Isn’t it funny how a Chinese video game company has made squirrel girl the most popular she has ever been in our entire history something that Marvel could never do
>>146850673>And I, for one, welcome our new THICC ginger overlords
>>146850673And all they had to do was feature her outside a comic at all
>>146850673The Chinese know what men want. And women too. No one, man or woman, actually likes unattractive characters.
>>146850673I prefer butter face squirrel girl from 2015 over nusquirrel girl and i think you have a shitty taste in pornography and should die for posting this thread
>>146850673i just like fucking fat girls. their massive tits. their giant ass. the soft squish of their bellies as your bodies press together. put me in the same room as a fat girl and i will fill all three of her holes with my cum.
>>146851257Struck a nerve huh?
>>146851491What about fat girls that have small tits, not even Cs?
>>146851491She's not even fat, dude.
>>146851632fat in the right places
>>146850673Marvel doesn't care about making Squirrel Girl popular because she's not an A-tier superhero with a recognizable brand name. Less risk to make a different version of Spider-Man instead.
What is the from? What am I missing? I see Squirrel girl everywhere online recently.
>>146851632She's debilitatingly obese. At least that's what 4chan is telling me.
>>146851821OP is a picture from Afrobull.What you're missing is that Squirrel Girl was added to Marvel Rivels, the latest chinese hero shooter that everyone's talking about, so she's the FOTM.
>>146851257Your taste is shit, mid 2000’s GLA squirrel girl is the best, then marvel rivals squirrel girl.
>>146851257>I prefer butter face squirrel girl from 2015You understand this immediately disqualifies your opinions on taste.
>>146850673>something that Marvel could never doIt is just a fact that it doesn't matter what the comics do, if a character doesn't show up in other media, casuals won't care or even know they exist.
>>1468518474chan is nearly always wrong.
>>146851858Thank you. Is her design a lot different from Marvel Comics that’s making her popular now?
>>146851821>What am I missing?She's a playable character in a new f2p game called Marvel Rivals that was released 2 weeks ago.
>>146851858Am I the only one that doesn't like the way they did Penny's face? She looks...chinless. I don't mean I'm expecting her to have a Gaston grade jaw, I mean it looks almost like her lower jaw was moved way too far up. If they did the Spider-Verse version, it would have been a lot better.
>>146852072It's one of, if not the first time, that's she's been in something that's not a comic book. Which means it's the first time that most squares have come into contact with her.
Why did they make Peni into bootleg D.Va?
>>146850673>a character that has had a cult following for decades>known for being cute and having a meme ability to take out any villain off panel>the very idea of her being thicc came from her cursed comic>she's even thicker in western cartoons before rivals came out>the only thing the game did was put her in a f2p hero shooter>copying what overwatch did for all their female characters several years agoIf anything it shows that China is good at copying everyone else, even the coomer part was taken by other examples.
>>146852101Design-wise, that's just what she looks like. A girl in a robot.Gameplay-wise, she's not D.Va. Hulk is D.Va, because he has the shield and the mechanic where you switch between Banner and Hulk. Peni doesn't really have an OW equivalent because her entire style is to lock down an area and never leave it.The real question is, what the fuck is she even doing there?
>>146851858>so she's the FOTM.so like Peni and Spider-gwen?
>>146852188Yes.
>>146852072
>>146852207OOOOUUUUGGGGHH CHUBBY!
>>146852207What a cutie patootie.
>>146852207Maybe I SHOULD play Marvel Rivals.
>>146851257Femcel spotted. Get smoked by immigrants.
>>146850673>Most popular she's ever been in historyYou're just saying that because all the coomers have come out to obsess about her character model. Do any of them actually care about the character itself?
>>146852207Holy fuck she’s hot as fuck now.
>>146852375Face it, most of Marvel characters are only cool when they're boiled down to their most basic elements without bullshit low quality stories associated with them.
>>146852375No one cares about comic book characters until they're in the movies or a game.
>>146852375When has anyone ever given a fuck about female comic characters outside of wanting to fuck them?
>>146852431There was a good period of time years ago where she was hot, but this is just downright erotic.
>>146852583the people on this board who claim they're mad that Power Girl isn't more prominent?
>>146852614member?
>>146852375No one cares about that twink other than his ass, face it
Is it bad that I ship her with Rocket?
>>146850673Literal porn artists aside, squirrel girl is hot. But she is not conventionally barbie hot like say Majick or something. Squirrel girl is like thicc hot in a way that I feel even normal women should be happy.
>>146851491I can't find the image of daffy slamming the fat whore, but it seems oddly fitting
>>146850673>AfrobullHow is he gonna try to force futa shit into this?
>>146850673>isn't it funny how a game with millions of players made a character popular instead of a niche comic with at most 2000 readers? And they gave her tits and a not ugly design.It boggles the noggin anon. You're right.
>>146851257what with the constant tryhard /co/ntrarians?
I miss actual SG.
>>146852207Built to be stripped and forcefully violated by villains
>>146852908What are you complaining about? Everybody likes nuts.
>>146850673>>146852207Imagine going at it doggystyle with her, slamming into her meaty ass and then taking a hand off her hips to hug her tail close, bury your face in the fluff, and take a deep huff of her scent.
She would've been a hell of a lot more popular if her last ongoing had had better art. I don't care how funny or charming it is, if I can't stand to look at the pages, you've lost me.
>>146852865Mm, a little, yes.
>>146852204>2019 is almost six years ago now---Hurk!---
>>146852375>>146853152right?
>>146850673>>146852207>Galacta appears there as wellNice!
>>146853532Squirrel girl if she made today
well Capcom did the same for Psylocke
>>146850673I mean they never really tried to. She has always been an extremely niche character by design. I have seen coomers trying to make this a war thing on a couple of boards but it is just that this is the first time she has actually been in anything big enough for her to actually catch on.
>>146853425You sure? The size difference is kinda romantic.
>>146850673why can't psylocke get her mind out of the gutter?
>>146853867Why should she?
>>146853532how the fuck does it rhyme?
The Chinese know how to take the most appealing parts of comic book characters and leave the lame and gay stuff out. Beautiful female characters too since the chinks dont care about female objectification or muh male gaze. They know their audience and try to appeal to them.
>>146850673This is going to end in 18 inches of Venom.
>>146853979>Overused culture war talking points
I want to main a tank in Marvel Rivals but I'm too retarded
>>146853988>19 inchesAlso, could she take on Venom Horse?
>>146853532Still the best version of the character just batshit insane woman who looks high on bathsalts.
>>146854029Nothing culture war about talking about appealing stuff.
>>146850673Why do video games these days change comic character designs now? Did Arkham start this or maybe Injustice since those designs like completely new? Use to be back then they just put the characters in 3D using the comic designs or movie/show if based on those.
>>146853988
>>146850673>PopularTake a reality check bro, she's maybe a meme drawing flavor of the month, but it doesn't carry over. Coomers are not reliable consumers for reading material, unfortunately.
>>146853964Squi-rell gih-rell i guess
>>146854241>Implying she wouldn't rape VenomThey need new writers
>>146854141Only a She-Venom could survive that.>>146854241I'm convinced the three mascots for this game are Squirrel girl, Jeff, and Venom.
So is the tail apart of her costume or is it stuck to her ass?
>>146854392Don't forget Iron Fist. He's somehow an anti air melee character and is PTSD inducing
>>146850673I'd consider it true popularity if it translated into any real interest in her comics. It hasn't. And yes I'm aware of the fugly art the main ongoing is known for, but she's had a large number of other appearances that were at the very least "average" in attractiveness, not to mention the various animated incarnations. Never mistake gamers or coomers for potential comic fans.
>>146854414Depends on the continuity. I prefer when it's part of her.
>>146854420Of course no one is going to bother with her comics. No one cares about Western superhero comics cause its lame. Korean manhwa are more popular these days.
>>146854420I'm currently reading her 2015 one. The writing is kinda fun, but the art is fugly as shit and legit drags it down.Might abandon it for Great Lakes Avengers
I bet Eminem plays while she gets symbiote gunked as Tippy watches
>>146851257hey man im usually into butterfaces but there's a limit
>>146853964You've never heard anyone pronounce it just "squirl"? Is that like a UK thing? Pretty much any American media uses squirl.
>>146854418The ones I see the most art of are them.
>>146852207>Storm.>Psylocke.>Black Widow.>Scarlet Witch.>Magik.>Peni Parker.>Hela.>Dagger.>Ice K-pop OC.Somehow, it's Squirrel Girl that's become the gooner goddess of Rivals.Who's left in the Marvel stable that can overthrow her?
>>146853964German detected.
>>146851257Fag
>>146855323you left out Mantis
>>146850700Be ready, they soon will turn her into a stick afro "strong woman who needs no man", like all other ginger/redhead characters in media.
>>146851491please stop saying that out loudthey should be easy to get
>>146852375>Do any of them actually care about the character itself?No one did before, why should that change?
>>146850673Where’s her penis
>>146852101They’re afraid of loli’s and a lot of peope like D.va to jerk off to, so they can sell cosmetics of her to lonely boys
>>146850673Off model art makes any chick famous in fiction, especially off model re designs of characters from existing companies who's character is originally designed to be a geeky butter face.
>>146854141>>146854381>>146854392Why the hell is venom popular in this games porn art? More than Spidey himself?
>>146856364He's black
>>146854473The art gets better when it switches artists. Never as great as it should have been but much more tolerable.
>>146856364Spidey is wholesome to the nth degree and Venom is le badboy.
>>146854429>Depends on the continuity...I can think of no continuity where it's not part of her.
>>146855323They gave a bunch of them shitty designs to the point where the girl sporting shorts and a midriff may as well have been dancing on a stripper pole in comparison. Look at this shit.
>>146854837Why?
>>146856478So degenerate shit from sick fuck nsfw artists that think Venom is bbc even though he has no junk in the comic.
>>146856370But he's not a black guy. He's a mass of alien matter that takes human shape.
>>146856364Venom just checks off a lot of different fetishes
>>146856511Seriously, look at what they did to Psylocke. Deliberately trying to make her LESS sexy should be a crime.
>>146856275>They’re afraid of loli’sRetard the Spiderverse Peni is just a stupid OC this one is much closer to the comics
>>146856547Technically true while leaving out that she barely existed before Spiderverse.
>>146852101They both take from the same thing. Peni has been around longer but the idea of her being coom bait is new.
>>146856542They probably just wanted to make it clear that she's a ninja so they went with this look.
>>146856615Any excuse you want to give, doesn't change the fact that a significant part of Squirrel Girl's sex appeal in the game is that they nerfed the sex appeal of characters originally DESIGNED to be very sexy.
>>146856542>make her LESS sexyeh I like the upskirt you get with this version better than the leotard
>>146856526Well he does have junk, it's just white. I'm not sure which Venom is in Rivals right now though, probably Eddie but it could be his son since that's who it is in the comics
>>146855323It's hard to beat a red headJust look at this the game is selling well and it features a cute red head, the entire of the internet has been on a cute red head famine for almost a decade if not more
>>146850673And it doesn’t mean anything because video games don’t translate to comic book sales.
>>146856364>Why the hell is venom popular in this games porn art? More than Spidey himself?Spidey's a pretty wholesome guy who's already in a committed relationship with Morrigan.Also, Venom is 12 feet tall, built like a shit brickhouse with a 19 inch tongue and can spontaneously sprout tentacles from every part of his body and you need to ask why he's the porn favorite??? Eddie Brock is fucking you in the ass right now!
>>146850673This game has made me legitimately more interested in characters I haven't ever given a shit about before. Now I really want to know where I should start reading about Moon Knight and Magik.
>>146856875To be fair Spider-Man is a pretty popular pick too, Venom just has the memes going for him right now. Iron Fist is popular on r34 too but uh...
>>146856888>I really want to know where I should start reading about Moon Knight and Magik.No you don't.Go download Midnight Sons instead and go on pool dates with Magik and Blade instead.
>>146854353>>146853964?Squirrel is pronounced "Skwirl" so her name literally rhymes. Its "Skwirl Girl"
>>146856547Peni is so obscure that Rivals gender swapped her spider and nobody noticed. Except me. She barely has any comics to be accurate to.Hell, Rivals plays it so loose with Peni's lore that it's effectively just making shit up as it goes along.
>>146854882UK and Aus pronounce it Skwee-RealSo, yeah for them "Skwee-Real Guhhl" doesn't rhyme
>>146857032then UK and AUS need to update to the latest ENG patch. those issues have been fixed for a while now...
>TFW>Have a thing for kemono mimi>Have a thing for redheads>Have a thing for exagerated overbites>Have a thing for chipper go getter types>SG smells and tastes like hazelnuts>She fucks so good she broke wolverine's heart.>Current VA was the AT&T girl.Move over Rapunzel, new waifu unlocked.
>>146850673Squirrel girl has a fat ass.
does anyone else wish there was more art of SG being cute as opposed to sexy?
>redheadIt's really more of a copper color or a burnt sierra...
>>146857309
>>146857319
>>146857268She's always been cute. Even when she was Ditko's dork and Henderson's homunculus.The version getting all the lewds now is just an Overwatch cosplay skin. It's not the same character. She's a fucking yeehaw yippie ki yay cowgirl now for chrissake??? Did someone spill TSRI mutagen on Sandy Cheeks? But nah, don't care. Still nutted.
>>146857324
>>146857330She’s cute, don’t care if she’s skinny or has a fat ass, she’s adorable.
>>146850673I commissioned a bunch of art of thicc Squirrel Girl with a friend of mine (who's also a fan of the character), based on this one panel where she's in a swimsuit and has big hips and joking how she could beat everyone by going full R Mika. He gave her the jacket and I suggested fur boots, so when the Rivals design dropped we both wondered if they cribbed a bit, probably not but it's funny to think. The only thing I think the design lacks is that her teeth aren't as prominent as they should be, Squirrel Girl should be a little non-standard in the beauty department IMO.
>>146857777Panel in question.
>>146857032>>146857045Trust an ESL to blindly spew this like it's fact. The fuck butchered pronunciation is that? "Skwee-Real" like "cereal"? It's pronounced "Skwih-rul".
>>146857309>>146857319........Speedball? Really? Fucking PENANCE??? Doreen I love you but you need higher standards
>leaks say Captain Marvel is getting in>Psylocke's more comic accurate skin is made more money in a few weeks than Marvel Comic sales for a year and completely overshadowed her kunoichi defaultIf the devs were smart, giving Carol a purchasable Ms. Marvel skin would net them even more
>>146858202That should be her default skin
>>146858202>>146856542Oh that's much better
>>146857830Why don't we do vocaroo and see how we all say it?
>>146850917Just it and nothing more...
>>146857777
>>146858395Man, that art style just... doesn't work for me.
For it's Luna snow
>>146852865No.>>146853425No.>>146853815Yes.
>>146852207>>146850673Flavor of the month >>146851216Sure they do, if they are written well.
>>146852101Design wise Hulk is the bootleg DVa
>>146859145>Flavor of the monthEvergreen flavor
>>146859176Functionally, Hulk is D.Va.Design-wise, Peni is D.Va.
>>146856875>Spidey's a pretty wholesome guy who's already in a committed relationship with Morrigan.Hes usually attributed single broke nerd with no real charisma and a punching bag to the world, you'd think that warrent something
>>146850673THATS FUCKING NUTS
>>146859246>No real CharismaPete constantly bags hotties even under the guise of being a broke nerd. Movie Spideys really have Pete get the reputation of bumbling nerd who'd spill spaghetti talking to customer service but he's always been pretty clever and cheeky. His issue is typically "I have to make myself out to be a flake for the greater good"
>>146859132Bro imagine how overpowered and fluffy their child would be
>>146859647Super intelligence on the level of Rocket's alone is one of the greatest powers of all time, so that mixed with anything else is already going to be OP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vSo7FFUPRc
>>146857218That's not red hair, that's hazelnut
>>146859132Friggin' Bendis always with the race mixing!
>>146850673Psylock's tits are way bigger than that
>>146860461They're from a different dimension, Marco.
>>146851257
>>146851216>No man or woman actually likes unattractive characters.FTFY. IYKYK
>>146857330If her lips taste like hazeulnut nobody would stop kissing her
>>146852375>coomers
>>146852908>Afrobull>futaYour choice to "read" futa is your choice.
>>146857218Too bad she was too retarded to keep her mouth shut.
Is squirrel girl barefoot at all in rivals?
>>146860730
>>146860589So she tastes like Nutella?
>>146860949
>>146860662>>146852908>implyingAfribull doesn't draw futa, just shemale shit.
>>146861560Nobody who is a person cares about this distinction.
>>146860688About what?
>>146861727Anyone with a brain easily understands it. Sorry that doesn't seem to describe you.
>>146861727>cares>>146861752>understands
>>146850673Its almost like Marvel doesn't know how to market it's characters or develop games to introduce them to an entirely new generation of consumers successfully.
Does Doreen shave her cooch? Legs definitely, But pits and undercarriage I think she lets grow free like the rodents she cares for.Also i dislike that her ears are seperate but her tail isn't.
>>146858918>>146857777
Rough impregnation sex with Squirrel Girl
>>146857830Aus are the same motherfuckers that pronounce "No" like "naouwr"Shut the fuck up
>>146862296It sounds sexy when girls do it thoughever
Aussies and Kiwis say squirrel like it rhymes with the name Cyril.
Is there a good Squirrel Girl comic run I should read?
>>146862347GLA 1-4, GLX-Mas Special, I Love Marvel - Masked Intentions
>>146862296I'm not speaking for Aussies. Sit down.
>Voiced by Vayntrub as a reference to the shelved Squirrel Girl showHaha imagine if someone made a picture of Squirrel Girl doing this....hehe
>>146850673doesn't help that Marvel was making Squirrel Girl extremely ugly in all her recent comics for the past years
>>146856542>hating on a sexy ninja designIt's people like you that lead to all those spandex costume porn videos removing the entire costume and helmet halfway through.
>>146857868This was before that, and then Slott made a comic making fun of the whole thing.
>>146862700
>>146853107Contrarianism is in 4chan's nature, this isn't anything new.
>>146856370>>146856534>DUDE IS THAT BLACKFACE?!>No, I'm literally an alien from another planet!
>>146862643Basic coomera fine understand brother. When they get to a point they get it though. Many times more clothes is more sexy than less. Keep it all on it I can still get where I need to. That's better even.
>>146862591>Ew gross these fanboys keep commenting on my massive titties>Posts this
>>146862829Ew don't hit on me you stupid fanboys
>>146851257Why does being trans give people such horrible taste?
>>146852207This is the "woke-killer" I've heard so much about—an obese woman?
why do internet nerds love fat cartoon women so much? all the squirrel girl discourse just echoes everything with mei that went on for that year overwatch was super big
>>146850673damn , afrobull is not dead?
>>146852097She's been in most of the recent games, outside of Ultimate Alliance 3 and SE Avenger's, as well as the Ultimate Spider-man cartoon. It's just more of those use the classic look, while Netease went for the Mei crowd.
>>146862932>>146862909Fuck off Olive Oyl-fags
>"Wow, Anon. The way (you) called that child a 'nigger' after he used Maximum Pulse on (you) was so masculine. And how many terabytes did you say you have? Sexy!"
>>146862591>>146862847If you ain't a famous actor, top athlete, Saudi prince or big shot Hollywood producer then this ain't for you, bruh.
>>146863080I might not be able to fly, but I can still enjoy looking at clouds.
>>146851257You people complained to all hell when she was redesigned years ago, now you're here saying: >ACTUALLY SHE'S PRETTY COOL LOLYou people don't know what you want and this is why nobody will ever take any of you seriously and that's why you're all failures as people, because you're stupid
>>146863138anon, it's been 10 years since then. the people defending it now are kids that grew up with it.
>>146863138No one really cared about the "redesign," they hated the artstyle and writing. Well, okay, you have weirdo's who can't get off on anything but leotards, but it's not exactly surprising this kind of design hit it big when rendered in something besides the twisted Henderson style.
i always liked when squirrel girl was an obese butter faced slampig
>>146852207I like it
>>146862909Why would that be a woke-killer, isn't plus-sided bombshell exactly what woke wants?
>>146852301It's free, and it's okay. I'd say do it.
>>146863418Sexually appealing to heterosexual men is verbotten.
>>146863418Making women unattractive is about making women unattractive, not changing the standards of beauty. It is an attack of beauty itself.
>FatI hate to do the whole Tumblarina thing but honestly some of you really need to see what real women look like and know that in order to have big titties and hips you're gonna have some chub as well.
>>146856542unironically better since she doesn't have the butterface of the other costume
>>146856542i always forget /co/ - comics & cartoons don't actually read comics
>>146856624They have her classic look as an alt and there's been plenty of fan art. It helps that she's been a popular horny character for ages now so it's less exciting. Too bad about Dagger's chest window.
>>146857004She's not that unknown but her spider being male or female is a minor detail that is easily missed. I'm not even sure it was ever said in the movie. You're right she has so little in her catalog despite her popularity. And even then a lot of it isn't about the original Peni.
>>146858202>leaks say Captain Marvel is getting inHaven't seen those anyone got proof? I personally love her default look. I don't know if I would say it's better than the classic but I really like the details on her ninja garbs. I wouldn't mind Carol's look being based on her current design with the jacket and braids.
>>146861818But they did that just now. Marvel snap is popular they just need to get something to have side appeal and be good
>>146862591Didn't know this existed thanks
>>146862643You think she got royalties for this?
>>146864161Snap gave us this
>>146863418it's not a woke killer anyway with this kind of character couple
>>146864178Very, very, very unlikely. All work for Marvel is done as work for hire, meaning whatever you do, Marvel owns it. Ed Brubaker created the Winter Soldier and said he'd earned more from his cameo in the Winter Soldier movie than he had from merch and book sales in the years since the character's first appearence.
>>146864207He doesnt have a cock
>>146864063Very true. Though if it wasn't for Spider-Verse, she'd be completely unknown. I just find it a bit funny when people claim that it's closer to her comic appearance when, technically speaking, 70% of her comics have her looking like this:
>>146864199
>>146851257>I posted a contrarian opinion please call me basedNo.
>>146863418It's safe-horny and the Stellar Blade fags are gobbling it up like it somehow proved their point.
>>146864418>safe-hornygod I hate zoomers and their invent a new buzzword every 5 seconds attitude
>>146864458it's not zoomers this time, just retarded schizos trying to make their lingo seem like a 4chan thing when its just them being retarded. these are the same morons who say things like "native isekai" unironically on /a/
>>146864207Cloak doesn't have a dick and gets fucked by Thanos regardless
>>146864207i heard they never became a couple in 616 even though they're literally always together. is this true?
>>146862909She's not obese where it matters, as her waist is still slender relative to her hips and breasts.
>>146864321True and the comics putting this out only for the sequel to go with the original mech look. I do like how they rebuilt it with a harsher and more menacing look but something like that wouldn't fit with og Peni.
>>146864207People are saying it's not buzzword because it's popular. If it failed people would point to the game's version of Namor as the reason why.
>>146850673Coomers are not human and should be culled like sick cattle.
>>146865371Puritan.
>>146857325>She's a fucking yeehaw yippie ki yay cowgirl now for chrissake???Incorrect. She copies a Southern accent for one voice line, that's it.
>>146865615MAH FRENZ R HEERRRRREIf the one voice line is the only line the character says 80% of the game someone fucked up.
>>146860730Not even the barefoot one is barefoot here.
>>146862714Panel three is proof that Dan Slott really should not be writing superheroes. That isn't how a heroic character should talk about that event.
>>146852207this plumpy is driving me nuts
be fun to use some different squirrel species for costumes/colors like the Indian giant squirrel
>>146850673She is fat and have down syndrome. Zoomers have poor taste.
New York lives in fear of her
>>146851257Ohh, he's like a stupid. You're like a fool-man.
>>146855339>Its not Squirrlein Girlein in Germanstupida fuckin language
>>146863890I'll finish a series when Madureira finishes Battle Chasers.
>>146852207oh great, guess I'm booting up a shooter MOBA
>>146867749I played it yesterday with friends, it alright. Though I ended up playing my other favourite Punisher more.
>>146852207
>>146861814>>146868214
>>146866218low test
>>146868002point n click man
>>146869094I mean it works.
WHY ARE PEOPLE RUNNING AWAY FROM ME I'M JUST TRYING TO HEAL THEM
>>146868214So she's primarily has a bit bottom?
>>146868242Based modelers.
>>146868242I'll never forget the day this was first discovered on /v/
>>146869284I don't want your sissy healer cooties.
>>146852207>difficulty: very lowSo she's an easy girl, huh?
>>146864418Safe-horny isn't a real thing. You're either into something, or you aren't.
>>146852908She nuts all over everyone
>>146853343>huff the fluffYou, sir, are my negro
>>146866436>Cucking her own sister Devilish
I dont really understand this debate. Comic characters get redesigned all the time across decades. Of course some designs are going to appeal to people more than some other design of the same character. But its all the same character regardless of how they look. This is whats great about comics in general.
>>146865615What does a michegan accent even sound like?
>>146871317Hoof da floof.
>>146871530Midwest is "neutral" accent compared to the extremes of New York, California, and Southern accents of the United States. It used to be popular for radio broadcasts since it was more likely to be understood in different regions. Fell out of favor since California's popularity means more hiring of California people.
Doreen has gone from Slim and Nimble to Bottmheavy Butterface to Kinda Normal and now she's landed on Fertility Goddess with the Marvel Rivals design
>>146852207Architectbros, it's been a fantastic decade for us
>>146851257YOU ARE TRANNY!
>>146852207i'd like inhale all her farts
>>146862909you need to visit gay place and stay there
>>146852375>Do any of them actually care about the character itself?No and no one should
She's not even fat. Just thick. If she were fat she would have a gut.
>>146873665People who call her fat are either culture warriors who think anything larger than your classic waspy ‘90s supermodel with fake tits is obese, or actual fat chicks who think that people like round women rather than hourglasses.
Mary Jane when?I hate soulless gameplay tho.
>>146874578Depends. They could theoretically do whatever. I don't want them to use Jackpot though. Could be something from another adaptation like Iron Spider or Carnage, or something goofy like a Typhoid Mary Jane.
>>146850673I claim Magik
>>146872035I wanna smother myself with her tail until I pass out.
>>146872729When are they going to add in Big Bertha?
>>146875708What is with that hairstyle?
>>146875708Long as they leave the last appearance version of her in the dump.
>>146864207Cloak and Dagger have been around for ages and they deserve a big success.
>>146877372They just never get an audience. I think if any characters need a reinvention then it's them. Not all the flagship characters.
>>146875883Her hair is short in her normal form, so it gets a bit weird when she's bulked up.
>>146861814christ almighty
>>146864207Dagger is caked up fr
>>146857004She was in one of the most successful Spider-man films and got spun off into more media and merch, but that was the Spider-verse version. Peni's hardly obscure, just the comic version that was mocked for being an Eva ripoff.But Peni was originally 16 so they had an excuse to age her up in Rivals so they can sell coomer skins instead of wrangling with loli upskirt shots.So she's a mix of both versions plus D.va, whom is probably Blizzard's single biggest merch seller as a character
Release his banana boat NOW, Rival devs.
>>146858395I wanted to give this comic a chance honestly. But nope it's ugly, this person just draws everyone trash. It's ugly. I hate it. No one is handsome or pretty or even interesting to look at, they all look like Grace Jones and here's the problem wit hthat. There's no problem looking like Grace Jones. She's beautiful and sculpted by gods. It's a problem that everyone has the same overbite, the same bucked teeth, the same fucked up mouth. God it's just fucking boring.
>>146851257God what a fag.
It is difficult in America to get consistent high-quality comic art of a sexy quality, and this is a self-perpetuating issue because unsexy comics don't sell, and companies that don't make money can't pay for good artists, and artists aren't going to go into a career that doesn't pay well.That doesn't mean Squirrel Girl's comic had to be THAT shitty-looking, but it's hard to do books of lesser-known female characters with the necessary sex-appeal-art to get readers to try it out in the first place.
>>146862643The skin for Psylocke's 90s design has almost entirely replaced the "redesign" in the game if you go watch people play. Squirrel Girl wouldn't have gotten nearly as much attention if the "traditionally" sexy-designs had been used for other characters. You can yell "pleeb" and "coomer" if you like, but it's a simple matter of what people latched onto to draw and talk about. Shockingly they talk more about the T&A design than the "sexy ninja design" for Psylocke that covers up the character more than the well-established design that'd been in the forefront for years.
>>146879141One is a complicated, layered design with many different kinds of textures and one is a leotard. It's not surprising which one gets drawn more.Also, don't care. It's ludicrous to pretend the design was chosen to be "uncoomer" considering that it's both super hot anyway and the alt is still the classic design. It's very, very clear the point was not to make her "less" sexy.
So speaking of Hero Shooters, what did you guys think of the Concord animated shorts?How many animated shorts did you think were finished and ready to go before the plug got pulled on Concord?
>>146877696The bulk is her normal form.To transform into the supermodel she's got to do a metric fuckton of projectile vomiting. She's clinically bulimic.
>>146864207It's funny seeing insecure anons try to force their fetish memes on to CnD when they literally can't physically exist at the same time in Rivals
>>146880040Also those two had more of a sibling bold between them before who else but fucking Bendis forced his blacked fetish onto them.
>>146880051Of fucking course it was Bendis
>>146880051No one complains about Bendis forcing Logan on to Squirrel Girl, tho.
>>146880051I've been fortunate in my life to not have directly suffered from Bendis much but that's really grim to see. I don't mind romance but not every pair has to eventually hook up.
>>146850673it is
>>146852207Pretty weak for how much this thread hyped her up with WESTERN porn btw.
>>146880860Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
>>146879667The shorts are probably why it got pulled so fast, they must have still been animating them and that's expensive
>>146879141Or maybe people are just more into fat bottom redheads than purple hair asians that look like boys you little queer
>>146871738You're confusing midwest and transatlantic
Nom! :p
>the one time the chinks do not copy everything and make a original design its the most ugly horrendous dogshit that exists Nobody cares about Adam and aside from being the only male strategist its 100% due to his design. Even the usual fanbase of mentally ill woman isnt willing to give this ugly fuck fanart they just draw his regular comic self.
>>146881364How many comics have they actually been in together? They'd be a cute couple.
>>146881545He's just shirtless. He looks fine.
>>146882147His outfit is bad and his skin makes him look like a stupid robot. Alongside the fucking circle on his face as if his name is Bullseye
>>146882179It's just a cape. I will give you the lines aren't necessary.
I guess this is the Marvel Rivals thread? What are some deep cuts you want to see in terms of costumes or characters?
>>146882272>>146864333>>146864199
>>146882272Ghost Rider, Red Skull (because it would be funny), Nightcrawler, Daredevil, & maybe Carnage.As for costumes, I want both more classic comic suits but also costumes that act as clone characters. Like a U.S. Agent skin for Captain America. Beta Ray Bill for Thor. Characters who'd be too similar to the base ones so making them a whole new character would be pointless. Ideally they'd have their own voicelines too.
>>146883254>but also costumes that act as clone charactersThere was a Q&A where the devs said they wouldn't do this.
>>146884267Cowards. Then we'll at least get skins if the playstation ones for Spider-man & Peni are anything to go by.
>>146868242I'm impressed by the autism needed to do this, but also amused that it's real
>>146882272Bombastic Bag Man costume for Spider-Man.
Post Squirrel Girl butt rnDo it.No balls.
>>146877696The only reason they didn't last is because she found him too ugly.
>>146884947
>>146885044
>>146885052
Did the 2015 run have good writing? I know it's butt ugly but there has to have been something good about it, right
>>146885283The best part was the ending. As in reading "the end" fully knowing marvel won't waste more paper printing that, nor pay some "artist" to keep drawing those abominations.
>>146885283No, if anything the writing was more obnoxious than the art.
>>146885042>The only reason they didn't last is because she found him too ugly.That's not what happened at all. DP wanted to go on a date with Big Bertha, not a skinny supermodel. She's half-flattered by his advances by the end of the night, but still uses the tired excuse that basing a relationship on a fetishistic body standard of any type is wrong. If I weren't visiting family I would post a reaction image a cropped out of this page >>146877696 (the circle in the bottom right) where DP looks deeply disappointed that she's not a big fat fatty.
>>146885052Does anybody have those really old Squirrel Girl drawings by a drawfag named Sir? This is probably around 2010 or earlier.
>>146850673Phew, she's become much more difficult to draw since I was a kid.
>>146886061Nice little Christmas gift, thanks.
>>146881545>only male strategistLoki and Rocket. Loki's design is also pretty good in Rivals
>>146886061Good job, Swain.
>>146852204Spider-Gwen gonna give Penny the BWC and steal Miles' girl . . . Maybe they'll let him watch from the cuck chair and stroke his two inches of black excellence.
I wish Clint had more trick arrows and not just a useless sonic thing
>>146885520Yeah but doesn't he admit she's right, and then take his mask off to say looks aren't everything or something along those lines, and then Bertha turns around and throws up at the sight of him?
>>146887777Those are some digits.Back on topic; yes. And then he looks sad for a second time in the comic as she's hurling her guts out.
>>146887777She's mostly a bulimia joke, but without it she is a downgraded Blob. Damned if do, don't. I remember someone claiming she is actually a parody of an Alpha Flight villain and the GLA are weird versions of things John Byrne worked on, but I never read that.
>>146880860>>146852207Yeah, looks like a fat bitch and that's it. True fotm, but at least there will be nice art.
>>146851257The worlds greatest contrarianIts true though quirkoid squirrel girl has an actual personality
>>146884795>Bombastic Bag-ManAlready in the game, man.
>>146863418NOOOO those wokesters trying to make my dick body positive…
>>146881364huhhh?!
>it's a 4 players on my team pick Duelist episode What do I even do at this point
>>146888650Heal?
>>146879677Her power is to basically turn into a female version the blob, the skinny form is her normal form and since she can control the fat in her body she can make herself as curvy as she wants.
When?
>>146886061t-thanks
>>146861752sorry anon you're a loser
>>146889018Milk can get it.
Why hasn't she gotten any good alt costumes, fellas.
>>146890290She came out less than a month ago.
>>146886061Swain remains the undefeated ultra-GOAT.
>>146888555No, Bombastic Bag-Man uses a Fantastic Four Costume.
>>146890290>no reindeer or santa elf costumeIt's like she was made specifically for these, is Netease tired of collecting money?
>>146850673Mogged
>>146890290There was a cool punk costume that leaked
>>146889018if woman breast produce milkdoes milk breast produce.... no...
>>146890346Kick me
I have a hard time playing this without tryharding
>>146886523Rocket is an animal who got castrated so no gender left and if Loki is considered a man Luna Snow Mantis etc should be counted as male strategists too
Imagine laying under her warm tail, illuminated by the Christmas Tree
>>146891814Massive reach
>>146891928Go ahead call this a man
>>146884267But there's a Punisher 2099 skin coming out
>>146885283It was written by the Dinosaur Comics guy, so it depends how much you like that sort of humor.
>>146891814That's not how that works. Nothing ever says Rocket is castrated either. Loki is literally a man yes. He's just slender & twinky.
>>146891943most masculine chink male
>>146891814>Rocket>Castrated https://e621.net/posts?tags=rocket_raccoon+big_balls+solo
>>146892743Why the fuck is there a troll face anon. Where are the balls.
>>146850673Sexo
>>146892052>It was written by the Dinosaur Comics guyDevil Dinosaur?
>>146852865Not really.
>>146893613Nopehttps://www.qwantz.com/
>>146894429Who the hell thinks this is funny? How the fuck didn't whoever was talking to this dinosaur just told him to shut the fuck up and say who came with that BS? Telling a long joke needs a lot of skill that very few people have, and being preachy while doing so usually kills any sense of comedy. Either you're supposed to take seriously whatever the guy is telling, male gaze in this case, or not and laugh at it. Which ultimately kills the set up, as you're not supposed to know when or if a punchline is coming down. By the time the punchline lands, the viewer probably forgot he was listening or reading a joke.
>>146863418What feminists want is for men to not be allowed to set standards and make decisions based off of personal preferences that feminists don't get to control. The fact that men make decisions off of standards other than "what's most convenient and validating for the blue haired narcissist, AKA the protagonist of the universe" fills them with self-righteous rage. That's why they don't celebrate when men like characters like Squirrel Girl or Mei or try to hold them up as a gold standard. The fat acceptance movement is about trying to kill men's right to have a preference.Feminists are gender communists.
>>146850673>>146852188My obscure korean Marvel Comics character can't be this cuteRight, Jeff?
>>146895642for surviving NNN
>>146894905There's a few strips that are gold. The early archives are worth reading. Unfortunately he caught the SJW brainrot later.
>>146865101Yes, they're best friends.Shipping them together is no different from a fujo insisting Luke Cage and Iron Fist must be lovers because they're closer to each other than they are to their wives.
>>146895881Do people actually have romantic belief in that? I thought that was mostly a joke to make Jessica jealous, like when Spider-Man hits on him.
>>146891814The only thing done to rocket and the other animals of halfworld was to modify them to walk upright and have higher thought so that they could work a caregivers to the crazy people of that asylum planet.
>>146896162It's a joke in the comics, but you know how fujos are.
>>146895642Who?
>>146851257Bold of you to be so wrong.
>>146897972Korean ice dazzler.
>>146898208Not to be confused with japanese moe dazzler
>>146898208>>146898248were they both made by Chinese devs?
>>146898262Netmarble is Korean.
>>146892039It's in the game already
>>146895642She's got a cute butt
>>146864458Rich coming from someone who uses the buzzword of "Zoomer"
>>146855323>Who's left in the Marvel stable that can overthrow her?Black CatEmma FrostRogue, especially if they include both "Southern Belle flying brick sex pot" and "Hot moody goth GF with a heart of gold" variations.
Do you guys think Squirrel Girl farts a lot like Harley Quinn?
>>146856817>the entire of the internet has been on a cute red head famine for almost a decade if not moreLeaks also say that Jean Grey/Phoenix is in.And also Angela. You know. From Spawn. Who the creator of took away from Todd and then gave her back to Marvel, who proceeded to do fuck all with her.At the rate they're going I wouldn't be surprised if they found some way to include Mary-Jane into the game and make her a spider-character or cut some deal to make her the conduit for Red Sonja again.
>>146898262No. She was created by Greg Pak, one of the most prolific writers you've never heard of, responsible for award winning stories you read two of, also responsible for creating fan favorite characters like Hulk's space wife, Hulk's space son, Hulk's Asian Hulk friend, Hulk's space rock buddy who went on to become MCU Thor's space rock buddy, Hulk's space bug friend, Hulk's other space bug friend, Hulk's red girl friend, Hulk's grey man friend, Hulk's Asian Hulk friend's girlfriend, the previously mentioned Korean Ice Dazzler, and a version of The Trickster nobody remembers.
>>146898413>Black Cat>Emma FrostThey are a bit too on the nose sexy to catch on with the coomer audience.>Rouge Now that is a coomer icon.
>>146898561Fun fact.If you go on rule 34 right now, Emma Frost has more porn than any other mutant, with Rogue being the only one who comes close.
>>146898262Luna Snow was made by netmarble a korean mobile game company, her first comic appearance was in Greg Pak's agents of atlas a year or two later. The other one, Radiance, was designed by the manga artist who drew full metal panic for the all new invaders comic that James Robinson was writing, and she's the grand daughter of the second golden girl and sister to a character called Goldfire who was a mutant member of the v-batallion but got killed by the collective man.
>>146898625On Paheal she has less than Jean, Storm or Psylocke and significantly less than Rouge.
>>146898431They made her Thor's sister and then hooked her up with a shemale angel, who they then killed off.
>>146898730Paheal is underused because it has a dogshit tagging system
>>146852375it actually got a lot of people to look into her comics and realize there is only abysmal dogshit
>>146898795Most of her appearances are decent. It is just her starring roles that are abysmal dogshit.
>>146898823that's what I mean thankfully Storm and Psylocke's solo runs are good so far and Magik is getting one Praying marvel gives squirrel girl an actually good solo run with her new popularity but it's probably not gonna happen
>>146898431If they continue on the trend of featuring attention lesser known/under-appreciated characters, Hellcat should be put in. She needs a redesign/revamp. She's a redhead too.
>>146856997>Squirrel is pronounced "Skwirl"no it's not, you missed an I in the middlethat's like pronouncing aunt as "ant"
>>146857045>the latest eng patchIt sounds like it has a bug in it if letters just keep getting missed in dialogue, I'll stay on the old patch, thanks....
>>146898949All this has taught me is that none of you fuckers know how to pronounce 'squirrel.'
>>146898961https://voca.ro/17GalgqrdCzn
>>146898961I just say ‘squirrel’
>>146898949>no its notYes it is. If you arent American, you shouldnt be talking about english pronunciation.
>>146895675Amazing art
>>146851257You are very much alone on this.
>>146858310Its boa hancock
>>146898431Why the actual fuck are they adding Angela it's gonna 2025 and nobody cares about some spawn side character
>>146858310Psylocke isn't actually in the game, because it's some other broad and not Betsy.
>>146898262no the J-pop star is a legacy of an obscure Golden age charecter called Golden Girl and she was created by James Robinson
>>146854418The hang time on those kicks makes me want to die.
>>146856542Her OG outfit is an alternate, you non-player trog.
>>146856802It literally says Eddie.
>>146859246It's why he has so much cuck porn.
>>146864458safe-horny was made up by dipshits who don't understand why everyone isn't into the exact same women they are.
>>146866213That is a fucking pokemon
>>146898762Thank you, someone said. Fuck paheal.
So how would you write a squirrel girl comic if you got the chance?
>>146901422Getting mating pressed.
>>146901422just make her makoto from blazblueinstant 100% improvement
>>146871250Except it does exist, retard
>>146864458>>146864506Get felted bitch
>>146902021Pretty much, Squirrel girl is Makoto but fat
>>146901276I would post a chart to help you, but you seem to be too blinded, paralyzed, and dumbstruck to realize the truth
You guys really are thirsty for Squirrel Girl.
>>146902390I want to fondle her nuts
>>146901422>Start her off below street level >Over time, her streak of victories has her move up the food chain unknowingly to her>Villains live in legit fear or are willing to commit atrocities just to get to her>Organizations around the world slowly but surely take an interest in this dork that never loses a fight>Then a false climax hits where she kills Thanos or something >Then the real story begins>She gets a rogues gallery consisting of other joke characters that would normally be beaten in two pages by any other legit character>But The Wall, Morbius, and The New New Warriors have a good chance at killing her
>>146902893Morbin time baby
>>146902893I like the idea of her power level being inverted; where she is beating high tier villains through dumb luck and contrivance but struggles with the likes of White Rabbit.
>>146902893She gets new villains such as:>Pigeon Pete, a loser of a man with the abilities of a man and a pigeon >Rat Randy, a New York hobo that is God Emperor to the rats>And other losers that have somehow beaten her in fights, and in the case of Screentime, almost killed her
What would Steve Ditko think of fat ass Squirrel Girl?
>>146903377He'd probably wonder why tastes have changed.
>>146869284>someone pings for heals>yackity sax through two buildings trying to get to them>rest of the team dies
>>146858395Here's a challenge. Who's the ugliest character on this cover?Good luck. It's a cycle where you think you've nailed it until you focus on another face.
>>146860949Fuck off troon
>>146898727Thank you for this clear and concise reply.
Why her I don't even think she's top 5 female attractive designs in the game
>>146901057>Why the actual fuck are they adding Angela it's gonna 2025 and nobody cares about some spawn side characterShe's Hela's step-sister and a Guardian of the Galaxy I wouldn't be surprised if she got her own movie by this point.
>>146903607>Spiderman keeps begging for heals but he swing's right into the entire enemy team
>>146904143Guardians movies are over and we don't need anything making hela stronger
>>146856997https://voca.ro/19i54XcrPhUgI guess if you're from the south that's true?
>>146882272Literally all I want is Green Goblin playable. I'll ask for nothing else
>>146904143>Guardian of the GalaxyNobody cares who was on the Guardians after Benis ruined the team.
>>146852375Care about what character? She's literally an official shitpost in the form of a character.
>>146852207Extra thicc please
>>146890290Wedding dress.
>>146906333
>>146906354Average Irish couple
>>146904744Out are you?
New leaks saying modok is gonna be playable lol
>>146852207Did /co/ really not know about Thicc Squirrel Girl?
>>146906385His mom’s maiden name is Fitzpatrick.
>>146852207I know I'll be crucified for saying this but:I fucking LOVE her design here.To me, she's the perfect female form.She's the only reason I've spent two days downloading this fucking game at all.I will main her and stare at her for HOURS once my ancient computer has the game ready to go.I don't even give a flying fuck about comic books, I just think she's cute.I don't care if I'm wrong, I'm not here to be objective.Also, post more squirrelgirl pics pretty please with hazel nuts on top.
>>146857777Based as hell.
>>146907040That's normal. MODOK has been playable in other games already.
>>146902390Of course. Aren't you?
>>146903406Cute. Who is the artist?
>>146907620Mobile shit really doesn't count
>>146907492Judging by this thread, 60% of /co/ agrees with you.
>>146863099You can find a girl prettier than that in normal life.
>>146850673Sex
>>146910050Nigga, he was in Mahvel 3MODOK was a better Sentinel than Sentinel.
I really digging to her winter outfit design there. Especially the mask one, it makes her a lot cuter imho.
>>146910104And? I've got about as much a shot with them as I do with Vayntrub
>>146855906>china>willfully blackswapping bro. it's okay. California can't touch this one.
>>146851257>Ronrarian!?>RHERE!?
>>146910869As much freedom Netease may have in producing Marvel Rivals it's not like they are not beholden by Marvel itself, if sometime in the future demands for a certain character or change Netease can only accept whatever they were told to do.
>>146910922>implyingDisney edits out all the blackness for chinese releases.I think they realize if they tell china to make it look lame and gay, china is just going to stare at them and say "for your country's version," and when Disney stares back they'll say "that wasn't a question."
>>146907492>The one universe where Spider-man is happy
>>146861727Don't listen to the seething trannies, futafren. They jack it to dudes with tits.
>>146862476You made this art?
>>146852207Perfect
>>146910866>I've got about as much a shot with them as I do with VayntrubNah man, this ain't no CCG and Vanntryb ain't no SSR she's got Weinsteins sending limos to bring her to galas n shit agents and contracts to secure her bag you're not going to woo her while you're picking up your 50 sauced up nuggies from Wendy's bro. Just buy your ticket to Comic Con and shoot your shot at the Marvel Panel along with the other 100 thousand horny turbo autists smelling of SSBM and while you're there ask Rosario Dawson if she's down to menage, yeah? Treat em to a biggie bag of Crabby Patties, bro.
>>146912907You got the complete inverse of my statement. I'm not saying "I could bag her like any chubby cosplayer at Comic Con" I'm saying I'm just as hopeless with those girls as I am with her.
>>146852114Your understanding of Squirrel Girl is drastically warped by memes. She never had a cult following and she wasn't even "thicc" in the shitty comic everyone hated, nor her incredibly limited cartoon appearances. More porn was created for Squirrel Girl in the past month than all previous decades of her existence combined, and it's not even close.
>>146912955Any slob can get a girl. You need to become an exceptional slob to bag an actress. A funny one with a trust fund and possibly a small indy movie production...
>>146852375Do you even read comics? Do you think these characters are EVER consistent or that they have some sacred writing guidelines that keeps them pure? Design and action are literally all that matters when it comes to these characters. Do they look good and do they do cool stuff? Rivals SG is a firm "yes" on both counts.
>>146913001Guess I'm not a slob then
>at anime con recently>playing some rhythm game in the arcade>chubby Squirrel Girl cosplayer next to me>just chubby enough that her shorts are cutting into her belly and thighs a lil, but not so fat that it looks disgusting>her big squirrel tail keeps falling down, so she keeps reaching back and wiggling her butt as she pulls it back up
>>146913065Did you compliment her on her outfit, bro? Girls like it when you say they look nice. Even more so if you recognize the cosplay."Hi Squirrrirrill Girl! Nice cosplay! You look cute! CUTE.">"Awww, thank you sweaty DDR nerd! Oh boy I love 300 MAX!""Neat! Me too! Hey, wanna run some doubles? My treat??"10 bucks and 3 kids later, that's how I met yer mama, Tippy.
>>146850673i've always been into ginger girls (RIP ginger dudes, most unloved souls-- err, right, no souls.)
>>146851257I'm here for here screen cap
>>146866190>>146895138>>146907492I want to bully a cute chubby girl by squeezing her belly so bad, bros
>>146913368So is I.
>>146913065>chubby Squirrel Girl cosplayer next to me>just chubby enough that her shorts are cutting into her belly and thighs a lil, but not so fat that it looks disgusting>her big squirrel tail keeps falling down, so she keeps reaching back and wiggling her butt as she pulls it back upNOICE.God bless chubby women, they are one of the few beacons of God's mercy and splendor on this earth.So hard to find them out in the wild, feels like a unicorn siting but what a site to behold.
