It sounds like Alastor is set up to go through some shit next season. Do you think he'll be redeemed in a later season through discovering the power of friendship? I think he genuinely enjoys Hell and larping as the Big Bad Spooky Guy too much to give it up.
>>146445134No. Vivsipop enjoys tormenting him too much. I think what will happen is that he'll get mind wiped by Charlie and Rosie and become their sex slave/butler. Not even Shakespeare could conjur such swagger.
>>146445175Heaven would be like Hell for Alastor unless it's a long con for him to eat some angels. Or if he wants to try his mother's cooking one last time.
>>146445134He’s going to contrive himself into being the final boss and either outsmarted by Charlie into a Deal that forces him to be a good person or she’ll kill him in a boss battle.
>>146445134Alastor does not wish to redeem himself, his entire plan was foremost to see Charlie fail and parasite into her desperation. >>146445175Charlie would not do that because she is Lucifer's daughter, she believes first and foremost in free will, she would never enslave someone, she doesn't even use her royal powers against others.>>146445209Basically this.>>146445246Worst post by far, Alastor isn't nearly strong enough to be the final boss and he doesn't seem to be omniscient - can the Alastor is Jesus schizo show up, please? - like Flowey from Undertale, he isn't pulling any big shots and is in someone else's leash. About Charlie forcing him to be good, just see above.
Alastor isn't gonna go to heaven but he isn't evil either. He's gonna work at the hotel forever and have lots of fun with his ridiculous family.Happy ending.
>>146445573Wholesome.
>>146445134I mean all he's really done is fight other demons. He's played up as scary but he's not show to be especially evil.
>>146445134His last name used to be Hartfelt. He is for sure getting redeemed. In due time.Just think of the other characters in the show, he's the only one fulfilling the role of morally grey character that eventually improves.The vees are villains, and Lute is supposed to get worse. It's just him left to explore this specific thread in the narrative.Moreover, his entire character revolves around having a heart, deep down. And wanting family.His moral outlook is written to be the perfect foil to Charlie. They're both wrong but eventually they'll meet each other in the middle, and probably end up running the hotel together in the end, with Vaggie and probably Niffty. All people who wouldn't end up in heaven, but who still want to do good for others.Alastor's main's drawback right now is he doesn't believe redemption is possible. That's about to change with season 2.
>>146445615Hazbin Hotel means family
>>146445652The ending will be Charlie turning down a place in heaven so that she can stay behind and keep running the hotel It’s too cheesy and self indulgent for that NOT to be what Viv ends up doing, and it fits Charlie’s character
>>146445734Alastor is objectively the most evil member of the main cast. He’s a psychotic serial killer who ate his victims. He’s just excessively good at putting on a show of being courteous and gentlemanly
>>146445734>He also probably went around enslaving other sinnersSpeculation>killing off other OverlordsI wouldn't call it evil to kill someone for power when they would happily do the same to you. He's not a nice guy by earth standards but in Hell that's just business as usual.
What will Vox do to him?
>>146445734>killing off other OverlordsWho were just as evil.>enslaving HuskMostly leaves him free to do whatever, didn't kill him because Husk isn't a bad person.>>146445776He is evil, but there's a method to his madness. We don't know what his deal is yet, beyond wanting freedom and to be respected/feared.And again, if we are judging on body count alone, Vaggie has killed more.
Alastor is gonna end up being everyone's best friend and the most attached and affectionate to make up for a lifetime of pushing people away and experiencing trauma. We're also gonna get to see him break completely and also cry, hopefully. Lots of meltdowns.
Ohhh he's so evil, I'm trembling in fear
In light of the season 2 leaks confirming Rosie(Lilith) as the one who owns Alastor’s soul…..time to readdress these “leaked texts” from a while back?
>>146445998>any otherHe doesn't have any other. But I agree, and he will.
Share cute alastor headcanons
>>146446074He sleeps in the bayou he keeps in his room
>>146445988babyyyy
Deers are addicted to salt.Human cum is salty.Even if he's not aroused, Alastor will still suck dick to get that delicious salt.
>>146446795>Getting alastor addicted to my dick against his will because he can't get enough of the salty taste
>>146446795That's awful. But did you know blood is also salty?
>>146447140We both know that blood is not what he'll be getting 99.9% of the time.
>>146447154True enough. The poor deer.
>>146446074He killed his mother because he hated her
>>146447379That's not very cute...
>>146445652>of morally grey characterNone of you faggots know what “morally grey” means anymore. Morally grey isn’t just “antagonist I personally like”.Morally grey characters have to do an equal moment of good things and bad things.What good has Alastor ever done? And no, your headcanons or Vivzie’s past tumblr ramblings don’t count. I mean in canon, in the actual show. Name a good thing he’s done that wasn’t for an ulterior motive.
What are your Alastor hopes for s2 besides seeing him get violated?
>>146447623He gets violated a second time.
>>146447615It has been stated in canon that Alastor used to constantly help Mimzy out of trouble for no gain to the extent that he's the one being used.
Alright guys this is the 4th Alastor thread in a row pack it up and head to /trash/
>>146445652His last name is unknown, the "Hartfelt" thing is from an elaborate fanfic wiki that's not canon
>>146445988omg the thought of him doing the little flippy ear thing ahhhhhhhhhh <3
I want to see him get blackout drunk and cry
>>146446022Sounds about right. Season 1 aside with Rosie having a moment with Charlie and talking about how hard it is to "do something that hurt the ones you love", I think that was Lilith's soothing voice initially speaking to Alastor through the radio in the leaks. They have an auditory/vocal performance connection there with Lilith as the famous singer and Alastor as a broadcaster and she even says "as soon as I heard your voice, I knew YOU were the one." And why on earth else would Rosie of all people randomly want or care about Alastor to help her with Charlie's hotel? She cuts him off when he says "And we're not any closer to-" before he can finish saying out loud whatever her plan is. The "Lilith" in heaven is definitely Eve in disguise.
>>146448361>he wakes up cuddling with you and doesn't know how it happened
>>146447623I want more cute and funny Alastor/Niffty moments. I also hope he has at least two more Big Scary Demon Form moments once he gets his powers back
What would Alastor do if I started spiking his meat with a shit ton of ibuprofen and blood thinners?
>>146447679meanwhile the fucking Loud House and Peridot porn threads show up daily. Let us have our fun.
>>146448430I'm not sure I want to know but I'm too curious about what the hell you mean by this
>>146448398
>>146448361>>146448398You think Husk is used to that?
>>146448009No, the Hartfelt thing didn't come from Journey to the light, it came specifically from an ex-friend of Viv by the name of Kendraws. They exchanged some discord DMs that got leaked where she really liked it, plus he's basically the actual mind behind the pilot.
>>146448641Now I'm imagining living at the hotel and waking up to both Husk and Alastor drunkenly cuddling me almost every night.
>>146448641Husk more than anyone else has probably seen Alastor at his most vulnerable
interesting how much viv is trying to nerf him to make people stop caring about him, and yet that only make bitches get even more wet for him
>>146448821And makes men want to force him to be their boywife.
>>146448821Everyone wants to abuse the deer
>>146448821Why do people keep thinking she's trying to nerf him?She knows exactly what she's doing. She thinks it's hot too.
>>146448899because there is a pattern, just like when she said charlie sees alastor as a father figure to make people stop shipping her with him, caused the opposite
>was viv's husbando in her early years>creates an entire show with the sole purpose of making him everyone's husbando/rapebaitYep, I'm thinking Viv the Hutt is based.
>>146448821kek @ him bristling at Charlie's bite and that thousand yard stare>wait, what just happened?
>>146448948more like>makes him asexual to keep him all to herself>it backfires spectacularly
>>146448948>famous popstar made a party for everybody whose heart was broken for the same guy and make fun of him,even if that makes her look more desperateyeah, viv has serious problems
>>146449023There aren't enough jelly doughnuts and starbucks coffees in the world to fix Viv's issues.
>>146448946Viv actually said that neither Charlie nor Alastor view each other as father/daughter figure, and that she just thought it would be hilarious if Alastor said that out of the blue for the singular purpose of fucking with Lucifer, kek.
>>146449041He loves his baby girl so much
>>146449186Alastor would BSoD if he turned into an angel after he put 90 years of effort into his evil edgelord persona.
>>146445134
>>146449620I want to see him eat something other than rotten deer in season 2
No. I dont want redemption for Alastor, i want him humillated and defeated. I want him more bullied, like the pathetic smoke seller he is.
>>146445134Alastor just belongs in hell I think, sort of like the imps or other hellborn belong there.His motivations are kind of interesting though, since he made his deal with Rosie to avoid the typical damned experience most get in hell. Redemption would probably be a better way to achieve that aim, his current approach doesn't seem very successful so far.
>>146447623I want him to break his contract with Rosie, then go on a revenge spree at the end of season 2, killing Vox in the process. Then I hope he becomes the Big Bad of season 3 as the most powerful and wrathful overlord.I want Alastor to send Vox straight to the shadow realm and mess with him during one of his radio shows. They keep referencing Alastor's broadcasts but we've never actually seen or heard any of them yet.
>>146445134Redeemed? No, he doesn't even want that. More on the protagonists side, helping Charlie run the hotel? Probably, even if I'm not entirely sure he won't be killed for shock value in the last season.His deal is clearly a set-up to allow him to keep his signature powers even after the whole soul deals system will be inevitably dismantled, since he doesn't get them from the souls he owns, possibly having a villain arc before the final boss hits
>>146449210Cute! Let him in!
>>146450885No. Beware. The Radio Demon is fearsome.
>>146445134He has a shot at being my onahole
>>146445988I don't know how anyone saw him as intimidating, the second those were confirmed ears he instantly became adorable
These threads have revitalized me
>>146451149Holy fuck, he is made for femdom
>Vox plushie being released wonder how the fangirls who buy it will feel once they discover he's a rapist too
>>146451503extremely aroused most likely
>>146451503I'm sure some of them will have the speediest character development from sensitive antis into "it's ok to like evil characters" ever
Well, that's one way to get out of the deal
>>146445652>His last name used to be Hartfelt.I thought his full name was Alastor Altruist.
>>146451503Is it rape if the raped is so slutty?
>>146445134Would be funny if Heaven considers him on the path of Redemption and tells him that despite being a serial killer all his victims were also evil assholes, and this counted as good karma making him a righteous killer.
>>146449041Yeah he doesn't see her as a daughter figure because he's gonna see her as a figure to make daughters with
>>146451503I hope to see at least one of them burn the Vox plush, but I'm sure they won't actually care.
>>146452079I think he would be really fucking pissed at that kekkk
Is it just me or are all of Viv's 'healthy' couples just odd?>ChaggieEven though admittedly it's one of my favorites in terms of fanon, canonically it's stuck in a limbo and Charlie still doesn't even listen to what Vaggie has to say in the leaks. Viv is pulling her punches really hard here, making it stale. They have no effect on each other whatsoever.>Moxxie x MillieProbably the least bad ship here, but they hardly do anything than sing love songs, it's kinda unnatural how they're permanently stuck in their honeymoon phase>FizzarozzieLegitimately the only thing in Helluva Boss that gave me second hand embarrassment that I watched their scenes only once. And it's even weirder with the themes of class struggle and the plot trying to convince Fizz to just lose himself in his rich sugar daddy to escape from his another sugar daddy that exploited him since his childhood.
>>146452243Chaggie in particular is really weird because everyone insists it's a healthy relationship but when you actually look at it, there's so many problems.Vaggie says she supports Charlie's dream and would do anything for her, but he's constantly overly cautious in a way that gets between Charlie and her dream. Trying to stop her in "You didn't know", not liking her singing and dancing, not wanting to go with her to heaven, constantly trying to talk her out of things.At the same time, she doesn't have anything outside of Charlie and the hotel. If they broke up, she'd be completely alone and even homeless. That's toxic.And every time someone criticizes Viv's darling unseasoned ship they just willfully misinterpret our criticisms and just think we dislike them because they're "not in honeymoon phase", hence the upcoming sexy chaggie song in season 2.Charlie comes across as a pushover, and Vaggie constantly tries to overcorrect everything she does and never trusts her to know what she's doing. It's not support, it's hindering. Not to mention, obviously, she lied to her for three years.However, I'm still hopeful this could be on purpose.Take all these minor flaws which would be resolved... exploit them by lovebombing Charlie. Enter Alastor, who in words doesn't support Charlie's dream, but despite this encourages her to pursue it and helps her. By his own admission.As Charlie said>"Dad, stop! He's defending this hotel! It may be a bit more sadistic than I'd hoped, but he's doing it for me! How come he can have faith in me but my own father can't?"We know he doesn't actually have that faith, but with chaggie in such a precarious position, it's gonna be easy to drive them apart. Like Alastor already attempted in the pilot.That is to say, if Viv is based.
>>146452349Charlie is the one who will lovebomb Alastor! It will be very cute! Alastor domestication!As for Chaggie, I agree with the issues you presented, but I expect that those issues will be resolved in Vaggie's character arc. Idk how though. She needs to find something outside of Charlie that she feels passion for.
>>146452520Lovebombing is a negative thing, it's a manipulation tactic to make the victim trust you and depend on you, while isolating them from their friends and family. But I agree Alastor domestication is coming, regardless. He can attempt a little manipulation before that, as a treat. He's desperate.
>>146452546I'm pretty sure Alastor will be done with the manipulation after this season. He's thoroughly out of patience, exposed and desperate.
>>146452609He'll be escalating sure but the two things go hand in hand, it's not an either or thing.
>>146452620Manipulation requires to be on a higher ground on some level and to have a clear mind. Alastor has none of those. At best he could manipulate through pity, but if he wanted that he would have just showed Charlie his wound instead of hiding, he would have had her wrapped around his finger
>>146452546Oh, I didn't know that, thanks for explaining. In that case, it can be a love tsunami.>as a treatKek, maybe, but Alastor hasn't been shown to be all that good at manipulation. Even in the scene with his deal with Charlie, he was snappish and hurried and his eye was twitching with impatience when he asked "do we have a deal?"I think he's simply too desperate too pull it off effectively.
>>146452645>In that case, it can be a love tsunami.>Charlie and Alastor love each other so much that it becomes codependent.I can see it happening. They'll form an unhealthy bond based on their shared and similar trauma. Alastor will act like they're the only two who get each other, and they'll become toxic as they get worse together. Cool!
>>146452349>However, I'm still hopeful this could be on purpose.Fully agree.Chaggie could become a pretty solid plot if the flaws are intentional. To me it looks like a relationship of two parties that refuse to refuse to leave their comfort zone and when it will come down to them having to be honest to each other it'll fall apart shortly. But... we've already had that arc and the story skid through it like butter, which is exactly where people feel that unscratched itch.People usually don't realize how lonely Charlie was/is, so her and Vaggie's sudden jump to a relationship makes sense. They were both looking to fill a hole in their heart all at the same time. Charlie has broken bird syndrome, she wanted a perfect sinner to tend to and to feel better about herself, and Vaggie was probably going through an existential crisis, and before she had time to reflect, she's found another escapism, an anchor to follow while not wanting to confront the ugly parts of herself. They're a perfect match, aren't they?Though I wouldn't say that Vaggie is disinterested in Charlie's ideas of redemption. But she believes in it as much as she believes she herself deserves a second chance (plus she still has her exorcist biases), which is what she shares with Alastor, neither of them believe they deserve redemption - Alastor knew his place was in hell before he died. So perhaps subconsciously they're both looking for that to be subverted by Charlie.
>>146452645He's never really been good at manipulation I agree, but that won't stop him from trying (and failing, spectacularly).
>>146445134No.Hell is forever. Sinners had their chance.
>>146452675>Though I wouldn't say that Vaggie is disinterested in Charlie's ideas of redemption. But she believes in it as much as she believes she herself deserves a second chance (plus she still has her exorcist biases), which is what she shares with Alastor, neither of them believe they deserve redemption - Alastor knew his place was in hell before he died. So perhaps subconsciously they're both looking for that to be subverted by Charlie.Very well said, and I must admit seeing so many writing parallels between Alastor and Vaggie makes me excited for what's ahead.I think they could actually fix Chaggie if they tried, but s1 rushed their conflict so much that I'm not sure they can.
They would make quite the besties
>>146452884The fic that art is from is kinda fucked upI agree though, it would be fun to see them get along more, especially since they would definitely bicker
>>146452905Damn, is it a good read? The art goes pretty hard.
>>146452905I imagine they would have a relationship that's similar to Eugene and Cassandra in Tangled the series.https://youtu.be/RewtgEyEmsM?si=c5NuwjtPHjnqfIEi
>>146451503Well they were warned, Vivzie kept saying he was a villian and liking posts saying how he and val were the same evil
>>146453535The casting sheets have been leaked for a long time and they speak clearly.
>>146446074He kisses cute boys on the down low.
>>146453596He's the least homosexual character of the entire cast
>>146453617>least homosexual character>>in a VivziepopNot a high bar kek.
>>146451503
>>146453572>Using the other Vees to his own endsAnd people insist the Vees are friends and not just using each other and toxically codependent.
Would the male version of picrel be Vox poking Alastor's balls and calling them small?
This is your reminder that Viv's high school YouTube channel x zoophobia x has a playlist called "favorites" that has multiple videos about women getting tied down and dominated by evil men
>putting this much thought into 12 year old Viz's oc she drew in school
>>146454115>not overthinking your own characters
>>146454115>Not overthinking your favorite charactersIt's like you don't even care.
>>146454115He usted to be a shapeshifting deer with a human form and son of furry satan, I think he has changed a lot since his creation
>>146454115What else should I put my thought into?
>>146446795Will Alastor eat man butt?
They know a red flag when they see one.
>>146454619More like red fag, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Viv should take the poly pill and make Chaggastor and Poly Vees canon
>>146451177
>>146454115I put all my thoughts and cum into the cute deer
>>146455332Based canon Alastor. Will never understand how people gaslit themselves into thinking the kissless virgin who responded like this when being propositioned would be a horny sex god.
>>146455332How do you get THIS worked from tongue play alone? Is Rosie made up of something?
>yuri huskerdust...I see it now.
>>146452934It's decent if you like reading about new and bizarre modes of suffering for Alastor. He gets infected by angelic energy from Adam's attack which leaves him infested with a parasite (baby) in his CHEST, and he doesn't know it until it gets extracted. It's all presented as body horror.It focuses on Vaggie and Alastor becoming friends if you like that.
>>146455933>girl Alastor being shorter than CharlieCute as hell
>>146456362Now this is an mpreg I can get behind.
>>146456362Now Alastor must become zombie Adam's wife.
>>146456387Boy Charlie would be a tall lad like his father.
>>146455530Alastor has never kissed, of course he'd melt like an overwhelmed fawn
>>146453793To be fair, Viv makes them sound like a wholesome uwu family, which is a pretty odd way to describe a bunch of rapists/rape supporters.
>>146457231
>pilotniggers seething over Alastor being "ruined" againWhy do they want a boring mary sue so badly?
>>146457261Wrong place, anon, /hhg/ is into the trash
>>146455261I want both chaggistor and radiohuskerdust to end up canon
>>146457544Lad at this point just make a hotel orgy
>>146457544>>146457607Just make Alastor the communal toilet
>>146456747Alastor being a spergy virgin like me is a headcanon I cannot endorse, he definitely has some game
Why are they hiding Lilith's eyes?
>>146457544There's a word for what you're thinking of, it starts with F and ends with Amily
>>146457607I have considered it>>146457706I support it>>146458184You have sex with your family?
>>146458041C'mon... you already know why.
>>146458245If piggy makes the wifeswap theory true I'll draw her as a nugget
>>146458228>You have sex with your family?Well, no, but they're in hell already.
Alastorfags, who is your second favorite character and why?
>>146458331I love inserting Alastor in the canon relationships, he makes them instantly better.
>>146458482I want to fuck all three of these sissies. Yes, Husk counts because he's just a grumpy experienced sissy.
>>146458408I can't choose, I like all the hotel members...
>>146457846>he definitely has some gameIt's all smoke and mirrors, man canonically doesn't handle it well when he's simply propositioned
>>146458408This is actually a really hard question, I like a lot of characters for different reasons, and some I enjoy more in a certain dynamic rather than on their own, making it even more difficult.Which is why I will reply with a tierlist instead. This is in no way final, and actually I'm sure when s2 airs a lot will change rank. Not Alastor though. And probably not Charlie.
>>146458408I guess Pentious
>>146458513You'd come out of it coughing hair and feathers
>>146459359Hey, if they like it when I bite them as I breed them then it's worth a little fur and feathers in my mouth.
>>146459409>telling alastor to go fuck himself
>>146459409I want to fuck his wound until I hear him whimper.
>>146459010Solid tastes, even though we're about a 60% match lel>>146458408
>>146459480They're so lovely, they have perfect couple vibes. Viv is an idiot.
>>146459573What's the green category?
>>146459666
>>146458408I've had a soft spot for Sir Pen since the pilot
>>146459686
>>146459409Love when human Alastor tops his deer form. He does feel like more of a top than sinner Alastor somehow despite having no powers
>>146459686She's gonna heal him with the power of love
>>146459678Characters that I don't really care about individually>>146459812Stupidly powerful bottom x weaker top is a goated trope
>>146459883I see... does your tierlist influence your shipping taste at all? I know mine does, somewhat.
>>146460053It just feels right
>>146460118
>>146459973No, I made that tierlist based on how I like them as standalone characters, even though I could like the way some of them write themselves into the story and character dynamics more than the characters themselves
Cute and canon
>>146460167I don't like to judge characters in a vacuum. If I find that I enjoy a character much more for how it interacts with another one, I'll inevitably end up liking that character more. Not all of my favs are high up because they mesh well with Alastor in a dynamic (Adam for example), but it definitely helps. Inversely, it's not crucial, see Niffty (whom I still love anyway).
>>146460173Canon rape you mean
>>146460173>this ship is so dead>this ship is canonThe duality of Radiorosefags is fun
>>146460278Rosie dressed him like her little doll. He should break bad and wear his old busboy outfit more.
>>146460231Yes!>>146460278I wasnt fan of the besties dynamic I really liked the leaks and the way alastor told her he was hers since they met
>>146460278It feels like she acts a lot like a mother to him, which makes the ship hotter. Mind you I'm not necessarily saying a good mother.
>>146459381Which of the three would be most into being bitten?
>>146448644I think you're misremembering. While Kendraws did mastermind a lot of the pilot and vision there was no mention of "Hartfelt" in the provided screencaps and a Google search similarly turns up nothing.
>>146460423I don't know what happened to the callout post, maybe a screenshot got removed or something, but I remember very very clearly that there was more to this conversation when I originally read through it. He mentions "Hart" because he was explaining the double meanings in the last name. With felt being both related to voodoo puppets and feeling, and hart being both an adult male deer and "heart". Feel free to not believe me, but I remember it.
>>146460483Double-checked, seems you were right.Also seems like a scrapped idea though.(And credit to the pilot writers, I think Angel's line here being changed to a sexist jab was funnier.)
>>146460376I think Husk would like it the most. Being bitten on the scruff or the back of the neck would give him a new and pleasurable experience with his beastly body, he already seems so touch starved and he hates being in his demonic form. There's lots of room for some fun and teasing.
>>146460696I could have sworn on God that he explains the meaning of Hartfelt in some messages and Vivzie liked it. I don't have screenshots though, so I'll just go crazy I guess.Honestly I think it was/is a good last name, but considering where it came from, she probably can't use it now.
>>146460218Well it's an estimate of characters, not shipsOnly waifufags usually see characters in a vaccuum, those who no longer care about the source material and are in it only for one guy
>>146460173>he dressed up all nice and brought roses to hopefully sway her>she demeaned him and pet him and treated him like a cute little lambCute, hope she uses a strap on him regularly
>>146460988He's lucky she hasn't demanded constant sex from him because if she did, he'd have no choice
>>146460988She must think he is so cute
>>146460988>Alastor has a soft spot for his mom because she's the only person who's nice to him>his dad is an asshole and so is everyone else>he develops a preference for women's company>ends up in hell>owned and demeaned by a woman constantly, but she reminds him of his mom>just take the abuse for 100 years
>>146461078>Charlie enters the chat
>>146461099Sorry he has better options
>>146461078>>146461099Does his brain short circuit if a guy treats him with kindness?
>>146461161No he doesn't
>>146461204Yes, sorry Charlastorfag, Charlie only wants to scissor Vaggie she couldnt care less about Alastor, like in the last song she was only grieving sirpentious, alastor was second tought
>>146461287>the better option is the woman who's keeping him as a slave and giving him breakdowns regularlySorry radiorosefag, it's not looking good...
>>146461358Literally the kind of woman he has been into since his creation
>>146461287Rosie is a puppet of Roo's, she's not real. RadioRose go bye bye.
>>146461509If Rosie ends up being a puppet of Roo that just makes Radiorose even more possible since they both would be victims of her
>>146461473The girl in your picture is called Kaycee. She might have a lot in common with the current Roo, who in turn has a lot in common with Charlie, specifically design-wise, but who knows what's ahead...
>>146461637And when Charlie gets corrupted and her full potential awakened, she'll have even more in common with Roo. Notice the red arm like in the season 1 finale.
>>146461473>Alastor's whole romantic arc is gonna be falling for a chaotic evil woman who manipulates and uses him, but he's too enamored to careI don't even care which woman it is. Rosie? Roo? Charlie? Just do it.
>>146461693Roo could be Charlie real mother and if she goes berserk Vaggie would probably bring her back with the power of love or something
>>146445134I would strongly prefer he is not redeemed.
ROOsie
>>146461757She could be, or she could also be the evil version of Charlie, we don't know yet. Either way their design similarities are apparent, which means Charlie in any case has evil inside her. She's the yin to Alastor's yang, whose whole point is that he has a heart. That's why he should save her, and fall for her in the meantime.Unrequited, of course, but still.
>>146461857Dude at this point just write fanfiction, Vivzie is a fujo that likes Alastor raped by men and Charlie having a wholesome lesbian relationship if you really think both of their arcs are gonna be linked to each other instead of more yaoi and yuri bait you will be so disapointed
>>146461930I like to have expectations without thinking they'll actually happen, if that makes sense. I see the potential. In reality Alastor probably won't end up with anyone, or fall for anyone.
>>146461965Then stop inserting charlastor everytime someone wants to talk about another alastor ship, here have something more up to your taste
>>146461171Maybe that's why he fell out with Vox, he assumed he only wanted one thing
>>146461992Charlastorfags never shut up or stop inserting themselves into any fucking HH/HB thread, you're wasting your breath.
>>146461992Oh I wasn't the one who replied this >>146461099>>146461161I didn't insert anything
>>146461992You're literally the one who started it, I have nothing against radiorose
>>146462094In fact here have some fanart
>>146462117I literally ship it myself
>>146462133
>>146462144
>>146462041>men only want one thing and it's disgusting post by Alastor>it's a pic of someone just picking something up for Alastor because he saw that he dropped it
>>146462159Are we good now
>>146462094How?>>146461099This was the annoying charlastor post that started to be annoying >>146462064I wasnt here for the pilot but now I understand why they were so hated, I just tought it was a cute ship with the regular annoying fans everything ship has
>>146445134>Does he have a shot at redemption?don't want to end up a cartoonin a cartoon graveyardbone diggerbone digger...
>>146462220How is that post annoying?
>>146462041To be fair, Alastor is entirely right about Vox being a pervert judging by season 2 leaks.
>>146462220>I just tought it was a cute ship with the regular annoying fans everything ship hasThey've always been by far the most annoying shippers on /co/ out of all Hazbin ships. They've been shamed a bunch since the pilot, but my God they were unbearable in 2019.
Seethe
>>146462347Was there a meltdown when the episode of hells greatest dad came out and alastor called her the daughter she wished he could have?
>>146462421There were hundreds of people saying charlastor was suddenly "a proship" and that "charlastors btfo" meanwhile the actual shippers didn't give a fuck because viv said Alastor wasn't being genuine. And half of them are into it anyway.
Alastor is gonna cuck Vaggie out of her relationship with Charlie, by making Charlie fall in love with him due to his manipulations, he will do this to use Charlie to get closer to the king (Lucifer) so he can try to coup him and become the new king of hell, Alastor will be the final boss of the series and won't be redeemed.
>>146462347shame this
>>146462528Wouldn't it be easier to ask for Charlie's hand in marriage so he can become king of hell on a technicality?
>>146462421/co/ Charlastors insisted it made it more canon because they're the most delusional of all shippers
>>146462566No because him marrying Charlie wouldn't make him king on its own
>>146462651It would if Lucifer dies in the s2 finale
>>146462657I guess, but I don't see Alastor being willing to co-rule with anyone, he wants total control, he may not even have any ill will towards Charlie and her friends, and may even like them on some level, but that won't stop him from wanting to be the overlord of all overlords (king of hell / Lucifer replacement). Besides, Charlie's benevolent redemption thing is in direct contrast and opposition to what Alastor wants in general, and would definitely be against him becoming the absolute dictator of hell.
>>146462696>muzzled LoonaGod damn it. Why you make me like this 4chan?
Alastor x Radio is the only canon alastor ship
>>146463401... Yes.
>>146455504>the kissless virgin who responded like this when being propositioned would be a horny sex god.is it not basically how hentai works?
https://files.catbox.moe/gfdm3t.mp4
>>146462320>>146457231>>146457248>>146453360>>146452199>>146449041>>146447258>>146447140
>>146447675And Alastor dumps Mimzy for the hotel, why?
>>146445134All he wants is a piece of Lucifer's daughter. He's just Jafar with deer ears.
>>146462291Not that guy but guessing the friction is feeling like conversation about Al’s mommy issues (or maybe Al in general) gets hijacked by Charlastors too much.Needn’t be mutually exclusive, says I.
>>146447623To see his smile broken. To see the beast hiding beneath.>>146447656>>146448361Also these.
What would Alastor do if I stole his mouth?
>>146464196>wants to rape and dominate the cute deerVox is literally me
>>146449041>Japanese Alastor says "bibi" when surprised cuteCUTE!!
>>146447615You know the irony? Alastor is the whole reason Charlie was able to get her hotel to work. Without him Pentious wouldn't have never gotten there, Charlie would have never known how to deal with the angels, would have never gotten an army and wouldn't have gained the initial advantage granted by the shield. He never believed in any of her bullshit, but he's the main reason why she can prove it works. It would be fun if finding an alternative way to heaven was his part of the deal with Rosie and he fulfilled it unknowingly after trying his hardest for a century.Besides...>muh, Alastor is an asshole who doesn't care about anyone Meanwhile Alastor: keeps some rubbish just because Niffty made it for him
>>146464392Vox is a very convenient character for fans
I want to slather Alastor in oil and push him down a giant slip and slide
>>146462064did I hear you imply that they DON'T deserve death?
>>146464255because he's under a secret oath/deal and he can't even tell Mimzy about it. He doesn't actually care that she fucked shit up or isn't "there for redemption", which is why she's so surprised that he didn't just automatically take her side. He just knows that her shenanigans could potentially spoil whatever deal he's in if she screws up the hotel plan.
>>146452079>>146452219It'd be doubly funny if he was intentionally trying to do the baddest possible thing, picking the most "innocent seeming targets," but like, he kills a random tranny and they turn out to be a Jessica Yaniv or SRHbutts, or he kills a dainty, mousy looking Christian librarian, but she was really Susan Smith, or he kills a kindly looking toymaker but the old coot was a Josef Fritzl
>>146464255>Mimzy gets to be the source of Alastor's genuine smile and hug him>takes advantage of himI fucking hate that fat bitch
>>146465110>Niffty's face seeing someone else hug Alastor
>>146463342new confusing fetish unlocked
>>146464438we don't talk about japanese alastor.
>>146465110I would sell my soul for Alastor to give me a genuine hug
>>146465312Well we should, he's cute
>>146465321If you want a genuine one you have to work for it
>>146462421Nope. helped by Viv herself saying she's not a daughter to him. I was here for all the threads when season 1 came out. The Charlastor optimism was very strong the entire time. One Vaggiefag got slightly pissy though.
>>146458482Same, anon
>>146465441The "it's a little funny, you could almost call me...Daaaaad" bit was great but I don't get how people didn't understand that his whole thing there was just trying to fuck with Lucifer and poke him where it hurts the most. It was obvious, right?
>>146465510(cont.) Like, the entire time in the song he keeps looking at Lucifer's reactions and grinning at his discomfort more than he's looking at Charlie. How did people actually misconstrue what was actually going on there even when it's spelled out?
>>146465524Never underestimate how dense people can be when watching a piece of media, anon
I guess this is the new hhg fellow fags.
>>146465663These are primarily for Alastor lust, don't compare us to /hhg/'s shit taste
>>146465671nigga you guys post the same shit that was posted there lol.
>>146465674Then the quality there must have improved drastically in the last few days, because the last time I've been there there was a bunch of women whining that their self insert wasn't a gary stu anymore and blabbering about periods
I would give anything to gently kiss, lick and bite his long, elegant neck
>>146465967Alastor should never have facial hair, including that stupid mustache
>>146464304We don't really know much about Al's mommy issues yet, but if anything, Rosie is kind of hinted to be Lilith, which would mean she's giving mommy issues to Charlie and Alastor at the same time for different reasons. I agree though, I want to talk about everything Alastor related, especially his various issues.I still didn't see that post as particularly annoying I think those anons just don't really like the ship which is fine.
>>146464490This. Finally a smart anon.I never considered that what Rosie is looking for is a way into heaven, but it actually makes so much fucking sense? It explains why he was sent to the hotel since that's its primary goal, and it explains why he's so dead set about redemption (aka getting into heaven) is not possible. Because he's been trying to find a way for more than a hundred years.Anyway, Alastor has unknowingly provoked a lot of good things into happening. If he eventually starts doubting it, I think he'll get reminded.He's the reason everything was set in motion, he's the reason the hotel made it through the season 1 finale, he's the reason Angel and Husk met, he's the reason Charlie talked to Rosie and forgave Vaggie. He makes good things happen by setting things in motion.And he's sentimental, deep down. He cares deeply, he is capable of unconditional love. Niffty is proof. But the scene in the season 1 finale is also proof. He separates himself and observes the others interact, but he muses as though he's already grown attached. He watches over them from the balcony.I'm not saying he's good. He's a complex character, with both good and bad.
>>146466464It's insane how much I love this little poster here. It's so domestic. I sure hope Alastor gets reminded of the good he did, because this whole season is specifically about destroying the mask he built for himself. If he was purely trying to manipulate Charlie, he wouldn't try to hide his injury to the point of isolation, he would use it to gain an advantage. There lies all the difference between the character and the mask.
>>146466464If Rosie is Lilith and is trying to get into haeaven, her keeping cannibal town so remarkably nice could be foreshadowing. Maybe she just hates Hell as much as Lucifer?It begs the question of the Lilith in heaven (possibly Eve) and how that ties into everything, though.
>>146466632Exactly. He knows she has broken bird syndrome and would be all over him to look after and protect him if she knew. But that's exactly why he won't tell anyone. He wants to look strong and in control. Like he doesn't need anyone.And like he doesn't care. But he does care.I feel like season 2 is gonna call into question why Alastor did all he did, and might make him doubt himself. All his vulnerabilities are gonna be exposed, and that's exactly when the support and closeness he desperately craves will come. That's when he's gonna see who really cares about him, even if he's not at all ready to accept it yet. I like to think s2 is when his mask cracks.>>146466703Thinking about it, it wouldn't even make sense for the real Lilith to be in heaven. The show wants us to believe she wanted to rally the people against heaven just for the selfish goal to get into it, and once she did, she abandoned everyone. No, that's most literally Eve.All the dialogue in episode 7 makes it very obvious that Rosie is Lilith, who is (or believes herself to be) Charlie's mom.A deal with Alastor would have been useful to her since he didn't know anything about hell when he made it, plus he already had this urge to kill which she could use to her advantage.
he will fuck an angel next season>source?i had a vision
>>146467221Why the Eve/Lilith switcharoo though
Any [non-lewd] requests?
>>146467221Vivzie dear, don't do this to me... let Rosie be her own character pls
>>146467221I still think Rosie is Eve, personally. If she wants to infiltrate heaven, what's better than a chained soul? It's like having a mole in there
>>146468198Alastor being hugged by Charlie, Husk and Niffty
>>146465503Alastor more like ALPHAstor
>>146465503Why is he so shippable that he works even in established couples?
>>146468307I'm sorry anon...
>>146468334I triedThey tried
>>146468751Alastor is a happy medium between Adam's manliness and Lucifer's dandyness. He's not as tough as they are but his personality is the best of both worlds.
>>146468307I think I could roll with a reveal of *either* Rosie’s not who she seems *or* Lilith’s not, but surely both is too god damn convoluted. …Surely?
>>146468997Cuteeee thank you anon! He is so loved.
>>146469043He's perfect you're right
>>146469043Nah, Alastor is at the end of the dandiness spectrum, we at least saw Lucifer throw hands
>>146470337I don't think she's so bad
Wagiestor
>>146469043The only masculine thing about Alastor is his height. He's more feminine and dandy than Lucifer too.The real question is who is more girly, him or Angel?
>>146445798Vox will get slaughtered and possibly eaten by Alestor's Master. Charlie could also kill the entire Vee's herself, or have someone else kill them, whenever she wants.It's stupid anyone would even talk shit to Charlie or even look at her funny considering she is the Princess of Hell. It doesn't make any sense.
>>146470889This is ironically not far from his usual life. He does menial jobs at the hotel too.
>>146471590You're talking about appearances, I'm talking about actions. Alastor is proactive and Lucifer is reactive. Being proactive is manly.
>>146469043>>146469624Oh my perfect husbando>>146471688kek
>>146471669seeing the many examples of how Charlie responds to disrespect, it makes a lot of sense.she never retaliates with violence or cries to daddy when her peons get in her face.you can imagine that she was feared once but after people got to know her and tested her boundaries they realized the kitten never bares her claws. of course, if the cartoon had more than 9 measly episodes this could have been shown instead of imagined.
>>146445988>>146446074>>146446151>>146446557>>146451138I wish vivzie didn't pull any punches.If they had the balls they would show Alastor killing and possibly cannibalizing a relatively innocent sinner and broadcasting it on air. or show a flashback to some of the terrible stuff he did before playing nice for charlie and the gang.He was a serial killer with a strange moral code before he came to hell, I want to know just exactly his killing rules are. Alastor was supposed to be creepy and untrustworthy, but he didn't really feel threatening ever because we never got to see just how dark he could be. Closest thing we got was just generic power flexing with 'le powerful tentacle magic' in the pilot and a few of the other episodes and him eating a deer carcass, but that's about it.
I want to have his children
Kek jannies deleted the Vivziepop thread but left the mormon thread up thats just nonstop theological shitflinging.
>>146472785In his leaked flashback he stabs a guy just for spilling wine on his coat, kek. I do wish we saw more of the supposedly terrifying horrible stuff he did
>>146468631He's a bottom bitch, cope
>>146469043Lucifer is more masculine than Alastor, Al uses gay little hand gestures and sits cross legged, has girly hair, has girly wide hips, never had sex, cross dressed, and gets rekt by other men.
>>146473261One of these men has a longer and thicker cane than the other.
>>146472217>Alastor is proactiveAnd gets put in his place by women and men while Lucifer actually gets shit done. Alastor does a lot of posturing and then gets his shit kicked in like a pathetic small dicked beta.
>>146473285Alastor's is currently broken and he needs to beg a woman to fix it, which she blithely refuses
>>146473223thanks to her he likes to crossdress
>>146473261Lucifer is usually depicted as very feminine in fanart, so that may cloud someone's visionsI know women always tend to draw men being more feminine and doing womanly body language but Lucifer seems one of the more extreme cases
He's the most masculine in this show
>>146473496
>>146473424>Lucifer is usually depicted as very feminine in fanartRadioapples bastardize Lucifer to hell and back and masculinize Alastor. Worst ship
>>146473662I like how they also make his hair longer even though it's short in canon. Lucifujos are such cancer.
You now remember Lucifer grabbed Alastor's entire waist with one hand and tossed him around easily
>>146473723Radioapple Lucifer and Adamsapple Lucifer are almost two entirely different characters
>>146473723I love seeing drunk Alastor
>>146474302He's do rapeable
>>146473848I wish adamsapple lucifer was the one in radioapple
>>146473848>Radioapple LuciferOOC trash>Adamsapple LuciferBased and IC
I want this Lucifer.
>>146473075
Spooky stag
>>146476345Needs rape correction
>>146474786>all the rapey ladies are either trannies or fujoshis fantasizing about fictional characters on imageboards.I know most of the anons in this thread are guys but I'm still going to bitch and moan.Being a guy who's into CNC is truly a special kind of hell. There's already a drought of straight women in the kink scene irl, not to mention ones who want to rape a guy. As someone who doms for women most of the time I can confidently say that being a girl with a rape kink is infinitely easier than being a boy with one. Always the rapist, never the raped. The only girls willing are all just professional mistresses who are all just assholes for money and way too stuck up and uncaring to actually get the nuances of CNC that make it appealing. No I don't want a leatherclad big lady to yell at me or humiliate for money, that's fucking lame. I just want a perverted but otherwise normal girl to rape me and use me to entertain and pleasure herself because she genuinely wants to. (also saging since this reply is a bit off topic, I've fucking had itand publicly complaining is my only solace.)
>>146476558I think a lot of men probably feel like you because at the end of the day every human wants to feel wanted so much that an "attacker" can't resist taking them. It's just socialized to be acceptable for women to be that way and for men not to be. There's also a fair amount of women who wish they could fuck and cum inside men too. Not to sound pro-troon, but life would be so much easier if we all had the same genitals
>>146473223Just a big doberman.
>>146473223>he just looks put out but still takes itCute little bitch <3
>>146476558There are women who are into this, but the majority of them are lesbian or latent ftmsStraight women are just not built for this
>>146475537*SOB*
>>146476558This is incredibly hot, I wish I had found someone like you before I was off the market lol
>>146476558My ex was great at this. Ended up being totally crazy but the good times were great and the sex was amazing, I miss her sometimes. God damn it, Mel.
>>146476558I would rape you anon
Hnnnnnnngh
>>146476558Im a cis girl that wants to peg a cute boy but that is imposible here in the third world country where Im from so I enjoy seeing my favorite fictional characters get fucked and whimper, Im excited for Voxal in second season, hope you have luck finding a girl, there must be one that hides it like me, dont lose hope get a fujo girlfriend
>>146476918
>>146477072Now show me the part where he eats it
>>146476929>>146476977>>146477056>probably implying peggingthat's another thing. Any dude can go out and get pegged. where I live that's not hard, but I don't do anal, giving or receiving. it's surprising to me that plain forceful female on male groping and intercourse with safewords is more rare than pegging buttstuff. you think it would be the other way around.Pegging is overrated and gross imo, but I'm not going to judge anyone for it.
>>146477149I’m the first one, and I hate the idea of pegging or doing any buttstuff to a guy, that’s a no-go zone from me
>>146477072
>>146477056One day>>146477269based.Okay everyone back to the scheduled programming of posting deer fella. thanks for confiding in my whining.
>>146477350
>>146477368
>>146473723>>146474899I will never forgive the Radioapple fujos for producing so much fanart but having the vast majority of it be worthless. Especially because I actually really like Radioapple if it is in character. At least the Appleradio tag tends to be better.
>>146477901We only need more interactions between them and going by the leaks we are getting them
>>146477901Fujo's law: For every piece of in-character art a popular pairing has, there must exist 500 other pieces very ooc where one or both characters are wearing a dress and hitting on each other
I want Alastor to be a good boy.
>>146445134He’ll end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard
Oh my deer sweet love
>>146477901Alastor is literally posed to sit on Lucifer's lap
>>146477901God, Alastor is such a cunty looking slut.
>>146479133You think he's aware of it?
>>146479700He likes the attention.
>>146480273Dumb deer. That clearly didn't go well with Vox.
Al needs rape correction
>>146480634Just give him some grape juice and then take it away. He'll feel ontologically raped.
imagine how desperate he must have been then. So cute
>>146480634He won't love you no matter how much you try to correct him, Vox
This is the gayest thread I've ever seen. Are you all gay ass niggas or fujo fangirls?
>>146481273Who knows? Keep the mystery alive.
>>146481273It's a mix around here. I'm a shameless fangirl but not into the gay ships/fujo art of my husbando, I just want to dominate him.
>>146481273Im a straight man with femdom fetish, this show gave me a reason to start watching it
>>146459666>Husk is their son
>>146452055ask Jegudiel/Thyatira/Pewdiepiethen again he can't give you a straight answer with jezebels finger up his ass
>>146481273I didn't post any porn addict stuff, the show just attracts guys and porn addicts, who would've guessed
>>146484252>guys*gays
>>146481273Personally I'm a fujo
>>146478883Now who's delusional
>>146480668Do you think he might fall for her? As he becomes more desperate?
>>146482741>straight men are into charlastor tooMy man>>146481499Pretty much, though I ship him with some men too
>>146486150>implying they're wrong
>>146487320well yes
>>146481273I don't ship them personally. I just want to see the buck broken in due time.>Are you all gay ass niggas or fujo fangirls?Yes.
I wonder if its rude to join those voice chats that Japanese artists are having on Twitter
>>146489126That top left Charlie... she's cute
Charlastor will unfortunately never become canon but that just means we have to make it ourselves. Post Charlastor requests.
>>146489244I love her so much
>>146489394I love you anon, I love pretty much any charlastor flavor but right now I'm feeling Alastor yearning for/preying on Charlie. Like, keeping a close eye on her, like a hawk. Do with that what you will.
>>146489394Hmm... how about human Alastor x default Charlie (with their accurate heights)
>>146489394Sigh... phantom of the opera AU.
>>146489394forced wedding, like Alastor asked for her hand in marriage for his part of the deal
>>146489612I love that idea, scheming Alastor is so good. I drew this in the past but it's not exactly the same>>146489531Defo doing this one first, will report back later
>>146489689Charlie is so retarded... I want her
>>146489778post more radiohuskerdust please
>>146489778I love that this artist made Angel's leg invisible so we could get a view of Alastor's butt
>>146489689It would be incredible if Alastor asked Charlie's hand as a way to free himself and gain power, that's how I know Viv doesn't have it in her
>>146490055>as a way to free himself and gain powerHow exactly? Given it would make him lose influence over her, so lose power, it won't make him change nature, which is what gives her and Lucifer power, and was made abundantly clear in the show that pure status has zero value. Seriously, where does that """theory""" comes from?
>>146490181>pure status has zero valuecitation neededcharlie being a little dove doesn't count, all the other bigwigs constantly throw their weight around
>>146490916>charlie being a little dove doesn't countWhy? Because it doesn't suit your little shipper fanfiction prompt? She's literally the third in line for the throne, yet she's constantly and directly belittled and mocked. That's status without show of power. What the overlords do is throwing power around as we're even explicitly told by Alastor's part in the song with Rosie (his name and status is not enough to inspire fear without constant show of power, which he couldn't do for 7 years)
>>146489971Kek>>146489837
>>146487560They're not
>>146489531Delivery??
>>146490484I really like the headcanon that they knew each other in life.
>>146491542>implying the merch crew are making separate illustrations that actually match up to secretly cater to your crackship is perfectly reasonableAccept you're delusional, there's no shame in it
>>146491625Anon!!!!!!! This is outstanding, I'm the original anon and I'm so happy with this, you really understood the vibes! He's so obsessed with her it makes him lose sanity. Thank you so much for making my day with this beautiful art, I wish you the best. You're really talented.
>>146491645That's not what I was saying, I was saying Alastor was perfectly posed to sit on Lucifer's lap because he is a bottom. I don't ship Radioapple
>>146491245Do we know enough to really say the status doesn't come with any power of its own yet? Overlords get theirs from owning souls, which you'd think the royal family would also have some kind of general dominion over. But then, not like they'd need it, and Lucifer doesn't really seem to think of sinners as "his people" the way Charlie does anyway, so. Shrug.
>>146491245never said a word about "shipper fanfiction." projection much?
>>146491746I didn't even necessarily mean it just for status, he'd effectively be holding Charlie hostage without technically harming her or having her harm anyone
>>146489551Interested in this one, but I have no idea what human Alastor's height is. 6'0"? Charlie is like 6'6". Viv is obsessed with unnaturally tall characters so it's always hard to tell.>>146489589You suffer just like I do. I will not forget you, I'll be back.
>>146491625That's some good art, Anon.
>>146491625I love your style so much, do you have socials?
>Charlastors infesting the Alastor rape thread and making it all about them and him dominating her I hate you cunts so goddamn much
>>146492356These threads have been run into the ground at this point, they're barely even about gooning to the deer anymore. I'm not gonna bump them, fuck this.
>>146491828>Interested in this one, but I have no idea what human Alastor's height is. 6'0"? Charlie is like 6'6". Viv is obsessed with unnaturally tall characters so it's always hard to tell.Picrelated depicts human Al as 5'7", so it's up in the air reallyI'm satisfied as long as Charlie has a slightly inhuman demonic flair to her
>>146492356How about you post some alastor rape then instead of getting your panties in a twist
>>146492356Oh boohoo, let the Anon make some damn OC for people. But stay strong and I hope you find that rapist gf.
>>146492356Its boring because you post anything else that is not charlastor and you get a bunch of anons telling you that it couldnt be possible, also they dont even post the good charlastor fanart they just post ooc trash
>>146492356if you hate charlastor interactions this much I have no idea how you survived watching episode 5 and 7.
>>146476558>I just want a perverted but otherwise normal girl to rape me and use me to entertain and pleasure herself because she genuinely wants to.I never watched HH, but i felt a surge of based energy comming from this threadand I was rightFor me it's girl who are clearly less powerful domming characters who could rip them to shit, does this show have that, or is it straight ass
>>146492548Not that anon but only charlastor fans saw charlastor on those episodes, I only saw Alastor making use of her and proving Vaggie right about him not being trustworthy
Well, I was hoping that post wouldn't get any (You)s but here we areBut since we're on the subject, I hope you realize how dumb you sound bickering of whether some character is a top or bottom or who he gets shipped with, or complaining about what 15 year olds on Twitter are shippingI hope it's the at least women that are doing this because it'd be very concerning if it's a dude
>>146492609Charlie is more powerful than alastor, at this point a lot of characters are more powerful than him, and he is getting kidnaped next season by his stalker
>>146492656>3 typosThere goes my argument kek
>>146492612And Vox does what?
>>146492609>For me it's girl who are clearly less powerful domming characters who could rip them to shitOut of curiosity for the nuances of this: because the stronger character lets her do it, or because she has enough non-physical power to get what she wants against their will (blackmail, literal powers, etc.)?
>>146492725Rapes him in his sex dungeon
>>146492656Alastor is neither a helpless baby bottom nor a suave daddy top and I hope everyone realizes this
>>146492754He's still using Alastor and not being trustworthy, so not any different
>>146492784Yeah? Did I say he was trustworthy? He is literally a villian
>>146492839>I only saw Alastor making use of her and proving Vaggie right about him not being trustworthy
>>146492883Yeah? Alastor is not trustworthy either? He probably will betray the hotel at some point what does this have to do with Vox?
>>146492883"Alastor isn't trustworthy" =/= "Vox is." At all. No one was even talking about Vox?Except me, now, because as long as we're using the last hours of this thread to bitch our grievances to the wall, what the FUCK do I gotta do for a Voxabuse thread around here. Alfags have it too good...
>>146492932You will probably get a lot once the new season comes out, that leak with his broken screen is gold
>>146492911>>146492932I wasn't saying Alastor is trustworthy, I'm pointing out that using a person and not being trustworthy doesn't make your multiple interactions any less romantic looking. He literally appeared in her bed and kept invading her personal space, it's clear why some people saw that as ship fodder.
>>146489551I guess Charlie is on a field trip to Earth or something idk>>146492165I don't really use them so there's not much of a point in me linking, but thank you!
>>146493148Demon charlie softdomming human alastor who's shorter than her... new fetish unlocked.
>>146492769>Alastor is neither a helpless baby bottomHe is now without his staff. Bitch is weak, cope.
>>146493073Ah. Still kinda seems like a random comparison to me (and one that doesn't really prove the point, since as a Voxal-main I'd say those Charlastor interactions are way more overt and ship-teasing anyway), but cook I guess.
>>146493148That's so based anon, ty. Also nice dialogue.
>>146493247Wait so you do agree with me that those interactions were ship-teasing?
>>146493073Vox says in the final that getting to see Alastor beaten up is better than sex, he also had a misterious past were they were implied to be close, obviously people would see that there is something going on there and its confirmed now with the leaks, your proof is just Alastor acting like the most faggy man with his feet up in the air and proving Charlies girlfriend right
>>146493341Thats another anon, that responded to you>>146493343This is me And no you arent gonna change my mind I didnt saw those moments as shipteasing I didnt even knew Charlastor took them as a win
>>146493343totally platonic face holding according to anon
>>146493366I cant wait for your mealtdown when Charlie gets her sex scene with Vaggie
>>146493353Why wouldn't we>>146493410Chaggie being canon doesn't impact Charlastor any more than Vox having a sexual obsession with Alastor while he's asexual or Valentino raping Angel while he loves Husk, so I don't really care
>>146493366It's not going to happen anon. You're delusional.
>>146493341Well sure, but I wasn't the guy you were arguing with, I was just confused what Vox had to do with anything.>>146493343People see what they want to, really. "Alastor clearly hates Vox and wants to avoid him." "Alastor clearly still likes messing with Vox and stalks him right back." "Vox just hates Alastor and wants revenge, it's Val that matters to him." "Vox is obsessed with Alastor and the Vees are just tools." "Alastor obviously got in Charlie's bed flirtatiously." "Nah, he's just doing his faggy dandy thing." And on it goes.
>>146493444It's already happening as far as I'm concerned, I'm plenty happy with the current state of things
>>146492659damn, a bit suprising, considering he looks like tumblr daddy-who-can-blow-my-back-out bait>>146492740both are great, but i'd say i lean more on the formeryou ever read/watched Hellsing mayby? the relationship between Alucard and Integra is exactly the type of shit I loveIntegra is the stronger, domminating force between them because a) magical bullshit her father did on Alucard and b) the sheer respect Alucard holds for herAnd Alucard, while still an insane force because he's fucking Alucard lmao those locks are purely niceties, is the weaker force between them, SPECIFICALLY because of the respect he has for Integra's will to live and die as a human, along with the raw-dog hatred for vampires they both havehope that answers your question. if not, do tell
>>146493499This was exactly what we were talking about at the start of this threads, how a lot of fangirls tought alastor was a big alpha daddy but he is in reality viviene punching bag, I saw some saying they were gonna drop the show lol
>>146493465Living with only delusional crumbs so sad
>>146493499>damn, a bit suprising, considering he looks like tumblr daddy-who-can-blow-my-back-out baitHe's an asexual, he got utterly rekt last season, and his whole demeanor is smoke and mirrors. Dude is actually deeply insecure
>>146493460>what Vox had to do with anythingMostly just the fact that a ship doesn't have to be healthy or established in order to have been teased in a show. Obviously Vox has a sexual revenge fixation with Alastor, but Alastor is asexual, so his fixation looks more like possessiveness and control. Doesn't mean it's not there though, even with Chaggie being canon, which no one is denying. Huskerdust is also canon, but that doesn't make Valentino's actions towards Angel less overt. You know what I mean?>>146493579kek you're funny anon, whatever you say
>>146493562>>146493654>He's an asexual, he got utterly rekt last season, and his whole demeanor is smoke and mirrors.sheesh, sounds like you guys got swindled hard. From the looks alone i'd assume he's the type of guy to 4D chess the whole show into his favourmayby trying to get his rivals to repent in the hotel, or however that works
>>146493579I love my delusional crumbs so much
>>146493816>From the looks alone i'd assume he's the type of guy to 4D chess the whole show into his favourWell, he sure is trying. Trouble is he's spent so long burning bridges and trying to be the biggest dick in hell that most everyone at this point knows to either keep their distance, trust nothing he says, or else play that game better.
>>146493148Can they... kiss...
>Alastor becomes prime fujo abusebait>Becomes prime femdom materialAlastorbros how did we let this happen!??
>>146493816Not me I like pathetic Alastor
>>146494176willingly>t. cncKinkAnon checking back in on the thread somehow not pruned or archived yet
>>146494176Acquisition of our souls would have given him enough strength to tentacle-rape Adam instead. We failed him...Let's point and laugh now.
>>146481273No. Some of us want to sex Charlie, but Viv stuck her in a loveless lesbian relationship. (yes Charlie is "bi")
normal Charlie needs to force herself on (white) human Alastor
>>146494386I'm gonna laugh really hard when the sex duet drops next season because I absolutely cannot imagine them getting intimate, it's gonna look so goofy
>>146492356the Alastor threads when this was airing were overwhelmingly Charlastor because they got a lot of screentime and ship bait together
>>146493579He's not going to be in a relationship with a man either for that matter. she committed to the asexual thing and has to live with it now.
>>146494600Asexual doesnt mean no relationship it only means no sex, she decanonized Aromantic which is the one that means no relationship
>>146494541too little too late for chaggie. viv's not beating the allegations that she likes male characters more and chaggie is just token lesbian couple.
>>146494541With how puritanical the fans are, I doubt they'll take any chances regardless. Wouldn't want to give any of them the 'Ick' by showing some titties or - God forbid - actual lesbian sex. The show is forever stuck in safe edgy mode.
>>146481273I'm gay, not into abuse but this thread is absolutely hilarious. Alastor's going from Mysterious Powerful Tumblr Sexyman to getting hard dommed by EVERYONE is incredible. You know you're at a low when fans have you getting dommed by Charlie of all people.
>>146494548God bless
>>146494683That's why it's gonna be hilarious, imagine the most sexless sex duet possible. Can you imagine chaggie doing anything like the stolitz sex duet? Please. Their relationship is so deprived of sexuality that they come across as besties or sisters.And they haven't showed any sexual attraction in season one so it's gonna be jarring too.
>>146494698Between Infinite jobbing to King Boo/a Thwomp and Alastor being like this it seems to be open season on edgelord/tumblr sexyman charactersI wonder who's next
>>146494825I think they might actually tone up their sexuallity and relationship bc of the complains, so expect more chaggie this season
>>146494872>>146494883>the shitty captcha double posted your postI feel for you anon
>>146494910I hate the new captcha
>>146449023It is kind of profoundly pathetic ngl, I hate his ass too but for being an obnoxious retard who isn't charming about his desires to diddle M&M. The party thing is so angering because he still meant a lot to them and are letting him live rent free in their minds. When I saw the episode while three shots of rum in I was feeling like I was cheated despite Blitzo being the one who was cucked. Verosika lost the spot of hottest chick in the show to Stella and the twins, at least Stella being a rapist groomer psychopathic womanchild would have been way too fun compared to this woobifying of Verosika despite her mass rape orgy she orchestrated and molesting Moxxie. Would want to be molested by her but I do not want to be expected to blubber over her sadness, she is a really hot scumbag who Viv ruined.
>>146494872Eh... I doubt it. If Viv is too afraid to show a woman's ass in episode 4, then chances are, she's going to be afraid to show anything worse than that. And by some miracle there is actual nudity, Charlie and Vaggie will just have Barbie doll anatomy.
>>146494872That's just gonna get criticisms in the opposite direction because it's gonna look ridiculous, people weren't calling it boring unseasoned boiled chicken due to lack of sex
>>146494872If an example of Viv's idea of a sexually charged relationship is stolitz, chaggie is utterly doomed
>>146494872Why is vivzie incapable of writing good canon relationships? Why do all the canon relationships suck so bad?
>>146495089Quite simple: she's never had a healthy relationship before. Thus, there's no point of reference.
>>146495016The only chicks in Helluva given cheeks are the Twins and Beelzebub, and sort of Loona in new cherubs in power armor episode but I couldn't tell if that was just supposed to be the seam of her shorts or her actual ass outline.
>>146495115Literally the only good one is guitarspear for being unrequited, I can't understand this level of accidental self-own. She writes such flavorless "healthy" ships.
>>146494698people finally realized just how hot charlie domming Alastor and similar characters dynamics are. Also these threads are all just wishful thinking and fandom self-fellating because we all know something like >>146494872 is more likely and basically guaranteed because of just how much viv hates the straights for doing what gay people have been doing to other shows for decades. Shippers gonna ship regardless of character orientation in any fandom, and this universal fact is making her seethe. so we degenerates go back and forth about hot things we know are not going to happen to make ourselves feel better. speaking of which, yeah charlastor is nice, but what about vaggieXalastor enemies to lovers? doesn't matter if the girl is topping or bottoming, Who makes a better cuckquean, Charlie or Vaggie?
>>146495218Vaggiestor is great inside chaggistor for me, on its own I don't see it much but I loved when Alastor bullied her in the pilot. Personally I like Vaggie better with Angel Dust due to their original writing, or with Lute due to it being really fucking hot
>>146491767I just call things with their proper names, anon. It's not a theory, it's pure shipping, no different from the radioapple guy
>>146495974Seething
>>146493816Not me, I knew he was rapebait from the beginning. It's the self inserters, radioapples, and charlastors that tricked themselves into thinking the goofy asexual was some kind of sex god.>>146494176Dumb pilotfag
>>146496003Yes, you autists are cancer and nobody likes you. I'm gonna enjoy your terrible ship getting repeatedly BTFO next season specifically because of you fags.
>>146496061Keep hoping my lovely malding anon
>>146494013Yeah okay
>>146496499YEAH BABYY
>>146496499>the real reason why alastor started trying to get into hellAnon I think I'm in love with you
>>146496499
>>146496499I love the headcanon of sexually experienced Charlie with a virginal Alastor so much... he acts so smug with her, but she can outmatch him easily.
>>146496499Do you think it's easy to make him cum just with kissing?
>>146496887I don't think kissing alone could get him there but I also don't think it would take much else to push him over the edge. Will have to draw some dry humping later.
>>146497094Can you draw Charlie softdom getting Alastor off through his clothes like a loving mommy would? Like hand on his crotch, cooing to him gently.That or desperate secret dry humping like they're about to be found out by the other hotel patrons, and they're making excuses to each other about this being "for the hotel".Or none of this, I trust you to make it good regardless.
>>146497184I like the way you think, anon. If the thread dies before I finish it, I'll post it in the /aco/ general drawthread
I need him ruined