Lucy is an expert in dealing with boys edition
>>146224722When will Lucy finally let Daisy date Augustus if she's so over her old friends?
>>146224722Oh, I guess there's someone else besides Paulo then, good for her
>>146224744Is Taeshi really going "I'm so hilarious talking shit about the characters" this early? Does she not remember this is why no one took Mike nor Paulo's "emotional" chapters seriously?
>>146224744>Lucy somehow predicted PaisyTaeshi's excuse is shit as Lucy herself is a retard, but I suppose Daisy is exactly the sort of girl who would obviously beeline for the nearest untaken guy within the friend group.
>>146224831>Does she not remember this is why no one took Mike nor Paulo's "emotional" chapters seriously?I'm pretty sure it's because her cultivated audience cares way more about the female characters and don't mindlessly gush over the ones with penises.
>>146224767I'd take anyone over Paulo at this point. It's such a garbage ship.
>>146224722Das rite FAT BITCH, slurp dat extra large, know'm sayin?
>>146224912>daisy provides sexual favors in exchange for fast food
>>146224722Some really interesting things could come out of this:A) As Lucy and Daisy talk about boys~, Lucy begins to realize that Augustus is more compatible with Daisy than Paulo. And so Lucy finds herself in the challenging predicament of needing to letting go of her Mike replacement instead of gatekeeping Augustus all to herselfB) The above happens but Lucy does encourage Augustus to pursue Daisy thus leading to a bigger divide between her and her friends since she is allowing "the creep" near Daisy. This also pushes Paulo even further away from Lucy out of anger by assisting in making Daisy unobtainableC) Augustus is barely mentioned and Lucy orchestrates everything to trick Paulo and Daisy into going on a date. Paulo is oblivious that it's a date and invites Mike thinking it's just a friend thing but surprise! Sandy showed up and now it's the awkward double date teased for the volume. It's awkward because a bit of "old" Paulo shows itself with him drooling over Sandy, thus feeding into Daisy's insecurities and jealousy of Sandy. While she and Mike are also uncomfortable as they try to hide the secret kissBut this is BCB so D is gonna happen. D) Daisy's gonna let it slip that she kissed Mike and is over him now. Lucy is gonna flip her shit and somehow come out looking like a victim. Daisy will be forced to apologize to Lucy for some stupid reason over something Lucy wasn't even involved in before Lucy storms off because she never asked for any of this. Paulo overhears it and invites Daisy out because Lucy's such a bitch, huh?
>fattening her up, literally
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>>146224722Is this… Paulo's final test? Will he be judged by Lucy depending on his willingness to forget about her and go for Daisy? Rebounds have always been an important part of this comic and all of them were harmful for the respective relationships. I think that PauloxRachel rebound was the only one that wasn't viewed as a wrongdoing.By the way, Daisy is being a hypocrite again. First, she's suddenly decided she was upset with Sandy not because Sandy's indifference made her feel like an unworthy person, but rather because she was in loooooove with her this whoooole time. Second, we are to believe that she has ACKSHUALLY liked Paulo for even more time than she has liked Mike, which is an obvious lie. Why does this bitch keep deceiving herself?
>>146225339>This also pushes Paulo even further away from Lucy out of anger by assisting in making Daisy unobtainableThough he'd rationalize it as anger for letting the almost-rapist off the leash. Not that he seemed to care much during Halloween.>C)Assuming it's not Daisy who ruins things with her own jealousy issues, what with both Sandy and Mike being there at the same time.>D)If Daisy let the kiss slip, it's more likely that Lucy would get super pissy over Mike because APPARENTLY he'll stick with Sandy over Lucy but it's DAISY who he'll cheat with.I think that C) is the most likely but modified to be milquetoast as fuck. Lucy will push Paisy, it will get sealed with a kiss in the rain, then eventually the double-date will happen months later IRL.
>>146225367>we are to believe that she has ACKSHUALLY liked Paulo for even more time than she has liked MikeI think what she's saying is that her love for Paulo in the present is way more intense than whatever she once felt for Mike.
>>146225460Why the Present Perfect then? Shouldn't it be Present Simple as in "I like him more than I've ever liked Maishul-kun?"
>>146224722>He's not a loser and he isn't shallow >He's great and funny and smart and handsome...Daisy, hey Daisy, are you ok? Like are you sure you aren't in denial or having delusions? Are you perhaps the Paulo defense force poster even? Are you having a stroke?
>>146225600You know what? Give Daisy what she wants. I want to see Tarshi character assassinate Paulo to turn him into everything Daisy days he is, or have her turn into an abused girlfriend because Taeshi likes her assholes too much amd Paulo isn't anything without his "boyish charm"
>>146225521Because the writer is an idiot.
>>146225339E) Daisy seethes about James, Lucy tells her she has nothing to worry about since James doesn't even like slowpoke Paulo, strongarms her into walking home with Paulo in the rain from the Burgertron like in the preview. Lucy herself then seethes about James
>>146225600Imagine if the comic actually treated Daisy as being in the wrong for believing this, and Lucy's playing wingman as a mistake.
>>146225933>Lucy herself then seethes about JamesWhat, she magically finds out about the kiss?
>>146225989Well Lucy already knowing about it because Taeshi's stupid and forgot to cover a plotpoint from the redacted chapter sounds plausible but I assume Daisy will just outright tell her about the events of Date Night because flashbacks are 10/10 padding.
>>146225989If Lucy uses her psychic powers to find out about James kissing Mike, will she also find out about Daisy kissing Mike?
>>146224722What is this expression meant to convey? Is Lucy discomforted with how SHE doesn't know how to keep things platonic or is she rolling her eyes at her stupid fat friend who needs girlboss Lucy to run her life for her?
>>146224888What, just because Daisy would have been treated as Paulo's last possible option?Yeah that's fair
>>146226133>or is she rolling her eyes at her stupid fat friend who needs girlboss Lucy to run her life for her?C'mon, man. We all know this is the answer.
>>146226216That and the fact they have nothing in common and Daisy refuses to acknowledge any of Paulo's flaws.
The more Taeshi tries to sell PauloxDaisy, the less believable it feels.
>>146225972I think even the cult wouldn't be able to defend Daisy's delusion>Implying smart at all>Mr "I only go after Lucy because she's a bombshell" isn't shallow>For him the peak of comedy is making fun of the guy that lost her mother by calling him a bitch and weirdo for being upset about itLike it'd make sense if Daisy was honest and just said he was very attractive and she was being shallow herself, but she's making up someone that Paulo isn't. It's like he got over Mike but not over Mike (orange)
>>146226133>Hmmm, actually I kind of don't want this
>>146226390The mean IQ of the cult is in the double digits. They surely agree with Daisy.
Canon btw>Every girl that liked Mike gets over him as soon as they get close to him
>>146226447I mean, I'm not sure the last chapters being "please be sad about Paulo :( he can't help being a cunt" actually did help at all
>>146225339I still don’t know how you do this in ai
>>146226721So long as Paulo does not dare anger white queen Lucy again, dumb people will continue fawning over him no matter what he does.
>>146226133>Maybe you shouldn't have choice either
>>146226833It's true, doesn't want choice. She wants Mike.
>>146226751its one of those ai style transfer sites. but they all require registration now so they arent worth using anymore
>>146224722
>>146225190>daisy eventually becomes an overinflated ball in her front yard, unable to move, begging everyone who walks by more food.>Paulo still loves her, but too much, keeps overfeeding her.>Daisy one day eats one burger too many and her belly bursts, guts and food and shit flying everywhere>Another chapter of Paulo feeling sorry for himself
>>146226751https://huggingface.co/spaces/AP123/IllusionDiffusion works. If you use up too generations, you need to log in with an account. Or run it on your own computer I guess.
paulo>isn't a loser>is shallow>is funny>isn't smart>is handsome3/5 traits isn't bad.
>>146227326Can the AI do Alejandro?>TFW SC alt end will never be a thing
>>146227410>Paulo>isn't a loser
>>146227410Sue would have made him less shallow by slowly introducing him to nerdy stuff that he may find cool.
>>146224722Daisy’s chest fur tufts look like big fat tits
>>146227480He has a job, anon, and he excels at it. Do you, though?
>>146227498Yes, and I am better at it than Paulo could ever be.
>>146227413>alt endWhich of the many possible alt ends are you talking about>>146227493Daisy should shave her chest and stop pretending
>>146225190daisbandy the hsmburglar she suck your dick for dq copons or 2 mcdoubles
>>146227493Her new name is now Fur Tits
>>146224767Ha, true.>>146225339Even D is too eventful, I think. One must remember that Lucy doesn't really see or care about her female friends; I prognosticate the following:>Daisy talks while Lucy sulks and barely listens>Lucy pressures Daisy to go out with PauloAnd that's it, done. Maybe they argue or snip at each other a bit, or Lucy also has to pressure Paulo into accepting, but ultimately the chapter will be Lucy effortlessly solving her inferior friends problems.
>>146225600Roseville had a massive toxic metal spill sometime last year, please understand.
>>146227920>Lucy doesn't really see or care about her female friendsShe does see and care, but only at random. I.e., whenever Taeshi needs to remind the reader that Lucy is supposed to be a protagonist and not a completely selfish problem-causer.
>>146227283I fucking hate /co/ so much, it keeps making bursting and gore shit seem very hot...
>>146227283"Just one more hotdog, anon, pretty please?"
>>146227498Paulo's probably had more sex than that anon too and he's still in highschool lmao
>>146228030Eeeeh. Even when Lucy has conversations with her female friends, it's always framed as if she feels like it's a burden. I think (hope?) that Taeshi is trying to deliberately underline that Lucy doesn't really respect or care about her friends. We see her sighing and rolling her eyes about "having" to comfort them, talking smack about how dumb and useless they are, and dissing them in none-too-subtle ways then clamming up and yelling if they call her on it.Of course, I could be wrong, and all that's incidental, while the real authorial intent is that Lucy is a pure-hearted but troubled maiden who lovingly deigns to solve her lesser friends lesser problems. But come on, there's no way, right?
>>146229644I am forced to note how genuinely concerned Lucy looked one page ago. It seems we are meant to believe that, once in a blue moon, Lucy stops acting like a stupid selfish brat and devotes a golden minute or two toward her friends. It can be argued that she only ever does this out of guilt or a desire to boss others around.
>Lucy solves Paulo and Daisy's plot while Mike sits on the sidelines with his thumb up his assMain character btw
>>146229502nta but sex in high school sucks until spring before grad
>>146230050I think the intent is that Lucy is capable of compassion and friendship, but 99% of the time she's wrapped in her own overwrought emotions and obsessions. So she shows these slivers of affection and friendliness that are quickly buried again. She 'wants' to be a good person, but she's reflexively selfish. But I'm not clear if it's meant to be her fault, or if we're meant to feel bad for her for being traumatized and crazy.What I find interesting is that Lucy's selfishness manifests differently according to gender: With boys, she tries to be independent and leave them be, but she can't help but cling onto them as convenient. With girls, she tries to be a good friend and confidant, but can't help but disrespect and shove them away. The ways Lucy talks about her friends is subtly but intensely sexist: boys "should" be decisive and stoic and protective for her, and are wusses or jerks if they fail to meet her standards. Other girls are sluts or prudes, 'ditzy' if they're girly or 'immature' if they're tomboys.
>>146231292I think that Taeshi just wants to have her cake and eat it too. Lucy is her fursona so obviously she should have mountains of insight into the other characters. But you're also meant to feel sorry for her no matter how poorly she behaves, always having some trauma or another as a handy excuse. Your analysis of Lucy is interesting, but somehow I doubt that her creator thought about any of this so deeply. Her writing of Lucy is probably fueled by projection. Or there are indeed a number of layers to Lucy and whichever one Taeshi favors at the moment bubbles to the top as is convenient.
>>146226062AAHHHHH MIKE YOU STUPID FUCK
>>146231292When did Lucy treat a girl as immature for being a tomboy? I don’t remember that. Also are there any tomboys in the cast aside from Amaya?
>>146230408>not getting involved in Paisy bullshitBased Mike, making all the right choices.
>>146232671Yeah, nothing more based than a character not impacting their own story
>>146232925>Paisy>impactFucking kek
>>146232963PxD takes up most of the comic since volume 5, are you just pretending to be stupid
>>146233073>choosing to die on Retard HillToday you learn that drawn out padding isn't actually important lol
>>146233116>PxD taking up most of the last ten years of content doesn't matter because you're brain damaged Well, good luck with that I guess
>>146233156>PxD taking up most of the last ten years of content doesn't matter because it's a checkbox formality that everyone can see comingFixed that for you.
>>146233116>Paulo and Daisy is the largest plot in the comic but it doesn't count because it doesn't have Lucy in it
>>146233167How is any of that relevant at all lmao, you really are retardedThe quality of the storyline doesn't change anything
>>146233073Your take is retarded. Paulo was Rachel's boy toy for the entirety of Volume 5 and for the first half of Volume 6. The first non-platonic signs between him and Daisy have only appeared in Guest of Honor (Volume 6), but they have had a terrible argument in the very next chapter, so I don't think it really counts. Paulo's been too busy with Lucy's return in Volume 6 anyways.In reality, PauloxDaisy truly kicks off in Moments Apart, seven years ago. It's relatively recent for BCB.
>>146233172Who said anything about Lucy?>>146233182I just explained to you how it's not a story, just a narrative obligation. Please try to keep up, I can't afford to stay up all night spoonfeeding you basic knowledge.
>>146233215You didn't explain anything you're just stomping your feet and saying it doesn't count because you're too much of a mongoloid to follow a furry comics storylineIdk how you manage to live life being too retarded for BCB
How is this comic still going?
>>146233227Kek you're the one who started hurling insults and now you're throwing fit because someone didn't swallow your horseshit. Have you ever considered blowing your dignity over a better comic?
>>146233190>It's not about Paulo and Daisy because they're not dating yetYou have to make this retarded claim to not have to deal with 3 of the first 4 chapters of volume 5 revolving around Paulo and Daisy, the first, third and fourth chapters plots diverging to justify them having long scenes together doesn't count because! It just doesn't!Good point anon!
>>146233267No one actually gives a fuck about the turbo beta couple, anon. Stop having a stroke over it.
>>146233252I mean I don't lose anything by humiliating retards online, why would I care if you're this sensitiveLast response since you're clearly either mentally handicapped or desperately trying to keep this shitty thread alive by pretending to be dumb
>>146233073>If Paulo and Daisy talk it's a Paisy chapterRetarded...
>>146233280And the world's most pathetic concession goes to:
>>146233282>i care so little that i'll post to make sure you know how little i care!Have a good one, piss britches lol
>>146233299You, obviously.
>>146233267My brother in Christ, what are you trying to achieve? You know you are arguing in bad faith. Volume 5 does indulge in Paulo and Daisy's interactions, but they are all purely platonic. Otherwise you'd have to argue that chapter about Paulo trying to restore AbbeyxDaisy is actually a PauloxDaisy chapter.Only in Guest of Honor they start to blush at each other, until Abbey violently, albeit effectively, puts an end to this adultery. This delays PauloxDaisy for yet another volume. It has started in Moments Apart, Volume 7, and you know, anon. Or should I say "Suit"?
>>146233338>suitNaw, he's just some random retard who keeps trying to stir shit up with bad faith arguments (usually aimed at Mike, presumably out of envy) every few threads. He's not very smart so it's easy to to fuck him back.
>>146233338>Otherwise you'd have to argue that chapter about Paulo trying to restore AbbeyxDaisy is actually a PauloxDaisy chapterIt is, are you being intentionally dense or do you actually think that chapter was for Abbey's benefit when he was summarily booted from the comic as soon as him and Daisy broke up?You have this autistic perception of what it means to be PxDcentric, where they have to clearly state their romantic goals for it to count when the entire plot of these chapters is to showcase Paulo and Daisy's relationship>There is no such thing as build up to a ship, it either exists romantically or it doesn't, and all those pior dozens of pages spent solely on their relationship is just coincidence>Or should I say "Suit"?Oh, it's the discord reject that thinks everyone is suitcase or taeshi oops
>>146233389>this much autism over Worst ShipBoy you need better hobbies
>>146233383>it's easy to to fuck him backWhat did he mean by this?
>>146233401Probably that anon is easily pissed off, given how this thread has played out.
>>146233411How does "easy to fuck him back" mean that, is this some third world thing?
>>146233423The context seems pretty obvious to me.
Lucy should take Daisy out to the club rather than take her to Burgertron. At Burgertron she'll just remind Daisy that Paulo will always be interested more in Lucy than anyone else, in the club they can satisfy their carnal desires withput guilt and get over fryer boy together
>>146233445>Daisy embraces her newfound bisexuality >hits on Lucy despite low key hating her>boy-neurotic Lucy tries to wave it off>quickly loses her patience and flips the fuck out>leaves fuming>Daisy feels like even more of a desperate whore
>>146233389> There is no such thing as build up to a shipShips tend to be more solid when they have a friendship in their foundation, but it doesn't mean that every friendship only meant to provide a basis for a ship.Paulo and Daisy did bond as a friends a lot in Volume 5. Is it a PauloxDaisy shipping already? Should have we been anticipating this ship for 10 years? No. They are main characters and there's value in simple exploration of their friendship, even without the future ship. It's interesting. You, on the other hand, argue that without this pairing there would be no point to concentrate at their relationship at all. As if they weren't the oldest characters of this immensely long comic. A lot of characters bond in this comic, anon. You need to hint at a romantic tension in order to get the ship started, otherwise… they're just friends.
>>146233599They've been established to have feelings for each other since volume 1, Paulo was going to confess to Daisy after Acapulco, unless you genuinely thought Abbey/Rachel were endgame despite how clearly doomed they were, it should've been incredibly obvious why Paulo and Daisy were having those longwinded conversations about how much they care for each other more than anyone else.>The story just spends all it's time having two friends fellate each other for no reason, and then coincidentally it swerves into them being romantic
>>146233910Okay, I know you meant Abbey and Rachel to Daisy and Paulo respectively, but now I wonder how slut doggo and the second tallest cat in the comic would do together. Rachel would probably provide better mental and moral help than fluffy Paulo apologizer did, plus Aaron and Molly would bond pretty well
