If you are brushing this off because "it's just a kid's show" you are missing out, in the same way you did at first with MLP Friendship Is Magic.
Ok pedo
Seek therapy
So which family member do you want to fuck OP? I'm gonna go ahead and say Bandit
>>146758043>you are missing out, in the same way you did at first with MLP Friendship Is Magic.i am not heralding this as the second coming of christ because i want to prevent stuff like pony in jar and other freaks like you
you fuckers lied. there’s no substance to this show, just two annoying kids running around screaming.
>>146758043>Kid's show>Not valuable life lessons are being taughtOnly people liking it are millennials with daddy issues who wished their dad was as submissive and pampering as Bandit.
>>146758043 (OP)Unironically, I find the fanart, including most of the SFW ones, creepy unlike when horseshow dropped. Horseshow had some ridiculously high quality OC content not worth the efford. Bluey has people drawing them naked with realistic human anatomy either with or without genitalia but the effect is the same.
>>146758307>Not valuable life lessons are being taughtIsn't it mostly about parenting situations? Americans have no idea what that is.
>>146758246Oyakodon with Judo and WendyOr /ss/ scenarios with Calypso masturbating Jack to alleviate his intense adhd sex drive..
>>146758324>parental situations Why the fuck would kids want to watch that
>>146758246>I'm gonna go ahead and say BanditWendy...
>>146758280Congratulations, you don't have severe parental issues and/or aren't utterly mentally stunted(despite being on /co/)
>>146758102This is their "therapy" lmao
>>146758341They don'tBluey is only watched by useless millennials who can't raise their kids and bronies
>>146758043MLP FiM had pornable characters. Those are safehorny as fuck.
>>146758043Why are you so desperate for me to watch Ozzie Peppa Pig?
It's incredibly averageThe only time I watch this is when I'm babysitting my sister's kids
>>146758353They watch it because its moving and entertaining enough and easy to understand. Parent who are forced to watch this shit get some mature jokes and parenting examples. I think this show is more useful to parents than kids.Which makes it even creepier that it's parents who draw the incest toddlercon fantasies.
I watched a few episodes and it was pretty funny and clever for a show aimed at small kids but I didn't particuarlly want to watch any more.
>dad is a sissyfied bearded faggot>mom is a strongwaman >parents are implied to have a cuck chair in their bedroomAnything else?
>>146758613>I think this show is more useful to parents than kidsIt would've been if the parents actually acted like parents and not pampered the kids all the time. Again, no life lessons are being taught in the show.
>>146758642Just the important ones like sometimes your parents need a break from you and that doesn’t mean they don’t love you.
I want to see bandit as a hot incubus
>>146758043The show is great, I can watch it with my kid without wanting to kill myself. you "fans" though.
>>146758586I wanna ship annon x bandit because yaoi
Kids are watching chip chilla
>>146758642Pampering kids is part of the experiences, the show isn't meant for kids above the age of 6.
>>146758759I want to see the chinchilla ass
>>146758760>the show isn't meant for kids above the age of 6.>when there are multiple instances of adult jokes for parents to so?jack at and scream RELATABLE!
>>146758759Gay
>>146758776
>>146758043Unicorse is an asshole.
Favorite track?Mine is Rain.
>>146758957Why does she have like 90% more anatomy than the others.
>>146759048Cause it's a side view
Post that saberspark pic
>>146758642How about the lesson that not everyone wins all the time and that you can have fun without winning, while reminding parents to let their kids learn that lesson.Or straight up telling kids they aren’t special except to their parents, and that no one else in society will put up with their bullshit.Pretty based lessons on top of being a pretty funny show.
>>146760984Bluey's parents are pushovers
>>146762440Bandit is, but Chili isn’t and they aren’t the only characters in the showAnd as big of a pushover Bandit is, there’s also a lot of people letting the show live rent free in their head because he doesn’t go off on his kids over small shit
>>146763346I mean he does tell his daughters he has a favorite and doesn't apologize.
Guys, im gonna marry calypso she is my wife
I think trixie have some big fat ass im gonna eat her ass
>>146763346You're a faggot
>>146758043I wish Bandit would fart around me
>>146763346Bandit isn't a push over, he just prefers to let the kids learn by messing up.
>>146764139A real father would’ve smacked the shit out of Bluey.
>>146764139They don't learn jackshitThis is the only time in the series where bandit didn't let them walk over him
>>146758043Erotic poptart father...>>146758624Dragon Ball for Australian preschoolers
>>146758043Oi don't you put the horsefuckers on us
>>146758043Bluey is not FiM.It's for a different demographic.FiM was not really that good to begin with.Something being good and being watchable are different things.Stop making threads about trying to porn the characters, it's pretty terrible.
>>146758043MLP had magic and adventure in a fantasy setting. This shit is a mundane suburban setting where the characters do normal human things. There’s nothing interesting whatsoever, and making the characters dogs doesn’t change that.
>>146758586most bronies don’t give a shit about this show, but there’s a persistent connection being made by outsiders who only see adults liking a kids show and assuming it’s the same crowd as before
I haven't watched it, but I did see this Bluey/Sonic Underground fanart earlier.
>>146758586Meh I let my daughter get in an episode while we snuggle when she wakes up or when she has a few crackers and sits down to eat. It's a pretty well done show and for the most part teaches agreeable morals. Kids dig it and it's not annoying so lots of parents will appreciate it.You're probably some miserable childless hardass
I want to go back to the days when /co/ Bluey fans weren't embarrassing autists (relative to /co/ standards, anyway)
>>146764213And what would Bluey have learned? Don't question authority, ever, or violence comes? Bandit taught her how to be a nor-Wait a minute...I'm on 4chan!
>>146764112same, and I'd also take him farting in my face or mouth
But MLP has cute characters. Bluey has square shapen ugly dogs. Besudes, it has s focus on family which I couldn't care less about since I come from a broken home.
>>146758043the "Vaseline and tissue smuggling operation” episode is my favorite.
>>146758043Is there violence in any form?
>>146769189There's crass violence against clear visual male and female differences.
>>146769189There's some severe poking and a good number of unintentional nut shots. I don't know if you'd call that violence though.
>>146769929>severe pokingUhh... No that's too much for me
>Bandit isn't a push over and Bluey is full of good les-ACK
>>146766636>Don't question authorityDon't fight authority like a drooling retard and be smart.
I now believe that Barneyfag did nothing wrong.
>>146769977I wish he would come back and save us from the Blueyberries.
>>146758043MLP sucked. I don't know why it attracted so many people in the first place.
>>146769989It become a thing just a short while before I came on /co/, so I didn't get to see /co/'s first impressions. For people that attached themselves to it after, I assume it was a "fan of the fandom" type of thing. Most of them didn't see very interested in other /co/ media
Guys , how about a demon and angel au of bluey bandit as a incubus and chilli are angel and they fight agains evil.
>>146770094Bandit is a succubus
>>146769975
>>146770094How about an AU where you have an actual life and don't obsess over shows for toddlers.
I dont feel that the Heeler boys were raised right.
>>146770458Lucky's dad is on the money: we're raising a nation of squibs
>>146758586This is one the wrongest things I've read on /co/. I work with toddlers and they'll come in with Bluey on their shoes, cups, diapers, and shirts. Sometimes I'll play the show for them and they'll recognize the show and the characters. Children fucking love this show
>>146770000I was there when the damned show took over the bored. I tried watching a few episodes back in the day when my Niece put on a DvD with some episodes on it. I didn't get it then and I sure don't get it now. I mean if people like it for casual fun sure whatever.
>>146766636Good job retard
>>146758043I have a nephew I babysit that watched Bluey for a whileThe only explanation I have for the adult Bluey fanbase is that these poor people had no good models for relationships growing up and are therefore entranced by a group of people in a healthy emotional and family dynamic.The Boomers really were terrible parents, just not as terrible as THEIR parents
>>146771161Pray tell anon what generation supposedly had great parents cause it's not millennials let alone neutered zoomers
>>146758992Dancemode all day erryday
>>146758043I feel a bit called out. I cut my ties with the horse show years ago only to get strung along by Bluey. Am I autistic? Why am I like this?
