Characters you're slowly turning into
>>146752841You're not turning into Cerberus no matter how hard you think you're an edgy, downtrodden bad-ass. It's like weebs on Facebook thinking they're going through their Guts arc.
>>146752864>edgy, downtrodden bad-ass.if that's what you took away from the series than you missed the point entirely
>>146752841do I need any explanation?
>>146752864more like GAYLO
>>146752841You are nowhere near smart enough to become Earth Pig Born.
>>146752841ok but what happened to the storytime
>>146752864>CerberusYou couldn't get his name right
>>146752841A rude sperg?
>>146752864Maybe he just hates women
>>14675284120 issues in and this comic is insufferableWhen does it get good?
>>146753481It's a Conan spoof. Then it turns into the story of a megalomaniac. Then it turns into misogynist rambling. If you don't like reading, give up now. The phone books are pretty much self contained arcs. So you don't have to start at the beginning. Church and State, Jaka's Story and Guys are the best.
>>146753522>It's a Conan spoofNo wonder it's not that good so far
>>146753654The early comics are basically parodies of sword and sorcery fantasy books/comics, until it starts having a more serious story and turns into what that anon mentions
>>146752841But without the fame, drugs, or sex.
No, OP, you're never gonna become Chieftain, then Prime Minister, then Pope, and then King again. Not happening.>>146753522don't forget High Society, too. I also like re-reading Last Day from time to time, too
>>146752864fpbp
>>146752841
>>146752864I'm pretty sure that like Cerebus I'm going to die alone and unloved and it's all my own damn fault. Did you even read the comic? Badass is not how I would describe him.
>>146752841A tranny?
Give me characters who are intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
>>146754911I'm too lazy to post the one daddy duck image
>>146752841scarecrow except he is already just like me
>>146752841so you are a hermaphrodite who fucks up everything he does, with anger issues and intrusive thoughts about being gay
>>146754956Cerebus only looked at Bear's dick that one time
I related to him a bit too much during this entire sequence
>>146755246Minds was amazing and anyone who says otherwise is a pleb and deserves an injury to the eye
>>146752841Basically an edgier version of Peter from Deadpool 2.Aka henchman 21.That’s how I view myself turning into
>>146755360you are as ronin, hhhhwaa-ndering samurai
he was right about everything
>>146756107forgot pic
>>146752841superman powers included
>>146753051
>>146757485Fine, how about Destiny from Sandman?
>>146757657Do whatever you want.
But without having been cool in high school or ever married. Also I don't have friends that I hang out with or a job.
>>146752841Me and about 90% of this board
>>146752841idk
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>>146752841An hermaphrodite?
>>146753822>>146758993These >>146758998He would be the drawfags
>>146756113I too align with someone who got literal brain damage
except I'm a NEET with no money
>>146753256Yes, because I didn't watch that movie.
>>146753256Hot
>>146755246what is this about? it seems kino
>>146766872the series or that scene specifically?
>>146767583either one
>>146768092It's basically about this schizophrenic Canadian making badly drawn cartoon animal comics about how women are the Devil actually, and not just figuratively but literally, all women are pure evil and in constant telepathic communication with all other women and all the gays and trannies and people who like animals are all out to get him because he's the smartest, most creative person in the world and you're basically a moron if you disagree with any of itI guess there were a few issues before that where the funny animal was a Conan parody but it devolves into page after page of text walls complaining about women after that. It ran for 300 issues because the schizo is a trust fund baby, basically it's Chris-chan before the internet was invented
>>146752841From a certain point of view.
>>146768092scene depicts Cerebus on a sort of spiritual representation of Pluto where the voice arguing with him is head (his "Creator") tries to explain to him that he is an loveable asshole who will end up unmourned and unloved if he keeps going down his current path>>146768268>t. Void
>>146768344*an unlovable asshole
>>146768268This but the art is good
>>146757485I mean, yeah. The fact that other people have their own internal world is WHY people want to escape from it all. It's too complex, too stressful to keep track of and navigate. I think it's why so much of wish-fulfillment fiction and games are predicated on getting forced into a situation where the rules are simpler.
>>146752841Your turning into a self sabotaging alcoholic?
>>146753365there was one?
>>146754826>Did you even read the comic?Nobody has
>>146770620I have, anon. I have.
>>146752841none
