This is what fans actually want.
>>146759652I want the relationship shit to be done away with, I just want to see a happy Peter and effective spidey
>>146759758Seriously. I'm not against a bit of romance stuff here and there but you don't have to do it every issue. You can actually have him focused on fighting crime for extended periods. It's been done in the past.
>>146759652In the housing market going forward, the true life-hack is polygamy. You too can live in a warm cozy home, as long as you and a few wives have jobs and share the burden.
>>146759652Before anyone strawmans me, no I DON'T WANT GARY STU PETER PARKER. I don't want him to be all-powerful, one-shotting all the bad guys, showing up all the other Marvel heroes. I don't want that because that's fucking stupid. Milesfags might be just peachy with that level of wankery, but I don't want that for Peter. I want Peter to be competent, capable, smart. I want the writers to stop humiliating him to prop up other characters. I want him to have a love interest who isn't a total cunt to him for no reason. He should struggle against villains, because otherwise there is no tension. He should struggle with balancing his hero life and personal life, because drama is what sells. But you can do that without making Peter look like a total chump. There is a difference between challenging the character and degrading him. Marvel writers know this, but they don't seem to care. They torture Peter for their kicks or for their fetish and then when fans complain they act like we're the childish ones who just want an invincible power fantasy. It's infuriating.
>>146759652More like>This is what self inserters actually want.Because actual Spider-Man fans want Peter in dire situations where he barely makes it out but looks cool doing so.
>>146759823Sounds like you do which is why you get Paul shit. Kys self inserter.
>>146759767rather not have romance at all
>>146759918>Sounds like you doliterally how? go back to sucking dick
So who is the other one with brown hair that isn't Betty?
>>146760288Kitty.
>>146760288The one phasing her hand through an object? The one with that power? To walk through walls?
>>146760288Kitty Pride, her hand is phasing through her milkshake
>>146760304>>146760299Weird. She's like a decade younger than him.
>>146760340Probably five years by this point. Everyone ages at the speed of plot.
>>146759652When did Kitty Pryde have a thing with 616 Peter?
>>146759814most polycules are filled with the most rancid bitches thoughnot that you shouldn't do it anyways- i lived in a poly co-op for a year never fucking any of them and they kept me around anyways because i did chores
>>146759814let me get right on that in my next life when I'm born a Chad and won't need the strategy.
>>146759652Speak for yourself! I hate most of those girls, besides MJ who I love. And I hate harems and disgusting souless coom shit. And I hate that ugly ass "art"style!Suicide, faggot.
>>146759652Peter's a lame ass, he's not cool enough for a harem.
>>146760435>chore cuck
>>146759814>In the housing market going forward, the true life-hack is polygamy.Housing market ?True life-hack ?What?
>>146760340It's a reference to the ultimate comics where they were a thing for a while and the same age.
>>146759652>>146759758>>146759876>>146760476An effective Spider-Man who's married to MJ isn't rocket science. It's been done and can be done. The only problem is that the shitty writers at Marvel are too dumb/busy huffing their own farts to pull it off. Which has resulted in fans squabbling against each other over this stupid shit.
>>146759652Nah, I'd be cool with Spider-Man being single for a good long while if they stopped treating him like a pathetic joke in exchange. But we know that's not happening.
>>146759652But this is happening. Just with Miles.
>>146759652I don't know about you and your warped perception but it's clear most anons just want peter to be content and happy with his life.more specifically him being happy about saving the day and being spiderman, he may not always win but at least do his best and the right thing.also romance unbalances what would be a perfect situation thus spiderman should be single and only start the romance after he pass the torch to the next generation and retires.
>>146761773strange. why aren't his comics selling?
>>146759652 I would like for him Harem to begin with female super villains he defeat to become enabled with him.
>>146763024Black Cat is that role.
>>146759814>telling a hunch of comic book readers to get multiple wivesI see a flaw in this plan.
FTFY
>>146761364Came here to post this. It's actually possible for Peter and MJ to have a healthy relationship. There can be conflict here and there, sure, but the pair can work through it like adults without selling their marriage to the devil.
>>146761949>most anons just want peter to be content and happy with his life.>more specifically him being happy about saving the day and being spiderman, he may not always win but at least do his best and the right thing.Basically, make being Spider-Man fun.
>>146763024Now that I would see, but more comedic and trying to be a superhero. It has spider trying to stop villains but every time is them flirting with him and making his job more annoyed.
>>146763307Part 2:Every superhero has their own rouges gallery but with male heros looking at Peter’s, they would either feel jealous or pity in having to deal with them
>>146763273exactly.comics by default should have a sense of fun, more specifically the reader should be content and having fun as he reads.making spiderman fun and exciting would be like peter having an adventure in his own city, like an old school nerd getting superpowers and become a hero.it'll do him good and it would be like watching a kid growing up too if it is a peter that's in highschool or be a gifted person in general in college, too young but it's okay... he'll blossom as he gets his spidey powers.a pure hearted individual who doesn't have any other motivation other than helping people and having fun while at it, even better if peter is completely oblivious to romantic advances or lewd stuff due to girls not even glancing at our nerdy young hero and thus getting that important part of him stunted but also disconnected of that world, specially if he missed out on the talk and everyone assumed uncle ben and aunt may taught him the bird and bees.ironically a good kid having fun in being a hero would be refreshing in this super edgy era in a world as dangerous as the ones our lovely marvel heroes from the 90s live in.
>>146759652I don't care about Peter being married to Mary Jane. In fact you can be a happy single man. I just want Peter to be Peter Parker the same Bruce Wayne being Batman and him doing Spider-Man things without someone else being "Spider-Man" too. I fucking hate /co/ and Peter has to be married and with children and someone else has to be Spider-Man and SPIDER-FAMILY shit.
>>146763910Batman isn't happy.
>>146759652do you fags ever wonder if it would have been bad if japs bought star wars and marvel instead of disney?
>>146764872No. That seems like a strange thing to wonder. They have Japanese companies that specialize in special effects films and comics already.
>>146761364why does he need to be married?
>>146759652can't spiderman be about saving the world and shit, while relationship drama is only in the background and not that important ?
>>146759936Go back to crying over your self inserting not being a harem master and watch Paul.
>>146763710based
Peter Parker/Kitty Pryde was the best ship, and what made me finally buy a comic. Then they killed it almost immediately.
A TTG drew this didn't they
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>>146759652Spiderman does not kill! Even if his strenght means he should be turning people into a fine mist when he does an alley oop!
Yes.Monogamy is a sham and a scam and a grift and a method of control.
I'd be okay if Peter died in all timelines and continuities. Something something, a lab grown pheromone masked the danger and got through spider sense something something two shotgun shells in the back of the skull.They do a little bruce wayne style funeral for him, where all the capes show up...in their capes....in a secret location...yeeeeaaahhh. Anyway Peter isn't travelling through time or any Grant Morrison bullshit, he's just dead, no clones, no robots, no AI shit, just gone forever, rest in peace. MJ and everyone are depressed for a few years, Flash works his life out and eventually MJ acts as a mother figure to someone's kid after their parents die, and they don't get spider powers, uncle pete never bites the bull- well he does but before the kid knows him, what I mean to say is he doesn't die a pointless death to teach the kid a lesson and th e kid doesn't do anything spectacular or amazing, he never meets with anything sinister. He studies hard, he, he doesn't get a job. It's a utopia he's growing up in, but he is happy and he's doing some research on how to cure muties.Yeah, I took a look at an amazing comic earlier and it was incoherent bullshit. Killing the fucker, putting him and the fans out of their misery is really the right thing to do.Who do I blame? All of us, collectively. Oh, the other spider-men? Without the parker luck they got shot into the sun.
And don't any of yous try and tell me that "It's not so bad". He was pounding an Italian midget. No no, don't give me that possession waver bullshit. He was present. He hit rock bottom dude.
>>146765509Because I said so.
>>146763710>a pure hearted individual who doesn't have any other motivation other than helping people and having fun while at it, even better if peter is completely oblivious to romantic advances or lewd stuff due to girls not even glancing at our nerdy young hero and thus getting that important part of him stunted but also disconnected of that world, specially if he missed out on the talk and everyone assumed uncle ben and aunt may taught him the bird and bees.That's not Spider-Man. At all. Seriously, why do you nerds always try to turn him into Deku from MHA? Always want to make him the most geeky motherfucker alive.
>>146766412It's so weird that they killed it since the Ultimate U was gearing itself to be much more distinct from 616 by making all these changes to the characters, but decided to go back to the old style with Spider-Man? Everyone else is becoming more distinct, but it's Spider-Man that has to stay the same?
>>146770379>Spiderman does not kill!Why? Why does HE have a no-kill rule?
>>146771345Because he is a hero.
>>146771329no...he isn't and wouldn't be like deku.he would be nice but do not mistake that for weakness.he wouldn't just give a shit about people around him as peter parker and do his own thing, who cares about some roasties giving him attention when doc ock is attacking a lab? peter doesn't need to concern himself with normies and it would be great to see from his perspective that around 90% of the people around him are just npc and that he can even predict what they'll say next.not arrogant but uncaring about his social life, his friend group and homies would be the heroes.
>>146759918Shut up fag.
>>146759758fpbp. If I wanted to read Archie, I'd read Archie.
>>146771379Heroes kill all the time. The Avengers killed the bad guys in their movies. Are they not heroes? What about the action heroes of the past? Are they not heroes?
>>146771431Dude, quit projecting yourself into this character. Shit's sad.
>>146771495Wasn't the original just Steve Ditko's self-insert filtered through Stan Lee's self-loathing huckster persona?
>>146759652>what normies actually wantFTFY
>>146759652 This is the ending to a legitimate DC Com
>>146771510Briefly, until he was written to be more like a normal person for wider appeal. Especially when Romita came along. Dude still dated and had a GF under Ditko though. And under Romita and beyond, he still had his temper and small tolerance for bullshit. He was never a goody two shoes boyscout and was always decently popular with women. He wasn't a loser. That's probably why the current regime wants to fuck him up so bad, because he's legitimately cooler than the nerds running things and they seethe at that.
>>146771495it isn't projection but straight up building a proper character and role for spiderman.a spiderman that has fun being spiderman instead of the edgy shit we are constantly slammed with.
>>146773163So does one of the children have creepy bug powers instead of being a Super-person?
>>146773405>it isn't projection but straight up building a proper character and role for spiderman.That's your excuse, and it's bullshit. You just want him to be a self insert for yourself. Shit's pathetic.
>>146773405Spider-Man is anti-edge.
>>146773486no, I just want him to have fun but writers are constantly making him suffer.
>>146759652half of those don't exist.
>>146772067>no aunt may>no silver sable>no betty brant>no carlie cooper>no mattie franklinthis artist needs to improve that pic.
>>146759652But that isn’t Paul.It’s Penis Parker.Lame.
>>146774040I know but lately spiderman had been lackluster.>>146773486>>146775321just hold that thought anon, I am unexpectedly finding myself binging SRMTHFG and shit is getting good, if I don't come back or the thread is deleted or archived, just assume anything you want, I don't care anymore.
>>146759652i dont want it. monogamy rules.
>>146775607Why?
>>146759823Everyone knows that the only people who act like we want him to be a Gary Stu are people who want to replace him so they facetiously strawman your complaints. It's like when you complain about previously established characters being turned into has-been losers or women characters being Mary sues. They know what they're doing they just don't want to stop. You can easily point to a million stories of it being done correctly to show what we want.
