Will be making object show like drawings based off of the icons in this gallery https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.deviantart.com%2Frobynhillzoneact25%2Fgallery%3Fq%3DDeath%2BbattleSo request below Also they are releasing episodes every 3 weeks now?
I don't know about all that but SHITrump will get no diffed today.
Kamala negs
>GojoLeave him to me.
>>146230048Jobs to Namor's tiny dick
>>146230080Gojo does indeed job to Namor's Tiny Dick.
Popeye has energy transduction it's over for everyone.
u mad
Cell is fucked
>>146230132Should have been a real episode. The song would be kino.
Oopsie
>>146230121lightning is not energy, anon
>>146230180Yeah, lightning is plasma
>>146230151Nothing is stopping it from becoming an episode later
>>146230132Fucked as in how bored he will be being put against such a fodder.
Will draw death battle scenarios based on the gallery that was posted in the OP
>>146230235Cell would get atomized instantaneously from a Chaos Control + Energy Blast. He simply has no resistance to Time Stop and Metal Sonic has more than enough power to destroy him entirely.
>>146230264I can't tell if you're shitposting or not.
>>146230283Is there a difference when you are in a death battle thread?
>>146230264>He simply has no resistance to Time StopHe has Piccolo's blood
Based on the op post
>>146230324Am I forgetting something? How does Piccolo's blood give him Time Stop resistance?
HOT MILF EATING BEANS
>>146230347Hol Up. I am having an episode. I thought Kami created the H. Time Chamber.But I seem to be wrong. Its creation was never properly explained.
>>146230417Even if he did, Piccolo's blood was obtained before he fused with Kami, so there would be little reason to carry over such a feat. Especially when it is highly likely that it would be an ability that Warrior-Type Namekians wouldn't be able to use, much like the Dragon Balls.
>>146230283no really since Cell has a pretty straight forward cap in power as he peaks at Solar System and never returned to scale to higher stuff
>>146230398Joel is the weakest Vinesauce.
>>146230506He caps out at Wasp-Level. Where does Vinny scale?
>>146230500You're joking, right? Metal Sonic isn't even city level.
DRAWFAG REQUESTS ARE OPEN(See op post)
>>146229991>Also they are releasing episodes every 3 weeks now?Seems like it. Though I'm guessing they'll take a holiday break and begin the schedule once 2025 starts.>>146230132What the hell is this vtuber bullshit?
>>146230532Metal was able to match Modern Sonic, who scales to Universal+, without entering his final form.
>>146230417Even if that was the case, the Time Chamber isn't a Time STOP it's a Time DILATION.
>>146230593LMFAO no. No one in Sonic even reaches planet level.
>>146230618Time Eater consumed all of spacetime (includes multiple timelines, as seen with the inclusion of Crisis City in whitespace) Super Sonic and Super Classic Sonic beat him. This doesn't mean modern Sonic in base is that powerful, just that at the very minimum the verse reaches universal.
>>146230680Time Eater didn't do any of that, otherwise everyone would be dead.
>>146230689Kill yourself
>>146230618Dark Gaiabros…
>>146230715>"AIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE HELP ME SHADOW-SAMA, THIS ARK BASE IS THE SIZE OF A SMALL TOWN! I CAN'T MOVE IT ON MY OWN AGHHHHHHH!">"I'M HERE SONIC- AIIIIIIEEEEEE IT'S TOO MUCH *gasps for air* I-I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT *falls to earth* MUHRIAAAAAA..."
>>146230563draw Marine The Raccoon soloing the Marioverse
>>146230745>Using a feat after they fought the final boss of SA2, which would logically wear them out.>Using SA2 scaling for post-Generations sonic>Equating lifting strength to APCellbros... we lost...
>>146230780>T-they were sleepy-weepyNot stated anywhere in the game. In fact, Sonic wasn't tired at all afterwards.Sonic didn't get any stronger between then and Generations.
>>146230792Sonic beat Perfect Chaos in base in Generations. Shadow beat Metal Overlord (from Heroes) in base in Shadow Generations. Sonic beat Shadow in Shadow Generations. Sonic has objectively gotten stronger.
>>146230132Wouldn't Chaos be a better match up?
>>146230818Metal Chaos absorbs biodata and obtains a perfect form similar to Chaos and Cell. I think Metal Sonic works better.
>>146230830*Metal Sonic absorbs biodata
>>146230812No they haven't. The writing has just gotten worse, hence why Metal and Chaos are now jobbers who can't beat anyone.
>>146230839Kill yourself.
>>146230839Powerscaling is retarded for most series anyways. According to Forces, Chaos 0 is stronger than Perfect Chaos.
>>146230839Explain with actual reasoning why the characters can not get stronger as the games go on.
>>146230839to be fair, both statements>Sonic has gotten strongerand>writing has gotten worsecan be true - they are not mutually exclusive. it may be stupid, but it can't be helped
>>146230839>Still no argument against SSJ2 Goku capping out at 2000 tons.Cell can't even handle half of Space Colony Ark like Shadow could lmao.
>>146230851What does SHITfinite have to do with JOBnic?>>146230861They can, but Sonic isn't one of them.
>>146230871Cell can just blow it up with a finger.
>>146230872That is Sonic's dialogue you fucking dolt.https://youtu.be/9M8zDzD90zQ?&t=191
>>146230854>Powerscaling is retarded Could've just ended that sentence there
>>146230884>dbtard not understanding the pointI forgot you retards can't read.
>>146230015>>146230028The cheatforce is too strong to beat.
>>146230854I mean if you use Battle then Chaos 0 can contend with the cast of that game just fine despite being a weak jobber
>>146230908?The point was that Super Sonic struggled to handle the ARK with help. Reminder that they couldn't DESTROY it, but had to move it back. Cell would just blow it up.
>>146230924>Reminder that they couldn't DESTROY itNever stated. Why would they want to destroy the place that their friends are currently on? Retard. Super Sonic could easily destroy it.
>>146230924why would they destroy it when their friends are on it?
actually doesn't Sonic Riders have some black hole feat?
>>146230942Super Sonic couldn't even destroy the tiny lizard with its butt attached to the tip of the nose. He's weak as fuck boi
>>146230942>"T-they t-totally co-"Why have they never destroyed anything on that scale then, moron? SHITdow couldn't even destroy Black Doom's base and needed the Eclipse Cannon to do it.>>146230944Why couldn't they teleport their friends out then blow it up?
real downplayer hours
>>146230960Yes, but only for the hoverboards that Tails and Wave built
>>146230981DownplayerCHADS run this joint
>>146230563Bardock killing Omniman in base
>>146230981you misspelled Real Literate Hours
>>146230981>"Why will no one buy my Sonic fanfcition? :'("
>>146230974>Why have they never destroyed anything on that scale then, moron?Why would Sonic, someone who loves nature and despises killing, ever destroy something that large knowing the consequences?>Why couldn't they teleport their friends out then blow it up?Sonic had only just learned Chaos Control, and the Chaos Emeralds were currently being used for their Super form.
could Sonic beat Kratos (Gameplay Only)?
>>146230986>I'm the fastest thing alive-AIEEEEEEEEEE WAIT NO CHADAILS AND STACYVE DON'T OUTSPEED ME WITH HOVERBOARDS YOU BUILT IN YOUR GARAGES AHHHHHHHHHH
>>146231011>WAIT NO CHADAILS AND STACYVE DON'T OUTSPEED ME WITH HOVERBOARDS YOU BUILT IN YOUR GARAGES AHHHHHHHHHH? Sonic running mogs the riders boards. Are you retarded?
>>146231022Maybe in SLOWnic's chili dog induced foodcoma dreams.
What episode of Death Battle fits this image best?
>>146231006Oh nice, so he wouldn't even destroy an apocalyptic meteor because he loves nature and shit?Wow, that definitely doesn't sound like cope!
>>146231037>T. Jet
>>146230981Overcorrecting for wank is more tolerable than wanking everything at this point.
>>146231022Sonic literally gets speedblitzed and trashed by Jet when Jet is on his hoverboard and Sonic is on two feet.You're a FRAUD and Sonic is a BITCH.
>>146231056>so he wouldn't even destroy an apocalyptic meteorWhen has there ever been an apocalyptic meteor in Sonic? Unless you are referring to Ark, which again, his friends were on.
>>146231066sonic after he VORES your heralds, and turns them into FLAB on his BODY to WORK OFF
>>146231072>Sonigger doesn't understand hypotheticalsReal low IQ hours
>>146231082Cell has never blown up so much as a city, so he isn't even city level.
>>146231090You joke but this is true. Every highscale Dragon Ball feat is an outlier.
>>146229991What death battle did you reckon the characters were most OOC?
>>146231063There are no casual universe busters.Nobody is FTL in combat.
>>146230132why doesn't Metal Sonic just transmute Cell, trap him in a TV, or send him to the past like my hero the CHADgic GODbus?
>>146231097Ah, I see. Well actually all of these characters are fictional so they have no destructive power at all.
>>146231103>There are no casual universe busters.Zeno from DBS.>Nobody is FTL in combat.Wally West
>>146231099Johnathon Joestar killing a child is hilariously fucked upMight Guy vs All Might having a lethal sparring match
>>146231103TRVKE
>>146231009See, the problem with Kratos is that he's just a really strong guy if he doesn't have his equipment. Even then his strength is not that big of deal because he had to literally pray to Ares to save him from some random barbarian chief. If you allow Kratos to have his god powers (beginning of GoW II for an example), it becomes a never-ending battle because both could fight and go at it literally for ever. If you allow Kraots to have equipment that would level the playing field, like the boots of Hermes, then you would have to allow him to have ALL of his equipment, and you would have to give Sonic the chaos emeralds to make things fair. Now the fight comes down to if Kratos can hit Sonic, even then I'm not sure if it'll do anything because Shadow was able to survive falling from space. TL; DR: IDK.
>>146231103This is the only most stories in popular verses can make sense. Otherwise, the plots would be over before they even begin if the main cast were as powerful as their wanked fanfic versions.
>>146231011>>146231022https://youtu.be/6o8IfhPz1dg?t=52>Sonic is onesidedly trying to fight jet to get the chaos emerald back, but Jet hasn't even noticed him>Jet easily swerves him without breaking a sweat and Sonic can't even react in time>Sonic pursues on foot, but is too slow to catch Wave's boards and needs Tails' board to catch up, Tails' board is visibly 10x faster than Sonic's running speed>Jet still mogs him and leaves Sonic kissing the pavement"YoU'rE sUpPoSsEd To Be ThE fAsTeSt ThInG aLiVe???"
>>146231121Who's Zeno? I've seen all of Dragon ball and never heard of him. When does he appear in Daima?
>>146231145VSBWbros...
>>146231150lol
>>146231099Literally all of them.
>>146231150Outerversal Hoverboards pls understand
this episodes ending is shit because consuming Unicron wouldn't permanently kill Unicron thanks to his multiversal singularity existence, it should've just ended with Galactus using the Ultimate Nullifier on Unicron erasing him from all universes and also resulting in all Transformers being erased as a result thanks to his origins, no need to go pussy mode go full spite you cowards
>>146231150>Jet swerves sonic standing still.>Sonic chases him on the board for the competition of it.>Even hear him yell "ooh new competition!" at the end.Sonic trying to outrun him would be a shitstomp. It's about the competition of it for Sonic at that point.
>>146231077Sonic runs in a circle so fast you get whirred in and he works off all of the fat you added in a single jog session
>>146231121>Wally West
>>146231195FTL street level humans
>>146231195>Doesn't believe in immeasurable speed Black CatWhat can we do with you?
>>146231187Sonic chases him to get the chaos emerald he stole. Sonic jumped down from a building trying to block Jet's way. Sonic couldn't block Jet, because Jet is just so much faster than Sonic.
>>146231205>Black CatImmeasurable speed Spiderman scaling?
>>146231187>Sonic trying to outrun him would be a shitstompexcept for when he DID try to outrun him, and couldn't cause he's a slow bitch
>>146231220>DID try to outrun himlol didn't happen dbtard
reminder that Buzz SHITyear has never won a single fight in the entire Toy Story series, 3 doesn't count since he was mind controlled in that
>>146231224>wahhhh gimme back my emeroowd>i-i'm totally holding back btw!!!Keep coping, Sonicblob
>>146231195Speedsters are inherently stupid
>>146231150>>146231224>wants the emerald>can't get the emerald>board is clearly faster than him runningIt's over. Well technically it was always over.
>>146231219>SpidermanHe's even faster than his Hyphen now.
>>146231009Depends how much Kratos is holding back. If 100% holding back yes, if 99.9% no.
>>146231103Jojobros...no that nobody is consistently FTL we might have a chance...
>>146231248>Wants the emerald>Knows he can get it>Wants to participate in a competition because he loves competition
>>146231202>>146231205>>146231247Explain this
>>146231287That inaccessible speed bullet solos your favorite verse btw
>>146231011>Chadails and Stacyve can outrun an actual black hole>sonic got speedblitzed by that wisp explosions which wasn't even a black holeI see no lie
>>146231285He tried to ambush and block Jet in the road to get it, but couldn't because Jet is faster than him and just swerved him like a slow chump.
>>146231287That was the Boundless Bullet. A real DC Fan knows about it.
>>146231287Lex corp standard issue, technologically enhanced super battle rifle designed to tag meta humans. This particular bullet was designed to ride of the kinetic energy released by the speed force and propels it at greater speeds towards the target like a sling shot. You're welcome :)
>>146231311You don't block someone by moving. And if someone goes around you standing still they aren't necessarily faster than you.
>>146231322You block someone by getting in their way, which Sonic tried and failed, because he's slow and Jet swerved him easily.
Sonic? Can't even react to a hoverboard.
>>146231187>Sonigger cope"FTL" huh? Kek. Can't even beat a damn bird on a hoverboard.
Kratos? Canonically Infinite Speed.
That fucking dogsled Kratos needs to get anywhere? Faster than Sonic.
>>146231354>>146231358My HERO
>>146231350It was a MTFL hoverboard and MTFL police cars, pls understand
>>146231354...at least he WAS. Now he is slow and fat he can't even jump.
>>146231278you can't hold back in gameplay you retard, if you're going to do the joke then do it correct
>>146231043Unironically Johnathan Vs Tanjiro.
There isn't a single speedster that's not a fraud.
>>146230969>he never did an only Sonic run of the Final Hazard
>>146231382Kratos can.>jokeAs if.It's canonically the reason he has a spartan rage mode in gamneplay he can switch on permanently if the enemy does something to really piss him off
>>146231397Does skipping through time count as being fast?
I'm not going to Sugarcoat it Fatesissies, Gil isn't the only one that will end up Gaped by a 2hu
>>146230974>Why couldn't they teleport their friends out then blow it up?Moving it is literally simplest option.
>>146231382>you can't hold back in gameplay you retard,You absolutely can. If you only use the Blade of Chaos and none of Kraots's magic or other weapons, or restrict yourself to square, square, triangle only, I'd say that counts as holding back.
Kratos would unironically compete better with other characters if you removed all wank for all characters across the board.
>>146231382Kratos' gameplay usually he only lets you rage out for 5 secondsKratos' gameplay when Atreus is in danger makes you permanently invincible and no enemy in the game can even damage you
SONICBROS HELP THIS IS AN EMERGENCY
>>146231469Wall level Kratos just has to compete with other wall level characters in that case
>>146231469...if you unfairly allow Kratos to keep his extra weapons and equipment
>>146231491Lmao! Immeasurable Hoverboard pls understand
>>146231491haaahahahahahahhahahgahahahaand once again, Mario is faster than Sonic
>>146231491HOLY FUARK!This hoverboard would BLITZ even BARRY ALLEN...
>>146231491>>146231526we have to cover this up immediately. we can't let Death Battle know, it will be the end of us bros
>>146231519Name a single Mario speed feat that doesn't come from a power up.
>>146231491Kill Yourself
>>146231535jumping over MFTL++ goombas
lmao
Yhwach vs. Kaguya?
>>146231556NO... NOOOO!!!!
>>146231556>Mario jobs to schizophrenia LOLSonic could lift that boulder btw
>>146231491>Noncanon manual
>>146231556that rock? stronger than the thin rock walls Sonic cannot get through in Sonic 3, but Knuckles can.Those thin rock walls? Tails can also punch through them in Tails Adventure
>>146231584>written by SEGACanon manual. about a Canon weakling.
>>146231604Outerversal rocks
Death Battle Facts:Superman at his weakest >>> Goku at his strongestMario at his most downplayed >>> Sonic at his most wankedHal, and anyone who can timetravel >>> Ben with infinite preptime
>>146231660also Any Superman expy >>> entire dragonballverseOmniman didn't even need Omnipotus scaling
>>146231604Sonic can punch through metal
>>146231688Ha! Maybe if it’s whatever tinfoil eggman makes robots ofWhen it’s the ironbars of a prison cell Sonic gets on his knees and cries and begs Amy to let him out
>>146231705>>146231705Meanwhile, Mario can't do anything without power ups, tools, or equipment. He's just a fat, useless, middle-aged loser that gets carried. Even Princess Peach is more useful on her own without outside help or tools.
>>146231556If you play the game you'll know those are boundless rocks
>>146231660>>146231678You forgot Jojo beats everything you listed
>JOBnipotus>JOBni-manBejita victims.
>>146231786sit down, pup
>>146231556MARIOXIRS EMERGENCY DISCORD MEETING RIGHT NOW
>>146231782That also means Persona/SMT is the strongest verse BTW
KINGtos??? Can outrun hoverboards and punch rocks into dust.
>>146231808>a consistently sub planet level setting is the strongest setting on DB and surpasses everything else that appeared on the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xuXkVzBdJQRE is boundless and solos all of vidya
>>146231766This thread may be a glorified hideaway for nerds that would argue their favourite character is the strongest and can beat your favourite character while the rest of kids are busy playing during recess, but none of are lame enough to own the glorified Fischerprice tablet that is the N*ntendo Sw*tch.
>>146231829Chris CHADfield destroys Kratos, Mario and Sonic
>>146231786It's true....
>>146231815Nope. Even with the Boots of Hermes, Zeus is still faster than him
>>146231786>Bejita literally can’t beat anyone in his weight class>Has to go against weaker series just to feel completeLMAO
>>146231853Kratos was holding back due to the mental block before unlocking the power of Hope.
>>146231829Chris Redfield effortlessly mogs the entire Justice League btw
KIIIIIIINGTOOOOOOS!!!
Wait…there’re people here who can’t break boulders???
Bejita has defeated Gigi in bed.
>>146231733>Meanwhile, Mario can't do anything without power ups, tools, or equipment. He's just a fat, useless, middle-aged loser that gets carried. Even Princess Peach is more useful on her own without outside help or tools.Every extreme Mario feat is in base form. Even when fighting opponents Sonic would need the Super Sonic form.
I'm sorry libsisters, but the Donald is going to grab us all by the pussy...it's over...
Boulders solo composite fiction.
>Sabretooh>Cheetah>Grimmjow>Risotto NeroLucci Mane victims
Kratos? Can BARELY keep up with Zeus even with all of his busted equipment.
>>146232076Kratos? Canonically holding back because he is wracked with guilt over his wife.
James Sunderland? Town level
Kratos? Slower than a stupid, overweight, and drunk Thor. This Kratos can’t even jump anymore btw.
Kratos? A Boundless Beast.
>>146232124Holding back. Thor literally says so
>>146232124If Kratos jumped he would've destroyed the universe with the amount of force he produced
>>146232080
Which one is more boundless Kratos or Doomslayer
>>146232154Doomslayer died after killing God but Kratos can never die
>>146232132He's absolutely NOT holding back. He's literally struggling tooth and nail to push Thor back, and even LOSES the struggle.
>>146232154Doomslayer is canonically outerversal
>>146232163Kratos has literally died in all three of the original GoW games.
>>146232170Uhhhh...Kratos is pretending to hold back to not hurt Thor's feelings you see
>>146232178and yet he's still here. Hmm.>>146232170Thor fucking keeps saying "please please actually try, you're legendary and i can tell you're not even trying at all compared to how you used to be"
>>146231182They had Galactus bring out the nullifier early and Unicron "steal" it as a way of doing a blatant fake out even though the result was obvious.If Unicron "killed" Galactus before popping the nully no one would've bought it
>>146232170after he "loses" thor shocks him back up specifically because he wanted Kratos to fight him with 100%, and he could tell Kratos wasn't even trying 1%
KINGtos scales to multiversal thor even while not even trying. KINGtos has tried to let himself die many times but not even the god of death himself can keep KINGtos down, and the Power of HOPE will resurrect KINGtos no matter what. KINGtos has destroyed many conceptual abstract entities and still his power only grows for he is a Boundless Beast.
>>146232214>his power grows>boundless
>>146231491>Bowser steals Eggman's Riders scooter>mogs him in speedTell me why this wouldn't work.
>>146232220Truly the scale of Kratos' power defies our mortal understandings
>>146232234Sonic can't outrun a scooter but Eggman can (Sonic 3)
>Kratos at < 1% manages to give Thor a good fightHoly shit...
NO NO NO NO ON MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND SAID KAMALA WAS GOING TO WIN THIS CANNOT BE HAPPEING THE NAZI CHUDS CANNOT WIN!
anon is getting cucked by a democrat....
If Donald Trump wins Simon will be murdered by black lantern Nia.
After Kratos stomps Asura, they'll redo the Spawn match and have Kratos win.
>>146232316Weaktos will get obliterated by ChadsuraTrvst
Here is Kratos “not holding back” btw
Hey, how come Japanese heroes are more fun to follow then American ones?
>>146232344I genuinely feel like Xena Warrior Princess could mog both these guys at once. lol
>>146232339TRVTH NVKE
>>146232344this is him still holding back btw
>>146232344Kratos will show off his true power next game you'll see
If Donald Trump wins Simon will be murdered by Kyle who resurrects Nia with his White Lantern powers but then also resurrects Kamina and so Simon loses all his spiral powers when he watches Kamina cuck him again
>>146232357Japanese heroes have consistent scaling. SHARTtern “heroes” go from tanking nukes to getting beat up by some random guy on the street the next issue.
>>146232372Kratos transcends concepts and abstracts, if he used 100% of his power the fight would leave the console and enter our world
>>146232365Kratos would've one shot that guy btw
>>146232344>Thor throws Kratos at the ground>not even a scratch>on the ground
>>146232365This is literally the equivalent of one dust speck in Kratos’ setting
>>146232074>NeroUh, one of these things is not like the other.
>>146232407The earth in GOW contains seperate infinite multiverses each contained in their own countries. That ground is the equivalent of 1 infinite universe within an infinite multiverse
>>146232372There will be no next GoW game.
>>146232432Kratos is so powerful he'll ascend past the boundaries of fiction and reality to make his own game.
Kratos is totally holding back btw
>>146232449Thor literally says Kratos is holding back while you fight him
Bowser vs Eggman should end with the loser not dying and instead the winner invites him on another trip to London.
>>146232479Half of these should end with the winner sparing the loseronly CHADrage and CHADby doo are capable of doing so
I was captured by the ruskies in ukraine last week and after they disarmed us and stole our rations they were gonna shoot me and all my friends in a ditch,that’s when i touched the GOW 2018 game case i keep in my breastpocket, keeping faith it would give me the strength of a Boundless Beast like its namesake as it always hasSuddenly in that moment, in the blink of an atom before they could pull their triggers, Kratos transcended the fictional dimensions themselves - leaping out of my GoW disk towards my would-be-killers - and splattered them all as shapeless red gore among the woods by flying at them at infinite speeds. I thank Kratos, for he has taught me the strength of a warrior
>>146232459>H-He was holding back
How many dicks will Kamala have to suck after her crushing defeat?
>>146232540Yes. Now post what he says after kratos gets shocked back up
>>146232570U-uh, uhm, uhhhh…..>*skedaddles*
>>146232575Such is the fate for every Kratos-denier
Kratos voted for Trump.
*bowser puts on super crown*bowser: im gonna break your pelvis egghead~
>>146232570Kratos was killed and revived by Thor there. That WEBM happens before this one>>146232540
>>146230132>>146230818Cell has dozens of "perfect lifeform" type opponents at this point. Feels really up in the air what they'll go with at this point.
>>146229991How powerful is a Homer Simpson and what he scale to?
>>146232708homers unironically outerversal
>>146232708>>146232716The Chicken is more durable than both Homer and Peter.
>>146232607>Kratos will force you to fight for IsraelB-B-BASED
>The Power Cosmic is canonically a worse fuel source than Propane gas
>The jobber cosmic loses to Hank Hill
>>146232880>>146232888Is that a…Hoverboard? Faster than Sonic.
>>146232742Peter has fortnite scaling
>>146232906It's actually a cosmic surf board powered by sweet lady propane. Yep, you won't find a cleaner buring flying surfboard.
>Silver Surfer jobbed to Mexicans>Goku commands the entire country of Mexico at his whim
>>146232951Why does capeshit love humiliating white males so much?
>>146232951>Hank Hill defied Mexicans and jumped the boarder
>>146232968Of course, Hank is a registered Republican
Trump won. Mexico lost.
>>146231151Daima? My heroes never turned into toddler infants. Must've been made by a man whose mind rapidly deteriorated in his old age.
>>146233036I tell yea I hate, Nancy. it's a beautiful day, yay!
>>146232124>>146232132>>146232170Man the devs REALLY disliked kratos to have him be done like that by a fat drunk red neck after beating all those fit gods back in olympus lol.
>>146232170He just intentionally let Thor kill him, bro.
>>146233184yeah this is the thing I'll never understand. Thor makes a big stink about wanting to fight the real Kratos, the old Kratos. But then he stomps his head and he dies...Are we meant to believe he legit just let himself be killed because...fuck it? His son, his safety and all that is just..."meh fuck it I guess I'll die' lol
>>146233184>>146233200The Power of Hope would have resurrected him regardless, Thor just did it himself to save time
>>146233327>headcanon
>>146233363
>>146233274Giorno's wet dreams
>>146233373This is what I did to all KINGtos deniers in my city. They have since converted and seen the light
>>146233385Ares fuck off
Vegetation is number one strongest.
>>146233493>fanfiction slop
>>146233493...diaper shitter
You think Speedy will rig the fight for Bowser like he did with Bill? He did wank Bowser pretty high when he did Bowser vs Frieza.
>>146233565how high
