I had the weirdest fucking helluva boss dream that I.M.P. was in a high speed chase over a prematurely born baby and it ended with them getting mad at the intern for refusing to shower in a locker room with an obvious hole in the wall.
>>146440907I been noticing a pattern in my dreams. Usually location I know, or think I know. Then while walking usually ends up in a bigger space/another location.Also in my dream is a primary task I want to do. But everyone in my dreams is preventing me from doing my task. I think this might be my subconscious trying to force me not to wake up.
>>146440907Great dream
>>146440976Damn thats crazy
>>146440907>I.M.P. babysitting short>baby dies anyway
>>146440907Don't let vizzie steal this idea.
>>146440907>>146440976I've been having fucked dreams ever since eating a specific type of chocolate before I sleep.The last weird one>Started in a pixel snow fog world>I make my way into a Apartment>Fine a smg>Make my way into a unit I was supposed to go>The whole cast of Icarly was there>Lights go out and some fucking shadow demons attack>Run out and I trip and fall>Awake up
>>146442395>Run out and I trip and fall>Awake upYeah I think a lot of dreams end up with a fall.the idea you going to hit the ground probably breaks you out of sleep paralysis.A few times I was dreaming and I hear a crush. I rush forward wake up in my bed legs kicking as if I was actually running.
>>146440907I don't dream about cartoons. Last night I dreamed I spent $28,000 on a mattress.
>>146442477>go to sleep>dream about enhancing sleepLol
>>146440907had a dream about the moon was going to crash into the earth. the moon was red and it was completely dark outside. but somehow i could also notice that a satellite fell from earth, and i tried to get to it.before i completely woke up, i was half asleep. i can kind of see my bedrom, so i try to get up but i couldn't move. guess i have sleep paralysis. then i start thinking of mickey mouse for some reason. and THEN, i see this big blue light shine into my eyes, and i hear this loud alarm noise. then i wake up. i think something like that is called exploding head syndrome.
Last night, I dreamt that I was back in high school and watching poorly-made furry brap animations with text-to-speech voices and characters based on vtuber models on a wall-mounted touchscreen in the hallway.
>>146440907I had a dream a few weeks back while I was ill ill that there was a new episode with the A plot that every imp had a cherub equivalent and cherub Moxxie had become a "incel terrorist conspiracy theorist" because for some reason cherub Millie just didn't exist and he learned about imp Moxxie's life, and the B plot was a group of angels were plotting to dilate Blitzo's anus until it could fit three coke cans because God spoke to them through TempleOS and told them to.
>>146443495Kek what the fuck?
>>146443442>spoiler
>>146442355I'll keep it close to my chest bro
I had a dream that I was in a burger shop called "McChuddies" and they just sold normal burgersThe whole dream was just "Huh, It's kind of weird they made a whole restaurant themed around soijaks" and then I stood in line for a burger
>>146440907lel
>>146443442What, lmao?
Cont from last time...>You hover your finger over the send button, concerned about perhaps the way it may come off.>You push it anyway, scared to death.>A noise confirms the message is sent, "Hey, can we talk? I dunno if maybe I did something wrong, but I felt like we were having such a good time.">Nothing..>Nothing..>Nothing..>"Read, 6:21">You wait patiently, to see a bubble or something.>But there's nothing.>You flick off your screen, dissapointed.>You feel your phone vibrate, and eagerly pull it out of your pocket>It opens before you can see your notifications, so you scroll down to check them.>It's sinstigram...>And It's not even her.>You have to admit, the crushing weight of this wears you down.>You're not.... weird or something are you?>And It's just a girl... It shouldn't hurt this bad.>But it does.>And for once, hell feels like hell.>You stare out your window, as a homeless man jumps off a building.>"I get it man." you say, shutting the blinds.>You flick on the TV in hopes of finding something good to watch.......>*Bzzt* your phone buzzes again,>You wearily take it out, all hope being lost.>New message from "Loona Buckzo">"I'm sorry I'm a fucking mess but I don't wanna feel like I'm holding you back you deserve better than me.">Was she drunk? There was no punctuation in that text.>"What are you talking about?" you say, "I was having a good time.">"Yeah for now before you find out I'm a fuckin alcoholic who can't deal with her own shit.">You sit back for a second, puzzled by this.>"It's hell. I was addicted to coke." you type, "Listen Loona, I really had fun. I dunno what's going on, but do you want to talk about it?">Nothing.>Nothing.>Nothing.>"Yeah...." she replies.>"Do you wanna get dinner and then go to the park or something?">"I'm sorry.">"It's okay, but just don't do me like that again.">"Sorry.">"What day/time?"
>>146448483Anon better seal the deal. Poor Loona, she's her own worst enemy.
What would you do if you found out your homie was a hellhound living on Earth this whole time?
>>146448904Ask him if I can visit hell to get some demon pussy or wolf tail. Duh
>hot topic is selling Helluva Boss merch now Ba ba ba sed
>>146449362We did it reddit, we went mainstream!
>>146449268I could use a hellhound wingman.
>>146443495so cherubs and imps became like fairies and anti-fairiesthis reminds me that anti-wanda has a southern twang like milliebut moxxie doesn't have a posh accent like anti-cosmo so the comparison ends here
>>146450502>so cherubs and imps became like fairies and anti-fairiesCould be funny if they don't milk the concept too much.
Nick & Lever bumblefuck their way into Hell, what do they do?