>"You know, for a genius, you can be really dumb sometimes."
Bump if you're reading.
And that's it. If you liked this, support your LCS or whatever.
>>146805814bump
This is h*cka fr*aking *pic
We all joked about Alfred sucking Batman's cock since the first issue but now this is just ridiculous.This is fucking retarded, there is no way this shit is not a parody or elaborate trolling at this point.
This shit is trying so hard to be "modern" but also safe, playing with as many "remember this" or "did you catch that" as it can, and throwing as many characters as it can to try and keep you reading.Remember to not support soulless corporations in their "modern" reimagining of characters that were ok for the audience for 80 years.
>>146805814BATMAN AF
>>146805849>>146805853Had a good chuckle honestly
>>146805858With the cat hoodie I can't help but see Luz from Owl House
>>146805867>>146805871>ape skulls that give crypto to adrenaline junkies looking to cause havocOh, I get it. They're Bored Apes. Ha ha!
I fucking hate the "rogues gallery as a friend group" angle and I really dislike that Batman barely uses stealth. it removes two of my favourite parts of batman: his lonely, neurotic mind and his style as a fighter/detective.
>>146805889>Ark M>ArkhaMBravo Snyder
>>146806350
>>146806350would have thought Snyder would have learnt from all those writers trying to Command D a thing and failing
Meh, still not felling this one.
>>146805824>>146805827How fucking fast is Alfred talking to say all of that in five seconds??I know it's comic book speech, but still.
This is all just seriously stupid.
>>146805808Is he attacking the thugs with fucking stilts?
>>146805814Thanks
>>146805808Oh, this is still happening... I had forgotten about it.
How do I apply as a colorist for DC? I figure it'd be a pretty comfy and easy gig.
>>146805818why are they still wasting pages on this zoo narrative? we learned everything we needed to learn in issue 1. His dad was killed in the zoo, it was traumatic for him.>>146805867it would have been much cooler to see the skull's-eye view or something, rather than just get told about it in blocks of texti still like the high panel count per page, the characterization of sionis, and the batman/alfred dynamic. but there is a lot of shitty writing around these good parts.
>>146805808Variant covers and next issues:>RELEASES JAN 8TH, 2025Absolute Batman #4 Cover B Yasmine Putri Card Stock VariantAbsolute Batman #4 Cover C Francesco Francavilla Card Stock VariantCoAbsolute Batman #4 Cover D 1:25 James Harren Card Stock VariantAbsolute Batman #4 Cover E 1:50 Jorge Fornés Card Stock VariantAbsolute Batman has established himself as an extremely large force to be reckoned with. But how did he get to this point? How did he push himself? And how did the tragic events of his childhood, and the advice of his father, shape the man who he became... literally?Guest artist Gabriel Hernández Walta joins for this essential origin issue of Absolute Batman to explore Bruce Wayne's past, and his inevitable future to go BIGGER. Don't miss this pivotal issue!>RELEASES FEB 12TH, 2025Absolute Batman #5Absolute Batman #5 Cover B Joëlle Jones Card Stock VariantAbsolute Batman #5 Cover C Ian Bertram Card Stock VariantAbsolute Batman #5 Cover D 1:25 Nikolas Draper-Ivey Card Stock VariantAbsolute Batman #5 Cover E 1:50 Clay Mann Card Stock VariantWILL THE PARTY END HERE FOR ABSOLUTE BATMAN? With his friends lives at stake, will a broken, beaten, and ultimately defeated Bruce Wayne finally compromise and give up both himself and his morals to Black Mask? Or does he have something even BIGGER than himself to help? And what does this have to do with Mayor James Gordon and his relationship with a young Bruce Wayne? All this and more in the penultimate issue to the first arc of ABSOLUTE BATMAN!
>>146806814depends, do you have a decent-sized portfolio
>>146805867Good thing this fucking robot knows everything so Batman AF can get Black Mask's whole deal infodumped on him.
>>146805874>Ark m funded by j.k.Kino
>>146805885So roman is paying a bunch of incels to cause havoc so he can swoop in and be the hero?
>>146805860What is A Batman's connection with Zorro? His dad was shot at the zoo.
>>146805867But they said that the helmets do mind control in the last issue.
>>146805853Poor Alfred.
>>146806386B-Zero kind worked didnt it?
>>146805889>Ark M>Arkham Asylum
SUPPORT YOUR LCS BY BUYING SOMETHING ELSE
>>146805824>>146805827>Somehow made it faster and gave it armor>Somehow managed to hide it>Somehow manages to maintain and refuel it>All of this as a middle class city engineer living in an apartment (possibly with his mom even)>Driving the damn thing doesn't just cause more damage than the crooks he facesAnd the cherry on top>It's a BelAZ 75710 which is not even a construction vehicle, it's for mining. It shouldn't even be in a city to begin with
>>146809096Yeah I'm not really sure how he's functionally different from regular Bruce other than him and all his gadgets being XBOX HUEG. He somehow has all these crazy things that would take a fortune to create because "engineer," and that's not really how being an engineer works.
Absolute Cringe
>>146809096The entire universe runs on darkseid energy
>>146809096The real cherry on top is when he makes it into a fucking submersible vehicle.
>>146807278Do fan coloured pages count?
>>146806979>why are they still wasting pages on this zoo narrative? we learned everything we needed to learn in issue 1.It wouldn't be a Batman comic if there wasn't constant, repetitive angst over dead parents.
>>146805897Their faces look kind of weird.
>>146805917Thanks.
>>146807681I think that's why Roman murdered a man in front of Bullock and he barely reacted.
>>146806814Depends on how many books you're on and whether or not the artists you work with are on time
>>146809670They usually look for people who have had their works published. Like fan-colors are fine, but only fan-colors ain't great.
Personally, I prefer Batman and Robin Year One. That's been fun.
>>146810178>WaidTop kek, fuck off>>>/r/eddit
>>146805833That exhaust probably costs more than the whole city's budget
Was the hype gone?
>>146805814Bump
>>146805824This is so stupid it's actually cool
>>146805844It even has truck nuts
>>146805889>Secret>Visible from the coast
>>146810754What? Waid is good you fucking nonce
>>146812509Snyder was never good but this on a whole new level of bad. The puns, the visuals, the dialogue, everything here feels like a bad just being played straight.
>>146805867Why is bruce so ugly? looks based on that dysgenic no talent guy yungblud or something
>>146805839are these explosions made with non lethal rubber force?
>>146813595You'd be ugly too if you were built like a Gears Of War character by your early twenties.
>>146812649No, he isn't, you fucking nonce
I really can't believe people still buy modern comics. that's actually crazy
>third issue can't even reach 100 postsIt's over, DC is dead.
