Raid on Graymalkin: Part Two!Comics in this thread:>Uncanny X-Men #7>X-Factor #5>Laura Kinney: Wolverine #1>Storm #3>Phoenix #6>Dazzler #4
Bump if you're reading.
Because of the way that this crossover is written, a large portion of this issue is going to be showing mostly the same events that we saw in X-Men #8.
Shut up Slim.
I'm starting to suspect that the horse is actually some sort of construct.
Don't question the Limbo Demons Deathdream.
And now we have reached where we left off in X-Men #8.
>"Scurvy. Make them angry, won't you?"Another phrase for "let's have the X-Men fight each other".
They still haven't sent the Wolfpack Sentinels?
>>146722265Here for Carol.
Thanks Juggernaut for breaking up the fight.
Let's see how well the Dog Sentinels are going to do in the next part.
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And now for X-Factor.
In this issue, X-Term finally returns to get revenge for the events of Issue #1.Unfortunately, this is also the end for another member of the team.
That room doesn't look fun at all.
>Mutant Surveillance ActThat doesn't sound good.
>>146722485I dunno, sounds pretty good to me.
The X-Term are back again!
Oh, we're opening that door from the QR-code page in Issue #1?
>"No, not that one."Nevermind then.
>>146722427Oh wow some robot dogs that will surely stop a bunch of pissed off mutants?
>>146722556If it wasn't for his appearance in NyX I would be thinking that the other side of the door is just Mojo using the team's suffering as another Mojoworld tv plan.
>he used the fucking smart fridge to give out the locationPfff
>Have character join the team only to immediately kill them off in the next issue where you advertise that someone diesGenius move. A little funnier when you consider that he said that he was supposed to be safe on this team.
>Frenzy was the moleIt was a little obvious.
And now for Laura Kinney: Wolverine.
Okay, starting with this week we're getting a bunch of Issue #1's added to this thread (which constists of 4 ongoings, a miniseries and the Timeslide one-shot). This is the first one out of these #1's, and it's a new solo ongoing with Laura.And yes, I would have gone for Dazzler #4 first but since this an issue #1 and it doesn't reference Kiden I placed it here. So you're welcome, if you were interested in this.
>"Maybe she mindwiped herself. Can telepaths even do that?"Yes, they can do that.
Hey I see that other dude there in the 4th panel
big hands
>https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Cybelle_(Earth-616)
>"I was just another random mutant resurrected to fill up the island."Considering that you only later had two appearances in Krakoa, kind of.
Funny, your eyes have healed faster than Logan's in UXM lol
And because this is written by Erica Schultz, here's Elektra!
note from Schultz
And now for Storm.
And now for a story set some time after Raid on Graymalkin since there is no point in the previous issues of UXM where this could have happened.
>healthiest being in the universe>still dyingoof
>powerless for a weekWell, it could have been worse.
>>146722265Bump
>"Nimrod."How can you smell Nimrod?
Nevermind, it was just a prank.
I know that the Pantherbros were NOT happy with this lol
Hey, don't look!
>"You have been summoned by God Emperor Doom...Ruler of Latveria, Sorcerer Supreme and soon...Conqueror of the World."Oh right, One World Under Doom is happening in two months.
And now for Phoenix.
>>146723039I feel like Adamantium knuckles not only knock her out but cave her face in
Last issue Jean resurrected herself using the Phoenix Force and proceeded to turn Gorr into a star.So Perrikus convinced the Galactic Council to put fucking Thanos in charge so that they can put a stop to Jean.Things are not going to end well.
>>146723069>>146723078BPbros...
>https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Dark_Gods_(Narcisson)
Hate when that happens.
>>146722985Wanda fumbled this delicious dark meat what the fuck is her problem
Nova is also here, because why not.
Yeah but "Firebird" is not as cool as "Phoenix".
>>146723187It does match with Warbird now that Carol is Jean and Scott's third
>https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Warlock%27s_Eye
>"I shouldn't have come, Scott. I should have stayed at home...with you."Such a good thing then that Brevoort confirmed you're making a return to Earth next year.
>>146722276>Schism literally has Wolverine splitting the team because he doesn’t want children to fight any more>Hurrdurr let the kids come along, they want to fight SentinelsLogan is a hypocrite and Scott was right all along
So much for that trust.
>>146722934I'm angry that I was actually fine with Elektra dressing up as Daredevil originally. When it happened Matt had very publicly put himself in prison as his DD persona and Elektra was just tossing on a red costume to fill a protector role while Matt's friends all knew it was her and were pissed at the idea.
Rate Jean's team
And now for Dazzler.
Alright, so we saw the NYX gang going to Dazzler's concert last week, this time we get Dazzler's part of the story.
>>146723275Stephanie Phillips is such a hack holy shit
>>146723275Carol is there 10/10
Look, it's Stevie Hunter and Luke Cage.
There they are!
>"I lowkey got "Rich Angel" as my ringtone."This is actually true, you can see that in NYX #1 >>144640434.
And we pick up where we left off in NYX #6 (albeit with some art errors since Laura isn't actually meant to be here because she left off with Kiden and Kamala wasn't wearing her mask).>"I bet you twenty bucks she finishes this song without any interruptions, Jamie."Why would you bet on that when you know that someone is actively sabotaging Dazzler's performances?
One page hasn't gone and we already got another guy crashing the thing.
>https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Pretty_Boy_(Earth-616)
huh
>the mastermind was a Madrox dupe all along.Oh come on.
and here's the last lyrics for this mini.
Dazzler will return!Next week: Sentinels #3, Hellverine #1, Psylocke #2, Deadpool #9.And that's it! If you liked these, support your LCS or whatever.
>>146723465>they're still doing the 'out and proud' metaphor thingIt's not the 1970s any more and you're not Chris Claremont, you can have actual gay characters
>>146723275Rocket is bringing it down and Sif might too depending on how she is written
>>146722394This is contrived as hell.>>146722427Haha this hardly seems like a challenge for one of the teams, let alone both of them.
>>146722427oh no, not robot dogs! a fat guy! and a screaming woman, noooo!
>>146722604It could be him anyway through multitasking or cloning. Maybe even jokingly be called post-continuity.
>>146722536are we supposed to recognize any of them?
>>146722427I guess we might still get Juggernaut vs BlobBut in chapter 3 will anyone still care?
>>146723275>not a raccoon joke from the movies>no fourth line stating he is in fact a raccoon
>>146723948Nah I was hoping Juggernaut wouldn't show up til part 4 with his entrance being a flip the board moment to destroy all the base's secret defences after they were activated to take out Scott and his crew. Like have everyone get incapacitated by the telepath guy only to have Quentin locate and mark him for Cain to run at.
>>146723050https://youtu.be/GZtv8o_z0vE?si=ps6V8THR5J2ipQ4I
>>146722305So you pay twice for roughly the same stuff?Is this the Mighty Marvel Manner?
>>146723187So would he call Firebird Phoenix?
There's just something about the way Gail is writing her X-team which just feels very obnoxious she should ease off with the Rogue internal monologue, it's still supposed to be a team book but so far all we have is Rogue and people just validating whatever she's yapping about in her head, Gambit particularly has been downright inexistant except when he need to crack out one of his tired cajun catchphrase. They're not even trying with that schism it feels so fucking lazy and the uncanny team constantly shitalking the other team just make them look like the cunt in this so far, she's going about muh kids but is fine with bringing them on such a dangerous mission ?
>>146722394>the black one started all the violence
>>146722704Stop pushing Sophie and Kamala to be together
>>146724618She's blonde, in her age group, and is in the mutant demo they are pushing her as. Seems ideal.
>>146722411> let me show you worse than Limbothe amount of glazing simone is giving these kids is crazy
>>146722337The cover for one of these had her doing some yellow lantern things like creating a bow without the horse around. But the horse has skin, hair, eyes, and everything so I don't think that Ember is purely manifesting from Calico's power. Either one or both of them is clearly telepathic, I'm assuming that Calico is the hard light projector, and Ember could be a teleporter if Becky isn't gating her in. I still wonder if Ember is Asgardian or something.>Yes, Ransom, Jitter, and Deathdream, you were there too.
>>146722602And here I thought it was the A.I. fridge
>>146724989>Yes, Ransom, Jitter, and Deathdream, you were there too.I've already said it a few times but the only one of them who's storyline important is Calico. Simone said in the early interviews that Jitter was her favorite so she'll get random scenes where she does things and Deathdream will basically never shut up because he's Japanese Ragdoll. Ransom serves no purpose whatsoever, has no interesting look/power/personality/story. I don't give a shit about Deathdream either.And I still don't know why Jubilee and Kurt are in the book when they do absolutely nothing. Like even >>146722405 I thought "Okay, Jubilee finally gets to do something" but nope, Beast does. I guess the implication is that she freed him but that would mean it was off page so she still effectively did nothing. But at least she had like 3 pages which is more than the single panel Kurt got. There are too many characters in this book and Simone doesn't care about 3/4 of them.
>>146724267This would just be better as Birds of X or something. Cut the team down to Rogue, Jubilee, Calico and Jitter. Let Simone use Outlaw too I guess (you know she's going to show up).>>146723301I'm not convinced that Stephanie Phillips, Erica Schulz and Kelly Thompson are actually different people.
>>146722427I wonder if anything is gonna happen with the Trustees after this arc. Could have em go rogue as some evil mutants or get dragged off with the other prisoners back to one of the mutant bases, Siryn gets to go with Uncanny because she's pretty while wild child and Blob in alaska with the rest of the freaks.
>>146725245>RansomHe was kind of amusing reigning in the school bullies. Near as I can tell, his power beyond invulnerability seems to be basically Bishop's absorption but for physical matter instead of energy.>Simone said in the early interviews that Jitter was her favoriteWas this actually posted anywhere?
>>146725245She's caring too much about the new characters nobody cares about. She got an amazing team with perhaps the most beloved ones and she's barely using them. How can you have a book so lame with Logan, Jubs, and Gambit? By not letting them do anything.>>146725245>I guess the implication is that she freed him but that would mean it was off pageShe's already done this before. Gail, not Jubilee. We never saw Gambit actually stealing the eye from the dragon, he just did. What a letdown. Asmus showed us Gambit being eaten by a dragon and blowing up its head to get out.
>RETURN TO THE DAYS OF THE ORIGINAL X-MEN IN R.B. SILVA’S CONNECTING VARIANT COVER>This February, issues of select X-titles will have a connecting variant cover by superstar artist R.B. Silva featuring the Original X-Men!>As the X-Men’s latest era reaches new heights this February, step back into the franchise’s early days with new connecting covers! Drawn by acclaimed X-Men artist R.B. Silva (Powers of X, Rise of the Powers of X), the six-part piece spotlights the original five X-Men enjoying a classic Danger Room training session under the guidance of Professor X. The covers will be featured on the respective X-titles that Cyclops, Jean Grey, Beast, Angel, Iceman, and Professor X’s currently star in: Phoenix, X-Factor, X-Men, Uncanny X-Men, and Exceptional X-Men.
Simone also said Gambit was a fav and look how great she's writing him.When Simone says she likes a character, she means she likes how they look. If they're a man, she means she wants to fuck them.
>>146723271Elektra as Daredevil was fine within the context of Zdarksy's run. It sticking around now, especially considering she hates Matt now and has literally no reason to keep using his name, is beyond retarded
>>146722591>putting violent deaths on social media for people to witnessClassic
>>146725316>I'm not convinced that Stephanie Phillips, Erica Schulz and Kelly Thompson are actually different people.I feel the same way
>>146725603>Elektra as Daredevil was fine within the context of Zdarksy's runHis run was fucking awful and it never made sense.
>>146725700I think the first half was mostly fine, the Hand stuff in the second half was where it got retarded. The point was that Elektra had a motivation to be Daredevil for the duration of that run and it made sense.With what has happened in Ahmed's run it now makes no sense for her to continue to use that name. She hates Matt now, and her taking pride in an identity she has co-opted for less than a year, enough to continue to share it with a man she now hates, doesn't make any sense
>>146725737>She hates Matt nowShe's just being tsundere.
>>146722265Bump for 'disgusting marvel house style'Fuckin yuck
>>146722441>OFC CVCLOCPS has to ruin everything again
>>146725888House style doesn’t exist retard, hasn’t for three decades. Keep parroting things you’ve heard on YouTube though kid
>>146725838And now it all makes sense. This is what I get for missing the latest issue
>>146725935Yes, She loves Matt, she is just being Greek Tohsaka.
>>146723469>Jason LooHehe
>>146723275Rocket is a fucking raccoon>>146723973its like they didn't watch the third movie too
>>146723275I love a good team up when it's thematically relevant, Nova showing up is based but this is retarded. It's like the writer just threw their favorites/the ones they knew into the mix all willy nilly.
>>146723275I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
>>146722447List of variant covers:X-Factor #5 Carlos Fabian Villa Stormbreakers VariantX-Factor #5 Jenny Frison VariantX-Factor #5 Marcus To Xyber VariantX-Factor #5 1:50 Marcus To Xyber Virgin VariantX-Factor #5 1:100 Jenny Frison Virgin Variant>Releases Jan 1st, 2025X-Factor #6 Rafael Albuquerque Fantastic Four Homage VariantX-Factor #6 1:25 Rickie Yagawa VariantBETRAYED! X-Factor have survived their most grueling trial yet... Who can they turn to? And can they endure another betrayal?>Releases Feb 19th, 2025X-Factor #7 Ken Lashley Black History Month VariantKen Lashley Black History Month VariantX-Factor #7 Mark Brooks Animated-Style VariantX-Factor #7 R. B. Silva Connecting VariantR. B. Silva Connecting VariantX-Factor #7 1:50 Mark Brooks Animated-Style Virgin VariantTHERE’S A NEW MAN IN CHARGE! Angel returns to lead X-Factor, just as Emperor Doom will lead the world to glory! But, in the utopic domain of the magnanimous Doom, what could X-Factor’s mission be? And what could bring them to a small nation on the island of... Genosha?!
>>146722934I liked it
>>146722678next issues:>Releases Jan 15th, 2025Laura Kinney: Wolverine #2 Pablo Villalobos VariantLaura Kinney: Wolverine #2 Romy Jones Fantastic Four Homage VariantLaura Kinney: Wolverine #2 1:25 Emanuela Lupacchino VariantLaura Kinney: Wolverine #2 1:100 Pablo Villalobos Virgin VariantIS NYC BIG ENOUGH FOR WOLVERINE AND DAREDEVIL?! WOLVERINE is back in New York City! And what crosses her claws but the sais of none other than DAREDEVIL, WOMAN WITHOUT FEAR?! Fear and hatred of mutants is at an all-time high, and if Laura can’t sniff out a terrorist plot before its unveiling, humans will die and mutants will be to blame! Can Laura solve the mystery in time?>Releases Feb 19th, 2025Laura Kinney: Wolverine #3 Ejikure Wolverine VariantLaura Kinney: Wolverine #3 Mark Brooks Animated-Style VariantLaura Kinney: Wolverine #3 1:50 Mark Brooks Animated-Style Virgin Variant1:50 Mark Brooks Animated-Style Virgin VariantLaura Kinney: Wolverine #3 1:100 Ejikure Virgin VariantWOLVERINE & DAREDEVIL VS. O*N*E! O*N*E has arrested the wrong mutant! The HUMANITY FIRST militia has forced a mutant to do the unthinkable, but if WOLVERINE and DAREDEVIL can’t quell the unrest in the city, a more EXPLOSIVE result may derail mutant-human relations forever!Laura Kinney: Wolverine #1 J. Scott Campbell Laura Kinney: Wolverine #1 Jay Anacleto Laura Kinney: Wolverine #1 Lesley 'Leirix' Li Foil Laura Kinney: Wolverine #1 Logo VariantLaura Kinney: Wolverine #1 2nd Printing 1:25 J. Scott Campbell Black & White Virgin Laura Kinney: Wolverine #1 2nd Printing Lesley 'Leirix' LiLaura Kinney: Wolverine #1 1:25 Kael Ngu Laura Kinney: Wolverine #1 1:100 J. Scott Campbell Virgin Laura Kinney: Wolverine #1 616 Comics Pablo Villalobos Laura Kinney: Wolverine #1 616 Comics Pablo Villalobos Virgin Laura Kinney: Wolverine #1 KRS Comics.com Lesley 'Leirix' Li Laura Kinney: Wolverine #1 KRS Comics.com Mike Choi Laura Kinney: Wolverine #1 Trinity Comics Peach Momoko
>>146722956variant covers and next issues:>Releases Jan 15th, 2025Storm #4 David Nakayama Western VariantStorm #4 Jessica Fong Marvel Comics Presents VariantStorm #4 Karen S. Darboe VariantStorm #4 Mahmud Asrar Fantastic Four Homage VariantStorm #4 NetEase Games Marvel Rivals VariantA FLAME IN THE WIND! DOCTOR DOOM is the SORCERER SUPREME. He has special plans for Earth's mutants. He would like to discuss them with the beautiful STORM over fine cuisines and expensive wines. What could possibly go wrong? The epic saga continues — with this new installment featuring a battle that Latveria will never forget.>Releases Feb 19th, 2025Storm #5 Mark Brooks Animated-Style VariantStorm #5 Taurin Clarke Black History Month VariantTaurin Clarke Black History Month VariantStorm #5 Tran Nguyen VariantTran Nguyen VariantStorm #5 1:50 Mark Brooks Animated-Style Virgin Variant1:50 Mark Brooks Animated-Style Virgin VariantStorm #5 1:100 Tran Nguyen Virgin VariantOBLIVION WAITS... NO LONGER! Trivial is the fight with DOCTOR DOOM, SORCERER SUPREME. For in a realm beyond our own, in the DIMENSION OF MANIFESTATIONS, a trial-by-combat brews between ETERNITY (the physical embodiment of our universe) and OBLIVION (the physical embodiment of the void).The fate of our universe is at stake. Who shall fight on behalf of our universe if not ORORO MUNROE — the ETERNAL STORM? And how will she fare against the ageless primordial behemoth that is OBLIVION?Storm #3 Derrick Chew Storm VariantStorm #3 Nicoletta Baldari VariantStorm #3 1:50 Derrick Chew Storm Virgin VariantStorm #3 Unknown Comics / Comic Traders / Sleeping Giant Mateus Manhanini Virgin Variant
>>146723120next issues>Releases Jan 22nd, 2025Phoenix #7 Corin Howell Fantastic Four Homage VariantPhoenix #7 Ejikure Sif VariantPhoenix #7 Frany VariantPhoenix #7 1:50 Ejikure Sif Virgin VariantEmpowered by dark enchantments and working in concert with the evil machinations of the Dark Gods, the Mad Titan THANOS wields great, galaxy-wrecking power! Now he seeks to use it to destroy the PHOENIX. But with Carol Danvers, NOVA, SIF and ROCKET RACCOON at her side, Jean Grey is ready to unleash some power of her own...> Releases Feb 5th, 2025Phoenix #8 Felipe Massafera Promo Art VariantPhoenix #8 Maria Wolf VariantPhoenix #8 Mark Brooks Animated-Style VariantPhoenix #8 R. B. Silva Connecting VariantR. B. Silva Connecting VariantPhoenix #8 1:50 Mark Brooks Animated-Style Virgin VariantPHOENIX's battle with THANOS and the BLACK ORDER came down to a critical decision — a moment of trust at the limits of Jean Grey's incredible mind that has left her in incredible danger, fighting for the fate of the Phoenix Force. Meanwhile, her enemies have become more powerful than ever — as PERRIKUS' alliance with ADANI grows to include the evil DARK GODS!-Phoenix #6 Jessica Fong VariantPhoenix #6 Mark Bagley VariantPhoenix #6 Pablo Villalobos VariantPhoenix #6 1:50 Pablo Villalobos Virgin Variant
>>146722260>RELEASES JAN 8TH, 2025Uncanny X-Men #8"RAID ON GRAYMALKIN" Part FOUR! The explosive saga ends here, with Rogue and Cyclops on opposite ends of the mutant struggle, perhaps forever! Are they honoring Xavier’s legacy or destroying it? Do they choose loyalty or the law? An all-out action issue that will affect both teams (and the entire mutant community) with devastating results! Featuring guest artist Javier Garrón!>RELEASES JAN 22ND, 2025Uncanny X-Men #9The Outliers, still finding their place in the mutant world, are hunted by a lethal new set of foes: A bloodthirsty, relentless and unstoppable pack of stealth Sentinels! Cut off from their mentors and allies, with no knowledge of who built or aimed these deadly drones, four untrained mutants are on the run and completely unprepared for the violent hunters making them their prey!>RELEASES FEB 5TH, 2025Uncanny X-Men #10The four potential mutant recruits known as the OUTLIERS are the target of a new, vicious and unstoppable anti-mutant weapon initiative, a cold-hearted pack of tracking Sentinels based on dogs, who use their enhanced senses and chainsaw-like teeth to hunt down and KILL mutants! Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, as the Outliers face... the bone-chilling BLOODHOUNDS!--Uncanny X-Men #7 Bengus Marvel vs. Capcom VariantUncanny X-Men #7 Chris Giarrusso Connecting VariantUncanny X-Men #7 Mark Brooks VariantUncanny X-Men #7 1:50 Mark Brooks Virgin VariantUncanny X-Men #7 Unknown Comics / Comic Traders / Sleeping Giant David Nakayama VariantUncanny X-Men #7 Unknown Comics / Comic Traders / Sleeping Giant David Nakayama Virgin VariantUncanny X-Men #8 Chris Giarrusso Crossover Connecting VariantUncanny X-Men #8 Miguel Mercado Gambit VariantUncanny X-Men #8 1:25 Nick Bradshaw VariantUncanny X-Men #8 1:50 Miguel Mercado Gambit Virgin Variant
>>146723366Such a Grimm happening.
>>146723069Good for them.I recall when they were an item just before Logan died about a decade back.
>>146726302>That cowboy Storm variant
>>146722648He could still be fine, go check his pulse.
>>146722746>>146722751This whole Oasis thing sounds like a plot to get mutants in one place and then smatch them for experimentation
>>146723069>>146723078Good to see my x-men OTP back!>>146723091Im sure they'll revisit this after the doom plotis done so I am happy!
>>146722305>missing dogWas it worth it for the dogsentinels(*as seen in the sentinel suicidequad comic! -shitposter's note)do you at least give them good boi headpats
>>146722625He didn't fly so good.
>>146723091If anything gets weird... safeword is Artichoke.
>>146725436>Was this actually posted anywhere?From the SDCC panel.>Jitter is Gail's favorite.https://desuarchive.org/co/thread/144692333/#144692590
>>146725924>House style doesn’t exist retard, hasn’t for three decades.Did you not see mid-2000s-mid-2010s DC where everyone drew like Reis/EVS/Eaglesham?
>>146723217Lmao at the soldier face>"I sure not chosing the consequences duh"
>>146722377Logan's eyes healed but his spotty ass memory didn't, he should know Scott can fire his optic blasts via his gloves as well. Also Black Grifter design sucks so bad.
>>146722419>you laid hands on minethis mother hen shit Rogue is on is embarrassing, Mystique is rolling in her grave
>>146727175But she isn't dead. And also a terrible person to use as reference for being a mom.
>>146723039Nice foreplay
>>146723120Booby grab!
>>146722802>he deserves worsePretty sure you cut him up pretty badly and left him unconscious in a rancid rat infested alley. If he doesn't bleed to death or get eaten by rats, he'll likely die from infection. Good job on being merciful, Laura.
>>146722337So for all Rogue giving Cyclops a hard time, she really did bring three untrained mutants and a proven unstable magical artifact into a boss raid without any strategy at all?I thought Scott was being written OOC at the start, but now I think he was completely right to want to bench this excuse for a team.
>>146727175It feels like a characterization pulled out of Simone's ass. I don't remember Rogue being involved much with kids beyond Carey's Legacy and even then it wasn't mama bear style shit.
>>146722260Is there a reading order out yet
>>146722447I liked Russell's other work, but i feel this series has proven that he's not compatible with shared universes.
>>146727555He deserves the Kimura special. I'll go get a car battery.
>>146723162>Wanda fumbled this delicious dark meatWhich one?
>>146723271I like the design
>>146723317Dassler
>>146722985Yeah, Doc, pretty sure this was one of those demonic trick bills, or basically just ANY doctor's bill frankly. Seven days without using her mutant powers, yet as I understand it her emotional state effects local weather, or even further. Even when unconscious. Being turned into a statue by Doom once created a goddamn hurricane. You got punked either way, dude.
>>146723069Fuck him, I'm bummed that she dumped Craig from NASA
>>146723069I'll be surprised if there isn't some backlash that was her being bedded after being beaten, repeated, for days. I doubt it'll matter that she tackled him before the snu-snu.
>>146723086Everyone wants to ride the birdy, he just demands you wash the wolverine stink off your pink before you sit astride his feathers.
>>146723243It might be that he doesn't want to leave the kids unattended anyway. They just had an entire Renfest of sweaty dudes with swords at their doorstep and lost two mutants in one day. May be a cop out but hard to imagine he doesn't think that the safest place is around them. Or an ill-conceived notion of letting the kids see exactly what they're fighting against. I can, at least, imagine that he might think showing them that even after Krakoa and Orchis the world hasn't changed one bit.
I'm gonna ask Magik out wish me luck
>>146728083She would break you. Even if you aren't attracted to her.
>>146723098Why is he calling himself God Emperor again, he couldn't come up with another title for this different set of stolen powers
>>146723275I mean isn't the better question is how many of them are resistant to being telepathically controlled? At least the Eye bit explain why the Council and Gladiator were such bitches, if Thanos was secretly fucking with their minds. Amping up their emotions, at least. Enough so that they'd think working with Perri was a good idea.
>>146722779When did Laura get the full body makeover? Last I read about it only her claws were coated in adamantium, which was done by ripping them out of her body then putting them back in, because adamantium is a rare and expensive metal to come by.
>>146727637You mean a reading order that isn't just the publishing order of the issues? So far, noThat's why I have been working on one in my spare time
>>146723324>Sophie gets no love presumably because she can't figure out which one of the cuckoos this is
>>146723399>that poor dude on the right lost his fuckin' armBrutal!
>>1467282261) Xavier bought a huge surplus of Adamantium so that Logan could get the full Weapon X process repeated every time he died and got resurrected because they knew that it would be necessary for X-Force's operations2) Laura died and got resurrected by the Five. During the process Proteus used his reality warping powers to give her a full Adamantium skeleton because all he knew was that they were resurrecting a Wolverine and he assumed they all had full skeletons of the stuffAlso Logan used some of the extra to make an Adamantium surfboard so he could surf
>>146723429>Oh come on.Nothing beats losing the dupe that was there for the birth of his son. Also didn't they used to have M tats? Man I'm behind on these characters.
>>146727630Right. People were mad that Cyclops would attack a kid, but this ain't some random toddler, he's a mutant and Cyclops doesn't know what powers he has and he was ready to charge at him over nothing. Even Logan told him to stop and he didn't listen.Rogue's doing a terrible job training these kids. They are doing the same thing she often does: charge and hope for the best. She can pull that out because she's invulnerable, but the kids aren't. And if they aren't yet trained, they shouldn't have gone. Problem is Simone is too involved on writing those kids, but not only they aren't that interesting, they can't fight and she's not smart enough to write Rogue making plans. Even if she got Logan (a former soldier) or Gambit (a known strategist) doing the planning, Simone's too dumb to make them do anything aside from what they are doing now. She's not interested on writing a good story for the X-Men, just creating her own OCs.
>>146728097Oh but I am attracted to her look at her abs >>146722312
>>146727175>>146727203>>146727636I think it's an attempt to do something about that terrible time when she told Gambit she didn't want kids (despite he has said he wants them) because she had a rough childhood. In a past number, she said she felt them as her own kids and a few people have said they hope both Gambit and Rogue can adopt them. But honestly, is Rogue even capable of taking care of kids? She's unstable, stubborn, and her current mental state is unwell. 90s Rogue, I see her having a family with Gambit and being happy. Current Rogue shouldn't even own a pet.
>>146728413I am so glad I didn't read Krakoa.
>>146728453Maybe absorbing the Blob made her dumber.
>>146728347Can you link it
>>146728552He started to make dumb shit since the start of the Ashes run.This is on character, btw. No matter how much Gail Simone tries to tell us otherwise, Rogue is dumb.
>>146723459I mean would he even want to reunite with those dupes? Can't imagine the memories are going to be pleasant, but at least it lets him know if they planned anything else down the line.
>>146728413But wouldn't an adamantium surfboard weight hundreds of pounds and be poisonous to his skin and marine wildlife alike?
>>146729200Ask Percy, he was the main Logan writer during Krakoa And I think he's got a Wolverine and Deadpool book now or something
>>146729200Maybe Ultron possessed him through his Adamantium or something.
>>146728453>she's not smart enough to write Rogue making plans. Even if she got Logan (a former soldier) or Gambit (a known strategist) doing the planning,To be fair, they just then teleported in and suddenly one of their two objectives was right there and raring to bring down the gates before any recon or planning could be conducted. Then there's fact that anyone is going to look like a drooler compared to a Cyclops with a jet ride to figure things out and two telepaths to coordinate. It's still would have been more interesting to see a genuine infiltration with this group, but this whole event seems mistimed and rushed as fuck.
>>146729200Because it's the only way to have extreme better than sex surfing on the most deadly part of the coast. Nothing is hotter than getting your flesh ripped off your metal bones as you wipe out. Geez, you stupid or something?
>>146729200It's not solid adamantium, apparently.
>>146729790Apparently someone wrote into Marvel complaining about overuse of Adamantium when Constrictor's weapons had it. If only he knew what the future held...
The more you post about Krakoa, the more I'm happy I never read it and the more I dread that it exists.>>146729598What Rogue should have done in first place was to trust Cyclops and listen to him. She wanted to go to Alaska to be an x-men, but now he's actually doing something to rescue mutants, she decides he's not good enough to follow because she's emotionally involved with the mutants there.>>146729598>It's still would have been more interesting to see a genuine infiltration with this group, but this whole event seems mistimed and rushed as fuck.Yeah, that's my main annoyance with this. You have Gambit on your team and you waste him by not using his skills as a thief because you don't have the brains to write him like this. Gambit's doing nothing so far, he could have infiltrated the mansion and get info from within. Like, imagine they're fighting and one of the guards is Gambit who knows where everything is and some weaknesses. I so fucking hate this bitch.
>>146729790It was still pretty dumb. I do like how the Marvel wiki, which is pretty trash anyway, lists the surfer chick as having drowned to death. Bitch had gills, for fucks sake. I assume she was just smashed by the wave or burned by the fucking erupting volcano they were trying to "surf".
>>146726241Got to learn from the best (of the best)
>>146723036>>146723039>>146723050>>146723060Logan was pulling his punches the whole time to patronize Storm.
>>146730151She probably wanted the situation to end up exactly as it did and that's why he humoured her. When Gambit was training with her, he had no powers and she did and he still beat her ass, because he didn't want to sleep with her. Also, the whole "LEFT HOOK!" thing is cringe. It could have been otherwise a more sexier scene.
>>146730151Given that one page about Logan's sexual fantasies, I'm more inclined to believe he was letting Storm do that stuff to get his rocks off.
>>146722345how do you say heart emoji out loud
>>146722577CRIMINALLY corny
>>146722729that kid is literally screwed. poor guy.
>>146729931Anon, why is Captain Marvel shooting Ultros in the dick?
>>146722887
>>146729790I had to reread this issue and it reminds me how many characters they've appeared to reset since the fall of Krakoa. Storm? No more hot NASA astronaut to peg on Mars. Cyclops? No longer leading a heroic team of X-Men on missions to save the world, he's back to being warlord leading a strike force. Magneto? Took until recently for them to apparently remember his newfound cause after his resurrection. I forgot how among the Cuckoos it was Phoebe who was the rogue, dating Quintin (which was pretty fucked up giving his role in Sophie dying the first time), now suddenly Phoebe is back in the fold and Sophie is the rogue. Although even when they do that they forget she was the most heroic of the sisters who would have never gone along with Empath's plan because it was too much like the bullshit Quintin was pulling that, again, lead to her death.
>>146730503>when the other kind of acid kicks in
>>146723050I don't recall there being a "but" in the catchphrase. "And" is often what follows, which must mean... MYSTIQUE!uhh, you better get checked for butt babbies rho
>>146722470It's the Fun Room because Fun things happen inside. Like the orgies. See? They get the picture, they got ahead. And now he's giving her head. aahhhh I miss orgy island.
>>146730823>I miss orgy island.i don't
>>146728671I'm still working on it
>>146732237Post it now
>>146726431This one is for you anon:
>>146723275
>>146734273Ok, bump
>>146727938insult by romancing hairy canadian manlet
bump
>>146727938It was just kinda there, so i dont. Ewing's good but romance is not his strong suit.
>>146727992She beat him anon.
>>146736129>Ewing's goodMaybe on Planet Retard
>>146736137I think you mean pussy whipped him.
>>146733450hot
>>146722260I haven't been keeping up with any of these, is it worth going back and getting caught up?
Mr. Sinister/Franklin Richards are not reflections of the same concept. Stop believing it.
>>146737485It's right after a narrative bookend so it's a good time to get back in, if you still like X-people. People may have various issues with the writers but the main thing to me is that they are all going pretty slow and everything is split over 10 books.
>>146722260Thanks anon
>>146737485Literally the only things you need to bother with are Uncanny and X-Men. All of the other books suck except for the couple of people that like X-Force (it's not actually good but being sub-par when the other spinoffs are terrible means it looks better). X-Men is better than Uncanny because MacKay is a better writer than Simone.
>>146738903gotcha. I was feeling that way already desu. I kinda wanted to check out NYX but had a feeling it was gonna be shit, shame because it has so many of my favorite characters
>>146736159What are you, 12??
>>146733450Sometimes it's really so very clear how they want Storm's hair to look like clouds.
>>146726425She's been bouncing around the superhero community for awhile. I remember when she was rising Thor's other hammer the other hammer is his penis. Not to single her out, it happens. She's a decades old character and gets shipped to people she hangs out with, hence other heroes.
>>146726717I am surprised the epilogue to the story wasn't this chick either being a villain or working for a villain, but then to me that's too close to the map guy working for Mojo in the Nyx storyline.
>>146738903>X-Force, X-Factor and X-MenUncanny is a dumpster fire
>>146727063>>House style doesn’t exist retard, hasn’t for three decades.>Did you not see mid-2000s-mid-2010s DC where everyone drew like Reis/EVS/Eaglesham?House style has been a thing with DC since forever, but not so much with Marvel.
>>146722265Ok thanks
>>146732237>>146732757I'm still waiting
>>146722265Ok then
>>146722669Land porn face spotted
Bump.
I wish someone would finally do something interesting with Nova.
Time to laugh at the Spider-Office again
>>146744239What
>>146744091Wasn't he just an early attempt at a retro-throwback that bombed?
>>146744262Looks like a Spider-Juggernaut.
>>146743155worst one i've seen in a while
>>146744395its not rek rap juggy?
>>146745041Wouldn't that be a conflict of theology? He's a demon from limbo. Also maybe the symbiote would complain.
Why are X-Men comics so bad and boring?
>>146746107Because they turned into circles.
>>146740056Nah that's you
>>146746107Because the writers are bad and boring.
>>146740633and it looks fucking awesome
>>146722305yay, we get to read what we've already read but worse
>>146722260What a book
I really like this current X-Men run, its my first time reading an ongoing marvel story and I didnt read much of the Krakoa stuff just HoX/PoX.
>>146751303It's not really bad. It's just that some characters are acting retarded.
>>146722385ughhh
>>146747058There it doesn't look bad, but sometimes. I mean like everything else it depends on the artist.