Weirdest gay cartoon crushes
>>146705642He looks out of character. Might as well be a different guy.
>>146705642
>>146705642would
>>146705703It really is satisfying to see such good lewd of an obscure character. He's cute in his own way.
>>146705690Absolutely based choice. Was in an /trash/ thread about him and had a lovely time with an Anon who draws him a lot.
>>146705690I've seen so much art of this guy alone that i can't even be weirded out by it anymore The one who ended up in Gorillaz makes more sense
>>146705720Yes definitely. I used to think that people who shilled characters were cringe, but if the character is put into good hands then its great. I enjoyed talking about the stuff that was gonna be done to him.
>>146705642This is not Yakko.
>>146705773It looks like him
>>146705797You're a leg man.
>>146705773The Anime version of him is even hotter
This stupid ass parrot ruined me
>>146705802Huh, you're right.How weird.
>>146706078He has pretty blue eyes, a guy could get lost in them.
>>146706078Brazilians can do that.
>>146706078Hard to blame you.
>>146705773I find his 2020 redesign to be much much more sexier. I remember I was jacking off to Yakko the exact same time Jan 7th was occurring.
I find anime Yakko hot but only when he is by himself or fucking his sister (also hot)
>>146706161>I remember I was jacking off to Yakko the exact same time Jan 7th was occurring.NGL kinda based
>>146706161What the hell happened on January 7th
>>146706161>Jan 7thLet me guess: Aussie?
>>146705642I have many. Behold, my eternal damnation!
>>146705797Some rando from Dexter?
>>146707129mandark's bf
>>146705690Who is that?
>>146706944I gotta agree with you on that
>>146706078I like parrots
>>146707123You probably think rape is a form of foreplay
>>146707123more like eternal domination
>>146706944>>146707024>>146707024January 6th sorry. Anyways yeah I was jacking it to Yakko when the Q Anon guys took over the white house, belly laughed a bit at the memes too with my cock still in my hand while I was scrolling. When I think of Yakko I think of the Q Shaman, and whenever somebody brings up Jan 6th I get reminded indirectly of Yakko.
>>146707297at this point I think Yakko is secretly part of QAnon
>>146706078>>146706157
>>146705642Simion was my bisexual awakening, maybe furry, too, unless it's Nala.. Especially the part where he rips his clothes off. Wish he took off his underwear, too. I think it also gave me a fetish for jungle nudism and going native. Unless it's the story of Adam and Eve that made me love it.
>>146707468
>>146707480I can see why, I want to see him do the pec dance.
The weirdest thing is that I was like 6 when I had my pseudo-crush.
>>146705642Gay crushing for Yakko is absolutely not weird and a shitton of people do it, also on /co/.You're not fucking special and you will NEVER be special. We will fucking rot anon. We will fucking rot alone and noone will shed a single tear anon. We're NOTHING.
>>146707549Easy on the pessimism
>>146705642pic related. There is almost no r34 of Fry>Honest and loyal>Good natured>Lovable goofball>Always positive>Good taste in music>Is dumb, but can excel in areas if determined>Is canon attractive in the show, as he has slept with multiple women including a radiator.
>>146707549>you will rotIn already rotting lmao and couldnt care less, this place is fake and gay and in the end my vile soul will get what it deserves, but on the meanwhile I feast.
>>146706734Especially when he is knocking up his sister
>>146707549I'm going to touch you
>weirdest>most so far are very tame choicesAlrighty then.
Cute neurotic "bunny" is cute, he is shown during episodes to be very sensitive and soft, more platonic than anything but still gay I guess?
>>146707747>posts an equally tame choiceNigga you dumb
>>146707735You wouldn't believe how many guys wanted to touch me but I'm straight, I made all the wrong decisions.
>>146707789That was intentional anon.
>>146707731Incest babymaking is hot af
>>146707297>white houseI can tell you're not American.
>>146707731I hate impregnation, but is there even art of yakko fertilizing dot? specifically anime-aniacs?
I really appreciate that we can have a normal gay guy thread here every once in a while
>>146705690Snakefag here. I'm glad to know I've gotten a few anons interested in my boy, even if it's not by a lot.
You'll cowards don't even smoke crack
>>146708080>i hate impregnation>asks for impregnation artNigger just pick a lane
>>146708245Just curious because I have checked every Dot pic on e621
>>146707494I want to live on the jungle planet with him as nudist jungle men, husband and cocksleeve. I bet his banana is HUGE.
I don't know if Ned Flanders is a weird crush but man is he hot. I would've loved to see the show explore a potential same sex romance plotline with him.
>no Scar yetyou guys disappoint me
>>146708190So what did you like about Billy, anon?
>>146708704>>146707123And Scar is for John Smith anyway.
I'd cuddle with N despite not being into real men
>>146708704>>146707123
>>146705642Fag
He's a machine so its technically not illegal.
The earlier versions, not the latest one.
>>146705642This is just metrosexual
>>146709077First you stole his bike, now you want to fuck his white cuck ass?
>>146707747Danny is the character that's the purest definition of a twink in existence
>>146709211Call me Life
>>146706088Would when he has his pretty brown eyes have the same effect?
>>146709283Turning your OC into a gay ass cuck always works, I did it too.
He was and is always perfect
>>146709525Good choice.And noone can tell me he doesn't seem kinda gay, besides the one episode they had to add to prove he's not.
>>146705688If dot can wear shirts sometimes, so can yako
>tags: size_difference
>>146709610I don’t get why people can’t let them stray from their standard clothing The Warners wore alternate outfits all the time in their two shows, often having no reference to their normal designs. They aren’t stuck in just one outfit.Yakko should be wearing different clothes at times
>>146708704Scar isn't really a weird crush tho. Most late millenials and early gen Z probably have crushed on one Lion King character.
The purple guy from backyardigans
What's the weirdest crush you've seen that's real?
>>146710844It's weirder when it's women crushing on unconventionally attractive male characters.Like Deviantart femautists obsessively into The Hacker, the detective from Bonkers, or Sideshow Bob.From gay men it doesn't shock me.
>>146710844The dog from Robot Dreams
>>146710444That's a child
>>146710898If you said the robot I'd agree
>>146706078I feel in the minority saying Panchito did the same to me. The cock had one film and basically stole my heart>>146707415The full deserves to be posted gay birds demand it
>>146709077>>146709283
>>146709275his voice is a lot deeper than I was led to believe.
>>146711650Honestly… I don’t blame you
>>146711650His new style is ugly. I want the real Shen.
>>146710844
>>146711616Fica de 4
>>146711616>pitsBased
>>146707781>actual cannibal and man eating monstrosity>covered in grime and trash juice>if you get too familiar and lose the fear they disappearI kneel weirdo-kun
>>146712492That me, I have a crush on him.
>>146711650A) Holy shit the obvious fucking panderig.B) He doesn't even draw that shit himself, also obviously.God I fucking hate this guy. How do those morons gets this far? I'm twice of a fucking loser and whining about life, I don't see anyone sucking my dick over it.>>146712492>>146713242Now we're getting somewhere. Fucking a lamp is still better than jerking it to Shen.
This scene made me attracted to Rayman
>>146712036He's just like Saberspark now, they are the same type of retards.
>>146713307>a lampSurprised it wasn't the vacuum cleaner
>>146713307>I don't see anyone sucking my dick over it.We're more of the assfucker kind.
As a teen my biggest FOTM was an obsession with Disco Bear from HTFs and shipping Pops/Disco/Flippy. Good times.
Bimbo is hotter than Mickey Mouse or Felix
>>146713444short stacks are my weakness
sigh
>>146713464The original fuckboy
I would both of them.
>>146713464He is midge not a shortstack you dumb cunt
>>146713518I don't give a shit. Stick it up your ass for all I care.
Weirdly only 2020 Yakko appeals to me even though obviously it’s the worse showThink it’s because he comes off far older and mature, and probably is older then before, while the original at times you really sense him being a kid
One second onscreenOne eternity in my heart
They're made of fucking Legobut all the characters have a twunk bara vibe
>>146713801I see it. I love that wild hairstyle.
>>146709077>>146709283>>146711650Should I send this thread over to Shen?
>>146714575Yes.
When I was like 7
>>14671458414 or 15 was when you adopted a lion fursona then?
>>146714578Sent.
>>146714649This'll probably ensure more catboy Shen
>>146714623Nah. I wasn't into actual furshit until my 20's. Weird, I know.
>>146714765But was I right about the lion fursona
>>146714775No, I think by that time I was too old to care about that stuff.
>>146715188I have zero memory of this guy
>>146715188>the eyepatch was because of a blowjob gone wrong
>>146711616Nah, people are pretty comparably horny for Panchito. Jose only has slightly more attention, and it might just be because he's more well knownYou always see these two together for horny because almost always if you're attracted to one you're attracted to the other. Everyone always has their favorite, even if including Donald, but it's rare to see someone only interested in one of them and not the other
>>146714746I hope so
>>146707541You no longer have a crush on him or any other minor, do you anon? Please tell me that you don´t.>>146707680Fry is cute but it's a shame that he doesn't get love
>>146711650PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>146716308>You no longer have a crush on him or any other minor, do you anon? Please tell me that you don´t.Not really. Nowadays I fantasize about having boys from various media as my "sons" and giving them everything I have.
>>146713694Clown fuckery captures the heart so quickly.
For me? It's Hookocho.
>>146716428He looks like he'd have a pussy and I want that man's alien coochie.
>>146716436Do you think his Hoochie is blue as well?
>>146716428>>146716436>>146716450Totally would. Whether he's a guy or a cuntboy.
>>146709525We need to protect that smile. He is our wedgie boy, after all.
>>146716469Another interpretation I like is that the little golden part covering his crotch is like a plate, hiding a massive pillar of cockmeat and keeping it and his fat and heavy balls from swaying and getting in his way.
>>146716531Imagine his meek little "heh heh"s after coming down from you just shooting your hot wad in him.
>>146709525For me it's his boyfriend
>>146713310For me its Bullfrog
i'm usually an /obj/& robot/alienfucker kinda guy but my current hyperfixation has ruined my taste by making me attracted to relatively normal guys. picrel
>>146717173at least my main obsession has a repulsive enough personality that he still can be counted as a hear me outI haven't fully lost my touch :)
>>146717173Don't worry anon there's nothing wrong with enjoying some normal guys that are mildly goth or alt looking. I recently played a game and fell in love with the most mid normal looking dude in it instead of any of the out there wacky designs.It was Xefros from Hiveswap. Help me.
>>146717173Where the /obj/ crushes at
>>146716428>>146716436>>146716450>>146716540Imagine his little fangs scraping against your shaft
>>146717249He's cute!! definitely has a better personality than a lot of the other guys lol I'm not too big on any of the Hiveswap guys but as for Homestuck, Eridan owned my heart for a solid few months when I was younger
>>146717793It's been ages since I've actually read Homestuck so I don't have a good opinions on the guys and trolls in it so Hiveswap, Friendsim and Pesterquest are my main injection points into the fandom right now but my BF really likes Eridan and Cronus, enough that I've basically figured out their personalities secondhand.I like Gamzee personally for Homestuck trolls.
What do I win?
>>146718201My seconding.
>>146718222I just think he's neat.
>>146718244The skeksis are quite kinky. I'd fuck those devious vultures.
>>146717443Right here.
>>146718253I wouldn't mind being on the receiving end of an insatiably horny skeksis myself.
Once you get past the attempted intergalactic omnicide I think the Reiny was kind of attractive in a weird way.
>>146718383When is he getting his goth slut Methanosian BF?
>>146717249Act 3 when
>>146718550At some point we're gonna need to actually brainstorm, commission or get a drawfag to do it, it'd definitely take some doing as all we have for reference with Methanosians is Swampfire himself and Swamps, one of the actors Albedo hired to impersonate Ben, who's basically just an out of shape version of Swampfire. We haven't canonically even seen a Female Methanosian before either.
>>146718725>no female methanosians>therefore we have no easy basis for how to make a male one look faggyTruly we are suffering.
>>146707480Ah, I remember him.A rare moment when the bad guy becomes good...A rare moment of concentrated innocence ;_;
>>146718244Artist?
>>146713544That's precisely the same reason.
>>146705688>gay artist depicts fictional crush out of characterMany such cases
Only just watched this, so maybe it's recency bias
>>146719522I always hated this guy in the anime, but maybe he is better in the 3D animation.
>>146719472Wish I knew who. They were only referred to as "drawanon". Don't know the artist of this one either.
>>146719673He's literally autistic in the 3d version
I had a vivid erotic dream about Odie once, it convinced me
>>146719754It had to involve the tongue, I'm sure. I always thought he was cute.
>>146717249for me its this one. nobody likes him but i would do terrible things to zebede
>>146719866Utterly zased. Don't worry anon, I also enjoy a piece of shit that nobody likes.
>>146719964LIE i remember ppl were super into lanque for a good minute. that mightve been before his route came out though
>>146705642there's this artist in a discord server i'm in who has fuckign animaniacs sona. nigga had his sexual awakening looking at yakko warner. zoomers are COOKED
>>146720022inclined to agree. wakko cuter
>>146720022>zoomersHave you seen the skibidi level characters millenials jork to?
>>146720022He sounds based, hope he makes Yakko smut
>>146712036the bike cuck thing made him no longer give a crap about good drawing
>>146720022shut up nigger thats fucking BASED
>>146720022Based as fuck, let us see his art.
>>146719994True but now I can't really post him without people shitting their pants because he's trans. I don't care about that part I care about him being a cunt that's the part that's hot for me.
>>146720136weirdly my memory was kind of the opposite, that ppl liked him before his route came out and being trans was like one of the only things ppl knew abt him bc male jadeblood
>>146705642Bravestarr's god damned talking horse.
>>146720150My memories might have been poisoned from years of current 4chan culture to be fair.Anyway you want some fat fucking bee?
>>146720185OUUOUG hes so cyute thank u anon i can only hope they didnt erase him from existence like som are saying
Love this vacuum blowjob queen who is cursed to only get bizarre deviantart tier fanart
>>146720171This.Also, G1 Ironhide as a kid.
>>146720220I can only hope Act 3 ever comes out.
>>146720534i have 2 see what happened to my boy . i also got backup hiveswap crushes admittedly id stil b a little excited even if they totaly scrapped him
I like Marvus.
>>146720970Peepee piss boy.
>>146716436>>146716450Why give him a Pearl nose?
>>146706161Pretty based and yeah his updated design was the only good thing about the rebootAnyway I had one chance at life and god made me a Flippoid
>>146713370It never ends
>>146720022It's okay anon you don't have to act, you can make your own toon OC and have fun too
>>146707747no ones going to see the one husbando thread we get a month amidst the sea of constant copypaste tiddy threads and think damn i guess i'm just not going to participate this time because someone might not find my pick hipstery enough
Scar is not weird at all. Who DOESN'T have a crush on Scar?
>>146723495Paru, please..
>>146716588Based.With the weirdos Rocko attracts why isn't there an anon who has the hots for footface
>>146720022Ask him to draw Yakko making out with Sephiroth
I'm usually a bottom but there was a point in time where I would have banged him like a screen door in a hurricane
>>146712492not too proud to admit i've jerked it to vore of this guy
>>146724566How tf does the lamp have vore art but not the toaster or vacuum
>>146722332Fair enough.
>>146723761quentin tarantino
>>146711691That was a very intentional choiceThey were worried at one point given the character dynamics that Danny was going to be seen as far younger then Sawyer, and when they start dating there would be a perceived huge age gap with a teen dating an older womanSo they replaced VAs so Danny had a deeper adult voice and Sawyer was a bit younger sounding then before so they were adults who came off the same age
>>146725845>there would be a perceived huge age gap with a teen dating an older womanWe were robbed
>>146725954They never specify ages, just changed the voices You can say he’s 18 and she’s 32 if you want there’s no right or wrong
>>146726011It's not the same.
I'm surprised no gay artist has drawn these two guys fucking John or the ginger dude. Always thought they were really handsome.
You did ask for weirdest.
>>146726761>Jamestownliteral cannibals.
>>146723507kek
He is a bit of a butterface and he could use some facial hair, maybe a goatee, but damn is his body sexy and he has great villain energy from his facial expressions to his voice acting. Kind of want to just get fucked relentlessly by him.
>>146705642I dunno if I'd call it a crush, but I was definitely enamored with him. You might call it narcissism.
>>146726843The less human the fixation, even after the anthropomorphization, the weirder it gets, yes.
>>146709525I like him big.I like him chunky.
>>146727084It wouldn't be Rocko without some fetish attached to it
>>146727225The weirder the cartoon crush, the weirder the fetish accompanying that crush.
>>146727266>the All Things Must Go effect
>>146723117In furry world, he's a common crush, but in normie world, Pete would fit perfectly.
>>146726843Behold, the one femanon in this thread.
>>146729059I can spot a few based off taste.
>>146724248I'm gonna excuse you by saying he was a well written funny character, so you were attracted to his personality and not looks.
>>146711650
>>146707123Voice fetish
>>146717004I wanna kiss and cuddle with him so badly brosq
>>146717004for some reason it pisses me off how much i like his design
>>146727225Rocko got into a lot of kinky shit
>>146718762There's that one Japanese chick with a female Methanosian OC that I thought was pretty cute
>>146727225I assume it's because so many episodes of Rocko's Modern Life revolve around over-the-top cartoon gags taken to their extremes. Some poor kid tunes into the wrong episode at the wrong point in their development and bam, they're stuck with a vacuum fetish for the rest of their life.
>>146705642lupin build
>>146713310hey, straight tourist here, who's the other character?
>>146731527Betilla, I think?
>>146731573brilliant, thanks!
>>146729478I didn't get he was an assassin's creed rep until I tried watching the show
>>146732665Like.. why?
>>146730665>stuck with a vacuum fetish for the rest of their lifeThere's enough objects to crush on for every deviantart user out there Kirby is the superior VILF
>>146732943Would you prefer the other Sneer?
>>146717004>>146729278He's very muscular and very flexible.A sweaty mess of beef, but also very submissive and feminine
>>146729077How can you tell?
I wanna fuck Rigby but I hate Mordecai
>>146707123Sex with Striker
>>146729195I've never seen the show lol. I have a thing for nerdy guys!
>>146725845>>146725954>this "fact" is obviously some anon's milf fetish wish-fulfillment bullshit>look it up>it's realI'll be damned.
>>146734034Aww
>>146729278he and Rayman were the only good things to come out of that shit show. I hate how Adi Shankar keeps getting work.
>>146734218>check out Rayman tags on the usual places>it's all the rabbids and fairiesI'm not surprised, but I was hoping for more
Can one be turned gay?
>>146734301Sad stuff
>>146734309Yes through your prostate
>>146734309Yeah if they get the covid shot
>>146733691I would. Love me cigar chompers!
>>146734309All it takes is the one who reveals the truth in your heart
>>146734301According to my doujins and also the far right they can. Surely merely a coincidence.
>>146734309Yes, with some mental conditioning
>>146734309Yes.
>>146734309try imagining whatever is your favorite body type is a guy first then add more male details
Any twink vampires?
>>146735131Probably too young to even be a twink, but Rudolph Sackville-Bagg from The Little Vampire 3D film (which sucked).
>>146734553Brainwashing?
>>146705642Not weird at all, he's a tumblr sexyman. Also that name is generic so I could be mistaken but I think I remember you. Welcome back.
The whole thread is normie shit apart from the desk lamp, that's weird/autistic
>>146735695>yakko>Tumblr sexyman
>>146734309>turned gayYou were gay from the start, you just didn't know it yet. Sexuality just works that way, you live and you learn.
>>146735715>talkin shit about lampyLampy is cute there's weirder out there
>>146733691OOH YES YES, HIM TOO!! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE!
Its his personality
>>146734163You're missing out
>>146705642Is futa gay?
>>146735715Look at this angel
>>146735890Based and same. Happy birds are love
>>146735890made for red
the one who is the best one
>>146735890For me, its red
>>146735791Wrong, no gay gene it's caused by molestation
When I first saw him, I was enamored. When I heard him scream after Wrecking Ball Eustace beats him up, I wanted to violate Katz so badly...
>>146716412That is reassuring.
>>146736544>the cat like way he puffs upYeah I get it. It's great how the VA sounds composed yet alarmed despite the lack of volume to the screaming. Also I feel like he must've screamed in his debut episode no?
>>146734309Literally everybody is bisexual, you just get indoctrinated into one direction or the other, intentionally or not. Find a cute guy and ask him out. Make out a little, you'll feel it.
>>146733159
>>146708716Not the same poster, but I can think of a couple of substantial and quite persuasive arguments.
>>146736221This Panchito is the cutest and sexiest Panchito
>>146718352He can change into anything you want, but Inbet you prefer he stays the way he is.
>>146737016i love him for who he is and because hes a big monsterthat being said even i have to admit some of his monster designs are kinda ugly and i wouldnt have put up this form had op not asked for weird crushes
I was ruined by this episode
>>146706078Is just joke
>>146737332>it'll never be finishedArtist really had something great going.
>>146712010lol
>>146713444>than Mickey Mousesure > or Felix wrong
>>146719916the best!
>>146736505I was never molested. How come I'm gay, anon?
>>146737784Because I was molested and it made me gay so I assume that's what happened to everyone else.
>>146734309Sissy hypno
>>146737842Doesn't exist anymore. The garbage that passes as hypno these days aren't doing more than giving people headaches and occasionally seizures.
>>146734309Yea just go to /fit/
>>146738143Vore is gay hypno
>>146731610I recognize this kid. He's from footrot flats, right?
>>146711650Shen is prime loser male wife material.I would plap that ass.
I'm probably one of three people in existence who want to fuck him
>>146737580
>>146738404Why was the show animated so well
kyle
>>146738143Isn't there that Bambi Sleep thing?
>>146705642This guy use to count as "weird crush" after the movies and now the new game, everyone is gay for Venom.
>>146739042Yeah, he's bordering on normie territory. I feel like Carnage still counts as a weird crush tho 'cause of the whole serial killer aspect being offputting to most
>>146722332i mean I haven't said mine for that reason(and also because mental illness paranoia yay)
>>146706734>>146707731>>146707898>>146708080>>146708245>>146708254Is inbreeding really that bad if its hot and if you are in love?
>>146739566your malformed kids will resent you.
>>146739566Yes
>>146739042Has Venom been a weird crush with homos though?
>>146740051A vore crush
>>146739949They won't because 1st gen incest doesn't usually bring forth notable defects.>>146739984Elabrate
him
>>146740123Elaborate*
I already liked Robert DeNiro. I stood no chance against him.
>>146740436it's not only a literal bird, it's a one-note parody character on top of it, you have negative taste, you are no longer allowed to have opinions nor share what few you hide away with others
Really?
>>146740436
>>146740051dunno but he's hot
>>146705642He gets shipped with max goof a lot. not sure why
>>146740584cause they fear the power that is PJ x Max
>>146738430hot
>>146740452he is quite cute
>>146740342>>146713801As a sidenote, why does /co/ never talk about this show?
>>146734553How would mental conditioning turn someone gay?
>>146741749The air conditioning from Brave Little Toaster turned me gay. I'm not joking. I had the movie on dvd growing up and I always felt funny when the scene with the air conditioner came on.
>>146738440Someone wanted to give 2D a legitimate shot again.
I don't even like the show that much
>>146735250Eh
>>146742181Not weird but I just like mouse boys anyway
>>146742419Forgot pic
>>146741806I know this is a joke but I never get the random ass lightning rods some characters are for weirdos. For some reason there's people who make lampy furry species and for some reason it's the fucking lamp that gets vore art
>>146742803Human beings personify the sun and the wind and the very concept of fertility and death man this is nothing newI've never seen the air conditioner before but brave little toaster is pretty well done expressively animation with a lot of character so I'm not surprised people are on it like white on rice for this stuff
Been in love with Shifu for the past 4 years
>>146743160
>>146716130>Not a single word about himI guess I'm more normie than I thought!
>>146743447I mean being attracted to average-at-best fictional men is pretty common.
>>146743477Why did people act like his cameo in the new show was the end of the world, then?
>>146743502I don't know, I don't watch the show. I just assumed anon wants to fuck ugly cartoon dudes.
>>146743502it implies the bad future is the canon one
>>146743447>>146743502Fucking kill yourself, is this the attention you wanted nature freak
>>146743190look at his smugnessi bet he fucks cat
>>146736857Do you think anyone crushed on the teletubby vacuum
>>146741660why does /co/ never talk about ANY of the lego shows, come to think of it
>>146742419>>146742429Based mousebro
>>146741660>>146743857just make a thread about them if you want to
>>146743875I don't want to. It just occured to me that I've seen a lego cartoon thread maybe twice in two years.although one of my weirdest crushes is from a lego show so I should probably post him lol
>>146743447Fat ugly dudes are extremely common in these threads. We used to have an anon who would be in every one posting his giant ass 200 character husbando sheet of them. No one cares
>>146743928if its pythor then based
>>146743928this is R0-GR from Lego Star Wars: The Freemaker Adventures. I think I am one of two people who watched this show which is a shame because it was better than you'd think.anyways yeah he's husband material in my book. such a dork <3>>146743973I did have a crush on pythor as a kid, and also one of the cobra guys- the name's on the tip of my tongue, but I had an OC I shipped him with and everything...i also had an OC i shipped with lloyd, who was the first character I'd ever say I was truly in love with.
>>146744062i cant say i know him but he does look cute
>>146740178not even weird imobut I think that says more about me than anything else
>>146740557Hell yeah
>>146739566Yes and no, highly depends. In my case, it’s a yes from past experience and I have no regrets
>>146743620sure
>>146745769Skinidi goylet
>>146745769Well he IS canonically gay...
>>146746290skibidi toilet turned me gay...
Haha so random
>>146737332>TFW enough of a Cabsfag to get it instantly >>146737415I always like to imagine the one separate porn piece they did is the actual conclusion
>>146746646Maybe but let's be honest the plot building up to more was better than a smash cut to the reward.
>>146707680Matt Groening shows are not sexy in the slightest.
>>146712492the radio talking about their immienent doom as they drown in quicksand.first, the fuck was that doing in an a kids moviesecond, why did I get a boner
grungy versions of characters are neat
>>146747470Who’s the artist?
>>146747392No wonder perilshit is less rare these days, movies like that scare the shit out of you and your brain has two paths to deal with it and one of them leads to weird art
>>146747608no clue amino, its a short comic from 2005ish, I found it here on 4chan. if you reverse search the image on the archives you'll find the link I've posted to the full thing.
>>146741660I try, but every time the thread dies off.
>>146747608oh here it ishttps://imgur.com/gallery/disney-comic-like-any-other-nsfw-SdAWA
>>146705642unfathomably based.
>>146747991this isn't all that weird
>>146748373well if you're a furry it's not. normal people are not furries. normal people would consider that weird.
>>146748332That's a pretty cute smile
>>146748373He’s so short though
>>146748373Then what's weird anymore?
>>146748439But big ;)
>>146748373>bro do I smell like weed?>nah man you’re fineQuote from two nigs that absolutely reek
>>146748332>>146705642Imagine the sex
>>146748526I imagine myself pumping away doggy-style but every time I bottom-out it makes a clown nose squeak sound, we finish together and he looks at a camera I can't see and goes "Goodnight, everybody!"
>>146748526Top or bottom?
>>146719916>>146737580>>146738430>>146741068Based beyond belief. I fucking love these two dopey fags. https://youtu.be/GZ6ltKuGY9Q?si=DkPaCEGe0jWco0Pm
>>146748447>>146712492>>146747392
>>146748684Those are designed to be cute and marketable. Not too weird to have a crush on.
>>146748710speaking as an objectum (in other words, a cringe retard of the utmost degree) I fail to see the appeal in these characters and I'm attracted to just. like. regular, non-anthropomorphic computers. as in "I consider my old laptop to have been a romantic partner of mine and I still think you should have your brain examined if you want to fuck that"
>>146748710they're fucking objects anon
How to be boy crazy?
>>146738350Yep. I like the artstyle of Murray Ball's original strips, but, design-wise, I prefer the animated movie's depiction of Rangi Jones, mainly because the longer body proportions make him appear a bit taller and older than the comic version.I'm aware that Mowgli-ish characters with rugged looks are more of an acquired taste for most shotacons, but how many /co/mrades can say in earnest that they're immune to the appeal of 2D blinding bangs?>>146743160>>146743178>Eh?! Master Shifu, are you a sleeve-cutter, a peach-sharer, a backyard gardener, a vertical flutist?
>>146748916they're doing what to objects
>>146748658Yakko is the toppiest top to ever exist. The hubris involved in thinking one could tame his chaotic nature is the kind of shit Greek myths are made of
>>146748916They're anthropomorphic
This thread has made me think of Yakko differently. Fuck you /co/.
>>146750575you need help
>>146748658Complete bottom bitch>>146749474>TopDropped
>>146750725No I get it. Some kids watch cartoons and don't matter if it a cat or cloud. Give it eyes and a smile and it can change your life.
>>146750611God bless
>>146747470Finally we've got takers for all three caballeros
>>146745599... past experience?
>>146726949>or would you prefer to consume them>piece>by>piece
>>146726968lmao you big fat gaybo
>>146751013saving that image
>>146733691I'm gonna draw fanart of him within the next 24 hours, then post it somewhere in /co/ under whatever pretext I require, and you better be there to reply to it
>>146735890>>146736404I feel like the only one in the world who adores both movies, they're so cartoony. Rock on, you two
>>146740504>that anon read all that in his voice>while touching themselves
>>146740510I was going to post Goofy, but he seems to be a pretty common crush even among normalfags for his fatherly self.
>>146751475Goofeet
>>146707297Please write your story into a book, I'd read it
>>146707123Absolute patrician taste, A+>>146751639Another A+ postThis is just a great thread overall
>>146706161How has no one mentioned the anime’d version
>>146751639>hmm, he sounds dreamyyeah no, I get it
>>146751810Because I'm too busy thirsting for regular Yakko and wanting him to step on my face
>>146751810He's the version I've wanted to fuck the most low-key >>146751783Funny you should mention, I havewritten a lot of gay smut, mostly about Yakko and Norm from Cheers, not of it is any good or worth posting. Sorry >>146735695If you've remember me from before I'm the guy that got a drawanon to create that one photo of Yakko and Sephiroth kissing way back when.
>>146752658>not of it is any good or worth posting.you coward, post it and let us be the judge
>>146740744>tfw getting sidelined for the hundredth timeJust throw the poor dog a bone and let him spice things up by joining in the action as a birthday/anniversary present or something.
>>146751810oh NOW I see it.
I know it's not a very esoteric take but what can I say he's the perfect man
>>146754451I prefer Scott
>>146754460He's not even gay
Pretty sure this episode started me down the path, and then the movie finished the job>>146707480Him too
>>146754567Not a thing many people care about, but being homosexual definitely adds to a character's overall appeal. Like it's just hot (and smart) when male characters canonically find other men hot.
I was pretty little when I saw this episode so it was a fever dream memory for the longest time for me. You could imagine the flood of embarrassment I felt when I rediscovered them decades later
>>146754567There's the Scollace ship
>>146707480>when he pulls off all his clothes and is just in his briefs
>>146740178>teabag >morning coffee
>>146751639He's so interesting because he use to be an unconventional pick entirely with just about no one attracted up until Last Wish where he became mainstream furry pick
>>146753425Based Bobby appreciator
Tom but only when he's flat
>>146755220You're still a freak and tlw looks like shit
>>146740584There is no other conventional gay twink ship for the two in the same series that isn't incest so they got paired
>>146755799Based flattening fetishist
>>146755799is he even flat that often
>>146748916Just needs the right look and personality
>>146755799Seems like a major trip hazard
>>146755799but why anon?
He just had a beer fart, please excuse his manners!
>>146755799you could say tom got crushed
What about gay cartoon (crossover) ships?
you guys are worst faggot ever seen lads
her
>>146757431A femanon among us faggots?
>>146756820
>>146755803Please look at what thread we're onWe know
used to have a crush on this guy as a kid, i forgot why and how
>>146743160He's adorable
>>146759101
>>146759816That is a pull
>>146705642ITT: 200+ Yakko Warner posts with no mention of Groucho Marx.
>>146758705forgot this show existed lol
stupid sexy serpent
>>146762469I am so glad that I am not alone on that oneI binged that season because of the serpents
>>146762792i love these snakes like you wouldnt believe
>>146755782Out of the main friend trio, he strikes me as the one more likely to be sexually experimental/bicurious without it feeling too out-of-character (at the very least, his sleepwear is zesty enough to raise an eyebrow). As in, I could easily imagine a "boy's night" scenario in which Bobby would be only a drinking game away from starting to engage in increasingly homoerotic shenanigans.Anyhow, was he supposed to have been a pothead since high school, or was he just neurodivergent?
>>146762892That boy aint right but he's no pothead. Does Bobby have a backstory at all or did he just show up as the third bro in A goofy movie?
>>146761541
>>146763746the bull looks like a funko pop
>>146763911
>>146707415He rightThe biggest slut in existence and he needs to be told that more
>>146763983Doesn't make him any less handsome.
>>146749474How would Yakko be as a boyfriend?
>>146764214Annoying as fuck, but a divine beast in bed
>>146762859artist??
>>146764214I couldn't handle it, i dont think any mortal man could keep up with him
>>146765347https://x.com/GatoTacato/status/1764849666070385144
>>146765368thanks m8
Good thread, lot of fun picks.
>>146758424haha you said among us
>>146762318SECRET BUTT FUN
In case kid me liking him didn't make it obvious enough, I've always been an ass man. Oh and deep voices are sick too.
>>146769765You're also a pedohpile
>>146769784>kid meretard
>>146769799You're an adult and still feel the need to show off your "kid" crush nah you're definitely a pedophile
>>146759816Ah, the Jack webcomic. Memories. I'd totally fuck death in his green rabbit hole.
>>146769819Nigga, half the people in this thread are talking about fucking Yakko. Why not bitch about them instead of whinging about my childhood crushes lol.
>>146769850Why are you so offended, pedophile?
>>146769885
>>146738961True, but that can be dangerous
>>146705642I was gooning so hard to this last year
>>146758627>not fucking him when hes the goat/sheep thing he transforms intoactually, i bet theres fanart of that
>>146758424go to /fujo/ on the /y/ board and say your a man, lel. free yous.
oh I get it now this is nothing but fujo thread
>>146770877>>146770900ESLkun...
>>146770926heh! nicetry beeach! (ignore timestamp ;)
>>146770926amen my fine fellow, i speak primarily the l33tsp34k, because im just that radical. brave little toaster guy here, ama
>>146770985Did you ever want to fuck the vacuum
>>146766376He would be so easy to manipulate into sex, just tell him about some Hollywood role
>>146770997...nah. too grumpy, not my thing. remember when the air conditioner gets so mad/upset about how the kid never played with him, he fucking dies? hory shet. not a character, but ive had a weird thing for sentient inanimate objects being "disassembled alive", and i kinda wonder if the "worthless" car crusher scene from this did it, or if it was the fucked up toys that kid made in the first toy story. you cant really expect humans to get cut in half and survive, but a sentient toy or robot, you can really do some damage and still have them "survive", still coherent and talking, or even like it.on another note, NOBODY has mentioned fritz. what a fucking scumbag, hes still incredibly adorable.
>>146770900Why do you use words when you don't know what they mean?
>>146771068why are you so esl also spic as well
>>146771065Incredibly based and specific fetish anon. For me I always wanted to be vored by the toaster.
>>146771126what is it about the vore, specifically? i dont really care about the being eaten aspect, but i really like internal intestinal...uh, play? sometimes its called penetration_tunneling, an example being like, a snake has swallowed a person almost whole, and just their head is partially sticking out of the snakes mouth, and then someone fucks the persons mouth. or like, someone gets shoved up someones ass and then plunged deeper via dick or something.eh, had a thing for a while about internal parasites (mostly sentient slime) invading and living in your intestines as well, and if the "host" tried to do something the parasite didnt like, it would just "straighten" out, causing horrific abominable pain. trying to chug gasoline or vodka or anything that might kill it before the pain takes you out.yeah i know pretty weird, but it is what it is. threads almost page 10 so might as well talk about whatever.
>>146771126>>146771170and look up "[Malerouille] The Butt Guys" for some extreme examples. double penetration penetration tunnelling with asymmetrical docking?the snake has to give a blowjob to the fox while hes inside the girl foxes ass. like, who comes up with this shit?
>>146771086Touched a nerve i see
>>146771170I just like cartoon objects voring ever since I saw beauty and the beast
>>146771286huh. i barely remember that one, i should go back and see if theres anything i might of picked up
>>146771286
>>146705642six day thread. huh
