Bump if you're reading.
>>146334026>>146334032really liking these spreads
>>146333989>Peter is angry and barely gives a shit, and fights a guy named BurnoutKelly is doing a subtle dig at the dogshit state of ASM!
And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.
>>146334042I bet each death is going to be more and more painful isn't it?
>>146334042>>146334046>>146334051Imagine paying to see your hero get gruesomely and agonisingly murdered over and over again.
>>146334077>>146334104I kind of hope he gets a ninth death and it's just allowed to stick. Just end him man. End this travesty. He's suffered enough, I don't care what happens to his comic book or this gay-ass 616 Universe. I'll just read Ultimate.
>>146334069>>146334073>The letters are just utterly meaningless fluff and mindless praiseSomeone didn't like how the Q&A panel went!
>>146334104So glad I pirated this shit. Peter gets tortured, while nothing ever happens.
>>146333986Thank you for storytiming this before that Polish pedophile guy could. He *will* turd up the thread, but given the average times he starts and stops posting, he won't be here for another four or so hours. You timed this well, thank you.
>>146334104
>>146334215Someone should grab Spectacular Spider-Men before he shows up
>>146334248It depends on leakers now.
His death was kinda hot.
>>146334280t Nick Lowe
>>146334279No the issue has already been ripped, someone just needs to grab it and make a thread before the schizo does
So, ASM is not cucked anymore? Kelly was always one of the better post-OMD writers...
>>146334291I'm on it.
>>146334311It's still very cucked, and Paul is still around.
>>146334051This is what a breakthrough dose of dmt feels like
>>146334204I'm just not sure what the point of it all is when, by the end of it, absolutely nothing will change and none of it will mean anything.Why put him through this if it just means nothing?
>>146333986Shit, let's see how bad this is.
>>146333999>You rarely garner Doom's attention, Spider-ManASM #5 begs to differ Also, checked
I thought the issue itself was actually kind of decent. But it is alsl absolutely feeling like misery porn, with the whole "Peter can't get his life straight" and >>146334042>>146334051>>146334053Which just seems mean-spirited.Doesn't help that this is all likely going to be incredibly inconsequential by the end of it.
>>146334608Yeah like, Peter won't even change as a character.He's enduring a fate worse than mere death eight times over and he's still supposed to go back to doing the same old shit over and over, while nothing ever happens.What happens if Peter just doesn't get involved in the story? Tom Brevoort and Nick Lowe are just going to end the planet? Fuck that, let Doom run his faggot errand himself. Nigger can get his own groceries.
>>146334712> He's enduring a fate worse than mere death eight times over and he's still supposed to go back to doing the same old shit over and over, while nothing ever happens.This is true of almost of every big two character. This is not exclusive to Spider-man
>>146333986Good start.>>146333997It's nice to have Peter feel like Peter again.>>146334026Isn't this all X-Men shit? Why aren't they dealing with this?>>146334046Phil!!? Death!!?>>146334053It was so nice to have a well written Spider-Man comic again.
>>146334738I'd say it's most prominent with Spider-Man out of all comic book characters, because of how obviously they've walked back his personal development and life story over the years.
>>146334014Spider-boy not written by Slott is going to be interestingwonder why he was even included in this
>>146333997>You didn't forget Blood Hunt already, did you?I don't know, it seems like it never happened.
>>146335018Justina Ireland wrote the tie-in so its 100% coming back for when she crashes this train.
>>146334026>>146334032I don't like how Kelly writes Doom. This is straight out of the Silver Age. Doom's a cunt but even then he had a few people he liked. After 60 years of publication, Strange is the closest thing he has to a friend. Post-SW Doom talking like that about him is wrong.
So I have to ask you guys hate this, you guys don't even like hate reading it and the threads get filled with schizos posting the same shit over and over. Why the fuck are you guys still here. Hell I dipped during Spencer's run and only came back for the most entertainingly infuriating parts of Welles run but we're at a point where some of you should legit just disengage for your own mental health.
>>146335181Would you prefer Zeb Wells?
>>146335191Internet hate is very different to actual, real hate. There's no real effort involved in simply making a post saying "I think current ASM sucks." Speaking for myself, all I do is read through the storytime, make some choice comments about the issue, and then dip back out before the resident troll inevitably arrives. I don't think about the current state of ASM that much otherwise.I doubt anybody here in these threads is actually sitting at their computers with an Ahab-hate deep in their heart for Zeb Wells and Nick Lowe that fuels and fills their every waking moment.
>solicits have been leaked>The X-Men show up and have to save the day while Spidey is killKWAB
>>146335636Fuck off solicts are public knowledge a very poor excuse to bump a thread anon.
>>146335636>solicits have been leakedwere?
>>146335683In his head it's fake you idiot if it was true the he would have posted a souce.
>>146335683Marvel's own site. I'll post themASM #67Ireland/Broccardo>THE 8 DEATHS OF SPIDER-MAN CONTINUES! With his patron, Cyttorak, attacking the world, Juggernaut won't just sit aside. But he's not a solo act… THE X-MEN GET INVOLVED TO HELP SPIDER-MAN SAVE THE WORLD!ASM #68Ireland/Broccardo>THE 8 DEATHS OF SPIDER-MAN CONTINUES! The Scions of Cytorrak are too much and Spider-Man has used up ALL of his lives. Is this the FINAL death of Spider-Man!?ASM #69Gage/Buckingham>THE 8 DEATHS OF SPIDER-MAN CONTINUES! With Spider-Man now DEAD, it's up to the X-Men to win the day and save the universe. But why are they fighting EACH OTHER?!?!>>146335659>>146335695Didn't you try to shit up the threads by constantly reposting solicits?Fuck off retard
>>146334215>>146334248You really need to calm down polish people are not bad really also the pedophile jokes are getting real old bu now and they are not funny.
>>146335722>>>146335695 (You)>Didn't you try to shit up the threads by constantly reposting solicits?>Fuck off retardI don'r repost anything and as the for the "leaks those go in a solicits thread thus that is off-topic.
>>146335722>Marvel's own site. I'll post themMake a solict thread retard solicts go in such thread now fuck off, those books don't even have covers. heck for all we know marvel may change the Synopsis
Bump time.
>>146334014> I’m ten.> I’m pretty desperate.I wasn’t planning on following this story, but Kelly’s just writing with so much charm right out of the gate I might actually pick this up.
>>146335722>>THE 8 DEATHS OF SPIDER-MAN CONTINUES! With Spider-Man now DEAD, it's up to the X-Men to win the day and save the universe.checkmate spider-man fans from now on X-Men rule. But here is the good news nick lowe says peter 616 died a good death in his dying breath he had a visin of MJ and paul fucking each other.
>>146334014Wasn't there a blood moon going on in the Moon Knight issue
>>146334042>96 hoursGot of easy, I'm pretty sure it would be eternity when you get into light and time bending black hole shit.
Man, I hate how Kelly's voice for Peter. >>146334059Oh, this time the clown included Chasm.
>>146335722Thanks for the source. I can't find the solicit for #69, but I found the other two. I wish I could say I was surprised that Marvel are pissing on Pete's corpse.Sorry our resident retard saw fit to reply to you three times back to back. I guess his caregiver hasn't fed him yet and he's feeling cranky.
I miss when white male "protagonist" were allowed to be cool, competent and heroic instead of always just manchildren and losers who cry all the time and need strong wyman to rescue them
>>146336077Yeah I accidentally wrote 69, there are actually two ASM #68's there, so I suspect that the Gage issue is actually #68.DEATHS
>>146334126then BASED BLACK MILES becomes Spider-Man and the chuds all commit mass sudoku
>>146336114Thanks again. I scrolled down and saw the other #68.
>>146334036>face the scions>beat the scions>protect the Earth>become a skin in a video game someday!
X-Men fans and all the rest of marvel celebrate 616 peter's parker's death in ASM #68 in this thread. this brings tearsof happiness to so many people especially X-Men fans.>>146335980And now if excuse me I have to fuck all these beauties.
>>146336180>...But only if the videogame doesn't massively underperform to the point DLC gets axed!
>955jesus can we hurry up and reach 1000 already
>>146336293They won't be any 1000 since 616 peter will be dead before that.
>>146336293Considering all the double shipping that’ll happen in early 2026, when is the next marvel comic gonna hit 1000 after?
>>146336202That’s good. We should just read Ultimate Spider-Man now. 616 Peter can stay dead for a year or two and maybe Miles can become Amazing Spider-Man or Paul as Paul Parker I think everyone will be happy to focus on Ultimate we only need 6160 Peter now and in fact dying like this is a good punishment for making a deal with Mephisto
>>146336446You do know that they plan to kill off Ultimate Spider-Man also right?
>>146336466That would be retarded.Are you retarded?
I can't believe the Polish schizo has been shitting up these threads for years now
>>146336659That's why I suggested finally killing 616 Peter off.
>>146335181He's trying to goad Spider-Man by spite.
>>146336466>You do know that they plan to kill off Ultimate Spider-Man also right?No, would you cite a source for your made up bullshit?I'll wait.
>>146336504>implying Marvel editorial isn’t retarded
>>146336739Fine suit yourself you will get a source for his death soon enough,
>>146336746Yeah they are stupid thus they will no doubt kill him since they are dumb as fuck.
>>146334014>ElektroBOW, HUMANS, FOR I HAVE BEEN REFERENCED
>>146336682Must be nice to have a janitor on your side.
yeah nothis is not a spider-man comic
>>146336774BRAVO KELLY
>>146336766That's good. We can just move on to Ultimate! Bing bong, it's simple!
>>146334010Ugh... that parker luck meme."parker must screw up." mandate
>>146336944Ultimate really bings my bong, my bros.
>>146334046It's fucked that Marlo becoming Death went nowhere.
>>146333980Spoilers but Nick Lowe’s She-Paul Shay gets cucked.Rest in pepperoni Gwenschizo.
>>146334104Imagine being a Benbro on top so you pay for it twice within the span of 10 years.
>>146337217yeah all so we can continue the death stone plotline from Cates Thor's book even though that was explained at the end of that book by a different writer
I wonder if he's feeling spiteful after getting put on the spot at NYCC.
>>146338269I’d say so. There are no actual Paul fans aside from Gwenschizo, even the people actually and seriously defending Zeb’s run are going “Paul is just some guy, you’re not meant to care about him or MJ the book is about Spider-Man!!!” or whatever the fuck.
>>146334104Imagine not thinking that would be great
>>146334069>>146334073Lowe wrote these letters himself, didn't he.
>>146337217That happened in the Genis comic from a few years back, right? Marvel doesn't seem to like Genis or anything that happens in his comics.
>>146334038fuck this is so cool, I'm a sucker for red scarfs due to the showa Kamen Rider wearing one
That was perfectly fine and the parker luck wasn't even bad in this you terminally online faggots.
>>146338862Sure, shill. Sure.
>>146334051Paul would tank this pain
>>146338862No, this sucks. I don't care you're used to the bad strawman they made out of Peter with BND.
>>146338269>Nigg Lowe read the Trump posts from last week.
>>146337217They couldn't let the footfags win
>>146334014I wasn't expecting to see Spider-Boy in ASM.>I'm ten.>I'm pretty desperate.Kek.
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>>146333997i stopped reading comics a long time ago, how did doom "fool" dr strange into giving him the position?
>>146334011Shay's pretty hot even if she isn't much of a character
>>146335722>ASM #69Meh, he'll just come back in ASM 70.
>>146334059>When you fail, never ask yourself "What is wrong with me?" There's nothing helpful there. Better to ask "How could the fans have done this?" That's how you grow.Powerful, Lowe. Powerful message.
>>146339298>LoweWells*. Sorry, my hatred blinded me from my target momentarily. It could happen to anybody.
>>146334069>>146334073How many of these were actually written by interns?
>>146338862Eh, it was a bit too wordy and confusing. Kelly isn't the writer he once was.
>>146334051Gruesome for a Spider-Man comic
>>146334831Cyttorak is one of Stan Lee's nonsense magical words he threw around first mentioned in '64 in Doctor Strange, the Juggernaut appeared a year later in 1965.Cyttorak didn't become an actual character until the 90's in another Dr. Strange book.
>>146336944>Ultimate!Yes no Ultimate Spider-man in Ultimate sounds good to me also.
>>146339941I liked it in a sense I consider this appropriate punishment since he was stupid enoughto sell his marriage with MJ to mephisto. I say let him suffer and die and die again untill he is truly dead.
>retards are still talking about this shit instead of filtering it.
>>146335191Gotta have my Spidey
>>146340152It's shills
>>146340157I don't think anybody ITT is actually buying a copy of this issue.At least, I sure hope not.
>>146340204I am. I buy the normal cover and at least one variant cover.
>>146335191It isn’t terrible but it seems like a better story for a AU mini where they can fully utilize the premise rather than it being a “filler arc” in a comic that hasn’t had a coherent throughline story in almost 2 decades. Who is Peter, what does he do and what earthly justification does he have to even BE Spider-Man anymore? He’s already thrown away anything he had to fight for many times over, he has no ambition to live a normal life OR be an out and out superhero, and has already welcomed his own replacement with open arms and NO EXPECTATIONS. So what are any of us doing here? Why bother with this genre anymore? Is there any merit, artistically or otherwise, to the continuations of these decades old characters anymore? We can’t even claim they’re simply stories to engage children in reading since I can’t even think of the last time one of these books was written or drawn in a way that would engage a child.
>>146340225You should kill yourself...NOW!
>>146333980Nothing but the work of GHOULS. Wake me up when Nick Lowe gets fired. >>146335636>>146335722PFFFT. Man, I had less than zero expectations and these idiot ghouls STILL find a way to piss me off. I'm saying it again: THE SPIDER-OFFICE IS FULL OF FUCKING GHOULS. My only silver lining is that I hope whoever leaked these solicits did it because they're FED UP with ASM as much as we are.>>146339297Yeah, pretty much...and then quit being Spider-Man and give Ben the memories, because it's just not fucking worth it anymore and Kelly said this arc won't fix squat.
I was right, nothing happened. Nothing ever happens in ASM and now it's going to be just another X-Book.
>>146335636>>146335722>ASM is still an X-Book>The X-Men are forced to save the universe while Spidey diesThe X-Fags are laughing at us....
>>146335191I only tune in in hopes to hear the people in charge got involved in a horrible car accident or something, personally.
>>146340239The stability of the universe is tied to him being Spider-Man.
>>146340023Sorry Polish guy, your translator app fucked up again.Ultimate Peter Parker is fine because he isn’t tainted by his bargain with Mephisto! Only 616 Peter deserves to stay dead oh well thems the breaks!
>>146340765That sounds like the least Spider-Man plot point ever. Why push his replacements then?
>>146340805The nerds in charge in Marvel are having a nerd-off about how to make the lamest version of Spider-Man possible. When people talk about toxic manchildren with a stranglehold on the comics they aren’t talking about the fans, they’re talking about the editors.
>>146340765The 616 universe is gay and aids though. It deserves to not exist
>>146340794Ultimate Peter Parker is going to die.
>>146340753I’m glad UItimate Spider-Man is shitting all over Tom Brevoort’s precious X-Men relaunch, at least. Hickman got a Krakoa level success just by turning down the “Shit on Peter Parker dial” down by a paltry 10%!
>>146340852No, 616 Peter is going to die. Get it straight, you stupid pedophile!
>>146340852Still alive as of Issue 14 solicits. Meanwhile, Amazing Spider-Man is definitely dead.Don’t worry, Paulbros, I’m sure your favorite Spider-Man character is going to do just fine once they get rid of Spider-Man hehehe
>>146340887>Paul doing this for 616 Peter once he realizes ASM is getting cancelledParasites die once their host expires
>>146340887>>146340916“>>146340916PETER PLEASE I’LL GIVE BACK MARY JANE I’LL UNFO THE BRAINWASHING JUST DON’T DIE! I’M NOTHING WITHOUT YOU.”Paul could have at least died once, the lazy little nigger. Peter’s died dozens of times by now
>>146340852As long as AI Peter replaces him I'm okay with that.
>>146340967Ultimate Peter’s not going to die, Hickman isn’t retarded enough to pull a Nick Lowe. He has things that happen in his book, a truly amateur move that Gwenschizo despises.
>>146340887Ultimate spider-man after year two two that's when the maker gets out he will kill UItimate Spider-Man.
>>146340860Bros what happens when the dial goes down 15%? We’re already doing manga numbers with this.
>>146340984But other writers are once hickman leaves they will put Ultimate Peter to death.
>>146334009havent read spiderman since Zeb #20, i'll say atleast the writing is a bit better, Spider-man is standing up for himself instead of acting like a pussy and telling Doom to gtfo also modern joke aren't as zoomer cringe as Zeb having spiderman say "take L", instead more appropriate joke like "temu knock off"
>>146335722Oh god, Ireland really is taking over the book isn't she? Guess it'll be another two years minimum before we can have some slim hope it's readable again.
>>146341002Not with Wil Moss as editor, dumb pedophile. Sorry man, Nick Lowe can’t molest Ultimate, no matter how turned on the thought makes you. Ultimate has an actual writer, an actual editor, and dumb retards with holes in their brains like you can only get mad and poop and pee all over yourselves!
>>146341057>>146341002>inb4 BUT THEY MADE FELISHA A NIGGUH
>>146336446>We should just read Ultimate Spider-Man now.You mean Ultimate Jameson and Ben Parker co-starring Green Goblin and guest starring Peter Parker?
>>146341015She isn't taking over the book, 8 Deaths of Nothing Happening doesn't end until Lowe #70.
>>146341015I can’t see amazing being given to such a green horn honestly, one or two issues is fine but I doubt that anyone without a decade of comics writing under their belt would be given such a stable comics writing gig to one of their top sellers, even with them trying to tank the book.
Looks like Patrick Gleason is going over to Ghost Machine.
>>146341152She's writing more issues of this than Kelly is and it's Kelly's story. This is pretty blatantly just a filler story whose main purpose is to "introduce" her to the book so that when she's announced as the HISTORY MAKING FIRST BLACK WOMAN TO WRITE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN people will already be used to her. Marvel does this all the time, like they did with Immortal Iron Fist where Bru/Fraction were listed as cowriters but Brubaker said that Fraction was the one doing all the writing and his name was mostly on there to help keep things stable with the fans since Fraction was a new guy at the time.
>>146341151It's very nice when they give us a MJ cameo once in a while.
>>146341236HuhI'd never looked her up but I assumed that Justina Ireland was white. That surname sure is misleading.
>>146341151Those old queers are more entertaining than 616 Peter Parker, yes!
>>146341057Wil Moss can't do shit but Dan Buckley can if he tells him to kill Ultimate peter then he will have no choice but to do so,
>>146341151And still outsold Wells' finale.
>>146341236Oh boy. I assume they haven't apologized to Thompson yet?
>>146341335>Dan Buckley is going to order Wil Moss to sabotage their best selling comic because a child molester living in Poland told him toAre you retarded?
>>146341634Only 616 matters in the end sooner or later Ultimate has to end, it's that simple.
>>146341634I don’t think he knows Dan Buckley at all, actually. We know for a fact that the schizo can only read and speak in Polish and uses Google translate, so he has no way of meaningfully communicating with Dan Buckley at all!The Gwenschizo lied again! Just like how Gwen kept lying to Peter about sleeping with Norman Osborn! They’re both whores!
>>146341712>616 mattersYou already confirmed they’re killing off Peter in 616. You bragged about it. You yourself confirmed to everyone here that ASM is going to get cancelled soon. And it makes sense. We have no information about what comes after 8 Deaths, but now we know. Nothing happens. Peter dies, the end!
>>146333980next issues and variant covers>RELEASES NOV 27TH, 2024The Amazing Spider-Man #62 Alex Saviuk Marvel Two-in-One VariantAlex Saviuk Marvel Two-in-One VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #62 Gleb Melnikov VariantGleb Melnikov VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #62 Skottie Young Deaths of Spider-Man VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #62 1:25 Francesco Mobili Variant1:25 Francesco Mobili VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #62 1:100 Ed McGuinness Virgin VariantTHE 8 DEATHS OF SPIDER-MAN CONTINUE! Spider-Man, one death down, faces the next SCION OF CYTTORAK! That's right, the god Spider-Man faces is the patron of JUGGERNAUT! Juggernaut is about ten times more powerful than Spider-Man with only a fraction of Cyttorak's power! To quote a wise philosopher... "Uh-oh.">RELEASES DEC 11TH, 2024The Amazing Spider-Man #63The Amazing Spider-Man #63 Rafael Albuquerque New Costume VariantRafael Albuquerque New Costume VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #63 Skottie Young 8 Deaths Of Spider-Man VariantSkottie Young 8 Deaths Of Spider-Man VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #63 1:25 Lucas Werneck Variant1:25 Lucas Werneck VariantTHE 8 DEATHS OF SPIDER-MAN CONTINUES! Spider-Man finds himself face-to-face with CYRIOS, SCION OF CYTORRAK! Cyrios represents the inevitability of time and takes Spider-Man on a heartbreaking tour through Peter Parker's past AND future in excruciating detail. How many deaths will Spider-Man spend trying to alter his past and save his future?!>RELEASES DEC 25TH, 2024The Amazing Spider-Man #64The Amazing Spider-Man #64 Bengus Marvel vs. Capcom VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #64 Skottie Young 8 Deaths Of Spider-Man VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #64 1:25 Stonehouse Variant1:25 Stonehouse VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #64 1:100 Stonehouse Virgin VariantTHE 8 DEATHS OF SPIDER-MAN CONTINUES! Cytorrak's most dangerous scion, CALLIX, and his deadly CRIMSON CANINES take their turn to inflict physical pain on Spider-Man. Spidey doesn't have many deaths left to spend...
>RELEASES JAN 8TH, 2025The Amazing Spider-Man #65The Amazing Spider-Man #65 Luciano Vecchio Fantastic Four Homage VariantLuciano Vecchio Fantastic Four Homage VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #65 Skottie Young 8 Deaths of Spider-Man VariantSkottie Young 8 Deaths of Spider-Man VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #65 1:25 Elizabeth Torque Variant1:25 Elizabeth Torque VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #65 1:100 Skottie Young Black & White 8 Deaths of Spider-Man Virgin VariantTHE 8 DEATHS OF SPIDER-MAN CONTINUES! Spider-Man has faced four Scions and is running out of extra lives. This issue's scion, CYRA, represents the very power of Death Itself and makes Spider-Man watch everything he loves die. Can Spider-Man possibly withstand this punishment?
RELEASES JAN 22ND, 2025The Amazing Spider-Man #66 Kaare Andrews VariantKaare Andrews VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #66 Paco Diaz Fantastic Four Homage VariantPaco Diaz Fantastic Four Homage VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #66 Skottie Young 8 Deaths of Spider-Man VariantSkottie Young 8 Deaths of Spider-Man VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #66 1:25 Chris Samnee Variant1:25 Chris Samnee VariantThe Amazing Spider-Man #66 1:100 Skottie Young Black & White 8 Deaths of Spider-Man Virgin VariantTHE 8 DEATHS OF SPIDER-MAN CONTINUES! Spider-Man has been broken, and someone needs to pick up the pieces. Maybe an old flame? Now that the CHAMPION has fallen, can the universe withstand what comes next? Are there any who can stand in the way of an inevitable god?
>>146341808>>146341819>>146341828If nothing else, I can at least appreciate that Felicia has some big old titties on these covers.Just as God intended.
>>146341808>>146341819>>146341828>Felicia is going to fuck Spidey to death
>>146342206Bueno...
>>146341712616 doesn't matter. Nothing happens there.
>>146341819>>146341828>that Rainbow Rowell backup story>that G. Willow Wilson Black Suit story>theseWomen want this.
>>146337335This is great! What is it from?
>>146343143Looks like the PS4 tie-in comic.
>>146334104Humiliation ritual.
>>146343299Peter suffering was part of his appeal, Shooter recognized it.
>>146343485X-Mandarin never...
>>146333986I hate it when characters say walls of text in the middle of a very quick action that wouldn't give them enough time to say the wall of text without being interrupted by something. Worse than villain monologues, at least the villain is shown giving up their opportunity cost of killing the hero within that monologue time.
>>146343485Shooter wouldn't stand for the current state of Spider-Man
>>146343913Kelly's made fun of this convention himself, but he's old and set in his ways. This issue felt like an old comic in terms of exposition and wordiness.
>>1463339941st time i see a Spider-Man comic talking about Scott Pilgrim
So will Kelly be an improvement?
>>146344609Peter talking about pokémon too. I remember mayday referencing pokemon cards way back in the 90s/early 00s but never Peter
>>146333991Wasn't Randy shot offscreen the last time he appeared before this?Are people already ignoring zell's shit literally the first issue after he left?
>>146344957Not while Nick Lowe is around.
>>146343960Shooter is on record for loathing current day ASM
>>146341828Those are some H-cups?
>>146334036Spider-Man has officially begun his StickPage career
>>146334104That also happened in the Kindred arc where Peter was killed several times and resurrected only to be killed again.
>>146341828COMPUTER ENHANCE
>>146346985The can't be bigger than the girl's head, that's the hard limit.
>>146334036>>146334038This is an intentional homage to Deadman, right?
>>146347084didn't know anime still could be based in current year
Welp look on the right side, now we have two things to look forward to ending in about four years
>>146334036>>146334038This feels like a design that would have been a toy design from the late nineties early 2000sAnd I am not saying that as an insult
>>146334053>Audience: We don't think Spiderman is writen well!> Spider writers: ... Have we told you about our new idea to kill spiderman 8 times?
>>146347306Dude a 76 on LOCG might as well be a zero, they give fucking anything a 90 or higher
>>146347661Yeah, I know
>>146334042It didn't even imply that the Luminescence of Needless Alliteration needed physical contact to overload the black hole in the first place. What a useless spell for an already niche situation.
>>146347661I remember looking at their page for the latest ASM #26/7 (whichever one was the Death of Ms Marvel) and it was almost all positive.Genuinely couldn't believe how stupid they were.
>>146333980
I really hate Doom's Sorcerer Supreme look just being Strange's cloak on top of his regular outfit. It's lazy and it looks bad.
>>146341740Maybe 616 peter will remain dead for awhile after 8 Deaths, be he won't stay dead for good. Sooner or later they will bring him, as long he stays dead for about a year then I am fiine with it.
>>146349657A whole year of literally nothing happening for Peter!Will anyone be able to see even the slightest difference??? Certainly not Gwenschizo, who cannot read comics, only stare bug-eyed and drooling at the pretty pictures.
>>146349657That's good, in the meantime anyone who actually likes Peter Parker and not just Spider-Man will just read Ultimate Spider-Man! Everyone wins!
>>146349808Why do I prefer Ultimate, anons? *chuckles* It has things that happen. Good things that happen, you wonder? Bad things that happen, you might ask?*smirks* It does both. It has all sorts of things, things that happen. And you know what the best part is? The things that happened won’t ever get turned into something that didn’t actually happen.That can be a scary thing if you’re an ASM bro, or Polish. People just don’t feel so safe. But me? *laughs, before lighting a cigar* I like a little danger.
Great, the other schizo is here.
Why does Gwenschizo hate Ultimate so much, anyways? It just seems so small, and petty. Then again, Poland is a very small and petty country, one that actively aided and abetted the Holocaust. Do they read anything besides the Witcher over there?
>>146349875>i-i-if you make fun of the Gwenschizo, y-y-you're just as bad as he isFunny how you niggers only come out of the woodwork when the schizo is at a loss for words. If you are the schizo, and your only response is to wave your fat finger around and say 'if you mess with me the way I mess with you, you're just as bad with me' let me just say that this is bitchmade, and absolutely cucked.
>>146348530I find these funny.
>>146334011>My ex's name was ShaySo, I guess I'll just skip this batch of ASM issues.
>>146349967Good a reason as any, absolutely nothing is going to happen.
>>146349865In your opion making felica black is a good thing? your are a fucking idiot. eat shit and watch Ultimate Spider-Man fall apart piece by piece.
>>146348388>and it was almost all positive.It has a 2.5 rating/48% liked itThat's an F
>>146350258Well, I looked at the page a while ago now. I don't make a habit out of visiting that site
>>146350233But killing off the main character off for a year in ASM is brilliant and will work out just fine???Schizo you don’t have any actual thoughts or opinions or feelings about this shit you just want to say USM bad and ASM good over and over, if ASM made Felicia black you’d be masturbating and calling it genius. Nigger you’re just upset and feel threatened by the fact that people have a Spider-Man book they actually like. You’re a petty faggot and I think it’s cool and good that you stopped denying being a pedophile, because everyone knows it’s true now.
I really enjoyed it though. I hope it will be a decent story to start Justina Ireland's run. Kinda reminds me of The Other arc from JMS' run, but funnier.
>>146334051Funny how this already feels more gruesome than Spine-Tingling Spider-Man. Maybe cuz it's not trying so hard, and that being in the main book makes it feels more "real" of a thing to happen to him.
>>146348530Based. We should all listen to Doom
>>146338896Paul wouldn't even need the reeds to begin with. He wouldn't die.
OMG, Marvel actually got rid of the webpages that showed #67, 68, and 68.5's solicits! Are they cooked or are they cooked, chat?
>>146350730Because he wouldn’t do anything or make MJ do it for him :^)
>>146350759>Paul couldn’t be bothered to name his kids so his kids had to name themselves
>>146347574Yeah, really like the scarf of course. And back when I was a kid Spider-armor was new and shiny in that one holographic-covered issue, so it feels like a mix of that too.
>>146350737I think they fucked themselves, and they unintentionally gave away that Peter is going to be killed off for a prolonged period to let him “rest” while people smarter than Nick Lowe try to unfuck 616 Peter.Meanwhile I’m just gonna read Ultimate and never care.
Some fans tend to overreact when something bad happens to Spider-Man. However, in rare cases like this one, where Spider-Man is to be repeatedly killed off to advance a plot centered on characters from outside his own franchise, the criticism seems warranted. I empathize with Spider-Man fans who are upset by this. This situation stands out because his multiple deaths come across as an artificial plot device rather than a significant part of his character development. It feels as if he's being used merely to serve the storylines of other characters who don't contribute to his narrative, unlike his true supporting cast. For those fans, seeing him treated as a disposable tool rather than as the hero they admire must be disheartening.
>>146351327>rare casesOMD happened 17 years ago, there hasn't been a good 616 story since then.
>>146351380There has been a couple, but only as limited minis, and usually JMD is writing them. Everything else is mediocre at best. And nothing ever happens.
>>146351327That’s my problem too. He’s utterly static as a character. Going through all this inhuman suffering won’t change him as a character so it’s a fundamental waste of time. I actually hope that this is really is all a prelude to a longer lasting death an a six-month to one year hiatus because Marvel really needs to fucking clean house here. It needs to fumigate the Spider-Office. It needs pest control.The only actual fan of current year ASM, in the entirety of /co/ is a deranged Chios molester living in Poland who speaks no English, communicates with us strictly by Google Translate, and has no actual idea what the plot is in any of these comics because he just wants to perseverate on Paul Rabin’s penis. That’s the only person who is happy with the status quo, and he’s also happy to sexually abuse a minor too.
>>146351470I think I’d like the schizo better if he ever talked about things that weren’t just about his malignant obsessions about Paul and child rape.I mean, he can’t talk about the comics, because he isn’t able to read anything in English that he can’t copy paste into Google translate, but still.
So, I'm reading ASM right now, and I do enjoy it a lot. Is #300 a good place to stop reading, or exactly before the 90s clone saga starts ? Same thing with Spectacular?
>>146351653Keep reading until you get to One More Day but instead of reading that, read Sensational Spider-Man 40. It's literally the difference between Peter choosing to listen to the Devil or God.
>>146334053So, what does dying over and over again mean for the character?
>>146351715>Roberto Aguirre-SacasaWtf, how come I never knew the guy who was the showrunner of "Riverdale" and "Sabrina" wrote Spidey comics?????
>>146351715Yuck, Clayton Crain
>nagging whore nowhere in sight>story immediately improves tenfoldASM might have found the right formula at last
>>146351321>616 Peter is going to die for a prolonged period of time while Ultimate is still outselling ASM.Nice. A book where things happen deserves to flourish unfettered by the rotting stench of a book where things never happen.
>>146339374Probably all, I refuse to believe there are people who still send fan letters
>>146334311Kellys super fucked. He's a true believer of not only OND but also the idea that Peter's life should be so horrible that he should be contemplating suicide whenever he's not in his zentai suit.The only only saving grace about Kelly is that he saved Julian Carpenter from being killed by the Kravens and him being thin skinned enough that you can sometimes bully him into at least hiding his hatred for Peter for a while (see how the hate he got for participating in BND by Baker and Boxleitner led to him pandering to them briefly in the pages of Spiderman/Deadpool).
>>146352585>nagging whore nowhere in sightWhat are you talking about? Shay's right there.
>>146334104it's not a novel concept or anything
>>146351653Clone Saga has some good stories in between and leads into Spider-Girl, as does some minor stuff shortly afterwards if you feel like reading it.>>146352080Previously it was established canon that dying and returning repeatedly would corrupt your soul, but Kindred waved that away as well. Now it means nothing.
>>146353188Anon said hero, not ethnostate terrorist.
>>146351653I always tend to stop at ASM #439 (the last issue of ASM before The Gathering of Five/Final Chapter begins) and then switch over to Spider-Girl.
>>146333986Bump
Ten anonimowy mem na 4chanie, który atakuje Polaków, jest naprawdę słaby. Jest oczywiste, że osoba, o której mowa, nawet nie jest Polakiem, ale niektórzy po prostu uwielbiają mieszać. Mem szerzy głupie stereotypy o Polakach, co tylko podsyca ignorancję i nienawiść. Dodatkowo, niesprawiedliwie przypisuje pewne cechy komuś, kto nie ma żadnego związku z Polską, rozpowszechniając fałszywe informacje. To pokazuje całkowity brak szacunku dla różnych kultur i osób, tworząc toksyczne środowisko. Twórca mema ukrywa się za anonimowością, unikając odpowiedzialności za wyrządzoną szkodę. Ważne jest, aby zwracać uwagę na takie zachowania i starać się uczynić społeczność internetową trochę mniej toksyczną.
>>146354920>~anon meme on 4chan attacking Poles >meme is weak af >obvious the person isn't even Polish >some people just love to stir the pot >spreads dumb stereotypes about Poles >fuels ignorance and hate >unfairly attributes traits to someone not even connected to Poland >spreads false info >shows total lack of respect for different cultures and people >creates toxic environment >meme creator hides behind anonymity >avoids responsibility for the harm caused >important to call out such behavior >try to make the online community a bit less toxic>but nobody will do it because it's 4chan
Haven't heard anything for years, how did the Peter getting cucked by a s0i-ACK ended?
Whatever happened to jackpot anyway?
>>146355082So far it's being ignored
>>146355082The storyline with Peter, Paul, and Mary hasn't reached a definitive conclusion yet. Mary Jane is still with Paul. Marvel's most famous xivilian love interest, Mary Jane, is an active superhero fighting crime as Jackpot the third. Paul, on the other hand, supports her and provides assistance, but he doesn't engage in crime-fighting himself. Fans weren't thrilled, to say the least. The term "getting Pauled" became shorthand for getting cucked in the comic circles. Save yourself and don't read ASM.
>>146352585It’s killing off Peter for good too, between it’s fall out of the top 10 ranks, it’s constant PR blowups at every fan panel, Nick Lowe actively passive-aggressively calling out all his critics nonstop, and Ultimate Spider-Man raping it in terms of sales, it sounds like ASM is not in a healthy place at all. I think working on pleasing their key demographic of nonfluent Polish child molesters who can’t read the dialogue in the comics was a big mistake!
I think the funniest thing about Gwenschizo is that he’s given up and no longer denies being a child molester or raise any fuss when called on it.I’m still going to keep calling him one though, he shouldn’t have settled on that as a zany trolling strategy for so long.
>>146355838It just shows the system works and we were right to keep on harping on him over it for so long.
Well that's enough faggotry about a book where nothing ever happens, 616 Peter being a dead man walking with his book doomed to a cancellation and reboot, or Nick Lowe's alt account where he trolls these threads pretending to be a Polish child rapist, text previews for USM 11 are out and we actually have shit to talk about again.Feel free to repost this in its own thread if it's not appropriate here, but most ASM threads basically turn into generals after storytime finishes up until it hits bump limit anyways.
>>146356037>Inb4 the schizo starts bawling something racistIt's almost 1 AM in Warsaw, but even if he does, it's really ironic that a Polish dude is so invested in ethnic purity, especially since his go-to gimmick last week was calling everyone a Nazi.
>>146356058Norman Osborn's digital ghost probably assured Harry that a voicemail message like this would make him sound really cool, and not like a chode. While visibly trying not to laugh.
>>146356084Harry definitely was got by Kraven off-screen. Also I'm getting real Ditko Era Peter vibes from Otto again. Shouldn't have made fun of the cool new suit he made for you, Peter.
>>146356099Really like how the suit shifts between red and blue vs red and black, depending on lighting. I'm biased to red and black.
>>146352168Probably because he hadn't done any Marvel stuff since doing the Archie stuff and Marvel doesn't see any need to bring attention to his stuff
>>146356114It's a funny moment, and between Hickman on Ultimate and Joe Kelly on 8DSM, it really highlights how effortless it is to be funnier and wittier than "people" like Dan Slott or Zeb Wells.That's it for the preview, god bless. I was just too desperate to talk about it with my buddies on /co/ today.
>>146356146Insomniac's Spider-Man was really bad about this too. At least in Spider-Man 2, the only time Peter actually seemed to say something funny or witty was when he had the Black Suit on, because he actually talked less and his deliveries were more direct, cutting, and dry.But like you said, it's not that hard to be funnier than the shit we'd been getting. Even comics where the jokes and references are now dated were funnier and had more wit behind them.
>>146356201I think what they forgot about is that Peter's not just making wisecracks, he's mocking the people he's fighting. Sometimes less is more, and he should never sound like he's trying and failing to do improv.>>146356099I'm liking Ultimate Otto. Kind of a simple character, but interesting enough just for who he is and what he's doing. Superior Spider-Man did Otto just as dirty as Peter Parker, now all 616 Otto can do is bleat about how he's trash if he's not some sort of Spider Person and try to get inside a prepubescent boy.
>>146356324You can't even spell cringe properly you illiterate Polack.You're cingre!
>>146356324El cingre, dios mio...
>>146356146Jeez Karen, he's just trying to lighten up the mood. Fuck off with your common sense and absolute terror.
>>146356324Gleason cover for USM #12 by the way. Schizos will never get anything like this for Gwen Stacy, sadly. Not until they learn how to spell cringe.
8DSM is just a prelude to Justina Ireland's 35-issue run, isn't it? I've read some rumors that they plan to have her write it until #1000, after which both she and Lowe will be out, and then someone else (MacKay?) will be given free rein, i.e complete creative freedom to do what they want as long as it follows the overall direction of Earth-616.
>>146356786Sweet. A woman writing main Spider-Man. Maybe MJ will be written better again.
>>146356830Not if Nick Lowe has anything to say about it. He'll probably say a few racial slurs.
>>146356830>>146356856Given how angry Gwenschizo is about Felicia being black in Ultimate, he'll be furious that a black woman is writing ASM. So I support it.
>>146356084I like how they're genuine friends and Peter is just upset that they haven't gotten to hang out yet.
>>146349901Listen up you self aggrandizing faggot this >>146349865>>146349901is why people are shitting on you too. You are the same kind of attention whoring fuck as Gwenschizo but unlike him you NEED another schizo to justify your faggotry. You said so yourself Gwenschizo was at a loss for words so what do you do, same as you always do and start making a bunch of noise trying to bait the freak out so you two can do the same song and dance all over again.
>>146356493It's glorious! I must have it!
>>146357135It's just a silly copypasta, I didn't even make the first one. Somehow it just makes these one or two dudes really mad, just so fucking mad. Never fails.
>>146333991How is this decrepit old coot still alive? Mephisto please let her soul rest in peace.
>>146357280That would require something to happen. Nothing ever happens in ASM.
>>146357280Someday there will be a hundredth year anniversary variant cover for the still living Aunt May.
>>146357135Preach. The whole "fight fire with fire" mentality is tempting, especially when the banter gets heated. But when they engage in that back-and-forth, they're just feeding the troll—literally giving them exactly what they want. It’s like walking into a trap and then wondering why the floor fell out beneath you. Instead of elevating the convo, it often just devolves into a spiral of chaos that leaves everyone around them feeling drained and frustrated.
>>146357652I dunno. He seems to really dislike being called a pedophile, but it keeps happening and he mostly gave up. That's funny.
>>146357690Even if someone is trolling, making jokes about such serious accusations can still be harmful. It can normalize the behavior and desensitize people to the gravity of the issue. Plus, it can be triggering for those who have experienced real trauma related to such accusations. Your audience just came to read some comic book panels. Ain't nobody here for that kind of drama. Humor should be used to uplift and connect, not to trivialize serious matters or cause distress. Let's aim for kindness and respect in our interactions.
>>146357804No, he's a cunt and shouldn't have bragged about it just to make us feel disgusted with him, and he'll be punished for it until he finds something else to do or learns how to post well enough to hide who he is. Welcome to /co/.
>>146357929Responding with hostility or threats, even towards a troll, can escalate the situation. Making jokes about serious accusations, even if directed at a troll, can still be harmful to those who might be affected by the topic. It's about creating a fun fan space for everyone, not just addressing the troll's behavior.
>>146357804>>146357652He bragged about fucking kids because he thought it would be funny and make us mad, and all you dipshits want to do is white-knight some Polish rat who is functionally illiterate when it comes to English and communicates with us solely through google translate. You bitch and whine about anyone who gives him a hard time while letting him do whatever the fuck he wants, which he's been doing nonstop for the last several years day after day while everyone just ignored him or told him to fuck off, which never worked because it just showed him that he can piss on the carpet without getting his nose pushed into it.He's going to be here anyways, he never leaves and he always just uses it as an excuse to get worse. The pedophile shit he did was because he thought he could get away with it, as shamelessly as he did everything else. Pretty soon he'll cross a line, do something actually illegal that gets us all into trouble, and we're left fucked over. At least by slapping him down and punishing him (strictly through reminders of the dogshit behavior that he willingly engaged in and nobody forced him to do), he knows not to go too far and exhibits some fucking restraint instead of acting like a rabid dog with a god given right to shit all over our carpets. People also at least get to have fun giving him a hard time. Their fun is just as important as the schizo's fun, actually!If he's not having fun anymore, that's the schizo's problem. If you're not having any fun seeing the schizo's fun taken away, that's your problem. I have no problem with the fact that every single response he gets now contains the keywords of Polish, illiterate, and most importantly of all, pedophile.
Holy shit these threads need to be heavily moderated. It's nothing but shitposting and whiny faggots with victim complexes.
>>146358027People are actually reposting the shit he says on Xwitter to make us all look bad as a collective, he's shitting our bed and I see no reason to be nice to him. He tries to hijack other people's storytimes from them, only to deliberately do it wrong on purpose. At least at one point, he alleged that someone should perform a mass shooting on a fucking showing of Beyond the Spider-Verse.
>>146358067Maybe they should just ban the Polish child rape guy. But they won't ever ban the Polish child rape guy. Sucks to suck. RIP.
>>146358082>>146358067>Just ban the Polish Child Rape Guy>NO NEVER! JANNIES SAVE US JANNIES THEY'RE BEING TOO NASTY TO THE POLISH CHILD RAPE GUYAre you Polish by any chance
The Polish guy's posts are incredibly easy to identify. The Jannies already wiped a few that I've seen, and they're really easy to identify. It's an anonymous forum but you can easily tell which are his regardless because google translate makes every one of his posts sound like a retarded robot.Here are a few examples, they all look exactly the same and always have the same tells>>146335860>>146335659>>146350233He always posts the same old shit, over and over. I also just so happened to notice that janitor apps are being accepted.
>>146358373I wanted to point out every single posts he made, but they were ironically cut out by the spam filter. But these are a few more of his posts:>>146352585>>146349657>>146341712>>146341002>>146340987>>146340852Just delete his posts. Just silence him until he has something that's actually worth saying. I'm tired of seeing the same dozen panels from Sins Past, Kindred, and Zeb Wells's run, along with what is now close to his hundredth storytime of What If... Dark Spider-Gwen.
Misery Porn let's go!
>>146358414and these are also all his posts>>146340023>>146336766>>146336466>>146335695>>146358067If dudes are going to whine for heavier moderation, then I want to make my own suggestion: don't ban the people who call out the schizo, they only do it when he's here anyways, and he's always here anyways. But 90% of the problems the Spider-Man and X-Men threads keep having by just zealously silencing Polish Child Rape Guy until he actually learns how to post something interesting instead of being boring as fuck.
>>146341712>in the end sooner or later Ultimate has to end, it's that simple.This is a good thing btw.You don't want the series to become a zombie for 60 years
>>146358485Yeah, just reboot it and start fresh once its concluded, if you absolutely must continue the IP. Mix it up a bit again, change the sequence of events or add a new twist or wrinkle to get people hooked.Don't go crazy with it like DC, but this whole idea of "one continuous story that runs forever" is like a noose around people's necks. If one story ends, begin another one. Dragonball has gone on for decades as a franchise without getting stale and allowing Goku to go from a kid to an adult to a dad to a grandpa.
>>146356493>You look lonely>I can fix that>>146356084>You need a better message on your voicemailThat was funny to me. The voice message was completely in character for Harry but it's definitely him trying to ape Norman without realizing that any sane person fucking hated Norman Osborn.
>>146356099>>146356114>I don't have your numberPretty good setup and punchline. I think Peter was freaked out by the implications of Otto dissecting an AI version of himself.
>>146358414I think that instead of castigating the people who castigate the schizo, more effort should be made in making the schizo feel uncomfortable and unwelcome, which is a much better thing than simply tolerating an illiterate Polish manchild.
>>146359697Wanted to add, but it's also true that the schizo has been posting less than usual, because I only count twenty or so blatantly obvious posts from him in a 309 post thread, which is in all honesty a tremendous decrease given that before the schizo could make up to a third of the posts here just by spamming random images every sixty seconds. "Don't feed the troll" doesn't work at all, he'll just spam a random image every sixty seconds until a thread hits bump limit, but he's too autistic and can be derailed from his storytimes or spamfests by wanting to push back when he's mocked or when his pedophilia is brought up.Making him feel bad and angry whenever he posts here is a good and healthy thing for our Polish Child Rape Guy, these threads, and /co/ as a whole. Unlike most trolls he doesn't seem to actually like being talked about and he doesn't like being made fun of or having his past misdemeanors brought up in a way that humiliates him. He's not an epic troll here, he's just retarded, petty, spiteful, and really conceited. He's clearly really fucking angry about Ultimate though, and while I mostly support it because I actually like it, I do talk about it more in the hopes it'll provoke him and make him freak out again. Because if he's going to be here and trying to fag up the thread whenever he pops by then it's only natural to at least have some fun by making him flip out. The people who coddle him and just try to ignore him are only ever his enablers. He's a retarded fat kid compulsively touching a stove.
>>146333980shart
>>146347306What am I looking for?
>>146333999Kek
>>146350415You still don't get do you it doesn't how matter good USM is for two reasons. First of all marvel doesn't care how popular it is, once hickman is gone other writers will start to crap on it. Secondly it is simply not 616 so is not meant to last. And thirdly you can't just replace a character who has been around since the mid 60's with a newbie who has been around for less then a year. the buttom line there is far more history invested with 616 spider-man and this what USM very much lacks.
>>146350415>ASM made Felicia black you’d be masturbating and calling it genius.No you be wrong if they were to do that then I would spit on ASM for all time.
>>146348530lel
>>146349914This meme humorously captures the contrast between Spider-Man's typical depiction as a noble, hopeful hero and the often brutal situations he faces in his own comics.Left Panel ("Spider-Man in any other book"): This side shows a heroic, inspiring portrayal of Spider-Man, along with a hopeful quote: "We save as many as we can to make up for the ones we couldn't. That's all we do." This is the kind of sentiment Spider-Man often expresses, emphasizing his dedication to helping others, despite his own struggles.Right Panel ("The Amazing Spider-Man: I AM BEING BEATEN TO DEATH IN AN ABANDONED SUBWAY TUNNEL"): This side parodies how Spider-Man's solo comic, The Amazing Spider-Man, often puts him in dire, almost absurdly harsh situations. Here, he’s beaten down in an abandoned subway tunnel, which highlights the frequent suffering he endures.The meme jokes about the disparity between Spider-Man's hopeful ideals and the harsh reality he often faces in his own series. It's both a humorous and somewhat bleak take on how much the character can go through in his solo stories.
>>146334104funny how that only ever seems to happen to straight white male characters ain't it?
>>146347253Its Bleach, what do you expect?totally not kubo released a mai shiranui and erza doujinshi, its on hitomi and nhentai under his lime pseudonym
>>146349914that is not even truewhen spidey shows in a female protagonist comic he still gets constantly rescued or beaten up by her.
>>146361928Peter in other books is always quipping, does a cool thing, then waves goodbye. He's a noble character but he's nowhere near depicted as such. He even gets disrespected at times.
I swear you people don't even read comics outside of Spider-Man's. This is a double whammy for people that think Peter and Felicia are endgame.
>>146362148>>146362196>literally use chatgpt to analyze a meme>causes a meltdown Kek
>>146361504>>146361488If it were ASM you would hump the comic and give your penis a paper cut. You automatically love Amazing hate Ultimate because you are a gay robot.Also why is it that your official nickname is the Polish Child Rape Guy now? What happened with that?
>>146361488>>146361504Respond once to a post>>146362111Nobody reads those though.
>>146362148Ben has a point though and he DID invite him to the bachelor's party. It's just banter, not "Peter sucks" garbage
I think it’s telling that a lot of talented writers seem to be unwilling to write for Nick Lowe. Hickman said he would never write for ASM in a million years and yet is having a very good time writing USM under Wil Moss.
>>146362548Garth Ennis still does since Lowe lets him do new Punisher MAX books but I don't think Dennis would ever want to touch ASM no matter who's editing it
>>146362726There’s all this outcry over toxic ASM fans but I can’t help but feel that’s just subtle code for its editorial at this point, given that Cebulski, Lowe, Brevoort etc are toxic white manchildren and fanboys themselves.
>>146362548With the amount of corporate and editorial fuckery that Hickman has dealt with in his career, it makes sense that he wouldn’t EVER want to touch the corporate and editorial mind field that would be writing amazing.
>>146362148this was written by Slott thoughbeit
>>146334053So every issue can be sold as "The DEATH of Spider Man!!!!"?
>>This is it webheads! With Peter Parker dead and gone, find out who takes his spot as a new story arc begins in Amazing Spider-Men #64.
>>146363429There is no new story arc happening in issue #64, that's part 4 of 8 DeathsAt least fucking try with your dogshit bait
>>146361488>Marvel's best selling comic.>Marvel doesn't care.Uh-huh. Sure. Anyways, 616 doesn't matter anymore. 6160 is here to stay.
>>146363429If they were doing that, it would be Teen Peter from time-travel shenanigans in a storyline that is an unholy mix of The Crossing and Bendis All-New X-Men.
>>146341174I don’t blame him. Having to work on ASM as a MJ shipper must be heartbreaking to him.
>>146339279>widespread vampire infestation tie-in bullshit>doom being doom already has a contingency plan in place but needs the power of the sorcerer supreme to enact it>strange concedes and gives it to him>doom uses a loophole in their verbal agreement to hold onto the power until hes solved what he deems as problems in the world
>>146366872dropped my image
>>146363653>>Marvel's best selling comic.>>Marvel doesn't care.They don't really the ASM was once greatly popular and yet marvel ruined without a second though. The same thing wil happen with USM it's good today it becomes bad the next day. once hickman leaves it's goose is goose is cooked.
>>146362266>Also why is it that your official nickname is the Polish Child Rape Guy now? What happened with that?can't you think of anything else to talk about expect aside from child molesting? you idiots have ruined these threads by raving about this nonsense non-stop because of your stupidity lots of anons prefer to now avoid spider-man threads.
>>146366906>americans think america= the world>based Doom used theur own arrogance to completely fool themYeah. Based.
>>146365020I still think that The Crossing was a test run to see if they could turn Peter back into a teenager in a future story by doing it to Tony and it backfired.
>>146367185>Blah blah blah blah blah blahI can't understand a word you are saying pedoschizo.
>>146368207That would have made a lot more sense to pull if you ignore the logistics of where the 15 year old Peter would live. Iron Man's story began with him being an adult, so couldn't have been much clamor for that.
If they ever do a full universe reset like dc, do you thini they'd keep Peter eternally a teenager?
>>146368758Definitely. Brevoort and Marvel are obsessed with love triangles.
>>146367306But you don’t! And you dislike it, I’ll keep doing it!
