In which Justina Ireland takes over, for some reason.
Is this the loli issue?
>>146731014You are denied your loli, anon.
>>146731027Literally 1984.
>>146731031The Last stand suit?
>>146731044Quick pull out your schlong while she's down.
Support your local comic store by buying something else!
>>146731084I admit I wasn't clear on the latest status of Cain and Cytorrak but I guess I got my answer
>>146731084I wonder if Marko has had to fight the children of Cytorrak at any point and just brute forced the fights by never stopping.
>>146731029>Your lives are but FUCKERS
>>146731028I mean he becomes god king of symbiotes so it works out pretty well for him desu
>>146731104I think he found a secret Gem of cytorrak and gave himself tattoos or something so he always has powers
>>146731007that slutty brat needs some rape correction
>>146731075>>146731072At least a bit of actual feelings in this short arc. Obviously they can't kiss because that would make Peter a cheater but this is where they should be right now instead of dealing with >>146731077 Wells residual nonsense. 6/10.
>>146731044
>>146731075>>146731044Ireland is... not bad? Maybe there is hope?
>>146731050I think I lost count. How many times has Spider-Man died already? Just three or more?
>>146731704This is already a massive step down from Kelly.
>>146731031What happened in the bottom left?
>>146731087Nah, Black Cat was ASKING for Pete's dick and he point her to dating apps. He's done with relationships as of now
>>146731031Sin Eater killing Jean De Wolff
>>146731767Death of Jean DeWolfe I assume
>>146731031>Shows Kraven's suicide>But not(either of) Harry's deaths or Ben Reilly's
>>146731044So, by the end, did Peter win? That doesn't look like a win?
>>146732133He won by surprising her but she was petty so she killed him in retaliation.
Theres some TnA in this issue, for a 2024 Marvel comic
Ireland writes Peter like an adult with basic social skills and unpoisoned by reddit speak, I'm shocked. It's been so long.
>>146732133To win he had to surprise her. So he made her open a portal to the future where she expected a wasteland only to be met by a future Peter who was ready to surprise her
>>146732513Hi, Justina!
>>146732653I don't expect the book to be good under her, but credit where it's due. Kelly's Peter was fucking unbearable.
>>146731100Ah, absolutely nothing happened.
>>146732858The only one excited about this is a Polish child rapist who is incapable of reading the dialogue.
>>146731084He's preparing to crash into ASM and turn it into an X-Book
>>146731064For fuck's sake just tell her.
>>146731007VGHSPIDER-SLOPMUST...CONSUME...
>>146731027Would be better of Peter just brushed this one off saying that he's been forced to relive this one so many times he's at peace with it.
>>146732133He surprised her by remembering where they were gonna land and making sure in the future he was at that place to take her down
>>146732633Heh, that mean he will survive this event.
>>146731018>"We're gonna visit ALL the pain in your lifetime. And there's a lot.">literally putting Peter through a humiliation ritual
>>146731044Demon butt
>>146731072>Absolutely not. That is a chapter of my life best left in the past. I'm glad that Felicia/Ireland can at least see that whole business was completely insignificant and meaningless
>>146731088>I, Nick Lowe, Spider-EditorHe's so full of himself.
>>146733354I actually hope not, ASM is in dire need of a hiatus and a reboot.
>>146731072>>146731075Can someone please explain to me why they don't just use this opportunity to have Peter date Black Cat?I hate Spider-Man writers/editorial. They literally hate Peter's love life and give him the most boring girls.
>>146733525He is already with Shay.
>>146733535He already said they keep giving him the most boring girls.
>>146730982this fucking art... its like if you had a generic comic for a tv show
>>146733576If you want to see some REALLY generic art, just take a look at the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man storytime. Now that's what I call bland.
>>146733535Yeah, and?
>>146730982There are the only new variants covers since two weeks ago.>RELEASES DEC 25TH, 2024The Amazing Spider-Man #64THE 8 DEATHS OF SPIDER-MAN CONTINUES! Cytorrak's most dangerous scion, CALLIX, and his deadly CRIMSON CANINES take their turn to inflict physical pain on Spider-Man. Spidey doesn't have many deaths left to spend...>RELEASES JAN 8TH, 2025The Amazing Spider-Man #65THE 8 DEATHS OF SPIDER-MAN CONTINUES! Spider-Man has faced four Scions and is running out of extra lives. This issue's scion, CYRA, represents the very power of Death Itself and makes Spider-Man watch everything he loves die. Can Spider-Man possibly withstand this punishment?>RELEASES JAN 15TH, 2025The Amazing Spider-Man #65.DEATHSTHE 8 DEATHS OF SPIDER-MAN CONTINUES! While Spider-Man is facing the Scion who wields the power of Death, the new EMBODIMENT of death, PHIL COULSON, gets to know his powers better. Phil has always been there to help heroes in every way he can, but can he help Spider-Man to save our universe?>RELEASES JAN 22ND, 2025The Amazing Spider-Man #66THE 8 DEATHS OF SPIDER-MAN CONTINUES! Spider-Man has been broken, and someone needs to pick up the pieces. Maybe an old flame? Now that the CHAMPION has fallen, can the universe withstand what comes next? Are there any who can stand in the way of an inevitable god?>RELEASES FEB 12TH, 2025The Amazing Spider-Man #67THE 8 DEATHS OF SPIDER-MAN CONTINUES! With his patron, Cyttorak, attacking the world, Juggernaut won't just sit aside. But he's not a solo act... THE X-MEN GET INVOLVED TO HELP SPIDER-MAN SAVE THE WORLD! >RELEASES FEB 19TH, 2025asm #68THE 8 DEATHS OF SPIDER-MAN CONTINUES! The Scions of Cytorrak are too much and Spider-Man has used up ALL of his lives. Is this the FINAL death of Spider-Man!?>RELEASES FEB 26TH, 2025asn#68.DEATHSTHE 8 DEATHS OF SPIDER-MAN CONTINUES! With Spider-Man now DEAD, it’s up to the X-Men to win the day and save the universe. But why are they fighting EACH OTHER?!?!
>>146730982It’s all pretty boring. Peter seems more annoyed and frustrated at dying all the time, he acts like someone who’s had a bad week at work. But he mostly barely cares, so we barely care. He got over his first death just by taking a shower and telling himself he’s got this and got over his third with a picnic. Maybe after he gets torn apart by the Hounds of Cyttorak next issue he’ll have to pull out the big guns and jack off to porn or something to decompress.
>>146733854>RELEASES DEC 25TH, 2024The Amazing Spider-Man #64THE 8 DEATHS OF SPIDER-MAN CONTINUES! Cytorrak's most dangerous scion, CALLIX, and his deadly CRIMSON CANINES take their turn to inflict physical pain on Spider-Man. Spidey doesn't have many deaths left to spend...That’s these niggers trying for a Christmas special just have Peter Parker get torn apart by wild dogs, this how they celebrate, sort of like that one Polack Pedo has nothing better to do on Christmas either.
>>146730982Shay could become Spider-Man's best girlfriend ever.
The previous issue had better writing. This latest defeat is just unsatisfying.
>>146730982This art looks like JRJR if JRJR actually remembered how to draw.I'm not following ASM because I have self respect, is Lowe's reign of terror over yet?
>>146731082So is her story referencing anyone in particular? Otherwise I'm just imagining Shriek.
>>146734052No. There was recently a rumour of him getting ready to leave and join another company, but I'll believe it when I see it.
>>146733525After Wells? because Peter won't get with Felicia unless writer gets some mid or long term guarantees from the execs in charge. And it's better that way.
So why is Kelly not on this, again?
>>146734889you really don't have to keep the the thread alive lol nobody really gives a fuck.
Bump time again I guess
>>146734903Meant for >>146734909
>>146734046Any narrative suggesting that Norman Osborn, lover of all things Halloween, doesn’t believe in magic is not just wrong—it's Suspension of disbelief breaking levels of absurd. This man set up the Gathering of Five, failed the tests set by the Temple With No Name, and sold his own son to Mephisto on a silver platter. If he doesn’t believe in magic after all that, he's a fool. He lives in a universe where magical phenomena are as real as the air he breathes! His prior experiences are too significant for anyone with a functioning brain, two eyes, and ears to dismiss.
>>146732880>He's preparing to crash into ASM and turn it into an X-BookThey should have been donelong ago.Oh well the sooner it gets renamed to The Amazing X-Men the better.
>>146734940fuck off nobody gives a shit,
>>146734940Side effect of his curing.
>>146734913Don't care who it was meant for now piss off.
>>146734913You yelled at yourself for bumping the thread?
>>146734965Be honest here you want them them to turn ASM into a X-Men book. Then they can insert cool porn in it like this,
>>146734999They can have Spider-Man's alleged mutant friends show up.
>>146734958Getting shot and experiencing the firsthand effects of a weapon imbued with supernatural powers feels like it should only slam home and reinforce Norman Osborn's belief in the magic's tangible and dangerous existence in his universe
>>146735008>The Non-Mutant™ Super-Hero>having mutant friends
Why is Juggernaut an X-man? He's not even a mutant.
>>146734951Go away Gwenschizo, you never have anything to talk about.
>>146735049Nepotism. He’s also retarded and One if the Good Ones.>>146734999First you’re angry about Felicia being black and now you’re furious about race mixing.
>>146735008Oh yes they can did you not read the last page of this book it's already happening>>146731084in addition to this solicitations for the ASM #68 list spider-man as very much DEAD by then.Solicit Synopsis for ASM #68 "THE 8 DEATHS OF SPIDER-MAN CONTINUES!• With Spider-Man now DEAD, it’s up to the X-Men to win the day and save the universe.• But why are they fighting EACH OTHER?!?!checkmate this book now belong to the X-Men family it's curtains for 616 peter parkerR.I.P.
>>146735116I think they should kill off 616 Peter Parker and ASM, Ultimate Spider-Man sells more anyways.
>>146735132Given how Paul caused people to cancel orders of All New Venom, having no Paul is actually a huge sales boost for Ultimate.No wonder the Polish pedophile guy hates it!
>>146735132Read the solicitations retard that's exactly what they are doing. Make no mistake the 8 deaths of spider-man will end with peter parker staying very much dead and the book renamed to the Amazing X-Men.
>>146735178I’m agreeing with you and I don’t know why you’re so confused. I think ASM is bad and should just be cancelled. I will just read Ultimate.
>>146735170>No wonder the Polish pedophile guy hates it!They the are no polish pedophile people here on 4chan what's the matter with you anyway do you see pink elephants also?
>>146735029It is like how drugs alter personality heavily.
>>146735170It’s still funny that even Carlos Gomez is shitting on Paul in instagram. He’s an in-joke even at Marvel. I think the only guy who unironically loves Paul is that Polish dude who can’t read dialogue.
>>146735191It won't get cancelled just renamed and a good thing too it's better off as a X-Men book.
>>146735229fuck off.
>>146735213There are lots of Polish people and lots of pedophiles on 4chan. It stands to reason there are people who are both. There was this one guy who claimed to be Polish and also said he was a child molester a few times here, but I don’t know if you know him. He’s just sort of a brain damaged retard who really only talks about Poland and pedophilia now, he sucks.
They should kill off the dull trolling cunt and replace him with the X-Men.
>>146735242I don’t care as long as they stop writing a bad version of Peter Parker, like the 616 version. They can have Miles be Spider-Man, or Paul, and the book can finally die.
>>146735264They should have Ultimate Wolverine who is Russian castrate him with his claws for being a filthy pedophile.
>>146735262how many pink elephants do you see right now? drugs are bad thing you really should quit them.
Gwenschizo! Hey Gwenschizo! Do you have any thoughts about the comic or are you just going to talk about child molestation all day???
>>146735298I see one Polish child molester. I think he doesn’t even know English. I think he’s using Google Translate to post in English.Help me, Doctor. I’ve never seen something so utterly retarded. How do I make this retarded, ugly, creepy looking polish guy disappear?
>>146734999I am too busy getting off by watching this>>146734999it's very arousing
>>146735335Don’t lie, they’re both over 18. It does absolutely nothing for you.
>>146735329Now you are being off-topic and spamming and you know what that means.
>>146735348Help me, he’s ranting about spam now, even though he’s the one spamming constantly. He doesn’t understand anything, he’s too brain damaged. He’s terrible, how do I get rid of him? I want to talk about comic books, not Poland or child rape!
>>146734999Why does he think we care? Why does he care so much?It’s not even going to last anyways, because muh Jean Grey, but good for them.
>>146735347Lol it does lots for me I have a large X-Men collection and even several shrines dedicated to my favorite muties such as Magik, rogue, emma and storm I am that much of X-Men fan.
>>146735368>a known troll>being hypocritical and inconsistent and entirely irritating Say it ain't so!
>>146731044Thank you artist
>>146735417Take a picture of your erect penis and post it here as proof and then I’ll believe you.
>>146735387Hey now, there’s also Muh T’Challa for Rogue. And Muh Doom, god willing.
>>146735387Don't you realize what this means? this a sign that other things will get fixed also. Soon xavier will be redeemed and all the bad things he did will be forgotten like a bad dream. X-Men are getting fixed
>>146734951Cope, Marvel shill
>>146735497They really aren’t. It’s Tom Brevoort.
>>146735229I don’t think it had that effect on any of the other villains shot up by Sin-Eater? The bullet's function was to absorb the sins and abilities of its victims, not to alter their beliefs or perceptions about magic. Even if his sins were wiped clean, that shouldn't mean he suddenly forgets everything he knows or once believed.
>>146733525Because that was the partial hook they used for beyond a few years back
>>146735611Doesn't matter him having logan with storm become a couple again is proof that Brevoort does care about X-Men.
>>146731077>>146731082It’s honestly amazing how they expect us to give a shit about Shay when Felicia is appearing on this and single again
>>146735705It proves the writer cares about X-Men, and that Tom Brevoort didn’t care enough to stop it.He can undo it anytime though, definitely will. After all, the Scott/Jean/Logan love triangle is pretty iconic, and that’s how it was when he read the comics…Sorry man. You got too hopeful and too excited. And it’s going to be taken away from you in the cruelest way Tom can think of. That’s the guy he is. He loves Paul, after all.
I love symbiote Christmas /co/, I really do.
I also love May cunny.
I also want to have sex with Gayle.
>>146735857>>146735875>>146735888>USM 12 releasing a week before Christmas: does a Christmas episode>>146733854>ASM 64 releasing ON CHRISTMAS: Peter gets savagely mailed to death by dogs, nothing ever happens and no fun is allowedCan someone that isn’t Polish explain this to me? Does Nick Lowe have autism or does he have deep seated personal problems?
>>146735969Because of Marvel Time, having Christmas issues is a hassle. An entire year of comics might actually just take place over a week. USM uses real-world time, so it can sync to Holidays.
>>146735857>>146735875>>146735888Fuck off this the 616 universe not the ultimate one thus this off -topic. If you want a thread for this then go make one dumbass.
>>146736048You posted about X-Men here first. He’s allowed to because you did it. This is all your fault.
>>146731098>New Character: "Flame War"He's trolling us.
>>146736097Rip off of a Transformer, who was already a dated joke when she first appeared
>>146735844There is nothing to suggest he will undo it anytime soon. What's the matter with you anyway you should be happy Logan and storm are back with each other don'r rain on others parade, Just savour the moment will you and hope things get even better hope exists for a reason after all.
>>146731072>Reminding us she's single againHow soon til Venom symbiote & MJ X Black Cat just in time for pride?
>>146735888>Mr. and Mrs. BrockHICKMAN GIVE US AN ULTIMATE VENOM FREE OF THE FAGGOT PAUL RABIN
>>146736087Marvel's shills shoot themselves in the foot again
>>146736108>There is nothing to suggest he will undo it anytime soonBut I have proof. We have Tom Brevoort as the editor. That is all the proof we need.
>>146736135>Ultimate VenomBe careful what you wish for...
>>146736087The 616 universe and ultimate one do not exist in the same universe so that makes it off-topic since they are not related in any way. As for that X-Men pic that can be excused since it goes in the 616 universe.
>>146736157>Benom Reilly: Hehe :]I kind of hope Dylan is a thing in 6160 as well.
>>146736154Your crazy that proves nothing now stop ruining others people fun and enjoy the moment,
>>146736169First ever AI-generated Parker kid?
>>146736160No that sounds completely retarded, I think you’re just retarded and kind of a bully who hates other people having fun.
>>146733161Or just maybe just maybe he could have saved her IF he had done things different this time. This was your once in a lifetime chance to save Gwen mister peter parker and you blew it. You are a failure and loser for LIFE.
>mfw staring at all this shit for the first time since superior spider-manThat Slott run really was the beginning of the end huh?
>>146736241No it's not thread is not about the ultimate universe so that makes that off-topic.
>>146733525aren't they starting it up again in a few issues or is the cover just bait?
>>146731704What? No this is awful.
>>146736599piss off.
>>146731748This should be three, he’s died in every fight so far
>>146736775fuck off.
>>146736478God hears you anon.
>>146735888>I also want to have sex with Gayle.Same.Trips confirm.
>>146736779Nani?
>>146731704I wouldn’t go that far, but I enjoyed the issue and with a woman writing for Pete maybe we’ll get a chance to add in the soap operatic elements the book has been sorely missing since OND butchered everything.
>>146736608Fuck you. If you’re always mad about being here and people saying things, just leave. Fucking illiterate Polack child rapist.
>>146736895I’d rather just read Ultimate since that’s at least a book that isn’t burdened by OMD, Paul, and an illiterate self-confessed child molester living in Poland who doesn’t even read the comics to be quite honest.
>>146736290That’s retarded.
>>146737020To be honest I think Amazing Spider-Man really took a nosedive when they brought Zeb Wells on and decided only to appeal exclusively to a child molester living in Poland who doesn’t even speak any English and can’t even read the dialogue so he just stares at the pictures
>>146737070>>146737020We all hate Poland, it’s true, but amazing isn’t going away and it at least deserves SOME sort of conversation beyond the badgering of some Eastern European autistic fuck
>>146737087It’d be good if Anazing get better, but honestly I’m perfectly happy to spite Nick Lowe by enjoying an alternative. Much like Gwenschizo only motive is spite and schadenfreude, not actually increasing sales or doing something useful, and that’s why he still gets mad about Ultimate Spider-Man selling better despite it ostensibly being a Marvel product.
>>146737263Like Gwenschizo, Nick Lowe is angry that there’s an alternative people can enjoy while regarding their own petty antics with irritation or indifference at worst. It kills them both. It’s like a knife being driven into them.
>>146737020Then why are you even in this thread?
>>146737511Because I like critiquing art and I honestly think what really undermines Eight Deaths is that the creative team is very willing to traumatize and scar Peter Parker, but they’re not willing to commit to any long-term changes or genuine PTSD, thus trivializing the trauma that acts as the book’s draw in the first place. He’s been far more stressed about much more trivial things, but he seems largely indifferent to what he has to endure and is coping with some irrevocably life defining pain through showers, pep talks, and a picnic. Eight Deaths is a bluff. Kelly, Ireland, and Lowe don’t want to do anything that will irrevocably change Peter, or even anything that will change him long term. Nothing is actually happening with all of this. Nothing ever happens.If you could, someone should ask the Polish guy why he feels the need to come here next.
>>146737635Peter's worst fear isn't dying, it is letting harm come to others. He will die for the greater good.
>>146735888It's gonna be so cool when Eddie Brock ends up becoming a Good Venom with Peter's AI voice telling him how to be a Spider-Man.
>>146737677How do you know Eddie won't die so a surviving family member has a grudge?
>>146737635Welcome to comics I guess? The story isn’t great and is undermined by the fact that the show must go on, that’s a reality in EVERY modern comic. I agree that Lowe’s inability to let peter grow as a character and let the story go into the natural paths it should is a shortcoming sure, but the issues are decent enough with their art and the writing has been passable. No comic like this should be considered art unfortunately, they’re locked into being whatever the status quo needs them to be, which COULD be fine if that meant that ANYTHING could happen, but it can’t. It’s just a series spinning its wheels hoping that the handful of people who keep buying still will
>>146737690Doesn't the Maker have the Venom symbiote from the original Ultimate universe? It could be an interesting dynamic, if it fuses with Peter's suit.
>>146737662He likely would. But if his pain is something endurable and won’t change him as a person then there’s no stakes in this book. The fear is that something irrevocable will happen that will break him, and it wouldn’t be surprising if something this big changed him, if not forever then at least a long time. If that isn’t happening there aren’t any stakes and it’s all just filler.>>146737743I’m just not content with passable. Wells really shit the bed for me, and I find that Lowe’s response to critique has been pretty odious. This was their big chance to blow me away with something great, instead it’s just the same sort of more palatable slop that Dan Slott used to give us. It’s not enough to win my trust or interest back and it’s not enough for me to do anything more than point out it’s shortcomings online.
>>146737833I agree and let the record show that this is the THIRD TIME that Pete has dealt with his like characters in amazing specifically that in no way commented on the mark that OMD would’ve left on his soul. Think about it, marvel knew as far back as CIVIL WAR that pete and MJ would seperate and STILL the best they could come up with was a deal with the literal devil. Which could be fine if there wasn’t a story about his LITERAL CLONE getting powers from the devil and never commenting as such
>>146735678Norman is Catholic, right? Catholics don't see magic as real magic. Yet they strongly condemn its use and often get technical about whether something that non-Catholics would call magic qualifies as magic or is instead considered spiritual influence, demonic, or holy, which they do believe in. What if the Sin Eater made Norman embrace his inner Catholic?> Sees a levitating object > Non-Catholic: “Bruh, that’s straight-up magic.” > Catholic: “Nah senpai, that's either a God-tier miracle or it's hella possessed.”
>>146734999Wait, so what happened to Storm’s astronaut boyfriend?
>>146737281Can't I just hate both and think that both Amazing and Ultimate are awful comics (because they are)?
>>146738884One book is better than the other and doing a lot of things right that the other one gets wrong. And if you don't know which is which you are certifiably retarded, and you need help.
>>146737995It’s gotta be a real challenge being a Catholic in the Marvel universe. Balancing faith with all the magic, aliens, and gods flying around would be a tough gig.
>>146734148>Anyway, long story short, I was that woman.
>>146731028Nobody expects the unnecessary spider-nips.
>>146737677>Good VenomBORING.
>>146732858
>>146731013You think they WOULDN'T stoop so low?
>>146738870Normal people, in my superhero toons? NEVER
>>146731027NO FAIR!We want our loli!!
>>146742088We need to see Peter correct this brat!
>>146742121Why are you treating Pete as if he was an hentai protagonist?
>>146739373Word is, IRL Pope Francis said he’d baptize aliens if they ever decided to drop by. Can you imagine the kinda shake-up the wild world of Marvel would cause in the church? Who knows what kind of new doctrines and rules they'd cook up to keep relevant with all the superheroes and cosmic craziness.
>>146742426I wonder who'd baptize the Skrull loli and Kree shota?
>>146742071An astronaut is essentially a low-level superhero.
>>146743090Father John Wraith.
I don’t know guys, Gwenschizo seems out of it. He’s either been banned again or just feeling frustrated and taking a self-care break.
>>146744017stop making shit up retard and piss off.
>>146744044It looks like after Peter dies in the eighth of issue 8 Deaths it looks like he gets revived with the Juggernaut’s powers and Spider powers.I guess Peter is replacing Juggernaut on the X-Men!
oh dear>The "8 Deaths of Spider-Man” concludes this March! Brought to you by writers Joe Kelly and Justina Ireland, artists Ed McGuinness, Gleb Melnikov, CAFU and Andrea Broccardo, this one-of-a-kind AMAZING SPIDER-MAN epic saw new Sorcerer Supreme Doctor Doom entrust Spidey with protecting the world from the evil god Cyttorak—a daunting mystical undertaking that required a new magic-powered suit and eight extra lives!>But Cyttorak’s scions still proved to be too much for the wall-crawler, and on the covers for the saga’ final chapters, AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #69 and #70, Joe Kelly and Ed McGuinness reveal a shocking development… Did Spider-Man fight his way through Cyttorak’s champions just to become one himself!?>Spider-Man used the last of the extra lives and is done. True death. In AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #69, things have never looked more bleak as the X-Men fight among themselves, and Doctors Doom and Strange reunite—only to find the situation unwinnable.>In AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #70, enter the Spider-Naut! But who is this unstoppable webbed-wonder?! And does he represent the world’s last hope or Cyttorak’s ultimate victory?
>"thanks for helping me Spidey, now I can easier create One World Under Doom(tm)"
>>146743763Krakoa era comes for everyone.
>>146744094their is no way that is peter the muscle build is wrong it is more likely that is the Juggernaut in peter's costume. I guess he figured it would be okay for him to borrow it what with spider-man now being dead.
>>146744106>>146744124I'm tired bros.
>>146744094>>146744106>>146744202Rek-Rap, I bet. Why not ruin the only good thing to come out of Wells run? Its Ed's character to begin with.
>>146744106>>Spider-Man used the last of the extra lives and is done. True death. In AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #69, things have never looked more bleak as the X-Men fight among themselves, and Doctors Doom and Strange reunite—only to find the situation unwinnable.hahaha it's true he REALLY is dead it's over spider-fags ASM is now officaly a X-Men book you won't be missed 616 peter parker.RIP the end.
>>146731007ToT
>>146744238Who gives a fuck who it is it's over 616 peter parker is truly dead gameover spider-man fans. game over for good checkmate.
The real cover for The Amazing Spider-Man #69 this nails it for sure 616 Spider-Man is DEAD maybe for good.
>>146744238It's the Juggernaut the last page of this book is proof of thast since he said he had to prepare for something. either that or he and peter merged into one being somehow,
>>146744202>>146744271>>146744344>>146744778>he can't even keep his own shitposting straight
>>146744202>Peter gets Juggernaut’s powers>Peter gets Juggernaut’s build>Spidernaut is climbing walls, even though it’s not Juggernaut’s power.Sorry schizo, it looks like Juggernaut is losing his powers. I doubt the X-Men will care since he’s not even a real mutant!
>>146744806More likely the Juggernaut is spider-man replacement.
>>146744806Read the solicts retard they mention the situation can't be fixed thus that is not 616 peter parker.
>>146744892Wouldn't they have that relaunch as a different book with a name like Cain Marko: Spider-Man or Unstoppable Spider-Man?
>>146744948And just how do you know they won't do that. They may have plans to do mini series of the name Cain Marko: Spider-Man
>>146744892They can’t give him an entire radioactive spider to give him the spider powers. Meanwhile the entire adventure has to do with Cyttorak. Sorry dude, Doom and Strange are just going to revive Peter by transferring Juggernaut’s powers as Champion of Cyttorak to Peter.>>146744927>read the solicitsOkay! >Did Spider-Man fight his way through Cyttorak’s champions just to become one himself!?Looks like they also say Spider-Man become Cyttorak’s champion! They don’t say Cyttorak’s champion becomes Spider-Man!Looks like it’s bad news for Juggernaut I think he ends up dying during all of this instead.
Are people REALLY still wasting time engaging with the resident troll?
>>146745058They say he may have become Cyttorak himself we don't for sure that he did become one himself.
>>146745048Because there’s no announcement for it dumb-dumb! You blockhead! Minis get announced months in advance, The Eight Deaths of Spider-Man were announced before Wells’s final arc even began! You doofus! You retard! You Polack!Sorry Juggernaut fans. Sorry X-Men fans. It’s a shame, I liked how Juggernaut palled around with Magik.
>>146745106>They say he may have become Cyttorak himself No they didn’t. Where did they say Spider-Man becomes Cyttorak? Hmm… looks like they say it nowhere…
>>146745072The jannies can also just ban the pedophile, that’s equally fine with me.
>>146744298>>146744344He's died in almost every run since BND.
>>146745058>ey can’t give him an entire radioactive spider to give him the spider powers. Meanwhile the entire adventure has to do with Cyttorak. Sorry dude, Doom and Strange are just going to revive Peter by transferring Juggernaut’s powers as Champion of Cyttorak to Peter.Can't be done anon the solicts say the situation can't be undone thus peter parker can't be brought back to life. Whoever that is it's definitely not peter parker in the Juggernaut suit.
>>146744094>GimmicksPfffff
>>146745146That's just anon they say he may have become Cyttorak they don't say he become one with certainty. thus that could be anybody in the Juggernaut suit. Here is a crazy though how would you feel iit turned to ben reilly
>>146744094>>146744106>Peter Parker is now the Juggernaut616 is reaching absurd levels of creative bankruptcy here! They already made him the Green Goblin twice in the last year!Oh well, at least now that Peter Parker is absurdly buff and an X-Man now, Mary Jane will leave Paul and go back to him!
>>146745193>>146745247PETER PARKER IS THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!
>>146745254So when is Peter Parker: Marvel Girl with him wearing a cute mini-skirt and a second costume underneath because he is terribly concerned about skin exposure?
>>146745254No she won't since MJ was never a X-Men fan an dwe don't for sure if that is peter it could just as well be somebody else.
>>146745300Again not possiable since the situtation can't be reversed.
>>146745302Mary Jane was Krakoa’s brand ambassador, that’s still canon so she will be all over the Peter’s Spidernaut dick of that you can be sure!
>>146745301Fuck off.
>>146745302Isn't the microwave mutant pretty much a slightly younger version of MJ?
>>146745342she stays with paul now piss off.
>>146745334>Can’t be reversed>Implying that would ever stop the JuggernautNOTHING CAN STOP THE SPIDERNAUT BITCHSorry man, it doesn’t matter what the solicits say because he can’t be stopped. Bing bong it’s simple anyways I wonder which X-Girl will throw himself at Peter wouldnt it be hilarious if it were Storm?
>>146745349>>146745371>Implying Paul can even stop the SpidernautNothing can stop the Spidernaut bitch hehehe
>>146745397>>Can’t be reversed>>Implying that would ever stop the JuggernautThanks for confirming that peter is dead and that is the Juggernaut.
>>146745417okay calling it now that's ben reilly as the Spidernaut and peter parker is dead.
>>146745438Chasm?
>>146745516Yep.
>>146745426Peter is the Juggernaut, bitch!>>146745438Ben Reilly is Chasm now also he’s not even in this arc it’s just Peter involved in all of thisYou have once again failed to stop the Spidernaut bitch get ready to cry once Marko dies and Paul gets abandoned
I’m excited for Peter Parker as Juggernaut it’s way more wholesome than making him the Green Goblin or Doc Ock. It would be hilarious if Magik never even notices that Marko is dead now, she’s retarded like that.
>>146745610>Ben Reilly is Chasm now also he’s not even in this arc it’s just Peter involved in all of this>You have once again failed to stop the Spidernaut bitch get ready to cry once Marko dies and Paul gets abandonedPeter dies and Ben replaces him as the Spidernaut
>>146745651That's Ben Reilly as s Juggernaut peter parker is dead.
>>146745653Ben is still normal sized whereas Spidernaut Peter is huge nope try again
>>146745664Ben is too small for that
>>146745651They are not killing off marko you retard the X-office still has plans for him.
>>146745682he gets bigger soon
>>146745651>Wow Marko, you’re so smart now!>…Scott, shouldn’t we tell her that Marko is dead?>Pft, no. All you flatscans are the same to me anyways, Peter.
>>146745714knock it off retard they are not kiling off marko,,
>>146745686They have plans for the Juggernaut! Not Marko! It’s just like Spider-Man, anyone can wear the mask!Anyone can be the Juggernaut!>>146745700Spidernaut looks nothing like Chasm, sorry man.Look, Juggernaut isn’t even a mutant anyways. The X-Men won’t care that Marko is dead.
>>146745745But there can’t be two Juggernauts, and everyone agrees that Spidernaut is either Peter Parker or Ben Reilly so…Uh oh. UH OH MARKO BROS.
>>146745751>They have plans for the Juggernaut! Not Marko! It’s just like Spider-Man, anyone can wear the mask!yeah anybody can wear the mask retard so I guess it is marko after all and not peter.
>>146745774it can't be peter since he is dead.
>>146745801>Marko just decides out of nowhere to wear a Spider-Man outfit instead of an X-Men outfit and also has Spider-Man powers without explanationHere’s what I think happens I think Marko is under Cyttorak’s control as the final champion but Peter kills him and then dies in the process for this final death only for Peter to lay claim to Cyttorak’s power by defeating all his champions thereby becoming the Spidernaut.
>>146745815He died three times already and came back it actually happened to him a bunch he’s going to die and come back a lot it’s sort of what the arc is about you should read it.
>>146745840It fits. The reason the solicits mention the X-Men fighting each other is because Marko is evil again now and working for Cyttorak so Peter kills him and lays claim to Cyttorak’s power.
I love the Spidernaut now, not because he’s cool or a good idea but simply because it makes the schizo mad.Uh oh, Gwenschizo! Here comes the Spidernaut, bitch!
>>146731044Peter should fuck the demon girl
Do you guys not get tired of doing this?
>>146745840That makes no sense given we know the X-Men are trying o save save the day with peter dead. besides they are not going to mess with X-Men history unless they want to look truly stupid
>>146745840>>146745849Hehehe I hope Spidernaut has sex with Ororo and Jean and Emma while Logan and Scott cry.
>>146745911Fuck you.
>>146745929Oh really then why do the solicits say the X-Men are fighting themselves huh explain that smart guy it’s obvious Marko turns on them because he’s evil again now.Maybe Spidernaut can fuck Mary Jane and Jean Grey at the same time!
>>146745840What you say makes no sense given we that we know from the solicts marko is alive in future X-Men books.
>>146731072>>146731075Kelly just freaking do it already! You know we want to and we know the characters want to.>b-but peter is in a relationsh-then fix that first, pronto
>>146745947It says they fight among themselves that implies they are fighting more then one foe so it's obviously it's not marko.
>>146745952That’s just Spidernaut, the X-Men are fine with the change because Marko was never a mutant anyways.
>>146745973Oh, that probably means Magik turns evil too because Juggernaut is her friend. I guess Ilyana and Marko are both going to die…
>>146745978okay so marko replaces spider-man as Spidernaut and peter parker is dead the end.
>>146745968This isn't Kelly.
>>146745992And in the next issue Ilyana and Marko come back from the dead X-Men don't stay dead as we all know but peter parker won't
Dan Slott confirms that Spider-Man gets the Juggernaut’s powers.Juggernaut bros… did we just get… stopped? I thought nothing could stop us. I guess the Spidernaut is the unstoppable one… bitch…
>>146746001Dan Slott confirmed Spider-Man gets Juggernaut’s powers >>146746024>>146746019Krakoa is gone. X-Men stay dead.Marko isn’t even a mutant now so he’s extra super dead!
>>146746024Marko bros it’s Markover Dan Slott confirms it’s Spider-Man with Juggernaut’s powers not Juggernaut in a Spider-Man outfit for no reasonBASED BASED BASED ALL HAIL THE SPIDERNAUT
>>146746024OIM DA SPOIDAMAN, BITCH!!!
>>146746053DUDE NOW THAT PETER PARKER IS PART OF THE X-MEN MAYBE HE CAN REPLACE CYCLOPS AS LEADER
>>146746024he dosen't say WHO exactly gets the suit though it still could be anybody aside from peter anybody can wear the mask after all.
>>146746024…Nothing can stop the Spidernaut…
>>146746081fuck off.
KNEEL, AMAZINGFAGS.
>>146746080No he says exactly that, several times.>Spider-Man with Cyttorak/Juggernaut powers>Spider-Man in a Juggernaut suit>Spider-Man turned into a Spider-Man/JuggernautThis is some really cool stuff I might pick up Eight Deaths now this is a bold new era for Peter Parker after all I don’t think he’s ever been the Juggernaut before not even once
>>146746098>Does not stopBECAUSE NOTHING CAN STOP THE SPIDERNAUT BITCH
I ship Spidernaut with VenoMJ!
>>146738986>doing a lot of things rightUSM is slow as shit, dull and Peter feels like a side character in his own book. It's terrible. ASM has lots of bad ideas written terribly. It's the whole "cancer is better than AIDS" argument.
>>146746024Slott is actually such a fucking man child, goddamn
>>146746153Not here as well.
>>146746158It treats him with respect, understands his supporting cast has value, and knows that what made the comics succeed in the first place was by being a soap opera with a superhero tossed in.
>>146746112Ge just says Spider-Man gets Cyttorak/Juggernaut powers but as we know anybody can wear the mask so it still could be marko. also another thing to bear in mind that slott likes to llie, Also for all we know you may have impersonated slott himself and thus made that whole thing up.
>>146746174VenoMJ is the All New Venom!Peter Parker is the Spidernaut!It’s looking bad for Paul!
>>146746153tool late she belongs to paul now,
>>146746188Sorry but these are official leaks from CBR itself and Dan Slott himself and he’s saying Spider-Man becomes Juggernaut not that Juggernaut becomes Spider-Man hehehe I think I’ll buy Eight Deaths now…
>>146746204Way ahead of you, Polish Child Rape Guy >>146746190
>>146746176>It treats him with respectBy making him a side character in his own book.
>>146746217I’m going to blow your mind here: Peter Parker and Spider-Man are actually the same guy!!!
>>146746232HOLKY SHIT
Bros, I realize that this whole Spidernaut reveal means Eight Deaths really was filler, this can’t possibly last as a status quo even in the short term, and it trivializes the whole theme of the death and trauma of rebirth by just resolving everything by giving Peter Parker the stupidest and most gratuitous power up of all time, even more than anything Miles ever got…But I still love it, because it makes the schizo angry!
>>146746208that's not slott but somebody masquerading as him that guy is a fake
>>146746213stop spamming and being off-topic,
>Paul Rabin gets shit on and mocked and made fun of in All-Star Venom>Mary Jane Watson is now Venom>Peter Parker is permanently replacing Cain Marko as the Juggernaut on the X-MenGWENSCHIZO ARE YOU OKAY
>>146746321https://youtube.com/watch?v=a8MZBUoQt68&pp=ygULQ29waW5nIHNvbmc%3D
>>146746362Are you going pose as stan lee next?
>>146746388I confess, I’m actually a deranged Polish child molester obsessed with Gwen Stacy. I don’t even know any English at all, I’m just using Google Translate. I’m sorry. I know I’m a piece of shit.BUT THIS SPIDERNAUT THING MAKES ME SO ANGRY HOW COME THEY’RE KILLING OFF CAIN MARKO AND NOT PETER PARKER!!!
God Bless Dan Slott, of all people, for raping the Gwenschizo.
Official Marvel Comics Twitter confirms Peter Parker as the Spidernaut, not Cain Marko and not Ben Reillyhttps://x.com/MarvelComicsHQ/status/1867638128745369870Fellow Gwenschizos… it really is Gwenschizover…
>>146746470Imagine Slott's fat pink mast brutally penetrating the troll's emaciated, crust-ridden ass.
>>146746533I can’t wait for Spidernaut to pull Paul’s head off and reclaim Mary Jane as his rightful property!
>>146746578I am, and it makes me smile.>>146746533Sorry Ilyana, but you have a NEW Flatscan best friend now.
>>146746533>asks if it is spider-man>guys it says its spider-manRetard.>>146746597>>146746618And you two are retarded for going along with it.
>>146746533This spoiler completely destroyed what little narrative tension Eight Deaths had. Fortunately, I haven’t bought a single issue of ASM since Spencer left and Zeb Wells started writing.I do buy Ultimate Spider-Man though!
>>146746631I’m talking about this specifically>Cyttorak's scions proved to be too much for Peter Parker, using the last of his extra lives. But did Peter fight his way through Cyttorak's champions just to become one himself?Dan Slott and Marvel’s official Twitter have both confirmed now.
>>146746645Solicits are actually a blight on modern comics.The whole industry relies on the notion of serialised storytelling, and yet we have this thoroughly embedded practice of revealing what the story's going to be months in advance. It is immensely self-defeating.
>>146746685Yes but, look at it this way:The schizo went from smug and insufferable because of a solicit, only to lose his fucking mind and careen into utter despair.I’ll take it!
>>146746717Eh. I don't really care about that guy
>>146744271Nah, Lord Doom will save him>>146744344By the way, Peter isn't dead>>146731044>>146731042
>>146746677>himself?>?
I just fucking realized why Landy was writing #65.DEATHSIt isn't just because he's advertising the Infinity Watch series with Coulson that nobody is reading, it's because it's a stealth-pilot to the Doctor Strange ongoing he's doing next year
>>146746984So the draw of that book is:>The guy from the movies and TV show a long time ago>The 5 people who like Carol Danvers here because her 4th or so doppelganger rival is in the bookor >The other girl in a two-woman team?
>>146746971Yes that’s perfectly intelligible English. If you’re ESL I’ll try to phrase it in a way your app can parse. Essentially it’s saying that Peter defeated Cyttorak’s champions, only to end up as a Champion of Cyttorak as the Spidernaut.
>>146746533>>146746024>>146744094But of course. With Cain Marko dead, Doom’s rivals in the X-Men lose their most powerful asset in the Juggernaut… while Doom himself gains an even more superlative lieutenant and enforcer through Peter Parker as the Spidernaut, both superior in intellect and his spider powers to Marko…Doom and the Arachnid are both well poised to take their revenge on Mephisto, create One World Under Doom… and most importantly of all, steal Storm away from that wastrel halfwit Wolverine and turn her into the BRIDE OF DOOM.
>>146747044Don’t worry, Peter’s WILLPOWER will allow him to defeat Cyttorak’s control, unlike that retard Cain Marko.>>146747183Damn, looks like Doom is going to steal Ororo away and Logan will have to go crawling back to Jean Grey… just as Tom Brevoort willed…
>>146745745>those two commasThis is just a falseflag, a really mean falseflag
>>146747183I always felt that Doom had a soft spot for Peter. Like the first time they met in 616, their first canonical meeting, Doom wanted to recruit him.
>>146747256The schizo’s losing it, his translation app is malfunctioning.
>>146747041The main draw from what I can tell is that it's basically a continuation of that Infinity Stone bearers plot that began at the end of Infinity WarsProblem is that >no one cares because Infinity Wars fucking sucked>the Warps were the most memorable part of the event, not the fallout>Infinite Destinies, the first sequel to the plot had lots of editorial and publishing problems due to it being set to release for early 2020, causing the entire event getting massively delayed and some of the issues that were teased got completely rewritten and redrawn >the entire storyline just recently got forcefully revived due to Cates' Death Stone Thanos event that he had been working on getting scrapped, so they took that plot and put it here to kill two birds with one infinity stone
>>146747183Storm should go for it desu, Wolverine is a runt and doubtlessly inadequate in bed, while Doom is a genius with incredible sexual proficiency.
>>146747329>All of Eight Deaths was actually an effort by Doom to make him and Peter force Paul and Logan to sit in the chair>>146747329I feel Logan is at his best when he’s pining hopelessly over Jean Grey and jacking off discreetly while he secretly watches her have sex with Scott.
>>146747385Tom Brevoort agrees!
>>146746934I think Peter should know that of all the world’s so-called heroes, only Doom left him in a better position at the end of the story than compared to when he started.This is the Eight Deaths of Spider-Man… and the permanent end of Cain Marko. The Juggernaut’s crimes merited far more than mere “redemption,” after all.
I'll admit it; this run is a step up from the GOD AWFUL shit we had previously. It just feels good seeing Peter actually win, and use his head. Kicking Romita jr off the book is great too. Granted we still have dumb bullshit like Paul and the Shay situation, but it's minor progress I suppose
>>146744094>SpidernauI think this would look better without the exposed mouth
>>146747548It just has that filler feel to it. The only thing of actual merit that has happened in this book is Norman shutting down Oscorp, in every other fashion the book is just spinning its wheels>Very non-committal about whatever the fuck is going on with Shay>Randy is still Peter's only friend because involving other characters would mean stuff has to happen>Aunt May is just around and being disappointed by Peter>Peter is unemployed and has zero job prospects>MJ and Paul situation is completely untouched
>>146747497>Damn it Doom! If you think a half-baked upgrade like giving me the Juggernaut’s powers is enough to make up for the hell you’ve put me through…>Your cock has gone from a respectable eight inches to a true nineteen inch bitch-breaker, Arachnid. Now go crush that mewling upstart Paul, and get your wife back. You’ll need every inch you can muster, as she has bonded with your old Symbiote and become truly formidable. As VenoMJ, her length and girth may yet rival your own.>Damn it. I forgive you.
>>146747826>VenoMJ posting has returnedI’ve decided that the Spidernaut is not cursed, but in truth, it is blessed.
>>146747548People won't accept that because they already have a better comic with USM, but it's true. It's not very good, and I wouldn't buy it, but hell it's a lot better than the last run. I read a little bit about Irlenad's "novels" and they made me cry, I expected the worst. But this issue gave me hope>>146747671You know, I'm even hopeful about that. Maybe Doom will grant Peter a wish in the end, reviving him doesn't counts. And it would make sense since we're approaching to the big issue and they basically don't have anything interesting yet>>146747497LONG LIVE LORD DOOM>ASM #1The Fantastic Fouls can go to hell
>>146747826>VenoMJ finally thinks she’s gotten the better of Parker, and come up with a foolproof plan To finally dom that arrogant Spider-Man>”Peter? You look… different…”Sorry, VenoMJ. While you may be a villainous mastermind, I’m afraid it’s Domination Loss for you yet again!
>>146748099MARK OUR WORDS PARKER, SOME DAY WE WILL GET TO PEG YOU WITH OUR NINETEEN INCH SYNTHETIC SYMBIOTE COCK! J-just as soon as you get us off again, one more time. But just once! Hey! Not back there, it’s not… okay, damn it, fine… actually… keep going….
>>146748099>>146748316Spider-Man wins because he is clever and plays dirty.
>>146744203All of us.>>146744271You fags say that once per thread.>>146746024Eh, after years sporadically battling Juggers here and there, I'm at least curious. Of course it won't pass this arc.
>>146747671I think people use "filler" too much. I'm fine with self-contained stories
>>146748391>You fags say that once per thread.It’s just this one Polish guy obsessed with Gwen Stacy and uses Google Translate to speak in English. I think he lost this thread, though. He lost pretty badly.
>>146748424This isn't just "a story though" it's a mini-run on the character. A story like The Commuter Cometh is a fun, self-contained story. This is 10+ issues of the book spinning its wheels while we wait for the actual next run to start
>>146748674But....it is a story? I'm not calling it Kraven's Last Hunt. Filler was fucking Rek-Rap's Limbo invasion
>>146748785As shit as it was, Dark Web at least advanced one of the sub-plots of the book by destroying Ben even more than it already had. This is doing nothing and will result in nothing
>>146748785While the shitposting is fun, more seriously Peter will just give Cain Marko his powers back because he’s such a nice guy, and he’ll be right back where he started with nobody noticing or caring that he died eight times, let alone him.We end up right back where we started with no actual development or even growth from any of the involved characters. Hence why it’s likely filler.Filler isn’t inherently bad! It’s just that after the shitshow that was Wells’s run they really needed a home run to win the burnouts back, and they squandered it with something thoroughly average and trite.
>>146746024>Fat, worthless hack Dan Slott gets angry because people refuse to shill Marvel's equally worthless slop.Color me shocked. I suppose he also believes that people who don't like MJ being trapped in an alternate universe with a genocidal, elder abusing, dickless abomination also do not like "fun".
>>146748424Like >>146748914 said, filler isn't necessarily bad, but it can be frustrating when there are dangling plot threads that are just being ignored in favour of spending a few months on some random story no one asked for.Beyond was also filler (until the very end), and parts of that were enjoyable
>>146734958His curing of an undead dude with a magical sin purging shotgun?
>>146748914I'll honestly take that instead freaking Spider-Goblin or Sinful Spider again.
>>146743090No one they are Jewish
>>146747826>Paul Rabin: kills billions of people>Dr. Doom: makes your penis more impressive and saves your marriageI don’t understand why some people think Paul is a good guy and Doom is a bad guy, I think Doom is a much better friend and ally to Peter.
>>146749437Dr. G****
>>146731084So I watched the Deadpool movies recently. Is that Juggernaut even the same one from the X-Men movies because he seems way more OP in Deadpool 2.
>>146749796I hate secondaries.
>>146749796I feel like I need to tell you this getting the vibe I'm getting but in case you weren't aware, Juggernaut isn't a mutant. He's a guy fueled by a magical ruby that is tied to Cyttorak, god of destruction. Its why he's even referenced here
>>146749837>I hate secondaries.Yes this is why it'll basically be impossible to replace RBJ as Tony Stark.Joker got replaced multiple times by different actors but that only worked because he was pretty much a different character every time.>Cesar Romero Joker>Jack Nicholson Joker>Mark Hamill Joker>Heath Ledger Joker>that weird Jamaican Joker>Jared Leto "MOM'S GONNA FREAK" Joker>Zach Galifinakis Lego Joker>Joequin Phoenix incel icon JokerThey are all different. If an actor came in trying to play the new Iron Man they would probably just end up seeming like a bootleg RBJ.
>>146749997I know that. I just haven't watched the X-Men movies much and from what little I've seen he seems way more powerful in Deadpool than how he was portrayed in the X-Men.
>>146750003>RBJOkay to be clear I wasn't talking about Robert Browny Jr, I was talking about Robert Downey Jr.
>>146750081>Robert Browny Jr
I like Spidernaut because he makes Gwenschizo seethe.
>>146750109He could have been efficient and played both Iron Man and War Machine.
>>146746024It's funny how in character Slott can be while writing every other character he gets his meaty claws on in the most out of character way possible. I know a way for himself to self insert into Marvel though. Instead of Doc Ock, he should be the new Blob, an immovable object that the unstoppable Spidernaut has to run into. I'd read that. That'd make for some compelling action and writing but then again that takes creativity. All Joe Kelly is gonna do is have him ram into something or punch with no impact because western comics have sucked at action for almost 20-30 years now. "Whoa guys check out the new slop from Marvel! You can trust me, Slott! The ultimate idea guy with 0% good execution to my name! I'm the ultimate arbiter of taste when it comes to Spider-Man and I for sure have all the credibility because of my sheer quantity of books written. Wow guys, erm really? You're not sucking off corpo cock? WHAT? You said Marvel has zero new ideas? What about glorp and shitto combined to make Glorp Shitto? You're making fun of a kid's book in a messageboard where no kids are going to see such language? For shame! It's not like we depend on your money or something! Just ignore the sheer quantity of bad fan interactions online I've had, and you'll agree that YOU'RE the one who's spending too much time on messageboards. WHAT? ULTIMATE IS DOING BETTER THAN ASM? MUH SALES WERE WRONG!? HOW COULD THIS BE?! MARVEL I NEED TO SABOTAGE TOM DEFALCO SOMEWAY SOMEHOW AGAIN SO I CAN FEEL BETTER!"
>>146746024Bold of Slott to assume that fans are expecting anything close to a good book. We're expecting the bare minimum. They can't even get that right.>>146748914>squandered itNah don't you know? This bold new direction of gimmicks will surely work right? If it's as Slott says that this kids book will be as huge in sales as assumes it will be, then they can't have possibly squandered it. Right? It's not like the demographic of comic book readers on titles like this isn't mostly comprised of variant-pigs and "gotta fill my collection" rats right?>>146749107>Taking anythingBros you're not actually paying for this are you?
>>146752012>Bros you're not actually paying for this are you?Fuck no.
