Good morning, grandpa. I made pancakes. Your paper is next to the plate. Enjoy the comics.
some basic chemistry while you wait
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>>146296216know what, have another.
So, remember when I said that last week's Arlo and Janis created a potential meme here?
>>146296317>mfw the thread skips Arlo & Janis
>>146296289I don’t get this one, is it a joke about roadside assistance pricing?
>>146296336This feels like a /co/ shitpostI love it.
>>146296374ever play checkers? I think that's the only layer to this one
>>146296201I know they used this one before, only with just "universal solvent"
hope you're ready for four more years of inciteful political lampooning
damn, grown up Jeffy looks like a piece of shit
hivemind >>146208566
lol depression
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>>146296216>>146296229>>146296248I like these.
>>146296501Poor Cathy.
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>>146296964
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>>146297079
ha
>>146297322
how many more of these are they gonna do
>>146297308That's pretty gay
serials s s s s s>>146208823
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>>146208836 FUR
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>>146208861 ...while the Phantom watches.
>>146208866 Classic snake people.
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>>146208887 Wild conclusion to this arc. Tarzan does IT support on sexbot 3PO, and the upper class maintains its lifestyle on the backs of different slaves who can't complain.anyway, more next week. thanks for stopping by.
>>146296187Thank you once again for,once again, posting this here.
>>146296501Reading these in Kathleen Wilhoite's voice really enhances the experience.
>>146296825>>146296841It makes me sad how this just nosedived into complete garbage overnight.
OFFICIAL TIER LISTMY WIFE TIER:>>146297322SLYLOCK TIER:>>146296201CHUCKLE TIER:Alley Oop (but at the 3rd panel, not the intended punchline)BizarroBlondieBroom HildaCathyFar SideFor Better Or For WorseFoxTrotGarfieldIn The BleachersNancyPeanuts (Classic)Phoebe & Her UnicornPreTeenaSally ForthStone SoupStrange BrewTina's GrooveWallace The BraveWizard of Id"SLURM IS IN THE WHEELHOUSE OF CHILDREN" TIER:>>146296825"TEN THOUSAND LIGHTYEARS AWAY FROM FACING BROCK" TIER:>>146297204All others DNQ. Thanks, as always, OP. Sad that Annie's about to become a child bride. Oh, and for anyone feeling bad about the horseshoe crabs, Mark Trail is overstating the problem. Even under current techniques, well over half of the bled crabs are returned (alive) to the ocean, and their post-bleeding survival rates are in the same ballpark as unbled crabs. Plus, synthetic bloods are already in use in Europe and are poised to see expanded use in America as soon as the red tape gets out of the way. As far as ecological concerns go, this one's pretty much solved.
>>146296980>This has been one of the worst fire seasons in historyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvJ4_sa4gno
>>146296216I'd say he made the right decision.
>>146296229What result would topless have had?
>>146296442Why did it take Irwin so long to answer him?They're clearly in a different location after the 5th panel.
>>146297036she's adorable!
>>146296248https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF-aOvNPgxE
>>146296187Hi Sunday Funnies, just dropping by to say how much I enjoy this thread every week.
>>146298315Nothing, she's a tittlet.
>>146296402>big sign reads ...RST>window reads STARBUSTI sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder
>>146296825>>146296841WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
>>146296289"Jumping" is an emergency, charging a battery somewhat less.Of course you can also charge a battery money or charge the battery with a crime or misdemeanor.
>>146296201It's only as useful as a bottle of water because you need diamonds to contain it. You could theoretically use it to mine for diamonds, but that might result in the universal solvent burrowing all the way into the earth's core, and then you have to go get it back, it's a whole thing.
>>146298315Twins
>>146296201If it's so strong, wouldn't it have dissolved the bottle it's in?
>>146296336What a weird comic that clearly is from someone young enough to know adventure time but also nothing beyond the basics
>>146296644I htought Doonesbury was ona moving timeline? I remember this guy doing this author stuff, like, 20 years ago>hope you're ready for four more years of inciteful political lampooningI can't wait
>>146298907How much deep lore could they pack in to a 2 panel comic with no dialog that would assist the joke in any way?
>>146299189It needs at least a pie, and alien in a flying saucer, and a burning stick of dynamite.
>>146296825Didn't watch the end of Onions Green, did he?
>>146296825Onions green is made from PEOPLE!!
>>146296922Indeed.
>>146297171Does this mean she got the feet right?
>>146298907Considering the arm and the Lemonlawyer, I assumed they knew more and sacrificed it for the sake of the joke. Any love interest post-PB wouldn't land with normies.
>>146297481Cute little ginger is just what the doctor ordered.
>>146298636You and me both, Anon.
>>146298648> Not liking DFC
>>146298896>>146298836The answer is that the thing he is selling is just water. There is no such thing as a universal solvent, but water is the substance that is able to act as a solvent for a huge range of substances.
>>146300244Nah, I'm going with the diamond thing, a read a book on it once.
>>146296201Help me with 3 pictures please, im dying here
>>146296229hhoott
>>146300967check the skulls again
>>146298754Tatulli handed Heart off to someone else to focus on Lio, and they basically made an entirely different strip.
>>146301436He no longer had the Heart for it.
>>146301686>>146301436He wanted to end it, and it probably would have gone into reruns, but he thought it would be better to help someone out because of how hard it is to get comic strips in papers or something.
>>146297204They have a title panel now!
>>146296932what even is the message of this strip?
>>146296825The thing is, it's still a decent comic...but it's NOT Heart. Not even close.
>>146297422Say, speaking of Ziggy: In December, would we be interested in a watchparty of Ziggy's Gift?
>>146297204So this is the power... of reverse racism... subara...shi...
>>146303433How is it reverse racism? Rosa has expressed numerous times how much she loves her sisters.
>>146303433>>146303517
>>146303005Women still like sex.
>>146303565That's no way to treat your knives.
>>146303831That's the balancing knife, not the cutting knife.
>>146296201Lysandre is a faggy name.You start by drawing a tree...
Add three tiddies on top...
Can't forget the eyes!
Coloring... and... presto! C'magnifique chef's kiss!
>>146297270use your mouth nigga
>>146305213This is going on the fridge.
>>146297025took me a second, this is good. Also I guess the guest comic era is done? I havent been checking newspaper comics in a while
>>146297204Salty that he moved to King Features their website kinda sucks ass
>>146302334It's a pretty neat title panel too.>>146306029Was it ever explained why he moved?
>>146296442Broomhilda is still going?!
>>146306282it recently broke charles schulz's record for being the longest running comic strip being made by its original creator
>>146296201Slylock Fox is just kind of a general cunt isn't he.
>>146306439He gets cranky when his foe isn't Cassandra Cat
>>146306095They paid Dee to join their syndicate. He was doing it as a webcomic before, now he's a professionally syndicated comic.
This thread is still around?
>>146296248>I appreciate you provide passersby with a tips snifter, AlistairFrying my brain, especially since there no tip cup in that particular frame. Why boot show the tip cup and say ‘oh I see you have a tip jar’
>>146297406If they're going to start mimicking webcomics then this could go on forever. I've noticed they've stopped putting dates to all these handovers so they're not going to run out of years.
>>146297036This comic series was awesome a 10/10
>>146307857It was in the previous day's strip.
>>146296541Uhhh AIBro?
>>146307857>>146307928How can it be missed?It's between his head and her head.
>>146308215I think he wants it in the first frame.
>>146308215Yeah, ‘tip snifter’ is such a peculiar description I was looking for what they were talking about in the panel, it should be there so you can see it next to the text instead of waiting for the second panel. Plus the way they say they ‘appreciate the way you provide passersby…’ as if a tip jar is a favor to the audience. It’s just weird. And ‘passersby’ is correct but let’s be real this whole thing is probably a 70 year old writing young blondes to talk the same way his late 70 year old wife did >>146307928Damn I haven’t been up on my tip snifter EU
>>146308324He ain't getting it, is he?
