>"This is a rescue mission."
Bump if you're reading.
Bump I am reading.
I like this series a lot but I feel like it's gonna be a lot more obnoxious after today
>>146243682>>146243684>The most zen enlightened character is also the most horrible as a personI really like this trope a lot
>>146243708So is Fat Cobra supposed to also mean Fat Man (as in the bomb) in this context?
>>146243738Say it with me nowTASTESLIKECHICKEN
>>146243734>>146243738>referencing ultimatum of all things Damn.
>>146243708Hey, I'm a Prince of Meltdowns too
>>146243747Not a surprisePeople have mentioned it before but this iteration of the Ultimates feels like the antithesis of the original 1610 UltimatesThough I have to wonder if Deniz Camp snickered when he wrote that part
>>146243674So that is 616 America, she looks so fine here. When did the torch join I don't think I saw the whole thing?
>>146243762>When did the torch join I don't think I saw the whole thing?FCBD story IIRC
And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.
>>146243689Only 15 that's not even mountain level
>>146243767inb4 ultimates Ironheart
>>146243767That was unexpected
>>146243767I bet Kang will be Ultron
>>146243743Uh
>>146243674Wait, when did they get the Human Torch?
>>146243738NO!!! PLEASE!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!!! IVE BEEN ALIVE FOR DECADES WITH MY CUTE LITTLE BUTT!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE TODAY!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!MY TINY BUTTHOLE! MY CUTE LITTLE VAGINA!!!! NO!!!! ITS NOT POSSIBLE, I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS! I CAN'T DIE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!I CAN'T DIE IN THIS DISGUSTING SUMO SUPERVILLAIN ITS SO GROSS AND ONLY LIVES A FEW MORE YEARS THAN ME IVE BEEN ALIVE FOR MUCH LESS THIS CAN'T HAPPEN TO ME PLEASE PLEASE DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO MEHoly shit, holy God, this was so fucking hot. Jesus christ. Oh, just the THOUGHT of her cute superhero life being snuffed out. God damn, what do you think her final thoughts were? Do you think she pissed and shat herself in her final moments, realizing her cute, innocent superpowered life was coming to an end? I wonder if she shrieked in terror as she realized her entire life built to this sad, pathetic moment, and died in pure, unadulterated agony as she was dissolved by acids, thrashing in ungodly pain until her last moments.Deniz Camp...he GETS me!!!!Jesus, I haven't been this hard in fucking years, something about watching slutty little bitches lives ending as they get mulched into shit and gore drives me fucking wild, the waste of their potential and little bodies and warm snatches is the hottest fucking shit man i hope the game has more vore in it like this it just makes me SO HORNY FUCKNGHHH, LOOK AT HER FACE, SHE'S ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS OF HORRORTHERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING BETTER THAN WATCHING THE EXACT MOMENT SOMEONE INNOCENT REALIZES THEY ARE ABOUT TO DIE
>>146243866FCBD
>>146243867Ok retard
You just know they are going to resurrect Tony but he will come out darker and edgier.
>>146243914I think we're gonna trade Doom for Tony coming back
>>146243756>>146243767okay, so that death. What did we think of it anons? Is it a cliffhanger fakeout where they reveal they can save him next issue using some MacGuffin, or a permadeath they will milk to the level of Dark Phoenix back in the 70s, where Iron Lad becomes the Ultimates' martyr but still has lasting impacy on the rest of the team? What was Camp thinking? Also, does She-Hulk have regeneration abilities for her hand? I didn't see if that was established in the other issues.
>>146243930Well her hand is growing back in the final page
>>146243924Me think they are going to turn him into a cyborg by merging his body to his armor
>>146243930oh wait, never mind the second question, her hand is regenerating on the panel on second look...Lad tony still appears on other issue covers (even #9), so a comic-book-resurrection is very likely
>>146243762>So that is 616 AmericaI don't know if that's confirmedThey call her a temporal refugee, because apparently she came from the future where the Ultimate Guardians are from, she just has amnesia and can't remember much about her pastIt could still be main universe America with amnesia and she just spent time in the future but that seems convoluted, even for her
>>146243767Thank god it wasn’t Thor.
>>146243930No, I think Doom is going to be forced to use the Immortus Engine on Tony to teleport him back on the ship in the moment before he diedBut the upcoming Guardians issue is set in the future so we'll see if Kang is still there or not
>>146244066They are going to use the power of crabs to bring him back.
>>146243749I knows it is what it is but it's still odd how easy he falls apart after just tanking a giant punch
>>146243689>15 HiroshimasGenuinely what do they mean by this? Am I retarded or are they actually referring to 15 nukes?
>>146244202It's just another measurement of power, like how nukes are often measured in kilotons or megatons.
>>146244048I was expecting to be mad about Thor. I might actually be more mad if this isn't a fakeout
>>146243674Finally, took a while
>>146244210But it does refer to the nuke dropped on Hiroshima?
>>146244223Yes, it's fifteen times as strong as Little Boy was
>>146244223All this attacks have names
>>146244226Just seems weird to me
>>146243767>>146243930I'm just happily surprised it wasn't Hank.Only a decent issue otherwise, the anime power move listings for tiring after the third time they did it.
>>146243749I don’t understand what James Gunn had against this trope. Drax’s plan to attack the monster’s vitals from inside was sound.
ReeDoom continue to be the best part of this book
R.I.P Tony, he never scored
It was a rescue mission indeed.
>>146243763>>146243767please let it be hawkeye the ones who kill hulk
>>146244273That fact is the only reason Harry can sleep at night
In other news, Harry Osborn seems to be far more happy in the next USM issue.
>>146244255>Only a decent issue otherwise, the anime power move listings for tiring after the third time they did it.In fairness this was a thing in the Brubaker/Fraction Iron Fist
>>146243689So not only Bruce stole Danny's adjective, he also stole his iron fist.
love all the campy naming of the attacks, shit feels like's not afraid of being comics, and it kept the one and done nature even if cliff hangered.
>>146244354i am getting HULK PILLED, strenght does bring peace.
>>146243729He's th only one whose name didn't change, so it seems like it.
Also something funny I learned about:Apparently, Captain America is like ~22/24 year old since apparently he took the serum at 18 and got iced 4 years later.
>>146243727You think Jim will get an upgrade after this?
>>146244355Eh, it's more anime/manga than actual comics
>>146243689Shouldn’t 15 hiroshimas level turn her and everyone around him into nothing but ash?
>>146244413Manga and comics are two sides of the same coins. The classic Kamen Rider comics feel almost like Stan Lee's silver age Marvel stories.
How the fuck does this keep getting worse every issue?>>146243682>>146243690Ultimate did it better.
>>146244509How is this bad>Implying that the image is betterLol no, Ultimate Wolverine vs Hulk is ass
>>146243738>I wonder if Gandhi ever felt this wayWhat’s Banner’s favorite Civilization game bros?
>>146244628How can it be bad if it has coom?!?
>>146244628>Lol no, Ultimate Wolverine vs Hulk is assAbsolute shit taste. >>146244647Kys coomer.
>>146244509>>146244663t. midwit stuck in the 00s
>>146244862>you liked an good comic that is old more than a new comic that is bad what are you stuckI don't even understand what you're trying to say here. Is it really just "new good, old bad?"
I know the death won't stick, but imagine if it did.
>>146244892Ultimate Ironheart
>>146244862true boomer yells at cloud
>>146244316Tony will have the last laugh when he come back with the Immortus Engine on his chest.
>>146243756>all hope lies with DoomCamp making reference to Hickman's FF
>>146243674SEX with Sif, Wasp, America, and She Hulk
>>146245128Four chicks at the same time
>>146243767If this truly sticks I'll be surprised given how Tony seemed to be the core of all this
>>146245163Hulk's harem
>>146245251>>146244509
>>146243674Rate Iron Lad's taste for a harem
...I thought the Ultimates were just cope because of the movie rights for X-Men. Why are they still pushing this?
>>146243689>People not getting that it's a reference to Ironfist and Shang Chi always having a box naming their attacks
>>146243693Lmao Cap really wants to go back into the ice
>>146245338Composed of Joena, America and Charli?
>>146243738Ultimatum and Nuke Gandhi on one page
MAKER CHADS, WE WIN ONCE AGAIN
>>146243767Man I was not expecting that but it also kinda makes sense considering who's trapped in the Maker bubble
>>146243930Kang is obviously Iron Lad. He'll be back
>team gets transported to an enclosed space>has to fight some incredible overpowered enemy and his minions>sense of dread arises as they are stomped one by one>casualties ensues>gets transported back homeWow, they just had their first Gantz mission
>>146243767He'll have a back up AI personality ala Pete. Camps probably just setting up the Iron Lad/Vision thing from Young Avengers
>>146245509is Kang going to be Howard on a revenge mission since Tony died? No way the Maker randomly killed him within the City. He's being tortured a thousand times worse than 6160 Reed.
>>146243693Doom demonstrating the benefits of staying in your neetcave programming all day and minding your fucking business
>>146245338Not bad. Sif, She Hulk, and America all break him in half. Since America is currently amnesiac then maybe she'll forget she's a lesbian and fuck Tony or Steve or Thor or all three since she's a spicy latina harlot
>>146243668clap clap clap
Kang had waited "two" lives to fight the Maker in the citadel. Maybe this was his "first" life?
>>146245573>Ultimatie Ultimatie get in formatie>all day long you sweat and ragie>DOOM is comfy>DOOM is cool>DOOM is free from danger and rules>Ultimatie trapped and Ultimatie dies>DOOM programs, codes and thrives
>>146245584Hawkeye will give angry foot jobs while calling tony an disgusting cis white male
>>146243684>Ultimate Banner is Maestro
>>146243689>>146243708>>146243719>>146243724love these attacks half iron fist half nuclear science
>>146243756I like Hulk speech here. It basically poke fun at the heroic spirit trope where the hero wins by sheer willpower and rage.But here, its Hulk who best the Ultimates, not only because he is a far more skilled and powerful warrior, but also by being a better leader and tactician than Tony.
>>146245769Hawkeye will also cum faster than Tony once they start aggressively telling Tony to do as all wealthy whites do and ravage Hawkeye's indigenous lands.
When de we start writing smut?
>>146245817Hawkeye's they/them vagina will be quivering and quaking the moment Tony pulls out his proud 6 and a half incher
>>146245829Yes i believe this hawkeye is a bio woman and not an twink and you fags can't stop me
>>146243756I'm getting Counselor vibes. I think Camp likes McCarthy.
>>146245835This hawkeye is a woman, because she is Kate Bishop in this reality.
>>146243767Ngl, I WAS wondering how he could survive Hulk when Shulkie was out for most of the fight from one punch.Also, she seems to regenerate which is good I guess.
>>146243914 >>146243965>>146243924This clearly him realising Doom was right about time travel and start his road to becoming Kang, especially since he emphasises not playing with people's lives, referencing #1 >>146243678
>>146245113Hickman's kinda becoming what Dan Abnett became for 40k in that it's sort of this parallel canon that other writers either completely ignore or HARDCORE simp for. No in-betweens.
>>146243668This is the most obvious pitch for a trap ever.
>>146243655i love Sif
>>146246055Please forgive him, he's new at the job.
>>146245519You're supposed to think Kang is Iron Lad, but he could be the red herring.
I predict that Reed will turn Tony's armor into a life support suit, with the Immortus engine jammed in his chest.
>>146243697no portals?
The CHUDlk always wins, baby
this shit sucks, anyone who likes it is retarded
>>146246444>Issue filled with actions>Great dialogue with Hulk ripping into the Ultimates>Banger final pageNah, this issue fuck.
>>146243738GOD DAMN IT NOT AGAIN
This whole nuclear kung fu schtick is the biggest bullshit everI LOVE IT
>>146243749Oh good she's ok
I, Hulk, THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS, proudly lord over:Iron FAG, whom I easily crushed as if his puny armor were but a mere tin canHawkeye, a brown little queer whose arrows broke upon my chiseled abs like twigsThor and Sif, two ‘gods’ who jobbed to my henchmanWasp, a fine snack for my loyal vassal Fat Cobra (he TANKED her bursting out his stomach, by the way)Doom, a coward too terrified to even face me and instead hid within his neetcave as I made mincemeat of his teamJoena, whose gamma cunny I pounded so vigorously she remained mind-broken well into adulthood The Maker, who humbly surrendered his place as this world’s ruler to me
>>146243689>Ult. Hulk really is Iron FistWe know Ult. Luke Cage is gonna show up later thanks to solicits, so does this mean we'll get Ult. Danny too?>>146246309Pretty sure they only have one Immortus Engine, so I don't know if ReedDoom would be all too willing to give it up just to save Tony.
>>146246579Hulk-sama...
>>146246520K I N OINO
>>146246665>Pretty sure they only have one Immortus Engine, so I don't know if ReedDoom would be all too willing to give it up just to save Tony.Trust in Reed, he is a hero.
>>146243708Does she count as a radioactive spider?
If they had Parker he would have saved the day, btw
What's the deal with all the attacks being named
>>146247084have you never read an iron fist comic?
>>146247084it's a reference to Immortal Iron Fist
>>146247116I don't read comics. They're for nerds
>>146247124mfw I'm kinda /fit/going as cool immortal nerd hulk next year
>>146247053Peter would have gotten slaughtered.
>>146247053Peter and Harry jobbed to Wilson Fisk.
>>146247370Wilson Fisk is the strongest man alive, so no shame in that.
>>146246309I predict that Sif, Wasp, America, and She-Hulk save Tony's life by performing a mana transfer via sitting on his face one after the other while naked.
>>146243734>Tiger's beautiful daughter winning a fightImpossible
>>146243749Reed redeemed himself. He was able to make the correct calculations.
>>146247761That's Decay's Beautiful Daughter to you
>>146247838>He was able to make the correct calculations.Not if /I/ have anything to say about that; and I DO!
>>146247979fuck off cuckreed
>>146243678That first panel is insane to me, you literally got Wasp's tits in the foreground. Juan Frigeri you absolute mad lad
>>146247979>getting out of City early Not if I have anything to say about it and I do!
>>146243767He has two right hands.
>>146248119Hulk probably twisted it when he was slapping him around.
>>146248034You can't cuck a man who's literally 100% cock.>>146248081LMAO go die again nepobaby.
>>146247410Because of his weight?
>>146248119His arms got shredded, so I supposed they are twisted now.
>>146243678>>146248043Perky Ultimate titties.Ultitties, if you will.
>>146243749ah yes, the gigant strat.
>>146246520Hulk's theme should be that one TWRP song, Atomic Karate.
>>146248043Cute wasp
So Shocker is the only bad guy to show up that doesn't have a direct line to Maker, and rather is someone who looted a potential recruit of Iron Lad who died. No idea what the intended user was since he seems very Shocker with his equipment.
>>146248717Any heroes who use vibrations? Banshee maybe?
>>146243674>>146243754I like how robot like Jim is. But when he is Flame On, he has the classic human torch appearance.
>>146248210You forgot already? Of course you did! I blew your head and saw only the most flaccid greymatter out there.
>>146249007LMAO get back on the operating table Tony.
>>146249007Man, I am so happy they removes that goofy skirt.
>>146243689>
>>146246076>You can eat me or my blade>make your choice before I make it for you
>>146249314I liked the battle gown
>>146249640Well I prefer the Frigeri look! It looks less bullshit that Hitch's version.
>>146248717>>146248765Maybe Quake?I know she's an Inhuman and the Gauntlets are supposed to limit the shockwaves but different universe different rules?
>>146244879>1610 abysmal>new betterI think it's obvious THAT's what everyone who doesn't have nostalgia for that shit era means
>>146243767Hank will probably use Tony's brain pattern to create Ultron.Also, I expect a disfigured Jan.
>>146249056Ah, so you did forget! Let me remind which Tony I am. *Crack*
>>146249640Me too. Hopefully they add it back in along the line.
>>146250478>Also, I expect a disfigured Jan.Why? Her suit protected her.
>>146250703I think some may have leaked.
>>146250351Ultimate got better post-Ultimatum, especially when Hickman and Fialkov came in. Even Loeb's post-Ultimatum stuff was good.
>>146243827>>146250478Ultron is a vacuum cleaner
Red pilled Buddhist Hulk making me want to pick this up.
>>146243754>"Nothing makes one crave the status quo quite like a violent threat to it."is he right bros?
>>146251077No. Not in comics, at least.
>>146243708>world-breakerGREEN DOOORGREEEEEN DOOOOOOOR
>>146243767Just gonna share this rq
>>146243668>Please clap
>>146250880I know, but I'm sure we will get a proper Ultron, Hank is probably also turning into Yellowjacket.
>>146243767Completely insane ending, but I think I kind of love it. Deniz Camp still hasn't missed.
>>146243767And the first arc end with a bang!
>>146243749So.....if Tony gets revived does that mean Hulk technically lost more after this fight?
>>146251731He might have access to cloning tech and such, so probably not.
>>146251158Enough with the green door already
>>146251572We're apparently getting a Punisher militia issueI'm kind of anxious how it's gonna turn outI don't mind the commentary and even Ennis called out the idea of vigilantes being inspired by Frank to do their own lunacy but Punisher commentary done bad is unbearable
>>146251731It depends on the powers they got. We do see She-Hulk's hand regenerate. If Fat Cobra has that there's a slim chance unless Camp says he doesn't, on twitter
>>146250854No. Hickman's Ultimates was the only good one of the ones you mentioned and that fell apart after he left
>>146243727Really curious what Charli is thinking right nowThey're like, the only normal human with barely any armor in this fight
>>146251762>>146251857>Fat Cobra comes back>Immediately wants seconds
>>146251875The armor that matter in fiction is plot armor.
>>146251875Probably glad they specialize in ranged attacks since direct attacks would have been death
>>146243727>Burn damn you! Burn!This fight was a one-sided slaughter but this line here probably sold it best for me of just how outclassed The Ultimates were Hulk and Sif being their best fighters and still getting one-shotted once an opening was available being a close second
>>146251868What was wrong with Fialkov's run?
>>146251810no!tetragammatron is lifetetragammatron is love
Calling it nowBanner will replace Fat Cobra with Danny Rand
>>146251875>They
>>146251572>Deniz Camp still hasn't missed.Hasn't hit either.
>>146252073Nah, Maker probably delayed Danny's plane, if not blew it up way before K'un-lun.
>>146243719>The MaestroDoes Banner already use that alias, is this foreshadowing, or is just a nod?
>>146243674What an absolute dogshit lineup
>>146251810Well this is the Immortal Hulk we're dealing with here.
>>146252302Who'd you prefer?You got Cap, Hawkeye, Tony, Thor, the bugs, etc
As much as I like this Hulk, it kind of sucks that Banner always ends up being an antagonist in alt universes.
>>146243754I honestly think Banner could have soloed the whole team by himselfIt looks like he's barely even trying
>>146246520Looked up reviews>Also don't use war crimes as power scalinglol
How mindbroke is Camp gonna be after the Trump win?
>>146252600>>Also don't use war crimes as power scalingKek. Now I want to see them fight someone like Red Skill>Furnace Blast (15 Holocausts)>Zyklon B-Reath
>>146243754>Sif getting kicked in the pussy
>>146252662>15 Holocausts15 times 0 is still 0
>>146252718It's more the idea that counts.
>>146247124Stop involving yourself in discussions about comics then you useless putz.
>>146252636We already got MidasWhat else is there to say
>>146252792He's a terrible writer. I'm sure he's gonna have lots of terrible things to say.
>>146252662>15 HolocaustsThat's Professor X's attackhttps://youtu.be/ZU-5-jwIQPU?feature=shared
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What if Carol didn't blow herself up and was with them during this fight?
>>146248165>>146248286If his hand was just twisted, you'd be seeing the palm on the front hand. The one in the background look correct as it is.
>>146252917Then she'd be the person who gets defeated to show how powerful opponents are.
>>146243752kek
>>146252956This
>>146243674When did they get the human torch?
>>146253351Free Comic Book Day issue. He was in storage and they took him because unlike the others he isn't as dead as human corpses.
>>146253351free comic book day issueReally want to how ultimate NicKKK Fury grapples with his old war buddy leading the ultimates against him
>>146252917She'd be sad Tony died and rub clams with America, Lejori, Wasp, and Sif to cheer them up.
>>146253479Either calls Human Torch a toaster or goes into PTSD lockdown mode depending on how serious he is about his job.
>>146252097aren't they two fuckers inhabiting a single body or something?
>>146252385this ain't no Avengers without Bruce
>>146253563you're thinking of Venom
>>146244304Well... He DOES have a nice little yellow target on him...
>>146244413They did attack names in the 70s. Read some of the original Iron Fist.
>>146245769>Slutty Hawkeye seethes as he makes you cum.
>>146253587Hulk jumped as soon as the second issue. The Avengers spent more time cleaning up after him than as teammates.
>>146251875There's Cap too, the two of them were squaring off evenly just a month ago
>>146253944Cap is a super soldier though
>>146253955Yeah and Hawkeye has a Starktech designed portable printer quiver that creates high tech trick arrows on the flyThere was a Repulsor Arrow last time
>>146244255>>146244355>>146244413The naming doesn't work here because the art isn't very exciting.
>>146243767Peam
>>146252198Bruce was called the maestro back in uni
>>146252198Just a nod, like Bride of Nine World-BreakersI doubt Banner went to space and blew up a planet
>>146243719>Fist of the Gamma star
>>146254630It was blocked by Cap's shield, so it is underwhelming.
