoto GogoSpeedy thought it was preschool shit. One of them thought Gogo has better.>Greed vs ChosoInteresting to see a FMA vs JJK matchup.>Conan Edogawa vs Dipper PinesSam thinks Conan's feats aren't above Gravity Falls stuff. >The Lich vs AkuThey seem to like it, but Aku would lose. Sam thought the Lich had a little weiner on his crown.>Denzel Crocker vs GargamelSam pronounced Crocker "Croaker." The fight could be funny.>Luz vs AkkoSam jokes that there may be a riot if they don't do Luz vs Anne.>Dr. Doom vs VecnaSomeone said that Lousy likes it (he wasn't present). Doom will only get more relevant because of the MCU.
>>146161863>Nevarine vs The Nameless OneSam thinks Morrowind is the best Elder Scrolls. Aside from that he gets it.>Makoto Yuki vs NekuSome lamenting over TWEWY not getting enough love.>Kingpin vs KiryuAkuma would be down for it just for Kingpin. Sam thinks Yakuza could get up to Marvel's stuff. >Wolverine vs Bigby WolfThey say they need to do another Wolverine episode. Sam kind of forgot that Wolverine had only one episode.>Mxyzptlk vs QBill vs Discord but even weirder. Sam thinks Q vs Shegogorath (Elder Scrolls) may be better.>Happy (Fairy Tail) vs MeowthThey don't know if Happy does anything of worth (in terms of feats).>Dean Winchester vs Nick Burkhardt"Poor Buffy successors" - Sam>Rachel Alucard vs Remilia ScarletRemilia probably wins because she's 2hu. - (I forgot)>Wonder of U vs SCP-096Basically an explanation of their powers and how the fight dynamic would work.
>>146161863>>Denzel Crocker vs GargamelIf Crocker gets the Magic Muffin he absolutely destroys.
>>146160844Japanese Generation 1, Marvel if you scale him to Japanese Generation 1, Cloud, Alternity (which is just a split timeline from Japanese Generation 1), GR15 crossover comics
>>146161879Definitely, although Gargamel probably has one feat of finally getting Smurf magic that will allow him to survive for a nanosecond before Crocker obliterates him
>>146161874>>Kingpin vs KiryuBut Kingpin vs Hanayama...>>Mxyzptlk vs QI guess it's a more name brand worthy MU over Mxy vs Impossible Man even if it's a more legacy tongue in cheek MU.
>>146161903>Mxy vs Impossible Manthat's just someone committing suicide
>>146159689Nothing Joker has should realistically get through GER.
>>146161903Hanayama is for Walter from The Mask.
>>146162015messed it up lol>>146161952Diavolo's blood splatter got through>t-that didn't happenyes that actually happened>yes he did GET activated immediately no GER didn't activate immediately when it felt Diavolo's intent>GER is infinite speed thono GER is not infinite speed (despite what DB may say)>but he's independent of timeno GER is not independent of time>but GER would revive Giorno after deathJoker uses Charm and GER lets himself be killedGG.
>>146161891Gargamel's godfather became a universe buster funnily enough
>>146162070Can he summon him to help?
>>146162027Diavolo's blood got through, but no actual attack can harm Giorno. That's literally GER's ability.
>>146162081if blood blinding Giorno isn't an attack then neither is charming him, and then he can be attacked all Joker wants because GER is entirely subject to Giorno's will
>Characters always kill each other in brutal and cruelly spirited ways, no matter how out of character it is>Except Goku, who gets the kiddie gloves because the DB fandom is too autistic to handle itCowardly creators.
>>146162158Goku got his brain melted in 2.
>>146159689How can they expect me to believe that dumbass Eggman would last 5 minutes against BOWSER? Eggman's shit gets rocked by fucking weaklings like Tails, Cream, and Amy. Meanwhile, Bowser is physically stronger than anyone Eggman has ever faced by hundreds of times over and far more durable. Bowser can just go into his shell and run over Eggfat.
>>146162227And then Superman gently cradles his body as he descends from the sky, with King Kai giving Goku a wholesome speech about how Superman can be someone Goku can be inspired to surpass. No other character gets treatment like this.
>>146162232Eggman is immeasurably fast and his buttcheeks clapping busts multiverses blud
>>146162240The KK Speech was to try and get people to stop being West v East tribalists and not do another one, but then ToP happened
>>146162273He's still getting special treatment, and it's clear they're just too scared to piss off DB fans. They go unhinged at the dumbest things, even memes.
>>146162297They do it intentionally to piss of DB fans since they like rage views.See: Omni-man vs Bardock
>>146162297How come they haven't given them any capeslop wins yet?I'm not disagreeing with you I'm just confused why they haven't been thrown a bone yet.
>>146161863>Aku would loseIs that really true?
>>146162335I'm with you here. The Bitch jobbed to a ten year old boy with puppy love. I think Aku could come up with something similar.
>>146159689>I waited 2 years to not see Sinful Shell get returned to zero>no death loop>no fakeout screen getting requiem'd>no limits fallacy being negated by a non-canon antifeatalmighty jobbed to a truck. presented without anymore comments.
>>146162357What JoJokes deserve btw
>>146162335Aku jobbed to the alien invasion and fled in that one anime styled CN MMO. Anti-feat, he loses.
>>146162315I'm talking Goku explicitly, nothing else with Dragon Ball characters. Not to mention Dragon Ball characters have won numerous times.
>>146162321Because high-tier capeslop is way more powerful than basically anything of Dragon Ball.
>>146159783>>fight between some of the most homosexual characters we’ve seen on Death Battlekek
>>146162357It was so ass it's incredible. Death Loop and RTZ got negated by... LINK BONDS. Lmfao.
>>146162396Give them mid-tier capeslopLike Babidi vs The Leader lmao
>>146162396>Because high-tier capeslop is way more powerful than basically anything of Dragon Ball.This plane chair? Outerversal.
>>146159813because of the Shadows which Giorno shouldn't have to begin with
>>146161863>Sam thinks Conan's feats aren't above Gravity Falls stuff.What defenses does Dipper have against Conan just shooting him with a tranq dart from behind?
>>146162423Just like the door to Dr. Gero's lab, apparently at least planet-level.
>>146162438At least that has an excuse of Dr Gero making it lol
>>146162321>capeslop winsThey had 18 beat Carol and Broly beat Hulk.They're both more powerful than Nolan.And you'll get Mark fed to Gohan.You're never getting a big Marvel/DC win again because they cross scale too much (unless they really really downplay Superboy (the clone one) to get Beast Gohan a victory over him).
>>146162396Perpetua is weaker than Zeno
>>146162396>ESLbabble
>>146162417>Go Beyond out of NOWHEREI still don’t get what they meant by this
>>146162466Not even ESL, but alright.>>146162445Just don't let Vegeta near any weights over 1000 tons.
>>146162451Don't forget Dr. Manhattan has Solar System level durability lmao
>Last voice Joker hears before getting back is Akechi's What did death battle mean by this?
>>146162486they know the majority (or the loudest) of P5 fans
>>146162468>Fate is not unbeatable [it is] in JoJo. It has been [HEADCANON]So painful reading this in real time by the way. Both MiH and Go Beyond followed fate step by step. I hate them so much it's no real.
>>146162479>Goku could lift 40 tons in base>meaning in SS he can lift 2000 tonsWEAKgeta can't even lift half of the weight Goku can.
>>146162468Worst final battle power up in all of JoJo.
>>146162479How come IRL strongmen don't throw the strongest punches?
>>146162479That makes Vegeta beyond boulder level which means he can solo the Justice League btw
>>146162539
>strength SHITperman only achieves to INMOBILIZE and RAPE virgin GOYIM boysDone.
>>146162539Outerversal boulder.
>>146162551Damn, Superman should have kept up his workout routine, shame he's only boulder level now.
>>146162551Didn't SHITperman need help to hold a black hole the size of a soda can and was crying while doing it? KWAB!
Laser level Goku vs Boulder level Superman
>>146162566You realize a black hole the size of a marble weighs more than Earth right?
>>146162560The boulder had the weight of an entire solar system.
>>146162566wasn't it some angst black hole?
Never thought I'd see such strong DB autism here on /co/. They really can't handle ANY backtalk against their series.
>>146162586Superbitch needs help holding the EARTH? KWAB!
>>146162525I didn't really pay attention to the episode. Did they really make that insane leap in logic? Almighty attacks don't "alter fate". Where the fuck they did get that from?
>>146162583Holy fuark... their battle might break a table!
>>146162583Goku would be better off in this scenario because he can just summon Shenron or Arale
>>146162600>Says Soda can sized black hole>Point out marble sized BHs weight more than Ear>Marble are now as big as soda cans
>>146162601They literally did. This spreadsheet is so fun, it shows absolutely no bias. I love it.
>>146162624>Ignores that Supercunt needed help
>>146162632>GER: IS THAT... A JAPANESE TEEN WHO GOT GROOMED AND FUCKED ALL OF HIS CLASSMATES? AIEEEEEEEE
>>146162632Is Joker more experienced?He feels like he shouldn't.
>>146162601>Where the fuck they did get that from?In the making of the episode, They mistakingly read another entry for Almighty i guess
>>146162642He solos Naruto btw
>>146162639Part 5 happens in a week while P5 happens over the course of a year, and so does its sequel P5S
>>146162642He jobs to kid Naruto btw.
>>146162651Yumichika solos Naruto>>146162654...in the weak verse competition.
>>146162653In all fairness there's like a 5+ year gap between Part 5 and Part 6 and Giorno is stated to be somewhere in Florida during Part 6. It's fair to give him a couple years as a Mafia Kingpin as experience.
>>146162659Weren't they using end of P5 Giorno?
Naruto beats the Living Tribunal.Itachi beats TOAA.
>>146162653Doesn't P5 only take up most of the year. And Strikers is like only a summer break? So, like about a year all together (plus Q2 and Tactica).I guess it's just that Jojo characters come off more experienced because of how skilled they can be, while Persona is stuck tailoring the plot around a very customizeable MC and whatever party you have.
>>146162674True, DC is canonically just a bunch fictional characters a fictional character named the Author made.
>>146162639Part 5 took place only over 5 or 7 days, depending on manga/anime, and Giorno's didn't fight in every fight of it.>Echoes, Sticky Fingers, Black Sabbath, Soft Machine (but he was incapacitated for most of it), Kraftwerk (but that was basically just Mista), Man in the Mirror, Babyface, was incapacitated for Beach Boy/Grateful Dead, White Album, Notorious Big, Ciocolatta, Chariot Requiem and the final fight >didn't fight Secco, Nero, Squalo, Tiziano, Formaggio,Haven't played Persona 5 but Joker's probably fought more dudes?>>146162666It's left ambigious. Story boards have him about to take a plane to Florida, but that doesn't count probably. Also, that means that Joker might have killed Jolyne and Jotaro by proxy.
>>146162674https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=quW4v_tDZj0
>>146162525Go Beyond shouldn’t be brought up at all. Calamity isn’t the same as Fate.
>>146162707The Jobbing Tribunal could lose to wanked universal Naruto if you took all of his antifeats into account
>>146162659>It's fair to give him a couple years as a Mafia Kingpin as experience.Kingpining isn't about fighting dudes tho
>>146162396No lies detected.
Despite that dumbass Omni-Man vs Bardock verdict, he controversy from Joker/Goirno and Bowser/Eggman, I still believe that Kratos vs Asura will be the battle people will start to question Death Battle's sanity.I'm pretty sure most GOW fans would call you fucking nuts if you said Kratos was a Solar System level threat let alone what level he's actually on since the research team actually agrees with the scaling.I doubt Doomguy will get the high end scaling because most people will start questioning why the fuck did people vote for this stomp rematch
I see, so this is the power of capeslop…
>>146159689Remeber when they use to say no outside help, well fuck that rule.
>>146162728if they didn't do that for fucking Dark Souls and Elder Scrolls then why would they do that for this?
>>146162451>[character with one story] is weaker than [series staple]STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES
>>146162728Kratos' dogsled beats Asura
>>146162747>jurassic park the game top ten death scenes
>>146162597fagon fag fags are the laughingstock of the entire internet for it lmao
>>146162747Psychoku mogs every capeslopper on the VILLAIN scale btw
High end comics is more like the cosmic entities and abstracts. Superman doesn't even the top 20 in his verse. Same goes for most other popular herald level characters in comics.
>>146162728Uhhhhh I hate to tell you this bro but most GoW “fans” (read: fake fans that never played or watched the original series) DO buy into Kratos wank.
>>146162697>Marvel characters mentioned>DCDCDCDCDCDCDCDCThe level of mindbreak is astounding.
>>146162794Sorry I got BOREvel confused with DPEE I hope you'll forgive me
>>146162728Kill yourself, listtroon.
>Merlin turns into a deadly germ>Infects Goku>Wins
>>146162804No problem, underage. You were just leaving, anyway.
>>146162782Tell that to DB, they unironically think Superman is the most powerful character in DC
>>146162754That's mostly because it cancelled out each other.Both got wanked to rediculous levels, but in animation it was mostly around where people would expect them.Asura doesn't have a comparable thing to 'made-up GOW lore wank'. And in animation, you're essentially pitting a DBZ characters against, idc, Johnny Cage.
>>146162782Superman has bested numerous cosmic entities and abstracts, anon.
>>146162845Doesn't change the fact he's still consistently lower on the cosmic hierarchy than most of them. Power levels always return back to normal in comics because of status quo bias anyways. They rarely ever get to keep their temporary power ups in the long term or become stronger as a general trend.
Giorno flushed the stand arrow down the toilet to get some good MUs.Give GERless Giorno dome decent Match ups
>>146162763Ark player, too. Guaranteed brown.
Shartku is the biggest Jobber of all fiction.
>>146162845Silver age superman couldn't beat Spectre and he's commonly agreed to be stronger than present day supes. Past some point, you can't overcome your place in the fixed hierarchy
>>146162864Giorno vs Redo of a Healer Guy
>>146162872True, Superman gets second place because AT LEAST he can beat Goku even if he jobs to everyone else
>>146162754Despite /dbg/ seething because of their lore scaling Most TES Fans do agree that the dragonborn is extremely busted (I don't know if Multiversal, but he is definitely WAY above Gameplay Dovahkiin)People make mods and jokes about how Lore accurate Dovahkiin would end the game in 0.00005 seconds or some shit like that.I don't know shit about Dark souls lore but I can see Lore CU being that strong.People here think Lore Scaling is all GoW tier nonsense when in reality some devs have no problem keeping deep lore and gameplay as separate entities
>>146162837but they essentially did since F-Zero get get to universal
>>146162863What power up did Superman have when he whistled Darkseid into nothingness? Or womped on Maaldor? Or when he reisted the Spectre? Or Destiny? How was he 'powered up' when he blasted through the Anti-Monitor? BASE Superman made Dr Manhattan commit suicide after a single punch. The entirety of the 5th Dimension bows to Superman because he's whup'd them all several times over.You're simply wrong. Sorry.
>>146162874Keyaru (or whatever his name is) wouldn't survive the bantz once people find out he got Blacked twice
>>146162903Lore Accurate TES is so fucking funny because they rely on books written by crazy people to justify large building level characters being multiversal
>>146162873Modern Superman has reisted the Spectre.
>>146162907I mean, if you wanna get to wanking, Base MK characters can all be Multiversal.And yes, that includes jobber dudes like Baraka and Reptile and normal ass police officer Stryker.
>>146162913Anti-Monitor? Solar System level.
Geoffry St john is very strong for a guy who is almost no powers. He nearly won a four v 1 match, and held his own against a character who managed to destroy a giant tanker. I guess teleporting is a pretty decent power but all he has is baseline mobian power otherwise so he just do this all using his skills. That is very impressive. Its very unlikely to win a 2v1 IRL and he nearly won it against four people, and not only that, the group that is one of the better anti eggman freedom fighting teams. This makes him with his tools and weapons he uses very strong, what opponent would you give him.
>>146161874>Sam thinks Morrowind is the best Elder ScrollsBased >>146161874>Remilia probably wins because she's 2huRemilia's power level is elusive (even amongst other 2hus) because canonically she is the reason Spell card rules exist, and according to Sakuya Remilia is so powerful Spell card rules don't allow her to showcase more than a tiny fraction of her strength.But we know this is also the case for a couple of other characters, and we lack even statements to judge if Remi could scale to such other characters or not.Then we have her Fate manipulation that is just as much of a NLF as GER is.The only way to determine anything about this ability is going to non canon shit like the Gacha, that would inevitably lead to comparing Remilia with A6 Remilia (who's stronger than anyone in gensokyo and can keep the scarlet mist Incident forever with a bit of help from Patchouli) and L80 Remilia (who straight up tanks universe erasing attacks, has a spear that contains an entire Infinite universe inside, and travels through the multiverse fighting the lost word incident)Either way you get a ridiculously busted Remi
>>146162759Nope. It gets beaten by ice.
>>146159869Idk goku vs superman was pretty spot on all 3 times. And link vs cloud I guess
>>146162966According to VSBW, this Not!James Bond skunk can fight a Universe Buster.
Giorno Giovanna is the instant draw making machine. Against higher tier opponents he just always draws. What an uninteresting character to scale. Very low AP.
>>146159689Reminder that Kratos solo's all of fiction and no amount of 'muh tweets' from whatever bull shit randos doesn't refute that. Feats > In game statements > random meaningless tweets that contradict the media being discussed.
>>146163011Nah I guess it depends on whether you care about authorial intent. Lots of folks think that WoG is important.
>>146162966Could he beat Terry Long
>>146160582Nah as soon as Death Battle started measuring universe sizes in Ben vs Hal analysis has degraded massively. They will sometimes arrive at the right answer but for wrongheaded reasons.Bardock beats out Nolan easily even without Super Saiyan. Dragon Ball actually has a system of measuring raw power that we can consult in the earlier segments of Z, which is more than you can say for Invincible. As for Giorno and Joker, they are both street tiers that just have powers that their opponents are vulnerable to. Giorno should win because Requiem turns him from hard to kill to nearly untouchable without a massive stat stomp.
>>146163009>All the Jojo characters people want are the ones with the retarded powersPeople just want Pucci for MIH, people just want Johnny for Act 4, people want Tooru because of his retardedly written power, etc.
>>146161155Nah. Their analysis was Mortal Kombat episode tier. They decided TJ's strength based on the heaviest fighter in the cast even though all characters get knocked the same height.
>>146163039>nuh uh I'm not pursuing you I'm just grabbing you!Bravo Araki
>>146162755>[character with one story] is weaker than [series staple]But Zenos is not weaker. I dunno about him having a story. He is more of a plot device>>146162763>jurassic park the game top ten death sceneslmao
>>146162964Wait. Is this real?HOW AND WHY THE FUCK ARE POWERSCALERS WAKING THIS CRISIS?
Goky would be manipulated. He is naive and not smart. He wouldn't be able to really do much in this setting I don't think.
>>146163035Pretty sure the universe size thing first started in Beerus vs Galaxia.
>>146162966Do They have any g/fur?
>>146163101Goku would do drugs and die
Match ups for this Goku?
>>146163035>Nah as soon as Death Battle started measuring universe sizes in Ben vs Hal analysis has degraded massively.As I said: most wrong episodes involve Capeshit >Bardock beats out Nolan easily even without Super SaiyanIn his dreams maybe >Dragon Ball actually has a system of measuring raw power that we can consult in the earlier segments of ZPower levels are bullshit and got dropped hard because of it.Bardock has 0 feats, if you're going to give him the W because of what other guy who has nothing in common with Bardock did then why not have that guy fight Nolan instead?>Giorno should win because Requiem turns him from hard to kill to nearly untouchable without a massive stat stomp Arguing about GER is a waste of time because he is a literal NLF. Joker effortlessly solos Part 5, Giorno shouldn't win just because he has a badly explained ability.
>>146163122Rainbow Lantern Superman
>>146163123>Joker effortlessly solos Part 5Joker has no answer to Skipped Time
>>146163140>Null Physwomp womphis actual worst opponent is Green Day
>Joker>Bowser vs Eggman>Kratos vs Asura>We'll ignore the Genshit>Chief vs SlayerVidyachads are winning at Death Battle. Just give us Gordon vs Isaac and we're golden.
>>146162632>I played Persona 5 and Joker is the coolest guy ever guyz!
>>146163023nah you can't just go >this character eats solar systems, breaks mountains by belching and exists through all dimensions at once with immeasurable speed, and and then have your main character beat them only to say "erm actually when we had the main character beat them by stomping their head in we didn't actually INTEND for that to mean they're stronger" at that point you just point and say "oh they're retarded ignore them, focus on the media"
Canon Bardock is like what, Raditz tier?His one feat is beating a guy, who 40 years of growth later would be above Ginyu.
>>146159869Dragonborn vs Chosen Undead had a retarded ending>Chosen Undead just gives up eventually despite canonically never doing so in any successful playthrough (to the point of being burnt alive forever and still not giving up)
>>146163101>>146163115Goku would do drugs *and die of a heart attackftfy
What do we think about this?
>>146163162>Canon Bardock is like what, Raditz tier?Sub-Raditz, Raditz and Nappa are canonically Mid Rank Saiyans, above any Low Ranks. Bardock gets solo'd by Daimyo Piccolo and Drum and possibly Jackie Chun.
>>146163152>Null PhysDiavolo can use the enviroment to his advantageIn Venice, He could try to drown him just for an example
>>146163164>Chosen Undead just gives up eventually despite canonically never doing so in any successful playthroughThat particular playthrough wasn't so successful...
>>146163182>trying to restrain a guy who can overpower him and then drag him to a place he can drown him inDoes Joker even need to breathe?
>>146163099Nobody actually watches or reads the stuff they wank
>>146162966>>146163008>>146163024>>146163114He's canonically a pedophile btwSally was underage when Geoffry just randomly kisses her in his intro to the series
>>146163175Why can Scooby, Tom and Wile bypass it but not Courage?
>>146163103Nope. Beerus Galaxia was 2020, Ben Hal was 2019.
>>146163175Why is Ash debatable but not Yugi?
>>146163191Retarded take, if you can just ignore the story like that then we might as well have said that Dragonborn can't Shout yet because he hasn't gotten past the prologue in this playthrough
>>146163175whats rtz
>Diavolo vs Jokeroh fuck no we're gonna get a timeskip argument again
>>146163220yeah joker is cooked. good luck trying to escape timeskip spam where he gets fated to die because diavolo wants to kill him
>>146163175Giorno negs everyone in yuh huh who doesn't have toonforce. most notably, Raven, Chosen Undead, Superman, Hulk, Godzilla, so on so forth.
>>146163178I though Raditz was like supposed to be top of low class as a Saiyan.
So the scholars all agree that Bowser having multiple reality-warping magic tools and a way to negate the Chaos Emeralds means he stomps, right?
>>146163123Well you choose Bardock for an Omni Man fight because the connections between the characters are thematically interesting. And unlike other fictional settings, Dragon Ball narrative generally has characters be stronger overtime (unless they are Gohan), so there is a lot more room for gauging results. Just because you don't like it doesn't make it less accurate.Joker does not solo Part 5, he dies at the latest to Notorious B.I.G.
>>146163175>Yugi cannotDrawing Exodia or Summoning the Creator of Light, that is to say, a win condition is not an effectAtem would mind control Stands harder than Novel Kars>>146163197>to restrainI said use the enviroment. He could lead Joker to some boats or something>Does Joker even need to breathe?that's a good point
>>146163243>the scholarsyou sound retarded blud
>>146162386Why did they waste an episode on goku x superman 3 at all? God what a shitty season
>>146163252>he dies at the latest to Notorious B.I.G.>Null Phys (or whatever works on energy drain)womp womp
>>146163162Well no and no. Bardock at the beginning of the original Father of Goku Special is stronger than base Goku for the Vegeta fight. The Heeters each individually are Abo and Cado tier at the latest circa to the Namek saga with Gas having the most aptitude for growth.
>>146163175>Courage can't but Scooby canWhat the fuck? Course he can.
>>146163286>this retard thinks anyone that's not from the persona universe can't have element piercetell me how you're retarded without telling me you're retarded
>>146163242Toriyama said he was equal rank to Nappa, so its probably a retcon like Buu not being created by Bibidi
>>146163178Stop lying. Raditz had a power level of around 1000. Bardock had one of 10000.
>>146163299Ok where's Notorious BIG's elemental pierce proof?
>>146163286Energy Drain is an Almighty Skill.
>>146163241The Doctor would be fine, time is like his whole deal.
>>146163302>Canon Bardockdo you just not read words
>>146163315batman solos without prep
>>146163301yeah but Toriyama is a brainless dumb ass who never knew which side of his pants were the front end and forgot all his characters names despite being vegetables duct tapped to a notice board in his office right in front of his face.
>>146163311That's not a skill in Persona and doesn't work like BIGs anyway
>>146163243Problem is, would Bowser think to use them?As far as Bowser battles go, he pretty much only uses his strenght and fire. With very light magic work (turning invisible or teleporting in 64, summoning a rock shield in Galaxy, making hat illusions in Odyssey and in SMRPG he could make earth spikes come out of the ground). He's kind of a meathead.
>>146163330>Would Bowser think to use items he's canonically used before?
>>146163330If things go bad I think Kamek could course correct, he doesn't seem completely retarded and uses hax to help out Bowser when things look bad
>>146163288>Father of Goku SpecialThat's not canon anymore.>The Heeters each individually are Abo and Cado tier at the latestThe Abo and Cado comments are about Gas and Granolah before they make their wish, not when both of them met Bardock.
>>146163330Wow that is completely fucking retarded.I can only assume this anon writes for DB, say "hi" everyone!
>>146163317I don't think he has any hax resistance agaisnt will returned to zero. Giorno is always either a win for him or a stalemate anyways.
>>146163350Anyone with mindhax beats him lel
>>146163350They're just assuming most of the characters with resistances to reality warping counts as resistances to fate/causality manipulation anyways
>>146163318Oh so you're just making shit up then. The most we can glean from Dragon Ball Super Bardock is that he defeated Gas. The only appraisal we have of Gas and the Heeters as a whole is that they were strong enough to sieze a position in the universe after Frieza died and specifically they were around Abo and Cado tier. Past that we don't know anything.
>>146163329Then why did you even bring it up then?
>>146163380We know he was a Low Rank Saiyan, and multiple people have already said that 40+ years later the Heeters were Abo and Cado tier. That may not apply 40 years ago. Going 40 years without gaining strength is pretty sad.
>>146163389I didn't bring up the skill energy drain. I brought up BIGs ability to drain energy.
>>146163336Abilities he very rarely to never uses in direct fights. Over the 40 years he's been fighting Mario, I don't think Bowser ever used his 'turn you into stone' ability on Mario. Hell, when he got the Dreamstone you also never saw him do anything too crazy with it.Bowser's a meathead. He's going to one-track his strategy on raw power unless someone can convince him to do otherwise.>>146163337Admittedly, yeah, Kammy and Kamek could probably help out with that if they're not taken out/too busy.
>>146163418They let characters use esoteric abilities before in battles
>>146163345Death Battle 100% assumes people will use their abilities in more competent ways than they do in canon>>146163429I'm not saying Bowser couldn't pull it off in a battle. I'm asking if he would even try to. I know in DB personality doesn't matter much, but I thought it was an interesting topic to consider.
>>146163330This isn't a bad mindset. Even if someone has an overpowered ability on paper, do they actually use it in overpowered ways? In-character actions feel like something that always get glossed over.
>>146163485Would Hal kill a child?
>>146163342The question that was asked was about Granolah and Gas' strength yes, but Toyotaro specifies that the Heeters had to be quite strong in their own right to claim parts of the universe after Frieza's death.https://en.dragon-ball-official.com/news/01_1283.htmlThe power question starts at 4:20ish. I wish I had a youtube version of this video though because the video player they use on the site sucks.
>>146163489OOCHe'd have sex with a minor instead
>>146163371>They're just assuming most of the characters with resistances to reality warping counts as resistances to fate/causality manipulation anywaysbruhI was under the impression reality warpers are bound to fate. like Greek Gods have casuality manipulation of their element but only Zeus was not bound to Fate.
Idc or know what you're all talking about but the manga isn't canon anyway and Toyotaro is wrong and stupid.
>>146163499My HERO
>>146163504That's Dragon Ball author tradition.
>>146163397That applies to a lot of the villains in Dragon Ball to be fair. Like Frieza in particular. I am not saying they didn't grow stronger at all between Bardock and Frieza's death, but villianous complacency is rampant in Dragon Ball.
>>146163502Reality warping is one of those powers that always comes with an asterisk attached. Which reality are they allowed to warp? Because as far as we know, they can warp their reality but not anyone else's for most cases.
>>146163464Why would Bowser not use things like the Star Rod or the Dream Stone when he went out of his way to steal them in order to use them in the past?These aren't tools he doesn't use in most fights because he forgot about them, they're tools he doesn't use because Mario took them from him or destroyed them (but for this DB fight he's getting everything back)Also I disagree on the meathead thing, sure he can be a bit dumb sometimes but almost every single Mario game starts with "Bowser stole a new macguffin that he uses to devastating effect"This is the same concept but if he had everything he ever stole all at once
>>146163496That's still 20ish years after Bardock's death thoughAnd Bardock being stronger than Nappa makes no sense to me
>>146163412Well I don't exactly think you can qualify all kinds of effects within another verse's constraints. Like it would be a nightmare to try and catalog all Pokemon moves along Persona attack elements.
>>146163564That's part of why powerscaling is stupid
>>146163175if composite G1 according to what was said to be used then Megatron bypasses it but if it's just cartoon + IDW then he can't
>>146163564I don't think you have to catalog them all, just when they're brought up and relevent
>>146163564I disagree
>>146163550I think it makes more sense in regards to Bardock's character, the surviving Saiyans are all fairly complacent bullies under Frieza (even Vegeta doesn't really care until his loss pushes him on a path to growth), while Bardock is a challenge seeker.
>>146163599Okay. Trick Room? Hyper Beam? Double Team? Earthquake? Dragon Breath?
>>146163606I don't because why would he be that strong as a Low Rank
>>146163537I kinda inherently disagree with the 'give them everything' aproach for either (both only tend to repeat their comfort zone plans of 'kidnap Peach' and 'Collect the Emeralds').But furthermore, when Bowser had the Star Rod, he mainly used it to turn himself invincible, to create shockwaves and summon bolts of lightning. Cool and all, but considering the Star Rod's powers could be way grander, it's kinda hard not to think he's not using it to it's full potential. Same with the Dreamstone really. He uses to make a castle. In his dreams he just turns giant. And Dreamy Bowser mostly enhanced things Bowser already could do (plus creating minions, food and weapons).
>>146163633>Trick Room?Ailment/Buff>Hyper Beam?Phys>Double Team?Ailment/Buff>Earthquake?Phys>Dragon Breath?Either Phys, Curse, or Psycho, any of them could work
I'm 90% sure he solos One Piece, but Can Andy solo Naruto?I can think of a couple of characters that would give him trouble (anyone with Rikudou powers, high tier Gejutsu users, and Kaguya)
>>146163162>>146163178>Canon BardockYou're very clearly ignoring the Manga anime/movie. So I don't even know what your definition of canon even is because you're definitely not pulling from any kind of official source. The manga implies his power level was over 10k The movie says his power level is near 10k... his powerl level was about 10k
>>146163676>You're very clearly ignoring the Manga Toyo's manga is debatably canon but sure>anime/movieObviously not canon lol>official sourceWoG>The manga implies his power level was over 10kPlainly wrong and contradicts Toriyama's words on Mid Rank Saiyans
Besides seething at Bardock's L why people hated the sun disk so much?Viltrumites jobbing to the sun has nothing to do with their AP/endurance because they are particularly weak to heat so I don't know why people think this contradicts the story (while also claiming Bardock is just as strong as King Vegeta)
>>146163670How does he interact with sealing powers I've never seen UU
>>146163676>The manga implies his power level was over 10kCharacters who fought him were over 10k 20+ years later bruh
Of all the stnds in Jojo, was GER the ONLY stand that could've killed him?
>>146163797Forgot pic
>>146163350the doc is acausal, RTZ wouldn't even affect him
>>146163714He has no particular resistance to it.The one time he fought a guy with sealing powers (Literally the concept of "Seal") he was okay in a "I can avoid sealing as long as you don't hit me with it" but he ended willingly sealing himself in the end and couldn't brute force his way out of it (he needed to escape with his soul using astral projection)One thing to have in mind is that he can detach sealed parts off his body and Regen so you need to seal him completely
>>146163797Rat shoots him while he's not using Epitah.
>>146163797>>146163810Timestoppers such as both Worlds and SP mog him if they stop before he skips. Kira has a decent shot with BTD, Metallica solos if Narancia didn't interfere, there's like 10 more probably not counting the obvious part 6 and 7
>>146163810Metallica almost did. You scale from that.So Purple Haze would kill him. The range and quickness of the poison would make it so Diavolo never attempts to face the toxic cloud.Notorious Big outspeeds himBohemian Rhapsody could outhax him. COULD.Death 13 rapes him if Diavolo never suspects him...Wait. Stands Users cannot bring out their Stands with them in their sleep. how the fuck did Giorno vs Joker even happen?
>>146163702 Because the results were so stupid that even if we took their scaling at face value Bardock should have still won. Bardock speed was according to them 20,000 times Omni-man. So from Bardocks perspective , omni man is 50 times slower than a snail with no range options or means of catching up to him this fight should basically been a stomp..
>>146163810
>>146163875>Stands Users cannot bring out their Stands with them in their sleepWasn't that exclusive to Death 13?
>>146163699>WoGWord of Garbages You mean because Toriyama never gave us an official power for Bardock. >Plainly wrong and contradicts Toriyama's words on Mid Rank Saiyans.God, why people who don't watch Dragon ball.Try to pretend like they know shit about dragonball? Bardock was a low class saiyan for most of his life But through repeated battles and many zenkai boost He eventually acquired a power level near king's Vegeta towards the end of his life. This is basically the case for both movie anime and manga version. I don't know why you cannot wrap your peanut size brain around this Or why you pretend this is some type of contradiction when it's really isn't.
>>146163837>>146163843>>146163875>>146163913So basically GERs only canon showing was against fodder?
>>146163154We still need R -9 vs Vic Viper for classic SHMUP representation.
>>146164001NoThe World Over Heaven could beat anything
>>146164008EoH is not canon tho
>>146164030Your mother isn't canon
>>146164001lol. Diavolo is not fodder. we are talking about time manipulators and a. massive range stands here that can beat him b. infinite statsI want to stress that GER is literally NLF. it's just what it is. they had to use EoH to limit it
>>146164051a limit which is not canon I forgot to add. that's how broken GER is. only MUCH bigger dimensional beings and toonforce can directly beat him
>>146163489Every single child in the universe, canonically.
>>146163843>>146163875Risotto was beating Doppio who only had access to Epitaph.
>>146163947the sleep realm was exclusive
>>146164158Risotto was investigating DoppioNarancia killed him before He could go all in
>>146159707Imagine being so fucking deep in your own mind palace, you respond to yourself, and when someone calls you out on it, you scream they're the ones who posted it. Fucking IMAGINE being that autistic because an atomic dinosaur makes you shit your pants in anger. I-fucking-Magine.
>>146163203Penders also said Sally lost his virginity to him when she was 14 and Geoffry was in his 20s.
>>146164263
>>146164263this rock? outerversal>>146164284this truck? multi outerversal and acausal
>>146164288
>>146164288>*Jobs to scissors
I'm sick of universe busting and gods and reality warpers. Give me street level city level kino.
>>146164354A roving pack of toddlers on big wheels vs 15 angry senior citizens with canes.
>It's HalloweenPost spooky matchups
>They're doing individual teasers for each army's heavy hitters>Culminates in one group imageHoly fuck this can't just be a 3 minute fighthttps://x.com/DEATHBATTLE/status/1851741278146302279
>>146164391It's a giga stomp for Nemesis, but I thought it would be cool to see these 2 fight even before DB was a thing.
>>146164423>KamekUnironically kills Infinite
>>146164437Kamek gets blitzed
>>146159689>no infinite brutal Joker deaths>no Persona victory screen and music that suddenly gets Returned to Zeromissed opportunity
>>146164444https://youtu.be/baiIGqVeaI4?si=NX8dm5a9G8unAmec>4:58 he knocks Mario to a different planet in 1 hit He 1 shots
>>146163220If Joker doesn't even have an answer to Timeskip + Epitaph, how is he gonna deal with Return to Zero, which was the power designed to surpass Diavolo's timeskip
>>146164224Quiet kaijufag! Or you're getting the Ass Void again!!
>>146164491Too slow
I want Lady vs. Seras(DMC/Hellsing)
>>146164424>if they ever do this, they'll use their crappy remake designs instead of their classic onesPain.
>>146164391
Anyone hear anything?
>think about Momo and Okarun Vs Andy and Fuuko before reading UU>Read UU>Realize this is a public execution for Momo and Okarun Damn...
>>146164537>Forgetting Kamek can teleport and just shrink infinite Oh no, a mosquito
>>146164391Give the people Ghost Rider vs Spawn already
>>146164224Imagine SEETHING for seven hours over a post on an imageboard. You're fucked, m8e lmao
>>146164530God bless and keep you, anon.
>>146164391>>146164424>>146164543I can't believe some dweebs in a forest with a couple boomers made a much cooler jason vs micheal fight that mogged death battles version... https://youtu.be/rXjOA6B9sYA?t=752man I so wish they did it justice but it was shit
Happy Spooktober everyone, the final pic of the season is literally too large for 4chan to post (yes even when compressed) so I'm just gonna link the mega where it's held instead. Hope you all have a Happy Halloween todayhttps://mega.nz/file/dIA2EIbB#s2Vj0HoVCRmHRUesMlCA9spQTVjxFULfQmzFAJa2lqo
>>146164587>>146164582>literal minute apart
It's over kaijubros, Nikocado gets Godzilla scaling:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ijAg2-x0me8&pp=ygUcbmlrb2NhZG8gYXZvY2FkbyB2cyBnb2R6aWxsYQ%3D%3D
>>146164391The motivation is to see that overrated ass clown die as Freddy calls him a bitch
>>146164613So no more requests?
>>146164391Art the Clown vs Stitches the Clown
My name is BowserI’m here to make chowderMy special ingredient is Eggman’s crushed bone powderI will feed it to his fans to hear them cry louder
>>146164624Normal thumbnail requests are always fine, but the costume stuff is done
>>146164613TouhouLORDS... Ben 10 GODS... it's been an honor.
>>146164617And? You gonna cry?
>>146164640>admits to samefaggingHOLY SHIT! LMFAO!
>>146164644>two unrelated posts is le samefaggingYou? Absolutely broken. Continue licking my ass if you must, you ridiculous bitch.
>>146164651>trying to deflect>>146164587>>146164582>literal minute apartMY FUCKING SIDES!
Assuming they're doing the teasers daily up until the episode, that leaves 9 major players eachI'm guessingBowser >Kamek>King Boo>Bowser Jr. >Koopalings>Petey Piranha>King Bob-Omb>Goomba King>Koopa General from the movie (he's in the army shot)Eggman>Metal Sonic>Sage>Hard Boiled Heavies>Infinite >Time Eater>E-101 Mark II>Mecha Knuckles (who immediately jobs again)>Agent Stone (IIRC movie badniks could be seen)Can't think of a ninth spot for eachKammy is cool but Kamek makes her redundant I doubt they'll actually have a focus on the other Sonic robots and I already felt iffy on having Mecha Knuckles here
>>146164657Who's 'deflecting'? I made two different replies to two different posts.Again, you gonna cry (more, that is)? KWAB!
Let's talk about the Ass Void.
Bowser's gonna btfo Eggjobber hard>B-but Eggman has-IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU HAVE!!
>>146164658What is the win parameter for this fight? Does one entire faction have to be destroyed, or is it only focused on killing the leader?
>newfag posting nikocado images>when they're ban on sightUh oh...
>>146164675>J-JJ-J-JJJAAAAANNNNIIIEEESSSS!!!!KWAB!
>>146164683You seem upset.
>>146164685Is that why you're calling the jannies? Because I'm upset? kek
>>146164224>totally not upset or anything, guys
>>146164688Why, you paranoid they're gonna look at your post history?
>>146164658How about Fang or the Egg Wizard for Eggman?
>>146164697>>146164693samefag>>146164688>>146164667not samefaglearn the difference
>>146164697No. You?
>>146164707Nah. You?
>>146164710>nervous parrotingInteresting.
>>146164717Yeah they might see I posted a laughing Godzilla image.
someone take the ps3 away from the nikofag lmfao
>>146164596Ben and Chad are just https://youtu.be/DCkJ5lGPqFs?si=cYX3TabVBi31WXqz
who can a parrot beat
>>146164739A cockatiel.
As an impartial third party, Kaiju posters won for the millionth time.
>>146164744....in their heads.
>>146164744Ok, kaijutard.
>>146162321Broly beat Hulk.
>>146164749Hulk beats Godzilla with Niko scaling!!
>Bowser has more raw strength>Bowser has better durability>Bowser has more hax >Bowser has more versatilitySo uh…how is Egghead supposed to compete with this BEAST?
>>146164669Killing the leaderIt's gonna end with a 1v1 between Bowser and Eggman lets be realMy prediction of how the fight goes down will be>The Egg Dragoon's pilot is revealed to have been a decoy>The hologram laughs as the Egg Fleet arrives revealing that this first phase was just stalling for their arrival>Kamek summons Bowser's ships in retaliation all piloted by the Koopalings>Bowser Jr. dies and the ships all crash down the second the Metal Virus is used>Bowser uses double cherries, Kamek's magic, and the Star Rod to grow giant with all his forms being used at once (Dry Bowser, Meowser, Fury Bowser, and Dreamy Bowser) as they wreck shit with the still remaining King Boo>Dreamy Bowser manages to be the one to survive the onslaught of Sage, Metal Overlord, Infinite, and Time Eater to break through Eggman's defenses to finally greet Eggman in the fleshThe fight then ends in three ways >Bowser fucking annihilates a panicking Eggman>A panicking Eggman jury riggs one last try for victory and succeeds>Eggman goes super and fights Bowser in hand to hand combat where either victor is possible>>146164701Mechs don't count as individual members (I was there for Eggman vs Wily) but yeah I can see Fang being thereHe's a merc but so is Infinite
>>146164751Blessed be!
>DEXTER'S SECRET>DEXTER'S SECRET>MOLD>GOLD>...'S LAUNDRY>ASS VOID>WORMS AND PLASTIC MINNOWS>GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT>DEXTER'S A COOKIE>GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU>GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT>ARE YOU SNEAKING UP ON ME?>THE FLORIDA EVERGLADES>KWAB>[Character] OUT OF NOWHERE>BROKEN
>>146164744it's not hard to win against a dead meme nikotard that still thinks he's fat when he's been skinny for the past two years.
>>146164754Surely He is gonna win because His intellect is superior
>>146164565Kamek's too slow to react
>>146164751Hulk lost to Cookie Monster, bro.
>>146164762u mad tho
>>146164759Sametroon...
>>146164768>toddlerfaggotry
>>146164766>he doesn't know
>>146164778>he doesn't know
>>146164767Infinite is random civilian level speed. Kamek blitzes him and turns him into blocks.
>>146164768Proof or I don't believe you.
>>146164788He literally did more then Hulk did in the movies.
>>146164224>NikoFAGo completely ass ravaged by this single post
>>146164778>complains about toddler shit>worships niko-youtube kids-cado who shits himself
>>146164800>>146164801SameBITCH
>>146164751>>146164759>RTH
>nikonikoNIKOnikoNIko...More mindbroken then Kamala LMFAO
>>146164812>Posted on the same secondFREGOLIko…
>>146164820>person is posting nikocado>NO SEE, YOU'RE MIND BROKEN FOR MENTIONING HIM!????
>>146164828Nikotroon’s not trying his best today.
>>146164828>he actually chooses to believe thisLOLLMAO
>Nikotranny meltdown
>>146164835Anon?>>146164751>>146164530
>another thread derailed, awash with kaijutard tearsIs it climate change, bros?
ENOUGH about NikoGAYdo and SHITzilla.Let’s discuss how CHADser GAPES EggCUNT.
>>146164801I'm not the Nikofag. I just hate seeing toddlershit in VS.
>>146164767Good luck to infinite to dealing with multiple kameks since he can clone himself. Also there's nothing stopping him from sending infinite to another dimension or planet. Or ounce again, shink him and squash him like a bug
>>146164847Is this the part where you blatantly samefag and then cry like a bitch when people notice?
>>146164850C'mon, everyone's the nikofag, now! Let the schizo roll!
>>146164847>n-no it's the *sob* it's the...it's the *sobs harder* it's the kaijufags that're crying!Someone take this dude's PS3 away KEK.
>>146164784>>146164794>Cookie CuckerFood for the Ass Void.
>>146164866i forgot he got cancer from ass voiding a cancer machine
>>146164849Unless they somehow scale the phantom ruby above anything Bowser has, it's game over for Baldy McNosehair
>>146164856>>146164863Someone felt called out.Wipe your tears!
Bowser's a known reality warper.>the first Mario OVA, he can climb out of a fictional video game into the human world
Can someone do my laundry for me?
>>146164881Would they count tailstuber as the Sonic verse interacting with the real world?
Kamek literally ohko's entire armies with his signature aoe magic spread move. Eggman's done, Bowser's won.
>>146164889I wouldn't think just simple interacting is the same as Bowser physically entering a game that wasn't even Mario related, and chasing Peach into the real world?
>>146164888>The "brother" from AoStH>"Super important to Sonic X" Chris ThorndykeSonic fans would love to see them die anon
>>146164905>chris thornlesbianHow dare you. You respect Omlette.
>Was on the path of finally leaving Death Battle behind>Bowser vs EggmanGFDIIt looks so good so farIt's so fun to discuss as well
It's kind of funny how people hype up Kamek and King Boo as MVPs but Bowser Jr. is kind of just......thereAs if he only existst to die so Bowser gets REALLY pissed off
>>146164924I mean the worse Bowser Jr. can do is use the paint/ink/sludge/icky goop to suck badniks into it, but they don't need to breath so he's not getting any kills.
>>146164924Wonder Bowser Jr wondering up the Koopalings for maximum damage.
>>146164936All get swallowed alive by Metal Overlord
>>146164940They all turn Metal Overlord into wire and batteries.
>>146164924They would be his 2nd in command of those factions of Bowsers army, while the koopalings are like the elite operatives of his army comparable to the Foxhound or the Cobras from MGS5. Would the Heavies or Zeti be Eggman's most prizes unit of mechs?
>>146164940>metal jobberlordshouldn't have returned to get his ass kicked in sxsg, kek
>>146164943The Zeti wouldn't be allowed (though Phantom Ruby can produce Zavok clones)They're as valid as Antasma who was shot down by Ultra for Bowser's armyEggman's MVPs are Metal Sonic, Sage, and InfiniteTime Eater's also worthy of mention but I'm not sure how sapient it is
>>146164931>He turns to Shadow Mario and the badniks get jumped on as easily as any hammer broThey already said he's stronger than sanic in the last DB
>>146164940Metal Jobber is a non-factor. If they say otherwise then it’s clear they’re gonna rig it for Eggdunce.
>>146164931People are anticipating a 1v1 between him and Metal or SageYeah I don't see Junior winning this
>>146164958>Metal Sonic, Sage, Infinite, Time EaterThey aren't team or unit tho. The Koopalings all come in a pack even without Jr.
>>146164991Oh and Team Dark doesn't count. They already said no Shadow and Rouge was a double agent. >OmegaHe is an Eggman creation so mayyybe if the want to be generous
>>146164991Then yeah, the Heavies are the closest equivalent for a squad I'm on the side that thinks the reason why the Koopalings aren't in the group shot is because they're the ones commanding the airships
>>146164931>>146164936Bowser Jr also can create an entire army of paint allies to aid him. That's the plot in Sunshine.
>>146165015>>Omega>He is an Eggman creation so mayyybe if the want to be generousOmega would literally be chasing down Eggman and destroying his army the entire fight. He's as strong as, or even stronger than Shadow going by 06 future lore. You don't want him in this war, kek.
Bowser Jr. vs Metal Sonic and Sage happens when the latter starts wrecking through the Koopa Troop ships causing Jr. to hop in a clown car to fight them by himselfOverlord wins but Bowser gets serious and tears Metal Overlord in half and obliterates Sage (I think that works, I never played Frontier)That's when Eggman gets serious and calls in the Time Eater and Infinite
>>146165015>>146165064They said only stuff that'd WILLINGLY would work for Eggman and BowserOmega may have been his creation but Eggman never used himIt's like why Wily was denied Zero + the fact that Omega fucking hates Eggman
>>146163797>>146163810Diavolo has two things: you need to outspeed him so he can't run away, and you need to not be blitzed by him. If you're blitzed by him, he gets a free kill like what happened to Narancia.So, here's my list of Stands who could kill him:>Killer Queen, specifically Sheer Heart Attack (also BTD for obvious reasons)He can run away but can't really do anything to Sheer Heart Attack, eventually it will tire him out (assuming Kira doesn't become vulnerable).>RHCPWith enough electricity he can blitz Diavolo faster than he can react. Would probably have to take a power plant or something like Times Square.>StrengthBlitzed the Part 3 cast, would have won if he just didn't make himself vulnerable.>SunRequires the user to be intelligent enough to hide (and hide well), Diavolo can still run away though. Can't win, but hard to lose.>any remote Stand that he can't hurtGoes hand in hand with SHA, if he can't actually get to the user or kill the Stand he just has to run.Ironically, Aerosmith would be perfect for this. If Diavolo had no way of getting to Narancia or Aero, all he could do is escape. Clash being able to blitz Giorno would probably let it get away from KC before it strikes back so Squalo is good here too. Green Day is Green Day.>Time StopIf he can't run away he's dead.>More I forgotThere's definitely a couple others who could probably beat him with the right circumstances.
>>146165064>>146165075Yep. Hence the idea that they'll allow Eggman to have a mech that hates him is being really super generous. I apologize if the "mayyybe" didn't illustrate that better.
>Even DB subs/wikis are mainly in favor of Bowser winningUnless this is going to be another Bardock screw up, it's not looking good for ol' Eggy.
>>146163875>how the fuck did Giorno vs Joker even happen?Giorno was having GER give him a rimjob while he fell asleep, so he brought his Stand with him.
>>146165107Bowser gets more supporters because he's been playable more times in heroic roles
Swank let joker won under the condition that NO other Jojo VS Persona matchup will ever appear on the show, can't have have more of his favorite jojos get graped by persona CHADS.
>>146165137What even is there besides Kira vs Adachi though?
>>146165142Yu VS Josuke
>>146163969ESL-kun, Bardock is officially a Low Rank Saiyan. He can't be stronger than Nappa.>This is basically the case for both movie anime and manga version.He never got as strong as King Vegeta in any form of actual canon manga lmaoHe doesn't do SHIT in the original manga, and barely beats a 20 year younger than 10k PL Gas. The fact that you think this means he isn't fodder is hilarious, especially since he was never upgraded to Mid Rank after this mission. You don't stay in one Rank your whole life: Raditz was bumped up to Mid. Bardock, AT BEST, could have a power level of 1,199 since he never qualified for Mid Rank. He is likely way lower.
>>146165125Mario and Bowser are rivals, yet they still play sports, race cars, and party together like bros Peach be darned. Meanwhile Eggman absolutely detest Sonic and want to make him suffer as he watches him take over the world like in forces.
>>146164501He does, it's called blitzing Diavolo and being immune to anything he can do to him. He won't get tired since he can have a skill that fully heals and restores stamina after every encounter, so eventually Diavolo will succumb to exhaustion IF he doesn't get blitzed.
>>146165170I think Eggman at his most affable (aside from Sage) was in SA2's ending where he had a genuine heart to heart with Tails about how Gerald was genuinely his hero who inspired him so much
>>146165158That just sounds like two characters with no connections besides bouncing off Kira vs Adachi
>>146165158Horrible stomp on Yu's part, Josuke literally can't do anything.
>JokerBeat multiple Gods, can call mythological entities for help casually, and carries nukes to throw at his enemies just as a regular weapon >GiornoBeat... A wall level schizophrenic mafioso and your dad's Spotify playlist
>>146165190That's literally every jojosona fight except Joker VS Giorno.
>>146165170>party togetherDepends on the gameSometimes Bowser comes uninvited to make his own rules
The problem with JoJo in Death Battle is that JoJo doesn't do powerscaling bullshit. Most stand fights are won through intelligence and creativity, not feats of strength. Death Battle doesn't think about how a stand could be used creatively to turn the tides. As much as they like to pretend it matters, fights always come down to strength, speed, and hax. Intelligence and experience rarely come into play and it doesn't really matter when they give a character the edge in that regard. When you take JoJo stand creativity away, you just get building level at best feats and sub-par durability. This is why the most requested JoJo characters are always the ones with bullshit hax abilities. GER, Made in Heaven, Tusk Act 4, Go Beyond, Wonder of U. The only one that isn't is Kira vs Adachi and Kira gets his shit kicked in because Killer Queen doesn't work in head on fights. Kira would lose to 90% of JoJo characters in a direct confrontation.
>>146165203Pretty much. The only one I can see happen would be Love Train Funny Valentine against a villain without Almighty Attacks to make him come up with a different wincon because they would just wank Almighty to bypass Love Train (I actually disagree with that but thats besides the point)
>>146164051>Diavolo is not even on the same league as a Persona final boss godFodder
>>146165226>Kira would lose to 90% of JoJo characters in a direct confrontation.Funnily enough he actually has an answer for this but got super cucked in Part 4. By dropping Sheer Heart Attack and hauling ass he can beat tons of people: he can't beat Josuke or Okuyasu though. Josuke would return SHA and track him down, and Okuyasu would just straight up erase it. If Kira was just some guy in Part 3 he would wipe the cast by dropping SHA and escaping. He could do this to Part 6-7 and also probably 8 unless Nut King can beat it. Bruno could unzip it too.
>>146165170Why can't EggKEK be a bro like CHADser?
>>146165203>>146165250Does Adachi have an answer to SHA or is it just because he blitzes Kira too fast?
>>146165202>S-shit up! Fuck you!! 60s, 70s, and 80s music is the fucking best!
>>146165260He just blitzes Kira too fast and is too sturdy for it to really hurt him.
>>146165260Too fast, too durable, have multiple of ranged options to kill kira, and has an almighty attack, apparently a hard counter against even the most OP'et of stands.
>>146162240Discord got a pretty loving defeat and so did the demon slayer guy
>>146165308They had Discord straight up win in all but who showed up as the winner. Bill got sent to the cuck dimension, meanwhile I heard Discord would apparently just reincarnate lol
>EggmanFat fuck who sits on his ass even fighting Sonic >BowserDo the Mario!Swing your arms from side to sideCome on, it's time to go!Do the Mario!Take one step, and then againLet's do the Mario, all together now!You got it!It's the Mario!
What if Bowser and Eggman teamed up to fight Luthor and Doom?
>>146165338Bowser and Eggman obliterate them.>b-but what about Composite Doom and Luthor-Obliterated.
>>146165320To be fair, I'd say that's how the fight actually should go based on what they presented.
So, Wily is fucked against Bowser, right?
>>146165354Yeah he's dead as hell.
>>146165338Luthor and Doom eviscerate them.>b-but what about Composite Eggman and Bowser-Eviscerated.
>>146165354Zero (a Wily creation) ultimately killed Metal (an Eggman creation). And Mega beat Mario in Smash Bracket soo...
>>146165382>And Mega beat Mario in Smash Bracket soo...>Trash Bracket
>>146165354If you meant Eggman then yes. The only advantage you could possibly give Eggman is speed, even intelligence goes to Bowser unironically. Bowser has way too much hax and physically overpowers everything in Eggman's arsenal. Bowser even counters Eggman's strongest fighter Time Eater. The only way Eggman can win is if they massively wank him and/or downplay the hell out of Bowser.
>>146165382>Smash BracketIf DB had Mario beat Sonic I don't think they'd have Metal Sonic beat Mario.Smash Bracket is objectively wrong anyway
>>146165399>Eggman's strongest fighter Time EaterI think Egg Wizard + Star Staff is the actual strongest singular character in Sonic because he took two sets of Emeralds to beat and almost won, and they MAY give Eggman Egg Wizard. But yes, Time Eater is his strongest guaranteed fighter.
>>146165399No, I mean Wily. Since Wily fought Eggman and now Eggman is fighting Bowser, I thought about Wily fighting Bowser.
>>146165415It took a fully powered up Sonic and Blaze to beat the Egg wizard. So Bowser better have 2 power stars and a cherry to beat that.
>>146165431Yeahhh it wouldn't actually swing much in Eggman's favor, I think he's getting horribly destroyed.
>>146165415Wasn't Egg Salamander powered by both the chaos and sol emeralds? Plus he had NIGGA with him.
>>146165457He had that nigga (which is why they might not give Eggman it) with Egg Wizard too, and I felt that since it was relying on a different powersource it was technically stronger, since it wasn't sharing with Sonic and Blaze.
>>146165399>even intelligence goes to Bowser unironicallyI wouldn't trust Bowser when he mentioned that IQ
>>146165492Mario has a 9,801 IQ which is why he always beats him
>>146165492Bowser doesn't get outsmarted by children like Eggman does.
Would they be killing Egg heads boys with everyone else too?
>>146165492They're both retarded common sense wise.>>146165523Oh, yeah, they should be there. Their fat bitch boss too. At this point, why not?
>>146165343Gold!>>146165373Mold…
>>146162004Walter is for Marv from Sin City.
>>146165373Truth!>>146165343>>146165578Lies!
>RTHvel>RTH Comics
>TRANNYdya>MALDINGdeo GAYmes
Skibidi Toilet won.
… the shittiest series to ever exist contest.
>>146165614awarded to both companies in >>146165595 btw I posted later by accident
>>146165338Doom jobs to gag characters so composite Bowser and Eggman with toon force would shit on him and then stomp Luthor
>>146165680Luthor folds toons, so good job walking into his trap, toonfaggots.
If Bowser gets scaling from the Mario and Luigi games then I think by their logic he can win with his dream form plus black hole scaling, if they don’t give him anything from the RPGs or side games and just the platformers he’s cooked, I’m honestly more interested in how they plan on scaling these characters more then the fight I think it depends heavily on what they give both characters
Why do people assume GER is unbeatable when Silver Chariot Requiem wasnt either. Thia is Jojo after all every stand is beatable.
>>146165765Personally, I can't wait for them to say that both Eggman and Bowser are MFTL with a straight face.
>>146164658Since they are invoking the RPGs for Bowser then he also has Kammy, the Koopa Bros, and the rest of the Star Spirit Keeper bosses. Also the Broodals and giant dragon from Odyssey.
>>146165165Saiyan culture doesn't have any respect for Low Class births to the point they don't even believe in them being able to get strong enough to ever challenge above their class. Just because Bardock never got reclassified doesn't mean he wasn't stronger.
>>146165202You realize that none of the gods, demons, etc aren't actually those things in Persona right? They are manifestations of the Col. Uncon. taking the forms of entities depicted in mythology and cryptozoology (thanks Mothman).
>>146161863>>146162335>Aku>uncontested for a thousand years in a world with technology advanced and feaful beings, can only be hurt by a magic McGuffin sword forged by the gods, piece of primordial evil>The Lich>jobs to a 10 years old with a sweater, follower of some evil god that doesn't care all that much about him, only annoying to kill because his hand got duplicated and sent to multiple universes, otherwise permanently destroyed by some healing goo that turned him into a fat babyAku stomps
>>146165165Oh wait, you're that same retard Who thinks that the dragon ball super manga isn't cannon even though toriyama said it is a canon continuation to the DBZ manga and he worked on it directly .Bardock is literally never featured in the z manga , And it's only mentioned by name. so your arguing is fuckin stupid.
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>>146162335The Lich got his ass kicked by a 10 year old with a sweater and was revealed to be a complete simp for an even eviler god who doesn't give a shit about him, Aku stomps.
>>146165961Still 100000^100 more impressive than beating Diavolo and his dadrocker gang
