>Merry Christmas.
>>146810641Bump
bump because it's time we spend Christmas with the Parkers, Watsons, Jamesons and Benom
boring as fuckwhen did Hickman turn into proto-Bendis with all this non stop dialogue
>>146810876>>146810928>Richard getting interested in girls while his Aunt is getting a divorceI'm just saying, Aunt X Nephew rebound sex could be pretty hot.
>>146811070Either go back to your hole or quit your bitching.
>>146811070Shut up Lowe
And that's it! If you liked it then go support your LCS.
>>146810800This just in, Nick Lowe to be replaced by Gayle Watson.>>146811028>>146811040I was wondering what was going on with Pete not having any dialogue. Fun twist, even if I do wish that Benom could have spent more time as an ally before his inevitable turn to the dark side.
>>146811088nah you firstWhy cant he write this every 2 weeksmonthly schedule
>>146811040WHEN THEY GET BIT WITH THEVENOMMMMMM
>>146811088shut up
Now I can beat it to Gayle in HD
>>146811148MJ...
>>146811065NEXT MONTH: THE EIGHT BLOWJOBS FROM KRAVEN
>>146810951This is so hot bros. Anyway, Hickman forgot the MJ's cousin.
>>146811139No, now fuck off.
>>146811065The movie synergy was almost certainly completely accidental, but it’s still funny
>>146811070Fuck you, shounen fag.
>>146811051What a way to finish the year. Its just me or Pete's spider-logo looks like a facehugger.
>>146811199Rare case where the movie is shit and the comic doing the synergy is actually better. Any other examples?
>>146811213It's almost....Venom-like
>>146811013>Benom has a shirt with "Secret Santa" written on it>May has a shirt with "Santa's little helper" written on it.Coincidence or foreshadowing?
>>146811125>before his inevitable turn to the dark side.>implying he isn't going to keep his word and be the best home security system
>>146811070Dialogue? It needs more dialogue. FaaaaaagBut still, it's entertaining
>>146811237Just the fact that Benom didn’t have a “Mr. Claus” sweater to match MJ makes me think you might be on to something.
Why does OTTO get to be a good guy (for now) but not Flint?
>>146811256I hope you’re right and Benom winds up turning turning Kingpin’s goons into the Wet Bandits, but that reveal is ominous as hell.
>>146811225Jason Aaron’s Thor had a Malekith arc around the time that the Dark World was coming out. I never read it, but surely it was better than that piece of shit
I don't read this comic. Can someone explain the venom/Peter reveal? Peter is missing and a venom symbiote took his form and we don't know where Peter is or how long he has been missing for?
>>146811282Maybe Flint is forced to be a bad guy? Maybe Kingpin threatens to kill his daughter if he doesn't kill Spider-man.
>>146810700mj's sister has it goin on
>>146810835Jesus Christ, MJ's mom is THIRSTY.
>>146810624Nice of them to include the clear version>>146810966Look at these bros>>146811040ENTER
>>146811065>You WILL Watch my film and you’re going like it!>>146811199There’s been already a bunch of synergy tie-ins for the Kraven movie, but it just kept getting delayed for two years.
>>146811317We know Pete can’t have been abducted by Kraven for more than a month, but yeah, you pretty much got it. The only thing to note is that the symbiote may be a friend in this universe, as it’s basically an AI clone of Peter (hence the nickname “Ben”om) that he’s been on good terms with up until now. Unless it’s decided to take over his life, but I guess we’ll find out next month.
>>146811382Then he will turn into kA.Inom
>gayle's getting a divorcebros, do i have a chance....?
>>146810907May cunny ToT.
>>146811321Richard needs to fuck her
>>146811382>The only thing to note is that the symbiote may be a friend in this universe, as it’s basically an AI clone of Peter (hence the nickname “Ben”om) that he’s been on good terms with up until now.Kino! Does Ben'om get sex priviliges with MJ while Peter is gone and Ben'om is the stand-in?
Benom x Gayle is the new Ben x Janine
>>146810876Richard is still this book’s biggest question mark. I guess he’s the shy sensitive introvert looking for love now? Like a pre-Spidey Peter before he got the confidence of a superhero.
>>146810700Mr. and Mrs. Brock?In the same issue where we get Benom?Hmmmm
>>146810734Kek, I didn't see this one coming
>>146811040OUR FATHERS DIED TO CREATE ME, AND NOW YOU WILL TOO.
>>146811547Gayle needs a stable, good natured man in her life after divorcing her cheating husband. Her opinion of Peter has improved. Benom can shapeshift to whatever the heart desires and Gayle strikes me as a freak. It’s a good match.
>In this universe, The Green Goblin, Dr. Octopus and Venom are Peter's allies.Good subversion of our expectations, thank you Hickman.
>>146810876I never knew how much I wanted cool uncle Jameson until now
>>146811722Like me, she wants the Benom, the whole 19 inches
>>146811727>Not wanting Peter-Harry friendship kinoAI Norman is going to tragically drive Harry nuts anyway, let’s enjoy this while we can
>>146811727For now.
>>146810616Thanks for storytiming.
>>146811694I first heard this with the ultimate game. Still based.
>>146811750Although I picked up this comic for a married Peter, his dynamic with Harry is what I've enjoyed more.>>146811752I hope it continues.
>>146811282Because Byrne broken into Hickman's house and forced him to make Flint a villain
12 issues and this is still very enjoyable.Thanks OP.
>>146811852>ByrneThe root of all evil
>>146811070he was always Bendis, Bendis was his mentor after all
Can AI Peter take the appearance of anything he wants? Could he hypothetically make himself look like MJ or May?
>>146811816>Although I picked up this comic for a married Peter, his dynamic with Harry is what I've enjoyed more.That's the one thing this comic surprised me with. Married Peter was the hook, but between Pete and Harry, Ben and Jonah, and Benom himself (who I'm ecstatic we're getting more of) I'm loving the cast interactions outside the family even more.But Pete being a dad is still top tier, don't get me wrong. He needs more time with Richard.
>>146811887If that was true, Hickman would stuff his books full of bad Seinfeld dialogue instead of >THE WAR WAS LOST>ASCENSION IS DEATH>THE REIGN OF THE MAGISTER BEGINS>*incomprehensible infographic*I truly hope that Hickman has been biding his time on USM and issue 24 ends with the Maker’s return accompanied by the mother of all infographics.
>>146811918The fact it can create a physical body at all is insane. What was Howard cooking
>>146811294I called it by accident:>Benom will offer Mary Jane to take back Peter and Harry by any means necessary, he just needs a body>Benom-Jay races toward Peter, MJ freaks out at the violence and Benom asks a benign thing like "would you like to not see this?">Benom fucking murders Kraven, lies to Peter and says it is just him tracking him down and then MJ has to deal with what "she" did and just how dangerous the suit can be by itself
>>146811310it's Aaron so it was probably worse than Thor 2
>>146811918Imagine the sex.
>>146811648>the shy sensitive introvert looking for love now?And he will find it in the arms of his wine aunt after her divorce is final!
>>146811876Hey now.He made a 12 year old Sue want to fuck college aged Reed.Pretty based if you ask me.
>>146810835>Gayle told her aunt about the divorce before telling her mother>Her mother's reactions was "Woof. Divorce. Never fun."Anna raised Madeline's kids, it looks like. Was that the case in 616?
>>146812638Sort of, but not exactly. I think she took care of MJ in 616 more than she did Gayle.
>>146811225Justice League Action was riding off BVS Green Lantern the Animated Series and the Renolds FilmTransformers Animated was better than the Bay film
>>146811407What?
>>146811727It's ABSOLUTEly kino:^)
>>146812031God I fucking love that shit. It's so ridiculous it feels like the successor to silver age comic bullshit.Ghubes me similar to gles Morrison does but not the same. Like Pizza vs steak.
>>146812681Kain is Peters other clone
>>146810928>>146810951This whole thing makes me wish writers had 616 MJ interact with her family more, instead of all this Paul and Jackpot bullshit.
>>146813018That would've required them to actually read comics
>>146812746#MARKED
>>146813018I wish they brought back MJ's niece that had a crush on Peter Parker.
>>146813351Wasn't it her cousin?
Will Benom go red and blue, classic black suit or something new?
>>146813018When was the last time 616 Gayle was even mentioned? Or Kirsty? Was it way back during the Clone Saga? Hell, the only reason we got Aunt Anna for a bit was because she was an excuse to tie Peter and MJ to some Krakoa bullshit
>>146813400I'm sure whatever he chooses will beSensational.
>>146812033I'm guessing he's really a hollow shell. Basically just the empty suit walking around.
>>146811028>>146811040>>146811051>>146811065basado, hickman does it again
>>146810835MJ's mom is a serious fucking GILF.
>>146810616>kraven plush>kingpin plushstaring us in the face the entire time
>>146810715>Aunt May has a bigger rack than Mary JaneHow can anyone read this book?
>>146813768That's not Aunt May, that's MJ's mother. Aunt May was vaporized.
>>146811040Feliz navidadFeliz navidadFeliz navidad prospero año y felicidad
>>146811371Even the stupid hacks at Insomniac managed to make a good Kraven but Sony can't
>>146813702Shame this universe gets very little porn
>>146810700Gayle: idk these people why am I here while my husband is balls deep in some bitch ?>>146810734Grandmommies have needs too
>>146810835And that horse is my 65 year old vagina haha
>>146810951Peter will fuck them both>>146811065Anal sex from Kraven NOW>>146811072You deserve an Eisner anon>>146811434You deserve death anon
>>146811310Malekith was a tie in that ended up being a six year fucking Thor saga villain
>>146810928
>>146814882Haha you know what would be boring Gayle? Bonding with the nephew you barely know and having incestuous comfort sex with him.
>>146814957
>>146814990
>>146811065Rape Dungeon.
>>146810951>>146814586I think MJ should help Gayle overcome her emotional wounds by letting her have sex with Peter.
>>146811282So you can get the heartstring tugging moment where Flint is about to kill Peter, little May gets in the way, Flint stops, May screams "Please don't kill my dad!", and then Flint has a character development moment where he realizes that Spider-Man is just a dad trying to do right by his daughter, just like him.
>>146815577The kids are confused as to why aunt Gayle now loves there and sleeps in their parents room at night
>>146816027They just need to explain calmly and carefully that it's like when they come over whenever they have nightmares.
>>146816027Lives. Fuck.
>>146816046Pete fucks MJ Gayle and Madeline to restore their mother-daughter/sisterly bonds. Harry cheats with Mysterio who is Gwen in disguise while being both hurt and super turned on that her husband cucked her with herself without knowing.
>>146816083There's only one solution. Peter needs to fuck Gwen and Harry next.
this is the best comic book run of all time and no i'm not exaggerating
>>146811040>YOU CAN CALL ME... PAUL
>>146814023Its been getting some. We need to get more
i wanna fool around with this universe's mary jane so bad bros...
>>146816173Definitely it's the most redeeming one
what a bitch
>>146811040>>146811065HOLY FUCK BASED HICKMAN
if there is a god they will base the mcu post secret wars on this ultimate comic
>>146811040Many people are talking about Venom bonding with Uncle Ben, but I have a more "interesting" idea. Based on previous work of Marvel, how about if Mary Jane "bonds" with Venom in order to save Peter? If Venom stays with Mary Jane, the chances for the Parkers to survive are increased. >>146811282What we see in this cover is not necessary what is going to happen. Remember the covers with Felicia/Black Cat?Maybe Sandman will become a new member of Spider-Man's "SIX". (We already have Green Goblin, Doc Ock and possibly Sandman).
My dad works at marvel he told me what happensPeter and Harry dieMJ and Gwen become the new spidey and goblin
>>146816408>implying anyone who hates 6160 Peter Parker could ever be married or have children
>>146816408>Peter and Harry dieFake. >MJ and Gwen become the new spidey and goblinActually, it might be true. MJ and Gwen "bond" with the suits to rescue their husbands.
How long is this supposed to run for? When are they getting back to finishing ultimate invasion?
>>146816287Bitchy Aunt!Bad Mouthing her family because of her own problems!Correction by shota needed!!!!
>>146816497Maker comes out of the bubble in another year
>>146814586>Shota is okay >Loli is notYou're so unfair anon.
>>146811070You're welcome to not read it
Support your LCS by buying something else.
>>146816780Cry more, Lowe.
>>146816495>Actually, it might be true. MJ and Gwen "bond" with the suits to rescue their husbands.Even in this universe Gwen cheats with Norman
>>146816780It's funny how even some of the worst schizos have acknowledged that the issue was good.Not you though. You're basically congealed shit.
>>146816319>Maybe Sandman will become a new member of Spider-Man's "SIX". (We already have Green Goblin, Doc Ock and possibly Sandman).Peter having his own heroic Sinister Six sounds nice. But you just know it won't work out at the end.
Boring.
>>146817096Remember, this world has been twisted by the Maker; so anything, as improbably as it may sound can happen. The Maker even turned the local Reed Richards into Doctor Doom, yet we have no idea what happened to Victor Von Doom. And by the way, I kinda forgot to add another member to Spidey's "SIX": Venom.
>>146811065Looks like Peter and Harry are trapped in Kraven's underground rape dungeon for several weeks. And unfortunately for them, Kraven is a Russian man. Hopefully they manage to escape successfully instead of being raped for several months like Superman was.
>>146811040I bet its a red herring and its merely subbing for Pete during the in-universe 3 months storyline.
>>146817306I think that was his initial purpose, but after being with his family for so long, I doubt he would just go back to being an orb collecting dust in the corner.
>>146817146I agree, one-word posts of insubstantial and meaningless bitching are pretty boring. Have you tried some actual critique, or saying things worth hearing? No?If you have never have anything worth hearing, then you'll never be able to judge what's worth reading. Be more interesting.
>>146817147>And by the way, I kinda forgot to add another member to Spidey's "SIX": Venom.Maybe Felicia would join in later. She didn't look comfortable around the Sinister Six.
>>146817830Possibly. It worries me, however, what her interaction with Peter/Spider-Man will be. Being a married man here, Peter and Felicia definitely can't have a relationship.
>>146817840Felicia looks much younger here thought. And if she tries to seduce him, the only reaction I can imagine is "No way fag"
>>146810835>That horse cock
>>146810788>>146810800Since this Ultimate Spider-Man is a gigachad im sure Hickman will solve this storyline with a threesome.
>>146810951SEXOEXO
>>146810966I forget but does JJJJJJJJJJJ not have a family in this universe? Or is he simply the gayest man alive?
>Hickman publishes his Hallmark film spec script as a Spider-Man comic>It's kinoHow does he do it brehs.
I still wish his Spidey Suit had any kind of special characteristic to tell him apart in a lineup desu, seems like a waste to go this diferent storywise but have him look the same.
>>146818133Spidey's suit is already perfect. Making it different for the sake of being different almost always ends up making it look shit
>>146811040>12 straight issues of absolute kinoHOW DOES HICKMAN DO IT?
>>146818133The modernized Dikto spider is already perfect.
>>146818133His logo is very unique
>>146818133>seems like a waste to go this diferent storywise but have him look the same.May I introduce you to the Spider-armor mk1? It possess grenade launchers and missiles.
>>146818293Otto looks so damn giddy introducing this armor, this makes me thing he'll 100% turn evil because of some minor misunderstanding or contrived coincidental argument.
>>146818293FUCK OFF OTTO.
>>146818293Is Otto a weeb or something? Why does it look like samurai armor? I think it's the pauldrons that are doing it. If you throw on a straw hat and give him a katana, he's set to wander Mecha Feudal Japan.
>>146818334>Why does it look like samurai armor?It doesn't look like that at all, you schizo.>If you throw on a straw hat and give him a katana, he's set to wander Mecha Feudal Japan.Same can be said for every piece of tech ever drawn for a comicbook
>>146818328I like how Peter basically said "NOPE NOPE NOPE" to the armor.
The MJ in this universe is definitely #ff98d2
>>146810991>>146811051Fucking kino.
>>146818293Otto will become the Steel Spider of Nultimate
all of this is happening because iron man is still the GOD of the marvel multiverse
Peter is building his own Sinister Six isn't he?>Spider-Man>Green Goblin>Dr. Octopus>Venom>Possibly Black CatWill Marko be the sixth member?
>>146819068This picture needs to be updated to add Gayle and MJ's cousin.
>>146818133>special characteristic to tell him apart in a lineupTHE SPIDER IS ENOUGHThe og suit is the best one, with the symbiote one being second place. And I'm tired of pretending this isn't true. Most alternative spider suits are bad
>>146818133He should be wearing a backwards hat like Fred Drusts over his suit desu
>>146811371Eh, movie was so-so. Mostly because Kraven was a pretty believable asshole in it towards his brother and Calypso.
>>146810641>to fight crimeHe's barely done any of that in this book.
>>146821882I guess Shocker, Bullseye, Kingpin, Mr. Negative, and Black Cat don't count.
ASM is getting a new #1 by Joe Kellykwab
>>146818133
>>146822766Pff
Nice to see this officially out!>>146810928Love this gayle. Need to get some r34 of her NOW.>>146810966Kek>>146811040Such an wesome twist, i spoiled it for myself but god. It brings everything togheter too well. Lovely homage both to last hunt and venom's first appernce>>146822766USM will continue to outsell it so
>>146822766
>>146810624Love this cover
Kino
>>146811040Finally gayles husband.
>>146823974Kek
>>146820774Why?
>>146825244kys
>>146825264No.
>>146825281You do realize that being a pedo is wrong, right?
>>146825301She's not real, anon.
>>146822766Here's to another three years of Ultimate Spider-Man being Marvel's best selling book, while chodes cry and scream that if he's not punching a different person every panel then it's a failure.
>>146823494>Love this gayle. Need to get some r34 of her NOW.Do it.
>>146825432Yeah you just happen to be into smething that looks and is a child within the fiction
>>146818145This.Classic suit is perfect.Classic black suit is perfect.Most super heroes don't even get one perfect costume, this dude shows up with two. No need to push any further.
>>146811225Spider-Man 3/Back in Black
>>146822794Hawkeye should've kept his original costume
>>146823751Cute!
>>146826144Both are aweasome and if anything, Back in Black is stained by what comes immediatly after
>>146813391Kristine, last time she appeared was during the Spencer run and she had become (Lord forgive) a j*journalist
>>146816083>Harry cheats with Mysterio who is Gwen in disguise while being both hurt and super turned on that her husband cucked her with herself without knowing.>Harry doesn't realise why he cheated on Gwen>It's like when he does it with Gwen and gis brain flips off >Thinks it might be super mind control >Gwen reveals her identity soon enough >Suddenly Daddy Norman's words from before his wedding come into his head >"From now on you're stuck making her "happy" whether you're aware of it or not. Don't ask me why, it's an Osborn thing for blondes. You will get it when you grow some more chest hair. Now, excuse I will take the spoils of fatherhood and raid the all-you-can-eat.">Harry just took them as rare encouragement
>>146816319You may not be far off. If you look in the panel, it's already starting to coil around her wrists.
>>146811040So what do we think Benom is gonna end up looking like when it inevitably becomes hostile? Will we get the classic look or something completely new?
>>146827120What if he never turns hostile at all?
>>146827358Then he better wear a hoodie lol
>The subreddit's front page is like a dozen posts about USM 12 and only one about Joe Kelly being announced for ASMHow did Lowe screw things up this badly?
so the villains know peter's identity? im not a fan of that
>>146811135its mr negative
>>146827517Everyone figured out that nothing will change until he's gone and we're all just counting down the days till that happens at this point
>>146827568It's probably just Kraven, and he doesn't seem like the sharing kind. And Harry probably kills him
>>146827617What if Mary Jane does it using Benom? Venom traumatizing MJ is an iconic moment in 616, her being traumatized at going overboard to save Peter could be a way to reinvent that.
>>146827639Idk I think soulless version of her husband staring at her with demonic looking eyes and wishing her a Merry Christmas would be pretty traumatic
>>146827681Could be. Seems like it would be less so than seeing her husband show up with a mouth with giant horrifying teeth in his costume that does not have teeth
>>146827517They were dumb in choosing the same day?
>>146811072Richard is going to masturbate to pictures of MJ in bikini
>>146828129They were dumb to basically make the official tagline of Amazing Spider-Man as "ABSOLUTELY NOTHING EVER HAPPENS"
>>146828269Yes
>>146828164
>>146811065Spidey just can’t stop losing. The original Ultimate Peter had kicked much more ass by this point.
>>146828559The original Ultimate Peter died in just one year.
>>146828559Kraven was literally a nobody tv personality in the original ultimate universe
>>146828608I forgot that according to Bendis and editorial, the entirety of Ultimate Spider-Man took place in a single year. Like, yeah, 6160 Peter has already lasted longer and is more experienced.
>>146828608Yah but he had been to outer space and fucked Kitty Pryde.
>>146828796>taking Katherine over nutting in MJ on a nightly basisNever gonna make it
>>146828549the fuck
>>146829455Probably an unrelated r34 with a guy called Richard who just happen to be ginger.
>>146828549Source
>>146828796Kitty Pride is not cool anymore. In fact, I find Superhero x Superheroine relationships lame.
>>146811040>>146811028What a nice fella covering for his bro.
>>146810991>>146811051Boy, I guess its getting darker from here.
When is the new black cat getting bleached?
>>146829820She's getting blacked by Benom, sorry.
>>146811065>isn’t a genius>can’t fight>sucks at investigatingThis might be the worst Spider-Man ever.
>>146830169This is why picrel should be the protagonist.
With Eddie Brock mentionned, I hope he gets to be Ultimate Venom.
Awful issue.
>>146828559Yeah, but he never scored.
>>146810951A MJ and Gayle r34 3some now.
>>146829695https://x.com/ButterBlue05/status/1869502902525653200
>>146810734Is it just me or is MJ's mom a dead ringer for Ultimate Aunt May look a like. I bet they do a storyline where she dates Ben or JJ.>>146810819She's even moving in with Anne. Aunt May 2.0
>>146811051The Heart.
>>146810715>>146810734>shows up>tells her daughter that she can't cook>leaves to fuck the father of her daughter's husbandShe's a menace.
>>146833543kek
